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asksimonbelmont · 6 days

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Cheers! What's your favorite place to be kissed? This time, I want an answer! 😤🤭✨️

(I love to make him embarrassed. He is soo cute! 😍)

Simon: ...I am grateful to be kissed where ever Selena chooses.

Selena: Allow me to translate: he likes kisses on his forehead, cheek, and jaw the most. Lips too, of course, but that’s reserved for when we are alone.

Selena: As for more intimate moments, he—

Simon: —come now, they needn’t know that much detail… Selena: Be more specific with your replies and I won’t have to elaborate, my husband.

#jcfhbsidfhsidfhskzfdhncifnhesirfge #IGNIX THANK YOU SO MUCH #this made my entire day #week #life #ahjfbsjdfs #aaa #this is perfect perfect perfect #and thank YOU for asking such great questions #providing great prompts #and engaging with my work so enthusiastically!#it means the world

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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Simon was very ill that evening.

[Thank you for all of your questions! :) That was fun! We'll resume regular asks from this point on.]

#akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #selena belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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Cheers, Simon! Put down the beer and start sleep maxing

Sleep maxing?… I’m struggling to understand… Perhaps it’s time I go to sleep.

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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Cheers! What's your favorite place to be kissed? This time, I want an answer! 😤🤭✨️

(I love to make him embarrassed. He is soo cute! 😍)

Simon: ...I am grateful to be kissed where ever Selena chooses.

Selena: Allow me to translate: he likes kisses on his forehead, cheek, and jaw the most. Lips too, of course, but that’s reserved for when we are alone.

Selena: As for more intimate moments, he—

Simon: —come now, they needn’t know that much detail… Selena: Be more specific with your replies and I won’t have to elaborate, my husband.

#nothing brings me more joy than embarrassing simon #thank you #any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #simon belmont #castlevania #selena belmont #selena (haunted castle)#haunted castle

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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Does every Belmont have a drinking problem...?

Your guess is s’good as mine. Alcohol is a rare and expensive commodity. The last time I drank, it was for my sending-off banquet, years ago.

It is not something my forefathers wrote about in their journals. But, it’s not outside the realm of possibility…

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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cheers, Simon. have some water. you'll thank me for it in the morning

I will. Thank you.

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 9 days

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You drank more than my dad can. He can drink 12 beers in one night. Also I hope the hangover isn't too bad tomorrow

Ugh, a hangover somehow didn’t cross my mind… I haven’t had alcohol in years…

(I doubt I will again after today, frankly.)

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 10 days

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Simon, imagine, you get to Dracula, and he starts courting you saying how lonely he is. What do you do? Cheers!

I wouldn’t doubt his loneliness, but I do not think he would be in his right mind to begin courting me…

Though, I s’pose one cannot be too cautious of potential vampiric prossessio—pross—ugh!—possession. Ugh, I'm slurring my words...

#couldn't help myself to make a CV2 “prossess” joke #any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 10 days

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Cheers! Drink whiskey next

Have mercy - I'm at my limit...

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 11 days

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cheers, Simon! what's the biggest monster you think you could take in a fist fight?

I think I could handle a warg with my bare hands easily.

#any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 11 days

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Cheers! 🍻 What, if any, dishes do you like the best? And, perhaps…? *gently slides the Ocarina of Time towards Simon* I dare you to play this. ;)

Food is the furthest thing from my mind at the moment…

Wha’s this?… How do I play this?

(Oh, they must be playing a trick on me...)

#sorry for the delay on replies i've been busy irl #a few days without drawing simon and i'm frustrated that he looks “off-model” to me #ah well lol #any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #fun fact i initially thought you handed Simon the N64 cart for OoT and asked him to play #i cackled thinking about this man just holding a hunk of plastic like “what do i even do with this" lol #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 16 days

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cheers! let me smooch you my little descendant! - trevor belmont

Trevor Belmont? Tha's impossible...

Selena: It's only me, Simon. I think you've had enough.

Simon won't be drinking more, but he'll continue to answer questions until he calls it quits.

#guy's gonna die if he keeps drinking but there are still a few lovely questions we need answered lol #any simon applicable #akumajou dracula #castlevania #selena belmont #selena (haunted castle)#trevor belmont #50 followers celebration

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asksimonbelmont · 16 days

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Cheers Simon! What would you do if you saw Dracula and he was oiled up and butt booty naked and shaking his ass? How would you feel? I think it'd be pretty awesome lol