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freckledgeto · 2 years

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i applaud the people who made phineas and ferb because there are 189 episodes and EVERY single one has two boys and their summer experiments getting destroyed by the evil scientist that their pet platypus who is an undercover spy sabotaged right before their older sister could expose them to their mother. like how do u come up with the same concept 189 different times.

#imagine being in that room trying to figure out how their stuff is coincidentallly gonna get ruined again.#i’m so bored my midnight brain is going CRAZY right now don’t mind me please #🌙.txt #my brain amazes me what am i doing #phineas and ferb

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guinevereslancelot · 3 years

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every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

#and for what? ~the law~?#boring!!#film noir #this has been a shitpost #if the femme fatale stole the diamonds fair and square let her get away w it at least #couldn't be me #this is why batcat is the only ship ever #@ film noir detectives: the law isn't gonna fuck you #part 1*#1k*#5k*#10k*#20k*#30k*#40k*#50k*

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esoulix · 2 years

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anyways one anime genre that goes so hard is the 'OP Character is trying SO HARD to live a normal life, but outside forces continuously makes that impossible' genre

#idk why it gets me every time #I've only found a couple like this so far #'I'm OP but really I just want to [insert mundane/boring ambition here]'#I love it #the daily life of the immortal king #saiki no psi nan #saiki k #one punch man #the devil is a part timer #mp100 #mob psycho 100

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mangostar · 2 years

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woah!! its the fireman!!!

#warrior cats #firestar #ugh my back hurts... i need to get a new desk chair #i need to do more backgrounds... but i get sooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also holyyyy shit kuki shinobu plsssssss marry me omg <33333333 #im a sucker for green hair... <333 #but i still wont play genshin until the event with albedo starts.... altho ive been bored i will prevail.!!!!!!!!!!1

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w0lfwren · 2 years

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i have literally hundreds of these that i made in a big folder in my camera roll

1 2 3 4 5 6 wilbur

#dream smp #dsmp #/rp of course #these are the recent good ones……#if this gets attention i’m So posting more #do i character tag. do i dare.#tommyinnit #tubbo #sapnap #quackity #hannahxxrose #boomerna #ranboo #ghostbur #ohh i’m bored nevermind just fuckin find these yourself if you wanna see so bad…..#if you really cared about me this would just beam into your mind instantly. :/#ogs #they’ve all got their irl usernames and icons cus that’s what i did when i first started making these a year and a half ago #i hate it now but i’m committed to consistancy

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arabian-batboy · 2 years

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Yes you are baby ♥️

#WFA staff heard me complaining that the last eps were boring and they decided to shut me up #the fact that this is only part 1 is exciting something telling me we’re getting future episodes about Damian trying to be a normal kid #a concept that never gets boring #damian wayne

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turtletoria · 2 years

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wordgirl is on the brain again

#turtlearts #wordgirl #word girl #dr two brains #becky botsford #tobey mccallister #violet heaslip #captain huggyface #i really like how these came out i think im getting a little better at relaxing and just drawing for fun #like the proportions and stuff or anatomy may come out wonky but it still looks ok and the idea comes across and thats the most important #thing yknow. better to have your idea come across clearly than be boring and proportionally correct and all i always say #also i love dr two brains so much its so unreal literally just cheese mouse ice king and im gonna lose my mind #i could talk for so long about him its too much i am academically suffering #also i am so surprised that tobey is so popular in the wordgirl tag and that there is a ship for tobey and wordgirl #i remember as a kid that i fucking hated him because i thought he was rude and annoying #and everytime wordgirl got his ass i was like >:D #watching him again tho i see hes just a little guy. a rascal even #tbh violet and wordgirl wins my heart dont look at me #they are besties ! cries and sobs #god i could talk at length abt this show im gonna go insane

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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You know, I kinda wish DC would do this whole "separating vigilante lives with ordinary lives" for Jason and Bruce where once they're out of costume they don't hold grudges against each other

While it would be nice for Bruce to just revert to a loving dad once they're not out crime-fighting, I also think the comedic potential of their interactions would be absolute gold

Like can you imagine if their conversations just took a complete 180° because they go from talking about their crime-fighting life to their normal life?

Bruce: Jason, how many times do I have to tell you that killing is not the answer! Killing makes us just as bad as the criminals! Also are you coming for family dinner on Sunday? I miss you.

Jason: Fuck you, Bruce! You've never understood what it takes to give people the justice they deserve, but I do! Also yes I am, please tell Alfred I love him.

Please I just think this would be really cute and funny

#i also just think it would be fucking funny to see a panel where jason just fucking shot someone in front of bruce #but then the next panel is just them in their normal attire with bruce just talking about the fucking weather or smth #id just be nice to see the fam interact normally outside of crime fighting #like i feel like they always mix in their vigilante problems with their normal lives and it's getting kind of boring for me #i just wanna see the batfam screaming at each other during a mission #and then immediately after theyre just all sat at a table eating dinner together like a normal family #dc is that too much to ask?#jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #batdad #incorrect quotes #dc comics #crack #fanatical posting

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museofvoid · 2 years

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as an asexual person, sex is so unsexy to me

#no i will not elaborate #actually I've just been reading a lot of fanfics lately #and every time there's a sex scene i get bored #i just kinda skim through it most of the time #like no offence of course it's fanfic i expect that stuff #i'm just not interested in reading it lol #asexual #asexuality #don't mind me

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wizard-email · 2 years

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please explain the woodlouse story, sir wemail

Well you see, when I was a very young boy (just 3 months of age in fact!). I was very small and thus could follow the spiders around as they made their homes and breakfasts. They never paid me much heed as I was too smooth to be caught in their webs, but too stupid to engage in proper spider conversation.

I was a source of great amusement I am sure, but at the time I paid as much attention to their gibberings as I imagine they did to mine.

(that is, with laughter and delight, but very little by way of proper understanding.)

You see, spiders are rightfully protective of their food. It is hard found, and harder still kept in place. A woodlouse - though small to us now - is a grand prize for a spider. If kept properly, it will sustain the noble creature for days at a time. If not, the prize will be spoiled, and the spider will be left with its resources spent and nothing at all to show for its effort.

I, of course, in my youth did not recognise this fact. I simply saw their neatly woven tablecloths and little napkins and, spoiled as I was, felt left out of the quaint dinner party to which I had been so cruelly expelled.

I knew that I could not construct my own web. Such things are reserved solely for creatures born with the ability, no matter how badly we wish to imitate it. I knew also that my mother would not assist me in acquiring such an insect should she gain heed of my plans, and without a sufficient cover story that avenue remained unattainable to my selfish and unoriginal mind.

That, of course, left bargaining with the creatures. But what to them did I have to offer that was worth a seat at their table?

Nothing, perhaps.

But I was left undeterred. I did not need truth to win their favour, just the belief that I possessed something of value. One party must always give first in an exchange after all, and I was determined that it would not be me.

I knew that the spiders had seen nothing besides their little homes and I sought to use that to my advantage; they had heard whisperings of a mighty web, one that encompassed the entire world. I told them that I could show them the way- that the world web was woven from great towers in the sky. They followed me of course, for I had not lied.

(spiders have an eye for deception; I do not know the purpose of the other seven.)

When the first of them climbed the tower and disappeared in a flash of lightning, they took it for magic.

(I hurried away as they scampered upwards, I did not want to see the true result of my guidance.)

I sat on a stool before my feast, at a table meant for more than one. Her eyes were full of fear and I realised too late that this was not a prize I wanted.

We became friends until she died (as woodlice often do), and I felt no grief at her passing. My friend (and I tell you this in confidence), in those days, if I had known of guilt,

I would have left the spiders to their meal.

#asks #anon #the boring answer is that I tried to put one in my mouth when I was a toddler & my mom stopped me #but again #that would be the boring answer #sdfgyjujyjyj you can tell I got bored halfway through writing this #but you get what you get after 3hrs

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shadeswift99 · 2 years

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Hey yo so what if I made the most crack-filled crossover fix-it AU for both Hermitcraft and Empires at once. I bet there's a way I can smash em together so all of their individual problems literally just cancel each other out and all we're left with is ridiculous amounts of fluff and chaos, one draft no edits let's gooooooo -

- Instead of each of the server's individual endings happening the combination of dumbass science and magical nonsense just breaks reality completely and the two worlds hurtle into each other at interdimensional warp speed. Everyone's Hermitcraft bases are now on top of/beside/inside/under everyone's empires, it's pure aesthetic chaos incarnate

- Hermatrix Octa Beats Exor's Ass because I say so. Aeor fights the Moon and wins. (Please ignore the fact that I know next to nothing about 3/4 of these entities just let the gods fight it out I don't care about the details)

- Alternatively: fWhip and Jimmy still do the salmon/cod reactor thing but it happens in just the right place so the explosion pushes the two worlds away from the Moon by pure coincidence

- It takes exactly 1.37 seconds for Sausage to start sacrificing stuff to the Boatem hole

- Pix is there and Pixandria isn't actually splorked onto any other bases, but he shows up to meet with the others Exactly Once and then they basically don't see him again for months because he's booked solid making Vigil candles for Scar

- Eventually Joe finds him (tried to use that desert to mine sand for new green hotbar glass) and they have a conversation about philosophy, death, and epic pranks that I would absolutely pay to see while Joe helps him craft all those candles

- Cleo tries to sell them Hive-dr8 for the Vigil but Pix doesn't think that would be very respectful of the dead (he will take several for himself though because that desert is approximately Dry As Fuck and also this high fantasy rp man probably hasn't had an energy drink in his life)

(lots more under the cut, also very interested in extra ideas!)

- Whenever there's two of anybody they have to fight each other. That's the rules. Wizard Gem assumes she'll win the fight easily but HC Gem is a Canadian moose hybrid and absolutely runs her over a la "counterspell THIS, casual" so that's that decided (Gem respawns just fine with nothing harmed but her dignity)

- Pearl v Pearl ends up with Empires Pearl winning, of course, but it's a good fight and they agree to spar lots more afterwards for practice

- Scott and X talk and decide to just swap evil brothers and have done with this already. Scott takes Evil X aside to gently talk about his crippling abandonment issues and EX just decides to quit bothering people before the gay elf man makes him cry in front of two whole servers

- Xisuma lays eyes on our favourite demon Xornoth for 1 (one) millisecond and immediately remembers why he's wearing all that Doomguy armour. Rip and tear. (Whether he gets some kind of a redemption ending or not is really up to people who know and care more about that lore than I do)

- After EX Forcible Therapy Arc he runs across Evil Sausage and they try to go in together as business partners. It's an absolute disaster. Dark!Sausage keeps gleefully murdering all their customers and the place goes bankrupt days after opening. At least they're having fun though!

- Optional: after X uppercuts the corruption directly out of Xornoth he joins the Evil Business Trio and actually makes it halfway make sense (he is now the least evil person there and also the proud owner of at least one braincell which I find hilarious under the circumstances)

- Joel figures out that he's exactly 0.5 inches taller than Bdubs when they stand perfectly level with each other. His complete refusal to let Bdubs forget it has started 17 wars already. (In reality they get along great still though, because Bdubs does things with terracotta that would make any builder weep tears of joy and also he's wearing moss -)

- Zed's mountain is now home to zWhidaph's Laforgeboratorylands and he is NOT happy about it, this is not in keeping with his antisocial habits at all, there's this guy with wings running around unionizing all his villagers and there's weird deepslate redstone spikes everywhere and - OOOO wait he can study that stuff! Everything is perfectly okay now. Zed is in science heaven

- Gem's dragons make friends with False's giant eagle

- Grian keeps challenging Scott to increasingly risky flying challenges and Scott keeps ending up head-first in a tree in a very un-kingly way

- The number of deaths in Boatem meetings + the number of deaths in WRA meetings...they have a combined meeting Exactly One Time before Pix says that if they ever die that many times at once again he's holding candle making classes at swordpoint for the whole group

- Wormman and Poultryman get brought back just so they can be a superhero trio with the Codfather

- Lizzie and Cub become the next villain duo through sheer force of pun alone (they try to teach the axolotls to dig through the mole tunnels but they don't seem to want to cooperate)

- Ren and Sausage hit it off immediately because of course they do (also Bubbles loves the big friendly dog man, he smells like sticks and gives good scritches)

- Most importantly of all, Joel, Sausage, and Zedaph come together to host the greatest game show Hermempirecrafts has ever seen: Is That Blood Sheep Looking At Me!

That's all the ideas I have for now! I lied about no edits, I'm actually probably going to quarantine this in drafts for a couple days after the finale so the irreverent tone doesn't get me Seven Million Unhappy Replies for posting during the grieving period, but I'm personally really liking the break from all the seriousness to just fling wild ideas at the wall and see what makes the most good brain juice. :] I'll probably come up with more later!

#hermitcraft x empires #Hermitcraft crossover #empires smp crossover #i don't know how to tag this but it just makes my brain happy #combining these two with the differences in immersion and worldbuilding is hilarious actually #the Hermits are used to living alone or with friends but now there are millions of random citizens wandering around and Wanting Things -#plus I think the culture shock is so funny to think about #just all of the emperors trying to figure out how this place is even RUN，who's in charge here what's their government where are the borders #meanwhile the Hermits are all wondering how this crew gets anything done at all when they're hopping from alliance to war and back again #but they can't figure out at all who actually dislikes each other and who's just bored and loves a fight #so much fluff potential with group sleepovers while everyone sorts out where they're living...#all the storytelling....#yeah I'm for sure coming back to this #feel free to ask me questions to jog my inspiration or suggest stuff if you want #this isn't a super serious Actual AU or anything but i just feel like tossing heartwarming thoughts back and forth #(speaking of which Yeah there's a lot of angst potential here too but i probably won't do anything with it)#fluff and crack zone #maybe some sappy hurt/comfort #combining my interests just makes me so happy :)#hermempires #<that's my official tag now

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eliotlime · 2 years

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definitely put waaay too much effort into these but here they are

#png #un intentionally they match!#not shaded cause zzz #Cannot for the life of me remember jvelins description i only remember his mowhawk and had to look up the rest and even then that was sparse #also askbox's always open for naddpod reqs till i get bored haha #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #naddpod bahumia #naddpod campaign 1 #fia boginya #bukvar #jvelin #jaina bronzebeard #beverly toegold #beverly toegold the fifth #art #fanart

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mostlikelytofangirl · 2 years

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When da-ge takes you to see the training disciples and he is in fine humour so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young boy.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #you know that one pic of the cat with the lollipop #it totally happened with the nie bros at least once #it was the only way to get nhs to not whine about being bored #(yes I know they are only 6 years apart work with me here)#me calls this art

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max-vandenburg-is-life · 3 years

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Hey everyone I'm back and this may or may not be a link to a drive folder of season 3 of what we do in the shadows

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skunkes · 2 years

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mini comms frm twitter

#comms #arts tho #furry #i know i need to take more full bodies to get good at them but its so discouraging.#i really dont understand how my brain just refuses to see them as anything but Wrong. no matter how i stylize e #*em. i cant find something comfortable. it feels like wearing shoes too small. it just feels wrong. no matter what. too generic or too borin #g and not Cheye. or maybe cheye is generic/boring/Off. i dont know. it just wont fall into place for me.#<- sorry abt that lol wahh

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black-and-yellow · 2 years

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Your blog name makes me want to see Mic dressed up as a honeybee. Yellow and black, his best colors! Or an insect AU...Aizawa is definitely a moth. Mic is a bee obviously. Oboro is a caterpillar (but turns into a beautiful, almost misty, purple butterfly). Midnight is a black widow or praying mantis for obvious reasons. All Might is a very friendly duck that protects his bug friends, along with his adopted duckling, an actual alligator named Izuku (he thinks he's a normal duck). Froppy is the biologist studying these interesting animals.

You're in denial; Mic would be a wasp.

#black widow fits Midnight though I like that #and moth Aizawa #but not one of the cute moths #one of those boring brown ones nobody really likes that much #the kind of moths that the waxworms turn into before I can feed them to Yamada #and by Yamada I mean my tarantula Yamada #don't get it twisted #you kinda lost me at friendly duck ngl that was like a brick in the face #'bug au. cool cool. moth aizawa good. midnight spider awesome. all might. duck.'#would bug au Mic still be scared of bugs #he cannot go outside

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