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sleuthelle · 1 year

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#poll #you know the video #i love that post #pregnant but incorrect

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Husk: Hey Tony, I’m breaking up—

Angel: I’M PREGNANT!

Husk: …I meant the phone

Angel: Shit. Right. Sorry, I panicked.

#do I think people should lie about being pregnant to entrap their partners? no of course not but also consider: Angel is stupid #or at least stupid in this sense #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husk #husk hazbin hotel #angelhusk

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…

Y/N: can I touch your belly?

Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka

Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space

Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)

Y/N: oh alright

Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…

Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…

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incorrect911argoship · 4 months

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*Buck and Taylor, staying in touch after breaking up*

Buck: I've found myself very attracted to Eddie lately, and I'm not sure what to do about it.

Taylor: Well, you're going to try to fuck him, aren't you?

Buck: Yes, obviously, but then what?

Taylor: Then you knock him up and invite me to the wedding.

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #taylor kelly #eddie diaz #pregnant eddie #buddie wedding

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months

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Apple Seed 16: Baby of Mine

-Baby Cries Echo Through the Hotel-

Lucifer: (slowly getting more and more excited) B-Baby. Baby. Th-That's a baby! Ha-HA!!! The baby's here! (sprints up the staircase)

Hazbins: (all exchange glances and speed after Lucifer)

Lucifer: (reaches the door and starts clawing at it like a puppy) Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in?

Carmilla: (opens the door while blocking the way) Quiet! The mother is resting.

Lucifer: (tippy taps his feet impatiently) Mmmmmm!

Carmilla: (rolls her eyes and moves just enough to let Lucifer slide through)

Lucifer: (gasp squeals and scrambles into the room, whispering excitedly) Charlie! Vaggie! How is it? Where's the- (jaw drops as tears spring to his eyes)

Vaggie: (silently crying as she half sits, half lays, on the bed, propping herself up on her elbow as she kisses Charlie's head then the baby's head while stroking the baby's back, being mindful of the slightly lavender colored spots on the shoulder blades that looked like a place for wings to sprout in the future)

(whispering) Lo lograste, mi amor. Lo hiciste. Él es perfecto.

Baby: (fussing slightly against Charlie's chest, and black horns start pushing up from the hairline. They have Vaggie's white-silver hair, curved nose, off grey skin that looks like a mix of both Charlie's and Vaggie's, little white marks accent underneath their eyelashes, little fairy feathered - red hooves that matched Charlie's, and purple circles stand out on their chubby cheeks.)

Charlie: (flushed, sweaty, and crying as she holds the baby to her bare chest and sings) Baby mine, don't you cry. Baby mine, dry your eyes. Rest your head close to my heart. Never to part, baby of mine~

Baby: (horns retreat as they calm down and nestles into Charlie's breast)

Lucifer: (trying so hard not to burst out into a loud wail of a cry at the moment) H-Hey, kiddo. How do you feel?

Charlie: (looks at Lucifer tiredly) Exhausted, ha, but worth it. (nods to the baby) Come say "hello" to your grandson.

Lucifer: (excitedly tippy-taps over and looks at the baby with a coo) Hey, little duckie.... Oh, he's so precious! Look at his little hoofsies! (Tickles the baby's little feathered hooves) They'll harden up in the next week or so. And are those spots fow his wings to show up?! Gee, he really is a perfect mix of both of you! Have you thought of a name? I think Charles would be perfect. Little CJ!

Vaggie: I got shot down with that one already, Sir. (smiling down at the baby as she brushes her finger along his cheek) We decided on Samael.

Lucifer: (eyes widen in shock at his old name from Heaven) S-S-S... A-Are you....

Vaggie: Don't worry, Sir. We're calling him Sammy for short. Samael -Sammy- Lucifer Morningstar.

Baby Sammy: (gives a little, sleepy, gummy smile at his name with a coo)

Lucifer: I-I need a moment! (rushes out the door and immediately wails tears of joy) OOOOOOH-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE!!!!

Hazbins: (sounds of party poppers, bombs exploding and spreading blue smoke everywhere, and kazoos going off fill the room from the hallway) CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Special Thanks to my friend Sevi for making me this adorable art piece of Sammy!

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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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[Demon au: R/n is cranky and pregnant, Ghost and them are driving around at night and are stopped on the side of the road eating Ice-cream and French fries, when a cop suddenly pulls in behind them. Ghost growls and briefly shifts into his demon form believing they were in possible danger, before R/n tells him to settle down, they’ll handle it... he frowns but returns to his human form, as the officer approaches the car.]

Officer, with their hand on their sidearm: Sorry for this, but we’ve been getting reports of a strange person in a vehicle similar to yours, trying to lure children away.

[R/n looks at the cop bewildered before looking at Ghost. He shrugs, they then look at their sleeping toddlers in the backseat; which was why they were out so late in the first place, then back at the cop annoyed.]

R/n: We got two under five and one right here *pats her belly* why the hell would we want someone else’s for?

[Ghost snorts.]

Officer: Okay, my mistake, you two drive safely now, and keep an eye out, A lot of freaks come out at night!

Ghost: Oh trust me, she knows.~

(Ghost flashes his fangs at the startled officer, before R/n hisses at him to sit back down and they drive off.}

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peggingeddiediaz · 2 months

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Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 123/?

#911 #911 crack #911 memes #911 twitter #911 on abc #incorrect 911 #incorrect buddie #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #bottom!eddie #top!buck #bottom eddie rights #get eddie pregnant 2024 #eddie in his dispatch era

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cod-dump · 4 months

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Farah, addressing the ULF: I've already told this to Malika.

Malika: Commander...

Farah: No funny business with these American mercs. I don't want anyone landing back here pregnant!

Alex: Not very likely in my case.

Malika: I wouldn't rule it out, Alex.

Farah, smirking: American men can be very convincing.

#submission #source: derry girls #alex is the most likely to get pregnant #call of duty #modern warfare #farah karim #alex Keller #cod malika #malika cod #incorrect quotes

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princessdimondheart · 1 year

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Y/N: Simon… I’m pregnant… *shows test*

Ghost: *blinks*

Ghost: *blinks x2*

Ghost: *simon.ghost.riley.exe has stopped working*

Y/N: *sighs* I guess it’s time to reboot the system again….

CODMW2 Masterlist

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: *dragging Cody eagerly into the room while holding his hand* Guys, I have super important news! Cody and I are getting married!

Anakin: …oh? I mean… I guess it’s about time. I don’t know if I can bring the twins, will we have to get a babysitter for them?

Obi-Wan: Absolutely not, that’s free baby-holding hours and I’m not letting you cut them!

Cody: What do you mean it’s about time?

Rex: Well, the war’s been over nearly eight months. We just expected you two to tie the knot sooner.

Ahsoka: I mean, you already live together. The 212th kept your… dalliances quiet, through the war because they didn’t want the higher ups to break you guys up.

Anakin: Honestly, I’m a bit disappointed. I had money on you guys getting married no less than a week after the war.

Obi-Wan: Dalliances??

Rex: ??? Yeah?? You two aren’t very subtle, Cody didn’t even try sneaking out of your room after!

Obi-Wan: *looks at Cody in worry* Cody, why would you have to sneak out of our room? That’s where you sleep?

Cody: ??? I don’t know? The quartermaster said it was okay if we slept in the same room.

Obi-Wan: What’s wrong with Cody and I sharing a room?

Anakin: …remember when I was fourteen and you told me where babies come from?

Obi-Wan: …yes?

Anakin: ??? That????

Obi-Wan: …but we weren’t trying to make babies?

Cody: Do we even have the right parts to do that?

Obi-Wan: I think I have the carrier parts but I stopped checking if they worked a while back.

Anakin: WERE YOU TWO NOT HAVING SEX???

Obi-Wan: Oh gross!

Cody: 🤢

Rex: WHY WERE YOU TWO SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM????

Obi-Wan: BECAUSE WE COULDNT TRUST EACH OTHER NOT TO ACTUALLY SLEEP ON OUR OWN AND IT WAS NICER!

Ahsoka: Why are you two getting married now??

Obi-Wan: I don’t know TAX BENEFITS AND SHIT we’re in LOVE fuck off!

Cody: Oh gross you guys really just assume we naked touched???

Anakin: oh my god. What was your exact marriage idea composed of?? Tell me right this second!

Obi-Wan: um??? We said we wanted to be a family and raise some padawans together???

Anakin: *starts dragging Obi-Wan off to the bathroom* You’re taking a pregnancy test right this second, you chose the wrong wording! Every time someone I love is asexual or a top the force shoves a baby in them!

Obi-Wan: oh my god

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imasexypotato · 1 month

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John: Are you wearing makeup?

Gale: Oh. yeah, it’s just eyeliner. Marge let me try it

John: ....

Gale: Does it look okay?

John: Uhm yeah, it looks fine, I guess

*Later*

John, sobbing into Curt’s shoulder: It looked so good

Curt: I know

John: I'm so in love with him

Curt: I know

#john: i wanna get him pregnant #curt: i know- What did you just say?!#🤨#john is down bad #gale is gorgeous #incorrect quotes #mota #clegan #masters of the air #john egan #gale cleven #buck x bucky #john x gale #curtis biddick

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Cherri: You wanna go upstairs?

Sir Pentious: Sure...

Cherri: You have protection?

Sir Pentious: W-why? What's up there?

#sinners may not be able to get pregnant but there are still stds…#stis #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #cherri hazbin hotel #sir pentious #cherrisnake

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Natasha giggles…

Natasha: stop that! That tickles!

Y/N runs the pink baby booties across Natasha’s belly…

Y/N: these boots are made for walking-

Natasha: you fruit!

Wanda: what’s going on? Ohmygosh! Are we doing the little bootie walks across her pregnant belly?! I use to love that! I want in!

Y/N hands her a spare set, Wanda gladly joins in…

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incorrect911argoship · 6 months

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Abuela: You're starting to forget your spanish Eddito . You don't practice enough.

Eddie: Lo siento Abuela, estoy embarazada.

Abuela: You just told me you're pregnant.

Pepa: I didn't know you and Buck were already trying but congratulations Eddie, you're glowing!

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 abc #eddie diaz #tia pepa #abuela diaz #evan buckley #pregnant eddie #tia pepa is a menace #diaz sass can't be stopped

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 3 months

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Apple Seed: Hell's Angels Feat. Charlie

-At Charlie and Vaggie's wedding reception-

Lucifer: (teary-eyed as he yanks Vaggie into a bone crushing hug) Oh! I'm so happy you and Charlie are finally married, Vaggie!

Vaggie: Ack! (Gently pats Lucifer's back) Thank you... Sir.

Lucifer: Come on, Vaggie. No need to be so formal now. Call me- (sniffs back a tear and clasps his hands together) -Dad?

Vaggie: Uh, sure..... Dad.

Lucifer: (squeals and taps his feet in a very Morningstar fashion) Hehehehehehe~ Oh! I almost forgot! (Digs around in his inner suit jacket pockets) I have a special present for you two.

Vaggie: With all due respect, Sir- uh, Dad, I think Charlie and I have enough rubber ducks.

Lucifer: One second! I know it's in here somewhere. No, not that. *squeak!* Whoop! Definitely not that! *grrrrrrrr!* Yipe! I gotta remember to get that out of there eventually....

Vaggie: How many pockets are in that jacket????

Lucifer: Ah-HA!!! FOUND YOU!!! (pulls out a white velvet box with crimson embroidery and presents it to Vaggie) Da-dada-Daaaaa!

Vaggie: (Stomach drops at the sight of the suspiciously ring box looking gift) Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, Sir? I'm already married.... to Charlie.... Your daughter..... You were literally just a babbling crying mess in the first row of the ceremony....

Lucifer: Huh? What are you talking about? (Opens up the small box. Revealing a deep red apple seed with a mild golden glow)

Vaggie: A.... candied apple seed?

Lucifer: Not candied and not just any apple seed. This bad boy will be the catalyst for any baby making needs you two gals need.

Vaggie: (blushes) Say again?

Lucifer: This apple seed is imbued with both your and Charlie's essence. So, all you guys gotta do is have one of you (mimics a gulping motion and sound) gulp this little guy down, have a little romp in the sheets to activate it, and POOF!!! The ingestor gets pregnant. (Places the box in a dumbstruck Vaggie's hand) For when you girls are ready, of course.

Vaggie: (stares down at the box I her hand like it's a Carmine exclusive angelic steel bear trap as a million thoughts swirl through her mind) Uh... Thanks... Sir.

Lucifer: (puffs out his chest proudly) You're welcome! And it's Dad now, remember?

Charlie: There you two are! I've been looking for you everywhere! Oooh! What's that?

Lucifer: Hiya, Charlie! Just a little gift from me.

Charlie: (sparkling eyes) Oooooooh! Is that your famous candied apple seed? Vaggie, did you eat yours already? Dad usually makes them in pairs. (Picks up the seed and pops it into her mouth)

Vaggie: (Snaps out of her stupor) Charlie, Don't!

Charlie: *gulp* Hmm.... It tastes different than I remember.

Vaggie: (full body blushing and about to faint)

Lucifer: (gasping and squealing simultaneously as little glitter bombs explode around him, and he claps his hands together excitedly)

Charlie: ......Did I miss something?

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llama911refugee · 3 months

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#911 #911 abc #911 memes #incorrect 911 #incorrect buddie #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #eddie is breedable #buck will breed eddie until he gets pregnant #911 spoilers #911 on abc

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