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Funny twitter art challenge as qijing
#qijing#jwqs fanart#jwwj#jwqs#qiyan agula#qi yan#nangong jingnu#clear and muddy loss of love#baihe novel#baihe#please don’t laugh#pdl#donghua#manhua#novel#romance novels#lesbian
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steve harrington x reader.
you knew how much steve hated virgins. he would always come to you, complaining about how his night has been ruined because the girl was a virgin.
you always kept quiet because you knew that you too were one.
right now, you had no idea how to tell him.
steve groaned into your ear, gripping your ass as you straddled him. you whimpered, hands tightening around his shoulders. “fuck, baby.” he grunted.
you pulled away, lips swollen from the intense make out session you had minutes before. your doe eyes stared at him, pouting as he glared at you for stopping him.
“s-steve…” you stuttered, gulping as he raised his eyebrows. his stare was sharp, causing your cunt to gush. “listen—i can always come back a-after i ask someone to take it—“ you rambled out.
he stopped you, gripping your throat with confused eyes. he brought your lips to his, sucking on your tongue and you moaned, whining when he pulled away.
“explain, sweetheart.” he encouraged you, hands now groping at your breast. he ripped apart your shirt and you squealed, hands moving to cover yourself but he slapped them away.
“i…im a virgin–“ you breathed, voice soft as you avoided looking at him. his movement on your breast stopped and you were ready to get up leave before he gripped your hips, pulling you closer. “wha—“
he shushed you, marking your neck with his teeth and your hips started moving against his cock.
“what nonsense are you talking about going to someone else?” his voice was dark, hands possessively groping your body. his eyes were dark, and scary it made you shiver. “you’re mine.”
“but you said you hated virgins…” you trailed off, head tilting as you bit your lip. he chuckled, kissing your cheeks.
“you’re the exception, baby. i’m glad i don’t have to kill anyone who touched you before me.”
#steve harrington#stranger things#my writing#steve#honestly it’s 1am and i can’t sleep#so i wrote this#please don’t laugh#this is not edited#quinn fic recs#netflix#reader x steve#steve harrington x reader#stranger things season 4
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I am eternally grateful that JWQS is fully translated but why is the author spoiling the story? 😬
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Big oil companies but they sell gender fluid instead of oil
“Fill xir up with some genderoleum”
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I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY
Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.
A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.
Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale
Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.
Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.
Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.
Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.
6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.
I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.
(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#they’re idiots your honor#paintball scene#the stupidity#i don’t even know#they are made for each other#good omens book#the gay angel#this book is gay#this book is incredible#neil gaiman#terry pratchett#blinks slowly#i’m laughing so fucking hard#please read this
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never learn if you don’t attempt it <3 even if it’s written poorly, it can still be enjoyable. it’s mostly about how much fun you have with it
Fuck it we ball
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“NO PLEASE PUT THAT LIZARD DOWN LILIA-SAMA WE’LL COOK!!” or Diasboys in distress _(:3 」∠)_
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twst spoilers#twst chapter 7 spoilers#twst book 7 spoilers#I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHAHA#with all due respect sir#Even in dreams we don’t want to eat your food please#sebek zigvolt#silver#lilia vanrouge
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how many syllables does the word bread have?
normal people: one
latin students: two
catholics on the third sunday of easter: thirty-seven
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me in math class at the end of the semester
#PLEASE THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD#THATS THE BEST ANSWER#‘i don’t think’ 😩😩😩😩😩 bestie said it and didn’t realize he would break the internet#ferrari what did you do to him??????#🙃🙃🙃#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#ferrari
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Prince Agula of the grass plains ✨
#qiyan agula#jwqs#jwqs fanart#jwwj#clear and muddy loss of love#qi yan#baihe novel#girls love#lesbian#pdl#please don’t laugh#donghua#manhua#fanart#nangong jingnu#qijing
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apollo makes a devastating typo in the wrong chat
#apollo justice#ace attorney#khyt.art#if the person who wrote ‘javier’ ‘klavier* shit’ in the tags of one of my other posts sees this#thank you but also I’m very sorry it made me laugh REALLY hard#anyway please don’t take this too seriously hdjfhsjdh#the implications get funnier the longer you look
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do i want a girlfriend who is my age or do i want this old man ?
#girlblogging#teacher confessions#male teacher crush#bisexual#sapphic#girlhood#im just a girl#i can’t decide#this is a girlblog#hell is a teenage girl#coquette#girlblog#cinnamon girl#teacher attachment#wlw#im losing my mind#i don’t like my mind#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#coquette dollete#nymph3t#nymphett#live laugh girlblog#girlblogger#girlblog aesthetic#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#this is what makes us girls#male tc#i want a girlfriend#please hmu#male teacher x female student
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Peeta that time katniss came to see him in Mockingjay:
#the hunger games#thg#everlark#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#just for laughs#please don’t come for me 🙏🏽
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Link needs years of therapy after upgrading his gear to lvl 4...
#botw#totk#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#((This is a shitpost#but please don’t tell me I’m the only one who is incredibly freaked out by the great fairies in botw/totk#I hate how they outright sexually assault Link and it’s played for laughs.#Imagine if the gender roles were reversed - there would be an outcry!#Am I too sensitive about this subject? Nobody else I’ve talked to seems to be bothered by this lol#anyway enjoy this shitpost I've spent way too much time on lol))
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#guardian#镇魂 guardian#沈巍#even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderfully#even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderful#zhu yilong#朱一龙#朱一龍#주일룡#my gifs#I got the English translation of the novel & man I love it#please stand by for the queue#if you’ve ever get the chance to see zhu yilong irl (like at an event or film festival) he matches this description too#he has a subtle beauty that cameras don’t do justice to#if anyone asks the drama ends with them sitting on a bench laughing the end nobody died
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I was talking to my friends today abt atla And one of them is super iffy about shipping and fanfic so I’ve never mentioned my (unhealthy) obsession with zukka. but my other friend knows. So we were talking about zutara and our opinions on it and my knowledgable friend was like:
“It’s funny how you don’t consider any of the blatantly ship-bait scenes romantic but when Zuko and Sokka breath next to each other you’re convinced they’re married.”
And I was like:
LIKE U DON’T KNOW TRUE FEAR UNTIL 😭😭 LIKE IT’S CALLED A GUILTY PLEASURE FOR A REASONNNNN. My normie friend didn’t say anything BUT SHE THINKS ZUKKA IS WEIRD IF SHE KNEW I SHIPPED IT LET ALONE MADE ART FOR IT I-
#zukka#zuko x sokka#atla#I don’t have a tag for me speaking about myself uhhhhhh#Sofia speaks about herself#there#no but seriously please feel free to share any life threatening shipping or fandom irl moments#I need to laugh and not suffer alone#text post
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