WAAAUGHGHH a potential job called me while I was still in bed and I rolled over and took an impromptu phone interview while half asleep I hope I didn’t screw it upppp
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can the Queen die a second time I’m getting kind of bored
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My Roman Empire: Sally dropping a match in an old milkshake knowing Poseidon would walk through that door in 0.7 seconds
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does anybody wanna start a book club but we just read marauders fanfiction?? i can offer snacks on the off chance you live down the road. if you aren’t in snack range i can offer. uhh. friendship.
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I’m a big fan of how Frenchie is illiterate and the smartest of the crew
I like how they didn’t default to Lucius being the plans guy because he can read and write
I love him scamming and swindling fancy white people
I love him being the revenge’s accompaniment
I love Frenchie
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Forgot I was sexting a guy and sent a picture of the tf2 scout saying Bonk which inspired this meme
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Had a dream where sarge was my professor and he docked me points for my favorite ninja turtle being Leo (the blue one). I told him that the turtles all originally had red masks but they gave them different colors to make them easier to tell apart and sarge went “they blue-washed them!”
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DROP EVERYTHING RIGHT BLOODY NOW AND LISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN’S LOG IN RE: DRACULA
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he sure is
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I’m so embarrassingly down for Gale. Whenever he’s on screen in a dialogue bit I literally giggle out loud and twirl my hair. Like UGH men with soppy wet sad gentle brown eyes ruin meeeeeeee 😭🥹🥲🙃
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What if the TOS Captain’s Logs were actually Kirk’s dream journal and that’s why they’re so zany (and 🏳️🌈gay)?
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I just found this old picture of my cat when we first got her as kids
So scrunkly 🥺
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Watching Percy kill a Fury with Medusa’s head through Annabeth’s eyes permanently altered my brain chemistry
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mental health tip: don’t listen to the tortured poets department and think of wolfstar. or of jegulus. or of dorlene or rosekiller. or of any of the marauders, actually.
on an unrelated note i’m um. not doing well.
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please look at my sons
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