Vash and Knives’s warrior cats phase ...

Holy shit, 2018?? Do you even know what a moreo is?? /j

yes actually!……. but because of Pinterest lmao

My mom just sent me the humans are space orcs post.

I love her so much.

hawm hawm

ah i see youve noticed me hawming on the soft flesh

Horace: You ever have "cry and scream yourself awake" level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

Jacob: The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena

Horace: … I dont even know who Snoopy is but I’m concerned

Where’s that post about how handwriting is what someone’s voice sounds like but in written form because I’m thinking about it

Every period of my life for the past 4 years has seemed like the worst period of my life

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

where’s that post where it’s like adam fell for ronan after seeing the barns just like elizabeth fell for darcy after seeing pemberley

I'm still thinking about that post about identifying with one's birth gender prior to discovering one's transness and I'm not going to scroll back to reblog it a million more times but consider this post as my brain fogged and fatigued attempt at doing just that

Time to take a stupid walk for my stupid mental health

do you know if you have the post about the knife that toasts bread? i tried googling it but i only get screenshots

so unfortunately I think the post is gone?!? I searched my archive, because I know i’ve reblogged it before, but I couldn’t find it at all.

Then I found an ask where I linked the post, and it says the post is gone :(

y'know the post that's like

"girl you are SLAYING it. girl you are KILLING it. you're MAIMING it. girl you can stop now i think it's DEAD"

LMAO YES ME!!!

Thought For the Day: If men would just listen

anyone have the "if hello kitty were real we'd be best friends" post on hand