I miss you so much! Thank you for the princess pics đââïž hope you and everyone else are doing well, too 'cause the kitchen is getting hot, if you know what I mean.
I'm holding you to releasing this or I'm retiring forever and ever which isnt a threat but people paid me to write some stuff which means I'm leaving that behind and you dont want me to be seen as a filthy lying scammer do you do you do you or do you
hello caps :) 29 30 32 !!
hello octa9on :)
29. What's the hardest thing about writing
I honestly believe writing to be a process of accepting some level of failure. No matter what idea you have in your head, there will never be a 1:1 mapping, perfect translation of what you wanted to create and what ends up on the page. Pressing publish is, at some point, coming to terms with that.
It's lowkey, a really wicked hobby.
32. Do you have a word/expression that you always use in your writing?
tons LOL. @majorblinks keeps a record, we call them capsisms.
off the top of my head: the word puzzle as a noun or a verb. (You puzzle out the slight edge in her voice to mean she's not in a good mood and won't be any time soon.)
the verb to float, first seen in heejin: (âUgh, itâs been this whole thing,â Heejin says, floating her fingertips to her collarbone.)
And recently the word hazy is just too good to pass up on. It shows up everywhere!
(there are also a ton of grammatical structures I use as a default writing technique and im embarrassed to reveal my secrets)
30. Describe a fic that almost happened, but then it didn't.
gonna just drop this start to a derelict eunbi/wonyoung fic @iznsfw
âItâs just for a month,â Eunbi says, knife against the cutting board growing louder with each slice of carrot for emphasis - this in particular, how you know youâre having an argument. Like a real one. âShe got screwed over by the leasing company and we have that spare room,â she explains again.
"So, may I suggest a hotel?"
"Because I for one am not particularly in the mood to read a thousand articles guesstimating who Jang Wonyoung is and is not sneaking beneath fitted hotel sheets every night when she could just stay here," she snaps. "And you'd know that if you weren't so goddamn stubborn and read my texts."
You roll your eyes.
âItâs about discretion,â she adds.
âYou baby her.â
âEveryone babies her,â Eunbi says pointing the knife at you, lackadaisical. âAnd thatâs not stopping anytime soon, mind you. Not while she can bat her eyelashes and twirl her hair with the whole damn world watching. And you can stop making that face. It's not her fault she was born pretty and rich and young and has people eating out of the palm of her hand. That's not gonna change."
The carrots make a satisfying sizzle as she drops them into the hot oil. There's a look on Eunbi's face that says, can you do anything helpful, I donât maybe, like, stir this - and so you do.
"Listen," she says, pulling together the rest of the mirepoix; the celery first, slicing a stalk right down the middle with a slow, deliberate cut. "I'm not asking you to be best friends, I'm just asking you to try to be a little sympathetic, okay? She's like a little sister to me."
You're still stirring as you ask, "and what am I?"
"A pain in my side," she says without hesitation.
"Oh, okay," you laugh, âso when I was on my knees earlier with your leg over my shoulder andâ"
"Fuck."
The knife clatters dramatically onto the cutting board and Eunbi shoots her finger tip between her lips. Pressing them into a tight pucker.Â
"Did you just cut yourself?"
"No."
"Is it bleeding?"
"A little."
The sound of carrots and onions frying is enough to drown out a slight snicker, but it doesn't mean Eunbi won't remember that later - when you're both in bed, and it'll come back to haunt you in the form of an elbow to your ribs.
"You should probably go run that under water," you suggest, gesturing at the kitchen sink with the spatula in your hand.
Late reply but thank you for liking it! Honestly, I'm really busy right now but I think I can write more, especially since we have schoolgirl Eunbi suddenly showing up
Literally, the first thought I had upon seeing these pics was the series. It's coming back!!!!
Hey I love your series âFreak Show Talkâ but how about some more drama how about Reader meets a new boy for an example Felix at therapy and they become friends but Minho get jealous of you and Felix and maybe the others if they feel a way about Reader
You got the wrong person, anon, sorry to disappoint.
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Malapit na magreset ng season ng Roman Catholic, so maligayang pasko ng pagkabuhay sayo iz, sana masaral ulam mo
tanong ko lang anong possible next fic/fics mo?
sana okay lang bhie
ingat palagi, stay hydrated
Happy Easter + April Fools!
Here's a baby bunny to start off your Easter, anon <3 Maligayang pasko ng pagkabuhay sa inyong lahat!
I've been really busy with real life work and commitments, college, and commissions, so release schedule is a bit slow. But I do have two commissions nearly finished and a self-indulgent secretary Eunbi fic for Off*IZ Hours! I'll open commissions again after I get down to at least three.
And yes, IZ Days of Christmas is still going. I'm giving yall your 12 dollars worth đ Thank you for your continued support and patience!
Sana masarap rin ulam mo anon, patikim naman...
Likewise to everyone else, have a good Easter and April Fools. To more years together đ
Nagvisita Iglesia kami ng papa ko hahahaha, wlang bakasyon bakasyon anak kasi kami ni Rold đ Last year nag-alay lakad kaso matanda na kami kaya visita iglesia na lang :(
As confirmed by Irene she is going to debut solo hopefully before August, Also Kwon Eunbi will have a comeback soon? How do you feel?
I feel fucking amazing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my two ults releasing music make my day instantly better. For now, I'll relisten to these songs and hope they come back quickly and grandly.
Since its Irene's birthday today, could you share with us what makes you love our Bae so much? I am curious to hear your answer!
Side note: Have a good day!
HAPPY IRENE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
I fell in love with her after watching a video about Red Velvet. She's pretty, talented, and such a good leader. I watched a few fan videos of her (are you even an Irene fan if you haven't watched that live of her having a sixth sense?) and just started my simping lol.
She's an amazing dancer (lead dancer after the Kang Seulgi.) I appreciated their performance together because we really got to see her moves and her voice range. I'm a longtime fan but I didn't know she could sing like that, although WildSide happened lol. She's Red Velvet's secret all-rounder, and we got to recognize that.
Irene's personality may seem closed off to those who don't know her, but she's actually so sweet and playful to the members and she knows her worth. She's not someone who doubles down when she sees something wrong or hide what she feels.
I know the stylist scandal is a bit of a sensitive topic among Baetokkis, but I think about how a lot of staff stood up for her after that and just know that she's a good person. She makes mistakes just like the rest of us but knows how to push through.
I'm rambling now so let me just conclude this by saying: no matter what anyone says about her, she's gorgeous, lovely, and set for life.
Happy birthday, Joohyun!
Oh, and she could also fuck my mouth with a strap, thanks.
Good luck if you attempt this challenge! And what was your fastest run if you did multiple attempts? Or your favorite list?
Oh, I love women? I'll name you every woman.
Kwon Eunbi
Miyawaki Sakura
Kang Hyewon
Choi Yena
Lee Chaeyeon
Kim Chaewon
Kim Minju
Yabuki Nako
Honda Hitomi
Jo Yuri
An Yujin
Jang Wonyoung
Leni Robredo
Audrey Hepburn
Anne Hathaway
Cate Blanchett
President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
Whang Od
Tandang Sora
Marilyn Monroe
Sydney Sweeney
Jenna Ortega
Zendaya Coleman
Megan thee Stallion
Taylor Swift
Naoi Rei
Harriet Tubman
Cleopatra
Eve
Maine Mendoza
Mikha Lim
Choi Yujin
Shen Xiaoting
Sakamoto Mashiro
Hikaru
Yeseo
Nicki Minaj
Ariana Grande
Dolly Parton
Lovelace
Huh Yunjin
Nakamura Kazuha
Sorry, this is all I can do. Took me under six minutes. I'm on a road trip and I need to pee and this is making me anxious lol happy Maundy Thursday to those who observe it love you
Always will be a fan of you and your writing! Glad to see you back! <3 Missing you, but no pressure at all. I'm just happy to see you here and that's more than enough. Love you!!
Tissue and Coitus.
[Heiso, notes]: first off, thank you @iznsfw (I miss you too xoxo) for this and the encouragement to actually feel like writing. Thereâs no stone set for my return, but Iâll push out whatever I can. (2,000+ words for IU.)
A thin, damp layer of frost overcomes the street in the mist of winterâs rage. Flakes float about themselves as everyone basks in the joy of a new jolly year. Sold-out supplies had already evacuated before Decemberâs reignâbringing an even greater difficulty when gathering basic human needs.
You, with an exhausted expression along with your bones crackling with every step, had only just snagged a great deal on a roll of toilet paper when a smaller woman was assumably pondering the exact same plan.
Your eyes meet for just a millisecond and it feels as though this woman could see right through you.
âOh, you seemed to have beat me to itâŠâ she comments with the fakest smile a human could muster.
âHuh? Oh, this?â You point at the roll in your hand, standing proudly at your quickness and agility. Or maybe thatâs just exaggerating.
âYep. That,â she replies, this time with more of a sarcastic countenanceâher retort generally indicated by the fold of her forearms over each other. âAnd I bet thatâs the last,â she continues as if she already knows the answer.
âYep. It is.â It proceeds to become uncomfortably silent. Youâve had these moments in the past, along with unexplainable humiliation. âBut⊠I should get goingâŠâ Youâre eyes dodge hers in an attempt to look for a way out, to no avail.
âHey⊠youâre a kind kid right?â She smiles at you, holding out her smaller sized palm. âIâm Jieun. You should respect your elders.â
Even with such a smaller frame, her attitude has no chill.
Youâre a bit surprised. This isnât how this was supposed to go. You were going to simply purchase your toilet paper, have a nice awkward moment with this elder woman, and bing watch Netflix while stuffing your mouth with junk food.
Butânot only is the toilet paper not in your hands anymore, the woman has completely disappeared.
Your head practically spins 360° in hopes youâd spot Jieunâs red sweater in the process, to no avail.
Only a few hours pass while the convenience store incident hovers within your mind. The sidewalk tells its history of today with each patch of snow with a footprint implanted within its white chilliness. You include yourself, hands stuffed within empty pockets.
Though, along the trail you notice a few small crowds a little scattered throughout the street, everyone filled with laughter and joyâbringing a bit to your own.
In the mist of the crowd you spot Jieunâs red sweater swiftly maneuvering betwixt the variety of peopleâher gorgeous hair reflects the sunâs light and her short figure is rather hilarious stumbling about the audience.
You decide to follow her. She stole from you, plus where the hell did she vanish to that fast.
Itâs quite easy keeping track of Jieunâs movements since she stands out so greatly from the crowd.
Jieun slightly attempts at flashing through a metallic door with words that boldly read, âMaintenance Only.â
Jieunâs journey towards the restricted door seemed to be set to minimum difficultyâas yours was more of a⊠challenge. You realize you almost popped your should twice before youâre finally a step ahead.
The scenery within the place seems like itâll frequent plenty of celebrities. Singers, as a couple of instruments and microphones laid useless within a pile of various other junk. Actors, a number of props and cameras set themselves up by a stanchion along the wall as if to present them. You also notice a page of scripts and names, Jieunâs being at the top of the list.
You ruminate on the idea of Jieun actually being some type of social star. Every cause had an effect and every solution had a conclusion.
You could only gather that youâve probably just met a movie star and singer when a small tap on your shoulder interrupts your thought process.
You jolt a bit, nescient of the strangers presence.
âYouâre a bit nosey, huh?â The familiar voice only enhances your horror.
âUh, no?â you reply, whipping yourself around. You forgot how short Jieun was in the limited amount of time. It almost makes you feel cornered and pathetic.
âYou shouldnâtââ In a sudden manner the same door you entered opens in a swift motion, despite its weight.
Jieunâs quicker thoughâand you donât have enough time to react before your wrist is practically interlocked with her palm. Jieun drags you into a janitorâs closet not too far from the individual. Your bodies seem glued together, the tips of your shoes are kissing and your hands have no other option but to contact each other.
The closet lacks sufficient light, the only sort of sound is your erratic breaths and the slight sounds of movement from without the closet. You hear faint footsteps in the distance, a bit or rattling and clangingâas if rummaging about, potentially seeking something.
âWe canât leave yet,â Jieun says to snap you out of your trance. You were so caught up in the figureâs actions that you didnât even come to common terms with your own. You snatch your hand away from the closetâs handle; barely visible, an attenuated sheet of dim light spreading from one wall of the closet to the opposing wall, all the while your waists and above have been completely engulfed in a starless cloud.
You progressively feel Jieunâs small, hitched breaths quickenâyour bodies even closer, an intense sensation of warmth interlocks your figure and you realize that your pants have tightened tremendously. You completely stop breathing, attempting to make as much space as you can betwixt yourself and the smaller woman whoâs arms suddenly make their way around your waist.
âWill you quit squirming, theyâre gonna hear us..!?â The stern tone is enough for you to embrace Jieunâs presence again, this time a bit closer, and much hotter. Perhaps itâs the slender arms locking you in tightly, her short breaths on the front of your throatâmaybe itâs the fact that you can feel Jieunâs warmth as well. She lifts her face within the dark, though you have trouble seeing anything else but Jieunâs eyes, glowing in crimsonâa bit hypnotic, a punctilious replica of a vampiric illusion.
You feel yourself slowly drifting within.
And without the answer to whether this is right or wrong, you find yourself lip-locked with the older woman youâve just met in a convenience store, who has also had the nerve to steal your toilet paper. Though the timing is too wrong, you descry the attempt to refrain; but youâre rather confounded when your own body pulls Jieun closer, and your faces practically glue themselves together.
Jieun wastes zero time in the rush of undressing you. Itâs as if all of your clothing just⊠disappeared.
You feel Jieunâs hands on your bare skin. Only now do you finally begin getting rid of her clothes as well, having her join you in this nude display, though the viewers are unique and enjoy shadows and curves, if that counts.
Jieunâs arms travel from around your waist to slither along your figure until they daintily dangle from your shoulders, her soft small hands clasping your nape passionately. You take this time to embrace Jieun in the prior manner she frequented. As your hands cuff her smaller sides, Jieunâs tongue manages to slip within your lips, sending butterflies hurtling through your torsoâanything else now a mere blur, your mind fully clouded with the feeling of pleasure.
You let yourself sink into her small frame, entwining oneself around her warmthâsinking deeper into her, allowing all of you to just give in.
Jieun loses a bit of time while attempting to undo your belt buckle, a slight zip the only sound aside from your heavy breaths and minimum shuffling. She succeeds, though, dropping along with your pants in unison, and even when you canât see Jieun looking up at you you maintain the image in your head. She smiles, her tongue lapping the underside of your tip, her soft palm clasped in a fixed manner around the base, her other hand cupping your balls sensually in a rhythmic motion.
Youâre too far gone to keep caution of the erotic swirls pleasuring your erection, each slick to and fro from the tip to the shaft, each gag and swallow hollow though undeniably sexually appealing, each stroke of Jieunâs soft hands as they assist her mouth in making you feel satiated.
Jieun pulls off and leaves several precursory kisses as if her previews didnât already cash-grab you. Though she hand-grabs you in another clamped fist and her hands stroke your shaftâgiving you and her jaw a rest.
Before Jieunâs hand succeed in their succession, pull her until her stature matches your chest and turn her around firmly, placing her against the closet wall while also placing her back an arch deeper. It takes not a single hesitation before Jieunâs complying: her arms keep her face from colliding with the wall and she makes sure her back stays nice and curved.
âGood girl,â was accidentally said until Jieun whimpers and backs her ass up against your crotch; allowing you to slip smoothly into the warmth of her body.
Itâs enough to make you shiver.
Itâs enough to make the clench and squelch of Jieunâs insides intensify as she finally cries out in pleasure. Your body essentially lunges forward to mute the moans and whines that still manage to escape the gap your fingers provide; you could only say it worked for two seconds. Plus the couple that Jieun tried, though failed, to muffled herself. Probably why she just lets her face fall into the wall. A makeshift pillow. An even better palm. Shit, even better than attempting to keep her mouth closed, because that totally wouldnât work.
You worry but still when Jieunâs pussy tightens, her hips rocking her body to and fro, back and forth, following an erratic rhythm that she, in all likelihood, canât even read, you almost forget about the knot most likely swelling upon her head right now. Though the slow clap of her ass hitting your waist is just at the tip of hypnotic, the occasional gleam of the results of your seduction as Jieun slowly and steadily sucks you back in after you manage to escape her grasp each time, even the erotic sounds youâd usually hear in front of a stove or an oven top, all furnish and contained; all feverish and galvanized; all waterlogged and sticky.
Everything leads to you wanting more.
Grip Jieunâs waist sternly and fearlessly begin thrusting. The impact is almost instantaneous, Jieunâs whines grow in octave and her pussy is a hard worker when it comes to milking. Her tongue has difficulty helping her talk, her arms have already failed in their quest, and her legs are on a sliver of health.
âOh fuck, oh fuck,â is about all she can muster while her pussy drenches your lap.
She honestly should feel guilty, youâre going to need a new pair of pants after thisâŠ
And maybe some tissue.
Even then, though, Jieun has enough liquid to supply her for months.
Let your hands be your eyes as they venture across the lands of Jieun, an older woman youâve just met todayâeven better, she stole from you.
So, let them venture until you reach one of Jieun perky titties and lift her torso until sheâs basically a second shirt for you. The material is soft, a bit supple, a lot stiff. But before you can tease her about it she slams her ass into you, your dick reaching wondrous depths, Jieunâs moans reaching incredible volumes, your pleasure reaching its peak.
Jieunâs pleasure reaching its conclusion as well. Her legs kind of wobble pathetically and she gasps before an, âoh shit, oh my god,â notifies its arrival.
Jieun whimpers miserably as her imminent squirt discontinues your connection.
Attempt to regain yourself but itâs far too late. Before youâre able to groan, a spurt of cum covers a part of Jieunâs lower body, and the rest attains other unspecified areas until you deem yourself completely spent.
A soft creak on the other side of the closet door snaps you out of the haze, a knock following.
You notice you donât have enough time to clean anything.