#off topic: but period cramps are a BITCH
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Hey pookieesss 🤭
Happy Final Bad Batch Eve. I’m totally not crying.
All day I’ve seen final goodbyes and sad edits. And so to help ease the nerves and anxiety, I come here with some hopefully funny shenanigans. Featuring my beloved Mami again.
My mother has very little knowledge on Star Wars (which relatable, im still learning). And so I’ve asked for her to give me her thoughts on The Bad Batch characters!! I call this ✨ pre-game comfort ✨. Writing this two hours before midnight (it’s 10pm where I live).
Enjoy <33 and everyone thank my beloved mother!! (Spanish lines will be translated, blue print is me)
“I already told you, Rambo.”
“Was he ever shirtless?”
“Unfortunately no.”
“Damn.”
“He’s a 7/10 though.”
“That’s the one who died, right?”
“Pobrecito.” (Poor thing.)
“Cómo se llama?” (Whats his name?)
“Tech.”
“Ahh okay. He died the same way Bucky Barnes died.”
“Bucky Barnes didn’t die though. He came back as the winter soldier.”
“Exactly. And who’s that mystery clone guy?”
“I think that mystery clone is Tech.”
(Guys she supports our delusions.)
I’m typing this on my phone at the moment, and for some reason, tumblr isn’t letting me type under pictures and it’s literally annoying me and I’m too lazy to made separate posts, but stay tuned. But I might make another version on my tiktok 🤭
ANYWAYS
Moving onto Crosshair
“He reminds me of your dad. Bald and tall.”
(I showed my mom the scene of Crosshair sitting by himself in the cafeteria)
“Ay pobrecito.”
Moving onto Wrecker
“He reminds me of Drax. From guardians of the galaxy.”
“I think he would like Pitbull.”
“MR WORLDWIDE!”
“I literally love him.”
“Quién? Wrecker or Pitbull?” (Quién means who)
“Wrecker.”🤭
“Estas loca.” (You’re crazy.)
Moving onto Echo
“What happened to him?! Why does he look gray?”
“He needs to eat some red meat. Get some blood in that skin. That’s some low iron.”
“Yo le daría carne asada.”(I’d give him carne asada.) [steak]
“Echo? Like the movie Earth To Echo. I like that movie.”
Moving onto Omega (my literal daughter)
“She looks like her name would be Estella. Or Estrella.” (Estrella means Star in Spanish)
“I like Omega. It’s a cute name.”
Moving onto Phee
“I like her, she’s voiced by Wanda Sykes. I like Wanda Sykes, she’s funny as hell.”
“She really liked Tech.”
“She and Tech deserved better.”
“In my mind, Tech is not dead, he’s happily married to Phee.”
“You’re delusional.”
“I know.”
“Pobrecita, she didn’t see him around.”
Moving onto Cid
“Isn’t that the puta that snitched them out?”
(Puta means bitch)
“Yeah.”
“Hm. She’s a witch for that.”
BONUS:
CAPTAIN REX✨✨
“…”
“…”
“Que guapo.” (How handsome.)
“…”
“RIGHTT.”
“But he’s a captain?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh no. I can’t go cheating on my Captain America. America’s ass. He’s the only Captain in my life.”
“He can be your space Captain. Space’s ass.”
“Space’s ass.”
“Space’s ass.”
OKAY THANK YOU FOR READING THIS 🙏🏽🙏🏽PRAYERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE IM SCARED GUYS WE NEED A HAPPY ENDING 😭 😭 🙏🏽 I NEED THEM ALL TO BE WELL AND OKAY AND SAFE OR ELSE I’LL BE A MILITARY WIFE IN MOURNING
#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch x reader#hunter the bad batch#tech the bad batch#crosshair the bad batch#wrecker the bad batch#echo the bad batch#omega the bad batch#Cid the bad batch#phee the bad batch#Captain Rex#SHES A CAPTAIN REX GIRLIE#My beloved Mami#everyone thank my mom#ITS THE FINALE GUYS 😭#WE CAN DO THIS 😭 🙏🏽#IM SCARED#i need them all alive and well#wanda sykes#my mother yaps#Star Wars ratings#the clone wars#off topic: but period cramps are a BITCH#tech and Phee#she’s a tech and Phee shipper
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The Farmer's Daughter 8
Warnings: non/dubcon, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
Characters: Walter Marshall
Summary: You notice a peculiar change in a family friend. (short!reader, sorry size kink is out)
Part of the Backwoods AU
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.
You finally manage to quell your sobs. A slight trickle stains your cheeks and falls onto Walter’s shirt. You sniffle and reach to wipe your nose with the back of your hand. As you do, your fingers brush against his chest.
You hear his heartbeat, steady as you’re anything but. He’s warm and soft and sturdy. You feel a sudden rush of guilt for spilling all this out on him. You slowly sit up, pulling away as Walter gently, almost reluctantly, slackens his embrace.
“I’m sorry, I–” you raise your head but find your words smothered.
You don’t realise what’s going on at first. Walter’s hand cradles your face as his lips press to yours, tilting your chin up as his thumb slides under it. You hum in surprise, eyes round as the scent of his sweat invades your nose.
You put your hand flat to his chest and push. You bring your other up and shove until he lets you go. His arm falls away and you turn, shifting and sliding off the step. You stand, dizzy and confused, clutching your splitting head.
“I… I’m sorry,” he stammers as he rises too.
You run past him up the steps, legs wobbling, skull pulsing from the hangover of your grief. You push the door inwards and clamour inside. You don’t stop. You barrel upstairs and down to your door, swinging inside with a careless snap of wood on wood.
You lean on the door and slowly slide down, knees bent to your chest as you hang your head forward and shield it with your arms. You hear shuffling and a set of hinges groan. Footsteps pad quietly outside your door.
“Honey, are you okay?” Your mom calls through.
“Yes,” you force out evenly, the effort further thumping in your temples.
“Oh, uh, I’ll be downstairs,” she says, her voice silty with sleep, “you in the mood for coffee?”
“No thank you,” you eke out.
You wait until she’s gone before you can breathe again. It can’t be real. That can’t have happened. You really didn’t believe it when your mother said it. Walter? Why would he ever think of you like that? And now? Of all times?
Your father is sick, your mother is in shambles, and life is already so complicated. It isn’t that he’s a bad guy, he’s nice and helpful and all of that. It’s just that you’re already scared and lost. It would only make things so much more complicated.
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You stay in your room for the rest of the night. When your mother comes to check on you, you tell her you have cramps. Your period isn’t due anytime soon but PMS can be a bitch. Just as much as life can.
She leaves a plate on your nightstand regardless and you thank her. You’re not very hungry and only pick at it before giving up on the meal. You wallow in your restless discomfort. Your head pounds until you’re nearly delirious.
You fall into a sleep less than refreshing. Your headache follows you into the void and its shadow greets you with the daylight. You wake and roll over, unready for the day but knowing you must face it. You wash and dress and head down to pretend everything is okay. Again.
You start on breakfast as your mom has yet to appear. You don’t mind, it keeps you busy. You count out the eggs and strips of bacon, a few sausages too. You stack a plate with bread ready to toast and yawn over the percolator as you put it on to boil.
You hear tires and an engine. You go rigid, frozen as you stand at the counter. What do you do? Go get your mother? Help her with dad? Or Timothy? He can keep Walter distracted.
Too late. There’s footsteps on the porch then a tap on the frame of the screen door. You panic and clear your throat. Nothing happened. Nothing’s changed.
“Come on in,” you call and pull out a skillet to heat up.
The front door opens and your ears tweak as you listen to his movement. Deliberate and drawn out, as if he’s also avoiding you. You keep your back to the door as you work at the stove, adding a touch of oil to the pan.
He enters, his shadow flickering over the wall, and you sense him. Is he watching you? You refuse to look back and check in fear of being caught. You grab the sausage and the bacon and lay them out on an oven sheet.
“Good morning,” Walter says.
“Good morning,” you return in a small squeak.
He’s silent. Neither of you know what to say. Each time you try to think of something, the friction of your lips remind you of the feel of his. You hadn’t been thinking in the moment but you remember how soft but determined he was.
Why would he do that? After you were just bawling on his shoulder? Seeing you like that, a mess, vulnerable, half-broken? Your stomach knots as you keep your hands moving and eyes averted.
“How are you?” He asks in a strained timbre.
“Fine,” you answer sharply, taking a breath to ease your tone, “you?”
“Tired,” he says, “you need any help?”
He steps forward and you shy away. You stop yourself from going any further and shake your head, “I got it.”
“Right, I…” he begins.
“Alright, Patty,” your mom’s voice wafts from upstairs, “that’s it. You’re doing so well.”
“Oh, I gotta–”
You turn with the spatula and nearly run into Walter as he also moves towards the door. You stop as you face each other, wavering as you stare. His jaw squares and his cheek twitches, his eyes sparkling.
“You’re cooking. I’ll help.”
“Really, you do too much–”
“I know,” he agrees staunchly and turns away, “too damn much.”
He strides out and you stand there. What does he mean? Too much of what? Well, you can’t ask from him. He has helped more than he should, but is that what he means? Or does he mean… that?
He wouldn’t just walk away because of that, would he?
#walter marshall#dark walter marshall#dark!walter marshall#walter marshal x reader#drabble#au#backwoods au#series#the farmer's daughter#night hunter
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Hey I saw that you requests were open and I was wondering if you could do a fluff fic where reader is on there period and Eddie comforts the readers. Like the reader feels bad for not being able to go out cuz there in so much pain but he’s so patient and cuddle them. He’d make them laugh. He rubs their back and belly. Kisses the reader on their belly, maybe a lil make out sesh. He just so gentle and like maybe the reader has never been with a guy who’s taken her period seriously and so it just makes the reader melt at how Eddie is just so loving, yk? I hope that’s not too much lmaooo I just feel like he’d be an angel when it comes to that stuff.
thanks for requesting!! this is such a cute thought! he's very kind about it for sure. hope this is what you wanted <3
pairing / eddie munson x afab!reader
warnings / discomfort due to menstruation
All the other guys you had dated were grossed out about periods. They found it disturbing and taboo and it was a topic of conversation that was completely off limits and never to be spoken of. So it surprised you when you started dating Eddie that he didn't mind, and he was a total gentleman about it all. Why weren't any of your previous relationships like this? It only dawned on you how stuck up all the other boys really were after you started hanging out with Eddie.
You were still ashamed of it, even though it was way out of your control, but Eddie undid all of that and made sure you could be upfront and talk about it with him. You loved him so much.
"So," he says, putting down the phone, "Steve invited us over to watch The Lost Boys tonight with the others." You look up at him from your place on the sofa, momentarily taking your eyes away from the TV with a shot of nervousness. "Y'know, just me, you, Harrington, Buckley 'n Wheeler. The Fantastic Five. Could be fun." He shrugs, sitting down next to you.
In retrospect, it was a sweet idea. You hadn't caught up with Nance in a while and you were pleading to know how things were going with her and Jonathan, but now wasn't a great time. You were on your period. You were worried you wouldn't be able to power the mood swings that were practically coursing through your veins. You'd been snappy and grumpy all week and a lively social event was not what you were looking for whatsoever.
And don't even mention the pain you're in. Cramps are the all-time low of menstruation and today was a particularly bad day for them. Your brows were furrowed in an attempt to fight the cramps, another ripple of pain spreading through your groin as you let out a light groan.
"Uh... Eds..." He looks at you, only now seeing the worry framed in your pretty features, "I'm not sure I want to go... I'm on my period... and it hurts like a bitch." His confused gaze turns into a soft one. It makes your heart flutter, but you're in too much discomfort to mention it. He leans in and gives you a light kiss on the forehead and brings you in for a cuddle.
"Don't worry," he whispers in your ear, "I'll let Stevie know we aren't comin'." A wave of relief washes over you and you release a thankful sigh. He places small kisses on your relatively flushed cheeks and nose bridge and you cling to him a bit tighter before he pulls away and gets up.
"Have no fear!" He stands in a superhero pose, one fist in the air, "Super Eddie is here!" He struts to the kitchen heroically and you laugh at his antics, moving your line of sight to the TV again. You hear the kettle whistling before he returns with a hot water bottle in one hand and Panadol in the other. "Here ya go, sweet thing."
He sits down with his arm around you, stroking your neck comfortingly as you place the hot water bottle on your abdomen. "Is there, uh, anything else I can do to help?" He looks down at you with big eyes, offering more consolation. Your heart melts.
"Hold me?"
"That I can do."
You both shifted positions so that Eddie was spooning you on the sofa and looking over your shoulder to watch the TV. "This okay?" He was hyper-aware of the pain you were facing and didn't want to make it any worse. You reached out behind you and wrapped his arm around your stomach where the hot water bottle was.
"Perfect." You muttered and he nuzzled against your neck, kissing it aimlessly and breathing in your scent. You were already beginning to recover, the warmth of his body soothing your soreness. He rubs your stomach, putting the perfect amount of pressure, slowly liquifying the cramping.
"You've got the golden touch, y'know that?" He chuckles under his breath at your comment, and you crane your neck to kiss his pink, doughy lips. He kisses back and rubs your back. Thank God I have him, you think.
#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#joseph quinn#joseph quinn x reader#eddie munson imagine#saintbutasadistgeneral
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Ava being comforted by her friends + family while on her period
(A/n I wrote this for myself but I'm still gonna post it)
Charlie
When her sister comes into the room, announce that she's on her period, she makes a trust exercise based on taking care of others during times like these
She may have done a power point presentation on female antimony
When the mood swing happens she is a bit scared
She does her best to keep her calm or else she may go full demon mode
Lucifer
Ducks
He gives her ducks to squeeze when in pain
The entire hotel is going nuts 30 minutes into it
He is literally ready for anything
Her favorite music is on
No arguments between him and alastor
She is his 1# priority for the entire week
Alastor
He smells the hormones and blood from a mile away
"Oh, you poor thing" are his first words when he sees her
His shadow is now at her side at all times
Brings Rosie to the hotel for advice
He knows a lot about the topic due to his mother telling him about it when he was younger
He won't try to start something with Lucifer
Vaggie
Despite being an exorcist, she didn’t know how to help when she first met ava and charlie
She's learned throughout the past 3 years and is now better at it
Ava helped her a lot during her first period and she's been trying to return the favor ever since
If ava needs to go somewhere she will carry her if she doesn't want to walk
A random sinner is bothering her, they're gone
Angel
He grew up with a twin sister, he knows a lot about it
Makes comments like "sex will help with the cramps" or "you should let someone eat you out"
He's honestly scared during her mood swings
He trys his best to help but might make her a bit uncomfortable
He will buy her some advil if she's out of it
Niffty
She gives her a bag of dead bugs to take her anger out on
Dusts and sprays every place she sits
Honestly she's probably going be kept away from ava unless ava wants to see her
Husk♤
"Do ya want a drink?" Are the first words out of his mouth
He keeps niffty away from her
He definitely has a few heating pads for her that he barely uses
Will let her vent to him until her voice is gone
Poor man got traumatized
Sir pentious (when he was still around)
He has given her frank
Also has heating pads for her
He's building a machine that will help with cramps
"Princesssss do you need anything from me?"
He's such a sweet heart
He doesn't know a lot about periods due to the fact he died in the 19th century
But He's trying his best
Rosie
Was brought into this by alastor
"Oh my! Sweet heart are you okay?"
Rosie is giving her chocolate when she asks for it
Pads she has pads for her
"How heavy do you bleed?"
She will gossip with ava about anything Ava likes
Cherri
Like Rosie she was dragged into this
"Get off the floor bitch! It ain't gonna make ya feel better!"
When ava is angry she will take her into pentagram city and let her blow something up
"Ya feel'n better bitch?"
If she sees ava looking at someone like she wants to fuck them she will say "I could set you up with them if ya want"
Gossiping with ava about people she hates getting what they deserve
She may or may not have something to do with that
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel oc#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#alastor#charlie hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel lucifer#vaggie#cherri bomb#angel dust#period#oc + canon#sir pentious#hazbin hotel rosie#menstrual cycle
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Can you do a period *** with Luke imagine? If possible :)
Bloody Hell (Heaven) (18+)
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Summary: Being on your period is not fun, but Luke knows just how to make you feel better
Pairing: Luke x feminine reader
Warnings: menstrual topics, period sex, oral (f receiving), dirty talk/explicit language, small mention of a blood kink, dom!Luke, fluffy ending
Word Count: 2286
A/N: Thanks for the request!
Please do not read if you are under 18
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You whimpered and sniffled, curling further into yourself. It was the first day of your period, and the monthly visitor was giving you hell. You had woken up with stained bedsheets, bled through one pair of sweats and two pairs of panties, and thrown up. All before noon.
“Fuck.” You sobbed quietly, feeling your cramps ramp up and your tummy turn with nausea.
Had Luke not been doing tour rehearsals, you would’ve called him hours ago, begging him to come home and make you feel better. Instead, you opted to suffer in silence, rubbing your own stomach softly and turning up the heating pad as high as it would go.
Turning on some trashy reality TV, you curled up in a fetal position with the heating pad held to your lower stomach. Glancing at the clock, you realized it would only be thirty minutes before Luke got home. Thank god.
Your ibuprofen must’ve kicked in, because before you knew it, you were waking up to Luke covering you with a soft, fluffy blanket. It was clear he was trying his hardest not to wake you while still trying to make you comfortable.
“Lu? You’re home already?” You asked sleepily, rubbing your eyes.
Luke chuckled, lifting your legs and sitting on the couch, before replacing them on his lap. “I’ve been home for over an hour, sweetheart. It’s almost five.”
“Oh…” You said, trying to take in your surroundings and how you felt.
Your nausea had subsided, but you could still feel the underlying cramps and tenderness in your boobs. Luckily for you, though, your mood had already improved just by being around Luke.
“I’m assuming you’re on your period?” Luke asked softly, looking at your heating pad and then at the bottle of ibuprofen and abandoned mug of tea on the coffee table.
You nodded and whined, moving to snuggle closer to him. “My cramps hurt.” You pouted.
“I’m sorry, lovely,” Luke cooed, moving to rub your tummy with his large, warm hand. “Can you think of any ways to make it better? I have one but I don’t know if you’re up for it…” he trailed off.
You cocked your head at him, wondering how Luke knew of period relief. He didn’t have one himself, he had no sisters, and Liz had nearly reached menopause by the time Luke was old enough to receive sex ed. “Go on.”
Luke blushed, his freckled nose turning lobster red. “I, um, I heard that having an orgasm can help with period cramps.” he said quickly, rubbing the back of his burning neck.
“I don’t know, Lu. That sounds like a bitch to clean up.” You had also heard that theory, but had always been too afraid of the mess it would make, as well as the part where you had to ask Luke if he was okay with fucking you while you were bleeding, bloated, and moody.
“...we could do it in the shower…” Luke offered.
“Are you sure?” You weren’t typically the horny type on your period, but the thought of Luke making you feel better by fucking you was rather enticing.
“I’m sure. Let me make you feel good, ‘kay?” Luke had slowly been trailing his hands towards your chest, rubbing gentle circles on your breasts. “God,” he mumbled, massaging your swollen boobs. “So fuckin’ pretty.”
You blushed, leaning further into his touch. There was a slight feeling of pain, seeing as how your chest was so tender, but Luke’s hands were like magic. “It hurts so good.” You chuckled a bit.
Luke rolled his eyes at your cheesiness, kissing your cheek gently. “Don’t ruin the moment.”
“I wasn’t ruining the moment. I was stating a fact.” You smirked, kissing him.
Luke slid his hands under your ass and lifted you up so you had your legs around his waist. “What fact? The fact that I can make those pretty little tits hurt and you enjoy it?” he asked, pulling you closer and burying his face into your neck.
You moaned as you felt your boyfriend begin to leave a hickey on your sweet spot. “Lu,” You whimpered. “Don’t be a tease.”
Before you could say–or rather, moan–anything else, Luke was carrying you to your large ensuite bathroom. He didn’t bother turning on the overhead lights. Instead, he gently sat you down on the countertop, lighting a few candles and flicking on the in-shower light. Before he started the shower, he turned to you, pressing you against the countertop with his waist while massaging your lower back and tummy.
“You know that bench that’s in there?” he whispered huskily. “That’s all yours. You’re gonna sit there and be a good fuckin’ girl and take it so I can make you feel good.”
You nodded quickly, moaning at the feeling of Luke’s large, ring-clad hands easing your aches. “Mhm,” You whimpered. “Want you to make me feel so good, Lu.”
Luke snorted, moving his hands under your shirt to unclasp your bra. “Does your period make you more of a slut than normal?”
You nodded and whimpered as he pulled your bra off and then lifted your shirt over your head. You watched Luke’s eyes grow wide at the sight of your swollen boobs free from the bra, wondering exactly what he had planned.
“Can’t wait to make that pretty body all mine,” he said, a devilish smirk growing on his lips. “I know I’m supposed to be making you feel better, but knowing you’re already wet is making me want to use you for selfish reasons.”
You blushed as Luke stepped away and turned on the shower. It didn’t matter how many times you and Luke had sex, the dirty talk would overwhelm you every time, making your head spin with euphoria.
Luke came back over to you, clearly ready to get in the swing of things. “Watch,” he said with an air of authority, pulling his shirt over his head. The blond looked down at you to make sure you were paying attention. “Good girl.” he hummed.
You moaned softly, eagerly observing his lean upper body and the way the chains around his neck were mingled with his chest hair. “Mmmm Luke, stop teasing.” You looked up at him with big eyes.
He grabbed your hips tightly, slowly sliding your sweatpants down as he helped you stand up. “I’m not teasing, darling.”
You pouted softly at him as Luke helped you step into the shower. At this point, your body was buzzing, begging Luke to come touch you in all your sensitive spots. “You so are.”
Luke pulled on the ends of your hair as he closed the shower door. “I talk, you listen.”
“What are you doing?” You asked him, wondering why he also wasn’t getting in.
“I think you’ll have to wait before I get in,” Luke chuckled darkly. “Where’s the fun in giving you what you want right away, slut?”
As much as you wanted to moan and complain, you decided you’d rather have Luke in here with you faster. That being said, you sat down on the bench inside the large, glass shower, soaking up the gentle feeling of the water droplets pounding your back and the warmth soothing your aches and pains. Before long, the steam had fogged the glass, and you could no longer see Luke. You could hear him moving around the bathroom, humming to himself.
Finally, Luke slid the shower door open and stepped in. You couldn’t help but let out a small whimper when you were able to take in how sexy he was. The sight of his already hard dick was enough to drive you wild, especially when he began to palm himself, rings still on.
“Lu,” You moaned, edging yourself off the shower bench toward him. “Please.”
Your boyfriend stepped towards you, pushing you back down onto the bench and grabbing your chin in his large hand. “What did we say about I talk, you listen, hmm? And that’s sir to you.”
You looked into Luke’s blue eyes pleadingly, hoping the sight of you wet, naked, and horny was enough to make him stop teasing. “Sorry, sir.” You said sweetly.
“Good girl,” Luke dropped to his knees on the tiled shower floor, rubbing circles on your thighs. “Let me make you feel better.”
“God.” You whispered out, feeling your thighs trying to clench around his hand and he hadn’t even really touched you in your most sensitive spot yet.
“Period makes you a whore, huh?” he asked, resting his chin on your kneecap as the water from the shower head beat down on his strong, broad back.
Whimpering softly, you intertwined your fingers in his wet curls, pulling softly. “Please,” You nearly pleaded. “Eat me out, sir. Please”
Luke chuckled. “Oh, I don’t think so. Not that fast.”
He slowly spread your legs, pressing a kiss to each thigh as he moved his hand closer to your opening. “So fuckin’ pretty. All ready for me to taste you, huh?” Luke cooed, drawing circles on your pubic bone.
Your body moved forward, eager to have the blond closer to you. “Mhm.”
“Look at me,” Luke said sharply. “I want you to look me in the eyes.”
You did as he asked, watching his face for any signs of what he was hinting at. Luke said nothing more. Instead, he inserted one finger inside of you, pumping slowly. On the other hand, he began to rub circles, slowly edging closer to your clit.
“Mmmm, feels so good.” You whimpered out, entangling your fingers further into his hair.
Luke began to speed up the rhythm, while still maintaining eye contact with you. He wanted to see the effect his fingers had on your pretty, wet pussy. “Good girl.”
You moaned loudly, throwing your head back as your body inched ever closer to meet Luke’s fingers. “Right there.”
“Hey,” he snapped all of a sudden, withdrawing his fingers. “I told you to look at me.”
“Felt so good…” You said softly, your eyes widening at the sight of his fingers covered in your blood and juices.
Luke smirked. “Is that so?”
You nodded quickly, eager to please him. “Love the way your fingers feel in me.”
“What about my tongue inside of you? You like my tongue in that pretty little cunt of yours? Making you feel all better?” he questioned.
Not even giving you a chance to respond, Luke bent his head forward–still on his knees–and slid his tongue into your entrance. You gasped at the feeling of suddenly being full again.
“Oh my god,” You moaned as you felt his tongue moving in a dizzying rhythm, before he moved up to your clit, sucking and moaning throaty noises about how good you tasted. “Lu.” You said, completely forgetting about the name rule your dom had set for you.
“What did we say you call me?” Luke rasped out between sucking and moaning noises, still enjoying what you had to offer.
“Sir.” You wailed out loudly.
That really got Luke going, for he used his hands to spread your legs further apart on the bench. Not wanting you to cum just yet, he lifted his head from between your legs, the blood running down his chin onto his neck.
“You taste so fuckin’ delicious, baby.” he smirked, his normally bright blue eyes now a dark navy from lust.
You blushed, pulling at his hair as you begged him to continue eating you out. “Cramps are going away already.” You huffed out, nearly breathless.
“Then I guess I should make you orgasm, huh slut? Make sure we get you feeling nice and good?”
You whimpered. “Please, sir. Ruin me.”
Luke took you very seriously, reinserting himself between your legs. He began to run his tongue over your clit again, knowing that was what made you orgasm the easiest. Just as he had suspected, you immediately began to cry out, tugging his hair and bucking your hips to meet his mouth. You could feel Luke’s chin pressing in between your legs, which was probably the closest thing to what heaven felt like.
As he sped up the movements, you could feel yourself getting closer to your breaking point. “Mmmm, gonna cum.” You moaned out.
“Go ahead, baby. Cum all in my mouth.” Luke said through the muffled sounds of him sucking your cunt.
You squeezed your eyes shut and threw your head back, nearly screaming as you came in Luke’s mouth, squeezing around his tongue.
“God, you taste so goddamn good.” he moaned out just as loudly, pulling his head from between your thighs once more.
You were unable to stop the way your cheeks flared when you saw your period blood running down Luke’s chin and dripping onto his chest. You weren’t normally one for a blood kink, but something about the visual was making you hornier than usual. “Thank you.” You whispered as you felt that your cramps were nearly non-existent.
“You’re welcome, love. Such a good girl.” Luke cooed softly, beginning to wash you and himself off with a soapy loofah.
You practically melted at the compliment, still feeling floaty and euphoric from being in subspace. “I love you.” You yawned sleepy as your boyfriend rinsed you off.
Luke smiled as he helped you stand, rubbing your tummy gently as the warm water cascaded over the both of you. “I love you too, darling. We’re gonna get you nice and rinsed off and then we can cuddle, ‘kay?”
You nodded sleepily, leaning against Luke’s chest. He was practically holding up most of your weight, but you didn’t care. You were here with him after a wonderful sex session and that was probably the equivalent of heaven.
#luke hemmings#luke 5sos#luke hemmings x reader#luke hemmings x y/n#luke hemmings smut#5sos#5 seconds of summer#5sos smut#5sos imagines#fanfic#michael clifford#ashton irwin#calum hood#5sos fanfic#5sos imagine#5sos x reader#5sos fanfiction
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OM Boys V.S Cramp Simulator (HCs)
So if you don’t know, there’s this nifty little machine that administers electric shocks in increasing amounts to make muscles contract beneath the pads- thus simulating cramps one may get for various reasons, but mostly menstrual ones
So number 1, if periods make you uncomfortable, this is not a piece to read as references to it are made.
Also, here's a video of this in action
One last reminder- everybody experiences pain differently, and because of that and this is the Devildom- the machine is magically connected to your pain levels, so they know exactly what you go through.
Although this focuses more on an afab reader, I encourage those who find this topic humourous and won't cause them discomfort to read on.
So here's the boys reacting to this lovely little thing upon one of the boys- (you can choose your least favourite-) saying oH It cAn'T bE thAt bAd-
MC lets show these bitches- and Luke here's the control-
(Both MC and the boy is hooked up) (Also GN! reader still!)
Lucifer
- Wishes to understand where you are coming from, and also doesn't quite understand the extent of pain some may experience
- When it turns on, he feels it, but makes no indication, seeing as MC had no reaction to it
- He tries to keep up his facade for a while, in awe of MC as they continue to shrug it off.
- "Oh what level is at now? 50%? oh yeah this is close to my uh....second lightest day."
- Excuse me?
- Yes he's sweating but he'll be damned twice if he admits it
- "You ok Lucifer? You can be done if you want."
- He just shakes his head and clenches his teeth, not trusting himself to be able to talk without stuttering or betraying the amount of pain he is in.
- Has his hand over his mouth and his brow is slightly furrowed and he paces at 70%
- "Lucifer you can be done...this is about what it's like on my second to heaviest day. or when I get a really bad cramp from out of the blue"
- He shakes his head again he is going to try and ma- OH FUCK
- He audibly groaned and was embarrassed, MC having done no more than an uncomfortable facial expression.
- He taps out, finding it more embarrassing to struggle than not making it all the way
- Good job Lucifer, one of the few to make it above 60%, making it to 80%
- You find the next time you experience these symptoms he is more sympathetic and will help you with your homework more so you have more time to focus on yourself.
Mammon
- Hypes himself up only to panic
- Won't try it until MC tries it first...I mean they've been through it before, they should be fine, right? Which means if some dumb human can handle it so can he-
- "Oi this ain't bad, I don't even feel anything." "That's because it's not on."
- Jumps and yelps a bit when it does turn on "OI OI MC TURN IT OFF-" he squirms a bit and then grabs a pillow to hug
- You laugh a bit “Oh come on Mammon, I thought you liked a little bit of pai-” “NOT THE TIME MC” “Mams, its only on 10%! I can’t even feel it!”
- Will tell you to shut up, also has Lord Diavolo on the phone or in the room so he can confirm that you’re not lying
- Really wants to show you how strong your first man is, but instead you have him groveling at your feet, begging you to turn it off at 50%
- Honestly not that bad, passing grade Mammon! Good job!
Levi
- He cried when he heard they were doing this
- Already knows its gonna hurt and that periods suck, he really doesn’t want to, but will try so he can understand his normie a little better
- In his demon form as you attach the little pads to him, his tail quickly to wrap around your hand as soon as you’re done hooking him up and squeezing it slightly
- Oh...oh wait you turned it on? Oh this isn’t too bad..it’s no worse than when he eats too many snacks and energy drinks on gaming nights
- Which of course...isn’t comfortable, but he’s holding your hand, so he’s distracted like he would be if he was gaming
- You turned it up, impressed that he had such a lack of reaction, regretting it as he squeezed your hand tighter “Hey- woah Levi that hurts!” “S-sorry! It hurts me too!” “YEAH NO SHIT”
- He tries to relax, but you turn it up without warning and he is writhing “MC TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF-” he is laughing and crying, not a pleasant mix when you already have something contracting your muscles for you
- You turn it off and he kinda hugs a pillow and “glares” at you before pouting “...you really have to go through that every month?”
- You nod “Uh yup. And you were only at 30%. Now imagine that combined with bloating, acne, bleeding-” you continue to list off symptoms
- “oh....well um..I-I don’t know if it helps...but you can use my beanbag chair and ruri-chan pillow whenever you like.”
Satan
- Was aware of the menstrual cycle and the side effects it had, but wanted to understand your pain so he would be more able to help you
- Also wants to surpass Lucifer
- Tells you you don’t have to be hooked up, he believes you and you shouldn’t have to go through it more than you already have to
- Did not expect the lowest level to already have felt something- you seemed so non-chalant about it though, but he acknowledged this may be harder than he thought originally
- He describes it as mildly uncomfortable up until 40%, he runs a hand through his hair and glances at you
- “Yeah on day three this is kinda just...the constant ache-” “Wait I thought there were breaks in the pain-” “Sometimes...it really depends on the person, but there’s an underlying ache that’s always just...there..and the cramps come and make it worse, but the aching is easy to ignore usually.”
- Tries to carry a conversation about the other symptoms that come with having a period, a pained groan leaving him once you got to 70%
- “You can be done...like I was telling Lucifer this is just like cramps on my second to worst day..they can get worse, but it depends...I’ll just shut it o-” “Nope-... I want to know....then maybe I’ll be able to help you better as well” he speaks through clenched teeth
- you decided to hook yourself up at this point so you could gauge what its like after 80%, Satan begging you to just crank it all the way
- You do and holy fuck no thanks ok time to turn it off-
- Both of you groaned and you laughed afterwards- however Satan was not sitting up again
- “....you ok?” “.....No...” you rubbed his back slightly “...you beat Lucifer..” he raised one arm in celebration but did not move again for a while
Asmo
- Nu-uh
- Nope
- MC, he has seen the mess you can become on your period, he helps ya take care of your skin as well as those nasty cramps, he does not need to feel them too-
- Oh you know what, he has to go do...a thing-
- You finally get him to agree to try it, but he’s a little pouty about it, you better pay him back MC~
- Grabs a pillow before the thing even starts, and when it does he just sighs and whines dramatically, though he has to admit 10% really isn’t that bad
- He’ll let you turn it up to about 30-40% and he gets giggly, the pain there, but not..not too uncomfortable
- 50-60% it starts to actually hurt for him, but just barely...I mean he’s the Avatar of Lust, he has to have some damn good pain tolerance by now-
- He could easily go past 80%, but cuts you off at 70%, over-dramatically draping himself across you as he fawns over how strong you are for being able to put up with that for so long, but also how could you convince him to be hurt like that MC? :/ Will very easily forgive you if you give him a bunny kiss or cuddles though-
Beel
- Wants to know how it feels because he is precious babie and just wants to help you
- And the best way he can help you is understand your pain
- However it would be a lot more effective if this tank of a man could actually feel the shocks
- He just snackin on his chips
- “Did you turn it on yet?” “Beel it’s on 40%” “Oh...” “I told you I was turning it on...” “Oh..my chips are too loud...” “You can’t feel it?” “....no..not yet...though I’m sure it’s still painful for you....”
- He finally feels it at 60%, describes it as “tingly”
- Sees that you’re uncomfortable and asks you to take off the machine with pleading eyes...he can’t stand to see you even just a little uncomfy MC please listen-
- You do, and as you turn it up, he starts to get uncomfortable as well. He makes it to 80% and looks at you tearing up
- “Wait Beel- Bee what’s wrong? Do you want to turn it off?” “No it’s ok...but I can only imagine what you go through....I promise I won’t eat your chocolate stash ever.”
Belphie
- he chucks his pillow at you before you get close
- He is *not* interested, thanks
- “Fine, but get it over with quickly, just crank it so I can go to sleep again.”
- His idea, not yours
- There was some strange satisfaction that came when you didnt attatch it to yourself and cranked it 80% right away
Ive had this sitting in my drafts and I seriously dont think I'll ever get the braincells to finish it lmao
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Haii!! I absolutely adore your writing and was wondering if you would be up to write something comforting with Ethan where reader is having the period from hell? Thank you ❤
Oh ho ho this should be fun
Y/n was sleeping over at Ethan’s for the first time. She had feelings for him for god knows how long, and the night he asked her out was probably the happiest she had ever been.
Their date had been unbelievable. Y/n felt as if time stopped and she was the only person on Earth along with Ethan, as cheesy as that may sound
When it started raining, they both hurried to his car and drove quickly to his place.
“God, I didn’t think the night would end like this.” Y/n chuckled, draining her hair in Ethan’s bathtub, while he was brushing his teeth next to her.
“You can sleep in one of my shirts.” Ethan mumbled, almost choking on the tooth paste
“What?”
“I said” he spit out all the paste and rinsed his mouth “you can sleep in one of my shirts.”
Y/n’s heart skipped a bit and she blushed a bit at his suggestion, before nodding sheepishly and putting her hair in a bun.
Ethan chuckled and muttered a few words Y/n didn’t quite catch, before leaving the room.
In a few moments, he came back with a large t-shirt. It was burgundy and had a logo in the middle. Ethan gave it to Y/n and left her alone to change
That night she had fallen asleep in his warm embrace, listening to the rain drops hit the windows
She felt as if it was a dream come true, and the only thought on her mind was Ethan
Luckily for her, Ethan felt the exact same way
He held her close all night, nuzzling his face into the crook of her neck, and dreamed of her
Ethan woke up to a slap. He opened his eyes grumpily and looked for the source of pain, only to see Y/n turned away from him, in that position all girls sleep in; the one where they have a leg up and they’re on their stomach
That’s when he saw that Y/n had started her period
There was a large, red stain seeping through her underwear and another few spots on the bedding
Damn, he shouldn’t have put on white ones
Stretching a bit and getting out of bed, he started to think about what he could do.
He didn’t know how much Y/n trusted him or how she would react to this, so the two smartest choices that he had were to either wake her up and tell her what happened, or prepare everything for when se would wake up
Eventually, he decided going for the latter.
Heading to the living room and grabbing his keys , he got in the car and drove to the nearest pharmacy around.
The man was walking down the unbearably white aisles of the pharmacy, looking for some ibuprofen and tampons
He really didn’t know what type Y/n used, and he wasn’t about to be like that dude on TikTok who asked his girlfriend what size pussy she was, so he took 4 types
Maybe different colors would mean something…or maybe scent?
He made a mental reminder to ask Y/n if they had any flavors
After searching forever, he ended up having a kilogram of pads, three types of sheet masks and a new lotion, but no pain medication
They must have been hidden
Eventually giving up, he went to the cashier and placed all the products on the register
“Tough times with the lady?” The woman asked, sending him an all-too knowing smirk
“I hope not. Speaking of which, do you happen to have any pain medication?”
Ethan left the store smirking, having received a 20% discount for being “so cute”, and he also got a small chapstick as a gift
His next stop was the grocery shop
He already knew what he needed, so the trip would be easy; Twix, KitKat, Puffy Cheetos, Aloe Drink, and A LOT of Chocolate milk
It didn’t take long for him to find everything, so he wondered around the shop for a little longer, picking up a few more things
Y/n was startled awake by some people screaming outside
She jumped out of bed and hurried to the window, only to see that they were a group of friends who were just pranking one another
She groaned and pressed a hand to her stomach, feeling a painful hotness around the area
Looking back at the bed, her heart stopped in her chest as she saw that there was a trail of blood behind her
Oh gods, her period came in the worst moment possible. Did Ethan see? Did he run away out of disgust?
She paced around the room nervously, thinking of what to do, yet ignoring the sound of running water coming from the bathroom
She shrieked when she heard a knock on the door and tried to hide the bloodied sheets as well as she could.
“Cara mia, are you awake?” Ethan’s soft voice was muffled by the door, which only made Y/n feel worse.
“No?”
She heard Ethan chuckle before seeing him enter the room. He seemed to have a reassuring look on his face, but Y/n could tell there was some pity in there too.
“Wanna come with me?” He asked her softly, taking her silky hand in his and leading her to the bathroom before she could answer
Y/n watched as he opened the door to the bathroom and led her inside. The shower was running and there were some clothes on the counter
“Get in the shower. I’ll take care of everything else.” He said, looking at Y/n so softly that her heart exploded and she burst into a fit of tears
His armed were around her in a second, comforting her as best as he could, but he truly did not know the reason why she was crying
“Baby, is everything all right? Why are you crying?” He asked her, worry written all over his face.
“Im sorry…I’m just” she sniffled a bit, shedding a few more tears, “no one ever took care of me when I was on my period and you’re being so fucking sweet and I ruined your sheets and everything is wrong and my stomach hurts and FUCK why did It have to come now we could have-“
“Woah, woah, woah, take a deep breath, dolcezza. Like that, just relax.” He interrupted her ramblings, wiping the tears off her face.
“It’s okay. Don’t worry about the sheets. I’ll clean them later. We can just stay in bed all day and relax. How does that sound?”
Y/n nodded slightly against his shoulder, pulling herself away and wiping her face.
“Okay.” Her voice was still raspy, and she looked at the shower. At that moment, washing her entire body felt like an unbelievably long and exhausting process. She slumped her shoulders at the thought of it and puffed.
“Let me wash you. It’ll go by quicker.”
Y/n nodded and started taking her clothes off, too exhausted to care about Ethan’s red face. Even though he had offered, he couldn’t help but think about other circumstances in which he would get in a shower with Y/n.
Regardless, it was not the time for such things.
Once she was inside, he grabbed the shampoo and squirted some in his hand, thinking of a way to lather it on Y/n without getting wet.
“Now how are you gonna do that without ending up in the shower too, Mr Edgar?” Y/n teased, letting her head fall back as the warm water glided down her body.
While trying to find a solution, Ethan’s gaze fell on the floor, which was now filled with blood.
“Y/n are you alright?” His tone instantly changed, now being extremely worried about how much blood came out of her.
“Yeah. Why?” She followed his gaze to the ground, seeing what he was staring at. She let out a low laugh before grabbing the bottle from Ethan.
“It’s creepy, I know. You don’t have to wash me.”
“No. I said I would help and I want to. Do you mind if I join in?” He asked sheepishly, concerned about crossing any boundaries with the girl.
“Whatever floats your boat.”
The man nodded, getting out and taking his clothes off. He placed them neatly next to Y/n’s, then got back in the shower.
Y/n was facing the wall, so Ethan pressed a soft kiss to her neck from behind her.
“I bought some goodies too.”
Y/n just hummed in response, leaning against Ethan. His hands instinctively went to her shoulders and started massaging them, earning a few whimpers from Y/n
“I can give you a massage later…”
“Absolutely.”
They both chuckled a bit, before Ethan got to actually cleaning Y/n. He softly lathered the soap all over her body, letting the water wash away the bubbles.
“Okay…I’m gonna leave you alone now, considering that I don’t know how to put on a tampon.”
“Alright.” Y/n responded, blushing slightly from all the contact. She heard Ethan take a towel and dry himself off, before getting dressed and leaving.
Ethan was in the kitchen, his phone in front of him as he sat prompted against the counter
Now close your eyes, and with a deep breath, release all the pent up frustration inside of you
“Um, Ethan? You said you had food?”
The brunette jumped up and hurried to close his phone, blushing furiously as he turned towards Y/n.
“Yes, right it’s over th-“
“Were you meditating?”
“Maybe.”
“You were.” (The bitch was so horny he had to reset his mind)
“You said you wanted food.” He finally managed to switch the topic, as Y/n’s eyes lit up.
“Gimmie.” She stretched out her arms and closed her hands repetitively, beckoning for Ethan to give her the snacks.
“Alright, alright. I’ll grab a few more things and come. Just go in the bathroom and get in bed.”
Y/n pouted, but eventually followed Ethan’s instructions. She was surprised to see that he had changed the sheets and lit up a few candles. She smiled to herself before cuddling up under the blankets.
Soon enough, Ethan entered the room with some snacks and drinks, a hot pouch and some medication.
“Here is some ibuprofen, if you have cramps, and a hot pouch.”
Y/n could have moaned in pleasure when she placed the hot object on her stomach, relieving a lot of the pain.
She gulped down the pills, cuddling into Ethan, who had an arm wrapped around her and another one massaging her butt.
He nuzzled into her neck, smiling a bit and breathing in her chocolatey scent.
“Squishy.” He joked, squeezing her butt, which made Y/n erupt in a mess of giggles.
She leaned over and grabbed a cereal bar, unwrapping it smoothly before shoving it down her throat.
“Thank you so much Ethan. I really don’t know how to tell you…no one has ever done this for me before.” She whispered, twirling a strand of his hair around her finger.
“I’ll always be here when you need me. Now you just need to sleep.”
“Okay…”
A/n: so i know this isn’t particularly a head canon, but the only way I can write is if my brain thinks im writing something short with bullet points, even though it would be a normal piece If I were to remove them😂
Taglist: @fuckim-so-gay @ginny-lily @messyhairday-me @cheese-toastie-11 @wannabemarlenabutiscoraline @simp-per-ethan @maneskinrollercoaster @juststalking @superchrystaldrug @immrbrightsideeee @shehaddreamstoo @tiaamberxx @victoriadeangeliswifey @bidet-and-legolas @makapaka11 @electra-phoebe
#maneskin#victoria de angelis#ethan torchio#damiano david#thomas raggi#måneskin#maneskin fic#ethan x reader#fluffy
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Anyone else have a love- hate relationship with your period? TM WARNING lol
Like i love my period for the exuses i get to use but hate it too
Like i NEVER have to take medicine even when on- today i had to take ibuprofen just because my period gives me a fuckin headache all the tome when on it but today- I literally haven’t slept in well over 24 hours and i have to stay awake for class but cannot stand the bullshit my teachers say and deal with a headache at the same time-
I also hate my birth control pills (im still a vergy its to control my period) but the thing is whith them is that I literally dont care about them that much which means i have gotten so behind on them that i LITERALLY haven’t had a good/heavy period in over 2 months (ik ik not healthy) besides for spotting so this week im have a really really heavy one since ive gotten back on track. Which means i have to use tampons cuz they are the only thing that i dont have to change every five minutes and i DISPISE fucking tampons cuz why the fuck should i shove somthin up my 🐱and feel like i have to pee or start having cramps just because something is up there-
ON THE TOPIC OF PADS
I hate them but love them- so i never trim- dont see the point- which means that my bush is really long sometimes- and i use the super long ones (not the ultra long) cuz my period blood can spread. I hate having to literally PULL my bush out of the sticky part of the pad cuz it won’t stick to my underwear- my vergina is already fuckin sintive as it is because of being on my period- that just makes it ten times worse. I like using pads cuz i don’t usually have a very heavy period which means i never have to use tampons but other than that i hate it. 
I really really really want to buy a nice pj set and sheets but I refuse because of my fucking period too.
ONTO OTHER TOPICS
Why cant pads or tampons be free!? Like hunny- Some of us are broke as shit and can’t afford it half the time and all you doing is making the fucking prices go up. Ridiculous
Dont even get me started on the topic of MEN
Fucking idoits thinking tehir life is hard and that we disurve yhe way they treat us- like (big big warning here) lets say soemone gets r$&@d they say it’s because of the way she dressed. Bitch what the fuck!? If us woman go out in a short skirt and tank top we physically have to keep an eye out for predators just because we started to feel confident and comfortable in our clothes to go out. Why should woman have to check their back seats before getting in the car!? Why should we have to hold out keys like a weapon?! Why should we have to make sure our windows are locked 3 times before going to bed. But men cant? Then men have a adulasity to say things like how we arnt strong enough like bitch what the fuck does your dick do? Does it literally PUSH a HUMAN out of it?!? Doe sit bleed every damn month? No so fuck off- our bodys lets expain that- we have periods because our verginas got prepared to be pregnant but we never did so our body decided have some fuckin revenge and make us bleed every month-
Men treat women like objects. There are only a few who understands litteraly every i just said.
As you can tell- ive had a bad day and its only 9 am.
Im on my period and just want cuddles from harry a guy who actually understands shit like this 🥺🥺
Ive never taken medicine during my period and ive having tok because i cant stand shit today. I havent slept in 24 hours and had a mental breakdown at 6am today.
I wanna sleep but i cant cuz i want to advoide getting yelled at at all costs. If i skip school taht means i get yelled at. Even if it was to fuckin sleep.
The next time i get yelled at for not turning in grades imma just sit there and cry. Like its not my failt km mentally unstable rn because of school its not my fault I literally have no motivation to do shit tgat i WANT to do.
I got yelled at for me starting to clean my room but not finishing it for god over a week because i lost all motivation to do literally anything even eating.
Sorry i needed to rant- But about the period and men shit- prodve me wrong if you can
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this was a ranttttt...but im rlly glad that you got all of this off your chest babes🥰😂🥺❤️periods and men definitely suck!!! but I hope that you're able to get back on track with your birth control, I hope your periods become less of a strain and not as painful, i hope that feminine products will be free in the future bc none of us CHOSE to have a period, i hope that all the bad men in the world get yeeted off a cliff, i hope that you're able to find some peace in your life and in regards to your school work, i hope that you're able to regain some motivation to get some things done, and i hope you find a great guy that isn't a piece of shit🥰❤️ilysm bbyyy!!
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Another Life - Chapter 16
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows
Pairing: Vladislav x Reader
Series Rating: E
Word Count: 1982
Chapter Summary: You ask some innocent questions about hypnosis, and Viago and Deacon grow suspicious.
A/N: Same shit as always: it’s on AO3.
“Good evening, Y/N,” Viago greeted you cheerily as he entered the lounge. He was definitely a morning person. Evening person? Whatever.
“Hey,” you shot back in a monotone. You sounded about as good as you felt. Not very.
“Is everything okay?”
“Yeah,” you answered, though you were sure your tone was doing nothing to convince him. “I’m just exhausted.”
“You didn’t sleep well last night?” He asked, concerned.
“Not really. I was in and out of sleep. I think I was having nightmares.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. What about?”
“No idea,” you answered honestly. Your sleep was fitful, and you felt uneasy and disturbed upon waking, but you couldn’t recall your dreams.
“Then how do you know they were nightmares?”
You shrugged. “I could just tell.”
Viago nodded in understanding. Making his way over to the ancient green couch where you sat lengthwise, taking up every cushion with your outstretched legs, he asked, “May I sit?”
“It’s your couch.” You lifted you legs just long enough for him to sit down, then laid them to rest on his lap. He set his hands on your shins, giving you a gentle squeeze as he settled.
“Do you want to talk about it?”
You offered him a gentle smile. “That’s okay. There isn’t really anything to talk about, since I don’t remember the dream. Thank you, though, I appreciate it.”
“Of course.”
“Do vampires get nightmares?” you asked. “Do you still dream?”
“Oh yes. Vampires dream. Our dreams are a lot more vivid than human dreams, though.”
“That must make the nightmares a bitch, huh?” you joked.
He nodded, without any humor. “It does.”
“Oh. Sorry.”
He shrugged it off. “I don’t have nightmares too often anymore.”
“What do you dream about?” Viago paused, and you blushed, realizing that was a very personal question. “Sorry. You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to.”
“No, it’s fine. My dreams are much the same as they were when I was alive, just more vivid. They’re usually quite nonsensical, just flashes of scenes, mainly. Though, I’ve dreamed about the sun much more often since I’ve become a vampire.”
You supposed that made sense, him not having seen the sun in hundreds of years. Though, with the sun’s effect on vampires, that sounded more like a nightmare than a dream. Maybe it was. You asked him, “Dreams or nightmares?”
“They’ve been both. But they’re usually good dreams. I can go out and feel the warmth on my skin and not burn. It’s nice. Though, I’m not sure it’s right anymore. I’m not sure I remember what sunlight actually feels like after all this time.”
Your heart ached for him, and for the rest of your flatmates. Petyr hadn’t seen the sun in over 8000 years. You couldn’t even begin to imagine. They had all gained so much. Transformation, teleportation, immortality. You hadn’t thought about some of the little things they’d lost. Not being able to eat human food and having to kill to survive had crossed your mind, obviously. And you were aware, of course, that they were nocturnal, but you had never really thought about their having to give up sunlight.
“Is there any way, indirectly, that you could at least look at the sun?”
“We watched a video of a sunrise when Stu was teaching us about the internet.”
“That’s nice,” you offered.
“I suppose so. It was a bit hard to enjoy. Seeing the sun pass the horizon filled me with fear, even though I knew it couldn’t really harm me.”
If your heart had already ached for him, now it had broken.
“That’s awful, Viago, I’m so sorry.”
He smiled gently. “It’s not really a big deal. Most of the time I don’t miss it, anymore. We’re supposed to be talking about dreams, remember?”
You laughed. “Oh, right. How could I have gotten so off topic?” you teased.
“What about you? What do you usually dream about?”
Deacon loudly clamored down the stairs. “Are we taking about dreams?”
“Ja. Y/N had a nightmare.”
“What happened?”
“I don’t know,” you said. “I can’t remember.”
“Vampire nightmares are especially realistic.”
“I know. Viago mentioned that.”
“Move your legs so I can sit.”
You rolled your eyes. “Fine, but I’m putting them back after you sit.”
You swung your legs out of the way while Deacon sat down, waiting for him to get situated before you put your legs back across both of their laps.
“I had a really freaky dream the other day,” Deacon said.
You and Viago looked at him, waiting for him to continue.
“I was being chased by a giant rat. It eventually caught me and I could feel myself being chewed up alive in its enormous teeth.”
Viago gave him a sympathetic look.
You shot him a look somewhere between dumbfound, disgust, and disbelief.
“Uh…” You had no idea what to say to that.
“Your nightmare couldn’t have been that bad, Y/N.”
No, probably not. So at least there was that.
“Is Vlad awake?” Deacon asked. “He made me promise to move a body with him this evening.”
The woman from last night. The one he’d hypnotized. He’d slept in the same room as a corpse? How horrifyingly macabre. You thought back to the dirty cereal bowl on your bedside table and wondered if that was comparable.
“No, he hasn’t been down here yet,” Viago answered.
“I met her last night. The body.” You winced a bit. “The woman,” you corrected. “She ran down here and Vladislav hypnotized her in front of me. Can humans get hypnotized by proxy?”
“By proxy?”
“Yeah. If someone gets hypnotized in front of me, could I also get hypnotized? Even if I’m not the one being hypnotized…? Or spoken to? Or whatever?”
They were both looking at you, seemingly puzzled.
“Did you get hypnotized last night?” Viago asked.
“No!” Your face heated, both from answering too quickly and strongly, and from the memory of last night. You tried again, more calmly, hoping they hadn’t noticed. “No. Just hypothetically. If a vampire is hypnotizing someone, could a nearby human also get hypnotized?”
Deacon, either not hearing or choosing to ignore your explanation of this being hypothetical, asked, “What did he hypnotize her about? Did you end up doing the same thing?”
“Nothing! He didn’t- It’s just an example. I was just curious.”
Deacon gave you a suspicious glance.
“Well, vampires can hypnotize multiple people at once, but it’s extremely difficult,” Viago explained. “Vladislav is known for his hypnotizing abilities, and can hypnotize entire crowds on his better days. But it takes effort; you can’t accidentally hypnotize anyone.”
You nodded. That was good. Not that it mattered. You weren’t hypnotized. You couldn’t have been, because you didn’t- Well, because you just weren’t hypnotized.
“Besides, if you are hypnotized, you usually don’t remember it happening.” Viago told you this in a tone that was probably meant to be comforting, leading you to assume that he also didn’t believe you were dealing in hypotheticals.
You knew you weren’t hypnotized; you should have just kept your mouth shut.
Thankfully changing the subject, Viago asked, “What are your plans tonight, Y/N?”
“I have no plans. I’m just going to order food because I’m lazy and tired, and then go to bed early. Why?”
“I’m trying to plan an evening. Nick says he knows a good drinking game, and we have some alcoholic blood in the refrigerator.”
Deacon perked up, officially moving on from your previous line of inquiry. “Yes!”
It was a bit jarring to see Viago, looking and dressing the same now as he did in the hundreds of years old portrait behind him, discuss throwing a small party of drinking games and getting pissed. It was astounding how they managed to incorporate aspects of so many different time periods into their personalities at once. You decided, though, that that was not the most interesting thing to take from Viago’s statement.
Instead you asked, “Alcoholic blood?”
“Ja,” Viago affirmed. “When humans drink, the alcohol enters their blood. If they’re very drunk, their blood can can get vampires drunk.”
“Huh.” Interesting. Logically, that made sense, you’d just never thought of it before. A lot of things about vampires made sense, if you’d only think of them before they were brought up.
“It works with things besides alcohol, too,” Deacon said. “Anything that can get into the blood. Like drugs. A few years ago, when psychedelics were big…” He trailed off, making a blissful facial expression.
“Were psychedelics big a few years ago?”
Deacon nodded. “Oh yes.” His face grew more pensive before he added, “I think it was a few years ago. It could have been more.”
“Are you talking about the ‘60s?”
His face lit up. “Yes!”
“So, more than a few years ago, then.”
He shrugged.
“Well, either way, I’m not up for getting drunk tonight, but I’m very up for seeing you all get drunk at some point, so keep me posted.”
“I’ll find a night when everyone is free,” Viago said.
“I’m pretty sure I’ve heard the expression ‘three’s a crowd.’”
Three heads turned up towards the top of the staircase, to where Vladislav now stood.
“You know there are other places to sit in the lounge, right?”
You gave him a sour look. “We’ll, I’m comfortable.”
He smirked down at you. “You might be the only one.”
“Just how heavy do you think I am?” you asked, feigning offense.
“Actually, I am feeling a bit cramped,” Deacon admitted.
You sighed, swinging your legs off the couch and sitting upright, letting Deacon migrate from the couch to an armchair.
“Hey, Vlad,” Deacon called as he settled in his new seat, “Did I hear you with a human down here last night?”
You froze. What did he think he was doing?
“Yeah,” Vladislav answered. “Her hypnosis lapsed. She realized what was happening and tried to get out. I met her down here and brought her back up before she left.”
“I hate when they do that,” Viago muttered.
Ignoring him, Deacon pressed on, “What did you do? Hypnotize her again?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you tell her?”
If looks could kill, Deacon would be dead twice over. If he saw your heated glare, he ignored it.
Vladislav shrugged. You had hoped he would find Deacon’s question too invasive or too strange. It didn’t seem as though he did, however, as he answered, “I told her she wanted me and wanted to come back up to my room. Just normal stuff.”
“Oh, right,” Deacon replied.
To his credit, he didn’t turn to you, or give you a strange look. Unfortunately, you caught a side eyed glance from Viago.
You thought about getting Deacon alone and throwing your necklace at him, or singing a hymn, or-
“Am I the last one up?” Vladislav asked, effectively moving the conversation past Deacon’s prying.
“No,” Viago answered. “Petyr hasn’t come up here yet.”
“Someone had better wake him up,” Deacon said. “If he sleeps too late, he’ll be up all day, just standing in his tomb. And I’m not doing it,” he added quickly, before anyone could ask him to.
“I’m not doing it either. I do it all the time, and he’s nasty when he wakes up.”
“Well, I’m not doing it,” Vladislav said, leaning forward onto the banister. “Besides, Deacon and I have something to take care of.” Disposing of the body.
Three heads turned to look at you.
“What, me?” you asked, surprised.
“Why not you?”
Because he’s apparently ‘nasty’ when he wakes up? You didn’t voice that concern. Instead, you rose from the couch, and headed downstairs to wake up your fourth flatmate. It was better than helping someone transport a corpse, you supposed, and certainly better than remaining up here in uncomfortable silence with Viago.
You sighed. At least you could go to sleep in a few hours.
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Survey #315
“can’t breathe to scream / suffocating in this dream / long way down”
Who was your first big crush? I would probably say this guy in high school named Sebastian. We sat beside each other in Art, and I definitely liked him a lot. Man, my freshman-sophomore years honestly involved a handful of crushes before Jason popped into the picture and I lost all romantic interest in everyone else.
Where was the first place you drove after you got your license? N/A
Is it a blue sky outside right now? No. All North Carolina has known for weeks on end now is rain. We've had very rare sunny days, but for the most part, it's just gray and gross.
Was your last breakup a bad one? Nah, I'd say it ended maturely and with a mutual understanding of "why."
When was the last time you were surprised, in a pleasant way? Hell if I know.
Is there an ice-cream flavor that you strongly dislike? Which one? Yeah, like strawberry.
What was the last sitcom you watched? No clue.
^ Do you have a favorite character in that sitcom? Why is that character your favorite? N/A
What does the last group you joined on Facebook concern? I am 90% sure it was this group I joined that is literally just about cute yet dangerous animals lmao, mostly reptiles and invertebrates. "Misunderstood biteybois and where to befriemd them" or some stupid shit like that.
Has there been a spider in your house at any time recently? Not that I've seen, no.
Do you like wearing make-up? Not at all. I only like wearing it for pictures and then taking that shit off.
^ If so, how old were you when you first started to wear it? I started consistently wearing it my freshman year of high school. Then some time later I just showed up one day without any, shocked all my friends, and then only wore it when I felt like it.
What foods are you craving lately, if any? Nothing, really.
What were some of your favorite foods as a child? Chicken nuggets of course, as well as spaghetti, peanut butter sandwiches, just the typical stuff that kids tend to enjoy.
When you were younger, did you ever have a friend that your parents hated? No.
Have you ever talked in your sleep before? That's very normal for me, especially now that I have nightmares like every goddamn night.
What was the last song you heard, that reminded you of someone? Well, not a real someone, but "The Ordinary World" by the Hit House is 110% one of Fetch's soon-to-be themes.
What has brought you joy today? Nothing brought me "joy," really.
When was the last time you won a prize in a raffle? What was it? I actually recently won an art rafle on deviantART hosted by a truly amazing artist, like I thought I had no chance, and she's going to be drawing Moondust!!!! :'''')
What is the next non-essential item that you intend to buy for yourself? I'm still paying the bulk of my tattoo in May.
Is there anywhere in your town/city that's rumored to be haunted? Oh, I'm sure.
When you were younger, did you ever think that a certain place was haunted? Bitch I still do lmao.
What were your school meals like? Did you enjoy them? This really depended on the menu for the day. My school lunches were nowhere near as bad as some people make theirs sound, but most things still weren't great. I think school pizzas are the most notoriously bad.
What kind of granola bar did you eat most recently? I had a cashew bar earlier today.
Do you have any books on your shelf that you've read multiple times? I never reread books.
What did your last post on social media concern? That I personally wrote, something regarding subtle racism still being racism, pretty much.
How do you feel about people using graphic images as a scare tactic to promote their beliefs? (i.e.: PETA, abortion…) I have mixed feelings on this. Like sometimes seeing the brutal side of certain things is definitely useful in opening someone's mind to things they don't want to see/think about, but then there's that, too: it can just be so invasive and unexpected, and thus very upsetting and even scarring. I'd say I'm most for the "appropriate" social media route: using censorship that the viewer can decide whether or not to remove. But you obviously can't do that in like, a public protest with a sign, so idk.
Which is harder for you: writing creatively or academically? Honestly, both are pretty easy for me. I enjoy writing creatively far more, though.
Do you think gender neutral bathrooms are a good idea? I think it's fine to have them as an option.
When was the last time you voluntarily went outside of your comfort zone? Just talking about stuff in group therapy recently.
Would you ever use a dating site that costs money, like Match.com or eHarmony? Have you known anyone who had good experience with such sites? No, and yes.
Do you think it’s fair that people are able to make a reasonable salary and live comfortable lives just by making YouTube videos? Yes? It takes charisma and talent in some area (humor, education, etc.) as well as consistency for it to be a reliable career, and just consider how often you hear about creators burning out. That happens for a reason. Entertainment is a valid job category and should not be seen as an unfair joke.
Whether you’re in college or not, do you become fearful about whether or not you’ll find a good job? Story of my life.
What is something you can only understand if you've experienced it first hand? Deep heartbreak.
Do you think it's a double standard that a woman can hit a man and expect to get away with it, but if a man hits a woman it's assault? Obviously. Abuse knows no gender, and hitting another person is just that. I do, however, believe in self-defense, also regardless of gender.
In terms of a wedding, put these things in order from what would be MOST important to be perfect, to LEAST important... Engagement ring, dress, hair, venue, ceremony, food, pictures, decorations, honeymoon. This requires too much thinking, haha... but I do know the quality of my honeymoon would be most important to me, given that that's personal time with my new spouse and not a public celebration. I feel like what goes on behind closed doors is more important and heartfelt than how you act publicly.
Do you have a go-to small talk conversation topic? Probably video games or music, idk. Define "small talk."
Does anyone owe you money? Do you owe anyone money? (Besides credit cards) Mom does. She just a few days ago had to borrow $100 for rent.
If someone was going to buy you any practical gift (anything except a house or car), what would you choose? It'd be dope as fuck if someone could pay for Venus' next terrarium, but that's a big purchase that I'd have a hard time accepting.
How many people do you know with the same first name as you? At least one, but her name is spelled differently.
What in your opinion is the best love song ever written? I'm not sure, but I can tell you that "When It's Love" by Van Halen has always been high on the list for me.
Was your mother married when she had you? No, actually. I thought she was until my most recent bday, I think. It was just part of a conversation.
How old was the first person you kissed? He was a few months into 18.
The first person you were in a relationship with, do you still care about them? Of course, he's a sweet guy. We don't talk or anything, but that doesn't mean I don't care about him.
Has anyone ever sang to you? Yes.
So, what if you married the last person you kissed? That'd be pretty rad.
What are you listening to at the moment? "Long Way Down" from the The Evil Within soundtrack. It's funny, like I've loved the game for many years, but I'm now in a serious semi-obsession phase after watching another let's play of it.
Have you read the The Hunger Games trilogy? I only read the first book. I loved it, but just never continued.
What is your boss’ (or school prinicpal’s) name? N/A
Who is the person you dislike the most? That I personally know, probably a former best friend, oddly enough.
Do you text your parents often? If Mom's not home, it's not unusual for us to text. I don't text my dad much because he's not a fan of texting.
Do you watch YouTube videos often? Pretty much always.
Do you know anyone with celiac disease? Sara, my aunt, and my cousin. Those are the ones I know of, anyway.
Do you currently have any alarms set? No.
How many cars can fit in your driveway? Barely even two. If someone else is here, they usually just park where the road meets the sidewalk of the cul-de-sac.
Do you have the ashes of a family member or a pet? Of my dog Teddy, yes.
Have you ever been involved in a car crash? Yes, as a kid.
Do you prefer flash or no flash on a camera? Definitely no flash. It's more natural, and especially with people, it obviously prevents red eye.
How often do you use hashtags? Just about never.
Have you ever had whiplash before? No.
Have you ever given another person or an animal a bath before? Pets, yes. I could never bathe another human.
Is there a birdbath in your yard? No.
Weirdest place you’ve ever had a cramp? Nowhere weird, I think...
How many lamps are in the room you’re in? How many are actually turned on? Technically three, if you count my snake's heat lamp. Right now that's the only light that's on.
Are there any activities you enjoy doing, but can only do for a short amount of time before you get bored or tired of them? Yeah, reading comes to mind first.
Is there anything coming out soon (books, albums, movies, video games) that you're looking forward to? I'm not up-to-date on this stuff at all, not even video games.
What is something someone recommended to you that you disliked/hated? I know Girt's recommended me music I haven't been a fan of. We like the same general stuff, but there are specific sub-genres we differ in opinion about.
Can you unwrap a Starburst in your mouth? ... There are people who do this to even know in the first place???
What is the last thing you ate? Popcorn.
Who is your favorite person to spend time with? Sara.
Do you know how to grill a steak? I don't know how to cook, period.
Do you have a large dog? We don't have a dog currently, but Mom is looking for one pretty intently. We don't know the size it'll end up being.
Do you like walking places? Absolutely not. I can't walk far at all without my legs starting to scream at me because leading such a sedentary lifestyle led to muscle atrophy in my legs. It's incredibly embarrassing.
Are you a fan of bands most people don’t know of? That's not uncommon for me.
Have you ever sent an X-Rated picture to someone? No.
Do you think your voice is higher or lower than average? It's deeper than the average woman's.
Do you have a pool? No, but I really, really want one... Given how easily I sweat, I would love to use swimming to strengthen my legs. I could also stop the very moment I feel I need to; it in general sounds like something I could quite easily do.
How many times have you been on a plane? Ummm including the trips going back, at least six times.
Favorite ice cream flavor? Oh my gooooood, if you haven't tried Ben & Jerry's "phish food"... fucking try that shit. It is innnnnncredible.
Do you have a TikTok? Nope.
Do you enjoy driving? Fuck no I don't.
Your favorite store as a teen? Hot Topic was and still is my fave, ha.
Favorite YouTuber? There's this one called Markiplier that I think's pretty cool.
How many online accounts do you have? A LOT. My whole life is essentially on the computer, so... .-.
Do you tend to always be in some sort of drama? Quite the opposite.
Do you collect quarters from every state? No.
When was the last time your living room furniture was rearranged? Not since we moved into this place.
When you were little did you like watching Cartoon Network, Disney or Nickelodeon more? Disney probably topped Nickelodeon. I didn't watch much CN.
Who was the last person to kiss you on the cheek? Either my niece or nephew when saying bye.
Have you ever seen a magic show? Yes, as a kid. I even had a magician for my bday once.
When was the last time you vomited and why? It's been a year or so. It would've been a side effect of starting a certain med that I didn't stay on because it so consistently made me sick.
Where do you usually sit when you eat dinner? Either in my bed (I know) or at the dinner table if Nicole is here to eat with us.
What time do you usually go to sleep at night? It's typically around 7:30-8:30, occasionally a bit later. I can't believe as a teen, it was my "rule" that I couldn't go to sleep before 10:30 because it was "too early." Nowadays, I can barely imagine regularly staying up that late.
Do you avoid using public restrooms? As best as I can. I've seen some nasty shit.
What’s your favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip. How basic.
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Trey:
Has an ability to mimic or amplify abilities/powers of others, as well as telekinesis
Was previously part of a group of people who also had abilities, however after mistreatment and other issues within the group, he left.
He's got a good wealth behind him.
Extremely gentle
Handsome ;)
Loves photography
Has lavender hair
Respects all
'Secretly' Plays violin
Lowkey a sugardaddy
Hamrish Benat:
Has four eyes!
Pink and blonde hair
He loves parkour (as in climbing buildings and leaping around in gyms)
Has PTSD (There are two AUS of which I default as to how he obtained it)
Ready to deck a bitch
Trained nurse
Loves teddy bears and fuzzy pink socks.
Also goes by Hami/Hayden
Andy peters:
Strong, kind.
The quiet Big Type, doesn't always talk, but his heart is in good places.
Wishes he could do more
Buff + Tall
Wears a pair of dogtags.
Has red streaks in his hair for the fun of it
Is extremely brotherly to Adrian
is friends with Hami
Adrian Géarán:
Nervous Malnutritioned anxiety filled tired mess
Has emotionally linked fire abilities (does not like having them)
likes to make little robots!
Easily bullied
Missing an arm
Struggles with normal life
Blames himself for Andys death
Looks unintentionally vaguely like Fry from Futurama
Chris:
Leader of a summer camp for kiddos
Huge fan of the outdoors
Loves to garden
Red head with freckles
Healthy!
Good build, a little on the below-average male height
Likes to hike
Loves kids
Strong but pacifistic
Great smile
Surprisingly a little shy around other adults
Bisexual
Himbo energy
Douglas Connelly:
Just a regular chubby guy
His chub is only important because this man gives some of the best hugs, he's like a marshmallow
He is outwardly confident about his size, even if it sometimes worries him internally
He loves music, loves to groove in the kitchen while making snacks
Always open for roommates and new friends (one of his roommates is a hot bartender called Donovan)
A bit awkward but he tries his best.
Tucker:
Badass
Bunny hybrid (ears :3)
White hair
Likes to wear denim jackets
Fast runner
Has had experience working in the force
Izekiel Iris:
Bruised and abused in a facility
Was turned from human into A being of made of Paint (Useful? no. Fun? yes. Rainbow blood anyone?)
Loves painting
Wallflower
Easily anxious
Loves to draw on his own arms
Matthew Libelle:
Aka Matty
Very delayed development wise as well as Autistic
Very much a texture lad, soft blankets are his thing.
Doesn't like loud sounds ( who does honestly).
Tries his hardest to function normally but it's hard.
Watermelon colours are his fav. Green hoodie is his fav.
Has watermelon pink hair.
Gale:
Eldritch bab
Was cursed by a group of guys who were messing with magics they didn't understand
Did in fact murder said group of guys and is traumatised by the idea he has become a monster
hears voices
Has Tendrils that have burst out of his back
Has the ability to move from this realm to the Eldritch planes and back. (is terrified of said planes)
Doesn't have a home
Black curly hair- frizzy- shimmers like Slick oil
Shy type kinda, tall Pale. cold.
Kinda wishes he could just go back to normal.
Would really like to eat some fresh warm bread.
Rowan maverick
Was abandoned as a teen
Also known as Rogue/Red.
Lost some of their tongues making them mute
Trained Assassin.
Previously part of a cult
Addict to painkillers (Caused by the mental issues from the cult and the loss of tongue.)
Bad with Physical affection
Could use a friend
Jace
Cop/Ex Cop.
Laid off after an incident
Has a pubby called Otis
Likes the occasional beer
Dad energy
Issac Merewen
Was previously a Teacher - grade 11/12s
Kidnapped and kept Drugged the hell up.
Was given the new name: Jess/Jack. AKA The Jester
Now has Amnesia problems .(Anomic aphasia)
Was stored Cramped in box.
Needs glasses. (Long sighted. Cant see Infront of him for shit without glasses. He specifically likes round ones :3)
Natrually Blonde
He was very inspired by the Chitty Chitty bang bang scene, “Doll on a music box”.
- He naturally has two different coloured eyes :D
-He likes podcast n occasionally audiobooks. Its good for learning/remembering words, and way easier than straining his eyes. Although it is upsetting occasionally when he can remember more of a book/podcast he’s into more than real words or real-life things.
Tyrone Li
Incubus.
Wise, Patient, caring.
Brown tattoos wind up his hips and torso, curling around his chest around his heart, and around his back, flaring at his neck.
Glasses.
Loves plants and flora
Sex lost meaning when he was younger. He wants true intimacy again but he wants to find the right person..
Glamors hide the following features:
Tail, brown that gradients into Green, Leaf like tip.
Horns, curled. (green tipped :0)
Glamors break usually after a certain period of time regardless of feeding, however, during bad situations/fight the body may unglamour to reserve the last of its energy.
Caspian:
Basically immortal but can die (Reincarnations)
Not a pacifist, but not instantly into violence
He was blessed by the Heart of the Ocean (Shes wonderful <3)
Can control water, can do minor healing with water
Can make water bubble/ boil when angry
Glowy veins when powers are active
He has had many many lives
Soft..caring..Doesnt remember alot of his past..
Doesn't know how many times hes died
Doesn't have alot of family or friends
Goes on many adventures
Elio Solren.
Nickname: Sunshine
Good lad.
Is a shapeshifter
Dealt with being told he was happy and always upbeat. People leaving or ignoring him whenever he wasn't started building this sense of need to be happy all the time for others.
Lots of struggles with self image. Being perfect. Appeasing everyone. Poor self body love/self body image.
Is scared about The hate from humans about shifters. The jealousy and fear about them being able to hide behind other faces.
Smiles to hide the pain
Punk/hipster vibes
Intricate golden tattoos
Doesn't open up easily
Doesn't like to admit to being in pain
Kotori
AKA Corey
Owl lad!
Bright yellow piercing eyes. But is totally blind. (Face scars)
Loves music.
Plays the uke.. hums..sings sometimes.
Big wings- like barn owl.
Likes to perch in trees
Jeremey Caulfield
Winter baby
Was left bleeding in the snow at some point
Father Lovely old man (John)
Mother died (Ellie)
Birthday December 23h
Blue eyes
Black hair
Russel
Box boy
Glasses
Red hair
Real sweetheart
Really needs more dev ; ;
Jules
Loves tofu n chicken
Touchstarved
Stubborn af
Kicks ass!
Has Sass
Wears binders/sports bras for Lotsa running n such
Black hair big messy pigtails
Dark brown eyes.
Has a navy bear sleeps with it ‘doesn't care’ about it but does
Gymnast/kickboxing. Bandages around hands
Loved swinging bars since being a kiddo
Trampolines!!
Participates in Underground fight ring to make easy money
Sleeps on just a mattress
Has a laptop for study work but she's slowly giving up on bothering.
(She's not one originally but Werewolf Jules is one of my fav things)
Miles
Part mole, part orphan
Lives underground
Very light-sensitive
Is colourblind
Absolute nerd
loves tinkering with things
is scared of humans
very foggy memories of his parents.
Leilah/ Lei
Can make/control shadows.
Owns a Magic skull(Speaks to it)
Lives in the woods
Wears a skull to spook off people from her woods
Has Tattoos that are shadow/absorb shadows
Kinda bad at maintaining friendships
Emotionally Distant
Wears a cloak.
Bao Ketsuyki
Blood magic bab
Short
East Asian.
Pink/red medium length hair
Big pretty red flower scar from blood magic use on her shoulder/ back.
Little bit foolish, little bit reckless.
Has almost died a few times from her magic use.
Oran Audun
Pale
Punk
Irish
Plays Guitar
Writes in journal, occasionally song lyrics, occasionally little messy ink drawings.
Easy to aggravate (On edge) however is trying to learn how to meditate and be calmer
Covered head to toe in scars but still tries to find confidence in himself. He doesn't find it unattractive, but he feels like others have no need to witness his scars.
loves wearing leather/fabric wrist bracelets
Unwelcome hands have used his body as a research object
Very very against physical contact, needs to break into it.
Ray
Social worker works mainly with kids.
Has a Shy guy tattoo.
His family consists of a Good ma, younger sister, and super baby brother
Dad died but dad was good.
Dirty blonde hair, kinda messy
Short, 5’
Socks the pupper is his helpful lil buddy (hes so round and white and fluffy)
Super dad vibes.
Owen
a hockey player n gymnast.
His mother died when he was about 9.
has an older brother who is a bit of a big jock type
quite protective and caring of his two much younger siblings.
ended up in a nasty scuffle though at some point during his more competitive years in Hockey
This leads to following his passion for Gym
Pole vault, the rings, trampoline.
Still plays hockey among mates or strangers on the weekends in the cold months tho
Ends up taking a position as a gym teacher for kids after taking a childhood course since he was so good at it.
actually a really sweet guy
Soft but likes his sport and jokes.
He can hold his own somewhat more than he appears.
has blue tips/stripes in his blonde hair.
He often wears varsity jackets or baseball tees. As well as a couple other sport wear shirts. (A. Good few are from his bro ofc. Free merch)
He's short but he's got a fairly decent build on him.
He's got a surprisingly good tackle if you aren't careful. And a good grip strength.
Nohea
but everyone calls him Noah.
Works at a Boba tea cafe..
likes to surf.
has an Epic board.
Back and shoulders all littered with lines and tic tac toe-like scars.
he's the type to brush off any questions and change topic while smiling. But not super bubbly. Just. Go lucky.
has a few friends who like to hang out at the cafe
Was in a surfing accident that involved a lot of rocks.
Ila
4’8 Soft. Short.
Ready to protect.
Loves to bake!!!
Smells like a vanilla cupcake most of the time
Isn't afraid to fight although isn't trained
likes Yoga ( and yoga pants)
Needs glasses but doesn't wear them (tsk tsk, unless tryign to read recipes)
Dyes hair silver/white
Jake
Homeless
Snake hybrid can transform his lower half from human legs to tail
Also has fangs, and therefore venom
He's got a lot of sass
Can be a bit of an asshole but soft around the right people
Isn't used to kindness
doesn't cry easily
Steals food
Mac Hiato
Also known as Caf
5’6
Very Grumpy.
Very often has bags under his eyes.
Hoodie is life
Insomnia has serious trouble sleeping.
Has nightmares of strangulation
Occasionally sufferers sleep paralysis
Scared of dark- night lights
Owns a mouse called Bean
Does freelancing webdesgisn/coding as job.
Sits like a gay.
Lives on coffee
Minorly Lactose intolerant
Has One bad eye
Neema
Egyptian
Mechanic
Her dad's a mechanic and used to bring her to work all the time
dead mum: which affected her ability to emote.
Works part time at the garage
Dad likes to bring gifts on their small catch-ups that happen every once in a while.
Sheeee. Suffers a bit of resting bitch face.
she's kinda stunted emotionally because she was raised by her dad, who, isn't great with emotions himself being a man's man and all.
She's very much a tomboy gal. Doesn't exactly get dressed up. because she finds it tiresome and not "her".
Also if she did/does have friends the nickname Nemo 100% crops up because it's sadly alll too fitting but also kinda sweet.
She's actually really into cars and mechanics. Which is one of the few good reasons her dad and her are close.
She's hard to get to know, very quiet. And if you're someone who dominates the conversation she won't speak up much, but you'll be surprised to how much she's listened.
Just because she looks tired and done doesn't actually mean she feels that way.
Samson (Lemonade boi)
His name is Samson, but he prefers Sun/Sunny. (Other more affectionate nicknames include Lemondrop and Sunflower.)
He really likes going out to markets and stuff like that, little stalls or knick knack shops to find the odd kinda items.
He also really likes wandering big forests. (Hes got some o that fae energy) He collects various cool stones/rocks/plants from some of them. He also has some small vials from waterfalls and ponds he’s encountered)
He wants to practice magic to become a witch! He loves the candles and rocks and other cool things that come with the craft. (He inherited things from his father)
He really likes loose fitting shirts too, like flowy things, ones with sleeves that drape past your fingers, or has extra fabric on the bottom that dangle down past hips. (Sometimes they come from the ladies section just because they’re softer and have more variety. Others from op shops and other niche little stores.)
He bought a cologne from a witch that looks cursed but the only curse is that it makes the one who puts it on smell like citrus..so not much of curse. (The bottle looks fuckin neato tho)
He looves fizzy drinks. Doesn’t mind his alcohol either, however it takes a surprising amount to get him on his ass despite looking like a serious lightweight.
He’s pretty average in build, bit of muscle in his arms, some fat on his thighs. Slight pouch of a tum (cause no ones flat and thats unrealistic :<)
He’s about 5′4. So not tall, but not the shortest of the short.
He kinda likes to backpack about. Not staying in places long if they get boring. Which means he is kinda jack of all trades when it comes to work, offering to fix things for pay, lots of casual work doing various things.(One of his favorites was helping a little old lady run a paint shop.)
He occasionally snorts when he laughs and tries not to.
He has his ears pierced, and he has a little yellow gemed stud in his nose.
The ring around his neck he found in the middle of a patch of mushrooms.
He has a couple other tattoos. One of them is of bubbles up his wrist :3 He also has some stars on his ankle, and a sunflower on one of his fingers on his left hand.
He’s not super in to gardening but he does have his lemon tree. He also wants to grow some mandarins
His eyes look silver in a lot of lights, but occasionally there’s some strange hints of yellow, and other times blue.
He has freckles!!!! that look alot like bubbles ;)
He has a twin brother called Fraser.
Scrunches his nose
Hides his laughter behind his hand
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How to stay productive when on your period (while on quarantine)!!
I've been trying my best to do something (even just finishing an assignment or reading a book) every day, in order to not feel like a pointless piece of shit. I was succeeding (sort of) but today period cramps hit me BADLY and I honestly can't bring must to do anything. So! Tips on how to stay productive even when all u wanna is to curl up and die!!
1. Okay the first issue is probably getting out of bed. Not gonna lie, I spent a whole hour maladaptive daydreaming this morning, but what could have I done to avoid that? Possibly think of food. Breakfast is what gets me up every single day (I just love Italian breakfast okay), so I usually think about that. What I'm trying to say is, when you're like "I could just stay in bed all day", think about something that you can do as soon as you get up, like watering your plants or taking a shower. Having a routine is sort of helping me with this, but that's completely up to you.
2. Put some comfy clothes for fucks sake. Even if wearing fancy stuff may make you feel like you're still in "normal life" (and not on quarantine), I think sweatpants and a hoodie or t-shirt are still a solid choice for when you're feeling like shit. But please PLEASE don't stay in the clothes you slept in, even if you slept in "normal" clothes. Just. Take a shower and wear something else, it will help.
3. Do not forget to eat something. Eating food that contains a lot of iron might help if you have particularly painful cramps, but I don't know shit about alimentation so maybe ask someone else??
4. The heat sort of blocks cramps, so use a hot water bottle or heating pads (I have no idea what they are but people say they work idk). If you'd like, you could drink a warm tea, better if it's a herbal tea or chamomile tea or anything relaxing really.
5. Okay, here comes the hard part: actually doing shit. I think using common productiveness techniques here is what works best, for example breaking down each task in smaller tasks (for example breaking a chapter into paragraphs or topics). Overall, all brains are different so just pick what's good for you. Personally, I feel like studying through YouTube videos works well for me because it gives me general knowledge about what I have to study without going into details, which makes studying a bit more fun even when I'm unmotivated as fuck (see School of life on YouTube).
6. Don't! Bloody! Overstress yourself!!!! You're still on your period okay, which makes hormone levels go woooosh and I guess your brain might be a lil less functional than usual.
7. But still, do something, anything really. Lying in bed all day will absolutely make you feel terrible, so even if you're having a hard time getting our of bed (example: me) just do homework or work from your bed. "If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain." This is where YouTube videos come in handy!!! I was also gonna open a Tumblr blog where I'd post random lessons (but like, explained in a nice way) but idk if anyone would like that, it would mostly be philosophy, maths and art, but I'm good at all subjects so idk idk.
8. If you really really can't get up and study (or maybe you don't have any work/studying to do), do something you love but never have time for. For example, I love reading, but during school I'm always too tired to read anything. But guess I'll spend the rest of the evening reading Pride and prejudice.
9. Finally, the best advice and only advice I truly follow: make a Tumblr post talking about how to bear your own responsibilities when you have period cramps. Which is what I'm doing.
PS: Don't beat yourself up for not being productive enough for one day, or two days, or three days. Just brush it off, maybe it is your fault (that's what y'all's brain is telling you right?) SO WHAT? You can only solve that by trying better next time.
I'm currently telling y'all how to be productive while lying in my bed all curled up thinking about how much I wanna die. So, if you think any of this advice is good, guess what bitch I'm literally the same as you, so if I can give good advice you can bloody take it. Gute nacht hoes
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[DMC Headcanons] That Time of the Month with The Sons of Sparda
AN: So... specifically, the sons and grandson of Sparda... being Dante, Vergil, V, and Nero. Also, there is no gif with all four being in the same frame :( The top one is close enough I guess...
Topic: Where The boys have to deal with a S/O on her period.
And yes, this is dealing with menstruation, ladies. Because I am in pain.
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Modeling the period off of my experience with it... Terrible back pain, cramps, irritability, cravings, and other uncomfortable bodily functions.
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Dante
He’s not around women a lot, but even he knows that a woman on her period is not a fun time.
Dante fumbles when it comes to taking care of his lady love during that time of the month.
Sure, he’s cautious as all hell because Lady had put him through hell, but he doesn’t know what much else to do to take care of his s/o
His s/o would have to walk him through it with time, or give him a crash course of things to remember.
The first few cycles would be hell because Dante would forget what to do at times.
Like, he’d remember to get a heating pad, but not the hot tea... or he may try to drag an unwilling s/o to go hunt or something...
The lack of forethought ends up with his s/o either yelling at him, ignoring him, or brought to tears.
Any time Dante’s s/o gets upset, Dante just feels so guilty... so after a few months, Dante pretty much gets the whole time of the month thing down pat.
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Nero
His experience with Kyrie has scarred him since childhood.
He and Credo have become wary of girls and women, while they are on their period.
Kyrie’s tempered demeanor usually tends to become extremely volatile, so Nero’s been trained to expect the unexpected when it comes to that time of the month.
Unfortunately, Nero tends to generalize the symptoms and treatments, thinking that if hot chocolate worked for Kyrie, it would work for his s/o.
And that was the start of some trouble for Nero... not realizing that his s/o had different preferences (cravings and comforts) than Kyrie...
This might make his s/o a little emotional, whether she understands that Nero didn’t really mean to offend or not... it’s kind of shitty when your boyfriend says, ‘but Kyrie felt better by doing this or having that...”
Telling Nero that he has to treat all women differently comes as a slap to the face, since he hadn’t meant to offend at all
But he pretty much gets the hang of it within the first week. If you want tea, he’s got you. Whatever you want or need, he’ll get it within the hour. The world can wait, you can not.
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V
V hasn’t been around women in a while, but he remembers enough about his mother, where he tends to sympathize with his s/o.
V understands that his s/o might become a little volatile during their cycle, and will give them lots of breathing space while keeping near just in case he is needed.
When his s/o wants to be independent, he’ll step back and watch until he observes that his s/o might need some help.
He’s quiet, but observant, so V’s generally on top of getting what you need for your period.
The first time he is with you during your period, he doesn’t assume anything and watches for what you need, doing his best to provide for you in a timely manner.
After the first cycle, V has everything about your needs memorized for the next time.
The very day that your next cycle starts, V is by your side with whatever you need before you even have to ask for it. You want a hot water bottle? It’s already being pressed into your hands. You just want to lay down for the day? V is completely fine with setting up the blankets and pillows for you, putting your favorite movie/tv series on, and making food for you for the rest of the day... or week if needed.
Also, you want cuddles? He’s totally down... and so is Shadow. (cuddly fluffy panther :3)
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Vergil
This stubborn fool. Like V, Vergil remembers how much his mother endured during her period, but like an idiot, has not managed to connect the dots that his s/o might not appreciate his snark while she’s irritable.
Vergil will suffer immensely until he learns. I guarantee it.
And he’s stubborn, so Vergil doesn’t learn quick. No matter how smart or intelligent he seems... Vergil will take nearly two months to even recognize that his s/o is in pain... both from the period cramps... and from his callousness.
I think it will get to his s/o quite a bit... making them think that he doesn’t care about them... and it will place strain on their relationship. And honestly, it might take his s/o sobbing to Dante or V or Nero for Vergil to get his shit together.
because.. you know... Dante, Nero, and V might actually kick Vergil’s ass for making you cry.
And then, he’ll start to see the error of his ways and beg for your forgiveness... well... not beg... he’ll most likely start to silently pay attention to your needs...
Or beg on his knees if you’re on the verge of leaving him.
If you take him back, or if you’ve forgiven him (the fool that he is), Vergil tries to go above and beyond to treat you like the fucking queen you are.
You also have this period of time to make him your bitch. Because he loves you and doesn’t want you to cry, and will therefore tolerate a loooooottttt
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Turtles react to!; Red Alert!
Request; Hi there. I like your writing and I wanted to ask you something, what do you think would be the turtles (2016) reaction if their GF was on there period? I mean, it's something they gotta deal with, right?
Of course! This is something this turtle boys will need to deal with their pretty lady, so Off we go! And thanks 💛
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Leonardo:
Well, first of all he will panicked, they didn’t went to school but Mr. Donnie over there gave them some biology classes, so he knows what’s going on.
Following his boyfriend instincts he will embrace himself.
He tried to search it online but he was too embarrassed.
When you arrive from work/school, he huggs you an cuddles with you.
When you have cramps he doesn’t know what to do and Oh Boi panic attack.
He just asks you directly what you feel and what you want, and being the nice girlfriend you are you stop the urge of screaming and you kindly ask him for a heating pad.
He kisses you endlessly and hugs you until you sleep.
Almost dies when he realizes that this happens every month.
“Don’t worry, I won’t stop hugging you.”
Raphael:
Probably he is the one that understands you the most, but he feels a little bit unaware.
He realizes there will be no sexual activity when you are on your period.
When you arrived with puppy eyes he huggs you and kisses your forehead.
When you have your mood changes he understands it and plays along.
Chocolate and almidol? Yes please.
This is a new Raph, he is quiet, listening to you rant about everything (You tend to rant more than usual.) and agrees to everything you say.
He gives you his big oversized clothes for you to feel warm and cozy.
Watching movies and kissing, check.
“Yeah Babe, she’s such a bitch, yar right.”
Donatello:
Time to get scientific Baby; Donnie knows almost everything about this topic and he is prepared.
Well, at least he thinks he is.
When you don’t want him to touch you because well, you feel a disgusting bloody mess he doesn’t know what to do.
He runs to check his biology book unconsciously leaving you alone.
With an angry grin you follow him, and when you realize what he’s doing you feel so loved and cared you start to cry.
Another panic attack Oh Man. He hugs you and tells you how much he loves you.
On the small couch he has in his Lab he covers you with an old blanket and cuddles with you.
While you keep crying and telling him how ugly, fat and weirs you feel he knows (and I know too), that you’re are a beautiful, strong and capable woman and he tells you that again and again.
“I’m here Pumpkin, I will be here forever.”
Michaelangelo:
Altho he knows what’s going on, he completely forgot it, so when you storm to the Lair in your (cute) grumpy face, he runs and prepares everything for you.
He forgot get, Um your changing stuff, the one you asked him, lucky for him, April does him the favor.
He picks your favorite serie in netflix and gives you his favorite blanket.
He orders pizza, brings the snacks and he keeps gossiping with you all night long.
Tummy massages for his Babydoll.
When cramp monster attacks, this boy is prepared, and heating pads are ready with extra kisses.
When you feel to tired, he just feeds you like a little baby, and well you are his Baby.
He does his best to make you laugh and forget all your pain and he nailed it perfectly.
“She is cheating on him? I told ya Sweetheart, that conversation you heard was shady.”
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Thanks for the request💛
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C posted a pic of herself in character (racing movie) on her IG. I have to say the expression she has on her face, she has down pat ala season 4. 🤷♀️😂
Beware, she is in a mood PMSing big time and spoiling for a fight. She may be in need of some numbers for all her movie promo so paps know her name next time she poses for them at an event. She may get that attention by making headlines being the agressive feminist she wants to portray she is. Wow, such a daring woman facing off some troll and metioning tabu women topics such as bleeding and bloating in public. Applause. So so brave choosing to address that one comment and question from all the ones she gets. It is cow with a wig all over again LOL What happened to suggest you ignore as best troll policy? It is hard ain’t it?
I, for once, want to thank the one asking cause even though I wouldn’t ask myself I too wanted to know the answer. So it’s not just posture or intolerance, it’s her period. Wonder if she gets cramps as hard and strong as I do? Anyway, imo her little attitude has her coming all she’s getting. Body talk and all. Her being a woman doesn’t make her nice or my friend. That feminist concept of all sisters is pure bullshit. Just because one has a vagina doesn’t mean she can’t be a total bitch too.
But back to the topic of C choosing carefully her likes and comments. She has the guts to pull shit like this but she can’t own her very public fiance or relationship. Sorry but allow me to think she’s all facade and little substance after the stunts she has been pulling for years but specially the last two.
Also if she won’t talk about her fiance or her wedding we run out of topics of interests to ask about, I mean no one gives a fuck about her politics or plastic use or organic shit so...
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how to handle upset stomach after a binge and when restricting or fasting.
[TW: eating disorders, laxatives, restricting, fasting, binging, emetophobia]
as someone with 3 digestive conditions, a relapse always manages to screw up my digestion and overall comfort. I'm sure that there are others who feel that sentiment strongly, so I'm gonna share some of what works for me.
general upper digestive system issues (heartburn, acid reflux, nausea, etc.): antacids are my go-to medicine. however, they come in a lot more forms than you might realize! if your symptoms are minor, regular tums will work just fine.
i also like to use alka-seltzer tablets mixed with water, mostly because the fizziness combined with the medicine really helps settle my stomach. (hint: if the taste of regular alka-seltzer is too gross for you to handle, put some lemon juice in there. lemon is a natural anti-nausea agent. even smelling a lemon takes my symptoms away sometimes.)
if you're terribly nauseous and don't want to vomit, the scent of rubbing alcohol helps, as does peppermint oil. if you're in public, it's nearly impossible to gag while humming or clenching your left thumb tightly in your fist.
if you have nausea associated with acid reflux, skip the ginger. ginger tends to make that a lot worse **when ingested**. However, smelling or topically applying ginger oil does help considerably.
for acid reflux, sleeping with your head elevated is a good idea. during the day, there are a bunch of OTC medicines that help. There are some purple capsules called Prilosec OTC, and the active ingredient is Omeprazole. They work like a charm and are usually inexpensive. I would always suggest capsules over tablets for acid reflux because tablets tend to make the back of your throat feel like it's on fire the second they hit the acid that's already there. 10/10 would not recommend. also, if you're gonna get non-gummy chewable antacids, please drink a bit of water before you take them. acid reflux can make your mouth feel dry and antacids combined with a dry mouth feels disgusting.
if it isn't reflux, ginger comes in many different forms. I find that anything that allows me to taste and smell the ginger as I ingest it helps a lot. ginger drops are good, but usually don't give long-lasting relief. ginger tea is better because it allows for you to sip with each wave of nausea and settles your stomach. ginger capsules are good if you're okay with waiting 30 minutes for them to kick in.
upper digestive issues after a binge: for me, the worst thing i felt when i habitually binged was the nausea. usually, the reflux got better when I binged and worse when I went back to restricting.
for nausea after a binge, Nauzene tablets are a lifesaver. they look DISGUSTING. they taste DISGUSTING. they work within 4 minutes. they're worth it.
emetrol is a liquid version of Nauzene, essentially, and it is NOT WORTH IT. it works within 15 minutes and wears off almost as fast. and it tastes like absolute horseshit. thats a hard pass for me.
i wouldn't suggest antacid tablets after a binge because you need to drink water with them, and drinking water after a binge makes you feel bloated, in my experience. gummy antacids, however, are a lifesaver. I would not recommend gummy antacids with a hard shell on the outside. they taste and feel chalky.
upper digestive issues during restriction or fasting: tea is a life-saver for heartburn and nausea while restricting and fasting. if calories concern you, drink with an ASPARTAME-FREE 0 calorie sweetener. I recommend Stevia. chamomile, peppermint, and lemon lavender are my personal upper GI go-to teas. just about any tea will work, though I would suggest avoiding citrus or cinnamon.
if it's night-time and your symptoms are severe, boy do i have a reccomendation for you: alka seltzer brand mixed-berry flavored gummy antacids with melatonin. these bitches will have you heartburn and nausea free within 10 minutes, and if they don't? that's okay, your ass will be KNOCKED OUT before you can even complain. these are especially helpful for getting through a fast, because sometimes, the best thing you can do for comfort is sleep it off. plus, they're sweet, and they have an added benefit of helping with low blood sugar and dizziness from fasting and restricting.
for lower body digestive system issues (bloating, diarrhea, constipation, pain) in general: when you're bloated, anything minty will usually help. peppermint or spearmint leaves (just chew them), a LOW DOSE (1 or 2 drops) of peppermint oil mixed into tea, etc.
for diarrhea, my best reccomendation would be to NOT TAKE AN ANTI-DIARRHEAL. unless you want to not shit for 4 days while feeling like you need to every few minutes, that's a nope from me, dog. nah, instead, I would suggest eating mild food. the BRAT diet is always my go to: Banana, Rice, Apples, Toast. A bonus is that those are all generally "safe" foods. they tend to be bland and easy to digest, which makes the loose stool stop sooner. also, make sure you're drinking enough water, because dehydration is the main reason why loose stools have killed people in the past. don't drink a ton of water at once, though. space it out throughout the day.
also, normal Pepto Bismol liquid is my favorite for bringing diarrhea to a stop without causing constipation. I would suggest keeping a big bottle of it in the fridge if you're prone to loose stools. I personally find Pepto Bismol tablets to be ineffective in handling symptoms as quickly as the liquid. the liquid coats your esophagus and stomach, which helps with upper GI symptoms too. DO NOT USE CHERRY FLAVORED PEPTO BISMOL unless it is literally your last option, because it tastes HORRID and you will never forget the taste. it will enter your nightmares and pervade your senses when least expected. you think I'm being dramatic, but I promise you, you would regret it.
for constipation, do not take a ton of laxatives. the last thing you need on top of all this mess is an accidental laxative addiction. laxatives don't do shit for weight loss, and they get your body dependent on outside help for digestion. don't even start it.
one stool softening pill is fine. if it doesn't work, don't try and jumpstart the process. instead, take the RECCOMENDED AMOUNT of a fiber powder, or eat some foods high in fiber (these tend to be low-calorie). a quick google search should bring up a list of high-fiber foods.
for abdominal pain, I recommend heat in some form. a hot bath, a heating pad, a hot water bottle. if you're out in public, there are these portable heat patches that you can buy in a four-pack. they're used more often for joint pain, but they help a lot if your stick 'em on your tummy too. if you are a person who gets periods, these help with cramps too, just as a side note. DO NOT USE HEAT PATCHES WITH CAPSAICIN IN THEM. THEY WILL BURN YOU. I don't just mean you'll feel a burning sensation, I mean that I left one of those on my stomach for maybe 10 minutes and sustained a first degree burn from it. nothing makes stomach pain worse like adding another layer of pain to contend with.
If you're restricting at any level, DON'T TAKE PAIN MEDICINE FOR ABDOMINAL PAIN OR ANY PAIN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU it'll make you so nauseous and it's honestly the quickest way to get an ulcer.
kaopectate is great for lower digestive issues but for the love of all things good keep it in the fridge and don't get the vanilla kind. the taste of warm vanilla kaopectate is beyond horrid. not as bad as cherry Pepto, but close.
Imodium pills are usually pretty helpful too. Kaopectate works better for me, but I'd try both to see which one is most helpful for you personally. In terms of overall effectiveness, they're equal, but Kaopectate works faster.
Final notes:
1. I am not encouraging anyone to develop an ED in these tips. I'm just trying to help people feel better. having an ED doesn't mean you don't deserve basic comfort and symptom relief.
2. if you have dogs or kids running around, do NOT let them get ahold of any minty essential oils. peppermint, eucalyptus, spearmint, etc. will all cause children and pets severe breathing problems. kids have died from smelling peppermint oil. don't use essential oil diffusers at all with kids in the general vicinity.
3. I am not a doctor. I'm a sick person with way too much time on my hands and a severe illness phobia. please don't take my word as law. if a certain medicine works better for you, cool! I'm just giving my personal experiences and trying to help y'all avoid the medicine mistakes I've made. also, if you're on prescription meds, ask your doctor before taking other OTC meds.
4. eating disorders suck. these symptoms that we have to deal with because of them suck. if you are in the initial stages of an ED and you're reading this, get help. if you're in the late stages, get help. it is never too early or too late to get help. no good therapist or doctor will ever tell you to come back when your symptoms are worse, and if they do, they need to have their license revoked. the mere presence of eating disordered ideation or intent is enough to merit treatment. if you think it's too late, it's never too late until you're dead. don't let it get that far, please. you can be happy. you can be healthy. you deserve to be happy and healthy and alive. you deserve to thrive. you deserve to be okay.
i love you all. if you ever need ANYTHING, I'm one message away. i hope y'all feel better soon. 💞
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