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arc-misadventures · 19 days
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Forklift Certified
Jaune: Hey, Blake did you know I'm forklift certified?
Blake: That's nice...?
Jaune: Yeah, I need it so I can lift that dump truck ass of yours~!
Blake: ...
Blake: Can you believe this guy?
Yang: Let me put it this way; Either you sleep with him first, or I go first.
Blake: First?
Jaune: Then I’ll use my forklift to lift those phat tits of yours~!
Yang: Mm-mh~! Oh gods I’m so wet right now~!
Blake: UHHH?!
Pyrrha: Jaune’s forklift certified?!
Pyrrha: That’s hot~!
Blake: How?
Jaune: I’m gonna need it to lift those thic thighs of yours~!
Pyrrha: Oh gods~!
Blake: That’s… what…?
Glynda: I need to see your certification, Jaune… J-Just to be sure…
Jaune: To pick up my queen? Can do!
Glynda: Ara ara, Jaune~!
Blake: You’ve gotta be kidding me…
Kali: Instead of her little but, how about you pick up my thic phat ass instead, handsome~?
Jaune: Can do my lady!
Blake: M-Mom?!
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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The Male Gaze
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Pyrrha: …
Blake: …
Yang: …
Yang: I know, Jaune said he likes a woman with curves, but I didn’t think he meant it like that.
Pyrrha: She does have nice curves.
Blake: I can’t wear a helmet like that. My ears would get in the way.
Yang: But, what if you wear a helmet with cat ears?
Pyrrha: Oh, I bet you’d look good.
Blake: Do you think, Jaune would like it though? I mean, its a suit of armour.
Pyrrha: He will.
Yang: Let’s ask him just to be sure. Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Yeah?
Yang: See this girl on the left?
Jaune: Yeah?
Yang: Smash, or pass?
Jaune: Pass.
Yang: And, the girl on the right?
Jaune: Smash.
Blake: What…?
Pyrrha: Told you~!
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arc-misadventures · 4 months
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Ladies Gymwear
Jaune: Damn… who told, Yang that I find sportswear hot?
Coco: You find ladies in sportswear hot? Seriously, I thought you had better taste in woman’s fashion.
Jaune: Coco, my darling fellow woman’s fashion lover, you mean to tell me don’t find that, hot?
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Coco: …
Coco: MmmPh~! That’s hot~!
Jaune: Told you~!
Velvet: What the? Yang, are you wearing my gym clothes?
Yang: And, rocking them~!
Velvet: You’re stretching them! Do you any idea how hard it is to find clothing stores that sell to faunas?!
Yang: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find gym clothes that fit these girls?
Velvet: They’re not even in your size!
Yang: Yeah, they are too tight! MmmmmmH~!
Coco: (Whistles) That ass~!
Jaune: I wish to see them jiggle…
Velvet: Give me back mya gym clothes, ya cunt!
Coco: Uh oh, she gone down under mode; Yang’s gonna get it now.
Yang: Excuse me?! What did you… AHHHH?!
Velvet: Give dem back ya bitch!
Coco: Oh shit, they’re wrestling now.
Jaune: We should probably break them apart.
Coco: We should.
Jaune: …
Coco: …
YV: (Intoxicating groaning sounds)
Coco: …
Jaune: …
Coco: Say, Jaune?
Jaune: Yes, Coco?
Coco: You up for switching girlfriends for a round of fun?
Jaune: I wouldn’t be against it, but why not just the four of us have a little fun all together instead?
Coco: I’m game.
Jaune: great. So when shall we begin then?
Coco: Mmmmm… Five more minutes. My show’s just starting~!
Jaune: Okay then.
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arc-misadventures · 3 months
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Momsome
Yang: Mom stop sleeping with my with my boyfriend!
Raven: Mmmmm… No.
Yang: Do you have any idea how messed up it is that my mother is sleeping with my boyfriend?!
Raven: No not really.
Yang: Well, how would you feel if I slept with your boyfriend?!
Raven: Kinky~!
Yang: Eh…?
Raven: I’d ask you if I could join you actually.
Yang: Eh…?!
Raven: As a matter of fact… Would you like to join me, and Jaune next time when we have some… fun~?
Yang: …
Yang: Yes…
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Blake: Is it true that you’re sleeping with, Yang, and her mother?!
Jaune: …
Jaune: If I answer you, will you go away?
Blake: Mmmmmmm… yes.
Jaune: Will you?
Blake: Yes… Yes I will…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Haaa…
Jaune: Yes I am…
Blake: That’s so hot!
Jaune: Yes it is, go away.
Blake; Okay!
Jaune: …
Jaune: I’m going to regret this aren’t I…
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Blake: Oh yeah~! This is going to be so hot~!
Raven: Still working on your trashy smut fanfiction little kitty?
Blake: Huw what hey?!
Raven: Let’s see what you’ve got here~?
Raven: …
Raven: Pfft… Okay, kitty you’re coming with me.
Blake: W-What? Why?!
Raven: I’m going to show you what really happens when the three of us get together, not what you think happens.
Blake: Y-You’re gonna do what?!
Raven: Don’t worry we’ll be gentle.
Raven: At first~!
Blake: …
Blake: Awesome…!
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arc-misadventures · 4 months
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WW BF
Yang: So, your boyfriend…
Blake: Jaune, what about him?
Yang: He’s a werewolf…
Blake: Yeah?
Yang: Okay… so uhh… that gif with the pineapple, is that true?
Blake: Oh one hundred percent true. Honestly, I’m amazed that I’m not pregnant from the first time we did it. It just… wouldn’t stop…
Yang: Okay… That’s nice to know…
Blake: …
Yang: …
Blake: You wanna have a go with him?
Yang: Oh please gods yes!
Blake: Cool.
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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Meeting Your Mothers
Yang: Hey, Jaune, how did meeting my mother go?
Jaune: My pelvis hurts.
Yang: W-What…?
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Ruby: So, Jaune did you meet my mom? Did she give you some of her famous cookies?
Jaune: I much preferred her milk than her cookies.
Ruby: H-Her milk? What are you talking about.
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Blake: Hey, Jaune, how was seeing my mother, she didn’t tell any embarrassing stories about me did she?
Blake: Please tell me she didn’t…
Jaune: She needs to trim her nails; My back is covered in scratches.
Blake: Why is your back covered in scratches…?
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Weiss: How was seeing my mother, Jaune; Hope she wasn’t too drunk.
Jaune: She compared your father to a shrimp, and me to a horse.
Weiss: What are you talking about?
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Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune! So what do you think of my mother?
Jaune: She’s hoping for a boy, personally I’m hoping for a girl?
Pyrrha: Girl, boy? What are you talking about?
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Some time, and a realizations later.
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RWBYP: …
Blake: Jaune slept with our moms…
Yang: Yep…
Blake: Each, and every one of them…
Pyrrha: More than once I’d bet.
Blake: And, they all liked it…
Weiss: He’s better than my dad, that’s all I’m gonna say…
Blake: Jaune fucked our moms…
Ruby: Mom seemed to be glowing…
Blake: Our moms managed to sleep with, Jaune the first day they met him, and we haven’t been able to bed him ourselves in over a year! The fuck is this bullshit?!
Pyrrha: Maybe, Jaune likes milfs?
Weiss: It can’t be something as stupid as that!
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Sun: You slept with all their moms?!
Neptune: Why would you do that?
Jaune: Simple; They’re milfs.
SN: …
SN: Nice.
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arc-misadventures · 14 days
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Birds of a Feather
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Jaune: Dang it. Yang! ~~~ The same thing happens again the next day. ~~~ Jaune: First, Yang, now you, Raven?! Jaune: Get off my bird feeder! Raven: What? How did you know it was me?! Jaune: Boobs. Raven: Are you checking me out~? Jaune: Uhh...? Yang: Does that mean you're checking me out too~? Jaune: UHHH...?! RY: Ara Ara~! Jaune: ... Jaune: Oh no...
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arc-misadventures · 1 month
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How to, ‘Bard.’
Jaune: Coco?
Coco: Yes?
Jaune: How does a Paladin, do a 'Bard?'
Coco: Jaune, sweety, I'm an Artificer, not a Bard. Why don't you ask, Neptune, how to flirt with woman; he's a Bard?
Jaune gives, Coco a blank stare.
Coco: ...
Coco: What the fuck did I just say...?
Jaune: Something that makes me want to stab you thinking you're not the real, Coco, and some sort of mimic.
Coco: I wouldn't blame you if you did... Neptune may be a bard, and they’re know for seducing people. But, by the gods if he tried to flirt with a statue, and it would slap him.
Jaune: He has, and it fell on him.
Coco: Pfft! Hahahaha! How the hell did that happen?!
Jaune: The Goddess of love was giving him a hint. A very blunt hint.
Coco: Did he take the hint?
Jaune: This was before you met him.
Coco: Ah, so I wasn’t the first lady to deck the prick.
Jaune: Nor the last. So, flirting with woman, how do I do that?
Coco: First let me see what we're working with; I have to know what we’re working with before I can do anything.
Jaune: Her name is, Winter Schnee. She’s that white haired high elf over there.
Coco: A high elf? Aiming high aren't we~?
Jaune: I know what I like, and I like her.
Coco: Okay, so it’s the high elf…
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Coco: ...
Jaune: So... Got any advice for me?
Coco: …
Coco: I'll flip you for her.
Jaune: WHAT?!
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arc-misadventures · 11 months
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A Swimsuits Appeal
Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!
Yang: Lets go!
Nora: Cannonball!
(SPASH!)
Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?
Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.
Nora: Okay!
Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.
Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.
Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?
Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?
Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.
Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?
Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?
Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!
Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…
Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.
Jaune: Family?
Willow: Well, since you were going swimming, I thought I might as well join in on the fun. Although, I too am looking forward to relaxing in the jacuzzi more than swimming. Are you planning on joining us, Jaune?
Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?
Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!
Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.
Willow: Marvellous~!
Winter: I’m looking forward to it.
Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.
Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!
Willow: Yes, Jaune~?
Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you
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Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.
Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.
Weiss: I never denied that.
Winter: Yes you did.
Weiss: No I didn’t!
Jaune: …
Blake: …
Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!
Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!
Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.
Blake: Excuse me?
Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?
Blake: I… What?
Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?
Blake: Because it shows more skin.
Jaune: Is that it?
Blake: What more is there to it? The smaller bikini the more skin you get to see; seeing all a women has to offer right there in front of you. It’s like catching someone in their underwear, but your actually allowed to check them out~!
Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.
Blake: Excuse me?!
Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!
Blake: W-What does that mean?
Jaune: You see a bikini shows off everything; you know what the subtleness of a woman’s curves are, you can clearly see how well endowed a woman, how well defined the fullness of a woman rear is. And if they wear an even smaller bikini you see more, but their is no beauty in such apparel that gets the blood boiling with desire, and unbridled lust. It is quite simple really, very boring, and only alluring to those with such simplistic pallets such as yourself.
Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!
Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!
Blake: Meaning?
Jaune: As I said, in a bikini you see everything a woman has to offer in a bikini, but in a one piece it hints at everything she has to offer. It shows off how well endowed her bosom is, but since you can’t see her flesh precisely, your mind starts to wonder, and think of so many possibilities. Tell me; what do you think your mind starts to think about?
Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?
Jaune: Precisely, but there is more! They fully encompass her chest, so you get to see the shape of her chest, you know how big it appears to be. But, what is worse, it is that it is tight across her body. However, that makes it all the more tantalizing in the long run~!
Blake: How so?
Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?
Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…
Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?
Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…
Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?
Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?
Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.
Blake: Flavours of the body?
Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?
Blake: Yes.
Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?
Blake: Yes…
Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.
Blake: Y-Yes…
Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!
Blake: Oh gods…
Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.
Blake: O-Okay…
Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.
Blake: Shapely…
Jaune: Don’t you want to just pull at the edge of her swimsuit, to let it go, and see how her butt ripples upon the impact. How the sound will echo within your ears. And, the moan that escapes her lips. Don’t want you to hear that?
Blake: Oh gods yes…
Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.
Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!
Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.
Blake: T-Taking it off…?
Jaune: When it comes to a flimsy bikini like yours, you just pull a couple of strings, and it falls to yhe ground, then you’ll go out it in like those third rate porn videos you like to pleasure yourself to.
Blake: How did you know that?!
Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.
Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…
Jaune: I highly doubt that. Now, back to a lady in a one piece. When you take off her swimsuit, your arms will be across her body. Running up, and down her body as you press yourself against her. Feeling her body against you only being block by a thin piece of fabric. But, your hands have to run up her shoulders, to peel of the straps that have been stuck to her body. Then you pull them off revealing that succulent chest you have been fantasizing about, then you run your hands down her waist, peeling more of her swimsuit off, revealing more, and more of her succulent body in the bare flesh until it’s all gone. All the while your mind is running wild with the desire to kiss her all across her body. Passion runs you rampant as you crave to squeeze her body, to feel the softness of her skin upon your hands. Your body burning with lust to claim her as yours, and yours alone. Do you feel that, Blake, the desire, the lust, and the passion coursing through your body?
Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!
Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?
Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?
Jaune: This!
Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!
(SPLASH!)
Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!
Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!
Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!
Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.
Blake: You asshole!
Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!
Blake: Grrrrrrrr!
Ruby: You okay, Blake?
Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?
Blake: …
Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…
Yang: Eh?
Ruby: What?
Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!
Ruby: What is she talking about?
Yang: Beats me.
Ruby: Okay then.
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arc-misadventures · 7 months
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Family 2.0
Athena: So, Jaune, Pyrrha has told me that you’ve had some family problems…
Jaune: Like how none of them think I’m good enough for, Pyrrha?
Athena: Yes, that!
Pyrrha: I’m gonna smash their heads in if they dare say that to his precious face again!
Athena: Okay…? But, why would anyone say that about you? I mean you are a really great guy; You’re kind, caring, handsome, intelligent, built like a brick storehouse. Nice job there, Pyrrha~!
Pyrrha: Mom?!
Athena: But, for real, Jaune you’re a fantastic guy, I am thrilled beyond belief that you’re dating my daughter, and I am so happy you two are together. It doesn’t matter what people say, Jaune. That, Pyrrha ,”can do better than you. Their is one one better for my dayghter than you, Jaune.
Jaune: That’s really nice of you, Ms. Nikos. But, people have always said I wasn’t good enough. Ha… Actually their was a running joke in my family that I was adopted. Or, is it still a running joke…?
Athena: Excuse me?
Pyrrha: They did what?!
Jaune: Yeah, one day I had enough, and I went to my parents, and asked if I really was adopted. They started laughing themselves to tears. But, when they finally stopped laughing they looked at me with these emotionless, stone faced gazes, and my dad said no, no I was not adopted.
Athena: Oh that’s good…
Jaune: My dad has better taste then to pick me.
Athena: …
Pyrrha: …
Jaune: This tea is really nice, can I please have some, Ms. Nikos?
Athena: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Yes, mom?
Athena: You better marry this boy soon, so I can show him proper familial, and motherly love, and affection or, else I’ll marry him, and show him what true familial love is with your new siblings. You hear me?
Pyrrha: Mom, you can’t be serious?!
Athena: Why not, the boys one hell of a catch?
Jaune: Oh, please, Ms. Nikos, I’m not good enough for someone like you; You can do better than me~!
Pyrrha: …
Athena: …
Pyrrha: I’m the first wife, your the second wife.
Athena: Deal! Come here you sexy blond!
Jaune: What? Whoa hey?!
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arc-misadventures · 10 months
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The Beach: Y
Jaune: (Shudder) Ugh… That was disturbing…
Yang: Hey, Jaune! Uhh… Everything okay?
Jaune: Hey, Yang… (Whistle~!) Wow. You look really good in that bikini. Really… shows you off…
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Yang: Thanks, it’s nice to let the girls breath every now, and then. But, still, you okay; You look spooked?
Jaune: Oh… I asked, Ruby why she brought, Crescent Rose to the beach… Her responses were… Unnerving…
Yang: What did she say?
Jaune: Not to go into great detail… T-Tentacle porn…
Yang: Oh… She’s still into that shit?
Jaune: Wait, you knew?
Yang: Yeah… She left her scroll open, and I saw it�� She can have her kinks, but seriously; Tentacles?! Pick something plausible. But, you could probably find some rubbery bands, or something, and tie her up. Then you could have your way with her. That way she can live out both of her kinks.
Jaune: Wait… Are you telling me to actually do that to her?!
Yang: Yeah, why not?
Jaune: Aren’t you the same over protective sister, Yang Xiao Long who threatened to castrate any man, and/or woman who dare lay a finger on your precious little sister?
Yang: The one, and only~!
Jaune: And, you’re saying that I’m allowed do that to her?!
Yang: Well, you’re not just anyone; You’re, Jaune Arc sweet, reliable, courageous, handsome, good old, Lover Boy~! You’re the only guy our there that I trust with my sister. So if you want to bone my sister go right ahead, and have at her.
Jaune: Thanks… I think…?
Yang: Listen, she’s old enough, she can… have sex now if she wants to. So relax. If it makes it any better my fantasies are a hell of lot tamer than hers, but still pretty hot~!
Jaune: Okay…?
Yang: I mean, I like to imagine I’m the older sister who caught her naughty little brother pleasuring himself on some porn site, and I decided to ‘punish’ him.
Jaune: Excuse me?
Yang: Or, my little brother wants to know what it’s like to kiss a girl, so he comes to me thinking I’ve kissed loads of people, when in fact I haven’t. So we secretly share out first kiss, but it’s so intoxicating that it devolves into a steamy hot sex on my bed where we both take each others first time!
Jaune: Y-Y-You can stop now!
Yang: Or, I was super horny so I snuck into his bed, and blew him in his sleep! Then he wakes up, a-and catches me, and then he take me there, and… Mph?!
Jaune’s hand shot out, and covered, Yang’s mouth. A fierce blush spread across his face, as he had to suffer hearing, Yang’s fetish, and the way she started rubbing her thighs certainly wasn’t helping.
Jaune: Okay…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Let’s just take… a moment… to calm down… and, stop talking. Because, I don’t want to know what your bloody kink is!
Yang: Okay…
Jaune: Thank you… Now how about we…
Yang: But, you’re too big, and muscular to be a little brother anymore…
Jaune: Little brother? Wait! You’ve been talking about doing this to me the whole time?!
Yang: Oh! I know! I can be the younger sister! And, you catch me dressing like a slut! Then you decide to punish me like the horny little slut I am! Pinning me to the ground, grabbing my hair! Like, really getting a good grip! And, pulling it hard! Then you strip me, and roughly shove your…?! Mph?!
Jaune one again covered, Yang’s mouth as his face was flushed red after hearing out about her… particular fantasy.
Jaune: …
Jaune: S-Shut up… J-Just shut up! Please shut up. Okay…?
Yang nods her head then, Jaune removes her hand.
Jaune: Thank you… Now can we…?!
Yang: How about a threesome with, you, me, and Ruby, big bro~!
Jaune: AHHHHH!!! You’re even worse than, Ruby!
Yang: Ahhh~! Oh you don’t even know the half of it… Big. Bro~!
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arc-misadventures · 11 months
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Hooters
Jaune: Whoo! Let’s go!
Yang: Man, this is pretty bold of you, Loverboy.
Pyrrha: I-I didn’t know you liked this place.
Blake: I agree, I never thought you would want to go to a place like this.
Jaune: Are you kidding? I love going to this place! This place is awesome!
Yang: Well, we could get ourselves a couple of uniforms, and have some fun, eh girls~?
Blake: Hmm…? That doesn’t sound like a bad idea, what do you say, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: ‘What would you like to order sir~?’ Oh, I’m up for it~!
Yang: Hell yeah! Alright guys, let’s get going to, Hooters!
Blake: Yeah!
Pyrrha: Let’s go!
Jaune: Hooters? We’re going there? I thought we were going someplace else.
Yang: We’re not?
Blake: I thought that’s where you said we were going?
Jaune: No, no I didn’t.
Pyrrha: Then where are we going?
Jaune: We’re going to, Looters.
Yang: Looters? The hell is that?
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Jaune: Whoo! Looters!
BYP: …
Blake: This… This seems more like, Jaune’s style…
Yang: Yeah, it look ridiculous. But, the food… Holy hell, is that a boar roasting on a spit?! And, they’re serving mead along with it?! This place looks amazing!
Pyrrha: This place actually seems pretty nice actually. But, we’re still getting those, Hooter waitress outfits, right?
Yang: Oh hell yeah we are!
Pyrrha: Yay!
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arc-misadventures · 10 months
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The Cats Armoured Coat
Blake: Okay, how are your guy’s plans going?
Pyrrha: Not good. Jaune just complimented my armour on how nice it looked, and how it will provide me additional protection the next time we have to fight.
Blake: Well, he did compliment you on how nice you looked.
Pyrrha: I know~! But, I thought my armour would help seduce him with its subtle curves, and metal plating. You think his eyes would have been mesmerized by the sight of the skirt as I shook my hips at him.
Blake: Well, he did compliment you, he never did it before so he is aware of your new armour. Unlike before where he wasn’t aware of… anything.
Pyrrha: That’s true… I guess I’ll take the wins when I get them then.
Blake: That’s the spirit! So how goes things with, Yang’s new armour?
Pyrrha: Well… she’s having some… issues…
Blake: Like… what…?
Blake looked over, Pyrrha’s shoulder to see, Ruby struggling in vain to shove, Yang’s massive breasts into the armour breast plate, then to try, and connect the armour to the rest of the suit.
Ruby: Grrrr! They. Won’t. Fit!
Yang: Yes they will!
Ruby: No they won’t!
Yang: YES THEY WILL!!!
Ruby: Ahh! This breast plate should have at least been made into a, B Cup, why did you want it to be an, A Cup?!
Yang: Because watching my massive tits pop out would be so hot!
Ruby: There are more effective ways to may a, Double G Cup look like a, A Cup. This isn’t one of them?!
Yang: It will work!
Ruby: Rahhhhhhhh!
Yang: Ahhhhhhhh!
(Click)
And with that final scream the armour plate fit into its slot locking itself in place.
Yang: Ah! See, told you it would work~!
Ruby: Not for long. That things like a coiled spring; one good bump, and that thing will come flying out like a sling shot.
Yang: Pssh! That won’t happen. Good gods… It’s been years since I could look at my feet like this. Is this how you, and Weiss feel?
Ruby: Hey!
Yang: Haha! With this I can finally seduce, Jaune! He’ll no longer be going after that washboard, Weiss as soon as he sees my amazing mommy milkers~!
Ruby: Okay…? Just, stop bouncing like that; you might dislodge the chest piece if you keep doing that.
Yang: I can’t help it; They were always jiggling now they’re doing nothing at…?!
Like a ballista releasing its crossbow bolt, Yang’s breast plate came out flying at an insane speed slamming into, Ruby’s face knocking her off her feet, and knocking her out cold in seconds. Leaving no time to marvel as, Yang’s bounced free from their confinement.
Ruby: Gahh?!!
Yang: Oh shit, Ruby?!
BP: …
Blake: Well, that was inevitably going to happen…
Pyrrha: The jiggle they gave as they broke free was pretty nice.
Blake: Oh it was salivating to the senses. Anyway, want to come with me while I seduce, Jaune~?
Pyrrha: Oh~? And, what exactly are you planning on doing?
Blake: Follow me~!
~~~
Jaune: Lotters~! Looters~! Looters~! Loot… ers?
Blake: Oh! Hi, Jaune~! What do you think of my new… Body armour~?
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Jaune: Looks incredibly uncomfortable, and highly impractical.
Blake: Eh?
Jaune: Actually it would be good if you wore an undershirt, and a cap. But, I doubt all that heavy chainmail is comfortable on your cat ears now is it?
Blake: It is a little heavy on my ears.
Jaune: and, you really should have worn an undershirt under all that chainmail. How they link the chains together may inadvertently scratch up your back, and you should probably have a shower too since they use oil to maintain the quality of the chainmail. Don’t want to ruin your lovely skin now do we~!
Blake: Oh… T-Thank you… I’ll go do that later…
Jaune: And, as for that… skirt…
Blake: What about it…?
Jaune: …
Blake: …?
Jaune: …
Blake: Jaune?
Jaune: It really compliments your amazing a…?! I-It’s highly impractical! Take it off!
Blake: I’ll go do that…
Jaune: Good. Now if you’ll excuse me, I was going to meet, Nora, and Ren at, Looters. Till later then.
Blake: B-Bye, Jaune!
Blake: Well… That failed…
Pyrrha: I’ll say… He took one look at you, and critiqued everything wrong with your outfit.
Blake: I know… Dammit… I thought this would rock his blocks off…
Pyrrha: Well, yeah, but look at the bright side.
Blake: And, that is?
Pyrrha: Jaune thinks you have an amazing ass~!
Blake: …
Blake: Hell yeah! Bellabooty for the win!
“Smack!”
Blake: AHH?! It scratch my butt! The chainmail scratched up my ass! Oh gods that stings!
Pyrrha: Well, he did warn you. So…?
Blake: Not helping!
Pyrrha: Sorry.
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Would You Care To Join Us…?
Jaune: Nora, I need some help.
Nora: What do you need, Fearless Leader?
Jaune: How do I get together with, Weiss?
Nora: You still like her?
Jaune: Yeah… I just needed some time to greave… And… And, I’m ready to move on. So any ideas how I could rekindle the flame, so to speak?
Nora: Hmm… Oh I got it!
Jaune: Really, what is it?!
Nora: Do her mother!
Jaune: Eh…?
Nora: Bang, Mrs. Schnee; and when, Weiss walks in, and catches you in the act! You ask her to join in on the fun!
Jaune: Your joking…
Nora: Hey, if it happened to me, I’d join in.
Jaune: Good gods, you’re serious?!
Nora: Hey, you wanted a idea, and I gave you one. What do you have to lose, I mean, even if she says no, you’re still going to have some fun! So~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Haaa…
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Willow: Oh~! Jaune~! Right there! Right there~!
Jaune: Ahh~! You feel so good, Willow!
Willow: I can feel so many years of bent up stress being drowned away in raging ecstasy~! Do me hard you magnificent stud~!
Jaune: Hehe~! With pleasure, Will…?!
Winter: Mother! I have good news; father has been put into prison for… for…?
Jaune: Uhhh…
Willow: Oh no…
Winter: What the…?!
Jaune: Uhhh… H-Hi, Winter… W-Would you care to… to j-join us…?
Winter: …?
~~~
Jaune: It worked!
Nora: But, you did the wrong sister.
Jaune: I did the wrong sister…
Nora: Well then… Just do, Winter next!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Meh… why not?
~~~
Winter: Ahhh~!
Jaune: Enjoying yourself love~?
Winter: Why haven’t I done this ages ago?!
Jaune: Cause’ you haven’t met a man like me before~!
Winter: Then make me…?!
Harriet: Winter, where the hell are you?! We’ve got a m-m-meeting… to… to… Uhh…?!
Jaune: …
Winter: Oh shit…
Harriet: Uhhh…?!
Jaune: W-Would you care to join us, Harriet…?
Harriet: E-Excuse me…?
~~~
Nora: Harriet?!
Jaune: Yeah… She… She caught us…
Nora: Did she join you two?
Jaune: Yeah… she did.
Nora: Wow… Are you going to do her next then?
Jaune: She asked for a second run, so…
~~~
Harriet: Ahhh~! Quick, and hard just the way I like it~!
Jaune: I aim to please, my dear~!
Harriet: You still got some steam in you then, Arc~?
Jaune: Enough to tire you out, and then some~!
Harriet: Oh really now~? Care to prove then?
Jaune: With pleasu…?!
Elm: Harriet, where are you?! We’ve got training to… to do… Uhh… W-What’s going on here…?
Jaune: Uhh…?!
Harriet: Training.
Elm: Training?
Jaune: Yeah… Training… Would you care to join us for some… training?
Elm: Hmm~! I could use some endurance training~!
~~~
Nora: Elm?
Jaune: Yeah… Thunder Thighs is not a joke…
Nora: Hehe~! Knew it!
Jaune: Yeah… Oh?! I have to get going, Elm wants to…
Nora: To~?
Jaune: Do some more endurance training…?
Nora: Nice!
~~~
Jaune: Enjoying the view~?
Elm: How?! Are?! You?! Oh gods~?! C-Carrying?! Me?!!
Jaune: Hehe~! I’ll answer that after…?!
Nora: Heyo~! Fearless Leader!
Elm: N-Nora?!
Jaune: I should have seen this coming…
Nora: Hehe~!
Jaune: Would you care to join us, Nora~?
Nora: I’m all yours, Jaune-Jaune~!
~~~
Jaune: You were going to do that as soon as I mentioned, Elm, didn’t you?
Nora: Hell yeah! And, it was glorious!!!
Jaune: Okay…
Nora: Lets do it again!
Jaune: EH?!!
~~~
Nora: Just like that, Jaune! Just like that~!
Jaune: Ah! You harder to put down then, Elm, Nora!
Nora: Thunder Thighs, baby~!
Jaune: Hehe~! Of course my little Spark~!
Nora: S-Spark~?!
Yang: Hey, Nora, have you seem my copy of the… of the…
Nora: Hey, Yang!
Yang: H-H-Hi… N-Nora…
Nora: You busy, or would you care to join us?
Jaune: Hey, that’s my line!
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Nora: Spark~! Hehehe~!
Jaune: Okay…? I think I better tell, Ren about us…
Nora: Oh, I already told him… Spark~!
Jaune: You did?!
Nora: He approves!
Jaune: Oh… O-Okay then…?
Nora: Hey, aren’t you supposed to see, Yang in five minutes?
Jaune: Oh shit?!
~~~
Yang: Mmm~! Mama likey~!
Jaune: Mama~? Why, Yang I never knew you were into that kind of thing~!
Yang: I can’t help it… Ohhh~! I love the taste of it all~!
Jaune: Really now? It does give you a rather spicy flavour now. I like it~!
Yang: Really now~?! What do you taste like?!
Jaune: You tell me…?!
Blake: Yang, were you wearing one of my shirts again?!
Yang: No, your shirts don’t fit around these girls.
Blake: Then who stretched out my shirt…?
Yang: Beats me.
Blake: Haa… I liked this shirt… Oh, hi, Jaune.
Jaune: Hi, Blake! You busy?
Blake: No, not really.
Jaune: Oh, good… Would you care to join us then?
Blake: Wait… Are you two having sex?!
~~~
Nora: She didn’t realize you two were having sex?
Jaune: You think someone like, Blake would realize that sooner… but, evidently not.
Nora: Well what did you expect from a blushing virgin?
Jaune: Not a collar, and leash…
Nora: Beg pardon?
~~~
Blake: Ahh?!
Jaune: You enjoying yourself, Pet?!
Blake: Yes, Master! Ahh~! Thank you, Master~!
Jaune: Aww, such a good little kitty.
Blake: Ohh~!
Jaune: How about I give you a reward for being such a good…?!
Ruby: Hey, Blake, I finished that, Ninja of Love book you gave me. Can I have the next book… p—please…?!
Blake: Ah-ah-hahaha~!
Jaune: Uhh… Blake’s a little out of it, perhaps you should come later?
Ruby: O-O-Okay…
Jaune: …
Ruby: …
Jaune: …?
Ruby: …
Jaune: Or… would you care to join us instead, Ruby?
Ruby: Ahhh~!
~~~
Nora: Ruby’s into those books?! They’re trash!
Jaune: She’s a young woman, whose exploring her sexuality…
Nora: …
Nora: And…?
Jaune: I was trying to come up with a reason, but I couldn’t think of anything. those books are trash, just trash…
Nora: He… Told ya.
~~~
Ruby: Ahh~! Big bro! S-Slow down~!
Jaune: Oh-ho-ho~? I didn’t take you for that kind of girl, Rubes.
Ruby: S-S-Shut it! I-I just find it… H-Hot! Okay?!
Jaune: Oh, don’t be upset my little, Rosebud…
Ruby: R-R-Rosebud…?!
Jaune: Big brother, doesn’t mind at all~!
Ruby: Oh gods… T-That’s so hot…!
Jaune: Relax, Rosebud, your big brothers gonna take good care of you…?!
Weiss: Ruby, are you okay?! I heard you calling out for… f-f-for…? Oh gods…?!
Ruby: H-H-Hi, Weiss… Big bro…?! Jaune! Jaune was just showing me some… W-Wrestling! Some wrestling moves! That’s all! Hehe…?!
Weiss: Wrestling? Really now…?
Ruby: Yes…?
Jaune: W-Would you care to join us, Weiss? I can give you a proper demonstration of you’d like.
Weiss: A proper… Demonstration… Hmmm~?
~~~
Nora: You got a date with, Weiss?!
Jaune: Hell yeah I did! It just took me, eight tries!
Nora: Uhh…?
Jaune: Y-Yeah… That… That came out wrong…
Nora: Yeah… Well, you’ve got a date with, Weiss then?
Jaune: Yep, tomorrow.
Nora: Cool, you better let me know how it comes out!
Jaune: Will do, Nora! Thanks again, I owe you one.
Nora: We can just go at it again, and call it even.
Jaune: Say what now?
~~~
Weiss: Oh, Daddy! Daddy more~! More~!
Jaune: Anything for you, Princess.
Weiss: Oh, Gods yes~! I love you, Daddy~! I love you~!
Jaune: I love you too, Princess.
Willow: My, oh my, what’s this~?
Weiss: EEP?!!
Willow: Daddy’s giving his lovely girl such a loving embrace? How sweet~!
Jaune: H-Hi, Willow…
Willow: Hello, Jaune~! Tell me, if your not too busy… Can… Mommy, join you too~?
Jaune: Well, I don’t mind at all, Willow. But, what do you think, Princess? Would you care if, Mommy joined us too?
Weiss: …
Weiss: W-Would you care to join us… M-Mommy…?
Willow: Mmm~! It would be my pleasure, dear~!
~~~
Jaune: …
Nora: …
Jaune: So… I accidentally started a harem trying to get together with the girl I like…
Nora: Evidently…
Jaune: Yeah…
Nora: …
Jaune: …
Nora: Do you think anyone else may join?
Jaune: I won’t make any plans… But… Maybe, Neon?
Nora: Oh yeah, she seems like fun!
Jaune: I bet she is.
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We Love You, But…
Ruby Jaune… we love you but we…
Jaune: Wait! What do you mean by, love?
Weiss: We love you, Jaune.
Jaune: As the brother you never had…?
Yang: As in romantically, you loveable goof.
Jaune: You guys, love-love?!
Blake: Yes we do. Did you… did you not know…?
Jaune: Evidently not?!
Ruby: Oh… uh oh…
Weiss: We thought you knew…?
Jaune: Does it appear like I did?!
Blake: Told you; he’s too dense to get any of the hints that we like him…
Weiss: Well we did flirt with him allot, you’d expect he would get the hint eventually.
Jaune: Wait, that was flirting; I thought you were teasing me?!
Ruby: Told you two were going too far…
Blake: Well at least we did something you two blushing school girls!
Jaune: So… you guys like me… like-like me…?
Weiss: Surprised?
Jaune: Very.
Blake: That’s to be expected. I mean one girl who likes you is surprising enough, but four?
Yang: Sounds like a dream come true to me~!
Jaune: Yeah… feels like I am dreaming right now. So, we’re a thing now?
Yang: Yes, yes we are!
Weiss: Absolutely!
Ruby: Finally!
Blake: We should have just told him from the get go…
Jaune: T-That’s great! So… What now?
Ruby: Uhh…?
Weiss: Did we plan for this…? We were mostly just trying to get him to realize we liked him…
Blake: i can think of a few things…
Yang: Oh, so your up for having some fun too, eh?
Ruby: W-What?!
Weiss: Beg pardon?
Blake: Why not?
Jaune: Okay, sounds fun.
Ruby: Really?!
Jaune: Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing to happen today… So…
Weiss: YES!!!
Ruby: Team orgy! Lets go!
BYJ: …
Jaune: I expected that of, Blake not you two.
Blake: Hey!
Yang: Its always the quiet ones…
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Operation E.H.
Battle Plan: Rising Thunder
Pyrrha: Hehehe~! It’s ready, it’s ready~! All that’s left now is to put my glorious plan~!
Jaune: You going to tell me what this plan you’ve been working on is? You’re starting to worry me, Pyr. You’re starting to act like a cartoon villain.
Pyrrha: Am I?
Jaune: Yeah, the maniacal laughter is off putting…
Pyrrha: Oh… Sorry! I’ll try, and stop doing that, I’m just having so much fun I can barely contain my excitement! Oh, I can’t wait to show you when its done!
Jaune: I thought it was already done?
Pyrrha: It almost is, I’m just waiting for the first phase to begin!
Jaune: Okay…? Listen I gotta go, I’ll see you when I get back to, Beacon.
Pyrrha: Okay; I love you my, Knight~!
Jaune: I love you too my, Angel. Bye.
(Click)
Pyrrha: Haa… Scroll calls are so emotionally empty… Now then, where should I begin first…?
Nora: Hey, Pyr-Pyr! What ya doing?
Pyrrha: Ahh! Nora! Perfect! Please, sit down…
Nora: Okay! Do you need something?
Pyrrha: Indeed I do~! You see, I’ve finally finished my little battle plan, and I can finally begin work on it!
Nora: Really?! You going to finally tell me why you had that depraved smile on your face as you kept on writing down stuff on one of Weiss’s note books?
Pyrrha: Yes I… Wait, did I really have a ‘depraved smile’ on my face?
Nora: Yes. It was quite creepy…
Pyrrha: …
Pyrrha: Noted…
Nora: So, what’s the big plan?
Pyrrha: It’s this!
Nora: Operation eh? What is that?
Pyrrha: No! Its, Operation E.H. See the periods?
Nora: Still says, eh. So…?
Pyrrha: Its an code name for, Emperor’s Harem!
Nora: Emperors what now?
Pyrrha: Haa… Jaune, and I have been in a relationship for a fee months now…
Nora: Took you long enough…
Pyrrha: And, as you know, we have been sexually active in our relationship.
Nora: Oh?! Go get it girl!
Pyrrha: thank you. But, ever since then, there have been a few problems in our relationship…
Nora: Jaune-Jaune’s not preforming well in the sack? If so, you should ask someone else. I-I’m not experienced in these sort of things…
Pyrrha: Actually its the opposite.
Nora: Beg pardon?
Pyrrha: Jaune is too good in bed?
Nora: Wait, seriously?!
Pyrrha: Seriously; I’m all tuckered out, and he’s still raring to go. I’ve tried my best, but I’m only one woman, and I can only do so much… Which is where, Operation E.H. comes in!
Nora: Which is…?
Pyrrha: Operation Emperors Harem!
Nora: What?!
Pyrrha: If I can’t handle, Jaune all on my own, then why bother doing it all on my own, when I can recruit dozens of beautiful woman to join me in a harem with, Jaune as our Emperor, and me, his first woman as his, Empress! Whomever is deemed worthy enough to join, will join as whatever title they so chose. We will be equals among the relationship, all having access to, Jaune as we so wish. I however as the empress of our little group, will be the be its leader. How does that sound, Nora?
Nora: Crazy… Just crazy… H-How are you going to get people to agree to… this thing?!!
Pyrrha: The reason it took so long to craft was because I was coming up with several battle plans to help… entice various woman into joining. Plans such as this one… Rising Thunder.
Nora: ‘Rising Thunder?’ Pfft! That’s a silly name, who is that even for?
Pyrrha: Hmm~!
Nora: Wait?! I-I-Is that for me?!
Pyrrha: Indeed it is, Nora~!
Nora: W-W-What are you doing?! W-Why am I being involved with this?! I-I-I don’t even like, Jaune!
Pyrrha: Oh, but you do, Nora. You, and everyone on my list has feelings for him. Because of the ways you act around him, the ways you look at him, or how you speak of him. I’m made a long list, and I know how each one of you truly feel for him. And, with these battle plans… Well, all I have to do is get your feelings for, Jaune out in the open for you to truly embrace the love you all feel for, Jaune~!
Nora: I-I-I don’t have any feelings for, Jaune! I don’t!
Pyrrha: Really~? You mean you don’t have any feelings for your, Big Bro~?
Nora: Eep?!
Pyrrha: You may think you’re quiet, Nora, but I’m afraid to say, you’re not that quiet. So I overheard, everything.
Nora: E-Everything?!
Pyrrha: Everything~!
Nora: S-So what! It’s just a little crush! T-There’s nothing more to it!
Pyrrha: Or, is it?
Nora: What are you?! Ooph?! Pyrrha?! Get off of me! Or, I’ll…?!
Pyrrha: Or, you’ll what? Scream for your big brother to come, and save you~?
Nora: Ha…?!
Pyrrha: But, that’s exactly what you want though isn’t it?
Nora: W-What…?
Pyrrha: You want your big, handsome, rugged big brother to come, and save you… save, and protect his precious little sister, and comfort her… Embrace her is his strong burley arms, and softly whisper in your ear that everything’s going to be alright~?
Nora: H-Haa… P-Pyrrha…?
Pyrrha: Or~? What you really want is to me to be, Jaune.
Nora: W-W-What?
Pyrrha: To be punned to the bed by your big brother~! To held helpless underneath him as his hands slowly start to explore~?
Nora: H-Haha~! Pyrrha?!
Pyrrha: You wish to feel those rugged, calloused hands travel across your smooth flesh, mapping out your ever nook, and cranny with his touch~! Starting with your slim waist~!
Nora: Haaa~!
Pyrrha: Trailing around your well defined, delectable chest~?
Nora: Ohh~!
Pyrrha: Maybe even going in for a nice squeeze while he’s there~?
Nora: Eep~?!
Pyrrha: You also want his hands to trail down those wide child bearing hips of yours to give this~!
Nora: Mmmm~!
Pyrrha: The harsh squeeze this delectable rump deserves~!
Nora: Pyrrha~!
Pyrrha: but, above all else, as soon as, Jaune’s done that, you want him to trail his fingers up to your…
Nora: Ahh?! P-P-Pyrrha?! T-That’s… That’s…?!
Pyrrha: Where, Big Bro fingers belong~?
Nora: Mmmmmm! Okay! Okay I admit it! I do love, Jaune! I really, really love, Jaune! I didn’t start feeling this way until after you fell for him! S-So You had first dibs so I didn’t do anything, okay?!
Pyrrha: Oh? But, now that I’ve told you that you can join me in our harem; what will you do…?! Mph?! Mmm~!
Nora: Mmm… Mwah~! Hahaha…
Pyrrha: And, what did that mean little one~?
Nora: I wanna join! I wanna join, and have big bro smother me in love! To feel the same joy you feel when you’re together with him! Please, Pyrrha. let me join the, Emperor’s Harem!
Pyrrha: Fufufu~! That’s what I want to hear~!
Nora: Does that mean I’m in the harem?!
Pyrrha: Not yet. You have proven your desire to join. To be be a fully fledged member you must complete a task to earn your membership.
Nora: What is it?! I’ll do anything, anything to join!
Pyrrha: That’s good to hear~! Well, since, Battle plan: Rising Thunder was a rosing success, its tile we move onto one of the next plans. And, since its you, Nora, you are the prefect candidate for this mission~!
Nora: Battle plan: Blooming Lotus…? Wait?! Y-You don’t mean?!
Pyrrha: Precisely, Nora. Now, get going, and make Big Bro happy. Very, very happy indeed~!
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