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guinevereslancelot · 8 hours
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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
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guinevereslancelot · 9 hours
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the one thing tiktok and instagram did get right is freckles ARE so back
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guinevereslancelot · 10 hours
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only if it werent for the baby! id in alt.
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guinevereslancelot · 11 hours
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anyway. time to be weird about it
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guinevereslancelot · 11 hours
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i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.
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guinevereslancelot · 11 hours
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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
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guinevereslancelot · 13 hours
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Cows in Edsåsdalen, Jämtland, Sweden.
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guinevereslancelot · 13 hours
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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guinevereslancelot · 13 hours
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guinevereslancelot · 13 hours
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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song
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guinevereslancelot · 13 hours
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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys
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guinevereslancelot · 14 hours
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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys
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guinevereslancelot · 14 hours
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guinevereslancelot · 14 hours
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I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil
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guinevereslancelot · 15 hours
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there should be a charitable foundation dedicated to the very good cause of me purchasing stuff that i want
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