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#not that I can’t do it when other ppl r there but I’m shy
filmcel · 1 year
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Oh i love watching movies alone because I can scream and giggle all I want
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sckfrk · 5 months
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i can’t be into ppl being embarrassed about farting as i can ppl being confident or god forbid obnoxious about it. like yeah okay i get the appeal of someone being super shy about it and apologizing and blushing but idk. like i want to be embarrassed about you doing it. i want you to release some awful disgusting noise and make me be the one to comment on it or have to be quiet and visibly red in the face. or having no care for if my head is laying on your stomach or thighs or next to you on the couch or your ass even, just doing it anyways. doing it because you know the effect it has on me and no matter what i say you know my mind is racing. like even if i act annoyed we both know i’m not. doing it in public or somewhere else where i’m forced to just be normal about it like you didn’t just activate my entire body. and god help me if you actually say something about it. if you acknowledge it to me. if you make me unable to just ignore it and not say anything about it. or like waving the smell at me or not letting me move or something else that is, in any other case, so very very obnoxious and gross. like yes, i am gross and depraved and i do like it when you do that and i am going to be horny anytime you do it. it’s like an on button for me.
tl;dr ppl who fart confidently r hotter TO ME than ppl who do it shyly (this is no hate to anyone these r just my personal opinions everyone kink how u want)
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alexithykia · 1 month
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all ur ship posts are so cuuuute lexi ! ! :3 i wub the lil bits of dialogue u thread throughout them too hweheh they r such a cutie addition ♡♡ naturally i come bearing a question regarding ur two recent ship posts : about arle + diluc ! how do you think they would talk about you when you're not around ?? what kinda things wld they say n how wld they say it ? is it rllie easy to tell the wub they have for u through their words n expressions ?? ♡
miss coco !!! am sososo late 2 dis becuz i was finishin posts >///< forgive miii !! thank chu sososo much waaah !! they r all done 4 now… i wan’ add more info 2 them another day but i did supaaa gud catchin up on dem c: now i get 2 edit mi pinned post a liiil — n’ thank chu 4 askin !!! i luuuuv answerin these askies ;3;
uuuu waaaahhh… i thinkies they wld be verrrryyy similar sometimes !!! except arlecchino wld not talk abt mi very often. not unless lyney n’ the others ask abt mi first !! most of da kids know dat i work for the palais mermonia so they know why i’m away !! i thinkies she defends mi a lot tho.. am not exactly the most fascinatin person for the kids to see date “father” so sometimes they have things to say… she treats it like a betrayal to the house !
defo created rules regardin mi for the house to follow to stop the rude talkin.. her tone always softens a bit when she talks abt mi otherwise !! vry common for the twins to use mi as a scapegoat becuz she gets considerably more lax when am mentioned ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა she avoids a lot of their eye contact too ! i get them out of a loooooot of troubles !!
thinkies she wld always tell da kids that i wont play wiv them or help them study if they don’ behave while am gone… verrrrry rood !! i will help them regardless, she’s just usin mi as a threat :c
whereas diluc is similar becuz he gets supaaaa soft too !! kaeya keeps tellin mi how easy it is to get his way wiv diluc n’ all he needs to do is bring mi up !! his eyes always soften n’ u see how his cheeks heat up becuz he gets all shy wiv mi as a conversation (///▽///) he likes to boast mi piano skills when am not there becuz i can’t argue wiv him !!
always praises how gud i do wiv kids too… makes ppl thinkies we r expectin kiddies or plannin them !! he wont admit dat but i wld if someone asks c: diluc tries to steer clear of dat topic for dat reason but kaeya likes to wind him up n’ brings it up on purpose if hes wiv him !!
depends who he is wiv but sometimes he gets supa vulnerable abt bringin mi up when am not there… goes on abt how much he luvs mi n’ his plans for da future togethers !! ໒꒰ྀི˶ ◞ ˕ ◟˶꒱ྀི১ n’ he tells adelinde abt how scared he is to mess dis all up !! she tells mi just so i can scold him lots !!
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firstdivisiongirl · 3 months
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Heyy, I’d like to request a match up from Tokyo revengers. Specifically a boy.
My pronouns are she/her.
I’m a Sagittarius. (Not sure if that helps in any way)
I would say I’m ambiverted. I enjoy my time alone and need time to recharge, but I also love to see people and be social. I usually attempt to initiate conversations with people I meet, but usually if they fall on the more quiet shy side I don’t really put in the effort unless I’m rlly interested in developing a friendship/relationship with them.
I talk about anything under the sun once I get the vibes that we get along and that we are comfortable w each other. I could consider myself a funny person (at least that’s what I hear from most ppl I hang around). I would say I have a dark sense of humour, but only indulge in it if I know that person is comfortable and finds that kinda stuff funny as well.
Likes: I rlly enjoy trying new foods, I’ll pretty much each anything, but I stay away from dairy stuff, rlly strong tasting vegetables, are meats with the gooey fat in it. Sometimes the oils in the fat is way too rich for me and the texture makes me gag.
I rlly rlly like going out to dinners w my girl friends
Love amusement parks and night markets
I enjoy going on trips to wherever, love the idea of travelling with friends or a significant others,
I’ve been trying to stop, but I love drinking with friends. On weekends I’m out with friends at the club or a random persons house or wherever the night takes us. Usually get home at 3-4am.
On weekdays I like to chill out, I’m either working, at the gym, or shopping online for clothes or grocery shopping. I try to do something productive everyday, even if it’s something small.
I rlly rlly enjoy the gym, I feel like it’s the perfect place for my favourite things. I love music and I can do that while lifting on the smith machine or going on the treadmill and just zoning out and day dreaming 😂also a perfect excuse to not text anyone back and to not have anyone bother me. I rlly like to check myself out in the mirror once I’m done. I feel like after u lift heavy weights on ur glutes ur ass gets rlly pumped😭😭
I love shopping online on FaceTime with my friend. Sometimes it can take hours, but whatever. Love to buy new make up and try new things for the weekend. Probably have a bad spending habit, but it’s ok the money will come back.
I enjoy reading. Usually stuff about psychology, philosophical stuff, business or any sort of fiction. It’s hard for me to start, but once I do I can’t stop.
I love deep talks with people, I feel like sometimes it’s hard to come across that. Usually ppl have small talk or surface level conversations, while it’s not a bad thing I don’t particularly enjoy it as much. But, I don’t necessarily hate it.
I love to just drive around aimlessly so I can listen to music. If I could I would just walk around outside for that, but I feel like I would look dumb walking on the same street back and forth. I like any kind of genre as long as it’s pleasant to my ears.
I like cooking as long as I have all the right ingredients.
I like watching those drama reality tv shows when I’m alone or with a girl friend. Like love is blind on Netflix. Idk if you’ve heard of that but it’s messy and entertaining. Not rlly a good thing, but sometimes I like to watch ppl argue😭. I love horror movies, but ONLY if I’m with a significant other or a group of friends. I like actions movies etc all of them. Not rlly a fan of the dark drama movies unless I’m feeling emotional and it fits the face of the day.
Dislikes: not rlly a fan of hypocritical ppl.
I don’t like ppl who get moody easily or if they’re having a bad day they make sure EVERYONE is having a bad day. If ur mad go b mad by yourself.
Don’t particularly enjoy it if smo doesn’t know or like to have fun. Everyone has their dislikes and I can respect that, but for me I’d like to b around smo who can enjoy things.
I don’t like it when ppl r unnecessarily loud. Pipe down. More specifically (shion and sanzu)
Don’t like guys who can’t have fun w their girl’s girly stuff. Like just have fun.
I don’t get along w ppl who can’t take a joke or can’t joke around. Ppl who r dead serious all the time.
I get annoyed w ppl who don’t rlly have common sense. If they ask a question w a very obvious answer. Smth like that. Or create a problem for themselves and I offer a very much different easy solution and they just don’t like it.
I don’t like ppl who r very goody two shoes. It’s not bad to have a good head on ur shoulders, but through my teen years I’ve always been surrounded by a lot of trouble makers. The girls I would b with are much like me, yk normal but quite accustomed to messed up things. A lot of the guy friends that I have/had have been to jail or been involved w not so morally good things. It isn’t a good thing to say or what not, but for a good portion of my teen hood and a little now I’ve been surrounded by a lot of immoral stuff that I didn’t realize it was because it was so normalized. ( this is not me bragging because I rlly don’t think it is smth to brag about). But, I’ve realized that because of all this I’ve noticed I find it very hard to truly get along with ppl who have grown up in a more clean environment. I’ve always felt I had to bite my tongue or not truly b able to say the things I wanna say. At my work I’ve let things slip and I can tell my coworkers r sometimes a little taken back. I myself don’t indulge in those stuff, but when we r talking stories n stuff I don’t realize that the stuff I am talking about r not normal. I always feel like I can’t rlly open up about personal stuff and etc because that other stuff that I have seen or been associated with is going to b a part of it. It’s like telling a story to ur mom and stopping halfway cuz u realize ur about to snitch on yourself😂
I always feel happy when I’m able to find smo who can relate or have similar experiences and I can rlly unveil myself. It feels very freeing and comforting.
I dislike hot n cold ppl.
My type:
I am rlly fond of guys who r cold on the outside, but are the sweetest to their significant other or ppl they love. Makes u feel extra special😂and it’s also cute
I like guys who joke around and can take a mean joke.
I like playful guys
I like guys who will worship the ground u walk on
I like guys who r happy to spend money on u
Very turned on by a guy that would protect u and will fight for u.
Unfortunately, I do like those bad boy types😭BUT not to me. That’s a no no.
And add on is if he has status. Not a must have but it would be nice. Like yes baby pop off 😭🫶🏼
I love men who lead the way for u. Initiates plans, wants to do things w u. Like to go out w u. Brings u home. Basically I don’t have to use my brain around him.
Love a man who wants u to meet his buddies. Brings u to his house etc
I want a man who will go to the gym w me. Let’s build our booties together.
This sounds messed up, but I’d like a guy who has been through smth😭I only say that because a lot of the time ppl who have been through smth traumatic become perceptive to other ppls emotions what not and it would b easy to bond and relate to things. Basically I want a guy who can see through me.
I like tattoos. Not a must, but it’s nice.
Personality:
I’ve been described as a bitch when I first meet ppl because I have a rbf, unfortunately. But, when they get to know me they say I’m quite kind. Sometimes I am taken back because I do feel over the years I’ve gotten a little cold and I do believe that ppl do feel it sometimes. I’ve very quick to cut ppl off despite knowing them for many years. In the past, I would definitely believe in second chances, but if u did what u did then that’s it. Although, from ppl that I got to know very closely they say that I’m very sweet many many times. I remember one of my coworkers was kinda just staring at me and she was like “ur actually a very sweet girl inside”. I was rlly taken back but it was nice. Same w my mom and best friend. Literally that word “sweet” has been used over and over I’m not sure why. Maybe I rlly do come off as a cold person and I don’t realize it😭
I would say I’m very polite and good at reading ppl.
Im pretty straight forward. I make jokes out of any situation even if it’s bad. But, if ik it’s serious I’ll give heart felt advice and words. I would say I’ve reserved my sympathy and love for ppl that I choose. It kind of goes against about me saying that I’m a sweet person, but that’s what most other ppl were saying so we’ll go w that.
While I do keep my walls up for ppl on the outside, when it comes to ppl I choose to be in my life I would do anything for them.
I have been called a “player” by most of my friends, but idk I’ve never seen it that way. If I know a guy isn’t good news I will mess around w him, as he’s probably doing the same. Although, if I know a guy genuinely has good intentions for me I’ll open my heart up to him and treat him w the same respect and so on. A lot of ppl misunderstand my character a lot and sometimes it does bother me, but it’s whatever.
I can tease ppl quite a bit, and sometimes it annoys them, but I find it quite amusing. I will make sure to apologize after though 😂
Sometimes ppl think I’m mean because I can be a liiiittle too sarcastic and may come off as me being dead serious, but I’m not.
I make out of pocket jokes all the time and say things that ppl want to say, but don’t. And I’ve grown comfortable w doing that because they do laugh since ur saying what everyone is thinking. A little confusing, but yk😭
I would say I’m quite a confident person with new ppl. When it comes to guys I don’t feel shy even if they’re rllyyyy cute. Although, if I genuinely like a guy I do get very flustered and nervous. With guys I don’t have any intentions with, I feel like I usually lead the way, but w a guy im talking to I feel like a little girl😂
I find a lot of things fun and always make smth out of nothing.
I’m pretty in control with my emotions and can be very analytical w my thoughts. But, when it comes to ppl I genuinely care about I’ve noticed all of that goes out the window.
I can feel pretty jealous when it comes to a significant other, but then my thoughts contradict that. For example I’ll FEEL jealous but I’ll be thinking “lol why would he ever have his eyes on another girl when he has me, personality, looks and everything”. Basically saying that it’s impossible for him to do anything grimy.
I am very understanding and smart with other ppls emotions and decisions. (If that makes any sense)
When I get angry I don’t allow myself to take my anger out on whoever. I always calm myself down and then talk to them calmly and rationally.
Sometimesss I can be a little selfish without realizing it. But, I make up for it when it’s pointed out or when I realize it. It’s been a work in progress.
Looks: I got black long hair. Might cut it a bit shorter for change who knows.
I have lash extensions, but not those heavy butterfly lashes.
I get my nails done. Pedicure manicure.
I have a cursive script tattoo on my collarbone. Wanted to get smth a little classy looking. I have a nose stud. Used to have a ring but switched it.
I also have Japanese kanji between my b00bs. It’s hidden so only for a special smo to see. It sounds funky, but I promise it looks good😂
I wear jewelry, not tooooo much though. A good amount.
I have an average amount of b00b. My bum is quite there. Time at the gym has rlly been fruitful😗
Style:
During chill days, I would say my style is more laid back, but put together. I usually wear a small purse w whatever I have. Very feminine looking especially during the summer and spring. I like wearing long or short skirts. The long ones I like tight so I can show my curves. Summer and spring varies between clothes like that. Winter time I would say smth more comfy. Usually converse w those tna flare pants. And a nice cute top. Usually smth loose. Maybe a knitted top.
On weekends I go all out. When I go to the club I wear heels and smth tight😭 usually curl my hair or straighten it. Nice winged eyeliner etc
If we’re drinking and we don’t go to the club I’ll wear smth nice but with shoes.
If me n my friends r going to those expensive restaurants, I’ll wear smth classy looking. Have my hair in a blow out if I can accomplish that. It’s very hard, so usually I’ll just curl it. I feel like curling hair softens ur features and makes u look more approachable.
Anyways that was very long. I didn’t mean to make it long, but I got carried away😭I hope u can respond 😋<3 (plz don’t give me draken, kaku or mikey. But, if u do it is what it is🫡OR HANMA N KISASKI)
Hi. As I’ve said before, I take all characters into consideration when I do a matchup. Lucky for you, you didn’t get any of those characters you didn’t want. I did give you a more controversial character though. So, I hope you like it.
You Got…
Taiju Shiba!!
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First off, he has tattoos. And you cannot tell me you get abs like that from not working out!
SPOILER ALERT 🚨: He ends up owning a restaurant so he would only take you to the finest!
I think you would be able to calm him down if he gets really angry since you understand being angry.
I picture rooftop club dates.
I will argue anyone who disagrees with me on this. I think he is secretly a softy. He just had to grow up too fast. He cared enough to leave them because he knew he was always going to be a monster.
Lastly, he’s been through a lot.
This man is literally your ideal type!
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sixzeroes · 2 years
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high school boys.
summary | a drunk night with your cousin’s best friends leads to a little fraternizing with the most mischievous of them all; lee donghyuck.
characters | donghyuck x reader(f); ft. cousin!jaemin, jeno, renjun, karina (aespa).
genres | smut, pwnp, non-idol au.
warnings | profanity, alcohol consumption, underage drinking (korean age), kitchen sex, sex on the counter, gagging, pet names (babe/baby), tipsy rina cockblocking bc she needs a cup of water, mischievous hyuck, all filth with bad smut writing lmfao </3
word count | 3.7k.
pls read!! in no way am i sexualizing teens; in korea, the school year starts in march, seven months later than north american schools. in this ff, mc is the same age as hyuck, but bc she’s not from korea, she’s already graduated and in university whereas 00l + rina are set to graduate soon in february. hope that makes sense!!
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you: jaemin who the fuck are the ppl in the living room
In the heat of the bathroom, you crouch against the locked door, ears attentively listening for any voices that sound from the other side. Your heart beats at a rapid pace, resonating louder than the running fan. Sweat mixes with the shower residue and you briefly ponder if you need to step in the shower again. One hand clutches the bath towel hugging your damp body, the other gripping your phone for dear life. When you fail to receive a reply from your cousin, you furiously send another text.
you: JAEMIN!!!1!1!!!
Beyond the bathroom door, you hear a girl call, “Jaemin! You’ve got a text from someone!”
“From who?”
“Uh—‘Thanos’?”
Oh. That’s you.
In a matter of seconds, your phone buzzes from a new notification. It’s from Jaemin.
bane of my existence: ??? what
you: the ppl??
bane of my existence: they’re my friends
you: can they leave?? or move into ur room?? i need to pass by and i can’t w them there
bane of my existence: tf? don’t be shy just walk past us damn
you: dude. i’m in the bathroom naked. you: all i have is a fucking towel you: u should’ve told me ur friends would be coming over at 10 fucking pm
bane of my existence: i forgot lol we came straight from school
you: asshole you: my clothes r in my room so pls relocate ur friends ???
bane of my existence: ur so annoying
you: thank u ily <33
“Let’s move to my room,” you hear Jaemin say, a chorus of agreements following shortly. It takes less than a minute for the party to move from the living room to Jaemin’s bedroom, a text message from the boy letting you know that the coast is clear.
Slowly, you push yourself up from the bathroom floor, a spark of pain jolting down your legs—a cramp from crouching for too long. You turn off the fan, unlock the door, and poke your head out to scan the area. The living room is, indeed, void of any humans, allowing you to dash across without being caught semi-naked.
You click the bathroom light off, prop the door open, and sprint to your room as fast as you can. The door to your bedroom closes with a soft bang behind you.
Safe.
A feeling of ease settles within your gut as you move over to your closet, digging around your suitcase to find a set of undergarments to wear. After slipping on some comfortable pieces, you grab a black sweater and toss on a pair of white sweatpants. You flop on your bed, ready to scroll through your social media.
And then you remember the dirty clothes you accidentally left in the bathroom.
Specifically, a beige bralette and a pair of bear-print underwear.
“Shit, shit, shit.”
Panic rises to your throat as you scramble off of your bed, twisting the door handle and scurrying out of your bedroom. You dart to the bathroom, but it’s too late; the door opens as a boy clad in a school uniform shouts, “Hey, Jaemin! Tell your girlfrie—woah!”
You nearly crash into his tall figure, frantic eyes making contact with his surprised ones. Just behind him, you spot your undergarments littered on the floor. Embarrassing.
“What do you want?” Your cousin’s voice grows louder with each word until he’s standing at the doorway of his bedroom. His eyebrow cocks up upon seeing you. “Y/N? Are you seducing my friend or something?”
You reel back in disgust. “No! God, Jaemin. Just go back to your friends.”
“One of my friends is in front of you, trapped.”
Ah, right.
You glance at the guy Jaemin’s referring to and stiffen. He’s hot, lowkey your type, but adorns a playful smile. He reeks of mischief.
“Are you the owner of those cute panties in the bathroom?” he muses, leaning against the doorframe. If you weren’t feeling hot before, you sure are now, embarrassed out of your mind.
You clear your throat. “Yes. Now, move aside, please. I need to grab my cute panties.”
When you try to step into the bathroom, the guy shifts over to effectively block you from entering. You glance at him with mildly puzzled eyes, and he returns an amused expression. “Hey, come hangout with us.”
“No thanks,” you decline, “I don’t hangout with high schoolers.”
Jaemin snorts from behind you. “You’re literally the same age as us.”
Fuck you, Na Jaemin.
You regret leaving your room. It would’ve been better had you just stayed snuggled underneath your warm sheets, letting Jaemin explain to his friend the undergarment situation. At least then, you wouldn’t have had to endure whatever embarrassing predicament this is.
But here you are, in front of the bathroom, a hot guy standing in-between you and your bear-print panties.
You’re about to push past the hot guy barricade when a girl steps out of Jaemin’s bedroom. She spots you, and her head tilts in confusion. “You guys were taking too long. Who’s she?”
“My cousin,” says Jaemin. “Y/N.”
You awkwardly smile.
“Oh, oh!” Her eyes brighten and she clasps her hands together. “I remember you telling me about her. Will she be joining us?”
You purse your lips. “I was just about to go—”
“We have drinks,” the guy whispers, catching you off-guard. “Soju, beer, chicken.”
Well, that’s something you can’t pass up on.
“—go join you after I wash my hands!” you beam, and the girl cheers. From your peripheral vision, you see Jaemin’s friend smirk. “I’ll be there in two minutes.”
You watch as Jaemin ushers the girl back into his room, following through after tossing a ‘hurry up!’ to his friend. Great. Now you’re all alone with his insufferably good-looking friend.
“What happened to ‘I don’t hangout with high schoolers?’” he teases.
You scowl at him. “You’re even worse than Jaemin.”
He simpers. “Am I?”
In response, you finally shove past him, walking over to your undergarments and scrunching them up in your hand. You turn around to leave, but he’s still there, his smile never falling.
“Don’t tell any of your friends about this,” you say, gesturing to your undergarments with a red face. “Please.”
“Sure,” he replies, smug, “but only if you have some fun with me. You’re too cute to lose.”
It’s easy to discern the sexual innuendo in his comment, and the brave boy’s words leaves your entire body burning.
Pervert.
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His name is Donghyuck, and he is, indeed, the most mischievous of them all.
“I think Renjun would look cute wearing Rina’s skirt,” he suggests, flopping an arm around the drunk blonde. “Don’t you agree, Jeno?”
You look at the most built of them all—Jeno, the only one of Jaemin’s friends you’d heard of and Donghyuck’s twin brother. The said boy’s got his back against your cousin’s bed, one arm on the mattress, the other supporting a drunk Karina. He shrugs at Donghyuck’s words. “Renjun wore it before, and he looked like a fairy gone wrong.”
“Hey! I’m not drunk!” Renjun slurs—a lightweight at its finest. He flops forwards, laying on the floor. “But I’m g’na take a nap.”
You suppress a snort, and take a glimpse of your cousin. Jaemin is knocked out cold on the floor, two empty soju bottles scattered beside his head. Unconsciously, your hands reach for your phone, and you snap a photo of his drunk state.
Perfect blackmail material.
“Let’s play truth or—let’s play truth or dare!” Karina shouts, slumping into Jeno. “No—let’s play Monopoly!”
Donghyuck chugs the rest of his soju bottle and lets out a satisfied burp. “I’d rather play a game of Overwatch.”
You watch as Karina pouts, wailing an ‘I hate you!’ before toppling to the floor. She’s the third one to blackout. Only you, Donghyuck, and Jeno are awake.
Slowly, you stand up, your head buzzing from the amount of alcohol you’d consumed. You’re drunk, but you’re sane enough to walk on your own.
“I’m gonna go back to my room now,” you mutter, garnering the attention of the Lee brothers. “Bye bye.”
You don’t wait for a response, stumbling out of Jaemin’s room and into the dim corridor. Neither your aunt nor uncle are home tonight, down at the countryside for some business retreat.
It’s too dark for you to move around, and you nearly knock a portrait off the wall. To stay safe, you shuffle over to the living room, dropping onto the couch. Dazed, you decide to take a quick nap to sober up before finishing the journey back to your room. Currently, it’s twelve a.m. At one, you’ll go back.
You wake up at three a.m. to a loud bang from the kitchen.
“Shit,” you hear a guy swear, and your sluggish mind manages to process the familiar voice.
“Donghyuck?” you yawn, sitting up on the couch. The boy startles at your presence, having been unaware of your sleeping form on the couch. With a much clearer mind than three hours ago, you push yourself off of the couch. No headache; the alcohol is no longer prevalent in your system. You walk over to where he is in the kitchen, rubbing your eyes. “What’re you doing?”
Donghyuck lifts a glass cup up. “Grabbing water. Want some?”
You nod, another yawn escaping.
While Donghyuck pours you a cup of water, you heave yourself up onto the counter. The house is dimly lit, the only source of light being the moon. You watch Donghyuck place the jug back in the refrigerator, handing you the cup afterwards. You quietly thank him, grabbing the cup and taking a small sip. The cold water feels like a slap to your taste buds and you cringe at how dry your throat is.
“Sober now?” asks Donghyuck, back against the counter. He’s looking ahead, past the living room and through the window at the city lights below. You take a moment to admire his side profile—he truly is your dream man (physically).
“Yeah,” you clear your throat. “The nap helped a lot. How about the others?”
He downs the water. “Dead. Knocked out cold. They’re all heavy sleepers once drunk, so they won’t be awake ‘til lunch.”
You blink. “Jeno was drunk?”
Donghyuck chuckles. “You’d be surprised. He’s one hell of a lightweight, but he’s good at acting sober. Jeno was out of it the moment he took his third shot of soju.”
“Wow.” You didn’t expect a sturdy guy like Jeno to be an absolute lightweight. “And you? How’re you feeling?”
“Hm,” hums Donghyuck, “better. Definitely don’t feel like puking anymore.”
“Same,” you giggle. You lean your head against the cupboards, gazing down at the guy. “Your uniform is all wrinkled. Don’t Korean schools give you bad points or something for improper uniform wear?”
“When I’m in school, yeah.” He turns to stare at you, and you suck in a sharp breath. Donghyuck looks a little too good underneath the moonlight. “Why? You gonna dock off points?”
There’s a suggestive tone and you perceive it instantly. A part of you is feeling brave, a little (a lot) horny, and it’s difficult to not follow along when a guy as hot as Donghyuck is interested. Playfully, you twirl a lock of his hair around your finger. “Should I?”
Something in Donghyuck shifts, and he positions his body to face you, inching himself between your legs. His hands clamp onto the edge of the counter, and he gazes up at you with hooded eyes. You’re not too familiar with the world of sex, but you’ve encountered enough horny high school boys to know what Donghyuck wants.
And he’s in luck, because what he wants is what you want, too.
“Have I been bad, Miss Y/N?” he coos, a thumb circling your clothed hip bone. “Do tell me what I did wrong. I’d love to know.”
“Your uniform is such a mess,” you purr, gently caressing his tie. “I think I’ll have to dock off five points for that.”
“Oh, but that’s too mean. Any way I could gain back those lost points?”
You lose yourself in his lustful eyes. “Maybe if we have some fun…” With courage, you tug his tie upwards, his body jerking along as a result. You smile coyly. “One point back each time you make me cum.”
Donghyuck licks his lips. “Bonus points if I make you cum more than five times?”
You gulp. “Yes.”
Perhaps you should let Donghyuck know you’re a virgin; it’s a vital piece of information that any person should know prior to intercourse. But you miss the chance to inform him as he presses his lips against yours, tongue prodding at your teeth. You let his tongue slide against yours, the heat sending your pussy quivering. At least you’ve locked lips with guys before, so you’re not a mess trying to return Donghyuck’s passion.
He kisses you fervently, hands secured on your waist. Your own fingers are tangled in his wavy hair, plummeting deep into an abyss of excitement. With every second that ticks by, your heartbeat accelerates, the kiss awakening a certain type of desire you’ve never experienced before.
“Donghyuck,” you whine when his hand grasps your inner thigh. His lips ghost your neck, eyes fixated on your every expression.
“Hey, are you a virgin?” he breathes, pressing a kiss on your collarbone.
You nod. “I’ve only been fingered before.”
“So I’m your first,” he grins, seemingly cocky. You roll your eyes. “Should we move to the bed then?”
“No,” you whisper, firmly gripping his shoulders. “I’ve fantasized about being fucked in the kitchen.”
Donghyuck smirks. “Oh? You’re quite kinky for a virgin.”
You pinch his cheek. “Virgins have wet dreams, too. Idiot.”
“Noted.”
His lips envelop yours again in a hungry kiss, his left hand hovering above your waistline. When you force his hand down your pants, Donghyuck laughs into the kiss.
“Needy, baby?”
“Shut up,” you mutter. “Cocky motherfucker. Pervert. I’ll take off more points if you keep teasing me.”
“Aw, don’t be so mean.”
You don’t get the chance to refute as Donghyuck slips a finger into your panties, prodding your clit with the pad of his middle finger. You nearly squeal at the sudden touch, a knot starting to form in your stomach. Watching your face, Donghyuck drags two fingers down your slit. Pushing the tip of his fingers in, he then glides them up, grazing the sensitive skin of your labia.
You let out a shaky breath. “Do it already.”
Donghyuck’s response is to shove two fingers in at once, an easy feat considering how wet you’d gotten from kissing. Weak whimpers tumble from your lips, your body leaning against his shoulder for support. His fingers work as if its rent is due, relentlessly moving in and out of your pussy. You try to keep your moans to a minimum, but it’s difficult to stay quiet in the heat of the moment.
“Shh, babe,” whispers Donghyuck, “don’t wake the others up. What would Jaemin do if he saw his best friend fucking the living daylights out of his cousin?”
Jaemin would probably ban you from entering Korea ever again.
“K—Kiss me,” you shudder, tangling your fingers in his hair. “Help me stay quiet, Hyuck.”
Something in Donghyuck’s eyes change when you use his nickname.
You’re left breathless (literally) when the boy tilts up to kiss you, his mouth devouring yours with a newfound ardour. His fingers prod your sensitive spot, and you feel a fire spark in the pit of your stomach. Over and over again, Donghyuck shoves his digits into your heat, garnering mewls and writhes of pleasure from you. With a harsh thrust from him, you cum, a shaky gasp spilling from your throat. Donghyuck attaches his lips to your neck as you come down from your high, leaving pretty marks as evidence of tonight’s fraternizing.
“Shit,” you sigh, head falling back against the cupboards. Gazing down, you see the bulge in Donghyuck’s pants. You lean down to kiss the boy, trailing a hand down his chest and tracing the outline of his hardened dick. You elicit a gasp from him, and he curls his fingers inside you, resulting in a soft exhale from you.
Slowly, you remove Donghyuck’s fingers, feeling empty when you do. You hop down from the counter and nearly topple forward, but he catches you with a chuckle. “Don’t you think it’s a little too early to fall for me, babe?”
You slap his bicep. “Shut up, moron. I don’t even know you.”
“True, but you’ll get to know my body better soon enough.”
You nearly shriek when Donghyuck grasps your waists with a strong grip, spinning you around to push you on top of the counter. Your hands land flat against the marble top, the surface cool compared to your rather sweaty palms. He tugs down your sweatpants, rough with his actions. Instead of taking your panties off as well, Donghyuck chooses to keep them on, and you yelp when the waistband slaps your bare skin.
“Oh, dear,” the boy tsks, disapproving the noise you made. You hear him rustle from behind. “Can’t have you waking up the others now.”
You attempt to look back. “Hyuck?”
Donghyuck kisses your ear. “You okay with gagging?”
You choke on your spit. “I—Yes, yes I am.”
“Good.” he murmurs. Seconds later, a tie appears in front of you, and the fire rekindles within you. Donghyuck gags you with his school tie, tying a messy yet secure knot. “Tell me if it’s too tight, baby. Don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Mhm,” you answer, muffled.
“I’m putting it in now,” he purrs, and as he does, you feel his bare dick rub against your ass. His cock falls into the crack between your cheeks, the tip nudging your clothed slit. He smears his precum all over the crotch of your panties, the liquid mixing with your own.
Desperate, you groan, “Hurry.” Only, you’re gagged, so it comes out sounding more like “Huh-hee.”
“Patience, Y/N.” He croons.
Donghyuck drags his pointer finger down your back and over your folds, teasingly poking your hole before moving the fabric aside. You moan when his dick enters your pussy, a slow penetration so you can adjust to his size. When his hips connect to your ass, you revel in the way he fills you up.
“God,” he growls, “you feel so good.”
There’s no wait time as Donghyuck pulls out, plunging into you with all his energy. Repeatedly, he rams his dick into your cunt, finding a quick-paced rhythm that has you struggling to stay quiet. You can feel the tip of his penis graze your cervix with every thrust, the boy bottoming out. His force has you laying on the counter in a heap of whines, the immense pleasure sending you into overdrive.
“Hyuck,” you chant his name, albeit a little muffled.
“Keep saying my name,” he groans, accelerating his steady pace. Donghyuck’s hands keep a firm grip on your hips, screwing you with fluid thrusts. You fall apart at the seams, barely staying intact with the help of his embrace.
The fire spreads throughout your entire figure, flames licking every part of your body. A knot forms in your stomach again, and soon enough, your orgasm crashes into you like a wave. You whine as Donghyuck continues to chase his high, ramming into your sensitive cunt with all he’s got.
“Shit—I’m cumming,” he pants, snapping his hips into your ass at an inhuman pace. “Fuck, fuck, you feel so damn good.”
Donghyuck empties into the condom, slumping onto you as he does. He holds the position for a while, his cock in the warmth of your pussy, his lips littering kisses on your nape. You breathe heavily, and so does he.
“Huh? Who are you?”
Panic overwhelms you at the sound of a fatigued Karina, and Donghyuck quickly draws out of you. Your hands jerk up to unravel the tie, muttering a ‘thanks’ when Donghyuck pulls your sweatpants up. Tossing the tie aside, you swivel around just in time to see Karina exit the corridor, stumbling towards the kitchen. She’s tipsy, possibly still drunk. Either way, she’s not sober, and you thank the heavens that she isn’t.
“Rina,” Donghyuck softly rasps, his pants sloppily hanging onto his hips. The dirty condom has been tossed to the ground, hiding behind his feet. “What’re you doing up at this hour?”
“Got thirsty,” she yawns. “Oh, hi Y/N. Neither of you able to sleep?”
You fervently shake your head. “No. We just, uh, were talking about life.”
It takes everything Donghyuck has to suppress a snort and you jab him with your elbow.
“How exciting.” She yawns again. You watch as Karina heads for the refrigerator, attentive to her every move. She grabs the water jug and asks, “Hey, Hyuck. Can you pass me a cup?”
Donghyuck nods, picking up a random cup from the dishwasher and handing it over to the girl. The two of you observe her under the dim moonlight, praying she doesn’t catch onto the deeds that had occurred just minutes before. Karina downs the cup of water, letting out a satisfied hum after. She sets the cup in the sink and begins to shuffle out of the kitchen. You inaudibly sigh, about to snatch the tie when she abruptly spins around. You stiffen, standing awkwardly next to the counter.
“Goodnight guys,” she mumbles, “hope you can fall asleep soon.” With that, Karina steps out of the kitchen and back into the corridor. When her back disappears into Jaemin’s room, you release a breath you didn’t realize you’d been holding.
Donghyuck stares at you, and you stare back at him. Simultaneously, the both of you break out into silent fits of giggles and laughter.
“Poor Rina,” gasps Donghyuck, clutching his stomach. “If only she knew what we’d done…”
“I hope she never finds out,” you whisper back, fighting a silly grin. “Anyway, grab that condom, Donghyuck. We’ll need to throw it out in my trash can.”
His eyebrow cocks upward. “The one in your bedroom? Are you inviting m—”
You flick his forehead and roll your eyes. “Take a break from being horny, stupid. You’ve been asking for a fuck since our first meeting. But,” you glance at him, soaking in his tousled state, “you still have three more points to go.” At that, Donghyuck smiles—the same playful smile from earlier in the night. Your cheeks grow hot.
This morning is going to be a long one.
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ZOOM CALL
⇢ meeting two
jeon jungkook x (f) reader
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⇢ series masterlist
summary: Most notably, there’s one group project waiting for you, which leads you to Friday. Sitting at your desk, bright and early, absolutely dreading being assigned to your group. genre: fluff, slice of life, smut (tags tba) warnings: ITS A SLOW BURN OKAY...., sweetheart jk, campus crush jk, college crushes, social distancing, zoom -_-, jk owns a keroppi plush, oc thirsts over his hot bod, jk’s sweet attempts at flirting </3 he’s just 2 cute for his own good ratings: e for everyone <3 wc: 3.7k
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notes: this took long bc i wrote one version but it was SO LAME u guys r lucky my friend and editor ( @kigurumu​ 🖤 ) stopped me from posting it. so then i had to reorganize my thoughts n b like girl. the ppl are waiting. get it together. anyway here’s zoom jk 😎
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Being grouped with Jeon Jungkook (he/him) for your first class on the first day of your first Zoom semester truly sets the standard.
By no means do your other classes suck; they’re quite enjoyable, more relevant to your area of study. They’re familiar which makes them comfortable, your Zoom meetings filled with faces you’ve seen time and time again the last four years. The material interests you, so you definitely don’t have anything against them or your classmates. 
That being said, no one is prepared for the awkwardness that comes with each and every Zoom meeting. You never thought you’d be embarrassed to turn your mic on— to speak in a class filled with your peers. And the meetings are all like that, filled with uncomfortable silences and endless black screens. 
You wish there was a Jeon Jungkook (he/him) in every class. 
Jungkook’s just got this bubbly aura to him, this magnetic presence that staples itself into the back of your mind with each passing day. No one fills a Zoom call like he does, making every person laugh and smile like him. 
Wednesday rolls around and you find yourself a little disheartened when you don’t get sorted into the same randomized group as him again. Disappointment melts into annoyance when you find out how incompetent your other classmates are, refusing to speak in the small group or just completely clocking out all together. A lot of them didn’t do the reading— the one you stayed up all night doing —and your first partnered assignment of the semester finds you doing it all by yourself. Muted mics, black windows, complete radio silence; you hated it all. 
You find yourself weirdly longing for Jeon Jungkook’s presence, even if he’s only there to talk about some movie he saw last night. No one is as much of a chatterbox as him, can’t even hold a candle to the way he draws everyone in with his mindless conversations. At least he speaks during Breakout Rooms, you think bitterly. 
Anyway, the first week of classes ends and your brain is a frenzied mess. There’s schedules to memorize, professors to impress, assignments to plan out. There’s definitely no time to sit around and fantasize about the curly haired cutie in one of your general classes. The weekend is spent trying to organize your planner, filling in due dates and exam days ahead of time. It’s your last semester and you’re dead set on making it your best one yet. There’s a lot of written work this time around, analyses and research papers that need to be organized. The road ahead is manageable, but you’ll have to work hard to keep it that way for the next five months. 
Most notably, there’s one group project waiting for you, which leads you to Friday. Sitting at your desk, bright and early, absolutely dreading being assigned to your group.
Jungkook is early this time, not like on Monday where he’d been one of the last to filter in, and he’s looking as chirpy as ever. Donning this horrendously hot pink shirt, completely unlike the neutral tones he’d worn during your last two meetings and that decorate his room, and the cutest pair of circle glasses sitting on his nose. He says his regularly scheduled ‘good morning’ to you all and receives a collective response from the rest of the class that not even your professor got. 
Speaking of the professor, you’ve been giving him the stink eye this whole time. Not that he can tell, given the fact he’s probably miles away in his own home while you angrily glare at him through your webcam. It’s this old guy who’s decided to sort you all into semester long groups for the class, which is the absolute worst. These types of groups always go the same way: you make a group chat promising to study together, those plans fall through, and then everyone just leeches off of each other for homework answers. And in most cases, it’s you handing over your homework answers because no one else ever bothers to do anything. Sadly, it’s a routine you’ve had to suffer through many times in your academic career. 
The thought makes you sick. Having to spend another semester being labeled as the bossy, nerdy dictator of the group? Not exactly how you wanted to spend the last few months of college, but there’s nothing you can do. Maybe this time around you’ll just let it be, won’t fight it (and by it, you mean your lazy classmates when they inevitably try to guilt trip you for homework) and simply let it run its course. 
“I’m going to put you guys into Breakout Rooms with your new groups!” your professor claps excitedly, and then you and the rest of your classmates are forced to watch him lean too close to the camera as he begins clicking around to find the preset groups he’s assigned the class. “Remember, guys, this is it for the rest of the semester. So if something isn’t right, let me know by the end of today.” 
Man, this was going to suck, you groan. The syllabus had said that the purpose of these groups was to keep you all connected with your classmates during these trying times, to give you the same opportunities in-person learning would. Frankly, you’re not too worried about making friends with everyone in this large class. Most of them are younger than you anyway, save for Jeon Jungkook (he/him) and a handful of others who are apparently in your year. Befriending lowerclassmen only to have to bid them adieu in a few months seems awfully sad, a little too heartbreaking. You really just want to get a good grade in this class, collect the last of your credits, and put this whole college experience behind you. 
Your thoughts are wrapped up by the pop-up message that appears on screen. 
The host is inviting you to join a Breakout Room: Group 12
You sigh, contemplate dropping this class for all of two seconds, before dutifully accepting the request. Worse comes to worst, you make up some lie to tell your professor that you’re allergic to group work and hope it works. (It won’t.) 
You sit through the mandatory loading screen for a few seconds before being abruptly dumped into your new room, Group 12, or so the message had said. There’s no one else here yet, which isn’t really a surprise. A lot of your classmates are probably like you, scowling at the pop up message every time your professor sends you into small groups before accepting the request. So you chill by yourself, eyes tracing over your own mirrored image. The notes on last night’s reading are neatly laid out before you, your copy of the book off to the side. 
Another beat and then, much to your surprise, Jeon Jungkook (he/him) is appearing in your room. “Oh,” he says, round eyes magnified by the thick lens of his glasses, the glare of the computer’s glow casting a funny shape across the lens that momentarily robs you of his pretty eyes. His pretty pink lips stretch into a smile, upper lip thinning out a bit when he flashes you those perfect teeth. “Hi, __,” he greets politely, bubbly. 
It’s embarrassing how much his presence affects you, your back going ramrod straight in a terrible attempt to compose yourself. “Hi, Jungkook,” you manage to get out, fingers nervously reaching for something, anything, to ground yourself. They land on a pencil. 
Jungkook doesn’t seem even the slightest bit aware of the commotion he causes within you. “I was really nervous for these groups,” he begins rambling right away, lips pushing down into an exaggerated frown as he shivers at the memory. “But I’m glad I got placed with someone hardworking like you!”
Despite how sweet he sounds, you’re not entirely sure if he’s buttering you up just to take advantage of your ‘hardworking’ attitude later down the road or if he’s genuinely being polite. The little information you know about Jungkook wants you to believe it is the latter; he’s very kind, sweet and nice in a way that makes everyone he speaks to feel warm. Still, for all you know this could be some elaborate ruse of his to make you trust him now and then convince you to do all the work for the rest of the semester. 
Tentatively, you ask, “and how would you know that?” You try your best to keep your usual snappiness out of your voice, pose it simply out of curiosity. But everything you say or do feels like a stark contrast to Jungkook and his bubbliness. 
His head tilts cutely to the side, imploring brown eyes looking at you for one hard second. And then, “I read your forum analysis from Wednesday,” he admits, breaking into a smile. Shy and tiny, bashfully looking down at his desk. “I thought your perspective on the piece was really interesting,” he says, lips pursing together as if he’s suddenly too embarrassed to admit such things to you. 
Stunned, all you can manage is one slow nod. “Thank you,” you eventually choke out, trying to ward the heat away from your cheeks as Jungkook sheepishly nods back, cute smile still on his face. 
“Oh, please,” he chuckles, raising his hand to rub at the back of his neck. “Don’t thank me!” 
It is in this exact moment that you are suddenly made aware of two things. 
One: despite his collection of soft sweaters and t-shirts, his bouncy curls and sweet smile, Jeon Jungkook’s body is neither as cute nor as soft as any of his belongings. In fact, Jeon Jungkook’s body is all hard planes and prominent veins. Arms beefy, biceps that bulge beneath the fabric of the short sleeve t-shirt he’s donned today. His shoulders fill out the material nicely, making him look broad and huge, but that’s not even the worst part, because—
—two: Jeon Jungkook is covered in ink. Dark streaks and swirls paint his forearms, curling around his elbow. Every inch of his pale skin is littered with tiny designs. They dance along the back of his hands, over his knuckles, and end at an unidentifiable point beneath the sleeve of his t-shirt. When he tugs at the neckline of his shirt in an effort to readjust it, you hope your eyes are deceiving you and that isn’t a hint of ink by his collarbone. 
Your normal composure seems to slip away at the mere thought. 
It’s Jungkook’s voice that brings you back, a soft timbre that asks, “aren’t we supposed to have someone else in our group?” You flinch as if you’ve been caught ogling him, never mind the fact he’s started mindlessly shuffling some papers around on his desk, not the slightest bit concerned with you. 
“Oh— um, yes. I think,” you stammer, feeling like some creep for ogling your very cute, very sweet classmate. The memory of his inky skin nearly sends a shiver down your spine as you navigate back to the class syllabus. “We’re supposed to have at least three people,” you read off, glancing at the boy on your screen who frowns at the news. 
“Do you think they dropped?” Given it was still only the first week of school, probably. There had been a fewer number of people in the call when it started, you remembered. Jungkook sighs, this rather light sound that ends in a hum. “Well, we can always wait a few minutes just in case.”
So you wait, nervously bouncing your leg up and down. It’s not awkward, or at least, not as awkward as it would be with anyone else. The other week you had silently sat with another classmate in a one-on-one discussion and hadn’t uttered a word for five minutes. It wasn’t because you didn’t care about the class, but because said classmate had been tapping away on their phone the entire time and hadn’t even responded to your simple greeting. That was awkward. 
With Jungkook it’s more weird than awkward. You can tell the silence makes him uncomfortable because he keeps doing these tiny inhales like he’s about to speak, followed by a little head shake where he seemingly stops himself from saying anything at all. He wants to talk, very badly it seems, but holds back for some odd reason. 
He’s scribbling on some sheet of paper, leaning forward to give you a view of the top of his head. From this angle, his shirt hangs forward and a silver necklace falls out from beneath the neckline, thuds against the table. And then your suspicions are nearly confirmed, and oh god, is that a chest piece—
You quickly look away. 
Robbed of his handsome face and feeling like you’ll die if you look at his body any longer, you settle for your newly acquired favorite pastime: inspecting your classmates’ rooms over Zoom. Yes, you’ll admit it is incredibly nosy, but what else can you do? You can only look at your professor for so long until you inevitably grow bored, attention drifting off to your classmates tiny windows. And with no professor in sight, just gorgeous Jeon Jungkook, you quickly begin your examination of his bedroom. 
Jungkook’s room is pretty much the same as you remember it, rather neat and plain. There’s not a lot going on in terms of decoration, which is a little surprising to say the least. Over the course of the week, you’ve watched your classmates’ dormitories and bedrooms gradually change, decorations and tapestries decorating the walls, mountains of pillows added to their beds. It’s only natural that everyone has an innate need to show off who they are now more than ever, and you thought Jungkook would be the same. 
Apparently not. 
Aside from the guitar you had spotted on Monday, his little dorm room remains unchanged. Blank walls, grayscale sheets. The same perfectly fluffed pillows and then—
A tiny Keroppi plush smack dab in the middle of his bed. 
It’s adorable but a little out of place amongst Jungkook’s rather masculine decorations (or lack thereof). A tiny green doll sitting by his pillows, cute striped shirt and ridiculously dopey smile. 
Leaning forward, you unmute yourself and conversationally say, “I love your Keroppi.” 
At the sudden sound of your voice, Jungkook abruptly straightens up, glasses practically at the very tip of his nose. Eyes wide, it takes him a second to process your words before jerkily whipping around to stare at the aforementioned item. “Oh,” he jumps, slowly looking at his screen again, lips pulled into a tight line. “Um… it’s not mi—“
“It’s adorable,” you add, propping your chin in your palm, absolutely endeared with the rosy color that paints his cheeks, fades down the column of his neck. 
He squirms, hurriedly pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He looks like he’ll deny it again, nervously nibbling at his lower lip, before eventually he settles with a sigh. “I won it from a crane machine,” he confesses with a sheepish huff of laughter, rolling backwards to the edge of his bed to snatch it from its spot. 
(Of course he manspreads as he sits, dark jeans hugging his thighs as he rolls back your way. His arm looks so strong, covered in all that ink, you nearly drool.)
“It’s cute, isn’t it?” he says, abandoning his embarrassment as he shakes the little figure around, makes it look like it’s dancing for you. “My mom said it looks like me.”
At that, you laugh. Loud and boisterous because you were definitely not expecting Jungkook to say that, such an odd but weirdly fitting comparison that has you looking at the doll in his hands with renewed interest. And through the pixelated screen, you can see the similarities: Jungkook does have the same smile as Keroppi. 
“Your mom was right,” you agree, wiping a faux tear from the corner of your eye. “Very cute.” 
Jungkook’s got this big goofy smile on, shaking his head in disbelief that you would ever dare agree with his mom. Like he’s genuinely enjoying himself, you think, oddly proud to have evoked that reaction from him. Granted, Jungkook always looks like he’s pretty happy during class, but it feels nice knowing that you were (confirmed) the reason why.  
A little caught up with the bumbling feeling in your chest, you’re not expecting his next words. “Does that mean I’m cute?” he asks, still with that same dopey smile on his face. 
It’s a bold statement you wouldn’t have expected from him, someone who seems content being the world’s friend, but apparently Jeon Jungkook also craves compliments. 
Slowly, you nod. “...yes,” you say, trying to keep the tumultuous emotions inside of you at bay while you grant him this one compliment. Outwardly, you give him what you hope is an obviously feigned look of disbelief, managing to lace it with a little amusement as you shake your head at his inquiry. On the inside, your mind and heart are a thundering racetrack, the roar of the engines and the screams of the crowd enough to momentarily make you lose your senses. “Very cute,” you repeat, hoping he can’t hear the same pounding of your heartbeat in your throat and in your ears as you do. “Like a little frog.” 
Jungkook graces your robotic response with the most boyish laugh, head tossed back as one loud cackle (because, really, there is no other way to describe the sound that tears itself from his throat) escapes him, curls bouncing back from the movement. “Cute like a frog,” he wheezes, seemingly to himself as he shakes his head with a grin, scooting closer to the camera again. “That’s a new one.” 
“You set yourself up for it,” you defend, busying yourself with the papers spread out in front of you before Jungkook can distract you any further. “Anyway!” you announce, neatly lining the papers up. “Our group.”
Jungkook does his best to wipe the glee off his face, but even as he reaches around for his things, it’s still there. “Right,” he agrees, “we have to, um—“ a huff of laughter “—group contract! Or, well, partner project.”
Briefly, you consider calling in your professor to inform him of your missing partner. He had said to let him know by the end of today if something was wrong. But, honestly, you didn’t see a problem with your group the way it was now. While you can only hope he’ll turn out to be as dedicated to his work as you, as it stands now, there weren’t any major red flags surrounding Jungkook’s character. 
Besides, you didn’t mind being with him for the rest of the semester. 
You nod, forcing yourself to ignore the glimmer in his eyes when he looks at you through the screen. “I think it’s safe to say it’ll just be the two of us, which I don’t mind,” you say, glancing at the time on the corner of your screen to see five minutes have passed since you agreed to wait. “Do you?”
On screen, Jungkook profusely shakes his head, curls bouncing all over the place. “Nope,” he hums. “I don’t mind at all,” he reassures you, resting his chin in his palm as he regards you, and then sweetly adds, “it’ll be nice with just us, __.”
Right. 
You gulp, heart fluttering at the dreaminess he exudes through your screen, the soft strand of hair that falls over his forehead, tickles his brow bone when he flashes you another smile.  He was so handsome. Before you say anything silly, you quickly attempt to move on. “But it does make us more of a duo than a group.” 
Jungkook looks away from his screen for the first time in what feels like forever and you finally let your heart rest for a second. “A duo,” he murmurs, shuffling through his papers. “Like Mickey and Minnie?” 
You nearly choke on your spit, coughing to hide the surprise from his rather cute suggestion. He’s not even looking at you, doesn’t even realize the absolute shock he’s thrown you in by comparing the two of you to one of the most famous couples— that’s what they are, a goddamn couple, not a duo! the words mean two completely different things! —in the world. Instead, Jungkook is humming the theme song to Drake & Josh. 
This man was dangerous for your heart. 
After having felt all the emotions in the world in the span of ten seconds, you eventually gather the courage to say, “sure,” and quickly try to move the conversation along. “We just need to, um, make some ground rules and responsibilities for us to follow.” 
Jungkook nods, finally glancing up again, but not at you. He’s glaring at some point behind his computer, brows furrowed together as he begins brainstorming on his own. You try to, really, but his lips pout adorably when he’s deep in thought, and they’re just so pink and look so soft and would feel like—
“Well, we should probably exchange numbers first,” Jungkook says, interrupting your spiraling thoughts with a new topic to spiral over. He tilts his head to the side, brown eyes focused on you. 
“Yes, of course,” you stammer, fumbling for your phone as Jungkook lets out a soft yay at your acceptance of his request. Quickly, he recites his number and you type it in with trembling hands into the number pad, giving him a quick call so he can have your number as well. 
You save him right away, just his name followed by the class you share with him. Not like you know any other Jeon Jungkooks, and if you did, you doubt anyone could ever leave such an impact like this Jeon Jungkook. 
“__, look,” Jungkook calls, that same excitement lacing his already lovely voice, and you raise your head up at the screen again. He’s waving his phone over his camera, so you don’t get to see his face when he says, “It’s a little mouse emoji and a pink bow— just like Minnie!”
Dangerous for your heart and, most likely, the death of you this semester.
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velveticamoon · 3 years
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AOT : HOLIDAY HEADCANONS
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these totally weren’t supposed to go up yesterday ahaha- 
P.S: this is my first writing post!! i thought it would be an easier transition by writing hc’s, and i got my friend saniya (@bokesaniyaboke) to help me out with writing them, so i hope y’all enjoy :) (enjoy our 2 am chaos-)
i have more writing planned for the future too, and decided that i’ll be writing for: 
- attack on titan
- bungou stray dogs 
- free!
- fugou keiji: balance unlimited. 
don’t be shy to send in your requests, i’m more than happy to do them ;) 
anyways, i hope you guys enjoy, let me know if you want more! and to those of you that celebrated, hope you had a merry Christmas :) 
LEVI
Decorating the house with him!! Except he’d be trying to get out of doing it at first lol
He’d be pissed about the mess that would come with decorating the house 
But if you keep pestering him enough he’ll eventually give in lol 
He’d be very meticulous about which decorations go where, but you’re just gonna have to put up with that 
Pls don’t complain too much, he really wouldn’t be doing it with anyone else 
(in the words of saniya: “ur the only exception be happy about that)
Idk why but i feel like he’d be really good at hanging up the lights?? With the placement and whatnot? 
He probably has a very keen aesthetic eye i feel like (saniya: “pinterest but as a person vibes”)  
At the end of it, while y’all are sitting on the couch drinking some tea, he quietly mumbles how he likes the work you two did 
But you felt like teasing him and he got all huffy and said it louder, obviously calling you a brat right after cuz why wouldn’t he 
EREN 
Ask him to make gingerbread houses!! pls he’d be so excited about it 
He’d even go to the store himself and get all the supplies on his way home and you both wouldn’t waste a minute to start a baby
Look he’d start getting competitive (pls we all know how he is) and would turn it into a competition so be prepared for that lol 
But when his gingerbread house falls over he starts getting angry
Proceeds to drive to the company’s factory to break it down in his titan form (there’s no stopping him now) 
Gets Armin to join him and they smash the houses in their titan forms together LMFAOFNDND PLEASE IM WHEEZING- 
But for real, he’d probably get pouty, and turn into a whiny baby
Don’t call him out on it though he’ll just get even worse lol  
Shower him with kisses right after and he’ll be blushy but he’s fine dw about it 
He’ll get over himself eventually and then proceed to ask with a boyish grin on his face if you wanna give up and just eat the houses as they are 
Y’all end up with stomach aches but it’s fine he makes it a little more bearable :))
MIKASA 
Making ornaments (pls it’d be so cutenjdjn)
Saniya: “she would stab me with an ornament and i’d say thank you” 
Comfortable silence with a little chatter here and there
Every now and then she rests her head on your shoulder (softie) 
Just like Armin, getting super flustered and blushy when you compliment her 
She helps hang the ornaments onto the tree and the tree turns out to look so pretty
Would take your hand and sit the two of you on the couch and just admire the tree in silence 
It’s so comforting you slowly feel like you’re about to fall asleep 
Make her some hot chocolate pls all she really wants is to cherish this atmosphere the two of you have created, all huddled up on the couch together 
She’d totally fall asleep cause the girl’s always working in overdrive pls does she even sleep-
Make sure she’s warm alright?? If u don’t i’ll stab you ;)
JEAN 
Watches hallmark movies with you, only to make fun of them (romance at it’s finest amirite) 
Popcorn fights while watching them 
Will get mad when you see a horse and say “look it’s you horse face” 
He says the dumbest pick up lines during the movie as an attempt to impress you 
“hey y/n, can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?” 
“jean, we’re literally dating-” 
Something romantic will happen in the movie and Jean will continuously ask you to recreate that scene. “y/n can we-“ “if your about to ask me if you can spin me whilst ice skating, then no” “aw :(“ 
Oh to be spun by jean while ice skating- but that’s not the point 
Wrap him up in a blanket while watching the movies, he’ll melt 
Call him out on it and he’ll turn into ereh 2.0 (aka another whiny baby) 
Jkjk but he’ll definitely try to deny it cuz u know he’s a “biG oL maNLy maN” but he’s a softie ;)
ARMIN 
Making holiday cards with him 
When you bring up the idea his face lights up instantly it’s the cutest thing omg
I can see him bringing his own supplies to help with getting started
Envelopes, letter paper, markers. Hell, he’ll show up with glitter markers (those things are god-tier istg-)
he gets super flustered and red when you compliment his card
SUCH A CREATIVE BOI
If you mess up on your card he’s totally gonna be there to cheer you up!!
“Hey don’t worry, you can just start on a new one :D”
He probably won’t ask but he lowkey wants the card you messed up on cuz he thinks it’s cute
Makes cards for everyone and then takes you with him to deliver them
Would be really shy at the post office cuz he’s never done this before 
*cue you falling even more head over heels for him because he’s just so?? endearing?? it’s insane??*
Eventually, he gets the hang of it and ends up having a really fun time :D
Let him be the one to place the stamps on the envelopes, it’s ~therapeutic~ for him 
Overall, he’s probably the best person if you wanna use this as a healing opportunity tbh, the entire day is just filled with the calmest atmosphere one could wish for, and the smiles never leave your faces, even after you’ve finished
CONNIE 
Snowball fights w/ our resident baldy jKJKJK
Pls you wouldn’t even plan for it to happen 
It just kinda,, did,, 
Y’all we’re walking through the park, on your way back from lunch or something 
But you decided to make a pit-stop at the park cuz you saw an ice cream truck (do y’all know how rare those are in winter?? I’d be running to get to it pls i have no self-control) 
Anyways, other ppl had the same idea, so now y’all were standing in line waiting 
As he was looking around, his eyes landed on some other kids throwing snowballs at each other, and ideas started forming in his head uh oh-
And there just so happened to be a pile of snow right next to his feet- 
Y’all can probably guess what happened- 
“Hey y/n” “yeah-?” *throws it right at your face* 
And so the war begins 
Two words: S N O W  F O R T S. pls ppl would be concerned as they walked by and saw y’all just trying to fucking PUMMEL each other (sounds like fun tho i wanna do it now :( haven’t done it in years pls-) 
But you have to stop it before one of you gets hypothermia considering how long y’all have been going at it 
Anyways, he’ll buy you a hot chocolate to make up for making you frozen to the bone dw :)
SASHA 
Popcorn and cranberry garland 
Look away for one second and the popcorn is gone but you don’t really mind
Make sure to bring a second batch of the popcorn because the first one WILL be gone 
(maybe even a third stashed away-)
She’s really excited about it tho!! But didn’t expect it to take so long omg 
I imagine her to be really clumsy while making them, so pull a move straight out of a cheesy romance movie and help her out while holding her hands ;) 
She probably won’t notice what’s going on for a good minute tho 
Pls be patient she’s doing her best 😔🤚🏻
But once she does she has the cutest blush on her face pls (i just love her a lot can y’all tell-) 
She’ll eventually get the hang of it and you both make really pretty garlands!!
She suggests hanging it up in the bathroom as a snack pls-
HANJI 
Caroling with them omfg- 
It’s gonna be chaotic
The neighbors hate y’all but its fine 
Look man if ur like me and can’t handle people being loud all the time bring earplugs cuz it’s gonna get L O U D
But if you tell them that their screeching is giving you a headache they’ll absolutely tone it down!!
But don’t be surprised when they inevitably forget about that-
But if you're more energetic than I am then have at it ;) 
Pls me and my lazy ass could never handle that- 
Anyways when y’all reach the houses where they refuse to open the door?? Hanji’s breaking that shit down and hollering into their house at the top of their lungs
Ur literally gonna have to drag them away before someone calls the cops 
Moblit pls get over here and collect them I’m begging u dude-
Don’t be surprised if y’all spend the night in jail that’s just how it’s gonna be oops 
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ratmonky · 3 years
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Out of Body Experience
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Warnings: semi-public
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[You matched with Maru!]
[Send Maru a message!]
Maru: Hey.
(username): hiii!!
Maru: You look cute in your pictures on your profile.
(username): omg you think so?? i’m really happy!! i thought you had a rlly cool bio,,, i guess i did the right choice to like your bio
Maru: Thanks. I was surprised to get a notification that we matched. You’re way out of my league.
(username): don’t say that maruuu~ i bet you look handsome irl
Maru: I don’t.
(username): hmm, wanna prove it?? >.<
Maru: I don’t know.
(username): don’t be shy!! ur bio said you lived in kyoto, wanna meet up this saturday?
Maru: You’ll be disappointed.
(username): i promise i won’t!!! i like meeting new ppl!!! besides if we didn’t click we can still be friends?? i feel like you and i will be close no matter what!!
Maru: Are you sure? We just met.
(username): yep!!! come ooooonnnnn it’ll be fun to hang out!!
Maru: Fine.
(username): yay!!! let’s meet in front of the train station!! ahh i’m so excitedddd i can’t waittt TwT
Maru: Me too.
(username): <3
[Maru: <3………….. (send)]
Kokichi paused and deleted the message.
Maru: See you.
~~~
Kokichi’s first impression of you was that you were naive and careless. You wanted to meet up with him without any hesitation, what if he was someone who could harm you?
He stared at his screen and at your pictures.
You were gorgeous, he had never seen someone as pretty as you. On top of all that you wanted to meet him.
It made him feel special, wanted even.
~~~
When a notification sound filled his ears, Kokichi immediately checked if it was from you.
(username): maruuuuu!!!! i missed u  ))):
He stared at the message and read it three times but didn’t quite understand why you would miss him.
Maru: What?
(username): i thought you’d text me but u didn’t,,, i couldn’t sleep cuz i was thinking about u
Maru: I didn’t think you wanted me to text you.
(username): )):
Maru: ?
(username): )))):
Maru: (:
(username): (((((:
Maru: You’re childish aren’t you?
(username): what about it q;
Maru: Nothing. How old are you anyway?
(username): old enough to drinkkkk!!!
Maru: Me too. Which Jujutsu college are you going to?
(username): ohh, hehe… i dropped out cuz it wasn’t my thing
Maru: That’s irresponsible. Did you drop because you couldn’t keep up with your curse classes or was it for some other reason?
(username): maruuuu stop talking about jujutsu with meee!!!
Maru: Then what should we talk about?
(username): about our date >.<
Maru: Date?
(username): did u forget already )):
Maru: Forget what?
(username): our date on saturday )):
Maru: That’s a date?
(username): TwT ur making me sad maru
Maru: I don’t understand it, we just said we’d meet up.
(username): this is a dating website for ppl like us ///:
Maru: You want to date me?
(username): idk anymore,,, seems like ur a heartbreaker and i feel like u don’t feel a connection between us as i do
Maru: Wait! Don’t jump to conclusions all by yourself! You don’t even know what I look like, how can you be so sure that you want to date me?
(username): i mean,,, we matched for a reason,,, i liked ur bio and wanted to get to know u better is that bad??
Maru: No. No, it isn’t. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. I'm new to this sort of stuff.
(username): apology accepted!!!! ahhhh ur so cute,,, i can’t wait to meet u
Maru: Same here.
~~~
His classmates knew something was up. Robotic demeanor was gone and instead, it was actually a part of himself as Kokichi that was showing through.
“Mechamaru looks happy nowadays,” Kamo noted.
“It’s relieving that he shows us a softer side of himself,” Miwa added. “Makes me feel happy for him.”
“I wonder what caused him to become this way.” Kamo was talking to himself but Todo took it upon himself to answer.
“He has finally found himself a Takada-chan.” Todo grinned. “Reminds me, I never asked him what his type of woman is.”
There was a moment of silence before Todo walked out into the campus garden to make his way towards Mechamaru.
Mechamaru didn’t notice his presence as he was watering the flowers.
“Yo.”
“Todo. Did you need something?”
“What’s your type of woman?”
Caught off guard, Mechamaru dropped the watering can. “I… I think someone who’s kind and cheerful.” Someone who’s submissive.
“Like I guessed.” Todo held his chin between the knuckle of his forefinger and thumb as he hummed thoughtfully. “You’re as lifeless as your puppet.”
~~~
What did that suppose to mean?
Kokichi was just telling the truth.
Right?
~~~
Days passed until Friday came.
Kokichi talked to you almost every day and whenever he could. He seemed to enjoy your company more than he thought he would when the two of you first matched.
He woke up to your messages and went to sleep only after he texted you goodnight.
Today, he felt like his heart was going to jump out of his ribcage, he could hear his own pulse when it got too quiet and it was dead silent in his hideout… as always.
All he could think about was your date tomorrow. He had made sure to dress up Mechamaru nicely for the occasion and checked the weather report thrice so the date wouldn’t be ruined because of anything out of his control.
There was still something that made him extremely anxious. What if you didn’t like him? What if everything went terribly and you blocked his number?
He needed something to distract him from these negative thoughts.
Maru: Hey.
(username): maruuuu!!!! what r u doin??
Maru: Going to sleep soon, I think.
(username): without me (;
Maru: Never.
(username): i’m blushing
Maru: How are you?
(username): fine, i'm doing skincare tonight to get ready for our date!!
Maru: About that...
(username): ....
(username): are you going to cancel our date?
Maru: No! I’m just anxious about it.
(username): good cuz i’d block u
Maru: I don’t think you would.
(username): you don’t know me
Maru: Because you never told me about yourself.
(username): ^-^; haha yeah,,, so,,, what would you like to know?
Maru: Everything.
Without even noticing the passing time, Kokichi chatted with you until he couldn’t keep his eyes open anymore.
He learned everything about you. From the earliest memory, you could recall about your first interaction with a cursed spirit to your latest obsession with an online game about cute animals.
His eyelids were getting heavier, he texted you goodnight and how he was excited to meet you tomorrow.
When he closed his eyes, this time he managed to fall asleep.
~~~
You pressed your phone to your chest and kicked at your sheets. The excitement was eating you up, the butterflies in your stomach wouldn’t calm down either. All because of someone you met online a couple of days ago.
It wasn’t something new to you to meet up with people you met online but this felt a lot different.
Previous times, you had used different dating apps or social media websites to make friends but this was the first time you had used a dating website specifically for people who knew the existence of curses.
Jujutsu sorcerers often found it hard to find someone they could click with because of their field of work but this website had risen up to popularity from day one. Your old classmates from your jujutsu college wouldn’t shut up about it so you gave it a go after their insisting.
Maru was one of the first people you matched with on the website. In his profile, he had written about how he wanted to find someone he could be himself with and date them.
That’s why tomorrow, you had to be on your best behavior so he could be himself around you.
~~~
You were twenty minutes early.
It wasn’t your intention to arrive this early but whether it be the excitement to meet up with Maru or not wanting to make him wait if your train was late-
Wait, those were all connected.
Letting out a sigh, you checked your phone. Yep, still twenty minutes. Once you put it back in your purse, your eyes scouted around the station. There weren’t any empty spaces for you to sit so you were standing by a meeting point next to the maps, hoping Maru would see you.
Although you didn’t know what he looked like, you had put effort into how you looked today so you could impress him. Deep inside, you hoped he would take notice of your appearance and compliment you but some men were just too dense.
From the way he had started texting you, he gave you the impression that he was one of those stoic and dense men but as you started to get to know him better, he turned out to be quite a friendly person. Very talkative and caring.
You pressed a hand on your cheek, you were burning up. Geez, were you really blushing this much because of him?
When you told your friends about this date, they had told you not to have too many expectations about Maru. They believed you were being catfished but it wasn’t possible, you didn’t want to meet him because of his appearance after all.
“Um, excuse me-”
Startled, you lifted your head to stare at a… robot?
You stepped away from its way, thinking that you were standing in front of its charging station or something. How long had it been since you had gone out? Had robots already taken over? Or was this one of those public pranks?
The robot was staring at you even after you moved away.
“(username)?”
You lifted your gaze and looked at the robot with wide eyes. “M-M-Maru?”
It nodded, “Mechamaru.”
No, it wasn’t a robot. You could sense cursed energy oozing from it. More like a cursed doll. Nevertheless, you were speechless.
There was a long pause before you spoke. “Ah, I...” You looked around as if you were searching for an exit and anxiously clutching on your purse.
Great, you were going to make up an excuse and go away. Just like he thought you would.
“I thought I was going to meet you, not a puppet.”
“I’m here,” he said, static sizzling noise coming from him was like nails on a chalkboard. “I just can’t be physically here because of my condition.”
“You could’ve told me about it first… ahh, sorry.” You sounded more annoyed than you would have liked but quickly covered it up by bowing your head to greet him. “Nevermind, I’m (name).”
“Are we going to use real names?”
“Well, I’m not gonna call you Megaman.” There was a smile.
“Mechamaru,” he corrected. After a short silence, he added, “Kokichi.”
“Nice to meet you Kokichi, I hope we can get along well.” You bowed yet again.
“Why are you being so formal?”
“It’s cuz…” You pointed at him.
“What?”
“Well…” You used both hands to gesture his whole body.
“If you say it’s because I’m a robot or anything similar to that, I’ll go home.” He sounded serious, or maybe it was because of the static.
You pouted and leaned forward on your tiptoes, “If I can’t even joke around then I’ll go home.”
“I thought you were looking forward to our date.” When you blushed at his words he spoke again. “You look cuter than your pictures.”
“Ahh, you really think so?” You started walking and he followed after you.
“I do.” He was keeping a large space between the two of you, whenever you tried to walk closer to him, he would move away but now when you were caught in the station with the crowd who were going home after work hours, you had to stay close to him.
You were being pushed against Kokichi thanks to the crowd trying to walk out of the station and he didn’t complain about it. Kokichi didn’t look at you, he thought about the things he read on the internet instead.
‘If you want your date to consider you as manly, you have to invest yourself to talk to her.’
“Your dress looks cute.” Kokichi came up with ‘the compliment her outfit’ route, he had seen men flirt before, he could do it too.
He stared down for a moment to see your reaction.
Bingo!
You smiled brighter than the sun, you played with your hair to give him a playful answer. “Thank you, I wore this just for our date.” Your eyes shined with small sparkles in them. “I really like your collar.” You pointed at his face, not too close, hesitant to invade his personal space. I’m here with his puppet not him, you reminded yourself.
“Thanks.”
When the two of you finally exited the station, you walked alongside him.
“Where to?” He nonchalantly asked while you were looking around the streets.
“What about karaoke?” You gave him an inviting smile, “It’d be fun.”
“Whatever you say.” He wasn’t sure which way you were taking. There was the main street and Kyoto's red-light district, of course, he knew you wouldn’t be going there. “Which street are we going for?”
You pointed to your right, “The main street, there is a karaoke place I know.” Your smile altered when you noticed how this time when you walked together to cross the street, it was close, your shoulder touched his fake biceps.
“I’m not good at singing for obvious reasons.” Back in his bathtub, Kokichi said it in a joking manner but thanks to the cursed puppet, it sounded a lot as if he was annoyed about the idea of going into karaoke. He bit his tongue and cringed, waiting for your reaction.
“You can still try, can’t you?” You gave him the best puppy eyes you could. “For me?”
Kokichi blushed but you weren’t able to see it through Mechamaru. “Y-yeah.”
“Oh, I didn’t know robots could stutter.”
“I didn’t stutter and I’m not a robot. This is a cursed puppet and sometimes the commands I give are interrupted, that’s why I-”
“You’re so easy to tease just as I guessed!”
Kokichi covered his mouth with his hand, watching you giggle at him through his screen.
“Here it is.” Pointing at a sign, you grabbed his arm and dragged him with you.
While you were showing him the prices, he was busy staring down at your shirt. He could… he could see your cleavage.
“The menu says they serve alcohol at this hour! Ahh, the prices are cheaper than the last time too! We can share the tab-” You stopped yourself from talking. Silence brought him out of his trance. “Oops, sorry. You can’t eat or drink through Megaman, right?”
“Mechamaru,” he corrected. “No, I can’t… But it’s on me anyway.”
“You’ll pay?” Your eyes sparkled brighter than the stars. Your pouting lips and hand on his chest didn’t help.
Kokichi looked away, blushing. “Y-yeah.”
“Y-you’re the best!” Mocking his stuttering, you offered him a cute smile. Then you went on to drag him inside while telling him about how this place was the best karaoke place in Kyoto because they served desserts and your favorite cocktail. All the while renting a room for the two of you.
“Would you like to share with others?” The employee asked.
“No.” Your answer was instantaneous.
Behind the register, the employee stared at Kokichi and down at you. It was easy to tell he thought the two of you were a mismatch. “Your room is to the left, you can order through the smart tablet. Have fun.”
“Thanks,” you said before walking past the register. When Kokichi caught up with you, you turned around. “Did you see the way he stared? So lame!”
“Well, anyone would have stared if they saw a pretty girl next to a robot.”
“So, you’re accepting you’re a robot?” You grinned, opening the door to the private room.
“That’s not what I meant!” He didn’t know what he was expecting. From the way you texted, he should have known you were this childish and unable to have a serious conversation.
“Hmm?”
“Nothing.” He closed the door behind him as you were ordering as many drinks as you could. Once he noticed you were about to order the entire menu, he barely managed to stop you by taking the smart tablet away from your hands. “Hey, I’m not rich!”
“It’s cheap, trust me!” You pouted your lips again, reaching for the smart tablet he was holding above your head.
His stare found the menu and froze. It was cheaper than he had thought like you said. He had never been somewhere like this, nobody could blame him for it.
“Sorry, I didn’t notice,” he said as he handed the device back to you.
“I was showing you the menu earlier, you weren’t listening, were you?” Your smile widened, eyes squinting knowingly.
“I was listening! You’re talking way too much, I can’t keep up!”
You crossed your legs, continuing to add stuff to your order.
It got quiet.
Realizing what he had said was rude, he apologized.
“It doesn’t sound genuine.”
“It’s because I’m talking through a puppet.”
“Exactly.”
You weren’t looking at him. Putting the tablet aside, you leaned back on the soft cushions. The mood had changed. When you weren’t talking, it was too quiet.
Decidedly, he walked over to the karaoke machine and grabbed two microphones. He sat next to you, placing one of the microphones next to you as he reached for the tablet.
There were way too many songs in the system and he knew none of them.
Scrolling further, he found Takada-chan’s songs.
“You like Takada-chan?” you asked, noticing how he had stopped scrolling.
“No,” he replied. “My friend-” Was he really his friend? “My friend likes her, he won’t stop talking about her and all.”
“I like her,” you said. “I’ve been to her meet and greets many times but they’re always ruined by some buff dude who has the most tickets. He’s always at the events, kinda creepy but seems like he supports her. He once beat up some guy who insulted her.”
Kokichi didn’t say anything. He didn’t want that guy to be the icebreaker on his date.
“Creepy,” he uttered before putting the tablet on your lap. “You should sing, I don’t know any of these songs.”
“None of them?” You raised a brow.
“None.”
“You’re so boring,” you murmured, clicking on the first song you saw.
The loud music filled the room and his hideout. You tapped on the microphone, “Check, one, two. Kokichi is sooooo boring!”
Your laughter was the next thing that filled his hideout. He chuckled but it came out as a static noise through Mechamaru.
While you were singing, the same employee came with two trays full of drinks and snacks, he left them on the table before leaving immediately. None of you paid any mind as you were changing the lyrics to tease Kokichi.
“Are those really the lyrics?” he asked.
“Yep!”
Another giggle.
Too cute.
Very cute.
He watched you stop singing for a brief moment to chug down your third drink. Your cheeks were flushed red from the booze and your neck was sweaty, you kept fanning your hand towards your face.
His gaze focused on a particular sweat droplet on your neck and idly watched as it drizzled down to your cleavage before disappearing under the fabric of your dress.
Kokichi tried focusing on something else but he found himself unable to tear his eyes away from you. Every single thing you did was seductive. When you bit onto a small rice cake or the way your lips closed around the straw of your drink and how your cheeks hollowed when you tried sucking the last bits of your cocktail in your mouth.
The last drop had to be when you grabbed an ice cube from your drink and held it over the skin of your chest.
His hand pressed on his lower half. He was thankful he wasn’t physically there or he would have been labeled as a pervert. Under the soothing medical liquid, he had a problem you didn’t need to see.
You weren’t singing anymore but the music was playing nonetheless to suppress the silence as Kokichi was practically undressing you with his eyes.
“Heyyy, Kokichi~” you slurred, sitting closer to him. “You’re being too quiet!”
Taken aback, he spoke. “I’m not sure what to say?”
“Just talk…” you whined, putting a hand on his knee.
Oh, how he wished he could feel the warmth of your hand.
“Or better… Sing!” You held a microphone up to his face.
“I can’t sing,” he reminded.
“You said, you’d sing for meee~”
He blushed, taking the microphone from your hand. “I don’t know the lyrics.”
“It’s on the screen.”
Yes, the lyrics were on the screen.
He felt embarrassed, this was stupid. He wasn’t even actually in the room with you but he felt so nervous. His actual hands were shaking as he gulped.
When he started singing, you started laughing.
The static made it sound like he was an actual robot. Yet, Kokichi didn’t stop despite how tone-deaf his voice was coming through Mechamaru. He wanted to make sure you were having fun but the music stopped.
Both of you stared at the notification on the tablet, asking if you wanted to add another hour to your stay.
Had it already been an hour? Time was going fast when you two were having fun.
You looked at Kokichi.
He pressed to accept.
The music continued playing.
This time, Kokichi didn’t sing. The two of you started chatting about everything and anything until there was a lull in the conversation.
“Lemme see your hand,” you said, reaching your own towards him. He slowly placed his hand on your open one and you compared the size. “Wow, your hand is hugee, is your real hand this big?”
Funny, if not absurd. You were on a date with a puppet but you were getting turned on.
“It's the same size as my own hand.” His gaze dropped to his actual body. “At least one of them.”
“Can you feel that?” You intertwined your fingers with his.
“No.” He wasn’t looking and he didn’t need to look. The depressing realization that he was always going to watch people behind a screen and in this damn bathtub was starting to sink in once again.
“Can you feel this?” You were giggling.
“I told you, I can’t feel-” His breathing stopped at the sight of you pressing his hand on your breast.
“I wanna meet you, Kokichi~” Smiling enticingly, you sat closer to him. “It’s no fun when I can’t see if you’re blushing right now.” Your hand over his hand moved on your breast, the supple flesh jiggled under the front of your dress. “Are you blushing right now?”
“I am.” His answer was instant.
“You know,” you started, putting your free hand on his thigh and lifting your leg up on the cushion to face him. “I got all dressed up ‘cause I wanted you to lose your composure. You sounded so uptight and stoic. I wanted to see you lose it.” Tilting your head, you puckered your lips. “But you didn’t even come to our date.”
“I did.”
“Megaman did.”
“Mechamaru.”
“I wanted Kokichi to come.” You pulled his hand away from your breast and led it down to your stomach and even lower. “I wish you were here so you could feel how wet I am.”
“(name),” he said. “I can’t feel my fingers through Mechamaru.”
“Mm?” You placed his hand under the skirt of your dress. “But I can feel them.”
Kokichi’s actual hand started shaking in excitement as Mechamaru’s fingers brushed against your panties.
“Can’t I meet you?” Your voice was faint compared to the music but he heard it. “I wanna meet you.”
“You’ll be disappointed, I don’t look… normal.”
“You don’t look normal right now either.” Biting your lip, you moved against his hand. A soft gasp left your lips. “Yet, I’m so turned on right now.”
There were a thousand different thoughts invading his mind but Kokichi felt like he was hypnotized by your hips.
“Kokichiii, move your fingers,” you whined softly, your eyes hazy with lust.
“I need to see them,” he said. Back in his room, his own hand was pressing down on his growing erection. “Or I may move them wrong.”
“Pervert~” you teased, lifting the skirt of your dress up.
He didn’t say anything, instead focused his attention on your soaked panties. How long had you been this wet? From the moment you two rented the room or-
“Kokichi.” Your needy voice brought him out of his dirty thoughts. “You don’t have a cock under your pants, do you?” Your hand pressed against Mechamaru’s groin.
For the first time in his life, Kokichi felt his entire body jolt. Your vulgar way of asking was enough to get him rock hard. “No-”
“What a waste.” Sulking, you retrieved your hand. “But are you hard right now?”
“I… I am.”
A dangerous glint sparkled through your eyes. “If only you were here… I’d make you feel sooo good.”
Mechamaru’s fingers pressed against your clothed folds before moving along them. A soft moan left your lips and you balanced yourself on your hands.
“I look like a freak-”
“You keep saying that.” Your hips moved against his hand. “As if that matters to me.”
Mechamaru slid your panties to the side and spread your folds with two of his fingers, he carefully watched as wet strands connecting them together broke apart. Kokichi’s own hand was pumping his cock.
“What are you doing right now, Kokichi?”
“I’m putting a finger inside.” He inserted one of his fingers inside you.
“No, what are you really doing?” You bit your lip.
“I’m… I’m jerking off.”
Satisfied with his answer, you crossed a leg over his to settle on his lap with your back against his chest. Spreading your legs wider, you allowed him a better view of your wet pussy. Mechamaru’s digits slid inside as Kokichi moved his hand along the length of his cock.
Mechamaru’s other hand went to cup your breast over your shirt, making a moan escape your lips.
His fingers were reaching deeper than your own fingers ever could. The digits moved in a scissoring motion and curled against your gummy walls, pressing against the spot that made your vision blurry.
“Kokichi,” gasping, you squirmed on his lap, your back arched when his thumb grazed over your clit. “I wanna kiss you so bad.”
Kokichi’s hand tightened around the tip of his cock, he pulled the sensitive skin down to expose the pink tip and massaged it using his thumb. When his hand started moving along his cock again, the device helping him talk through Mechamaru picked up the clicking sound rather than the medical fluid splashing.
You moaned at the realization of what you were hearing.
The feeling of the metallic firm fingers stroking your clit made your hips buck against his hand. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, panting, you pressed your thighs together.
Mechamaru’s hand on your chest moved down on your thigh to hold you in place as his fingers inside your pussy started to vibrate. The sudden pleasure made you scream but the loud music concealed it.
Kokichi couldn’t breathe normally, his pulse had gone haywire as his hand was moving hastily around his cock while Mechamaru’s digits were messing you up.
“S-s-s-stop!” Your voice broke into a moan.
“Do you really want me to stop?” He barely managed to ask, his hand wouldn’t stop.
You shook your head rapidly, biting your lip.
Your walls clenched around the digits, sucking them in deeper. Kokichi’s own hand was moving faster than his heartbeat. His tongue lolled out of his mouth and his shoulders tensed.
He was close.
From the way you were shaking, he could say the same thing for you.
So, when Mechamaru pushed his digits further inside, the vibration got stronger and stronger until your legs shook. The pleasure that was building in your gut suddenly got released, shaking you to your core.
Kokichi followed suit, his cock spurted thick clumps of cum and they landed on his stomach, his bandages absorbed his seed.
By the time he caught his breath, he realized you were still on his lap.
Mechamaru had gone limp as he had gotten distracted because of his orgasm. He revived the cursed doll while you were trying to fix your dress.
You wanted to say something but you couldn’t find something to say.
To your rescue, the music stopped.
The tablet had the same notification from before. Informing you that the second hour had ended and if you wanted to rent the room for one more hour.
Kokichi leaned forward and pressed on the tablet to end the session.
“We’re leaving already?” you pouted your lips.
“You said you wanted to meet me.”
Kokichi watched as the brightest smile he had ever seen formed on your face.
After he paid the tab the two of you exited the building as he held you up with one hand because your legs weren’t functioning properly.
“The employee behind the register noticed your wobbly legs,” Kokichi said.
“You think so?” you whispered, cheeks and ears colored in bright red.
“He was looking, so, yes.”
“You kinda went overboard by using Megaman’s vibrator hands.” Your giggle filled his ears and he smiled to himself.
“It’s Mechamaru.”
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speuradair · 2 years
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(this is for ur birthday/1k event !!)
tbh, it doesn’t matter who i’m paired with ! i would prefer if it was a hero, but i’ll be fine with whatever !! it does have to be female tho lol
btw, i’m a cancer. i like fashion/styling, singing, dancing,,,, anything related to arts or performing tbh lol this is gonna sound a lil stupid but i tend to like ppl who r taller than me djkdmskmdksk (i’m 5’4” btw !)
hhhhh i forgot my mbti, & i can’t think of anything else w/o making this a decade long, so that’s it !!
happy 1k & happy early birthday, rae !! <3
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Momo has to admit- as popular as she is at school, she hasn't really gone to many parties like this. What was she supposed to do? Just... eat snacks and listen to music? She'd originally come with a few friends, but they'd gotten distracted with other friends and now she wasn't quite sure what to do with herself.
That's why she was endlessly relieved when you came over and asked her to dance. She isn't entirely sure what sparked you to do so, but she isn't asking any questions. She's more than happy to spend the rest of the night dancing away the hours with you.
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Please you two would be so perfect for each other
You're both fashionable stylish girls who would get along so well
Shopping dates are at least a weekly thing for you two, and usually Momo insists on paying for you (you can tell her no, but she'll probably pout a bit about it. she just wants to make you happy, and what better way to do so by buying things that make you happy?)
If you'll let her, she would absolutely love dressing you up and doing your hair and makeup
Anytime you two have an event to go to, whether its a school event or just a fancy date to dinner, you have your own personal stylist more than happy to help you get ready
You two are definitely the best dressed couple around, there's no competition
Momo is a bit shy on her own, but when she's with you, she can't help but be more open and bubbly
You just bring out the best in her!
Momo wouldn't miss a single performance or show of yours for the world, and she never forgets to bring you flowers and treat you to dinner afterwards
She's just so into you and so thankful that you asked her to dance at that party
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Writing An Otome Isekai Thingy
Anyway, as the title states, I'm writing an otome isekai thingy! I didn't know where else to post this (besides r/otomeisakai), so here I am. I'm writing one for 3 reasons.
A- I’m very bored. :(
B- My brother rec me one of these things a few months ago; I've descended into the rabbit hole ever since.
C- Writer's block! I wanna write for my fanfics, but my brain said no. Maybe if I write OG content it can get my creative juices going and I can finally go back to working on updates.
Had a couple of ideas for a story and had my brother pick one by random.
The 'guy gets reincarnated as the yandere capture target' idea got picked.
My general idea is that a guy who’s an Otaku and reads/watches romance series as a guilty pleasure gets reincarnated into an otome. He actually played the otome he’s in bc his younger sister basically nagged him to bc she wanted someone to talk to about it.
He realizes though that he woke up as the baby version of Shamus Hendell, the yandere capture target of Yellow Rose of Amarea.
Yanderes don’t typically become yanderes through a loving family and a good life, so of course this character had a tragic anime backstory and goes through maybe hardships in his life before ending up in the academy where the game starts.
The MC realizes this and is freaking out, bc he doesn’t want to deal with the series of horrible events that the OG character went through.
I like series where the Protag kisses up others to survive bc even if they’re appealing to others, typically they are the ones who have others wrapped around their fingers. (And for some reason that’s assuming to me.)
So he kinda ends up doing that. He seeks out the other capture targets, and the heroine and villainess. Mostly to get them on his side. His thought process is, ‘if I can’t really protect myself, why not get ppl in higher places to do it for me?’
And it does work as he gets very chummy with the 2nd prince who’s the one that gets him out of the bad situation first. And bc he has the attention of the second prince, he’s able to meet some of them other characters.
There’s a few characters he won't meet until the academy arc, but most of the important characters he’ll meet around here.
For instance, there’s the commoner character who got into the school through scholarships or bc he has high/rare magic skills or whatever. He’s also one of the capture targets. The MC doesn’t want to find him bc he wants his guy on his side, but bc he knows this guy is actually batshit crazy. He wants to find him earlier to stop him from blah blah that the guy does in all his endings. But he cannot find him until then bc this dude is a commoner and the MC is still technically a part of high society. So it was basically impossible to find him.
This is going to be a big anxiety of the MC once he’s in a more comfortable position. Knowing that this guy in the future will try to do smth very drastic and dangerous, is still out there.
The MC will try to appeal to important characters by acting weak and soft, like, a crybaby a guess? He wants to seem like a little rabbit to others. And to his utter surprise, it fucking works. (He’s taking advantage of his softboi looks, as the character was designed to look feminine and non-threatening so fans during the hype wouldn’t be able to tell the character was going to be a yandere. And therefore making the fact like, a plot twist in the game as Shamus comes off as a quite n’ shy guy at first.)
He forms a bromance with the 2nd prince. After some stuff happens he befriends the villainess who ends up crushing on him. The villainess big bro who’s a siscon is chill w/ him since his sister likes him. But is very much in the mindset that if the MC hurts his sis in any way, he’s never gonna see the light of day. The heroine falls for him very quickly which is actually off-putting for him. (The joke is that she’s airheaded & kinda dumb. She just has a very cheerful personality by default. The reasoning is that that’s how marketing portrayed her and since she’s supposed to be a blank slate that’s just what her personality turned into.) The heroine 100% has her bangs covering her eyes.
The MC leaves a powerful impression on the short cute boy (who’s actually a meanie) and later in the academy arc has this weird anime admiration for him. You know what I’m talking about. The commoner, while harboring a hatred for the aristocrats and nobles, respects the MC to an extent later turning into a crush. (That of which will absolutely give the MC whiplash.)
Two characters who are mobs in the game become the MC’s normal friends when he feels like the personality of the main characters are too much. Maybe he has more mob friends idk yet, but two of the ones he adored as characters the most both end up having crushes on him. One girl, one boy.
5 ppl will like-like him. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
He definitely takes advantage of this lmao. (In like, a protection squad way, not harem.)
Maybe I’ll even have two of the girls lose interest bc they realize they like each other,,,, Have a lilly aside romance,,,, You know bc,,,gurls pretty,,,,
My need for sapphic content aside, ultimately my goal is to have fun while writing this and confuse the heck hacky out of my readers on who the true love interest will be. >:)
I guess I’ll mostly be writing this with a wattpad audience in mind??? (But it’s mostly just for fun so who knows.)
Since AO3 is more oriented to fanfics, my Quotev is the physical manifestation of a dead goldfish in a bowl, and I don’t think this is smth the ppl on FictionPress would like to read about… So yeah, my Wattpad audience it is. I have no choice.
I’m still on the 1st ch as I keep revising my outline. I at least want a solid outline of the first arc before I post anything. Imma try and attempt constant updates but to do so I need to know wtf I’m doing. So all this jazz is subject to change.
And just to let you know how the tone of the story will be (for most of it, the 1st arc is definitely going to be more serious), the title for chapter 1 is ‘Sorry Truck-kun, You’ve Been Replaced’ since he died by choking on an apple instead of being hit by a truck.
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assrotea · 3 years
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Heey! ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜ I'm sooo happy you enjoyed my request!! Sungjin is soooo emotional, even if he doesn't like to show it (he's such a tsundere guy). He's also really good at portraying those emotions on his voice (I really suggest you to listen to his demo Afraid, on YouTube, it's sooooo good 😢😢).
And, if it's not too much, can I ask a similar post for my other bias YoungK? Thanks again 😘
◝(⁰▿⁰)◜ your emojies have me melting! and I did really like writing that one, my heart just went super soft for him OMG!!
I will listen to the song tomorrow when I’m at work!!! Thanks for the suggestion!!!  ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜
YA BOY YOUNG K IDEAL TYPE
his chart said: F R E E   S P I R I T S   O N L Y and has it tattooed on his butt. 
I think he’d be into a very spiritual and smart ass person, not book smart like the typical gemini archetype, I mean street smart and LIFE smart, somebody with a THIRST for THE WORLD (god I feel like I am narrating a sports commercial help me....), someone with whom he can explore lots of things / places etc. Today in my asstro notes post (shameless plug,,, you can chek it out) I listed how sag ppl are quite pessimistic but they yk just prefer to see the good while knowing there is bad things out there and do not want anyone raining in their parade so, someone with a similar attitude would be amazing for him, a realist but also: a dreamer!
someone who doesn’t take everything too personal and with a clear and balanced minset!
As a Boyfriend:
Okay so we were with the sensitive shy bois, now we venture to the other side of the room with fiery crackhead adventurous fuckery this man is
okay so.... BRIAN
SAGITTARIUS KING
this guy has a larger than life attitude
IS hard to tie down 
just saying...
But when he does settle
is very fun-loving
He will steal his s/o’s friends... he’d be one of those
BRUTALLY honest, but that just makes him very trustworthy bc boy just can’t keep his mouth shut 
he has just a single water placement and is a pisces moon 
so he excels at picking up his s/o’s moods and feelings
visual art projects w/ lyrics about his feelings
he would be so accepting like you gays have no idea!!! 
soooo giving and generous with everything
whats mine is yours and whats yours is mine
non judmental
A SWEETHEART
yOU day6 astrology ppl enthusiasts just.... thank you for making me look at this mens charts like........................ THANK YOU
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tarantulas4davey · 3 years
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more hc’s!! even though i’m in school!!
al mining all the way to bedrock with race and being like ‘hey babe can you get this block for me i’m gonna build our house try to get at least five okay?’
and race, clueless, is like ‘sure babe!’ and after twenty minutes race is loSING HIS MIND and al is like uhhh babe i kinda need it?? and race is like, near tears, IM TRYING IM TRYINF I SWEAR I SWEAR
eventually al tells him and race unplugs al’s computer
race speaking italian bc he’s stressed and al doesn’t know what he’s saying but dear god that’s so hot
people make a million gifs abt al’s face and race is like ‘oh so italian is a turn on for you huh?’ but race, little bitch, says it in italian and watches al live up to his nickname of red
one time al is rly tired as he’s streaming and just falls asleep at his computer and race is facing his computer and eventually he realizes he’s been rambling and that al hasn’t said much? and he’s like ‘uhh babe you okay?’ and then looks over and you can see the exact moment his heart bursts bc al just dozed off and he’s so cute and the comments r going crazy
al is pretty shy abt it he’s like oh my god they saw me sleeping that’s so embarrassing hey race stop!! it wasn’t cute!!! and race is like uhhh yeah it was but he’s still sweet ofc and al (who’s slowly becoming more comfortable with himself) is like oh. okay. and the fans are like THATS SO ADORABLE
someone points out at one point that race and al have the exact same follower count and they’re like !!! that’s actually so cute!!!
race’s background is him and al and al’s is just race and they’re so cute and so in love
race n al both getting super into the game and they’re put on opposite teams and become like. lethal. like race is super smart ofc but he’s not saying anything so al has NO idea where to find him, but alternatively, someone keeps killing race’s teammates and no one can seem to beat them theyre so strong??
at one point al walks in and race is like hey hey hey! it’s radioactive red! and starts playing radioactive by imagine dragons and al, bright red, is like i’m going to kill you slowly and race, cheeky bastard, is like ha that’s kinda hot babe and winks and al’s just turning even more red
and ppl are like????? wait wait wait how is al the top did you see how flustered he got?
race n al literally laying on top of each other and full body cuddles but they both get so red when they hold hands and everyone’s like? you just literally sit in each other’s laps but ok
izzy these are fucking incredible i’m dying 😭
- al is such a little shit he totally would do that. race unplugs albert’s gaming monitor but the one with chat is still up and the cameras still going for the stream so everyone can see race whack al in the head with rolled up magazine from his desk and albert just throws race over his shoulder and spins around in circles while chat is loosing its fuckin mind
- whenever albert and race end up on different teams in a game race isn’t as good at and can’t just,,,,, math his way out (i.e. rocket league) he babbles in italian and it got to the point where al would get so distracted he would end up loosing the game cause he’s too busy internally going holyshitthatsreallyhotholyshitholyshit. albert went absolutely scarlet when he saw all the gifs of it and he’s sitting on the couch scrolling through twitter and race walks up behind him and leans down and whispers “why didn’t you mentioned you liked my italian” in italian and albert just ✨looses it✨
- SLEEPY 👏 ALBERT 👏 he doesn’t fall asleep on stream very often, but they do 12+ hour charity livestreams at least once a month so,,,, tired red is a common occurrence. he lives in a perpetual state of,,, ruffled? messy hair sticking up in every direction, a voice that always kinda sounds like he just woke up, constantly reaching for some form of affection from race that’s vaguely reminiscent of a toddler that just woke up from a nap between games, the like. he’s also a very deep sleeper, and it makes his already young face go from about,,,, 19? 20? to like 16 at best. he’s definitely getting better about seeing himself more accurately and all the fans think it’s so cute he doesn’t vehemently reject all of race’s compliments anymore.
- of course these two would be cute about having the same follower count. at one point someone follows albert but not race and race threatens to unfollow albert just to fix it, but about 10 seconds later the person follows him too and all balance is restored to the universe
- they’re 100% eachothers phone backgrounds. their lock screens is that cute thing where race has the half of the picture with albert in it and albert has the half of the picture with race in it and when you set their phones next to eachother in makes one picture. albert’s home screen is art jack made of them for his birthday. and race’s is a picture from the disney trip when al proposed.
- race is trying to pick albert’s teammates off from a distance, and he does fairly well for awhile, but as smart as he is race doesn’t have that much experience (especially compared to albert) so race’s teammates are dropping like flies literally ALL OVER the map and race is just like “?????? how the hell who is doing that” and albert is just silently chuckling to himself from his desk. eventually race is the only one left and albert finds him and just laughs maniacally while race dramatically falls out of his chair when he dies.
- y e s ok so albert blushes REALLY EASILY and race is,,,, race, so he’s honestly not that easy to embarrass and the general ‘red being flustered’ thing makes people confused how he’s the top. that is, until once race is laughing at how red albert is and albert just leans over and whispers something to race and race’s mouth snaps shut and his eyes get all wide and he just immediately changes the subject and albert has the smug look on his face and suddenly,,,, it all makes sense and that face race made gets so memed and albert laughs for 20 years over it
- honestly yeah it’s like
race: *kisses al’s neck and sits in his lap to try and distract him while albert keeps playing with a straight face*
also race: *can’t stop giggling for 5 minutes cause albert locked their pinky’s while showing him something and using the mouse*
~ or ~
albert: *carries race around the gaming room in victory or will randomly kiss him full on the mouth cause he just thinks he’s pretty*
also albert: *goes pink every time race calls him any sort of pet name, especially in italian*
this was written while also trying to keep track of the one year old and six year old i’m babysitting so i apologize for any random mistakes. no small children were harmed in the making of this post 😆
thank you for all of these i love them so much jdhdjdjd
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n1sh1n0ya · 4 years
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hii may i request the pretty setters reaction to their s/o, who is usually quiet, performing like a powerful/badass kpop type dance? thank uuuu
Pretty Setters x shy! s/o who dances? idk i'm bad at naming things
a/n: i don't know the first thing about kpop sorry if that shows in this lol
Kenma Kozume
You and him have a lot in common, and you bond over this quite a lot
Like,, you both have a lot off common interests, you like the things he likes and vice versa, you're both pretty quiet
You’re both pretty and quiet
But if one of you really likes something, they’ll try and get the other into it as well, you got him playing Animal Crossing, he introduced you to apple pie
You basically know that if you like something, he’s gonna like it too
So when he sees you dancing for the first time he's like oh hell no
I am NOT getting dragged into this absolutely not no no no
I feel like out of all of these guys he would be the least surprised to find out that you have another side to you, he has another side to him we just don’t see it in the anime he does I swear
Although he r e f u s e s to join in with you, he definitely enjoys watching from the sidelines ;)
And you only dance in front of him, no one else, he's the only one who knows about your more confident side
Even if he wasn’t as surprised as the other boys on this list, he was still pretty surprised
The bar wasn’t set very high
You wouldn’t see that he’s surprised though, and he wouldn’t tell you, he just smiles to himself, thinking about how proud he is of you
He’ll even look up from his game a little more often if you’re dancing in front of him
Akaashi Keiji
You and your friends often learn kpop dances and post short clips of it online
But you don’t tell anyone about it, you’d be absolutely mortified if anyone you knew found them
Spoilers: You’re about to be absolutely mortified
Out of everyone to see them, Bokuto, your bf’s best friend, and close friend of your own, finds your TikTok and sees ALL you guys’ videos
He totally spam likes ur acc smh
So as soon as you see his name in your notifications, the panic sets in
Ohmygodhesgonnashowakaashinononono
When Bokuto shows him, they’re both kinda in shock
Like, they both thought that they knew you pretty well, but they had NO IDEA that you could or would dance like that
You’re kinda dreading going to school with him the next day, because you know he’s gonna mention it
So when you see him, you brace yourself for him to say something about it, at least to ask you why you didn’t tell him, but he just?? Doesn’t??
You keep looking at him, you can’t tell if he’s not saying anything because he knows that you didn’t want anyone to know about it, or if he genuinely doesn’t know
He notices this, and by the end of the day, when you’re on the millionth glance his way to see if he’s showing any recognition to you, he has to say something
“If you’re worried about me judging you, I think it’s really cool that you can do that”
On the outside, he seems super calm but on the inside he's like
Where did you learn to dance like that? Did you teach yourself? No, there’s no way you taught yourself, so who taught you?
He’s so impressed like?? You have a WHOLE other side to you that he didn’t know about?? You’re so cool??
Sugawara Koushi
He would be your BIGGEST fan
✨ ultimate hypeman ✨
He just loves you so much and anything that makes you happy? Makes him happy too
When he saw you dance for the first time he was really surprised, because, of course you’re super shy, HOW did you change into such a badass like that??
But once he gets over the initial shock of it, he will ALWAYS be cheering you on
He doesn’t really get it, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t appreciate it
If you’re struggling to learn a new routine and are about to give up?? He’s there to hype you tf up
If ppl take the piss and you’re feeling down about it?? He’s there to hype you tf up
Wish i didn’t have to make that point but ppl are mean >:(
he knows you’re the best, and he wants to make sure you know it as well
He won’t join in unless you b e g him, but he’s always happy to give a second opinion and constructive criticism
Once he kinda learns what’s going on, he might even start sending you videos and being like
“You would look so good if you learned this”
You fall in love with him all over again I swear, because he’s taking the time to learn about something you love 🥺🥺
It never fully stops surprising him how you can go from 0 to 100 and then straight back to 0 again within an hour
Like when you’re dancing you look?? So badass?? But when you’re not?? You’re super quiet??
He is l i v i n g for it I tell you that 💅
Tobio Kageyama
You come to him with the idea
He’s tried to teach you volleyball before, so why don’t you teach him something that you enjoy as well?
And then it’ll be a two in one of two of your favourite things; him and dancing
He’s not too keen on the idea at first, but you look so excited, how can he say no
This is the most passionate about something that he’s ever seen you be, he doesn’t wanna let it go to waste
And if you love it, he knows it’ll be great
So at first you gotta demonstrate, because not only is he clueless school-wise, he also has no idea about anything else
He probably doesn’t listen to music at all anyway, so you might have to even explain to him what kpop is lmao 🥴
He’s still a little confused, so you show demonstrate the dance that you wanted him to learn with you
I stg all his thoughts depart
If there was any to begin with that is (probably not)
He’s so a m a z e d
Because?? 1. You can dance like that 2. You look gorgeous when you dance like that 3. Who are you and what have you done with my quiet s/o????
He’s ABSOLUTELY not complaining tho
But,,, when you try to get him to learn,,, ✨no✨
You thought that maybe he would be good at it, because of how graceful he looks on the court, but, maybe you were wrong lmao
Mans has two left feet and NO rhythm and you’re about to give up and crash when he says
“Maybe this isn’t for me, but I’d really enjoy watching you do it again”
He loves how talented you are so much, especially because he’s tried it for himself and knows just how difficult it is
Tooru Oikawa
While he’s at volleyball practice after school, you and your friend meet in an empty classroom so that you can each wait for your bfs to finish their club activities
She’s dating Iwa bcos best friends dating another pair of best friends is the cutest thing to me idk
Because you two know that you’ll be alone, you’re not afraid to go all out practicing the you guys’ favourite dances
You could NEVER do this in front of anyone else, you’d get too embarrassed, but when it’s just you two, and you know that there’s no one around to see, you Go For It™
You two are working super hard on perfecting this one dance that’s been bothering you for weeks
Working so hard that you completely forget the time, and that your bfs will be waiting for y’all
How convenient lmao
So when Oikawa and Iwaizumi come out of the volleyball clubroom and can’t see you two around, they head on over to the classroom that they know you go to while they’re at practice
As they’re coming towards the classroom, they can hear music playing in there, and just poke their heads around the door
At first they’re both in shock, like seeing you, who’s usually so quiet and reserved, going all out on a dance like that??
You two are facing away from them and filming, with your phone propped up on the windowsill, so you don’t notice that they’re watching
Iwa’s pretty happy with staying there and just watching but Oikawa is totally like “ooooh I know this one!!”
So he comes and joins in behind you two
You two are so caught up in your dance that you don’t even see his image on the phone screen in front of you, until you finish dancing and turn around to see your boyfriend, still sweating from vball practice and looking at you in absolute wonder
You try to hide away from him because your boyfriend, who would never expect you to be performing kpop dances in front of a camera in an empty classroom just saw you doing just that and oh GOD that’s embarrassing
He’s like OH HELL NO you are NOT getting away from me now I know you can dance like that COME BACK
Kanji Koganegawa
I feel like he would like to date someone who’s a little more on the quiet side, because he’s super loud and energetic, and he needs someone to balance that out
AND HE’S A TOTAL KPOP STAN FITE ME ON THAT
Him and Oikawa are the biggest kpop stans in the Miyagi Prefecture 💅💅
So I think that he’s gonna be the one to approach you and be like hey we should try this lmao
Like, expecting you to say no, so when you say yes he’s so surprised
You both start learning it separately, so that you’ll be almost done learning it when you see each other
He’s super excited, but then he also knows that you’re quite shy and quiet, so he’s not really expecting you to go all out on this
Oh no he was wrong
When he sees you again for the first time after he suggested it, you both perform as far as you’ve learned to the other, to see how much you have to learn
He goes first, and just imagine him,,,just picture it in your mind 🥺🥺
He’s kinda bad, but a+ for effort
And then it’s your turn
He suddenly panics, because he thinks that it’s quite out of character for you, and he might of accidentally peer pressured you into it lmaoo
You brush him off, and when you start dancing… damn
He’s in shock
If you looked inside his brain right at that moment all you would see is just ????
When he gets over his initial surprise, he kinda realises like,,, that’s hot WHY have i never seen this before
You put him to shame and he knows it
When you’re done he just stares at you
You’re kinda nervous because??he’s not saying anything??
And then he kinda explodes
He’s all like
“WHY did you not tell me you could dance like that that seemed so unlike you??we could have been doing this for months??I didn’t know you could dance like that???what??
Kiss him to shut him up please thank you
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mithaai · 3 years
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20 questions tag !
tagged by: @jaanoo thank u rao jaan i loved reading urs!!! tagging: @bwaldorf @literateleah @bamyan @juniesgf @mehendi hope u all don't mind the tag (no pressure at all) but i think u all r Super Cool and i'd love to see your answers!!
➳ what do you prefer to be called name-wise? just neha is fine!
➳ when is your birthday? july 13th i'm a cancer whatever that means
➳ where do you live? the unites shitstates of america :)
➳ three things you’re doing right now? answering these questions, totally ignoring my art history notes that i should be taking rn & sipping on a iced pumpkin spice latte
➳ four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now? i literally cannot do fandom shit ever again methinks but rn my four top interests are video essays, reading (esp more diverse lit & nonfiction), girl groups music, and uhhh i wanna start learning embroidery?
➳ how is the pandemic treating you? it's one of those could be better, could be worse type of things... one thing i can say for sure is i've grown up a lot during it. i mean i was 16 when it started and now i'm 18 so u can just imagine lol.
➳ song you can’t stop listening to right now? elam by run river north (or rlly all of their songs), also main hoon saath tere by arijit singh <333
➳ recommend a movie dil chahta hai ... that movie is a whole experience !!! such good coming-of-age film and has good songs too
➳ how old are you? eighteen wtf how am i an adult already
➳ school, university, occupation, other? i'm in my first year of uni/college! potential major is graphic design
➳ do you prefer hot or cold? cold pls i'm dying in the heat rn
➳ name one fact others may not know about you. i write with my left hand but do everything else with my right
➳ are you shy? yes very!!!! when everyone i'm with is shy, though, sometimes i'll try to make an extra effort bc it gets too awkward lol
➳ do you have any preferred pronouns? she/her
➳any pet peeves? ppl who r shitty<3 i can't name any on the spot but i have a bunch lol
➳ what’s your favourite “dere” type? none, idk the types sorry
➳ rate your life 1-10. 6ish, definitely not living my best life but am working towards it!
➳ what’s your main blog? this one !
➳ list your side blogs and what they’re used for. @dramachive for kdramas, @moondesk my studyblr, @jaleby for references and such. that's it but i'd like to start a writeblr in the future mayhaps
➳ is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you? i'm sorry i'm the literal worst at keeping in touch and replying to messages etc and that probably makes it rly tough to be friends with me... i'm rly sorry i just have literal pea brain :(( if u don't mind that then pls i'd love to be friends
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I hihi I am!!! A little nervous w/ doing this bc I've never done this b4 so please bear🐻 w// me💦 May I request a match up? A vision, a romantic partner and maybe a friend and/or enemy? If that's too much feel free to just assign me a vision + partner, ehe/// Preferably male for a romantic match-up, but either gender is fine with a friend and enemy match-up^^ I tried to be as detailed as possible but I think I ended up just ranting, so im v v sorry if it's long! I sort of fluctuate when it comes to being an introvert/extroverted. W// strangers and irl, I'm very introverted and shy!! Rarely speak and if I do it's just the usual "Hi how are you? That's good. I'm good too, thank you for asking:)" yeayea I'm not too. Keen on social interaction irl. But I always do my best to be very nice!! I never wanna come off as mean bc wow what a bad first impression that would be. But with friends / ppl ik online?? Whew I am very very friendly n chatty ^^ Either very high energy or very chill, there's rarely any inbetween. Sometimes I like to jokingly tease my friends but I'd never go too far / make them uncomfortable!! And if I do I always apologize right away!! I like to say that I'm affectionate?? My strongest love language is def physical affection, if not quality time. Idk man there's just something about vibing with someone or hugging them that just aaaaa/// Although I usually display affection w// words of affection bc. Literally most of my friends are online friends so I can't actually hug them, sad times. Idk if this is needed/important info but I just remembered: I'm 5'6 around??? Need glasses bc. Whew i am blind (near sighted), I'm poc (specifically black) anndd, hm. Actually I think thats it for this section, aha. As you can see I'm, not really all that organized. Also I don't have the best attention span - while writing this I'm circling between 4 different apps - and I'm a bit of a mess. And also a little stupid. Just a smidge dumb. But I have my moments - I solved like. 2 puzzles in Inazuma by myself so I think that counts for something. I also find that I tend to talk a whole lot when I have an idea or smthn to say abt a thing I'm super interested in!! That's info-dumping. I info dump. Yes. I also really like to listen to other people talk abt things they like!!!! Its so nice :) I'm protective over people I care about!! I've never done it but 100% would bark at someone who messed with someone close to be. Arf arf yaknow. I tend to he impulsive. I'll do something, and be all "YEAH>:D" and then regret it later. And then I'll do it all over again in a fun little cycle :) I consider myself an optimist, but quickly turn into a pessimist whenever it concerns myself. Fun funfun. Should probably mention that I am. A very insecure person w/ dangerously low self esteem, which is super fun esp when you mix that with the fact that I'm rarely ever motivated to improve. Yayayay Also sort of a pushover?? Like most often than not I'll be convinced to do something, even if I'm not too keen on doing it. Also afraid of confrontation when it comes to my friends and strangers (that is, if it's concerning me!! I'll order smthn for my friend but if I need to order for myself?? uhh stutter time aha). I'm also a mega simp ahah! Srsly though if I fall for someone/get infatuated with someone I. Will be so obvious abt it even though I try very hard not to be. Would gush over that person probably. I don't really like mean people tbh. Like yes I'll be nice and civil with them but!!! I cannot stand!!! Rude people!!! Esp when they're mean for no reason like sir??? maam??? homie??? chill pls ty<3 People who aren't necessarily mean, but moreso have bastard energy and are just really "hehe>:D" but playfully are p poggers tho!!! I think I get along with kids!! I have a little sister,, around like. Nine? And we get along really well!! I also try and match a kid's energy whenever I'm tasked with looking after them. I take pride in the fact that kids like me >:].... even if they sometimes scare me-- Ok, interest time!!
I like art!! Quite a bit!! Less of a realistic artist and more of a cartoonist!! Idk there's just something fun abt drawing cartoons, hehe. I also like self ships - I have quite a bit of them, actually ! Idk its comforting drawings your fictional crushes loving you idkidk. I like writing too! Both original stories, and one-shots or personal fics that are associated with already created media!! Writing character backstories and personalities and stuff is also fun too! I've even made my own fictional world with a full fledged backstory n everything! It's very fun to think about. I'm a day dreamer!!! Yea remember when I said I write stories? I day dream abt potential stories even more. Mmm daydream world so nice so warm so fun I read aswell!! Mostly fantasy books, or stories where animals are the protagonists. Think Warrior Cats. But my favorite book series has got to be Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Fantasy owl books, anyway! X Readers are also things I enjoy reading :) Again, s I m p Also gaming!!! Is something fun I do sometimes!!! Although it's usually Genshin Impact, or Wii Sports/Resort w// my little sister. Oh, also pokemon! I rlly like Primarina, Vaporeon, Sylveon and Vulpix/Ninetails! I absolutely adore sweet foods, and baking is smthn I'm def interested in! Don't like foods w// weird textures though, like beans or mashed potatoes. Also I. Love spice so much. Mmm love it when my mouth burns so bad. Don't have a favorite animal but I've had three cats in my lifetime (btw not important but my current cat is named Sylvester and. He's my baby boy) so I am. A very big cat fan. Probably not needed but I really like sword and claymore characters. Literally all of the characters I main are either sword or claymore users. Although I did get Diona, so I miiight start forcing myself to learn how to aimmm. I see that I tend to like people/characters that are a little more extroverted than me. Upbeat, happy type beat!!! Nice sunshine babies, :) I think thats it! I hope this was good enough? Again, first time doing this (at 2am nonetheless) so forgive me if I got too rambly or did anything wrong ^^ Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this! And I hope your day is good / you had a good day, depending on when you read this, ehe!
Hey! Sorry if the wait has been long! I also love Warrior Cats (I promise myself, one day I'll finish it.)
You received... A Pyro vision! Optimistic, enthusiastic, impulsive, reckless, and a lot of energy are the general characteristics held by the Pyro vision. • I hesitated between the Pyro and Hydro vision, but your energy distinguishes you from the Hydro vision. • You said you were impulsive, always doing something you might regret later but still doing it. • You react quickly: as you said, if somebody hurt someone you love, you won't think twice before barking. Your partner would be... Xingqiu! “This feeling was unexpected.” • At first, you were just friends, and Xingqiu really loved to tease you. Actually, you both teased each other. But eventually, a feeling of love towards you grew into Xingqiu. And that was reciprocated. • Your relationship is filled with teases, jokes, and good/funny moments where you mostly share what you commonly appreciate. • He also knows when to get serious: for example, he does everything to support you during your moments of struggle concerning your self-esteem. Your friend would be... Childe! “Luckily, I'm here!” • You two also share funny moments, especially during situations where your “stupidity” is overtaken by his insight. • Sometimes, he finds you cute. • He likes the fact that you get along well with kids. It leads you to great moments with him and his siblings. • You're quite the opposite in terms of self-esteem. I think it's a good thing because it makes you complementary. Your enemy would be... Albedo! A misunderstanding. • You wouldn't hate each other, but I think Albedo wouldn't like the way you use your energy, and when you're more in a chill mood (meaning you're more available for him to talk), he could get pissed at how much times he'd have to repeat himself for you to understand something. • He's very patient, but he understood quickly that his interests would maybe not be within your reach. • You would just be too different. Worth to mention • You and Venti are like drama queens in Mondstadt. You are good friends. But you both know that you can't be more, as it would eventually both drag you down (because of similar problems). • Klee is also your best friend: both of you share decisions that you definitely will regret later. Or maybe not. • Hu tao and you are kinds of silently competing over who's the best tease, and she beats you. My goal is definitely not achieved. I hope I can catch up tomorrow. And don't worry, it was surprisingly good for a first description!
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pinkykitten · 3 years
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Hiii could I please get a free! (iwatobi swim club) and mha matchup? Preferably male characters pls. I am 5’4, an ambivert and a Latina. I have pale skin, mid-length brown wavy hair with bangs, and hazel eyes. I am described as someone who comes off as cold or aloof when I’m around people I don’t know. After getting to know me, I am the complete opposite. I’m just a bit shy at first lol. My friends have told me that I give good advice but like to joke about my stubbornness. I like to make people laugh and try to make the best of any situation. However I have a hard time expressing my emotions. I’m also described as easy going and fun to be around. I love animals especially dogs. I am a hip hop dancer and love to perform. Enjoy reading and playing video games. I love music especially hip hop, rap, & reggaeton. I also love to write music/poetry. I really like drawing and painting. I can be playful and love to tease my friends. I also really like to eat and travel. I really enjoy having deep conversations. I can’t stand people who bully others and people who are fake. I like to be honest and helpful in any way I can. My style is usually anything comfy/casual and I don’t really like wearing skirts or dresses. I speak English and Spanish (learning Japanese & Portuguese). I enjoy watching crime investigations. I don’t really any fears, just not being able to accomplish my goals/dreams. I would say my love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch. What I look for in a partner is someone that is selfless, mature and has depth to them. Also if they are really accepting because I’ve never had that growing up. Thank you so much!! 💘💘💘 p.s. I love your blogs aesthetic ☺️💞
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i ship you with...
rin matsuoka
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he rlly gets you. that’s not easy to say for him but how u r, u personally he gets u on another level. he is also very fearless like u but he is scared he will never finish or do his goals. so when u express ur anxiety over that he completely understands u and will give u advice on he has achieved his dreams. seeing how humble and sweet u r to stranger and friends makes him want to be a better person. he thinks ur so adorable when u act all shy cuz he knows the real u that u let those deserving to him see. he loves when he’s stressed or angry u will do anything to make him laugh and he honestly loves u more form that. he is also very accepting and gets that as well, ever since he was a little boy he had to learn to be serious and take completions seriously so he will never judge u ever. he loves that u r learning and know more languages like him so u both would teach each other sayings and love phrases. it also rlly gets to him that ur not like the other girls in the school that dresses super girly girl he loves u can be urself around him and that ur comfortable it makes him feel like the luckiest boyfriend.
“i don’t rlly know how to dance,” rin scratched behind his head sheepishly.
you guided his hands around ur hips. shaking ur hips and leading him w the sway of the music.
“man, u make this look so easy. but being here with u makes me so happy, baby.” he bends down and kisses ur lips.
shota aizawa
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the video games kinda annoy him but when u teach him oh he is all about lady dimitrescu. u two will go head to head with each other, trying to outdo the other. ppl will never believe one of their teachers plays video games. he loves the advice u give and thinks the kids should be more like u w the amazing advice u give. the talent u have astounds him which never rlly happens w anyone. even tho he himself doesn’t display many emotions, if he knows ur trying to block something or hide something he will try to help in any way, wanting u to be honest bc he would never hurt or judge u. u mean so much to him. he is more serious so when u lay for movie night u will be the little spoon and u two will cuddle. u both also try to figure out who’s the murder first in the crime investigation show. whoever wins has to speak only in the language they have the hardest speaking.
“for the millionth time u cannot pick up that squirrel! i don’t care if ur an animal person and every animal counts. he’s fine here w his nuts and ladies.” he picked u up and carried u away from getting a wild squirrel to ur shared apartment.
a/n: thank you for liking my aesthetic, i try to make it comfy and homey to whoever visits my bakery so thank you very much!
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