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Linkman447
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Glynda: wait the winter Madden has passed
Winter: yes now I must see this alleged rusted knight
Jaune: yo
Winter: I must speak with you in private
The girls looked apprehensive but jaune assured them he could handle himself
In a private room
Winter: now Mr. Arc (she clicked the lock on the door and froze it solid ) time to realize my childhood dream of becoming the woman of the rusted knight
In the halls of beacon cardin and his teammates grab jaune by his clothes.
Cardin " always covering you are hiding sonething" his team rip off jaunes pants shirt tie and jacket.
Jaune standing there in his boxers with a toned gea ily scared body
Cardin ".... Oh no he's hot"
Jaune " see something you like
Cardins team " yes
Pyrrha on ground from nose bleed
Blake " huba huba
Weiss " mistakes were made
Velvwt " humina humina
Yang "... Dam vb you jacked agredded abd broken
Ruby " .....oh my gods take your boxers off
Yang " .....what did my sister just say? 😰😰😰
Penny " friends , friend Jaune's scared skin is all same age and levels on average meaning most gad to come from same day. This means someine tried to flay friend Jaune alive."
Jaune " correct, it was the fucked up 11th birthday ever. Now i am off to find pants" leaves everyone stunned.
#jaune arc#rwby#yang xiao long#ruby rose#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#lie ren#rwby winter schnee
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Meeting his mother (arkos)
Jaune: so are you ready
Pyrrha: jaune I love you but it’s just your mom it’s not like when you met mine
Flashback
Mama nikos: so jaune you’ve been sooooo good to my daughter
Jaune: na she’s the great one
Mama nikos: oh and your so modest as well as handsome
Jaune: umm
Mama nikos: you know I’ve been so lonely ever since my little girl left and my husband passed away
She places her hand on his thigh
Pyrrha: MOM
Flashback ends
Jaune: i honestly felt violated
Pyrrha: well nothing like that will happen this time…right
Jaune: oh no my mom would castrate my father if he tried and my mom said my older sister Kathy isn’t here
Pyrrha: she’s the-
Jaune: yea the serious bro-con
Pyrrha: did she really steal your underwear
Jaune: yep she had a collection of my dirty clothes but enough about my depraved sister
With the awkwardness in the air jaune mindlessly rings the doorbell
Mama Arc: hello, oh my baby you’ve returned
A beautiful blond woman who opened the door and pulled jaune into a hug
Jaune: hi mom this is my girlfriend Pyrrha
Pyrrha: hello
Mama Arc: oh are you
Pyrrha feeling a challenge: yes ma’am I love him entirely
Mama Arc: oh I like you, you’ll be a wonderful bride
Pyrrha: oh yes I will, I plan on making him mine forever
Mama Arc: yes finally someone who knows how to get an arc
Pyrrha: and I’ll have so many children with him I’ll beet your record
Mama Arc: you think you can beet my record
Jaune: oh gods there 2 of them
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Jaune: I need help and your the only one I can turn to
Ruby: why your the idiot who got her pregnant
Yang: Ruby is that jaune, tell him I need 3 tubs of ice cream
Jaune: do t tell her I’m here
Ruby:…
Yang: JAUNE
Jaune: please
Ruby: YANG JAUNE’S HERE
Jaune: you traitor
Jaune: (On the scroll) Yeah, sorry, Saph. I can't babysit tonight.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaune~!.
Jaune: ...Yeah, I have a bigger baby to take care of.
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Yang: (In bed, Coughing, Whining)
Yang: My throat still hurts~!
Yang: My hot water bottle is too hot~!
Yang: This herbal tea tastes awful~!
Yang: My bed is too lumpy~!
Yang: My pillows need fluffing~!
Yang: My body won't stop aching~!
Yang: This isn't my favorite dragon plushie~!
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Qrow: ya mrs. Ar-
Tai covers his mouth: don’t speak about her she can hear you
Ruby: what mama Arc
Mama Arc: yes dear
Tai: oh brothers it’s her
Mama Arc: so your the one who’s with my precious baby boy
Ruby: yep I’m his bitch
Mama Arc: excellent now Taiyang so good to see you, it’s my understanding that you have another daughter
Tai: oh no
Yang: hey dad, uncle Qrow. What’s up
Tai: run Yang, run
Mama Arc: oh goodness and she blond too, this is just turning out to be a great day
Yang: hey rubes what going on
Ruby: I think my new mother in law is about to make us both her daughters in law
Yang: wait what??!?!!?!
Mama Arc: oh no point in fighting it dear it will happen my baby with have so many girlfriends and make me so many grandchildren
Tai: NOOOOO MY BABY GIRLS
Qrow: tai no
Tai: TAI YES
He rushes mama Arc
Mama Arc: ya tai no
And she promptly smacked him into the ground
Qrow: So, that blond kid.
Taiyang: What are you two?
Wolf Ruby: What do you mean?
Taiyang: I mean, what are you to him?
Ruby: Oh, I'm his bitch!
Qrow: ...
Taiyang: ...
Jaune: *Started running the nanosecond this conversation started*
#rwby#rwby shitpost#lancaster#jaune arc#ruby rose#taiyang xiao long#qrow branwen#wolf!faunus ruby#yang xiao long#rwby mama arc#rwby dragonslayer
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Blake: jaune, don’t you know, you don’t choose a cat
She ties him up with her ribbon
Blake: a cat makes you hers
Jaune: I wish I had a kitten.
Blake: Hi.
Jaune: Not like that.
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Pyrrha: jaune you know it’s my birthday right
Jaune: ya
Pyrrha: you know what I want more than anything
Jaune: no???
Pyrrha: well put this blindfold on and I’ll show you
Jaune: why do I nee-
Pyrrha: please jaune, it is my birthday
Jaune(sighs): ok pyr anything your you
Pyrrha: oh I was hoping you’d say that
Jaune: ok now wha- hey did you put handcuffs on me, woah
In the jnpr dorm
Jaune: I can see, but I’m now handcuffed to the bed. Pyrrha hello?
Pyrrha: oh boy my present I can wait to open it
Jaune: pyr your naked
Pyrrha: well du jaune it is my birthday suit
That day their first of 12 kids were conceived
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A car pulls up to the arc residence
Jaune: yang no
Yang getting out of the car
Yang: I’m just going to talk with them
Jaune: please
She opens the trunk
Yang: I’m just going to talk with them
Jaune: yang
Pulls out her gauntlets
Yang: I’m just going to talk with them
Jaune: ya-
Yang: I’m just going to talk with them
Rings door bell while cocking her shotgun gauntlets
Yang: I’m just going to talk with them, I’m just going to talk with them, I’m just going to shoot them
Mama Arc opens the door
Yang: you son of a bitch
Yang:*cuddling* Hey Jaune? Weird question, but am I like your mom?
Jaune:That definitely is a weird question to ask at this exact moment.
Yang:You always hear how girls somehow go after people somewhat like their dad and vice versa, so I’m curious.
Jaune:You’re accepting I’m a little like your dad?
Yang:Baby steps. Now answer the question.
Jaune:…Nah, you two are different.
Yang:How do?
Jaune:Well for starters you believe in me.
Yang:…..Is there gas in the car?
Jaune:We are not visiting my parents.
Yang:Why not? *smiles* I just wanna talk.
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Yang: honestly that sounds hot
Blake: oh my gods I thought I was the only one
In the background a seer grim
Salems castle
Salem: ya it is hot three long haired beauties sucking off a sexy hunk like jaune
She starts to touch herself
Back with Blake and Yang
Yang: wait the witch in the woods is the girl in the tower, no no no that’s not the point she’s real!!!
Blake: apparently
Yang: how do you know that
Blake: uhhhh I’m not entirely sure
Flashback
Blake spying on jaune
Blake: oh ya you look so sexy in the shower
???: ya
She looks to her right to see a grim with a woman face in it
Salem: sooooo you must be Blake
Back to the present
Yang: I sense bull shit but I’m not going to pry
In the halls of beacon cardin and his teammates grab jaune by his clothes.
Cardin " always covering you are hiding sonething" his team rip off jaunes pants shirt tie and jacket.
Jaune standing there in his boxers with a toned gea ily scared body
Cardin ".... Oh no he's hot"
Jaune " see something you like
Cardins team " yes
Pyrrha on ground from nose bleed
Blake " huba huba
Weiss " mistakes were made
Velvwt " humina humina
Yang "... Dam vb you jacked agredded abd broken
Ruby " .....oh my gods take your boxers off
Yang " .....what did my sister just say? 😰😰😰
Penny " friends , friend Jaune's scared skin is all same age and levels on average meaning most gad to come from same day. This means someine tried to flay friend Jaune alive."
Jaune " correct, it was the fucked up 11th birthday ever. Now i am off to find pants" leaves everyone stunned.
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blake: come back i have to pee
nora walks up to the hanging cat faunus
Nora: hmmm let the kitty go. or get pancakes
she walks away
blake: NOOOOOOOO
Smol Arc AU: Can we get Jaune waking up to him realizing that he was sleeping on Blake's ass? I am curious about Jaune's reaction and see how happy Blake is at that.
Comfy~?
Smol Jaune AU
Jaune: Ugh… man I’m tired… Hmm…? This isn’t my pillow, what is…?!
Blake: Oh, hi, Jaune~!
Jaune: …
Blake: Did you sleep comfortably~?
Jaune: …
~~~
Yang: And, that’s why, Jaune tied you up, and left you hanging from the ceiling?
Blake: Yeah, pretty much…
Pyrrha: Interesting rope work…
Glynda: I’m interested in how, and why he knows such rope techniques…
Yang: Me too…
Blake: Yeah so, can you guys get me down?
Yang: Mmmm… Nope!
Pyrrha: No.
Glynda: Absolutely not.
Blake: What, why?!
Glynda: You appear to need some time to, dry out, as it were.
Yang: Ohh! Nice one, Miss G!
Pyrrha: We’ll come by later and get you down from there!
Yang: See you later, Blaky!
Blake: Wait, no! Get me down from here guys! I promise I’ll be good! Guys? GUYS?! Nooooo!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#glynda goodwitch#jaune x blake#blake x jaune#rwby knightshade
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Ruby: is that why jaune is tied up over there
Jaune: hi Ruby
Pyrrha: what I thought you asked me what I wanted
Jaune: I’m really thirsty
Pyrrha: not as much as I am you blond dork, now hush I’m trying to get a little dork in bed with us
Ruby: What do you want for your birthday, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: A threesome.
Ruby: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: Like a one time thing or permanently?
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Blake: wait hmmm, on one hand my new pride, on the other hand I must share my new favorite seat
Emerald: we can put our asses together and put that on his face
Blake: my new sister
Nora: should we help jaune
Ren: I think Pyrrha is already on that
He points to a battle ready Pyrrha aiming her weapon at the crowd of rusted knight groupies
Nora: Pyrrha no use my hammer it’s better for crowd control
In the halls of beacon cardin and his teammates grab jaune by his clothes.
Cardin " always covering you are hiding sonething" his team rip off jaunes pants shirt tie and jacket.
Jaune standing there in his boxers with a toned gea ily scared body
Cardin ".... Oh no he's hot"
Jaune " see something you like
Cardins team " yes
Pyrrha on ground from nose bleed
Blake " huba huba
Weiss " mistakes were made
Velvwt " humina humina
Yang "... Dam vb you jacked agredded abd broken
Ruby " .....oh my gods take your boxers off
Yang " .....what did my sister just say? 😰😰😰
Penny " friends , friend Jaune's scared skin is all same age and levels on average meaning most gad to come from same day. This means someine tried to flay friend Jaune alive."
Jaune " correct, it was the fucked up 11th birthday ever. Now i am off to find pants" leaves everyone stunned.
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Jaune: well ya, if I didn’t I couldn have killed somebody
Glynda: I knew
Everyone gasps
Glynda: what I’m a fully licensed huntress. I know when someone is pulling a punch
Jaune: ok that makes sense
Glynda: also it takes some skill and strength to fuck me into the mattress
In the halls of beacon cardin and his teammates grab jaune by his clothes.
Cardin " always covering you are hiding sonething" his team rip off jaunes pants shirt tie and jacket.
Jaune standing there in his boxers with a toned gea ily scared body
Cardin ".... Oh no he's hot"
Jaune " see something you like
Cardins team " yes
Pyrrha on ground from nose bleed
Blake " huba huba
Weiss " mistakes were made
Velvwt " humina humina
Yang "... Dam vb you jacked agredded abd broken
Ruby " .....oh my gods take your boxers off
Yang " .....what did my sister just say? 😰😰😰
Penny " friends , friend Jaune's scared skin is all same age and levels on average meaning most gad to come from same day. This means someine tried to flay friend Jaune alive."
Jaune " correct, it was the fucked up 11th birthday ever. Now i am off to find pants" leaves everyone stunned.
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Nora: less talking more smashing
The two just nod and get back to fighting
Pyrrha: is it just me or is he like 100 time more sexy when fighting
Everyone: totally
In the halls of beacon cardin and his teammates grab jaune by his clothes.
Cardin " always covering you are hiding sonething" his team rip off jaunes pants shirt tie and jacket.
Jaune standing there in his boxers with a toned gea ily scared body
Cardin ".... Oh no he's hot"
Jaune " see something you like
Cardins team " yes
Pyrrha on ground from nose bleed
Blake " huba huba
Weiss " mistakes were made
Velvwt " humina humina
Yang "... Dam vb you jacked agredded abd broken
Ruby " .....oh my gods take your boxers off
Yang " .....what did my sister just say? 😰😰😰
Penny " friends , friend Jaune's scared skin is all same age and levels on average meaning most gad to come from same day. This means someine tried to flay friend Jaune alive."
Jaune " correct, it was the fucked up 11th birthday ever. Now i am off to find pants" leaves everyone stunned.
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Cinder a broken sodden mess on the ground: w-we’ll c-call it a-a draw
Jaune pulling his pants up: ok what ever you say
Cinder: You! You took the Maiden from me! Fight me!
Jaune: No.
Cinder: N-no? The fuck you mean no?
Jaune: I've moved past the need for revenge, young lady.
Cinder: Fuck you, fight me!
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Kali: sorry but not sorry Blake sweetheart but you were taking too long and I wanna baby to hold be it a grandbaby or my own
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Next week
Priest: we are gathered here today-
Nora: oh I just love weddings don’t you Pyrrha
Pyrrha bound up in rope with several layers of duck tape covering her mouth: mmmpphhhm
Nora: ya no my not untying you… again…. For the 3rd time
Priest: now if any of you have any reason why these two should not be together speak now or forever hold your peace
Pyrrha struggles: mmmmmppphhhpmmmmmhhhh
Priest: you may now kiss the bride
Blake and jaune kiss
Jaune: Hey, Blake.
Blake: Yeah?
Jaune: So I kind of lost a bet and... meow.
Blake: ...I agree.
Jaune: Agree with what?
Blake: To marry you.
Jaune: WHAT!?
Blake: Does next week work for you?
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Little jaune runs off
Little yang: ah poo he got away
Mama Arc: little missy I got words for you
Little yang: gulp ya what is it
Mama Arc: you can’t just let him get away, you got to trap him so he can’t
She grabs the young girl by the shoulders
Mama Arc: Arc are stubborn and dense so you got to hold them down and make your clame
Little yang has a fire in her eyes: I know what must be done
She runs off
Papa Arc: honey are doing what I think your doing
Mama Arc: making sure I get my grand babies, you bet you ass I am
Tai: noooooo my baby girl
Tiny ruby: but papa what about me
Tai: I must hide you away
In the distance little jaune: NOOOOOOOOO
Similarly little yang: YESSSSSSS
The Arc Family 15
Mama Arc: Jaune, why are you crying?
Little Jaune: *Sniff* Because she said she is gonna marry me! *Points at Yang* *Sniff* And that's why I'm crying! *Sniff*
Little Yang: *smiling*
Mama Arc: You're crying because you don't want to marry her?
Little Jaune: Yes
Little Yang: *Excited* I will marry you!
Little Jaune: NOOOOO!!!!
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#rwby yang#yang xiao long#yang#rwby yang xiao long#rwby mama arc#mama arc
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