Excellent meme formats thank you

Im glad that i have become the supplyer of happy stargate behind the scence photos because they bring my so much joy. And gives me an excuse to find and collect more and more of them.

And having so many means i find things like this.

they are so so perffect, I love this stupid show.

the Iconic Face Journeys™ of "Full Circle"

i figured out why we don't like pete - and its not just because he "gets in the way of our otp" or because shes settling or whatever ship reason

she flinches. when he yells at her, she flinches. this woman, lieutenant colonel Samantha Carter, has stared down goa'uld system lords. she's decked ba'al, spat in (i think) apophis' face, taken the entire sgc back from hathor with only 5 other women - and she flinches from some douchecop. shes scared to turn down his proposal. sam carter isnt scared of anything - except the man she supposedly loves. shes searching for reasons to break up with him and she only does when her dying father points out that he can tell shes not happy. thats why we dont like him.

AGHHHH YESSS HIM WHEN HES USING THE COP VOICE IS SO AHHHHHHHHH 😭😭

New man of the month dropped I’ve spent every waking moment of my life writing a self-insert long fic about the fucking cop from shameless because apparently I have to do everything myself

AHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SM 😭😭😭

@malcolm-reeds-pineapple

LMAO THE BOTS 😭😭😭😭 oh my god I got so pissed that there were only four and then made my own that’s unlisted skdkekxiwkdk

Also I agree like I feel like people forget that Fiona and Tony literally grew up together and were friends. I def kinda think that Fi defo strung Tony along too like she literally could have just talked to him and he would have backed off imo?? Idk??

But I get you on the scene where Tony beats up Jimmy Steve I literally froth at the mouth for that scene like?? The intensity?? Kill me!!! Put me down like a rabid animal!!!! Take me behind the barn and shoot me!!! God dammit that scene hits and I go bonkers 😭😭

Anyway here are some screenshots from my personal reserve for u as an offering

New man of the month dropped I’ve spent every waking moment of my life writing a self-insert long fic about the fucking cop from shameless because apparently I have to do everything myself

I’m so glad u get me holy shit it’s rough out here there are like 6 total Tony Markovich enjoyers on this planet and our fic wells are so dry 😭😭 not to mention there’s like 10 total jpgs of this man on the planet 😔🤙

New man of the month dropped I’ve spent every waking moment of my life writing a self-insert long fic about the fucking cop from shameless because apparently I have to do everything myself

Recently my brother and I drove five hours to go watch the eclipse with our dad. Due to time, we had to go on a day where it was raining and we also had to take my brother’s POS car rather then my less POS car because I took the insurance off mine while I’ve been unemployed. Anyway, a few notes about my brother’s car:

We only have third about 75% of the time

Windows (for the most part) can only be rolled down by the driver because the electrical is kind of fried and the child lock engages and disengages randomly.

His radio worked for about 3 months after he got it and then it randomly shit the bed so he uses USB computer speakers because (amazingly) the USB port still provides enough power to run them (knock on wood)

A squirrel pissed in his air filter a few months ago and due to scummy manufacturing practices, changing the air filter requires taking off the entire dashboard with a proprietary drill head. So, naturally, we have not changed that air filter.

We have a cache of Mary Brown’s honey dill sauce tucked away for occasions in front of the display screen that used to say it was January first, 2012 no matter how you set it, but now due to electrical issues, it now eternally says that the passenger door is open.

So already off to a great start. However, as we closed in on our destination, about four hours in, blasting weird Quebecois folk music on our USB computer speakers, the driver side wiper flew off and into the middle of a four lane highway. At this point, it wasn’t raining too much, and the next spot that could possibly have a wiper was literally our destination, so we had to press on. We figured the rain was dying down, so all would be fine.

All was not fine. Gradually, the rain really started coming down and I began to plan how we would Not Die. I grew up watching a lot of both Top Gear and RedGreen, so I have a very creative approach to car trouble. When we eventually had to pull over to avoid vehicular death, I gave my brother my plan.

The plan was to move the dinky passenger wiper to the driver side and then to avoid the horrible metal on glass noises when we used the wiper, we would tie fabric onto the passenger wiper arm. He agreed to the plan and we got out to execute the plan. Thankfully, I pack for a weekend trip like I’m going to shit myself twice a day, so I pulled out two pairs of underwear that I wouldn’t miss if the plan failed. Then, we used the drawstring from a pair of sweatpants to tie the underwear around the wiper arm. On a side note, the only thing we had to cut the drawstring with was a small chainsaw we were taking to my dad’s to clean up a couple trees.

Anyway, allow me to introduce to you……………… The Panty Swiper

Send me 10 characters and I will tell you who I would…

Marry

Drink tea with

Party with

Kiss

Go out on a date with

Push down the stairs

Slap

Invade the dreams of

Take a nap with

Rob

Me adding the previously unnamed shop keeper to my Important NPCs list because the party spent 20 minutes asking him questions about his lore and now I have to remember what I said for 20 minutes:

The Party and their new pal Arnold the previously unnamed shopkeeper:

tng weed tribute!!!!!!

Cadet. This is no time to lie down on the job.

no this is so stupid 

Calling all Canadian (and the rest of the world if you feel like travelling) SGA –and Stargate in general– fans!! As many of you may know it's the 20th anniversary of SGA this year, and the guest list at Basingstoke Comic Con has literally everyone there. Some of us on the other side of the pond can't make it (me among others). HOWEVER! There is hope for us!

Ottawa Comic Con has a guest suggestion list! You can pick 5 people you'd like to see! Actors and other creators have to get invited to these things, so if there is enough interest from fans I think there is a good chance that the con organizers might invite some! I picked Joe Flanigan (shocking I know!), David Hewlett, Jewel Staite, Paul McGillion, and Rainbow Sun Franks. As the latter four still live in Canada.

I can speak for myself, and maybe other fans who live in close enough proximity to Ottawa, that it would be awesome to see some Stargate people at a con, it's been awhile since we've had one on this side of the continent.

Thank you everyone who fills this out and shows support 🤙💜

I managed to convince my family to play D&D with me and by that I mean I held a gun to everyone’s heads and told them to play D&D with me. I am by no means experienced with D&D, however I’m committed to the bit and I just got the essentials kit.

Last time I played D&D with my family (my mom, grandmother and brother), I made the mistake of making everyone a character and handing it to them on the day of to avoid a boring session 0. This time, I’ve entirely changed my approach.

Nanny is playing a sidekick and I’ve built her a modified character sheet that walks her through everything for combat along with 3 parking spots for her dice that tell her which ones she uses and when. Due to sidekick rules, it’s also very easy for me as the DM to play her character during combat if she doesn’t want to. She’s 80 years old and I’m lucky I’ve gotten this far. Because she’s playing a sidekick, she also has different rules than the others which makes it easy for me to explain to the other players why nanny can do something but they can’t (however, I’ve gone over it with my other players in their session zeros and they agree that 80 years is long enough on the planet to bend the rules in dungeons and dragons).

Individualized session zeros. Where I’m working with two brand new players and one player who has played one singular campaign, I’ve found it’s easier for me to have 3 short session zeros for each player rather than needing to have an entire afternoon of a session zero that would 100% make everyone lose interest. For my brother (experienced and interested), our session 0 was character creation where we worked together on a backstory for his character and went over anything he was unclear on in terms of game mechanics. I gave him a brief summary of the world and he was able to craft ways of how he could have depth in his character. That session was about four hours long. Meanwhile, Nanny’s session 0 was 15 minutes long and I had her pick out a sidekick card and then went over the basic game mechanics with her.

Introducing NPCs that allow me to run goofy one shot adventures when not all players are present. We’re running Dragon of Icespire Peak at the moment, but my mom isn’t always around as she lives five hours away. However, my brother and Nanny like the game and would prefer to play more frequently. By introducing a few goofy NPCs in the main town, I’ve been able to have those goofy one shots without breaking the immersion in the world/confusing my nanny. The one-shots loosely tie into the story, but they’re mostly about getting my nanny more comfortable with the game. They have absolutely no levelling or consequences and are more about interaction and role playing.

I’ve also given them each a character folder so that they can keep their stuff all in one place and I can give their characters things before sessions. So for the first session, I had my brother’s character own an incomplete map of the area that was given to him by his mentor. I made sure it was folded to show the area where the characters were on the map but then had a full map of the area be a reward for helping the goofy NPCs I added for one shots. Players were also each given a notebook and a combat cheat sheet in their folders. I take these back at the end of the session so I can see their notes and plan my next session around what they liked enough to take notes on.

I already kinda touched on this but holy shit hand outs and physical props my beloved. So far my players have LOVED getting letters from NPCs or getting an actual map that looks like it’s aged and been through the wringer. For their next quest, they’ll be getting a set of sending stones, so I’m going to the beach before the session to pick out some nice stones that I can give them to actually have a physical representation of them so that way the cards can just be instructions to go along with them.

I’ve also colour coded each one of my characters based on their folder colour so I have a highlighter, pen, page flag, and index card colour associated with each one of them. That allows me to have their race/class/background flagged in my PHB or write down backstory notes on their index cards. They also each have a page in my OneNote workbook affiliated with them just by colour. It’s made things super easy

I’ve put their character sheets in plastic sleeves so they can track HP/spell slots with a dry erase marker.

So far these things are working well. It’s definitely hard to keep engagement, but at least this time I’ve been able to kinda do it. I did all this with a budget of 15 bucks at the dollar store and with shit I had around the house, so I’m not spending money on it either which is nice. Granted, I do have access to a printer and a shitload of craft supplies, so that’s made it a lot easier.