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arc-misadventures · 2 months

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Scroll Case

Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?

Yang: Sure. Let me…?!

Jaune: Thanks!

Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.

Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?

Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.

Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!

Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.

Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ladies?

Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.

Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?

Yang: Well, no…

May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.

May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.

Yang: Since when were you that big…?

Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.

Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’

Yang: Not many…?

Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.

Nora: I can use mine as a charger!

Yang: Seriously?

Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.

Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!

Yang: That’s a compelling argument…

Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?

Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.

Jaune: That’s fair.

Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?

Jaune: How, what?

Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!

Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.

Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!

Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…

Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.

Glynda: Oh~?!

Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.

Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?

Jaune: No.

Yang: R-Really?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Did you want me to?

Yang: …

Yang: Kinda…

Jaune: Uhh… what?!

Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.

Jaune: Say what now?

May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you…?

Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’

Jaune: Kinda…

Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?

Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.

Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!

Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…

Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

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epic-arc · 1 year

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Jaune: I told Weiss their ears flush when they lie. Nora: Why? Jaune: Look. Jaune: Hey Weiss! Do you love us? Weiss, covering their ears: N-No! Nora: Aww she is so cute!

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #weiss x nora x jaune #nora's arc #white knight #nora x weiss #nora x jaune #jaune x weiss #jaune x nora #weiss x jaune #weiss x nora #thunder swords

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superiorsturgeon · 11 months

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Nora’s Happy Ending

Nora: I’ve had a tough life…you could even call it a tragic backstory!

Nora: But in the end, I think I’ve finally got what I always wanted…a big family of my own!

Nora: *looks down at Ren, Jaune, and Oscar, who are listening to her pregnant belly as their babies stir and kick*

Ren/Jaune/Oscar: 🥰

Nora: *smiles and plays with her boys’ hair*

Nora: …I’m the queen of the castle…! 🥰

#rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #nora’s reverse harem #Nora X jaune #ren x nora #Nora X Oscar #nora’s boys #rwbabies #poly jnor #Nora would love to have a family of her own

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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months

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Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

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davidellisartworkstuff · 9 months

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They're so happy the boys got funded! Well done to everyone for funding the Team JNPR plushies!

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lord-of-rain · 6 days

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Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?

Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*

Garnet: O-okay?

Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*

Garnet:

Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.

Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwbabies #nora valkyrie #renora

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moistmailman · 5 days

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*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

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reashot · 12 days

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Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

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zexapher · 2 months

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A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

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juanarc-thethird · 5 months

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Just Fuck Already!

Cinder: *Angry* I will kill you and feed your flesh to the Grimm.

Jaune: *Angry* I want to see you try it after I cut your head off.

Nora: Just fuck already!

Jaune/Cinder: *Blushing* What?!

Nora: Don't "What?!" me. It's obvious that you guys want to fuck each other. Just do it and get it out of your system.

Cinder: I don't want to *ahem* fuck him!

Jaune: Yeah, me *Ahem* me neither!

Nora: And what was that now? Are you two hesitating?

Jaune/Cinder: N-No

Nora: Look, I'm just saying that I'll leave and come back in, say, 3 hours and during that time you can "kill" each other. Got it?

Cinder: *Red* What are you insinuating?!

Nora: Me? Nothing. I'm just letting you two know. So... I'll be back in 3 hours ok.

Jaune: *Red* Nora sto-

Nora: I'LL BE BACK IN 3!! *leaves*

Jaune/Cinder:....

Cinder: As if, we are not going to fuck each other. That's funny.

Jaune: Yeah, she's just talking nonsense.

They fucked for 3 hours.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby cinder fall #cinder fall #rwby cinder #cinder #nora valkyrie #nora #rwby nora #rwby nora valkyrie #rwby jaune x cinder #jaune x cinder #rwby arcfall #arcfall #rwby #rwby shitpost

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months

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Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

#jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #renorarc #jnr #martial arcs #nora's boys #nora's arc #rwby shitpost #source: pseudostars #source: twitter/x

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arc-misadventures · 16 days

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Jaune FMK: a vampire, werewolf, ghost girl

Jaune: MFK X

Nora: Jaune, MFK!

Jaune: Again? I thought we were done with these.

Nora: You will never be done with these…

Jaune: Well now I’m scared… Okay, who is it this time?

Nora: Not who, what!

Jaune: Well now I’m even more scared…

Nora: MFK: A ghost, a werewolf, or a vampire! What will it be?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Seriously? Those are my choices?

Nora: Yes!

Jaune: You’re running out of woman for me to pick haven’t you.

Nora: Shut up, and answer the question!

Jaune: Okay, okay, okay! Seesh…

Jaune: Kill the werewolf, fuck the ghost, and marry the vampire.

Nora: You would fuck… the ghost?

Jaune: I’ll explain my logic as so: I don’t want to fuck a werewolf that��s just weird. And, I’d rather marry the vampire because they’d be human, mostly human. So, I’d fuck the ghost, I would technically be fucking nothing, so it, only the vampire I’d be really doing anything with in the end.

Nora: That makes sense. But, what if the ghost possessed someone’s body, would you still fuck them then?

Jaune: …

Nora: Say if a ghost possessed me, would you fuck me~?

Jaune: Haaa… Are you possessed by a ghost, Nora?

Nora: Maybe~?

Jaune: Who is possessing you, Nora?

Nora: Wouldn’t you like to know.

Jaune: Tell me the truth, and I may sleep with you.

Nora: Pyrrha.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay then.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #jaune x nora #nora x jaune #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #rwby nora’s arc #rwby arkos

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brokentrafficknight · 3 months

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Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arslan altan #yang xiao long #arculus rift #lancaster #arkos #sunflowyr #renora #ren x arslan

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superiorsturgeon · 2 years

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Nora: *stirring her cauldron* Hahahaha….Nyahahahaa!!

Nora: NYAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Pyrrha: *flicks lights on* Hey, Nora…whatcha doing?

Nora: Oh, just brewing a little love potion for a certain someone!

Pyrrha: Wait…didn’t you do this last year? And it didn’t work?

Ren: Also you shoved me in the cauldron and nearly drowned me to make sure I would drink it.

Nora: Well, this year is going to be different! I’ve tweaked my recipe and this time around I’m going to get my Rennie, guaranteed!

Nora: …wait, Ren?

Ren: Yes, I’m here.

Nora: If you’re here, then who…?

Jaune’s head suddenly breaks the surface of the love potion, gasping for air and coughing up liquid.

Jaune: *cough* Haa…ha…hooo…hey, Nora, have I ever told you how awesome your hair looks? 🥰

Pyrrha: 😱 WHAT?!

Ren: 😑

Nora: 😨 …uh-oh.

#rwby #team jnpr #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #nora’s arc #Nora x jaune

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lovingdabeessss · 3 months

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Yang and Pyrrha paying for everyone hc my beloved

Pyrrha canonically has her picture on pumpkin petes cereal so I personally believe they sponsor her like an influencer and that’s how her team gets money and maybe jaune could get small job but I doubt Pyrrha would let him, mr broke into beacon needs to focus on his studies a LOT

Neither ren or Nora would be able to get through an interview and I truly believe that also I believe they’d just rather help Pyrrha get more sponsors influencer style

I think Weiss would get in a lot of trouble from her father if she got a job plus with her notoriety it might actually make it really hard to get a normal job

Blake “known terrorist” belladonna gotta keep her head down

Ruby’s got younger sibling privileges of expecting your older sibling to pay for everything

I love broke college student centric ideas for the beacon era teams

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #ruby rose #yang x blake #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren

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dragonking10 · 5 months

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The Red Riding Rose was walking in the woods with a goody basket for her older sister when suddenly she was cut off by a blonde wolf

Jaune wearing fake wolf ears: Hello little Red.

Ruby wearing her V4 Outfit: Oh why hello there Mr. Wolf.

Jaune: I'm feeling a little hungry, what's in that basket that you got there?

Ruby: Sorry Mr. Wolf, it's for my sister, but I got something else that you can devour to satisfy your hunger~.

Ruby puts down the basket and rips her chest window open a bit revealing a nice view of her cleavage.

Jaune was caught off guard: Uh...

Ruby: My what big strong arms you have

Jaune: Well... um-

Ruby: My what rock hard abs you have

Jaune: Ruby I think you're getting way off script-

Ruby notices Jaune's growing bulge

Ruby licks her lips: Oh my, what a nice big cock you have~.

Jaune: 😳

Ruby: You're gonna be the first and only person to give my middle name a meaning~.

Ruby runs towards Jaune

Jaune: AYO CHI-

Jaune was tackled by a horny Rose

MEANWHILE

Oscar was holding a microphone

Oscar: Uh... should we help him?

Ozpin inside Oscar's head: Oh dear, she inherited her mother's sex drive.

Nora sitting on the Director seat: Nah leave them alone this is pure gold, Ren keep rolling!

Ren as a cameraman: I'm on it.

Ren silently prayed for his brother in all but blood.

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #ruby rose x jaune arc #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #nora valkryie #lie ren #oscar pines #headmaster ozpin #rwby #lancaster4life

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