marry a smartass - suffer the consequences

I'm reading vol 2 rn and book Shen Wei is a MESS

Meanwhile Yunlan: Yeah ofc I'm into that

Do you ship it?

reason:

Waited 10,000 years for him

silly babies. who else dares to play with ye zun's hair if not THE zhao yunlan himself? director zhao really is not afraid of the lord of the night.

It's the two-year anniversary of this ridiculous blog! Thanks to all of you for humoring me in my nonsense here.

Let's celebrate by spending too long looking at the tiny sign way up at the top of the front of the Dixing Bar!

It's shaped like a U.S. route road sign, but where the road sign would have "U.S." or some other designation, this sign says 酒馆 (bar, tavern). It's got a flame design on the bottom where the road number would otherwise be. Because the bar is, you know. In hell.

Bonus: A truly great visual/screenshot combo:

just give it time...

You and I - PVRIS

"Sigurd"

My favorite thing about Guardian is how hard Bai Yu and Zhu Yilong work to sell it. I mean you have this hamstrung show with weed-wacked scripts that can't keep facts straight for more than seventeen minutes, and the props are badly-painted toys, and the assistant director is playing a character because they couldn't afford to hire more actors, and they don't have half the stuff on set that they ought to for the scenes to be played properly. So Zhu Yilong carefully hands Bai Yu an empty bowl pretending it's hot congee, and that man mimes eating the nonexistent food and even scrapes the residue into his mouth like he's the most dedicated dramatiste in a high school play. All while the camera can clearly see that there's nothing in the bowl but air.

I love them.

Best character surnamed [Misc]

This is the last surname poll!! The very last one! In this poll, your humble poll runner has put forward 12 candidates who didn't have enough other characters with the same/similar family name to run their own polls, but who I was sad not to be able to include. This is entirely biased and not at all objective.

Not including this poll, I have run 182 polls over the last three months! The most voted in polls have been the Lan poll with 619 votes, the Wen poll with 512 votes, and the Zhao poll with 436 votes. Shout out to the DMBJ fandom who have coordinated their blorbo's win not once, but several times!

Thank you to everyone who voted, reblogged, added propaganda, and generally had fun with them! It's been ana amazing time <3 I've had so much fun and I hope that you have as well!

By the time this poll goes out, there should still be some surname polls running which can be found here.

I will also be resuming the more normal once a week polls, so keep an eye out for those! We have got some excellent ones coming up if I do say so myself.

And now, without further ado, the final poll!

Re-sharing some kisses from the Guardian-DMBJ Cinematic Universe

Weilan from Remembering how to love [pt 3/?]

The black and white is the original sketch and the colored version is the finalized drawing!

The Ultimate Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on design!

Zhao Yunlan | Guardian

you look at a picture of him and it is glaringly obvious that he is a disaster bisexual detective who works on mysterious cases (in the book it's ghosts and in the show it's superpowered aliens). like his design is just so well suited for his character. from the first look you get of him you get an idea what he's all about and it's right

Hatsune Miku | Vocaloid

She's so iconic, everyone can recognize her!

I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Conspiracy Theory Book Club.

(My latest cartoon for Guardian Books).

Interview with David Tennant, 15 Feb 2024 :)

Q: What was it like kissing Michael Sheen [in season two of Good Omens]? And who enjoyed it more? 

David: Who enjoyed it the most? Presumably Michael was thrilled. How could he not be? But it was another day at work. The most difficult bit was other people’s awkwardness. We thought it was quite fun, so it was fine. He’d brushed his teeth.