Dragon: at first I thought to blame just Ivan for all of this but then I remember that Sabo was there too
Sabo: what did I do?
Dragon: I'm sure you did something
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the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year
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Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?
Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Nami: ...
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Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.
Ussop: Yeah.
Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.
Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.
Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.
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Ace: geez, I would kill for some icecream
Marco: are you without money already?
Ace: no, it's just that the taste I want only have in your mouth
Marco: *sighs*
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OP Incorrect quotes#4 Shopping day
The Strawhats resting on an island to restock
Y/n: I will find us a map to move around this city
Y/n: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone!
Zoro*Rolls eyes* Oh, please, We're not children
Sanji*Smilling at you* Oh my darling, I will wait for you for a thousand years~
Y/n*Leaves the two alone*
Zoro:, casually: ...Eat shit and die
Sanji, also casually: Yes, fuck you
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Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”
Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Shanks: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Buggy: Yes.
Shanks: I love you.
Buggy: It back.
*Later*
Benn: Why is the captain crying face-down on the floor?
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