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yugottakno · 3 months

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I really want to pee inside of someone

#p1ss k1nk #p1ss kink #p1ss play #p1ss wh0re #p1ss in her #p1ss in him #p1ss in them #human fleshlight #nsft

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bigtittypuppygf · 9 days

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So horny this week fuck I just begged let my partner piss all over me

#evelynknight #puppy gf #p1ss k1nk #p!ss k!nk #probabaly gunna delete this later haha #I might do it again #who are we kidding it was degrading and hot and I want them to do it again

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chuuyasheaven · 5 months

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♡ Rei's New Year Event !! ♡ [CLOSED]

Yeah I think y'all know how this goes.. (please don't request anymore bcs this even is closed. But you can request other stuff based off this!! Sorry if you couldn't participate </3)

Rules.

No weird things like in-/stepcest, sc4t/p1ss kink, grape or anything violent.

If you're requesting, give me a small plot to work with, the prompt and character you chose and be nice while doing so!!

Characters.

Chuuya Nakahara Atsushi Nakajima Akutagawa Ryuunosuke Dazai Osamu Fukuzawa Yukichi Ranpo Edogawa Edgar Allen Poe Sakunosuke Oda Kunikida Doppo Fyodor Dostoevsky Nikolai Gogol

Prompts !! (with dom! Characters)

1. "You wanted this, didn't you?" 2. "You're doing so good for me." 3. "Good girl, keep going." 4. "What happened to your bratty attitude, huh?" 5. "Such a slut for me, couldn't even wait for me to come home. ." 6. "Stay quiet, you don't want them to hear, do you?" 7. "Beg for it, I know you want it." 8. "I'm making you feel good, aren't I? Tell me." 9. "C'mon, I know you can do better." 10. "Stop moving, I'm trying to make you feel good." 11. "You want to make me feel good, right?"

Prompts !! (with sub! Characters)

1. "I've been good, right? Please. ." 2. "I promise I won't do it again, I swear." 3. "Make me feel good, nobody does it like you." 4. "Fuck, you're so perfect. . I love you so much." 5. "I'll be quiet. Just please, I need you so bad." 6. "Touch me there– oh, just like that. ." 7. "I'm too sensitive, slow down– ah!" 8. "Keep going, please. I'm getting close." 9. "I'll be good for you, I'll do everything you say." 10. "Tell me I've been good, tell I'm your good boy. ." 11. "I wanna pleasure you, tell me how."

You can send max. 3 prompts at once, and two characters for a threesome. If you send in two characters, make sure each have only one or two lines. Before sending your request, make sure you clarified Reader's gender. (fem!, afab!, gn!, maybe amab!)

THAT'S ALL!! HAVE FUN REQUESTING!!! :3 (I added one more lol)

#chuuya'sheaven ♡#bsd smut #bungo stray dogs smut #chuuya smut #dazai smut #atsushi smut #akutagawa smut #odasaku smut #nikolai smut #fyodor smut #fukuzawa smut #ranpo smut #poe smut

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tinyidle · 1 year

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Hi!! Could you do MinnieX MiyeonX Brat!Reader? A harsh punishment with spanking, edging, p1ss!kink, tears!kink and feeding!kink? (Sorry if it is too specific..)

this sounds interesting... ill try

You Like This? - MN x CM x YN

(i dont write "y/n" though)

word goal: 500 words

goal accomplished?: yep; 900 i wished i could've made it longer

WARNING: tw, heavy smut ofc, extremely dirty imo, bdsm in every sense of the acronym, kinks displayed in the ask, anal, exhibitionism, voyeurism, harsh degradation ngl it was tough, aftercare not mentioned but it's still there, fiction

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"look at her, unnie," minnie cooed, laughing menacingly as you were tossed on the bed, mouth gagged and hands tied between your back.

you looked a mess. a beautiful mess, according to your girlfriends, but a mess nonetheless. your hair was frazzled, small strands flying in all parts of your face. your cheeks were hot and stained with tears, as the cloth used to keep you shut was wet from your previous crying. your chest, stomach, and legs were littered with red marks from physical impact. you were holding in your bladder as per instruction. it hurt, but you liked it. they knew you like it.

usually miyeon wouldn't be the one to get into such harsh activities since she hates to see her babies in pain-- but with you begging to be treated as you were right now for months now, along with minnie giving you glimpses of what you wanted-- she broke. hard.

miyeon laughed while she trailed her acrylics along the marks she left on your bottom. "you wanted this, right? why are you crying?" she feigned sympathy as you fell for her comforting trap; beautiful and warm like the venus plant. then you let out a sharp cry as an equally sharp smack landed on a just-healing side of flesh. "cry harder, bitch," she spat out. "i want to see you broken."

as much as you wanted to spit back 'bitch, dont you see me already broken?', but considering that they gagged you, you were rendered helpless. you wailed through the cloth and flailed your legs around. not liking this minnie held your hips down as miyeon continuously smacked your thighs to get you to stay. being the usual brat you were, you didn't.

"look at her, unnie," minnie scoffed at your pathetic form. "she can't seem to stop squirming." miyeon feigned thought for a while before smirking.

"make her leak," she instructed to your horror. you knew it was bad when miyeon wanted to make you piss yourself in front of them. she wanted you to feel humiliated, just like you asked. you tried your best to scream for mercy, but nothing worked. considering that you were going to break, you started crying, again.

minnie wiped the little tears she could reach without pulling down the cloth around your mouth and reached down to your nipples. you squealed in shock before moaning loudly; not only because you liked it, but because you were so close to peeing and had to hold it in. as the woman above you kept her thumbs and forefingers latched to your chest, miyeon face you.

the dirty blonde took off her thin blouse before leaning to you, her nude breasts flush against her face. she chuckled before pulling your mouth gag down, shoving a mound to your dry-ish mouth. "suck, slut," she demanded, and you did. you sucked rather pathetically, your tongue swirling around to the woman's buds while minnie was still nipping your own chest. "ahh, fuck, yes. keep going," miyeon moaned out, her hand stuffed in her shorts, frantically searching for a release.

you whined as you felt yourself releasing on the thai women's lap, tears welling up again at the thought of you being punished for this. yet neither girl cared, as miyeon, upon seeing you break, came with a loud squeal. minnie just moaned while rubbing your nipples as a form of 'congratulations'. miyeon then got up and motioned you to her lap, your back to her still exposed chest. turning you towards your other girlfriend, miyeon brought manicured hand to your mouth, forcing your jaw to open while your tongue rolled out on its own.

minnie, seeing what her girlfriend was getting at, pulled her own sweaty tank over her head and started rolling her own nipples until they started leaking out a milky-white substance. minnie took a birth control which had a lactation side effect, to which she kept taking after you shyly told her that you were turned on by them. once enough of the fluid flowed out of her breast, she started teasing you. "want them, slut?"

you nodded, tears instantly dried up and tongue wagging like a dumb puppy. which, at this point, you honestly were.

"i can't hear you, whore."

"y-yes! please nini! i want mommy nini's milk!!" you were crying again, face darkening dangerously deep. miyeon and minnie both held side of your cheek before whispering 'color?', and after sniffling and composing yourself, you said "green". minnie smiled before leaning towards your eager mouth.

you sucked and sucked until each breast was empty. minnie throughout had her eyes closed and hummed as you had you fill. when you finished. miyeon kissed your cheek and lay you down on the bed. "you did so well," she praised as you calmed yourself down on the bed, your shivering body relaxing with each inhale and exhale. "have some rest while mommy takes care of mommy," she giggled.

as you took some more breaths, miyeon leaned down to take off minnie's shorts, her panties peeling off with it. minnie threw her head back and moaned aloud as she felt her cunt being taken care of. it didn't take long until minnie came all over miyeon's fingers, her legs shaking as she watched you sleeping soundly.

once miyeon cleaned up the mess she made, she looked over at your sleeping figure. the two giggled and cleaned themselves up before tending to you. they could tell that you enjoyed everything, even if it was rougher than normal.

hope you like this and dont mind the rushed endings!

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oneknightstand-if · 4 months

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Can MC be turned into a duck without being stubborn? Can being willingly turned into a duck be an option for MC? I want to be duck. I want to be somft. I want to waddle towards Adrian and Merlin and quack at them so they know everything's going to be okay because words may be hard but duck vibes go harder.

And, you know, I wanna dance like that gif of the duck with a hat dancing.

You totally meant this duck, RIGHT?

Otherwise... uh... there will be opportunities to get turned into other fowl things by Merlin, some of them even fluffy. Just as long as you don't p1ss Merlin off. It just doesn't randomly happen though.

Plot related, you know.

#TIL about 'somft' which I first parsed as 'comfit'#A duck getting turned into comfit (>_>)#The bad ending to Chicken Run #oks-asks

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elfbarlov3r · 2 months

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INTRO

hii im lux

im 18 MDNI

i'm single/unclaimed

this is h0rny sideblog so if u don't like that then bl0ck me :]

here i will be talking about all my h0rny thoughts so follow or interact whenever you like!!

i loooove when people flirt with me or say h0rny things to me so dont be shyyy i love attention :]

DNI IF YOU: are a minor, don't have age in bio (just saying 18+ is not enough, i need exact age!!) female identifying (sorry ladies, im sure you're great but im strictly d1ckly lol), over the age of 26, anti-trans, homophobic, yk the usual stuff

k1nks under the cut

bolded means i love, italic is like, and regular is just somewhat like

praise, dumbification, possessiveness, being desperate, grinding/dry humping, moaning, being taken care of, intox (weed only), daddy kink (as sub obv)

those are just a few, i'll be adding more as i think of them

hard no's

sc4t, p1ss, ageplay/sexual1z1ng of min0rs/littles, non-c0n, referring to my parts as fem parts (i prefer d1ck/t-d1ck, hole, etc) other than that it should be okay ! but i have a right to block at anytime! now, time for the fun ;)

#ftm t4t #t4t #t4t ns/fw #t4t nsft #t4t mlm #t4t puppy #trans nsft #ftm puppy

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yugottakno · 2 months

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Let me breed you then flush out all the cum with piss?

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rutilefearless · 1 year

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MAMA MO - AOT X FILIPINA!!READER

Lol sorry I got bored and had nothing to do so hear are hcs of your fav characters and you as a Filipino.

Warning!! - none just...you being a Filipina a$$hole just small swear words.

Imagine you fell from the sky and safely on the ground just to find out you're in your fav anime...wow... it's unbelievably dumb...but it's cool tho

Bi1tch if you ever meet the 104 cadets you're probably the black sheep like who the hecks leaves their shoes outside the dorms??? Who the heck drinks coffee at 3 in the afternoon and say "it's cold" while the others sweat their sh1t.

You're probably one of those a-hole that would go like:

"It's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"I said it's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"HAKDOGGG B1TCH GOD GAVE YOU EARS USE IT ARE YOU DUMB OR SOME SH1T, DA FUQ???"

I'm sorry...that's Filipino culture.

If both Eren and Jean p1sses you off you'd probably take your shoe/sandals off and throw it straight at their faces

There is never a time you didn't swear in Filipino

"PUTANGINAAAAA"

(Your mom's a b-)

"Gagong toh (this idiot) CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY??!!"

"AY PISTI! (pest) YOU SCARED ME SH1THEAD"

"Abay YAWA TANGINA ANAK NG PUTA GAGO KA PALA POTRES KANG BOBO MO ULOLL HAHAH."

( "fuckkkk mothrrfucker you son of a bitch damn idiot hahahahaaa.")

They don't understand you but they sure do know you're not happy

Yes you speak in Filipino sometimes like:

"TANGINA- histo- Krista pwede manligaw?"

(motherfu- histo- Krista can I be yours?)

You're probably with the gay squad...you guys know who right?

You're always speaking in Filipino when you're insulting someone or just looking for hot characters

The most Filipino thing you did was rap your anger when trost fell and half of your circle almost got killed.

They didn't understand you but hey atleast they knew you were worried

Levi probably thinks your weird as fuq like what kind of alien Language are you even talking?

Hange...we all know her... she'd flaunt about your talent of learning a language and would not stop asking questions here and there oh my goodness just answer her questions.

"How did you learn that?"

"Where did you come from?"

"Perhaps you belong somewhere outside?"

"What food do you eat?"

Food Hange....food

Erwin...yea...the shock on his face when you shouted in Filipino after you hit your elbows in the library you were like "AY YAWA!" he just looked down on his work but he has no idea what that meant

Honestly there was never a time you ate without carbs, like even in dinner we all know bread and potatoes are near and you just finish it like Sasha, the only thing is that you won't stop searching for is rice yes rice. You even asked the others what's for food and when they say soup you'd whine cause it's not rice

You didn't even finish your meat cause you were busy with potatoes and rice

The time you saw a literal titan during the fall of trost you said something in Filipino.

"Hey Connie!!!"

"What!!???"

"Wanna know who those thingies are??!!!"

"They're called Titans dumbass and what is it??!!!

"Mama mo!!" (Your mom)

The poor guy didn't understand and just went "HAHH??!!" "HAKDOG BOBO MO PALA" (hakdog your an idiot)

You probably said Filipino slangs like high-five is " apir" but in English it's "up here"

Adobo...that will never disappear, there are times you get bored and ask Sasha to haunt for a chicken cause you were too lazy to do it and sneaked out.

Don't worry the ingredients were complete so the adobo making was a success, everybody loved it since the taste was so unique and it had more seasonings than the usual soup. They should hire you as cook

That time Annie became a titan and was trapped in the titan forest. It was so tense no soldier couldn't breathe seeing the female Titan before them trapped but has a possibility of escaping and you just shouted "Hi! Chicks!!"

They just stared at you like a damn walking piece of shit 💀

But it actually changed cause the titan reacted, why? Cause you always call her that

Miss gurlll panicked 😭

Anyways that's all for today u want p.2?? Don't worry I've got class for the next five days 👌

Byeee

#aot headcanons #aot x reader #aot x Filipino reader #levi attack on titan #aot hange #erwin aot #aot #snk

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stars-cafe · 1 year

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Welcome to Star’s fanfic cafe!

Inspired by @coleydoesthings

CLOSED

SUBMIT ORDERS IN ASKS/DMS

Menu:

Black coffee (angst or hurt/comfort)

A very bitter type of drink. Everyone knows what it is but it’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

Mocha (fluff)

A very popular one for the people who like comfort. It is sweet with a hint of chocolate.

Capuchino (smut)

A drink made with espresso,steamed milk, and topped off with a thick layer of milk foam with a bold taste with slight sweet flavors.

Toppings:

Whipped cream (soulmates au)

Chocolate syrup (collage au)

Caramel syrup (Idol au)

Ice cream (coffee shop au)

Honey (childhood friends /friends to lovers)

Cinnamon (enemies to lovers)

Creamer ( anything else you want )

You can add more then one topping !<3

Things I won’t write for:

Incest,p1ss,scat, slime monsters,ships

Things I will write for: short/tall reader,yandere,headcannons,shared bed,love triangle and everything else

All fanfics will be x reader + most storys will have fem/gender neutral reader & I will take long breaks

Fandoms:

Obey me

Mystic messenger

Genshin impact

Twisted wonderland

Haikyuu

Any famous celebrity

+ many more fandoms!

IMPORTANT:

If I don’t do or see your ask just know I’m busy rn <3

Also please request any character from any fandom even if the fandom is not on the list! I have been in many fandoms so I can’t count all of them so please request as freely as you’d like!

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fleurhcss · 2 months

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I'd love to send ideas but I'm just not sure what your boundaries are with what you won't write.

Send them ! I just don't write non consensual or p1ss kink and things like that. I'm always open for any kind of ideas anyway 🤍🤍

#nina answers ˙✧˖°#ninaswork🎀#stray kids

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chuuyasheaven · 10 months

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HAPPY 1k FOLLOWERS !!

Rules!!

ALSO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!

1st: This is a different Event!

All of the fics will be based off songs from my playlist!

(MUSIC IS THERAPEUTIC!)

I will interpret the meaning and kinky them up and stuff!

You’ll be able to choose which character would fit the best with it! Most likely, it won’t be easy to choose so I’ll be making two versions with different characters each.

2nd: Here’s my no-no list!

M*ri and any minors

S3xual assault / R@pe

Any weird kinks (p1ss, sc@t, vom1t, hardcore stuff, etc.)

3rd: This is a nsfw Event only, but maybe, I’ll open up a sfw one after!

4th: Here’s my character list!

Chuuya Nakahara

Dazai Osamu

PM! Dazai Osamu (18 ofc)

Kunikida Doppo

Atsushi Nakajima

Akutagawa Ryūnosuke

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Nikolai Gogol

Ranpo Edogawa

Edgar Allen Poe

Tetchou Suehiro

Jouno Saigiku

Fukuzawa Yukichi

(THREE NEW CHARACTERS!)

5th: Requesting should go like this;

"Hi! I personally think that day four would really fit with Dazai! Could I request him with a afab!Reader please?"

And to make it better, I will genderbend SOME characters! But only for fem!/afab!Reader tho!

Also mention what gender the reader should be: fem!/afab!/gn!/amab!Reader (trying amab! too!)

6th: Please be patient.

Lately things have been fucking with me, so I may be a little slower or even take breaks! Writersblock can appear any time.

7th: Au's will and can be included, example; College!Au, Modern!Au, etc.

1st day:

"I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight.."

— You and your partner went out on a date, sitting in their car, you guys got heated while enjoying the moonlight..

Tags: making out, car sex,modern!au, soft sex, praise kink, pet names, etc.

2nd day:

"He had a cigarette with his number on it, (and) gave it over to me.."

— You boss called you to their office, wanting to 'talk' with you. But no need to worry, they just want to reward you for being good!

Tags: office!/normal!au, Office sex, teasing?, praise kink, pet names, etc.

3rd day:

"I hope, you’re ready, for what I’m about to do.."

— You/Your Partner notice your/they’re kinda feeling low today, so you/they decide to cheer them/you up a little!

Tags: Oral sex, normal!au, praise kink/degradation kink, pet names, stress relief, etc.

4th day:

"He tore my clothes right off, he ate my heart and then he ate my brain.."

— A incubus, who was in a need of energy, needed you, really bad. So you let him fill you up!

Tags: Monster fucking?, incubus!au, praise/degrading kink, breeding kink, petnames, rough sex, cream pie, overstimulation, etc.

5th day:

"I’m gonna fuck you up, fuck you until you ask me for more.."

— You went out to a party with your partner, but someone tried flirting with you! So they got a little jelly!

Tags: Jealous sex, normal/modern!au, rough sex, praise/degrading kink, teasing, overstimulation, petnames, etc.

6th day:

"Buckle up, tonight I’m gonna give it to you stronger. Heads up, we can go a little longer.."

— During 'it', you got a little carried away. You needed to cum, so you got a little rougher, which made them get more submissive..

Tags: Switch!Character, normal!au, fingering, teasing, taking control, hickeys, overstimulation, petnames, etc.

7th day:

"You’re dangerous, I’m loving it.."

— Your Partner/You are known to be the most dangerous person to Yokohama, but still, they/you can’t resist you/them..

Tags: Normal!au, marking, overstimulation?,slight breeding(?), petnames, etc.

8th day:

"As you recall, you know I love to show off.."

— Your Partner loves you very much, and they make sure you and everyone else knows, by showing you off. Bringing you gifts, kisses, cuddles and most importantly, making you feel good!

Tags: Modern!/Normal!au, passionate sex, overstimulation?, praising kink, foreplay, pet names, etc.

9th day:

"'Cause I’m a jealous, jealous, jealous girl.."

— Now the tables turned; someone was flirting with your partner?! You can’t help but feel jealous. You can decide, they could make you theirs or you’ll make them yours!

Tags: Jealous sex (2nd), modern!/normal!au, praising kink, pet names, overstimulation, teasing, etc.

10th day:

"Treat me like a slut, little bitch who loves to fuck.."

— You and your partner didn’t do it for a while, which had you sexually frustrated. So you were a brat, and how do you tame one? Easy, you fuck ‘em into oblivion!

Tags: Brat taming, rough sex, overstimulation/edging (u decide), (loving/degrading) pet names, etc.

Also, if you have any song-fic ideas feel free to request!

Maybe smth like this;

"So, I had a idea for another song fic! The song "she’s so nice" by nice guy where the reader is like really nice but (character) fucks them really rough and calls them their slut? Also the reader's an afab?"

(Yes, mention what gender you want)

So can’t wait for your requests!! :3

Again, we’ve come so far! I can’t believe I have 1k People who like my works, so thank you all so much!!

#chuuya smut #dazai smut #chuuya nakahara smut #bsd smut #bungo stray dogs smut #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara #dazai x reader #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #kunikida smut #nikolai gogol smut #fyodor smut #ranpo smut #poe smut #tetchou smut #jouno saigiku smut #fukuzawa smut

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thelittlewriter · 2 years

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Life Goes On

Pairing : Suna x Reader

Previous Part / Next Part

Masterlist

- Are you gonna cry ?

Suna let out a small scream when Nozomi hit him.

- That's not something you ask to someone who.... you know ?

You laughed.

- I'm fine, you told them.

You had texted them to tell them what happened. They were in front of your apartment in no time.

- That's just how life goes.

Suna hummed. You were about to cry. You were making that face. You were about to ugly cry. He could still read you.

- I'll be fine... I just...

He saw the tears streaming down your cheeks.

There was the ugly cry.

He knew it was coming. He immediately pulled you into a hug as you tried to sob as quietly as possible.

- It's gonna be OK, he said. And you said you might get back together when he comes back.

He didn't like the idea. But he couldn't tell you that, he couldn't make you feel that either. You could never know.

- What ? you said. You think I'm gonna be single for years ?

And you cried even louder. Nozomi gave him a disproving look.

To be honest with himself, he knew you would date again. He knew you could find someone else. You could never know about how he felt, now more than ever. He didn't want to confuse you with his own feelings when you had just broken up with your boyfriend. And he didn't want to be a rebound. And when you would finally be ready to date, you would fine someone better for you. And he could never tell you in fear to sabotage that.

He was trapped. Trapped as your friend, trapped as the idiot who couldn't distance himself to avoid getting hurt. Because not hurting you was far more important. Not hurting you was the reason he had been doing all of that. And because he needed you. He needed your reassurance to move forward in life, he needed to see your smile to light up his fans, he needed go hear you laugh to be happy too. He just wasn't able to function without you. Just like it was before. He would have done everything to keep you with him that day. Except returning your feelings. Today, he just wanted to keep you close no matter what.

If he could only feel your warmth as a friend, then so be it. He accepted it.

As life goes on, I stay your friend.

Tags : @ys2800 @jiminslajibolala @rat-p1ss @qualitygiantshoepsychic @lovelytaes-blog @bananasquash @backoftheletter @wakasa-wifey @jojowantstocry @amarinthine @wolffmaiden @sunas-type @your-girl-mj @crapimahuman @shiratori-no-hikari @thegracerammy @wumboho @whitebread-wasian @nctseventeensworld @sakusaww @lovemegood @sh4nn @theultimatefrenchfangirl @yesperonon

Hey ! I'm sorry this chapter is short but I had to cut here... next chapter is almost over so I hope it'll be out before the week ends ! I hope you liked this one ! Have a great day everybody !

#haikyu x reader #haikyu x y/n #haikyu x you #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #haikyu fluff #haikyu angst #haikyuu fic #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #suna x reader #suna angst #Suna fluff #suna x you #suna x y/n #suna imagines #hq suna

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yumeyleo · 11 months

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top shitty attitudes, actions, or straight up violence.

Source: reddit.com

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p1ss

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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

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Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

#[reblog]

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got read to filth last night

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MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO となりのトトロ 1988 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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the SPIDER-PUNK

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Tip

this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid

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I've been staring at these tags for a while @persnicketypansy.

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SPOT

#the spot #Spiderverse

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being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

#as a youngest sibling with. a weird relationship with my older brothers this brings me. emotions#this house is cursed and we're all here together… See all

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#yume yume asks #long post

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heizouholic · 2 years

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LAST SURPRiSE — SHiKANOiN HEiZOU

zero. friend group — 5WIRL

P1SS L0V3RS | masterlist | next

HEIZOU: 2nd year at Teyvat High. A self proclaimed detective that can solve almost any case thrown at him. Heizou slacks off during band practice or skips it entirely. Venti doesn't know that the reason he sneaks off during practice is to go to 'their' spot. Since Kazuha started to dedicate his sonnets and poems to someone, Heizou has made it his mission to find out just who Kazuha dedicates them to. He still hasn't told Kazuha about Y/N because he claims that he has a hunch that Kazuha is close with the person he calls "THAT ex." In Heizou's free time, he enjoys doing warmup cases, puzzles or escape rooms. On his private account, he likes to retell memories he has of Y/N before the messy breakup.

KAZUHA: 1st year at Teyvat High. Heizou's closest confidant in 5WIRL. Kazuha has no idea that his best friends are exes because Heizou refers to Y/N as "THAT ex" and Y/N still hasn't told him. Heizou dragged Kazuha into 5WIRL a little after he started his 1st year at Teyvat High and Kazuha regrets it to this day. Kazuha refuses to tell the group who he dedicates his sonnets and odes to because he can feel that something will happen if he does. He doesn't know that it'll happen soon. Kazuha fears for the day they find out who he dedicates his poetry pieces to.

AETHER: 1st year at Teyvat High. The foreign exchange student that everyone knows. Venti adopted him into the group and forced him into the band after he helped him calm down his pet bearded dragon named Dvalin. He's usually busy doing favors for everyone on campus but still finds time to practice.

VENTI: 3rd year at Teyvat High. He started the band 5WIRL as joke and claims that he wanted to be just like the hit Disney Channel movie and band "Lemonade Mouth." He started to take the band more seriously after receiving good response from the music club they played at. You'll typically see Venti skipping classes with a bottle of wine in his hand or running away from the clutches of Diluc's wrath. Nobody knows how he became one of the reigning 7 students at Teyvat High because of how... childish he is.

XIAO: 2nd year at Teyvat High. Xiao is the "Kai he/him 16" of the friend group (proclaimed by Venti.) Venti usually has to drag Xiao into whatever the group does including practices and hangouts. He spends most of his time on playing FPS' like Valorant or Apex Legends.

#— last surprise 🎭#genshin smau #heizou smau #genshin x reader #heizou x reader #modern au #highschool au #genshin x you #heizou x you #shikanoin heizou x reader #shikanoin heizou #social media au #genshin modern au #genshin impact smau #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact

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lilacqiqis · 4 months

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🌙~Mod Lilac's intro and rules~🪻

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Hello~ my name's Lilac!!

I'm Viet 🇻🇳

She/her

No specific boundaries... Just don't be a weirdo!! I answer any ask that's just some conversation ❤️

English is not my first language, so stuff might seem out of place , most of my work is not proofread

Ask to be made an anon and me or Mod Qiqi will assign you your requested emoji or name <3

Rules + Fandoms under the cut

! Rules !

-I do not write sexual non con

-No 1ncest (i will write platonic family only.)

-No age gap

-No full blown nswt fics, but i will write nsft headcanons and suggestive

-I am more inclined to write headcanons rather than fanfics, so if you request a full fic Mod Qiqi may answer instead of me as i tend to lose motivation. I'll try my best though!!

-Yandere is OK to request, I don't condone the behavior irl however

-No specific appearance requests (ex:chubby reader, reader with brown hair)

-I don't write for specific clan reader or reader with a specific pokemon

-Boruto doesn't exist in my mind 🤕 All is written up to Naruto TL

-Nothing with p1ss or scat 😭

-I will cut out some characters you request if it gets too long, but you can always request those characters again with the same scenario <3

-No pregnancy hc's implied is alright (a request like "reader asking to have kids" is okay but i don't want to write reader during pregnancy)

-No crossovers (ex:S/O who came from the KNY world into Naruto, reader with MHA quirks in stardew valley)

-No full blown angst, sorry!!

-No cheating or character pining over taken reader

-Be specific with requests no "general hc's for ____" or stuff like that

-GN! or fem! reader only

-No OC's

-No ships

-My rules may not be the same as Mod Qiqi's, so check theirs and perhaps you can request something and they'll answer it

-Rules can change at anytime, always check before requesting

! Fandoms and characters I write !

Naruto (for Uchiha's specify non massacre or not, I will assume the latter if you don't put "non massacre" in the req)

~Whitelisted~(please request! My absolute faves ❤️)

-Itachi Uchiha

-Naruto Uzumaki

-Kakashi Hatake

-Minato Namikaze

-Obito Uchiha/Tobi (If you request Tobi you are also requesting Obito! I will write for his Tobi persona and may add Obito as well. Requesting only Obito will not include Tobi. Non massacre Obito will have a personality more like his boyhood ver)

-Hinata Hyuga

-Sasuke Uchiha

-Sai

~Will write for~

-Rock Lee

-Sakura Haruno

-Tsunade Senju

-Might Guy

-Iruka Umino

-Karin Uzumaki

-Kabuto Yakushi

-Kiba Inuzuka

-Shino Aburame

-Deidara

-Jugo

-Suigetsu Hozuki

-Yamato Tenzo

-Shikamaru Nara

-Ino Yamanaka

Dragon Ball

~Whitelisted~

-Mirai Trunks Briefs

-Trunks Briefs

-Son Goku

~Will write for~

-Vegeta

-Goten

-Android 18

-Piccolo

-Adult Gohan

Pokemon

~Whitelisted~

-Blue Oak

-Red

-Hop

-N Harmonia

~Will write for~

-Bianca

-Cheren

-Barry

Stardew Valley

~Whitelisted~

-Harvey

-Sam

-Haley

~Will write for~

-Sebastian

-Alex

-Penny

Don't ask if i write for a certain character if they aren't here I don't write for them.

#mod.lilac.writes #naruto #naruto x reader #stardew valley x reader #pokemon x reader

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purplehazeedays · 1 year

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Introduction and what i write❤️

Hiii im purplehazeedays

the username is like long because i was going to name myself purpledays but it was already took🥹

What genres i do write:

smut(ofc🙄)

anything but like (p1ss kink, scat, just no nasty stuff😭,i do write for all age characters unless they underage then i age them up) cause it make me uncomfortable

fluff

angst

Crack💀

and i write for all pronouns and genders🍬

Fandoms i write for

_____________________________________________ Animes~ chainsaw man

jjk

jjba

dr stone

tokyo revengers

bsd

Black butler

record of ragnarok

HxH

Lookisim

one punch man

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Video games cod mwii

dead by daylight

Rdr2

Final fantasy xv

genshin (not that much)

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Movies/shows

Avatar

Aib

Obx

Inside job(cause why not😭😭)

Shameless

The sandman

dc anything😍

Send request please👾

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