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jmagnabo92 · 2 months
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Imagine that James wants to surprise Sirius for his birthday or anniversary for something and Regulus is trying to be a better brother - James secretly meets up with him to discuss the secrets.
And what James doesn't know is that Sirius is using Remus to do the same thing (since James doesn't have a brother).
But the two are suspicious and the only reason they don't assume cheating is becuase James and Sirius would never.
So when they're like:
"What are you doing with Remus all the time?"
"Nothing, what are you doing with Regulus all the time?"
"Nothing."
They stare at each other for some time before Sirius is like "I know you'd never cheat on me-"
"-especially not with Regulus, of all people," James finishes and shivers.
(In the background, Regulus says, "oi!")
"But I need to know what is going on."
"Its a secret!"
"We don't keep secrets, James!"
"Then what are you doing with Remus all the time - I know he's not on your would fuck list."
("Why not?" Remus asks in the background).
"Its a surprise."
They start arguing the point until R&R very annoyed that they could never stand a chance with J&S yell about helping with anniversary surprises and storm off.
Relieved, prongsfoot kiss and make-up.
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crimsonlovebartylus · 18 days
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Platonic Jegulus, where they end up bonding because they both love One Direction, and they consistently have clown theories about One Direction getting back together.
and Lily and Barty just shake their head, but entertain them because they are supportive partners.
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alexsays-no · 1 month
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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
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My light my love ♡
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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aithusarosekiller · 1 month
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James: climbs through the window of his own house
Sirius, watching the tv: hey
James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??
Sirius: Reg gave me yours
James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?
Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing
James: ...
Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn
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James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.
Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.
As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance
Regulus:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: We didn't think this through
James: No, we did not
Harry: Kiss!
Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead
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moondustinfj · 1 month
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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.
Remus:
James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!
Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??
James: Oh good, since you're awake-
Remus: *groans*
James: -your plan didn't work
Remus: What plan?
James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me
Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'
James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!
Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus
James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!
Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school
James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..
James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??
Remus: No! What-
James: Maybe sing him a song??
Remus: I-
James: That I wrote??
Remus: You're INSANE
James: On my guitar??
Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-
James: In the great hall??
Remus: I don't even care at this point
James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person
Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*
James: Do you believe in god Remus?
Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.
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sebbianas · 11 months
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luna lovegood recognizing harry the moment she saw him not because he’s the boy who lived but because of a photo in one of her mom’s photo album where a man who looks like harry was hugging a dark haired boy with a soft smile with her mother’s handwriting at the bottom that says “reg at his happiest”
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pearlynia · 19 days
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Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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jaylienpotter · 9 months
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Sirius: you can't date James!
Regulus: why not?! Give me one good reason.
Sirius:
Sirius: I kissed him first.
Regulus:
James: in like year 3... on a dare... what does that-
Sirius: it's a brother rule. Not that you would know those, TRAITOR!
James: what rule??
Sirius: the first to get it keeps it. We don't share.
James: "it"? Don't I have a say in this?
Black brothers: no.
James:
Regulus: you have Lupin already! You're just gatekeeping Potter.
Sirius: bloody right, I am!
Regulus: well I marked him already so there's no going back from that. I win. *leaves dramatically*
Sirius: mark? What did he mean m- JAMES POTTER ARE YOU SHAGGING MY BABY BROTHER?!
James: I-I... *incoherent noises*
Sirius: *death stare*
James: I wouldn't- call it... Exactly- *runs*
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER!
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jmagnabo92 · 5 months
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In a Slytherin Sirius/Gryffindor James fic, I would totally love if James went to Regulus and asked him for help to woo his brother. Like he knows Sirius best and it would be so easy to ask him what kind of things he likes and what not.
In turn, Sirius could go to Remus and do the same thing. And then when Prongsfoot gets together Remus and Regulus could be just like "finally".
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not-rab · 2 months
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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?
Sirius: oh i’m not-
James: did i leave them in your bed again?
Sirius:
James: wait i found them
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
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Regulus: um Sirius, I have to tell you something. I’m gay-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
Regulus: -and I’m dating your best friend
Sirius: I-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
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veethebeequeen · 4 months
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James: I finally asked Regulus out
Lily: oh I'm sorry
James: why?
Lily: I assumed he said no
James: no he said yes
Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then
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rhetorical-conscience · 4 months
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Sirius: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.
Remus: How the fuck do you forget something like that.
James: ACCIDENTALLY???
Regulus: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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aithusarosekiller · 1 month
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Sirius: okay, I'm bored, has anyone got any gossip to share?
Lily: nah
Remus: not really
Peter: well, there's always Jamie's new guy
James: ...
Sirius: WHAT? James has a new guy? Why did I not know about this?
James: UHHH-
Peter, who knew exactly what he was doing: because he was waiting to introduce you two, right James?
James, sweating buckets: UMMMM
Sirius, still completely unaware: oh this is so cute! ofc I want to meet this boy of yours
James: AHHHHHHH
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