“It reminds me of you”

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

omg, I was going to skip this one bust someone provided the links. Awesome.

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

3, 19, and 23, if you'd be so kind.

3. What's your favorite candle scent?

Oh, that's a good question; I haven't really given smells overmuch thought. Probably something fruity, like peach or cherry blossoms.

19. Most important thing in your life?

Family(tm). Partners, friends, young'uns, and the like. It's a hard old world and the bonds of fellowship are all that stand between little ol' me and the war of all against all.

23. Favorite piece of clothing?

Black v-neck blouse that makes my titties breast most boobily

If you aren't listening to World Gone Wrong yet, I'd like to float it as your next podcast. Two (yes, queer) roommates dealing with a world gone bizzarely wrong start a talk podcast to keep in touch while one is staying with her dad on the other side of the country.

It's one of those non-fiction formats but in a fictional setting that really makes it work well, and the hosts are dynamic and play off eachother exceptionally well. The sound design is simple but effective, and the recording quality is crisp.

Topics so far include:

What to do if your pekingese contracts lycanthropy

How to deal with that whole extra hour every day

How (not) to spot when someone you know has been replaced with an alien doppelganger

Taking a roadtrip in literal acid rain

Highly recommend.

my parents have no issue with my art being explicit or sexual and are very supportive and this is great. the issue is they’re too supportive. my dad will whip out his phone and show neighbors we barely know paintings of naked trans men on their knees and be like ^_^ im so proud of my son!!!

Simply having MDNI in your bio isn't enough. A vague age in bio is barely enough. If there's no indication of how old you are, I will block you.

My blocked list just keeps getting longer, so take this as absolute.

I will block.

the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text