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@evilrwbyfan breakfast is on the house today
#fooze#evilrwbyfan#rwby#rwby fanart#ruby rose#rwby ruby#pyrrha nikos#rwby pyrrha#milk and cereal#pyrruby#smol y tol lol#I hope you don’t mind the design for pyrrah it’s like second nature for me now#but I can change it if you’d like#cinders crying screaming#how dare good things happen to Ruby after she ruins them for her#how’s that destiny tasting?#anyways enjoy :D
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Several coffee shops in Vale have their pictures up warning not to serve them after various similar incidents.
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Gilded Rose: Baby Carrier
Jaune: *standing in line carrying Arkos baby in a carrier on his front*
Arkos Baby: 😴
Random person in line: Awww…! What an adorable baby…!
Jaune: You know what’s cuter than a baby…?
Jaune: *turns sideways revealing Lancaster twins in a second carrier on his back*
Lancaster Babies: 😪 🥺
Jaune: …three babies!
Random Person: Oh my gods they’re so cute! 😍
Jaune: They are, aren’t they…? 🥰
Jaune: …my back is SO tired right now…! 😫
#rwby#jaune arc#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#lancaster#milk and cereal#pyrrha x ruby#pyrrha nikos x ruby rose#jaune x ruby x pyrrha#jaune x ruby#jaune arc x ruby rose x pyrrha nikos#jaune arc X Ruby rose#gilded rose
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Ruby: We've all heard of top or bottom, but what about middle?
Jaune: ?
Pyrrha: ?!
Ruby: Hi, I can't breathe, but you two seem REALLY cool~!
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Ruby: Why did I choose to date Jaune and Pyrrha?
Ruby: Because we're all socially awkward dorks who like weird stuff.
Ruby: Don't let Pyrrha's media personality fool you, she really is awkward.
Ruby: Not to mention that they're both two very loving partners and always go out of their way to show their love to me and each other.
Ruby: Also, they have the best boob/butt combo in Beacon.
Yang: LIKE HELL THEY DO!
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Weiss: What are you two doing?
Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.
Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~
Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.
Pyrrha: I am sorry!
Weiss:…
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#rwby milk and cereal#gilded rose#lancaster#milk and cereal#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#shipping post#shipping shitpost#shipping#shitpost#dumb shit
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shadow posting yet another controversial opinion
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#miles prower#sonic memes#tails the fox#rogue the bat#knuckles the echidna#silver the hedgehog#amy rose#twitter#milk and cereal#milk before cereal#cereal before milk#cereal and… water
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Ruby: Take a good look at my spartan angel new tattoo on her ass~!
Jaune: Tada!
Jaune turned his startled girlfriend and flipped her skirt up and her underwear down to reveal her tattoo to their individual teammates.
Weiss: How shameless!
Blake: Nice~
Yang: *heartbroken* Ruby used to like Saturday morning cartoons….
Nora: *smirk* To think that we thought you were the wholesome one in our group….
Ren: I owe Nora 500 lien now thanks to you.
Pyrrha face was red in shame as she looked down at the ground as she tried to covered her new tattoo “Invincibutt” on her asscheeks while her two lovers were standing on each side of her.
Pyrrha: S-sorry!
#my post#rwby#rwby smut#rwby shitpost#team rwby#team jnpr#rwby arkos#rwby milk and cereal#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#lancaster#gilded rose#milk and cereal#original male stud au#shipping#shipping post#Invincibutt#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#ren lie#jaune arc
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I Quit...
The New Year was fast approaching as was the Vytal festival, and Pyrrha was feeling the stress of it all. She had so many worries, doubts and concerns that she was making herself ill. This was also making her team and friends sick with concern for Pyrrha's health.
So while alone in JNPR's dorm she made a decision. She was going to attempt to replicate a little ceremony her mother used to do, with a burning candle.
Pyrrha: Pyromancy I think is what it was called.
Sitting crossed legged on the floor, she took a deep breath and let it out slowly. Using a lighter to ignite the candle wick, both of which she had purchased at Beacon's commissary; she focused her emerald eyes on the flickering flame.
Pyrrha: AHHHH!
She fell backwards as she screamed, her flailing legs knocking the candle over, snuffing out the flame in melted wax. Shaking her head, she used her bed to help steady herself as she rose to her feet. Looking down she saw that the candle had burned down to a third of its original size.
Pyrrha: That's bullshit! There is NO way I'm letting that happen!
Pulling out her scroll she hit the contact icon from Professor Goodwitch. It was answered after two rings.
Glynda: Ms Nikos?
Pyrrha: Good afternoon professor, I just felt I needed to inform you first about a decision I have just made.
Glynda: Okay? And that is?
Pyrrha: I quit.
Glynda: WHAT?
Pyrrha hung up and moved towards the door of the dorm. Opening it, she saw her group of friends, but more importantly one she needed to speak to... immediately.
Pyrrha: Good you're all together. I have something I wish to tell you all.
Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha: I just quit Beacon, in fact I'm quitting my tournament career, and huntress training in general as well.
Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha: Oh, and Jaune?
Jaune: Yes?
Pyrrha: You're coming with me... I want your babies, and you will be giving them to me.
Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Jaune: Huh? HEY!
Before anyone can do anything, Pyrrha moves up to Jaune, and slings him over her shoulder like a sack of flour.
Pyrrha: It's been a pleasure, and once we're settle you'll be invited over for the housewarming.
Pyrrha turns to leave but stops when Ruby suddenly appears in front of her. Emerald eyes narrow...
Ruby : I won't let you do this! Jaune's my bestie, and you can't just... HEY!
Ruby suddenly finds her self scooped up and held under Pyrrha's arm like a package from the post office
Pyrrha: You're coming too.
Ruby / Jaune: WHAT?!?
Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...
Pyrrha then walks off hauling the pair of lovable dorks with her.
Yang: Did that just happen? Like did it, really?
Ren / Nora / Weiss / Blake: ...
/=====/
I know it's a little early but...
WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Ruby: *sleeping soundly*
???: Ooooh~ Ruby Rose~ Wake-up~
Ruby: *sleepy* Go away...I didn't order a pizza...
???: It's complimentary~
Ruby: *sits up* Free pizza?!
Pyrrha's Ghost: Boo!
Ruby: AAAAAAH! Oh no, Pyrrha's Ghost! She's back to haunt me for letting her die!
Pyrrha: Wait, what?
Ruby: Pyrrha, please! I'm sorry! If I had known-
Pyrrha: Ruby, Ruby. Chill. I'm not here to haunt you.
Ruby: Y-you're...not?
Pyrrha: No, I'm actually here to finally repay you the $20 I-
Ruby: Oh, so is this like the other dream?
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: I...should not have said that out loud.
Pyrrha: No, no, no no. What other dream? Cause, you know. *Pyrrha snaps her finger, her ghostly sheet vanishing and exposing her corporeal, but still sexy, body* I can make it happen~
Ruby: Oh, this is definitely like that other dream now...
Weiss: *walking by outside*
Ruby: BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
Weiss: ?!?!?! What the f-
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pyruby/milk and cereal rwbaby, pretty please?
Aw, okay! Because you asked so nicely ;3
Meet QUAKER NIKOS-ROSE, always on the move whether she's fighting or dancing!
Thanks for the suggestion! Remember ask box is OPEN for Ship Summaries, Headcannon Requests and Ship Trials!
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How about some Gilded Rose, with Pyrrha and Jaune unable to get up from their seats due to not wanting to disturb their sleeping Wolf Faunus Girlfriend laying down across both their laps?
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#lancaster#arkos#milk and cereal#gilded rose#wolf!faunus ruby
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Gilded Rose in the Gym
Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*
Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*
Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?
Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*
Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫
Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!
Ruby: *looks down*
Ruby: Yeah…gains…
Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?
Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*
Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*
Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?
Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*
Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…
Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*
Jaune: …Ruby, no.
Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.
Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.
Ruby: I have no choice.
Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.
Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.
Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.
Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.
Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.
Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.
*SMACK*
Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumbles*
Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*
Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵
Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑
Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#Ruby rose#weiss schnee#arkos#lancaster#milk and cereal#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#jaune x ruby x pyrrha#jaune x ruby#pyrrha x ruby#jaune arc x ruby rose x pyrrha nikos#jaune arc x ruby rose#ruby rose x pyrrha nikos#gilded rose#I did heavy deadlifts and my glutes burned like fire afterwards
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Jaune: (Wearing Ruby's cape) Let's go, Ruby! It's time to go use our laser eyes and giant scythe to save the world~!
Pyrrha: (Wearing Ruby's cape) Of course, Ruby! After all, that's why we're here! To make it better~!
Ruby: (Pouting on the couch) ...Ruby has both your addresses.
Jaune: Of course you do, Ruby. We all live together are a functional three-pointed polycule!
Ruby: Both of you should keep one eye open tonight, or else you'll wake up with one hand warm water and your legs in warm sheets.
#rwby#pink-pone#scribbler productions#ruby rose#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#gilded rose#lancaster#milk and cereal#arkos
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Ruby's Birthday Special 4: Milk And Cereal
Ruby: *Dressed as Pyrrha* You almost ready?
Pyrrha: *Still in the bathroom* R-Ruby, I don't think we can do this.
Ruby: Why not? I'm sure you look cool dressed like me!
Pyrrha: But this skirt is a little too short.
Ruby: Shorter than your normal skirt?
Pyrrha: I wear shorts under my skirt.
Ruby: I'm sure you look great!
Pyrrha: And this corset is... pushing things up.
Ruby: ...What?
Pyrrha: I'm showing off more cleavage than Yang in this, why do you even have a boob window?
Ruby: ...
Pyrrha: ...Ruby?
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