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arc-misadventures · 4 months
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Ladies Gymwear
Jaune: Damn… who told, Yang that I find sportswear hot?
Coco: You find ladies in sportswear hot? Seriously, I thought you had better taste in woman’s fashion.
Jaune: Coco, my darling fellow woman’s fashion lover, you mean to tell me don’t find that, hot?
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Coco: …
Coco: MmmPh~! That’s hot~!
Jaune: Told you~!
Velvet: What the? Yang, are you wearing my gym clothes?
Yang: And, rocking them~!
Velvet: You’re stretching them! Do you any idea how hard it is to find clothing stores that sell to faunas?!
Yang: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find gym clothes that fit these girls?
Velvet: They’re not even in your size!
Yang: Yeah, they are too tight! MmmmmmH~!
Coco: (Whistles) That ass~!
Jaune: I wish to see them jiggle…
Velvet: Give me back mya gym clothes, ya cunt!
Coco: Uh oh, she gone down under mode; Yang’s gonna get it now.
Yang: Excuse me?! What did you… AHHHH?!
Velvet: Give dem back ya bitch!
Coco: Oh shit, they’re wrestling now.
Jaune: We should probably break them apart.
Coco: We should.
Jaune: …
Coco: …
YV: (Intoxicating groaning sounds)
Coco: …
Jaune: …
Coco: Say, Jaune?
Jaune: Yes, Coco?
Coco: You up for switching girlfriends for a round of fun?
Jaune: I wouldn’t be against it, but why not just the four of us have a little fun all together instead?
Coco: I’m game.
Jaune: great. So when shall we begin then?
Coco: Mmmmm… Five more minutes. My show’s just starting~!
Jaune: Okay then.
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juanarc-thethird · 6 months
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Be My House Husband
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Coco x Jaune! -----------------
Jaune: *Cooking*
Coco: *Looking at him work* Hey Jaune...
Jaune: Hm?
Coco: How do you feel about being a house husband?
Jaune: Sorry?
Coco: I mean you're good at cleaning, cooking, and fixing problems around the house. You are the perfect candidate for the job.
Jaune: Thanks? I guess... But why the question?
Coco: Be my house husband, Jaune.
Jaune: *Confuse* Do you mean like in a work sense?
Coco: No, I want you to marry me.
Jaune: *Blushing* Eh?!
Coco: *Smiling* Gosh, you're so cute when you're blushing.
Jaune: *Upset* Stop making fun of me.
Coco: I'm not. I really want you to be my husband.
Jaune: Yeah right, as if I believed that the coolest girl on the planet would date a moron like me.
Coco: *Serious* Jaune, you're wonderful just the way you are. I love you.
Jaune: *Gasp!* *Red* Y-You-
*TING!* The stove clock goes off
Jaune: T-The food is ready!! I have to tell the othersI! See you later!! *Leaves*
Coco: *Smug* Playing hard to get, huh? You're on.
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linkman447 · 5 months
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Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun
Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something
Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing
He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon
Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me
He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube
Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it
Jaune: this is so awesome
Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires
The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds
Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good
Ruby: uh…..
Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red
Ruby: marry me
The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee
Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology
Then walks in coco adel
Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag
Jaune: maybe
Coco: ya no he’s mine
Ruby: wait I know what to do
Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him
Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune
Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can
Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing
Meanwhile
Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH
Nora: what the hell
Pyrrha: someone’s after my man
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dragua32 · 1 year
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Creamer
Coco: Hey Jaune, can you help me get a drink?
Jaune: Are you sure? Last time you had trouble handling it......
Coco: Yes, I’m sure, or I wouldn’t be asking. Now you gonna help?
Jaune: Yes of course, let’s go.
*Somewhere else in private*
Coco down on her knees: Dang Jaune! What did you do to this, it’s gotten bigger!
*Coco’s astonished by Jaunes’ size*
Jaune embarrassingly: C’mon Coco it’s not that b-
Coco: SUSH!!!!! You will take that compliment and like it! Now quite.... Please?
With quite in the air now, Coco gets to work. As before her was Jaune’s semi-hard cock. It had been a while since their last encounter that she had seen it. Coco reached for Jaune’s length, gently wrapping her hand around its girth and slowly starting to stroke it, earning a soft moan from Jaune.
She loved that; she loved hearing his moans as he would always try to muffle it. As she slowly increased her speed she could feel his cock getting bigger, a hunger was building in her, one she knew would be satisfied.
She pulled in close to his length and gave it a soft kiss on the tip. But she couldn’t stop there, she moved down his length kissing every inch, till she reached his base and she wanted more. Coco reached for the buckle of his pants and undid them, and letting his pants drop to his heels freeing his balls. She gave them a good long lick, dragging them up and down and across those full orbs. Leaning in she engulfed those orbs in her mouth giving them good suck, and letting them go with a *pop*.
Jaune was beside himself, keeping himself steady while Coco was working her magic as she slobbered his cock and balls. He looked down and was greeted by the sight of Coco making eye contact with him. She held her gaze while working her mouth on his balls and stroking his cock. Coco went at it for bit longer to get him all hard and erect while she still held eye contact.
Now her mission was done he was all erect, his massive member throbbing, she got under it and held Jaune’s cock on her face. It was an intoxicating feeling that massive, hot, girthy rod on her face. She pulled herself back, getting a good look at the cock, and then to Jaune. “Alright Jaune, be rough, be vigorous, use my throat like you used me last time. Be fierce, tiger.” Coco cooed while she hooked her mouth, prying it open.
Jaune stepped forward aiming his cock at Coco’s open mouth and nodded, “Remember, three taps” he spoke gently and Coco nodded back.
Jaune rested his hands on Coco’s head and grabbing her hair as well getting a good grip; and slowly started pulling her closer. His tip being met by her tongue and then by her mouth, wet and hot were all he could feel as inch my inch his cock made its way in Coco’s mouth and down her throat. Jaune was slightly surprised that she was taking it so well, and with a quick jerk forward Coco swallowed all of Jaune’s cock down to its base and his balls resting on her chin. Thankfully Jaune had been good to keep himself trimmed and for that Coco stretched her tongue under Jaune’s shaft giving his balls a quick lick. Jaune perked up quickly at that sensation and a small smile escaped, he knew what to do. He slowly pulled Coco’s head back his cock now covered and glistening with her saliva, and before his tip left her mouth he plunged his entire length back down her throat with a strong thrust. Back and forth he went with his thrusts making sure to bury his cock in her throat, accompanied by the slap of flesh from his balls hitting Coco’s chin. It was an amazing feeling, her hot, wet throat surrounding his cock as he face fucked her, it was intoxicating. So much so that he increased his pace thrusting hard, he could see tears running the sides of her cheeks, but she didn’t gag; Coco certainly had worked on her gag reflex to take Jaune’s cock. Minutes had gone by and he kept going, and she just took it, and Jaune felt a tingle in his loins. “I’m gonna cum soon.” He let her know and her response was to just grip his thighs firmly as Jaune hammered away, and true enough he was at his limit, “CUMMING!!!” Jaune roared as he pulled Coco’s head in, his cock balls deep in her as he let loose his hot seed down her throat, wave after wave of cum washed down her throat. Coco pushed her face in more into his groin as she swallowed his semen, she wrapped her arms around his legs as Jaune continued pumping cum down her throat and she happily swallowed it all filling her belly with the thick Arc seed. As his pumps slowed Coco unwrapped her arms and reached for Jaune’s balls massaging them as she gave his cock a final suck, draining the cum from his family jewels. Coco kept his cock in her mouth keeping it warm before Jaune started slowly pulling back. Coco didn’t want to let it go, but she had to as they had places to be, so she let go of his cock with *pop*.
“You alright?” Jaune asked while running a hand through her hair, Coco nodded. “Do you want to lick it clean?” He asked, and Coco perked up excitement in her eyes. Extending her tongue out and started lick his cock up, running her tongue up and down getting the sweet mix of saliva and cum, and in minutes Jaune’s cock was cleaned as she gulped down the last of his cum. “Well, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.” Jaune said while pulling up his pants and buckling them, “Oh, I did, Tiger” Coco winked as she licked her lips. “Good, I’m going to meet up with Yang for our match, want me to call you later?” Jaune asked as he fixed his clothing. “You could knock instead.” Coco replied. Jaune stopped for a moment his brain processing what Coco just said, but before he could respond she slapped his ass, “Go, you don’t want to keep Yang waiting.” Jaune opened the door and before he readied himself to sprint, he turned to face Coco, “Wait, you’re not going to say good luck?” he asked. Coco smirked, “You don’t need luck, tiger.” Jaune’s ears turned red, turned back around and ran. Coco kept her eyes on his bubble butt as he ran out of sight. “Good luck, tiger.” She whispered to herself. Coco reached for her pocket mirror and a wet wipe and got rid of all the evidence of this encounter, she gave herself one final look over and left with a spring in her step.
“Tiger, eh?” Coco froze in place hearing that all to familiar voice. She turned around to see a very familiar face. “Hey Vel.” Coco paused. “How much of that did you hear?” She asked. “All of it.” Velvet responded.
“Oh.” Coco acknowledged “Well then.” she paused, “Don’t tell Nora.”
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Also mind the grammar mistakes was never my strong suit and thank you for your time have a good day
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lipeg · 4 months
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Theodore: She can't stay in this academy
Jaune: Who?
Theodore: She
Theodore pointed to Neo
Jaune: Ask you
Everything in the room fell silent. Yang was the only one who started laughing.
Theodore: I must remind you that you are talking to the Headmaster of this academy
Jaune: So what do you have to say about her, dear Headmaster?
Jaune pointed to Raven.
( The epilogue of v9 was "released" but the episode wasn't even finished, it was still in the storyboarding process, I don't consider it an epilogue, it's just something to draw attention to itself )
Jaune: And her
Jaune pointed to Esmeralda.
Jaune: Let's not forget them
Jaune pointed out to the RWBY team that, in the eyes of the people of Atlas, they were responsible for the destruction of the kingdom.
Jaune: You know, you're a bit of a hypocrite, 7 criminals in your school and you still complain about my wife. And who came up with the idea of calling her
Jaune pointed at Raven without looking directly at her.
Oscar/Ozpin: I
Jaune: Why am I not surprised, your incompetence has no Ozma
Weiss: Jaune!
Jaune: Me lying? His incompetence knows no bounds, he was in charge of Beacon and Beacon fell, he had important information when we were in Atlas but he didn't open his damn mouth!
Jaune: We've lost the relic of creation, the relic of knowledge is useless, Vacuo has become the favorite destination for Grimms and we have 1 maiden who wants to kill us and 2 missing maidens
Jaune: So I ask if anyone, ANYONE! had a plan, so said
Jaune looked at everyone, he looked at team RWBY, Qrow, Winter, Marrow Amin leader of Ace Operatives, Coco leader of CFYV and other leaders of elite hunting teams.
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Vanitas Lunarblue.
Vanitas: So, boy, what are your plans?
Jaune: Wow, let's use the relic of destruction
This surprised everyone, and those who had just learned about the relics were shocked.
Vanitas: Let's see who will use the sword that can destroy the world
Jaune: Ren
Ren himself was shocked.
Ren: Why me
Jaune: You told me yourself that you've improved your Semblance, you told me yourself that you can suppress your emotions for hours now
Jaune: If you don't depend on your emotions then only reason will remain, and besides, I trust you. I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't let innocent people suffer
Ren was happy with his former leader's words.
Neo with his Semblance made a pile of papers appear on the table.
Jaune: I had some extra time and did a little study and now the Army of Atlas will serve as a line of defense and transport, they will enter combat unless it is strangely necessary, the focus will now be on protecting and better Vacuo
Jaune: About Nightmares Grimms. With only the VATC (Vatican) team, they are the only ones who can face these monsters and leaving only one is too risky, the CYFV team will help them in the battles
Jaune: Other teams like SSSN and others, I first need to know which areas they are good at.
Jaune turned his gaze to the RWBY team.
Jaune: Ruby, you'll be away from the battlefields and will work in weapons maintenance, your weapons creation and repair will be put to good use. Yang and Weiss both go to work as aides to the Atlas military. Blake, you and your Faunus features are going as vigilantes.
Blake: This is racism
Jaune: Blame God for creating the black night sky. Salem is going after the relics. We need to get in touch with Headmistress Glynda as soon as possible
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aravas-writing · 10 months
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Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco: tell no one.
Jaune: who would believe me?
Coco: enough idiots to go around. Just don't say anything.
Jaune: got it
Next day...
Jaune: Coco, I swear I didn't say a thing! I don't know how that came out-
Coco: take a chill pill, I told people.
Jaune....why??!
Coco: I like to brag, what can I say?
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novankenn · 5 months
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The Lottery...
Sequestered away in their dorm all of team RWBY stood facing a small wooden table, on which sat a special jar that would soon be used to decide their futures...
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Yang: So...
Blake: So...
Ruby: Okay?
Weiss: (sighing) You do understand this right? This is a lottery to decided our futures. the choices we draw will be our ultimate destinies...
Yang: But it's just filled with random people's names? How is that...
Weiss: It JUST will!
Blake: Who is going first?
Ruby: I guess I will?
Ruby walks up to the jar turns her head, puts her hand inside and rummages around before withdrawing a single slip of paper.
Yang: She BETTER not get Cardin... or I'll
Weiss: He and the rest of CRDL have not be included... so relax. Who did you get Ruby?
Ruby: (Slowly opens the slip of paper and her eyes go wide) NO! She'll EAT ME ALIVE!!!
Blake: Ruby?
Yang: Rubes!! I won't let that happen! Whose name...
Ruby: Coco...
Yang : (Looks to Blake) I can see it.
Ruby: Yang?
Weiss: Blake.
Blake takes a deep breath and proceeds to emulate Ruby's previous actions, before withdrawing her own slip of paper.
Blake: (Smiles seductively and gives Yang a wink) I'm happy... and Yang?
Yang: Yes?
Blake: Don't bother... you're taken. (Show's Yang the slip revealing Yang's name.) Ara Ara.
Weiss: Please wait until we leave the room.
Yang: Guess you just you left Weiss-cream.
Weiss steps up to the jar and slips her hand in. After some rummaging she pulls out a slip, and then opens it.
Weiss: I can deal with this, though it will take some work to convince them...
Blake / Yang / Ruby: Them?
Weiss: Yes them. (Weiss shows her team her slip)
"Jaune Arc & Pyrrha Nikos"
Yang: How did you...
Weiss: Ta ta... I have a husband and wife to court.
Weiss walks out the door...
Yang: Do you...
Blake: Possibly...
Ruby: I'm so scared right now...
Yang: Rubes she used a handbag minigun...
Ruby's eyes go wide with excitement, and she vanished out in a whirlwind of rose petals.
Yang: Now that we're all al...
Jaune: SAVE YOURSELF PYR!!! SHE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Pyrrha: I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP!!!
Weiss: YOU'RE MINE TOO NIKOS! YOU'RE MINE TOO!!
Yang: Maybe we should...
Blake: Go to Vale for the night?
Jaune: PYRRHA NO!!!
Pyrrha: JAUNE RUN...
Weiss: NOT A CHANCE ARC! NOW! LET'S US ALL GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!! YOU'LL BE MEETING MY FAMILY SOON!
Jaune / Pyrrha : HELP!!!
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Jaune: *knocks Cinder back with his shield* That’s for hurting the love of my life!!
Resurrected!Pyrrha: *excited* He’s talking about me!
Resurrected!Pyrrha: I’m the love of your life?
Jaune: *struggling to fend off enraged and on-fire Cinder* No! …yes? I don’t know! I’m still mad at you!
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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What are those
Winter " weiss mom wants me to marry jaune
All the girls who do want to marry him hug winter " welcome sister
Weiss 😱
The Dragons Dowery
Weiss: Ughhh… Gods that was a nightmare…
Yang: Yeah, that was… That was a mess…
Ruby: Going to have some words with, Blake. She… she…
Yang: Has no chill?
Ruby: Yeah, that… How did this all happen? I was too busy trying not to get attacked by crazed faunas that I forgot.
Weiss: Jaune said he eats dust, I wanted to test that out, and then he started belching up fire. Apparently, the quality of, Dust made by the, Schnee Dust Company is considered… cheap to his literal taste.
Yang: Cheap? What do you mean by cheap?
Weiss: I… I don’t know. When he started hacking, and belching out fire, and when he had a chance to speak all he said was that my father was a, ‘cheap bastard.’
Ruby: So, he thinks the dust is of poor quality? What does that mean?
: Mr. Arc considers the, Dust made by the, SDC to be of poor quality. As is it unrefined in his opinion. Therefore it… tastes rancid…
Ruby: Huw? Who are you?
Weiss: Winter; You’re here?!
Winter: Hello, Weiss it’s nice to see you again.
Yang: Is this your aunt, Weiss?
Weiss: Aunt? No this is my older sister, Winter Schnee. Why did you think she was my aunt?
Yang: She’s taller, older, has breasts…
Weiss: Hey!
Yang: She’s the complete opposite to you, so I thought you were family, just not siblings.
Winter: That is a fair assessment.
Weiss: Winter?!
Ruby: Hello! I’m Ruby, Ruby Rose leader of, Team RWBY!
Winter: Ruby of, Team RWBY?
Ruby: Yeah… even I get confused at times too…
Yang: Well, I’m Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins cool hot older sister, nice to meet you!
Winter: Pleasure. There should be four members, where is the fourth member of your team?
Weiss: Our fourth member is, Blake Belladonna, and she is… somewhere…? I don’t know where she is, last time I saw her she was trying to linch me because she thought I tried to kill, Jaune.
Winter: And… why did she try to do that?
Weiss: Blake is a faunas, and she’s part of the more… fanatic devotees towards my friend, Jaune Arc.
Winter: I suppose it has to deal with him being this supposed, ‘Dragon King?’
Weiss: That’s more, or less it.
Ruby: So, what brings you here, Winter?
Winter: Mother, and I came at the request of your summons.
Yang: Summons?
Ruby: Are you talking about the time, Weiss yelled at your dad to get her diamonds checked?
Winter: Yes, Weiss wanted, Mr. Arc to authenticate the authenticity of our family’s family jewels.
Yang: Was that a correct sentence?
Ruby: The auto correct says so.
Weiss: And, how did the grading go?
Winter: Well… two thirds of them are fake…
Weiss: Eh…?
Winter: A fact that, Mr. Arc proved by eating the fakes…
Ruby: He ate them?
Winter: Even mother’s engagement ring was a fake, to which he proved by eating it.
Yang: Ouch.
Winter: But, based upon what, Mr. Arc said, the person father bought these diamonds from was an infamous swindler specializing in fake diamonds.
Weiss: Oh… Well, I guess that’s okay…
Winter: And, Mom offered the, Schnee Diamond as a dowery for, Jaune.
Weiss: Eh…?
Ruby: The what?
Yang: The Schnee Diamond? The hell is that?
Weiss: It’s our family’s heirloom; My grandfather, Nicolas Schnee found it decades ago during a mining expedition when he was founding the SDC. He named it after our family to be a moniker of our family’s legacy. Ha… you know it’s actually funny…
Ruby: What’s funny?
Weiss: All the diamonds my father acquired were fakes, and yet our grandfather’s diamond has more valuable than anything father could ever hope to acquire.
Winter: Fufufu~! That is quite funny.
Weiss: But, wait… Mom offered it as a dowery… F-For whose hand…?
Winter: …
Winter: M-My hand…
Weiss: W-W-What?!
Yang: Seriously?
Ruby: Congratulations!
Weiss: Ruby?!
Ruby: What?
Weiss: No, I… Okay, no… W-What did you say about all of this? No! What did, Jaune say about all of this, because based upon what he said, I will kill him!
Winter: Well… he was inspecting the, Schnee Diamond when, Mother made this offer. And, well… he seemed highly conflicted.
Yang: Was it because of, Jaune’s obsession of precious stones?
Winter: I would believe so. He seemed genuinely interested in accepting mother’s offer, but he eventually put the diamond back into its case, and shook his head. Jaune then told my mother that while he was genuinely tempted to accept her offer, it would remain my decision to accept this marriage proposal. And, that he wouldn’t accept anything until he learned more about me. Considering at most he knew about was that I was, Weiss’s older sister, and that I was more… full bodied than her. Whatever that meant.
Yang: I think he was talking about how, Weiss is flat, and you have booba.
Weiss: I am not flat!
Winter: Oh… that makes sense…
Ruby: So… you want to marry, Jaune?
Winter: …
Winter: Because of my position in the, Atlas Military I never thought about marriage. But, now that it has been presented before me as it has… Well… I am uncertain of how to react to all of this.
Yang: Probably should get to know, Jaune before you think of marriage then.
Winter: That would be an appropriate option to take. Should I ask him on an outing to get to know him then?
Yang: A date?
Winter: Yes, a date. Do you think he’d prefer dining at the, Chatou Chriteline?
Ruby: They serve food there right?
Winter: It’s a restaurant, the most famous high class one in all of, Vale. Have you not heard of it?
Yang: Lady, do we look like high class, hoty toty kind of gals?
Winter: Well…?!
Weiss: Don’t answer that.
Winter: Very well then…
Ruby: You could ask, Jaune’s girlfriends for help.
Winter: G-Girlfriends…? He already has a girlfriend?
Weiss: He has two actually…
Yang: And, if I play my cards right he’ll have three~!
Winter: You want to become a part of his… His…!!
Yang: Harem? Hell yeah I do~!
Winter: But, why?
Yang: I’m in love with the blond goofball. What more needs to be said?
Winter: You’re in love with him…?
Yang: Yeah. I can give you a list of reasons why, but all that matters really is that I love him.
Winter: Is that really all that matters…?
Yang: …
Yang: What are you asking?
Winter: I’m asking if you love him.
Yang: No, you’re not asking me that.
Ruby: What is she asking you, Yang?
: You should ask, ‘Have you ever been in love before?’
: She’s an, Atlasian. I doubt they understand the concept of love.
Winter: What? Who are you?
: Hello~! I’m Pyrrha Nikos, and I am, Jaune’s, First Chosen.
: Hi there pretty lady~! My name is, Coco Adel, his, Second Chosen.
Weiss: What are you two doing here?
Pyrrha: Yang texted me about the dowry. And, we decided to see who actually managed to get, Jaune’s attention.
Coco: And, I must say, Jaune has impeccable taste~!
Winter: Actually my mother put me up for this whole arranged marriage by offering him a dowery he couldn’t deny, well, barely could deny. This whole thing wasn’t my idea.
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s been dealing with that a lot lately.
Winter: I’m willing to believe that. But, I must ask, what did the two of you mean by, ‘Chosen?’
Pyrrha: Oh it’s just a name we were given by the faunas because we were the… the… the first that…
Coco: The first girls that, Jaune fucked~!
Pyrrha: Yeah, that…
Winter: Y-You’ve slept with him?
Pyrrha: Yes we have.
Coco: Several times.
Pyrrha: We’ve slept with each other actually.
Coco: The future threesome we will have will be legendary~!
Pyrrha: Hopefully we won’t be walking out with a limp next time.
Coco: You kidding? The limp is the best part!
Yang: How good of a limp is it?
Coco: Why spoil the surprise~?
Weiss: Stop it. I don’t want to hear this. You can have your perverted sex lives all you want. I just don’t want to hear you explain it to me. Also, you broke, Ruby.
Yang: What?
Ruby: Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Thud!)
Yang: RUBY?!
Pyrrha: Oops…
Coco: Ha! Blushing virgin.
Pyrrha: So… are you interested in dating, Jaune, Winter?
Winter: Well… to be honest, as you guessed I never dated before… or, be interested in anyone romantically. So, I don’t know…
Pyrrha: That’s fair, I’ve never been in love until I met, Jaune. And, after we first met I fell head over heels for him on the spot.
Winter: You’ve never been in love until after you met him?
Pyrrha: Nope. I’ve had plenty of famous people, and the like come on to me, but they never sparked anything in me. They were all just trying to use me to their advantage in one form, or the other. But, then I met someone who knew nothing about me, relied on me for who I am, and not who appeared to be. I’m more happy now than I have ever been since I met him, and becoming his girlfriend has made me more happy than I could ever imagine.
Winter: But, are you okay with… sharing him?
Pyrrha: I was hesitant at first, but the benefits of being part of a harem are quite… enticing~!
Winter: They are?
Coco: Ignore her, unless you want to hear something juicy~?
Winter: I would rather not.
Weiss: Me as well.
Yang: Well I would!
Coco: Later, hot stuff. So, tell me; are you interested in dating, Jaune, or would you prefer to brush this all aside, and forget this all happened?
Winter: …
Winter: I am willing to… investigate the possibility of a relationship if that is possible…
Weiss: You can’t be serious, Winter?
Winter: Have… have you ever seen a person, and thought, ‘what if?’
Weiss: I have…
Winter: Did you ever try to find out what, ‘what if’ could become?
Weiss: I have, and honestly I regretted trying to.
Winter: Then would you have regretted trying to, or never trying, Weiss?
Weiss: …
Weiss: Haa… I would have regretted never trying… Go… Go, and see if things could work between you two.
Winter: Thank you, Weiss.
Coco: Then come with us beautiful, and let us tell you all about our little dragon~!
Pyrrha: Little? Coco, honey, what part about, Jaune is little?
Coco: Good point.
Winter: I would prefer to learn more about his personality, habits, interests, and the like, before… before learning about those things.
Coco: Probably for the best if we do so.
Pyrrha: We wouldn’t want to scare her away now doubt we?
Coco: You coming along, Yang? Certainly you’ll want to hear this~!
Yang: Hell yeah I do!
Winter: I’ll see you later, Weiss. Shall we have dinner together later?
Weiss: I would love to, Winter. Have fun you… (Pa-Ping~!) Oh, Jaune just sent me a text.
Weiss: …
Weiss: W-What the hell…?
Pyrrha: What’s wrong, Weiss?
Weiss: ‘Weiss! Save me! Your mom is trying to seduce me, and it’s working! Save me before I do something I will (Slightly?) regret! Help!’
Coco: W-What…?
Pyrrha: Your mother is trying to seduce, Jaune… Why?
Yang: And, it’s working…?
Winter: How would I know?
Ruby: …
Ruby: Uhh… aren’t you going to go save, Jaune?
Weiss: Huw?
Winter: Beg pardon?
Ruby: Jaune just called for your help, are you two going to go save him, or are you going to let your mother sleep with your friend, and your, potential, husband?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
Weiss: Well… It’s, Jaune.
Winter: He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Weiss: And, the message he sent shows he doesn’t want to do it.
Winter: But, Mother is trying to seduce him, and succeeding… somehow.
Weiss: Mom sleeping with my friend just sounds wrong.
Winter: Not as bad as the thought of Mother sleeping with Father…
Weiss: I feel like throwing up just thinking about it…
Winter: Is that why she trying to seduce him, to have… to have a good time?
Weiss: Possibly, Pyrrha, and Coco gloat constantly on how good he is in bed. Maybe, Mom wanted to see that for herself.
Ruby: Uhh… Are you two trying to justify, Jaune sleeping with your mother?
Weiss: Uhh…
Yang: Sounds like you’re gonna let him bang your mom.
Winter: Well…
Ruby: Do you want, Jaune to sleep with your mom…?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
WW: Well…
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juanarc-thethird · 22 days
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I have a license for that! p2
Jaune is putting his weapons away in his locker. He closes it and then-
Coco: Hello handsome~💕
Jaune: Aah!!
He immediately screams as he sees Coco leaning on the locker next to him.
Jaune: My God, Coco, you scared me!
Coco: *Chuckles* Sorry about that. So, done with your training today?
Jaune: Yeah, and my body is already super tired.
Coco: Oh really? If you want, can I help you with a massage?
Jaune: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to do that, but thank you.
Coco: Don't worry, I insist.
Jaune: Is ok, I'm fine.
Coco suddenly corners Jaune, slamming her hands against the lockers with him in the middle.
Coco: I said, I insist~
Jaune: O-Ok
Coco: Good, come with me.
She guides him around the corner and they immediately find themselves in front of the entrance to a massage room.
Jaune: Was this here before?
Coco: Of course, you never noticed it?
Jaune: Of all the times I have been here, this is the first time.
Coco: *giggles* Well, you've always been a little clueless.
Jaune: But… don't you think that decoration is a little…
The room is painted red. A carpet of the same color was located in the center under a somewhat larger than normal massage table. Around there were furniture of different shapes with lit candles giving a sweet aroma. The atmosphere feels somewhat romantic.
Jaune: ..unique?
Coco: You think about it too much. Now take off your shirt.
Jaune: On second thought… let's do this another day, okay?
Coco: Come on, don't say that. Take off your shirt.
Jaune: I'm good, thanks
Coco: Come on, let me help you. *She grabs the bottom of his shirt*
Jaune: *He takes her arms* Seriously, I'm fine.
Coco: Don't be like that, you'll like it.
Jaune: No
Coco: Just this time.
Jaune: Nop
Coco: Come on
They go back and forth arguing like children, which suddenly got a little physical.
Coco: *Pulling up his shirt* Just do it!
Jaune: *Pushing her arms down* No! Bad Coco! Bad!
Coco: Stop being a…!
She immediately tried to use all her strength to pull up his shirt. But Jaune is smarter and he let her this time. Due to an unexpected lack of resistance on Jaune's part, Coco's arms shot into the sky, freeing the shirt from her hands. Without wasting a moment, Jaune takes both of her arms with one hand, and puts her against the nearest wall, trapping her in place.
Coco: *Blushing and surprise* My Oum!
Jaune: *Serious and close to her face* Are you done?
Surprised by the unexpected situation, she is speechless.
Coco: *Red* Um… well…
At that moment a card falls from her corset.
Jaune: huh? What's that?
Coco is still fluster, she doesn't realize what's happening. Jaune takes the card and….
Jaune: What the fuck?!
Coco: W-Wha?! What Happen?! *She look at the card*
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Coco: *Gasp!* That's mine!
She attempts to take her card back but Jaune won't let her.
Jaune: Hey, not so fast. Why do you have this? And what is a diamond member?
Coco: Because I want you
She says as she stares into his eyes.
Jaune: *Blushing* Eh?!
Coco, now back to her usual self, begins her "attack"
Coco: *She approaches him slowly with a seductive smile* And the diamond member thing... well, that is… WHAT IS THAT?!! *She yells as she points behind him*
Jaune: *Looks back* Huh?!
Coco takes the opportunity to recover her card and runs away from him.
Coco: See you later, handsome!
Jaune: Hey, come back!
Jaune tried to chase after her, but his body was still tired from his training.
Jaune: Damn it. I need to find some answers.
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razorblade180 · 8 months
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Hey would you be able to write a jaune x coco on date
Coco: Yo.
Jaune:Hmm? Oh hey. Just taking in the view of Vacou.
Coco:Yeah it’s postcard worthy. So…remember what I told you earlier?
Jaune:Do you mean how I look out of style with getting “frosted tips” because you didn’t realize this is my consolation prize for surviving a nightmare?
Coco:Yep. That one. Still feel like shit over it.
Jaune:Don’t be. It was funny.
Coco:You’ve been staring into the distance ever since.
Jaune:Hmm *nods slowly*
Coco:That’s it. I’ve had enough. Let me take you to dinner.
Jaune:Oh you don’t have t-
She pulled him up onto his feet with one arm. Jaune was no very curious and scared of how much her purse weighs.
Coco:You will shower.
Jaune:I will shower.
Coco:I will then swing by at seven where you will be ready to go.
Jaune:That sounds reasonable.
Coco:Then we shall both have a casual seafood dinner that will be delicious.
Jaune:Vacuo has seafood?
Coco:Right!? It actually rules. Anyways, we will experience the joy of lobster, I will pay it for it all, and then everything will be set right between us. Okay?
Jaune:I’m starting to feel like you wanted lobster but didn’t feel like going alone.
Coco:It’s called multitasking. Plus if you don’t like it then I’ll have it and you can order something else.
Jaune:There it is. Hehe, deal. But I do like lobster by the way.
Coco:I figured as much…
xxxx
Jaune:*happily eating*
Coco:…(I may of judged the hair too quickly. Heh, he’s actually sorta adorable. All’s well that ends well.”
Jaune:*slurps oysters clean*
Coco:*squints*….(Don’t say. Dooo not say iiiiit.)
Coco:………You free after this.
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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RWBY is a good show, and I’m tired of people pretending its not!
I’m sorry, I’m just so tired of all these random claims that RWBY is “boring anime cliche” or “racist white male writing”, So...let’s go over them in segments
Female characters:
Aren’t walking fanservice shots and aren’t sexualized
Aren’t degraded in their field (combat, tactics, dust usage, etc) to boost up male characters (cause seemingly female characters being too skilled at something is emasculating to incels)
When a woman says no to a man, the man takes no for an answer and doesn’t keep trying. (So dear Hbomberguy, stop claiming that Weiss x Jaune was ever a thing)
Women don’t require a man to “Defend their honor” (This is in response to the dude who harassed me in anonymous about V5 who was upset that Yang punched a creep)
Aren’t woobified or emotionally weakened, instead having reactions to things like normal human beings. (Sorry Shonen anime which loves to make women woobified or emotionally weakened vs men) Being capable of emotions but also doing things effectively.
Aren’t made into waifu for male characters. Nora is still a badass and even being allowed to explore who she is outside of Ren, which runs against the usual anime/manga bs. Weiss didn’t get with Jaune after finding out he helped w/ Neptune. Blake actually defended her boundaries when Sun crossed certain lines (even though they’re brotp not romantic, he’s a male character that could’ve been put as a pseudo-love interest). Yang is also shown to be more than just Blake’s GF as we see in Ruby Yang interactions, Yang vs Salem, Yang ageeing to talk with Robyn. They’re all their own characters not trying to be the perfect wife for a male character.
LGBT+ characters:
aren’t in a world of “everyone is gay or straight”, so for me at least coming across as more impactful
have Ilia (lesbian); Coco (lesbian); Terra (wlw) and Saphron (wlw) also married and w/ kid that aren’t treated different to any other couple; Scarlet (gay-male); Nolan (implied, I think its at this point and not confirmed, mlm); May (non-deadnamed, voiced by and helped crafted with the help of a trans VA, and not having her trans status be the central element of her character trans character); Blake (bi) and Yang (wlw) that are a main pair that are being allowed to build to a relationship at the same pacing as the hetero alt. pairing. BB being naturally built up and not rushed into a relationship, though still soft-canon locked in via Nora.
Are ALL ALIVE (funny how the straight white male characters get killed off?)
PoC characters:
Includes Marrow, Pietro, Joanna, Flynt, Yatsuhashi, Lie Ren, and Robyn as default heroes side
Includes Emerald having switched to the heroes side after having it foreshadowed in v3. Also possibly Elm and Harriet, depending on where they go in the future.
includes Sienna, who was admittedly actual wasted potential, being contrasted against Adam as the morally better version of violence in activism. A controlled violence actually giving a shit rights activist leader vs. a co-opting murderous abusive bloodthirsty psychopathic terrorist.
are easily the lesser in villain count vs. Caucasian villains.
So can the RWDE please stop trying to claim how RWBY isn’t better than anime/manga at least, but overall “isn’t progressive” in these areas.
Adam Taurus represents a very real element in real life regarding “Radical civil rights movements” ; extremism and co-opters; While the actual faunus rights aspect on its own is given a sympathetic light repeatedly. We also have Ilia Amitola, the female POC lesbian, get a redemption. While Adam Taurus, the cis white male edgelord? Is Evil  and gets his death by double penetration at the hands of two lesbians. (Edit: yes, I know Blake is Bi, as is her VA. It was an expression explaining how cis white male “authority” individuals get emasculated)
The WF has a lot of references, not specifically the Black Panther one. Also the WF on its own is fine, its the version that gets corrupted by Adam’s psychotic co-opting terrorist ass that is the problem.
 Reflective of reality where if any group for any cause crosses into violence that involves innocent bystanders; then they lose any credibility and are nothing more than terrorists. I don’t care what the cause is. Which is exactly what the WF under Adam presents; but is just 1 vein of it with Sienna’s vein existing, Ghira’s, and even Blake’s. Was it handled perfectly? No, you could have easily have shaved time from Adam to give to Sienna and had her live to continue. Personally I found Sienna to be the actual wasted potential, but EruptionFang naturally loves cis white male evil men as his favorite Meow Meows. Don’t even try to recommend a gay or bisexual dude to rwby critics, they’ll flip and call it pandering.
The MC’s aren’t remotely “paper thin”, nor secondaries. Heck the only ones that fit that bill are characters in the tertiary vein that are supposed to be that way. The “two traits” falls apart if one actually pays attention to the characters.
And most fixit fanfics not only sexualize the characters in a show with no fanservice...
Sadly they also overfocus on male characters and have their favorite male characters talk down the female main characters.
Robyn Hill represents the people standing up NOT against the military, but against fascism/totalitarianism. We see that for all the “good intentions” that Ironwood MAY have? It is always sabotaged by him. Ironwood backstabs Ozpin, brings an Army as a show of force, does multiple projects behind people’s backs, and yet displays more than few acts of hypocrisy. Volume 7 literally showed him acting as a dictator because he believed that only he knew the answer to everyone’s problems. Yet the consequences of HIS actions are what led to Atlas Downfall. Yang and Blake even tried to get Robyn to work with Ironwood and Robyn was literally willing to do so. Which of course pissed off Ironwood stans that anyone, especially a POC hero of the people, would stand against a Cis White Male Authority figure. The elections in V7 meant that anyone’s authority could be challenged by the people. Of COURSE Ironwood stans REFUSE to acknowledge the election part was good.
The attempt to balance idealism with realism is pretty interesting. What do you do against an enemy with an unlimited army, immortality, and agents who seek to turn everyone against each other? Do you submit to the “inevitable?” Or do you keep fighting to the end, instead prolonging the end?
You can think of this as having borrowed a theme or two from dark souls!
RWBY is at the very least leaps and bounds beyond most anime it's close in genre with. I remember seeing, partially in jest, the idea that RWBY has half the fanbase it does for being an action anime with a female case and no fanservice and I think it might almost literally be true.
It is depressingly hard to find a decent action show with a female cast that doesn't sexualize them in gross ways. Even shows I like on the whole end up doing that.
Of course, the points regarding love are helped by the fact that a good chunk of the female cast is front and center in the story. They’re largely in the driver seat and aren’t secondary to any male titular protagonist. Thus you don’t get cases where a girl on the main cast is there to be… the girl.
In any other story, Oscar and/or Jaune  would be front and center. Heck, the three creators of RWBY are guys before their team grew so you’d think they’d “write what they know.” Yet they stick to their guns on having girls get shit done.
One Anime a person I know felt came close to this was, if you can believe it, Fairy Tail where Natsu might’ve been the prominent ass kicker but Erza is the one effectively leader the team, Wendy goes on an arc of learning to love herself and Lucy grows into the wizard that leads the charge against Acnologia.
Yet it sent mixed signals with how the girls (those of age) had designs that left little to the imagination. I can appreciate an artist honest in his horniness… but the Anime did something right when it came to Erza’s torture in Tartaros that helped sell the gravitas of the traumatic experience.
RWBY feels like the above but far more refined in execution. There’s a time and place for schlocky cheesecake but not when it clashes with the narrative and themes overall.
So tell me...without using Hbomberguys’ repeated false information about the “love triangle” or “self-insert” slander...how would YOU respectfully criticize RWBY?  How would you claim to be “a critic” yet still encourage people to watch RWBY? 
If you try to bring up Hbomb’s 2.5 hour hate video, then anyone who tries to claim that a video from 2 years ago no longer is relevant is just being hypocritical. (Looking at you, RWDE Apologist, you know who you are)
Oh, one more thing. RWBY seasons 1-3 were the weakest in terms of writing and animation. But even so, the fact of the matter is that anything that happened in those seasons are ignored by critics, theorists, and straight shippers.
Material Inspired from   https://www.tumblr.com/crimsonxe/691425946111295488/since-i-ran-across-a-dumbass-earlier-that-tried-to 
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.
Ships included:
1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)
2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)
3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)
4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)
5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)
6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)
7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)
8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)
9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)
11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)
13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)
14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)
16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)
17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)
18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)
19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)
20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)
21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)
22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)
23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)
25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)
26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)
27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)
28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)
29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)
30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)
31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)
32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)
I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!
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novankenn · 9 months
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Custom Made Order
Deciding she had enough, Velvet kicked it into second gear and once she was in range, and that Coco had taken a moment to slow down to turn a corner...
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Coco: (Once she stopped rolling) Ow......
Velvet: (Sits on Coco's stomach) You have some explaining to do... so start.
Coco: (Groaning) No, I've done.... (Velvet flicks her nose) Hey!
Velvet: Somehow you changed Jaune into a girl... an adorable girl, but a girl, and now Jaune is a half spider-half woman creature. What did you do?
Coco: I... um... I...
Velvet: Coco start talking or...
Coco: You wouldn't!
Velvet: Yes, I would. Now start talking.
Coco: Okay, just don't do that, okay?
Velvet: Start talking and I won't.
Coco: Alright, so I might or asked, and by asked I mean coerced the Headmaster into making me an elixir that would transform Jaune into a girl.
Velvet: How? Why?
Coco: He's got magic or something, I don't know. I just know it worked, and that noodle has become the girl of my dreams.
Velvet: Why would you do...
Coco: And let those legs and butt be wasted on Schnee or Nikos!?! She's too good for them! She deserves someone that will take care of her...
Velvet: But Jaune was a guy. Why?
Coco: The dance. I saw... I saw...
Velvet: What did you see?
Coco: My future. I saw my future, okay. That dress, Jaune's moves, told me he wasn't who he should be! So I worked out a deal with the Headmaster...
Velvet: What deal?
Coco: That I would turn his favourite coffee mug into dust if he could make Jaune become a girl?
Velvet: And WHY did you think that Headmaster Ozpin could do that?
Coco: Well, he DID do just that!
Velvet: But... but... how did you KNOW that the Headmaster could do what he did?!?
Coco: I don't know! He's old and stuff, so I just thought...
Velvet: Because he's old? You figured he knew how to make a body transforming potion just because he's OLD?!?
Coco: Maybe?
Velvet: What about the spider thing?
Coco: No idea. No idea.
Velvet: Okay. We're going back and...
Coco: (Starts to thrash and struggle) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Velvet: Calm down!
Coco: She's going to eat me! She said it herself!
Velvet: For what YOU did to Jaune... she should! Now stop being such a pansy and let's go. You're going to apologize to Jaune, and then you are going to FIND a way to reverse this all!
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Coco: (Crying) Please no!
/=/
Jaune was feeling strange, and she was sure it was more than just being mortally embarrassed about flashing the whole school, or mortified about now not only being a girl but also a half-spider creature. It was something else, something more insidious. She found herself eyeing Nora in a less than wholesome way.
Nora: Are you okay, Jaune-Jaune?
Jaune: (Blinking) Er... what?
Nora: You kind of spaced out on me there. Are you okay?
Jaune: I'm just not feeling myself.
Nora: Of course you're not yourself, silly! You went from being you to an absolute knock-out babe, and now are a super ominous and sexy looking spider woman! Can you smoother me with your boobies?
Jaune: (Blinking) Er... come again?
Nora: I said... Can you smoother me with your boobies?
Jaune: Ah... why?
Nora: Because they're massive, and I saw it in a movie once.
Jaune: Oooookaaayyyy.
Nora: Really? You will?
Jaune: Ah... er... no.
Nora: But you said...
Jaune: (Looks about herself and see people still staring at her.) I need some clothes. Can we do that?
Nora: Okay, but then we'll talk about you smothering me in your cleavage!
Jaune: Nora...
Nora: Jaune.
Jaune: Really? You really want me to do that to you?
Nora: Until I pass out!
Jaune: Can I think about it?
Nora gives Jaune a look, one stating she didn't believe her.
Jaune: I promise.
Nora: Arc's word?
Jaune: Yes.
Nora: Say it.
Jaune: (Sighing) Arc's word.
Nora: ...
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Nora: YES! YES! YES! YES!
Jaune: Nora... I need clothes!
Nora: (Grabs Jaune by the wrist and starts to walk) Well, come on, then!
Jaune: (Struggles to hide her private bits with the lab coat) Wait!
Nora: NoPe!
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