Jaune: *Comes out of the dressing room at a department store* Well? What do you girls think?
Neon: I think you look like you're ready to go to park and feed some birds.
Reese: You look like the kind of guy to stub his toe and say "Jee Whilikers!"
Jaune: Oh come on, I'm trying to go for an older look. Girls love mature men.
Neon: You, like, jumped over "Older" and went straight to "Old".
Reese: Yeah, did that cardigan come with free dentures?
Jaune: Ok so how about instead of roasting me, just give it to me straight. May?
May: You're dressed like an old man, Jaune.
Jaune: Goddamnit.
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Thumbs up for the love confessions.
If you can, can you do another set but this time with Neo, Emerald, Neon and Ciel?
Love confession #4
Jaune: I'm sorry, I know it's sudden, but… I love you! Please go out with me
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Neo: "Sure~😏"
Jaune: Really?! Awesome!
Neo: "And now that you're my boyfriend…"
she puts her hand on his ass.
Neo: "...I can enjoy this🤤"
Jaune: *Red* Neo!
Neo: "What?🤨 You're my boyfriend now, I have the right to do this. As you also have the right to do whatever you want to me~😘"
She says while with her free hand she stretches her shirt, showing her bare chest.
Jaune: O-Ok...
Neo: *Giggles* "🤭You're so cute" (I'm going to have fun corrupting him💕)
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Emerald: *Blushing* Eh?! You want to go out with... me?
Jaune: Please!
Emerald: *Nervous* Um... Did you get kicked in the head or something?
Jaune: Nop, I'm fine.
Emerald: *Scared* Are you sure? I mean, is me! I'm not the kind of girl you bring to meet your mom.
Jaune: *Hold her hands* Emerald, listen to me. I love you and only you. I want to be part of your life and one day start a family together. Please go out with me.
Emerald: *Surprise* You want to marry me?
Jaune: Not today, but someday. What do you say?
Emerald: *Feeling like she is abut to cry* Yes, I do want to go out with you.
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Neon: What took you so long?! Of course I want to go out with you!
She grabs Jaune by the waist, flips him over, leans him into her arms, and gives him a very passionate kiss.
Jaune: *Surprise* Hmm!💕
Neon: God, you don't know how long I waited for this moment.
Jaune: *red* I-I can see that.
Neon :I have to tell everyone!
She takes out her phone, helps Jaune stand up, gives him a kiss on the cheek and takes a pic.
Neon: Nice photo… *Types on her scroll* ...and posted. Now come here. *She puts her hand on Jaune's face*
Jaune: Huh?- !!!💕
She passionately kisses Jaune once again without letting him take a break anytime soon.
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Ciel: Well... I've been so busy with my responsibilities for Atlas, that I've never put myself first. So jaune... *Ahem* *Blushing* Yes, I `d love to go out with you.
Jaune: YES!!!
Ciel: But I'm ashamed to say it. I have never dated anyone so I don't know how to interact in this type of relationship.
Jaune: Do not worry, I'll help you. Also, I like you because you are you. You are a one-of-a-kind girl.
Ciel: *Blushing* You're very kind.
Ciel walks over to him and hugs him.
Jaune: *Hugs her back* And you are very cute.
Ciel: *Red* T-Thank you.
She says while hugging him tighter.
Jaune: *Chuckles* (She is so cute😭, I want to eat her all up!💕)
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Velvet: Let us convene this weeks meeting of the Beacon faunus.
Velvet: Let's also welcome or guest faunus from the other academies.
Neon: Yo!
Sun: What's up?
Blake: Is it really a meeting when there's only four of us?
Velvet: Yes. Now let us get to this weeks topic of discussion.
Velvet: It had been determined through rigorous study, Jaune is the best at giving head pats and chin scritches in all of Vale.
Blake: Makes sense.
Neon: I could've told you that.
Sun: Was I supposed to bring the snacks this week?
Velvet: So since he is now in such high demand. We're going to have to start rationing the head pats.
Velvet: ...
Velvet: And I call dibs on the first turn. *Sprints out of the room*
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Ren is Best Best Man
Ren: *swaying a bit* Jaune…as your best man, I feel like I shouldn’t let you do this…!
Jaune: *in tattoo artist’s chair* Hey, *hic* Pyrrha’s my fiancée…the woman I love! …what’s wrong with getting the name of the woman I love tattooed on my *hic* skin…?
Ren: …well, what if Pyrrha’s not *burp* the one you love…?
Jaune: What?! Then who else would I *urp* be getting tattooed…?
Ren: …well…Nora’s pretty great…? I would get a tattoo of her, since I *hic* love her so much…!
Jaune: Wha…? You love *hurp* Nora? Ren, that’s great! I’m so happy for you…! *staggers upright to shake Ren’s hand*
Ren: Thanks, Jaune…Nora’s the best…! 🥰
Jaune: Maybe…maybe you should be the one getting tattooed…? 🤔
Ren: *slides into chair* Good idea…! That’s why you’re *hic* the leader!
Ren: *turns to tattoo artist and points to his forehead* “Nora Valkyrie,” papyrus font, on the face, please!
Jaune: Woah, wait a minute…are you sure that’s a good idea…?
Ren: Huh…? Oh yeah…good point, Jaune…better not do the face…
Ren: *undoes his pants and rolls over*
Neon: Look, you guys either need to take this seriously or get out of my shop.
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