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I thought this was funny and had to draw it

What the hell is going on; 8-9th September 2022 edition

- Combination of Tumblr and Twitter polls announce Sans (a character from the games Undertale and Deltarune) the winner of the Tumblr Sexyman poll between him and Reigen, a character from the anime “Mob Psycho 100”. #Sanssweep

- Toby Fox, creator of Undertale and Deltarune wrote a fan fiction about Sans victory over Reigen, making Reigen cannon in the Undertale/Deltarun universe.

- Pokemon Company announced a new upcoming Pokemon in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet “Klawf”.  

- Queen Elizebeth of UK dies at age 96.

- The Crab rave meme is often used as celebration, with Tumblr celebrating the Queen’s death and Klawf getting wrapped up in the wave of crave rave memes.

- The beloved meme cat Thurston Waffles passed away :(

- “Destiel” the pairing of Dean and Castiel from the TV show “Supernatural”. When this ship was announced as cannon, Vladimir Putin resigned as President of Russia. Many are drawing comparisons between a monumental Tumblr event and the removal of a country’s head from power as the wheels of history repeating the motion.

note that Destiel and Putin resigning as PRESIDENT of Russia happened in November 2020 - Putin is still currently Prime Minister of Russia

- September 8th is Star Trek Day, in which a character called Data references the “Irish Reunification of 2024″. Many see the Queen’s death as phase 1 of this.

- It is US Senator Bernie Sander’s 81st birthday. Happy Birthday Bernie!

- Splatoon 3, a game featuring intelligent aquatic wildlife having built a society, releases on September 9th

- Youtube star Trisha Payta gives birth 3 minutes after the Queen dies.

- A Pine Marten, a small stout, has been sighted in London for the first time in 100 years

- Kiwi Farms, a social media site for extremists, “worst place on the internet”, has shut down

Im sorry but I don't have links to all of these, this is just a summary of what is going on

I’m glad that folks ARE questioning and fact checking this summary, it’s good to fact check anything these days and that has prompted me to clarify some parts of the post while others are updating the information. There’s a lot going on in the world right now and to view it solely through tumblr lenses means y’ won’t get the whole story. I hope this post, while not 100% correct, updates and explain some parts of current events to lead them into doing their own independent investigation into the full story.

EDIT 2023: happy 1 year anniversary to this post. What a lot has happened in one year.

uno_reverse_card.gif im cheating and using a few ideas from the meme bc i have No braincells but i DO crave that suranga lore SO--

favorite color to wear AND favorite color in general, if they're different things; favorite genre of any media AND what his favorite type of media is (music, movies, shows, etc), favorite person, AND what he thinks abt the rat king :3

k lets finally fuckign answer this

favourite colour: phthalo green! namely why it's a very core part of the argos suit. they like wearing blacks/greys/dark greens and blues, those tend to lean into the more professional/conservative look they're angling for as a mob step, but i'm sure if they weren't having to worry abt staying lowkey in civilian cover they'd love to dress up in more bright colours, jewel tones n such. as for now, most of that's reserved for when they're juno (pre-debut) and argos.

their cuckoo training's given them an aversion to opera and ballet, given those featured heavily in the functions they were meant to infiltrate as a cuckoo, sometimes as a dancer themselves. but! musicals and plays, for sure. The COSTUMES. THE EMOTIONS. tia elena probably invites sura to come with her one time and they're hooked (i want to believe wicked's in the fh verse, they'd be all over that. misunderstood outcast tarred as a villain? YEAH. post-hb it'd have even more resonance; no good deed is SO fitting cos of past-self rivalry. defying gravity, too.) then there's 70s-80s rock, esp queen (ofc the lead singer is the purrcury's namesake), sharing the same taste in music as pelayo and joes lol.

they're a classics/shakespeare nerd too, (hence why sura's puppet was named juno), and they'd especially enjoy viola's genderfuckery in twelfth night (and honestly, the mental image of argos going "it's SHAKESPEARE you HEATHEN" after quoting something from one of the tragedies at a clueless hero is too funny to pass up. they're just bringing some class to the villain scene.)

they like movies, though they do find it a little less engaging w/o the minds to read. a good few hollywood golden age, but animated ones are probably their favourite thanks to themmy. they binged a bunch of cartoon movies together, and lilo and stitch is their favourite cos of the BIG relate to lilo being a weird autistic girl and stitch being an escaped experiment that was made to be evil, but learned to love,,,,,

favorite person: pre-hb, it was a tie between ortega, tia elena (she nicknamed sura pollito, and she's the Only person sura will allow to call them that) and, as expected, themmy, in no small part due to the fact they all kept feeding sura. and he kept coming back like a stray cat lol. they made sura feel safe and loved and valued, and not just a little kid. themmy (in my hc) being openly autistic especially helped sura be less insecure about how young he came off, especially when the farmhands infantilised the regenes so much (and by extension, learning to mask and suppress his autistic traits). part of hiding his face (and lowering his voice) was so people would take him seriously, cos he was well aware how babyish he looked. it was a huge relief not to do that anymore, or at least do it less.

themmy: so what did you think?

t:

t: are you crying?

sura, sniffling and very obviously holding back tears: no

throughout rebirth, it was just mortum, largely cos they felt like the friendships they had as sidestep, being able to relax in someone else's company, this time, in juno's body. they love nerding out with her on tech stuff, critiquing peoples' suits, and just generally having someone that Gets It about just sitting in silence hanging out (mortum reads as neurodivergent to me).

it's a tie between her and chen now, to the surprise of both sura and chen, given how much friction they used to have lol. turns out that they have a lot in common (better at bonding with animals instead of people), more so than before hb, of course. (i am also pushing my autistic chen agenda, and that was part of the friction between the two was that step was trained to understand allistic inclined people. chen operates on different rules. but also given chens scepticism about the suspiciously well-trained young vigilante thing, i'll give him a pass for that too.)

rat king opinions: SURA ADORES THE GIRLS. sorta filling the void fred did, but not quite. i like to think of them as like… a telepathic equivalent of a service dog. if sura wasn't a mob step, they'd be a lot more dependent on them for interaction, but as is, they're a reliable supportive presence that sura knows will always have its back. it's nice to have another telepath to communicate with! routinely gives them mental scritches and treats for being the best telepathic rat brains in the whole world. they deserve it!!(and an added bonus, that also involves some self-care for herself. can't disappoint/let them down. it's a win/win.)

i didn't write any notes when riko showed up btw. i just lost my mind what the FUCK kind of unprofessional ass newscast what the FUCk kind of- man they should have just pulled a stephen amel like get that man out of there idc about him leave kevin alone,,,,, neil opening his big dumb mouth KNOWING what would happen AND YET he wanted to protect kevin lmao (weeping)

"You're going to eat those words," Neil said. "You're going to choke on them."

so real of him tbf. also when andrew called him to his room??? an aside, this is so fucking funny btw like what kind of mob boss behavior "andrew wants to talk" are u good man

OUGH but when he was like hey neil. you cannot get out of this now. come with me strategize i will own your back and u'll survive this.

im serious when i say this is the only meme i have on hand- wait also also this

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SCENE. THAT. SCENE. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH THAT SCENE INK I LITERALLY WAS GENUINELY SO FUCKING TERRIFIED FOR HIM THAT SECONDHAND FEAR WAS REAL

but also riko is a pathetic bitch and a wet cat of a man (derogatory) so he can die in a fucking hole. daddy issues do not make a man interesting sweetheart

anyway so real of you having only those memes!!!!! i think the pikachu face deserves to be an addition to your minimal collection though

Your sentient Twst and my discord got me thinking... what if MC was talking with friends while playing the game. Laughing and joking. Then one friend asks who their very first fictional crush was and current fictional crush is! How would they react to MC saying one of them or none of the NRC boys at all (like chenya, or one of the Mobs, or a character from another game/story)! My apologies if this is long😭

A/N: I'm going to go with both a.k.a MC says her first fictional crush is someone from another game (*cough* Obey Me crossover *cough*) and current one being one of the NRC mobs (Chenya). The characters I chose were completely random and was up to who I felt like writing.

(may or may not have butchered Chenya's name...I can't remember which is his surname lmao)

Yandere! Sentient! Twst x GN! Reader - MC is asked who her first and current fictional crushes are

Characters featured: Ace, Deuce, Riddle, Lilia, Trey and Vil

"So Y/N, who was your first fictional crush?"

It was a harmless question thrown out by one of your friends while you were all gathered around playing your own respective games. You were doing your weekly objectives in Twisted Wonderland while your friends were playing other games. While you were all doing so, the whole group somehow started talking about fictional crushes.

"First fictional crush? You mean like a childhood anime character or something?" you asked.

"Well, you can tell us that too...but since we're all on the topic of games, why not tell us your first game character crush?" they asked, a large grin on their face.

You pondered for a while as you glanced back down to your game.

Strange...why did it look like [Current Home Screen Character] was also listening intently? You shook that odd feeling off quickly though, as you answered your friend's question.

"Hm...I would say it has to be Mammon from Obey Me," you said. Your friends immediately began laughing.

"Seriously? That recent?" one of them asked.

"Yeah... what's wrong with picking someone from a recent game?" you asked, frowning.

"tsk".

You paused. For a second there you thought you heard an angry click of a tongue from your game. When you looked down however, nothing was happening.

Shrugging, you quickly clicked on a Magic History lesson to run on auto while you chatted with your friends. You'll take a closer look at the game later. For all you know, it could have been your imagination. In order for the game audio to not disturb your conversation as well, you muted it, not realising the freedom this gave the characters as they "sat through" the History lesson.

~~~~~~

"Can you believe it? Their first fictional crush is some dude from some other game!" Ace complained.

"I know... it's kinda disappointing," Deuce replied, looking quite forlorn.

"Quiet, you two!" Riddle scolded. "I'll talk with Cater and Trey later about this. We'll have to find out if that other game is also in the same situation as ours..."

"Don't be so worried! Our player only responded to a question about their first love. Perhaps their heart lies in a different place now, fufufu," Lilia said, a fanged grin on his face.

As if Lilia predicted the following question, you were soon asked who your current favourite character was. But by then the History lesson was over and you had picked a different group of characters.

Oh well, they'll just have to ask the next group later.

~~~~~~

"Your lesson's over, Y/N," one of your friends notified you. You looked down and sure enough the 'End' screen was displayed, to which you quickly closed it and randomly selected a character pair for Alchemy.

"Anyways, back to you again [Nickname]. Who do you like now?"

Oh, that was an easy one.

"Chenya!" you said happily.

"Chenya?" one of your friends repeated.

"Yeah, he's one of the supporting characters of the Twisted Wonderland cast. I'm really hoping he gets a card one day!" you said.

~~~~~~

Trey nearly dropped his ladle in the cauldron (even if it wasn't possible). You like that cat?! How? He's only appeared a total of less than five times in the game! His eyes looked towards to Vil, who he noticed was frowning.

"Hey Vil?" he asked.

"Yes, Clover?" the man replied. "If you are going to ask me what I think about the potato's answer, I can only say that the potato's choice is not definite. Alchemivich has little game time, sooner or later, one of us will capture their heart."

Trey laughed to himself. Vil had a point; Chenya didn't even have a card in the game. The only way you could give attention to him is indirectly or if you played through all his chapters in-game all over again, which would be incredibly tedious.

Maybe he didn't have to worry after all. He couldn't say the same for the others, however. Trey was sure the moment he relayed this information, the first years would throw a fit.

~~~~~

And so, your conversations soon changed topics as you all became distracted and put down your phones though once in a while one of you would pick your phone up to show a funny meme or to look up a video. Aside from that, the weird glitches that first bugged you went forgotten. You were sure it was just your imagination anyways.

ii. Fun Facts About The Cast | Actor Au | Obey Me

Request: Its not, I love this AU tho

Word Count: 2303 words

Page Count: 6.5 pages

A.N. Hope you guys all like this! Fun facts about the cast lmao

[ Actor AU Masterlist ]

Fun Facts

Benjamin ( Lucifer )

- Is the dad of the cast.

- In any scenes with Dmitri ( Luke ), he makes sure to know if he is alright, and often will stop scenes to ask.

- He also is an overall joker, so he has trouble filming most of his scenes, will often start laughing in the middle of filming and can break character the easiest.

- Best with kids overall, probably due to having his own, keeps their lives private tho.

- His hair was white for a past show, but the directors liked the look, so that's why he has white tips.

- One of the few male characters who cannot do those diets to accentuate his abs- so that's why his character is always covered up.

- He's in shape! But, he likes the fat that protects his muscle, he says he needs to stay soft to hug his kids.

- Known diabetic, so there's a table full of foods so his sugars are stable, the cast has glucagon shots all over the sets to be safe.

- Is in his early thirties, but people say he can pull off early twenties- he just snorts at this.

Avery ( Mammon ) 

- Takes the job seriously, and his scenes are easiest to film.

- Dark humor and often is the "Lucifer" of the cast.

- Seeing him switch from Avery to Mammon leaves the rest of the cast and crew fucking s h o o k.

- Will always be seen looking his finest.

- No, no one has seen him in public in sweatpants or anything like that. His image is very serious.

- Is a sweetheart when with the rest of the cast tho.

- His eyes are actually that blue.

- No one is sure if his hair is actually white or not, the way he speaks about it is vague, and fans are always theorizing.

- Watching over Benji ( Lucifer ), and is usually the one to tell him to check his sugars, since the other is quite forgetful.

- Is an immigrant from Turkey, so he has an accent, makes people thirst for him more.

- Helps aspiring actors and directors get into the field, and goes on hard work and talent, not who tries to pay him off.

Jackson ( Leviathan )

- Is the resident fuckboi.

- Always with males and females hanging off him, at this point the pop gave up, no- they aren't his partner.

- Flexes a shit ton.

- Wearing chains, a Rolex, and anything designer.

- Donates half of his salary to ocean reserves and protection funds, he has the money for it, and the show pays him well.

- Always at the beach, or near lake houses and shit, the one ( 1 ) thing he likes about his character.

- Hates the fringe he wears with a passion.

- His hair is actually a light shade of brown, his eyes are a darker shade, but still pretty light.

- First generation, his parents are Korean, so you can pick up hints of their accent in his speech patterns. Gets heavy when he's sleepy. 

Ross ( Satan )

- Is a stoner.

- Goes on Instagram lives with either MC and gets high, talking about the dumbest shit or he's alone in his room and his cats join in.

- "So, if you think about- oH MY GOD PRINCESS. YES, COME TO DADDY."

- Has a kitten curled up on him, purrs loud as hell because mf is so warm, and the lives turn into purring ASMR sessions.

- Into self care, has a line of vitamins, face masks, and everything you can think of.

- Calls his fans his SaStans.

- Dmitri ( Luke ) is his younger brother.

- Will never let him out of his sight, and they love to be as mean as they can to each other, they love each other but love to bully one another.

- Is from the Bronx, so his accent is what Avery ( Mammon ) mimics for his character, often just records Avery's lines and sends them to him so he can practice.

- Owns an animal shelter he funds.

- "Carol Baskin? Who's that?"

- The REAL tiger king.

- Gets all his cats dyed to look like tigers.

Micheal ( Asmodeus )

- Chill as fuck.

- Has like 5+ kids, so the role fits him perfectly, and now it's an on running joke among fans that they are all his illegitimate children.

- You know why Asmodeus on the show wears so much makeup? 

- His eldest daughter is one of the makeup artists, and she loves to try new looks on him, and the producers think it would fit the character well.

- People speculate his age, looks young but is in his late 30's.

- His first child was born when he was 16, so he likes to support safe heavens and things like that for struggling youths- from being kicked out to needing assistance with mental health.

- Tired af.

- Always in sweatpants, him and Ross ( Satan ) are the trademark bums of the cast.

- Thinks it would be hilarious that when Micheal is revealed, in the show, that he plays the character.

- Is a writer as well, TSL is a real series and he writes it, so they let him use it in the show.

- Vlogs in his car, in a Wendy's parking lot, eating a shit ton of food and talking about the most random shit.

- Half asleep in all interviews, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, it's gotten to the point where everyone memes it too.

James ( Beelzebub )

- Himbo.

- One of the few cast members closest to their character.

- Absolute sweetheart.

- He's 20 years old.

- But how is he so fucking big???

- Comes from a big ass family, the middle child, he's baby 4 out of 9.

- All his siblings are redheads too.

- Very playful tho, with the cast always going along with his antics, making for the best bloopers.

- The contacts he wears make him blind af, which doesn't help since he's so tall, and will bump his head on the doorways and such.

- Can speak Scottish-Gaelic, and even has an accent to top it off.

- He is an absolute unit, and one of the characters who does the stupid diet to show off his form.

- Literally on the verge of passing out sometimes, so he needs to rest with Benjamin ( Lucifer ).

- All pictures, shirtless scenes, and such are filmed first so he can rest after and go back to a normal diet.

- Quiet guy, but loves talking about sports and his siblings tho.

- Is always carrying MC and Dmitri ( Luke ) around, now there are many off-guard photos posted to the casts shared twitter+instagram accounts

- Still pretty new to acting, but is amazing at emotional scenes, to the point fans actually think he's having a breakdown.

- Nah, he's just thinking about being alone, without his family- and it gets him bawling for said scenes.

Conner ( Belphegor )

- Crackhead 

- Will not stay still, either for filming or just when everyone is chilling.

- Scenes where he's asleep? He's usually turned away from the camera, cause the idiot is smiling and giggling.

- Has tripped over his tail multiple times.

- Comes from a farm-life, literal cowboy, his southern accent just hits hard.

- He hides it very well, but it comes out at times or with certain words.

- Sees Benjamin ( Lucifer ) as a mentor, he's in his early twenties and new to the scene, but they are best friends.

- Benjamin ( Lucifer ) has now acquired a new child.

- A living meme.

- You know how Tom Holland can't keep a secret?

- Yeah, he's worse.

- Rest of the cast have all had to physically stop him from talking at one point.

- The cow pillow? It's actually his, when he got the role his father has sewn it himself, so he will bring it with him.

- It's basically free promo for the show and comforts him in the city space.

- Gets overwhelmed in large crowds, so he usually makes sure to have another cast member close by, or he will literally leave to a less crowded place to take a breath.

- Apologized to MC after the scene in which he kills them.

- His mama raised him right, so he takes MC to his house for a movie, in which they cuddle and relax for the night.

- Felt really bad for like... a whole week.

- "Country boy I love you~"

Thomas ( Barbatos )

- Brat.

- This is one cocky man, he's smooth as hell, and one whisper can make you weak in the knees.

- Grew out the one side of his hair, but he slicks his hair back or will pin it back, dyes it himself when it's time to film.

- Loves to piss Alex ( Simeon ) off.

- Has a true crime podcast with Roman ( Diavolo ), Alex ( Simeon ), and Benjamin ( Lucifer ), because they're all old friends.

- Donates to the cold case foundation because he knows what it's like to lose someone and not know what happened to them.

- He has a twin who is his stunt double, they love to fuck with the rest of the cast, both of them are little shits.

- Is the motherfucker who makes a channel and reads the crackhead fanfics

- Loves every word of it tho.

- Responds to every fans dms. Every. One. As a whole account for this shit.

- Walks with a bit of a limp, so he wears a brace to help even himself, but during wide-shot scenes you can catch it sometimes.

- Took actual classes to be a butler for the role.

Roman ( Diavolo )

- Himbo 2.0

- Catch this man tweeting what he's trying to search up at 2 in the morning.

- Leaves them because it's hilarious, makes videos where he reads them out sometimes, it's all in good fun.

- He has a set of triplets at home, so that dad energy radiates into the show too.

- You know how Diavolo seems sus at points of the game? Yeah, he's still like that IRL.

- The rest of the cast was put off at first, but that's how he is, and everyone eased up pretty quickly.

- Makes jokes that he has family in the Italian mob, but needed to stop once his father called him, saying that there were too many eyes on the family now.

- Man was s h o o k.

- Has sensitive skin, so all his makeup and body paints need to be specially made, made with all natural products.

- The bags under his eyes are baby bags.

- Will bring his kids on set, to which everyone will gush over, and watch them when they aren't filming.

- Very private with his kids ( to the public ), doesn't post about them much, and only the cast really sees them.

- Wine dad.

- Catch him bringing the whole cast out for "family trips"

- People nicknamed him Caesar

- So many JoJo references now

- "SHHHHIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAA"

- "Please, no."

Dmitri ( Luke )

- Is actually 12.

- Quotes vines, tiktoks, and other memes.

- Is one of the few people that Alex ( Simeon ) is openly nice too.

- Also has an accent, but since he's young and is learning, can now mimic every other cast member's accent.

- Wear earplugs for certain scenes, because of how raunchy and dark the scenes can get, so Simeon and Barbatos are always conveniently in the way, hiding the plugs.

- Is Ross' ( Satan ) younger brother, and if he isn't hanging off of him he's with James ( Beelzebub ), Benjamin ( Lucifer ), or MC.

- They know there are some sick fucks in Hollywood so he has an adult with him at all times.

- Posts pictures of him cuddling up to his brother and the kittens, new foods he is trying, and some pictures with family.

- He often is considered the new Gordon Ramsay.

- Had a collaboration with him.

- It was amazing.

- Best boy, catch him taking a nap in his ( and Ross' ) trailer, surrounded by tiger kittens.

- The TIGER PRINCE.

Alex ( Simeon )

- Avatar of wrath who?

- The embodiment of "No talk me, I angy"

- Jkjk, though he does have a temper, he only loses it with Benjamin ( Lucifer ), Roman ( Diavolo ), and Thomas ( Barbatos ).

- A sweetheart with all children though, like you know Simeon on the show? 

- Yeah, he's only like that with kids.

- And respectable adults.

- Mama raised him well 2.0

- Grew up in NY

- Born in Gucci and Balenciaga.

- Was a child model and slowly expanded to acting.

- Dark humor galore.

- If Simeon met Alex, he'd probably have a stroke, cause THOSE WORDS are coming out of HIS mouth.

- Says the weirdest shit too.

- "Put your hand on my ass and call me a virgin."

- Bro are you okay???

- He is fluent in five languages and has a high IQ.

- Speaks: English, French, Italian, Arabic, and Mandarin

- Has a support system for children who struggle to learn conventionally, with trained tutors who are affordable, he knows what it's like to need certain needs met to learn, and he wants every kid to get that chance.

- Rough around the edges but has a heart of gold.

Derek ( Solomon )

- Loves to smoke with Ross ( Satan )

- He is more aloof than chill.

- One of the more awkward members, doesn't know how to socialize well, and is very shy.

- Watch out for Dmitri ( Luke ) on the down low.

- Didn't have the best life growing up, so he is a lot more street smart than book smart.

- Doesn't have a big social media influence.

- Very nice to fans, gives full hugs to them, and everyone feels so appreciated.

- Has a husky named Blue.

- Also has an owl, who he took in when he found it on his porch with a broken wing, and nursed it to health.

- He set it free, but she comes back often, and has a nest in the tree closest to his house.

- Named her Lovely.

- Animal person, so he helps Ross out with his animal shelters.

- Uses Blue as a living pillow, and only sleeps in his boxers when Blue is on his bed, because goddamn does that dog radiate heat.

- Him and MC live together, having grown up together, and made their livings together. 

For the ask meme- yes. The whole fucking alphabet. Any fandom of your choice for any of them -kipp

LMAO THE WHOLE THING? THIS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED-

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

Honestly besides the Constant love for Mell and Kai, Ash and Eiji from banana fish, and Reki and Langa and Joe and Cherry from sk8 right now. Also i like Lawlight from specifically the 2015 death note tv drama. OH. AND ALSO. SEKI AND SHIMIZU FROM OYASUMI PUNPUN I LOVE THEM

(Side note ngl Detective Roberts and His Ex-Wife are v nice together i like them)

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

Ellspen from Self Aware. LIKE LISTEN. I KNOW I WRITE THE THING. BUT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT UNTIL READERS STARTED SHIPPING IT

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

Uhhh idk I never thought about it. Ig i’m not really a fan of Aizawa/All Might? that’s the first ship to come to mind. oh and also Hawks/Endeavor. not my cup o tea, never will be

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

Any ship with Tanaka from haikyuu that Isnt him and kiyoko. like art of him and enoshita or him and noya are Cute, but i just dont ship it

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Does writing “Regenerate, Fate” count

I also have Goose Yagami meme and the yelling cat meme but it’s death note

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

BNHA fandom has been since... november 2017ish

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

.........................................................................Klance.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

(ngl i dunno what this Means so sorry if my answer doesn’t make sense but-) I really like anime and animation, but also i really like comics and manga, more so now that im Making a comic

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

I don’t think tumblr’s ever stopped making me like a fandom, but just like. stop going in tumblr’s tag for it. for example 15ish year old me was NOT ready to see the things in the undertale tag that i did. oh god the horrors.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

i dont think tumblrs ever led me to starting a show/getting into a fandom, but pinterest has. most of my fandoms have been through seeing random things on pinterest ngl

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

Vigilantedekus is The Best and I Love Them

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

Matsuda from death note might’ve been played as the “Funny because he keeps fuckin up” kinda chara, but i do like that he was the one to shoot light and that he had that kind of outburst about light’s dad. BUT ALSO MATSUDA’S THEORY IN THE END OF THE MANGA? RIGHTS.

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

i dont have anything specific in mind, but all fandoms have DOPE artists

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

head empty no thoughts

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

Right now “The mind electric” reminds me of Jamie from SA, “Butterfly’s Repose” reminds me of Mell And Kai

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

uh uh uh uh Self Aware but without Aviancorp. That’s the only difference. The au is just what kind of ripple effect it would have on everyone and their lives

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

nothing’s coming to mind

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

Sobs. Seki and Shimizu from Goodnight Punpun. I only say them for this because theres So Little People who know them

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

Athen (my oc, Choosing(02)) wants to see hatsune miku because he uses a voicebank to speak and “! she sounds like me!” 

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

I’m going to do these with my OCs instead. because while im the author, they’re headcanons because most of them i cant Really make canon: 

Athen has a mothman pajama set. He and adam have matching “Humanfucker”/”Robofucker” shirts

athen Has seriously wondered if adam would leave him for mothman

athen gets a pet roomba named Hal

Jamie would be a good parent

Sam (one of the dead kids from Subject 402/SA-) would’ve been a soccer player if she lived

Letho (the Other dead kid) would’ve been an art student

if jordan(Kai) had a Normal Life and WASNT a human experiment, he wouldnt be very accomplished in school despite being a genius, he’d be kinda a delinquent and getting in trouble a lot

If mell had a younger sibling, people would probably think HE’S the youngest one. they would not believe he were older if they were close in age

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Mob from Mob psycho

L and Light are tied

Aizawa and Shinsou and Deku are top faves ig

ash and eiji from banana fish. love them. AND SHORTER> LOVE HIM

i like punpun as a character but if i had the chance i would prolly throw hands

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Mell and Kai - Self Aware

Shindeku OR tododeku - bnha

(Letho and (Redacted)) - Self Aware (but like. the au if letho Lived)

Ash and Eiji - Banana Fish

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

I think we all know my fave ships from this post so far. no need to do this question lmao

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

MOB. WOULD KILL FOR HIM BUT I KNOW HE WOULD BE :( AT ME FOR IT

ngl there aren’t many Precious Babies. like I’d say Hinata is a precious baby but haikyuu ends when he’s like fuckin 30 so what counts as a precious baby hmmm

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

my dash gets so much TMA

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

this post is long enough,,,

prompt: modern MDZS, Wen Qing berating someone as she does DIY bullet removal

Leverage AU, huh?  Sounds like you want to talk about a Leverage AU.  For this H/C ask meme!

“Everything was under control, Wen Qing,” Wei Wuxian says, smiling through clenched teeth.  There’s drying blood gluing his slacks to his skin and sweat beading on his forehead and throat, but his hands don’t tremble as he lowers himself into a chair.  He at least has the good grace to sit at the table, so that she’ll have somewhere to put her supplies.  She’s going to murder him anyway, but it’ll be much more convenient to kill him in a kitchen chair than on the couch.  Wen Qing likes her couch.  She intends to keep it blood-free.

“Clearly it was not,” Wen Qing half-snarls, and she snaps a hairtie around her bun to keep her hair out of her face as she glares down at him.  A quick rummage in her pockets produces several purple exam gloves, liberated from the hospital during a shift and forgotten.  “A-Ning, get me a towel from the kitchen, one of the flour sack ones, and a bowl of warm water, and the shears kit from the junk drawer.  Everyone else, figure yourselves out, I’m not running a daycare.”

A-Ning, who’s always been a good boy even if Wen Qing is taking pains not to know what he does with his time these days, vanishes like a cat into the kitchen.  Mianmian, who has sense, promptly knocks her knuckles against Wei Wuxian’s head and says, “Be good, Yuandao,” before she flops down onto the couch without regard for her regal evening gown and apparently goes to sleep.  Nie Huaisang, who knows when he’s no longer needed, picks his way across the room to Wen Qing’s only armchair, and folds himself up like an origami figure that looks very unlikely in his suit.  

Lan Wangji, who has never done anything convenient in his life, remains standing beside Wei Wuxian’s chair and blinks at Wen Qing.

Wen Qing has no idea why everyone pretends Lan Wangji is completely unreadable.  He couldn’t be clearer if he printed make me move, I dare you on his forehead.  He’s smeared with blood, all down one side from half-carrying Wei Wuxian to her doorstep, and he’s bruising up blue on one cheekbone, and there’s a table knife tucked into the pocket of his suit jacket, bent out of shape into makeshift brass knuckles.  Wen Qing doesn’t really feel like fighting the point just now.

“Fine,” she snaps, “just stay out of my way.  And you,” she adds, pointing at Wei Wuxian.  He cringes a little, because he’s smart.  “We’re going to have a talk.”

“Jiejie,” A-Ning says, reappearing with towels and trauma shears in hand.  She doesn’t twitch when her brother pads up behind her and lays the lot on the table.  Wen Qing is used to her brother drifting around like a ghost, and to his wide-eyed expression of trying to get on her good side.  “Don’t be mad at him.”

“I am very mad at him,” Wen Qing says.  “Bring me the water or I’ll be mad at you too.”  Wei Wuxian snorts out a breathless laugh, and Wen Qing grabs the trauma shears from her tidy pack of tools to shut him up.  “So,” she says, crouching down and briskly cutting up the seam of his pants toward his knee.  “What the fuck happened?”

“Got shot,” Wei Wuxian says, helpfully.

“I can see that,” Wen Qing says, and only barely resists the urge to give his leg a shove and see if that makes him focus up.  She cuts the extra fabric away, straight across the knee crease, and gives a light tug on the rest, just to check if she might be able to get it off immediately.  Wei Wuxian makes a breathy noise, like a swallowed gasp, and she absently touches his calf, a soothing gesture until the trembling eases.  “Can I get a little more detail?  Was it a cop?”

“No!  I’m--I’m just a hacker, people don’t shoot hackers,” Wei Wuxian says with completely false confidence.  “People shoot, I don’t know, cat burglars and hitters.  Lan Zhan’s been shot, right, Lan Zhan?”

“Clearly, people shoot hackers too,” Lan Wangji says flatly.  But then, because he’s weak, he adds, conciliatory, “But yes.  Five times.  It is my job.”

“My brother’s never been shot, right?”  Wen Qing raises her voice at the end, over the rush of water in the other room, and hears a squeak of alarm.

“Uh--that’s right, A-jie!”

“Because I would kill him,” Wen Qing tells Wei Wuxian matter-of-factly.  “And then I would kill his entire team that got him shot.  You understand that, right?”

“Yes, ma’am,” Nie Huaisang confirms from the armchair, because he might be a ruthless son of a bitch when he feels like it, a mastermind whose best game is poker and has the mask to prove it, but he’s also a well-trained younger brother and he’s never once had the guts to fuck with Wen Qing.  “Wen Ning has never been shot.”

“Good,” Wen Qing says forbiddingly.  “Because I don’t ask questions about what you get my brother into,” she continues to Wei Wuxian.  “Just like I didn’t ask questions about how my brother paid for my degree.  But that doesn’t mean you get to show up on my doorstep at eleven on a Saturday night with a bullet hole in your leg, and answer no questions.”

“That’s fair,” Mianmian says, without opening her eyes.  “You have to give her that one, Yuandao.”

A-Ning slips back into the room and puts a metal bowl of warm water on the floor next to Wen Qing’s knee, and then walks into the bathroom, because he’s a good boy and he knows what she’ll need before she can even ask for it.

“This is going to hurt,” she tells Wei Wuxian, quiet and serious.  "Keep talking, it’ll keep you awake.”

“You’re so mean to me,” he complains as she wrings out a cloth until it’s only damp.  “You won’t even let me pass out?  I got shot!  I got shot taking down the CEO of an oil company, by the way, you should--fuck!”

Wen Qing’s free hand locks around Wei Wuxian’s lower leg, a practiced grip to hold him in place as he startles at the pressure on the wound.  “Hold still, and it’ll be quicker.  Tell me about your latest idiot crusade, Wuxian.”

She soaks the blood-stiff cloth until it can be cut away and lets Wei Wuxian’s shaking voice wash over her, barely listening.  Something about an oil spill, and a family whose entire town was crippled when the fishing industry went belly up.  It’s all very idealistic.  It’s all very Wei Wuxian.  They got the guy on camera shooting a civilian, though, which is apparently just icing on Mianmian’s grifter cake of very illegal bank transfers and a burgeoning RICO case.

“Okay,” Wen Qing says, when she’s cut away the rest of Wei Wuxian’s pant leg and exposed the bullet wound--halfway up his outer thigh, blessedly clear of the artery, but clearly a very small caliber, the kind of thing a CEO might be able to get into a benefit without looking excessively paranoid.  Which brings her to...  “Well, this is going to suck a lot,” she says.

“It already sucks a lot,” Wei Wuxian says, and his laugh is a little hysterical.  “What in particular are you thinking about?”

“Next time,” Wen Qing says, carefully dipping her tweezers in rubbing alcohol, “get shot with a bigger gun.”

“Absolutely not.  What?  I’m not getting shot again, and definitely not with a bigger gun, what is wrong with you?”

“This bullet didn’t go all the way through,” Wen Qing says.  “So I’m going to have to take it out.  A-Ning, come here and hold a light.  Lan Wangji, hold him down.”

Wei Wuxian lets out a breath and it trembles, but for all his dramatics, he’s never been a coward.  Once, when Wen Qing was in undergrad and she and her brother were surviving the fallout of the Wen mob going to prison in droves and Wei Wuxian had just been kicked out of the Jiangs, he cut open his palm with a broken glass.  He sat on the floor and let Wen Qing pick shards out of his skin for twenty-five minutes, and joked and teased the entire time.

“Okay,” Wei Wuxian says.  “I’m ready.”

It’s a bad hour, as Wen Qing pulls the bullet from his thigh and then puts two stitches in the hole.  Wei Wuxian doesn’t scream, doesn’t cry, just takes shallow, shuddering breaths and doesn’t move.  Sometimes he even laughs, a ragged sound of apparently genuine amusement when A-Ning wonders aloud if Jiang Yanli is going to kill them before Wen Qing gets the chance, and a bark of vicious humor when Nie Huaisang reports that their target’s been arrested on more fraud charges than you could shake a stick at.

“We’re not telling A-Li,” Wei Wuxian says when Wen Qing finally tapes down gauze and collects her bloodied tools into the emptied water bowl.  “She’ll come look sad at me.”

Wen Qing summarily ignores him.  Instead, she looks at Lan Wangji, who looks nearly as shaken as Wei Wuxian.  He’s not holding him down anymore, but his hands are still resting on those stiff shoulders, a thumb smoothing over the skin at the nape of Wei Wuxian’s neck just above his collar.  Wei Wuxian’s head tips a little toward that side, resting lightly on Lan Wangji’s forearm without apparent concern for the blood on the hitter’s wrist.  Maybe Wei Wuxian’s, maybe whoever got to experience the pleasure of being punched by one of the Twin Jades.  

“Don’t let him do anything stupid,” Wen Qing tells Lan Wangji firmly.  "I can get him antibiotics--you are taking them, Wei Wuxian--but I’m not getting him painkillers, because the second he feels okay he’s going to get A-Ning to teach him to free climb a building or something, and A-Ning is going to do it because I raised him terribly, I guess.”

“Hey,” A-Ning says.

“Tell me I’m wrong.”

“I will keep Wei Ying from doing anything stupid,” Lan Wangji recites obediently, and goes up a few notches in Wen Qing’s estimation.

“We’ll get out of your hair, Qing-jie,” Wei Wuxian says, stirring like he’s going to get up, and Wen Qing stands and sighs and scowls, and peels off her gloves to make a neat little ball of latex in one palm, all the blood concealed inside.

“You can stay here,” she says.  “You can take A-Ning’s room and he’ll sleep on the couch.  Everyone else, you have to get out unless you want to sleep on the floor, though,” she adds, pointing to the two in her living room.

“I will stay,” Lan Wangji says.

“Yeah,” Wen Qing says, already distracted by the odds of being able to find a pharmacy open at this hour.  “A-Ning has a full, you’ll fit.”  Wei Wuxian makes a choking noise, which she ignores.  “I’m going out to get ahold of some meds for you.  Don’t do anything stupid, and lock up if anyone leaves.  A-Ning, don’t let this idiot leave.”

“I won’t, A-jie,” A-Ning says obediently, and Wen Qing stomps into her bedroom to change into something not speckled with blood.

tagged by @websies !!! tyy !!! tag memes are so fun i just never know what to say ,,

rules: when you get tagged, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know! they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done and if you want to, tag 10 people you want to get to know better. 

1. all through elem school i had a speech impediment and now most of the ppl who knew me back then agree it made me sound british and ??? fuck ok 

2. my fave ch from anything ever is mob mp100 !!!! it was very therapeutic the first time i watched the show to see a ch who was just kinda. lonely and lost in his emotions and who didn’t have much of an idea as to how to change and grow but who ended up doing it anyway !!! him and his froggy umbrella are very impo to me  

3. i have 2 dogs and a cat !!! my first dogs a pom named tiny (she’s abt 13 ?? 14 ?? old lady,,) and my second is named pepper !!! neither me or my dad have any clue what breed she is bc we have no clue who owned her before us !! one of my dad’s friends found her running around in the walmart parking lot during a thunderstorm and as soon as she took her to the vet she called my dad and was like you have a kid right 👁️👁️ shes abt 9 years old rn and she's super sweet !!!! and then my cats named rosa !! i don’t rly get cat breeds but she has longer hair then most black cats ?? she's super pretty she sits like a model,,, we got her as a kitten when i was abt 5 and she used to look like a lil gray tabby but she turned out all black with some white on her chest !!! shes v mean but she's always purring when i hold her so ik it's just a front ,, 

4. i’ve set down my phone in the sink before while i was doing dishes instead of the plate i was washing. the back panel (like the piece of plastic that keeps the battery in ?? yknow) has been taped on with washi tape for like the last 2 years. if the washi tape isn’t there it won’t turn on. it’s gonna last me the next 2 years even if i have to carry it around in a plastic bag or smth i stg

5. in 5th grade my music class did the recorder thing with all the belts and stuff !!! so for each of the songs you’d get a lil string to attach to the end of the recorder and w each belt the songs would get harder and harder so like the white belt was hot cross buns and the yellow belt was merrily we roll along and like so on until you get to the black belt which was ode to joy !! but my music teacher also created a whole other set of songs w striped belts that we could earn for extra credit, and because i usually stayed after school for enrichment (kids could stay after school for ~an hour and sign up for activities while their parents were working) i ended up passing off the first set early !!! so i still had like. 4 months left in the year and nothing else to do so i decided to rly dedicate myself to doing the other set of songs and ngl. pretty sure 10 year old me working my way towards being able to play eye of the tiger (bc my elem schools mascot was a tiger) on my $10 pink plastic recorder so i could stand in front of a crowd of like. 200 other literal children and get handed a tiny piece of gold braided string that showed i had learned to play every single song was the most motivated i’ve ever been 

i tag: @bl4ckvamp @eternalsky @mo-ravity @maeples @m0chicakes @reddoriot @oshoro @bwubrs i never have any clue who to tag so i just chose a bunch of my mutuals !!!!! ofc don’t feel obligated to do this but here’s your excuse if you’d like to !!!

Multi-Meme Drifting

So you might have seen meme posts drifting around involving Tom the Cat and Daffy the Duck in funny outfits being called 『Stand Masters 』, with Tom the Cat having the stand 『One More Time』, and Daffy Duck having the stand  『Literally Me』. I’ve just had some ideas for their Stand powers and I must share them with you now. Beware, this is a long post.

『Stand Name』

『One More Time』     『Stand Master』

                                      『Tom the Cat』

Power: A, Speed: B, Range: E, Durability: E, Precision: B, Potential: D.

The villainous Tom the Cat (Originally Jasper the Cat), who dresses in in a garishly striped acid green and neon orange zoot suit with a wide-brimmed banana-yellow pork-pie hat, always chewing a lit cigar, takes a page from many JoJo boss stand masters with having powers over time. Having discovered his abilities when caught by the police after mugging a rich, middle-aged lady named Mama Two-Shoes, Jasper the Cat, petty criminal and gangster, used One More Time to frame his boss Butch the Cat, escaping conviction with the contents of her purse and using the money to get the new identity of Tom.

Tom’s Stand, One More Time, manifests as a plastic Möbius strip that resembles a tape measure, with Imperial hatch marks running down one edge. One More Time is a non-humanoid, short-range Stand, the length of which Tom the Cat manipulates in order to use his power, which must be close to Tom’s target. By stretching One More Time, Tom can prolong moments to the point of stopping them altogether, and by cutting One More Time apart and swapping sections Tom can alter the flow of events and location of objects within its range. Furthermore, Tom can use One More Time like a garrote, stretching out time and preventing the enemy’s allies from being able to stop Tom.

The precision of this stand is limited to Tom’s foresight, as altering events in time may result in other events following their causes. (For example, using One More Time to trap an enemy in a waiting room may result in re-arranging Tom’s day, such as waking up at midnight and having a continental breakfast, buffet lunch, and three-course meal before going back to bed and not eating anything until Tom uses his power.) As Tom does so, One More Time produces squealing like a viola, the sound of time being warped.

Tom the Cat has abused One More Time, using it to gain power, wealth, and privilege through a combination of assassination, blackmail, sabotage, and theft, perverting the serendipity of others around Tom the Cat and stealing opportunities by ensuring that Tom gets them first, and avoiding injury by replacing Tom’s place in time with other victims or by relocating the effects of blows. Tom’s sadism, vindictiveness, energy, and determination has made him the first mob boss of Albuquerque, New Mexico to win a mayoral position, as well as the hand of Toodles Galore, the former girlfriend of his boss, friend, and later enemy Butch.

『Stand Name』

『Literally Me』     『Stand Master』

                                『Daffy Duck』

Power: E, Speed: E, Range: C, Durability: A, Precision: D, Potential: B.

Daffy Horatio Armando Dumas Tiberius Sheldon Duck is a combative, emotional, and completely unrestrained protagonist, proud of his painstakingly-cultivated appearance, which is that of a black duck who wears a bright pink, mauve-buttoned and -piped tuxedo with an unusually large, acid-green bow tie, a vivid crimson chrysanthemum boutonnière, and banana-yellow gloves and dress shoes. Daffy Duck has done up the feathers on the top of his head, dying them as yellow as his gloves, curling them, and combing them into a quiff.

Having served in the 600th Bombardment Squadron in World War II after conscription, Daffy Duck returned to Albuquerque to become a jazz singer, actor, and dancer, roles in which he had real talent and in which he put great effort into each performance, though he was always passed over by both managers and fans for the utterly effortless, unpracticed, and sarcastic appearances of Bugs Bunny. He always tried to get a leading act by impressing the managers, and always failed.

One night, Daffy Duck tried to show up Bugs’ act by swallowing a nitroglycerin pill, a gunpowder tablet, and a lit match, with the subsequent injury activating Literally Me for the first time, transporting him into the body of a nurse working in a trauma ward. By correctly alerting doctors to treat a misdiagnosed patient, Daffy was transported into a hospital bed after the performance, with a 7-shaped incision stitched shut across his chest and abdomen, career-ending injuries, and a sympathetic visitor in future Stand Master and friend Bugs Bunny.

Daffy’s Stand, Literally Me, is a humanoid (Or in his case, anatine), mid-range Stand, resembling Daffy wearing a lime-green body suit with a teal equipment belt, gauntlets, and boots. Both gauntlets and boots flare out at the ends, appearing loose on the Stand’s body. A large, triangular teal collar juts from the neck and shoulders, and the head has a teal bill and half-helmet with an odd little illicium sprouting from the top, tipped with a yellow light-bulb. In place of eyes, Literally Me has a smooth, reflective, black visor. In combat, Daffy Duck uses Literally Me to trip up and hurt enemies and their Stands with their own power or wrestle them to the ground until they exhaust themselves, using the Stand’s unparalleled durability to take hits that would cripple and kill lesser users, during which Literally Me cries a loud “Hoo-Hoo” frequently.

Daffy’s Stand Ability is very similar to the plot of Quantum Leap; if Daffy Duck faces an impediment, Daffy can use Literally Me to randomly take control of a person or creature in a situation tangentially similar to his own. By solving their problem, Daffy Duck re-materializes, having simultaneously solved his own problem. In this altered state, Daffy Duck’s vocalizations can be identified by the retention of his speech impediment (a lateral lisp) even if the creature Daffy Duck has taken control of has no natural ability for speech. For example, if Daffy Duck is imprisoned and wants to get out, he may use Literally Me to take the form of an indoor cat that wants to go outside and sit in the grass, leaving imprisonment when the cat gets to sit in the grass, though most problems Daffy must solve involve similar stakes to the one Daffy is in.

This power has some drawbacks, however; if Daffy Duck completes the task in a manner that is somehow “illegal”, such as getting the cat outside by slipping through a door held ajar without the owner’s permission, Daffy’s problem is also solved in an illegal manner, such as breaking out, but if Daffy solves the problem “legally”, such as convincing the cat’s owners to take the cat outside for a walk on a leash, Daffy’s own problem is solved legally, such as being released without charge due to the discovery of a different suspect.

So I have absolutely nothing to do since I graduated from highschool, and thus I made a list of pets I know/knew and how they would be as humans:

Fae

(My dog)

Best resting bitch face. Bad with children except the quiet ones. Long coats. Takes a lot of time to open up towards other people. Fucked up sleeping schedule. Eye for detail. Wine aunt. A look tells more then a 1000 words. Does yoga to relax, but laughs at others when they say they do yoga. Needs attention but doesn’t like to admit it. Would be able to kill someone. Walks effortlessly in 6 inch heels. Laughs when someone dies on television. Strong lesbian vibes. Eats three chocolate bars without gaining weight.

Sebastian du Perón

(Which is his official name??? But we just call him Bas. He was our cat)

Thick Russian accent. Mysterious. Will get his way no matter what. Grumpy old grandpa vibes but in the best way. Snores in his sleep. Will listen to your rants. Do not push his boundaries. Will judge you for listening to country music. Former mob boss. Enjoys the small things in life (like fancy foods). Calls you “kid”. Loves classical music and ballet.

Jasper

(Our grandparents dog)

Gives the best smiles. Terrible diet. Everyone’s best friend (even Fae kinda likes him). Will flirt with anything that has a heartbeat. Clumsy. Probably got targeted during tag because he was slow and big. Free hugs! Picks up pretty shells during beachwalks. Very good with kids. Loves all the seasons of the year equally. Really bad eyesight but refuses to wear glasses. Listens to 90’s music

Pepper

(Our neighbors dog)

Wild child. Wouldn’t be able to drive for shit. ADHD. Everyone loves their curly hair. Does not get the concept of personal space. Gel pens. Has a hundred pairs of funny/patterned socks. “Do it for the vine”. Really good at swimming. Just wants to be loved. Will accidentally hit your head with their wild hand gestures. Gen Z. Probably watches Voltron.

Puck

(Our other neighbors dog)

Lives to confuse others. Can play the piano. Will fight you over the last piece of pizza. Dyes her hair in pastel colors. So smoll. Only shows who she really is when she’s with close friends. Enjoys piggyback rides. Talkes too hard without realizing it. Ready to fight the system. A walking meme. Surprisingly introverted. Sometimes too curious for her own good.

Lyka

(Our old neighbors dog)

Can fall asleep anywhere. Can lift you up with one arm. Always has liquorice with him. Can’t lie. Never goes anywhere without his toolbelt. Secret smoker. Needs a fresh change of clothes. Big heart. Can fix anything. You can always drop in for a good cup of coffee. Dog person.

lucky

There was a gathering at the dorms Friday night and everyone was there: all the members, friends, dates, random people Hendery didn’t even know, but it was fun. He was chatting with Kun and Yanyang but his attention was elsewhere. You were sitting with Mark, Jeno, Jaemin, and Donghyuck, talking about something he couldn’t hear. They all burst out laughing at something you said, especially Mark, he noted resentfully.

You were Mark’s “friend” and he was the one who introduced you to everyone. There was also some unspoken rule that no one should ask you out. Although no one said it, everyone just assumed that you and Mark were dating. But Hendery needed to know for sure.

“What’s the deal with Y/N and Mark? Do you know?” Hendery asked, still focused on you.

Yangyang leaned over so that only Hendery and Kun could hear. “You really wanna know what I think?” Hendery nodded. “They been fucking.” Kun made a disgusted sound and the younger boy just swatted his hand in Kun’s general direction. “What? I saw them kiss once. It was hot.”

“Ah, Yangyang! We do not need to hear this,” Kun groaned.

“I’m kidding! Mostly.” Now Yangyang leaned over to speak directly to Hendery. “Mark’s pretty lucky, don’t you think?”

Hendery just nodded. Yeah, Mark was lucky.

--

Later that evening, Hendery noticed, with a hint of jealousy, that you and Mark were putting on your jackets, ready to head out somewhere. He wanted to say something, do something, but he didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes and he certainly didn’t want to make it obvious how he felt about you.

Mark’s hand was gently resting on your waist as he listened to you, whispering a reply in your ear which made you laugh. As you and Mark walked past Hendery, you waved excitedly at him.

“Hey Hendery!”

“Hey, Y/N.” Hendery replied with a tight smile. You and Mark brushed past him, talking about something Hendery willed himself not to hear. If it was about your love or dating or anything like that, he didn’t think he could bear to hear it.

--

Hendery didn’t want to sound cliché, but from the very first time you two met and talked and spent time together, he felt something. Something different than what he felt with friends. He craved your company, enjoying the way you talked and the way you laughed. How your eyes would sparkle and you’d laugh with your whole face, especially when he did something goofy or dumb. He loved your mind and the way that you made him look at the world in a new light.

Again, he didn’t want to sound cliché, but he fell in love with you that first time you met. You two texted everyday, sending each other pictures and memes and just talking about your days. He found he missed you when he was away, and always made sure to bring you back something from his travels. He knew you loved those tacky touristy souvenirs, and he loved watching your face light up when he brought them home.

Lying in his bed, Hendery gazed up at the ceiling, seeing pictures of random things that made him laugh. He wished you were lying next to him so he could point out the unicorn and the frowny face and the flower, knowing it would make you laugh, too. Hendery sighed, realizing he never used to do things like this, but since he met you, the world just started to look a little more beautiful.

--

Mark had invited you over to the dorms again, but he had disappeared somewhere, leaving you to mingle with the others. You scanned the room and Hendery was more than pleased that your eyes lit up when you noticed him. Making your way through the room, you planted yourself next to him and gave him a big hug.

“I’m so glad you’re here! I wanted to spend some time with you, I feel like it’s been forever,” you said and Hendery agreed. It had only been a few days but it felt like forever to him, too.

The conversation flowed easily between the two of you and Hendery was glad that you didn’t bring up your relationship with Mark. It wasn’t that Hendery had anything against Mark; on the contrary. He thought Mark was great and he was always really kind, it was just easier for Hendery if he didn’t have to hear about your love or anything like that. He could get over you (maybe. Hopefully) he just needed time.

You were tapping his knee excitedly as Hendery reached for some food. “Hendery, Hendery, you’ll never guess what happened to me today-” Hendery listened intently as you talked about the mob of stray cats outside your apartment and how you spent two hours petting them until you were covered in cat hair and sneezing repeatedly. “It was the best day of my life.”

Hendery laughed into his hand, tearing up at the serious expression on your face. “It’s the little things in life, I guess,” Hendery chuckled. You nodded in agreement.

“I’m never moving out of that apartment.” Hendery laughed again, feeling light and airy as he always did around you.

Hendery hadn’t even noticed someone was approaching until Mark sat down next to you. You smiled widely at him and pulled him into a hug. You gave him an exaggerated kiss on the cheek and Mark made a face. Hendery noticed Mark’s hand linger on your back, then your waist, as you told him the story of the cats. Hendery felt like he was intruding on something private so he quietly excused himself, and went outside before anyone could see the tears pricking at his eyes.

You found him later, sitting on the steps in the dark.

“I was wondering where you went. Been looking around for a while,” you said with a crooked smile. Hendery returned the smile, albeit a little strained. You sat next to him, knees touching. Hesitantly, you reached for his hand, holding it in yours. Hendery’s heart skipped at your touch, feeling his eyes sting again. Your hand was soft against his and it made him want to never let go. “There was something I wanted to tell you.” Hendery looked at you, eyebrows raised. “I uh, hm.”

You never finished your thought, and the two of you locked eyes. His eyes were deep and dark, yet bright at the same time. Strands of hair were falling over them and you brushed them away with your free hand, noticing the way his breath caught and his cheeks flushed. Rather than finishing your sentence, you thought you would show him what you wanted to say. You leaned forward slowly, giving him time to respond or pull away if he didn’t want it. To your immense disappointment, Hendery moved away.

You didn’t know that he pulled away, not because he didn’t want it, but out of respect.

“Hey, sorry, I- is everything okay, Hendery?” you asked.

“It’s just- you and Mark…” Hendery said quietly, looking down at his lap.

“Me and Mark what?”

“Are, you know, together, so we can’t-”

You didn’t mean to snort, but you burst into a fit of laughter, leaning your head against his shoulder. Your eyes watered as you laughed and Hendery looked at you, confused.

“I- I’m sorry,” you managed between laughs. “Mark and I- we’re not dating. Just- no. Ew. He’s like, my best friend.”

Hendery’s hands trembled with excitement and nervousness, and he pressed further. “But Yangyang said he saw you two kiss?”

You thought for a second before remembering. “Ah, yeah. That’s what happens when you play a drinking game with Donghyuck. He dared us to kiss. Mark and I nearly died.” You laughed a little breathlessly. You nudged Hendery’s chin with your fingers, urging him to look at you. “It’s you. I want you.”

Hendery’s breath caught at he looked at you, sincerely hoping it wasn’t a dream. Overwhelmed, he stammered out his confession, “I-I love you. Like, I’m really in love with you. I-” you cut him off my pressing your lips together, arms wrapped around his neck.

“Me too,” you whispered against his lips.

“You mean like, you love me or you love yourself, too?” Hendery joked. You scoffed and whacked his shoulder.

“I love you, you dumbass.” You laughed. “But I mean, yeah, I love myself, too. I’m pretty great.”

Hendery kissed you again. He chuckled against your lips as he pulled back the slightest bit, just far enough to look into your eyes.

“Good. And yes, yes you are.”

Masterlist of B’s Bitchin Prompts

A compiled list of everyone’s prompts from this round of our exchange – thank you for letting us post them, and we hope you guys enjoy them! If you use a prompt, please let us know and we’ll reblog your piece!

Prompts are organized by their submitter, so feel free to ctrl+f to find character-specific prompts.

fandom-fae

Misa surrounded by lots of flowers, with Rem floating in the background.

Light, happy, wearing goth/emo clothes & he’s holding an apple.

Female!L and female!Light  on a date in an ice café

Misa  in pastel goth fashion, reading a book.

Shien from Light Up The New World meeting Mello (from his time at the mafia) and Misa (from before L died)

Near and Misa eating ice cream together

Misa painting Mello’s nails

Linda painting Misa

Mello in pastel clothes, being in a café with Misa

Beyond crying with A’s dead body in the background

Misa standing on the edge of the building she jusmped off, viewed through the shinigami eyes.

Light waking up in his teenage bedroom after he died, as a seventeen-year-old a day before he would’ve found the death note, and what he’d do

Mello finds the death note instead of Light, and if he’d tell Matt about it

Beyond and Misa spending a day together (going shopping, playing pranks on ppl, committing murder, a date, etc. it’s your choice!)

(pre-canon) Misa going on vacation with her family to Winchester, and befriending the Wammy’s kids, Maki and her father are also there

(pre-canon) Mello adopting a stray cat and naming her L, he absolutely adores her. one day she dies, how he would react

Naomi meets L, she thinks he’s Beyond Birthday. how does he convince her otherwise?

Light being suicidal, and either Misa or L stop him from killing himself, and the conversation that ensues

 Linda lives in LA, and gets contacted by Near, years after the Kira case

Misa performing a ritual to talk to ghosts after Light died. She actually manages to contact a ghost, L’s ghost

Beyond contacting Misa because someone told him she had a god of death at her command, and he wants to bring someone back (A, or L, your decision), Rem (compassionately) explaining that it doesn’t work that way, and Misa comforting Beyond (it’s optional whether or not they end up friends)

gevnni

Light and Mikami having a lightsaber fight

Rester is Takada's bodyguard

Gevanni putting together a ship in a bottle

the FBI asks B for help in a case + Naomi and Raye look on slightly horrified at his antics

Rester is Takada's bodyguard

Gevanni putting together a ship in a bottle while on a case

nocturneproductions

Fem!Light

MatsuLight kissing

Beyond birthday being creepy

Mob!au, ideally focused on Light

Light and Matsuda on a first date

Ryuk stays with Light during the Yotsuba arc

hazblogs

A in a crop top with the queer flag(s) of your choice

Mello and sun imagery

Pokémon (Go or not) AU with the Wammy gang (including possible OCs of yours)

band AU with Light, Misa, Ryuk and L

Light with Hanahaki disease (you can pick the ship you want, make it AU or not)

Naomi and BB interacting (during the LABB case or in an AU)

L/Light being soulmates (canon or AU)

how Matt started smoking (I am comfortable with heavy drug themes)

ikathemadhatter

Light and L as goth idols

Naomi & B as Pokemon trainers

L taking care of a cat

Lucifer!Light

Light, L and Misa dressed up for Halloween

LawLight Little Mermaid AU where Light is a mermaid

LawLight Mad Max AU

What chain of events brought Wammy to adopt L?

During Yotsuba Arc, Misa forces Light on a night date at the karaoke and L has to follow them because he and Light are still chained together. What happens after few drinks and some songs?

jam-knife

Naomi and B rocking some tuxedos!

Mello and Matt just laying around at Wammy's. Just a nice art is more than enough, but if you feel like making it into a funny one-panel comic then that would be awesome :D

Misa and B (and any other character you feel like including) killing it at Met Gala -literally or figuratively or both is up to you xD

An LxLight slowburn with Yotsuba!Light obsessing over whether he is in fact Kira or not.

The Tales of That One Time Mello Allegedly Beat Matt's Ass at Mario Kart.

A first-person narration of Misa after finding out Light died, and how she planned her suicide (but if it's a triggering subject for you I totally get it! No probs at all)

misas-biggest-fan

misa at one of her concerts! super hardcore and goth and metal

 Light and L being soft and loving to each other!!

misa and beyond but LIFE SWAP AU where b is the tormented rockstar second kira and misa is the bitter, murderous wammy's kid!

beyond meets naomi before starting his LABB plan and his love for her convinces him not to go through w it <3333 you can make it romantic if you want by im more a platonic ship sort of dude!

kira!L goes up against detective!Light

light being tailed by L’s ghost

niatsuki

Near and Light kissing

Mikami and Light in the rain sharing an umbrella

Mello travelling

Domestic Mikalight

Matsuda confronting Near on the theory he brings up at the end of the manga

Nate and Light having an obtuse argument, but with romantic undertones

ichigosouma

L wearing Gucci

Watari on his day off

Anyone as a pokemon trainer

Misa and Beyond going shopping

Mikami and Kiyomi hanging out on their day off

Ryuk and Rem playing the wii together

translightyagami

L in a sweater that says "My Gender is Shut the Fuck Up"

Light with a bloody nose and starry eyes

L with his hair in a loose ponytail, reading a Nancy Drew book

The books L read as a child, bonus points if you do Nancy Drew and not Sherlock

3 drinks Light has had with men he's in love with (your choice on who the men are)

L putting Light into a coat and leaving an object in his pocket that Light finds later, with Light speculating what the object means.

izaori

Backup in a magical girl outfit (whether it's from akazukin chacha or somewhere else, it doesn't matter)

Mello playing a sport like soccer or baseball, in a cool sports uniform perhaps

Sayu and Light studying together!!

Backup back in his Wammy days before doing the LABB, interacting with other students or working on case files

Light and Yuri's date at the amusement park since she still wanted to go so badly after the bus-jacking incident.

 L and Rem have a chat shortly before L's death, by themselves. L likely knows he'll be dying soon, and Rem has the same feeling.

pensulliwen

Misa making Valentine’s Day chocolate, perhaps while daydreaming about a fantastically unlikely result of giving them to Light.

Meme redraws featuring Misa, Light, and L. Just go crazy. Any ridiculous meme image, shove these dorks in there instead.

A family portrait of Misa when she was younger, imagining her parents and sister or with their faces obscured.

Misa and Mogi on a shopping “date” in which the unlikely pair manage to work together surprisingly well. 

Light considers eliminating Misa from the equation many times, but there’s always something that stops him. Explore how he views her and the dissonance between how he views her versus how he views himself, as well as the reasoning for keeping her around longer than intended. 

An older Sayu reflecting on how her relationship with her brother has changed, and maybe trying to rekindle the closeness she felt when they were younger. 

stanmisa

Misa in fashionable clothes or Misa in Scene/emo fashion

L x Light hate-relationship

Misa, Light, and L (and any other characters you prefer) as fantasy classes/races, like d&d

L/Light hate pining/complicated emotions between these emotionally stunted men

Misa getting together with Rem instead of Light

Sayu and Misa being friends

yagami-raito-kun

Light and Near interacting in any form

College professor AU (any characters)

Art inspired by any of my fics or drabbles is always welcome!

Light in prison always gets a hell yeah

Light and Sayu at the beach being siblings and having fun

Canon divergence: Mello kidnaps Light instead of Sayu

sculs-cf-scnder 

 Misa Amane giving Beyond Birthday a very Misa makeover

Demegawa at a spa, getting pampered after a hard day at work 

Team Kira (Mikami, Light, Misa, Takada, Higuchi is optional) as a visual kei band.

Death Note is actually a TV drama; Misa and Light are actors and Misa is starting to think that Light hates her just like his character even though they are dating

An insight on the aftermath of Aizawa quitting, how did his family react, doubts about his marriage and his future

Sachiko and Sayu take the day off to have a girls' night.

eyeshiny

Beyond chilling with some tigers in the jungle (if you enjoy drawing animals)

70s fashion Mello+Matt (romantic or no)

stone faced 1920s family-style portrait of L + the Wammy boys (A+B included or removed, however youd like)

Beyond and A start a ghosthunting business, B is essentially a fake psychic but A can actually see ghosts

Pre-orphanage backstory for any of the Wammy boys (not necessarily tragic! think series of unfortunate events moreso than a true crime documentary)

What if death note was written like a seinfeld episode?

Anonymous

Sidoh drinking hot chocolate & being happy

B in a bathrobe with a strawberry pattern

Naomi and Halle on a date

Awkward post-Kira case dinner at Gevanni's house that includes all four living members of the SPK

Mello interviews B, but B mostly just trolls him and doesn't give clear answers to anything he asks

L uses astrology to try and prove that Light is Kira

Your interpretation of A with B sharing a nice moment at Wammy’s house 

A few characters of your choice aged-up (what do you think they’d have looked like in the show if they had grown older?)

Matt and Mello (either at wammy’s house or after— doesn’t have to be super shippy if you don’t want)

Near with a big fluffy dog— maybe a therapy/comfort dog

Either L or Naomi visiting Beyond in prison

Gevanni, Rester, or other SPK members reflecting on Near. Maybe including an attempt at trying and failing to treat him like a child

A and Beyond are alive for the Kira case au

Past light meeting future light

90s fashion Beyond

Creepy contortionist L

the Death Note cast recreating a famous painting1. Mello and Beyond bonding (but not as a ship)

Light in any of the circles of Hell

the main Death Note cast set in a 'Lord of the Flies' situation

Naomi, B and L shenanigans

Halle, Wedy and Naomi as Charlie's angels1. Naomi visiting B in jail

Raye meeting B

D&D AU

Misa and Rem painting each other's nails black.

Matt and Mello cuddling and watching the rain.

L dressed as Sherlock Holmes.

oleswap AU between L and Light.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde AU with Light as Jekyll (Kira being his hidden personality aka Hyde) and L as Gabriel Utterson.

A story of how Ryuuk summarizes his adventure with the human world in a poem, really dark poem, which he later declaims to the Shinigami King and the unnamed Shinigami.

Survey #238

“crimson calligraphy written on the trees, creature from the grave, headless and hellbent for me.”

Have you ever played golf? Like, mini-golf. Is there a lake near your house? No, but there's two small ponds down the road. Have you ever made your own pizza or pasta dough? No. Have you ever watched an entire season of a tv show in one day? Uhhhhh how long are the first few seasons of Supernatural? Because Jason and I fucking binged it, and I honestly think that's partially the reason I don't even enjoy TV anymore. Like I liked the show, but jfc it became torture at some point. Not his fault at all, I just never pointed it out. BUT ANYWAY, it's definitely possible we did. What did you have for dinner tonight (or last night)? A ham and cheese hot pocket. Do your parents do things that ‘embarrass’ you? This is so mean, but my mom makes the cringiest jokes and such imo that gives me mad secondhand embarrassment. Do you like any Bon Jovi songs? Yeah, a decent handful. Who was the last person you were in a car with? Mom. Do you give people second chances? Ha, more than "second." How’re things between you and your most recent ex? We're totally great. Really as if we didn't even break up, considering I mean... nothing emotionally has changed. We just know that being together right now isn't the wise decision. It's frustrating as hell, though. We've already established we're not going to "wait" for each other, but neither of us are actively looking for a new partner, either. I want her, and from what I can tell, she wants me, too. We kinda just... don't talk about how unfair it all is anymore because we both get too upset. I was even supposed to go up there with her and her fam for her birthday and Christmas, but that's changed because she and I agree it's too soon after splitting, making it only more difficult to be around each other. We'd want to cuddle and kiss and such by instinct, so we're trying to wait until the wound isn't as fresh. Though honestly, I don't know how visiting period would go consider as said, there has been zero change in romantic attraction. Ugh yeah I just hope she figures out what she wants and all and we can get back together. Have you been to a wedding this year? No. I'm going to my half-sister's next year, though. Are you an aunt or uncle? Yes, and another niece is on her way. :') Do you expect to be married in the next two years? Probably not. What season is your birthday in? Winter. Have you ever been hunting? Fuck that shit. How often do you walk around barefoot? Always in my own house + in other houses if I'm allowed to take my shoes off. When you eat take-out, do you just eat it out of the containers provided? Usually, but it does depend on what food it is. Ex., those little boxes that have rice in them from Chinese places? I'm using a bowl. From the container is just messy. Would you need to sleep with someone before considering marrying them? Nah. Do you carry condoms? No. Would you date someone who has a hearing aid? ... Yes...? "No" is just... so rude?? Like that is something the person absolutely cannot help, nor is it a HUGE thing. It's just a hearing aid, dude. How organized are the files on your computer? Pretty decent. Folders and such. Could be better still, probably. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nah, not my scene. Have you ever brought home a stray animal? Pleeeeenty of cats. Are you physically strong? No, especially not my legs. I've got a newborn fawn's legs, jc. Still working on building the muscle back up. Would you date someone with braces? Oh my god, fuck off. Yes I would. I was the person with braces dating someone without them, so 1.) I obviously can't say shit, 2.) they're taking care of their goddamn teeth, and 3.) I dunno, wearing braces has no goddamn impact on personality???????????? Does scuba diving interest you? Not to an incredible degree, but it'd be cool. Would you ever ask your parents for relationship advice? Maybe for certain topics. Do you think people look up to you? Y'know that "oh no hunty WHAT is u doin" meme??? That's me if someone does. How often do you have trouble sleeping at night? *blinking* There are people who don't??????? Do you blush easily? Ohhhhhh yes. Do you get angry at yourself or at others more often? Hm. Not sure. Can you name five current world leaders? AHAHA nope. How many times have you had the flu? Zero. Do you think imagination is valuable? Oh hell yes. We would be NOWHERE CLOSE to where we are as animals without it. Who or what are you most impatient with? I don't know. When was the last time you mowed a lawn? Never. Have you seen all of the Star Wars films? No; seen only the first three with a friend and saw zero appeal. He didn't either. How about all of the Harry Potter ones, so far? I haven't even seen one. Jason and I started the first one together but. Paid way more attention to each other than the movie lmfao. What part of the newspaper do you typically enjoy reading? None. I collect my school's papers now though 'cuz I'm the photographer for it. :') Have you ever made a website, even a simple one? Four that I remember. The ancient and now-defunct ones were back when I think this site called Wetpaint was a host for simple sites, and a lot of us RPers posted our mob info and stuff there. I had one for Talons, one for Connrads. Ha, out of curiosity, I think I looked for them not all too long ago since I never actually deleted them, but I think the site itself was re-purposed. NOW, I have a Wix site for my photography, and then Kalahari Manor is a ProBoards-hosted site. Which was better: your childhood or your teen years? Jfc, childhood. Teen years were a chaotic and rancid cesspit in terms of mental health. What was your reaction to your first time falling in love? I truly imagine that realizing I was *in love* with Jason surpassed what a high probably feels like lmao. What does it take for someone to win your heart? I'm actually putting thought into this one and I think what appeals to me in a person most is just being friendly with a good sense of humor and obvious, shameless concern for others. AND JFC, HAVE EMOTION. Don't be a brick wall with me. Lacking an emotional side, positive or negative, is such a turn-off to me. I'm not attracted to robots. Being a gentle person is important, and for me personally, you need to actually act like you're into me. Not just between us. Do not make me a secret. AND BE CREATIVE AND WEIRD AND FRESH!!!!!!!!!!! There's nothing wrong with more "vanilla" people, but just for me myself, I need someone who stands out for some good reason. lol okay this answer's actually getting kinda long, I'll stop. There's a number of ways. What is one thing you would rather be doing? Ha ha yo real talk, Sara and I are getting all emotional and deep into our relationship, platonic or romantic, and I want me and her in her bed right now tearing each other up alsdkjfla;kwejre I love her a lot ok. When was the last time you changed your mind about something? OKAY SO I started a new birth control, right? It. Sent. Me. BACK. With my PTSD. How? Idfk, but I was suddenly obsessing over Him again, badly. I stopped that shit, and wha'd'ya know, two days later, I'm like "lol wtf I don't want him why did that just happen hunty was u ok????????". SO YEAH, that was a trip. Do you know anyone with a lisp? I'm not sure. Possibly. How much weight can you lift at once? No clue. Not a lot. Do you ask guys out, or wait for them to ask you out? I've never asked a guy out, but I wouldn't say I wouldn't. Do you like the last person who showed interest in you? I love her. Describe the last person you stared at? I have no idea. Do you like dating one person at a time, or multiple people? I'm personally monogamous. Have your experiences made you more or less sympathetic to others? MORE. Do you find smoking unattractive? I do. Have your parents ever searched your personal belongings? Mom has. Where did you get your last bruise from? ... Well. This is uh. Awkward. Tying into when I was on that medicine that made my libido fucking uncontrollable (thank the fucking lord I'm back to normal), my breasts are lookin rough, sister. Are you looking forward to anything? Nothing in the VERY near future, I think. A bit further off, Christmas. I can't wait to see the kids so excited again, and for once, we come together as a true family. Plus my #1 wish is to have my Mark tattoo improved at an amazing parlor, and I'm pretty sure that'll be happening, just obvs. not on Christmas Day itself. I'll just be fuckin STOKED when I *know* it's happening. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes. How much money did you spend today? $1.25 for something from the vending machine. I didn't have breakfast, so I was really hungry. When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do? Try to not doze off. If we're not doing anything, then I'll play around with my phone. Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day? Oh, definitely. Ever walked into the guy’s bathroom? HA as a stupid elementary school with her friends, we sure did during a work day (my mom used to work with special ed kids at school). We thought we were soooo rebellious. How many wives or husbands do you want? One. What happens if you fall in love with your best friend? Ha, did. I still am, and we hope to be back together someday. Has a teacher ever flirted with you? Not that I know of. Thankfully. Is it okay for friends to kiss each other, as friends? It's not my thing, but sure, if it's consenting and both are aware it's platonic. Do your wishes ever get granted in the worst way possible? Probably in some way at some point I don't recall. How do you feel about your naked body? NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO Have you ever been called obnoxious? I don't think so, anyway. Do you wish you had a bigger family? No. Which friend would you kiss full on the mouth, no questions asked? Sara. Can you do a split or stick your foot up next to your ear? Nope. When was the last time you complained about something? I was venting some mild frustration to Sara earlier tonight. What is your favorite color combination? Favorite is probably pastel orange and light blue. Love it. Then there's pastel pink and purple. Okay pretty much any combination is about the pastels When was the last time you spoke in front of a group? A month or so back when I had to do my Lifeline presentation in FYS. Do you like group projects, or do you prefer to work alone? I strongly prefer working alone. There's no disagreements, compromises, incompetent partners, etc. Have you ever been told you were going to Hell? Yup! (: Indirectly, but. How did you respond? I don't recall, but I wish I did. Who is the most argumentative person you know? She's not in my life anymore partially BECAUSE of that shit. Do you know anyone who is crazy about proper grammar? Yes, but she has OCD as a valid reason. I'm pretty particular about it too to a degree. Who was the last person to make you feel special? Oh my gosh, my therapist told me she was so proud of me and the progress I was making that I just entirely lit up and became a total beaming ball of giggles and "thank you"s. Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? No, I'm bi. If your best friend grabs your hand, what do you automatically do? Squeeze it. What’s something you can cook or bake like a pro? Cheesy and spicy scrambled eggs, man. Also known as the only thing I can properly cook lmao. Do you tend to flirt a lot, even when the person isn’t single? Fuck no, if they're not single. I'll flirt with my s/o when I see it appropriate or relevant, and in a case where we're both single, I'd be very subtle about it because shy. What’s something that you think is really cute? Off the very top of my head, the Ewoks from Star Wars, oh my fucking god. They were the only thing I enjoyed in the movies. What’s a pretty bird? I mean... pretty much all of them. BUT, can we take a moment to appreciate the bearded vulture? like???? they're fucking BADASS???????????? Besides sleeping, what do you do in bed? Almost... everything. It's the reason I endured/am still recovering from muscle atrophy in my legs. Have you ever hacked into somebody’s account? Playfully, back when that was a thing for friends to do and post lovey-dovey stuff about them everywhere. Megan and I, and I believe Mini and I as well, did it to each other. Possibly more. Is having to pee really badly worse than being really thirsty? Oh hell yes it is. The former can get to a point of hurting. Have you ever touched a Qu'ran? No. Do you love animals more than most? Oh definitely. Why do you eat fast food? It's easy to grab when on the run, and Mom has almost zero time to cook. Then we both have school. Most often I just warm things up in the microwave or grab something substantial enough in the fridge. Is there always going to be that one person you and a friend makes fun of? I guess you could say indirectly, yes. Just something she said in a certain way became an inside joke. Her as a person, no, I wouldn't do that. What is a bad habit of yours that you’re actually trying to fix? Having terrible eye contact. I have a very hard time maintaining it, but I've been trying to keep that weakness in mind when talking to people. Do you write out your feelings? That's one reason why I take these surveys, yes. Do you have bills to pay yet? It's embarrassing that I don't. Not saying like, I want to pay bills, what madman would, but I do want to feel more like a proper, independent adult. Will you be changing your hair any time soon? Not the style, but one thing I'm asking for Christmas is a professional to dye my hair silver. I say pro because my hair does NOT hold color, and because of the bleach needed, Mom's concerned I'll damage my hair if I put my trust into anyone less qualified. Does your mom have a celebrity look-alike? I don't think so, but she looks UNCANNILY like her firstborn daughter. It is SCARY. Is there something you wish you could learn to do? There's loads of stuff. Probably above all, cook. Or stop procrastinating. If you could be amazing at ONE thing, what would it be? Drawing precisely what I see in my head. Because of how important they are to me, I would pay BIG FUCKING BUCKS to get how my 'kats look onto paper. What do you wish people would pay you to do? Complain about my weight. :^) I'd be able to just pay for surgery to fix that within a day. Do you take good pictures? I personally think I do. I mean I wanna be a professional photographer. How would one go about impressing you? It depends on the subject and difficulty of whatever. What probably impresses me most would be someone maintaining a mature, peaceful attitude when there is reason to act otherwise. Self-control, that's it. Do you automatically apologize if you walk into somebody? Duh? Tell me a memory of this summer: It was fucking scorching and I hated every minute of it. What’s something that you don’t need, but really want? Hmmmm. OH, HELL YES. IF I had the proper body to even remotely pull them off, I. Would wear. NOTHING. But corsets. Jesus FUCKING Christ they are so hot. What do you draw more than anything else? Just about all I draw is meerkats. What’s the most favorite class you’ve ever had? The Digital Photography course I took in high school. Or Art Honors my junior year. I really enjoyed the stuff I made. For each person you’ve kissed, describe your feelings in one word: Jason: melancholy; Tyler: dramatic; Girt(?): loyal; Sara: ideal. How do you react when you trip or stumble? Gasp and carry on. If it was a more serious trip, I look around at who saw. Are you good at “biting your tongue”? NO. Why do you love the one you do? She's been there for me without fail, has undying faith in me, supports me through everything, is honest, she's funny and very unique, her adoration for animals shows a great level of compassion, she trusts me so much despite her history, she stands extremely firmly for what she sees as right and wrong... okay I can honestly write an essay on why I love her. Would you rather get [another] tattoo or piercing? GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 Do you have long or short legs? I'd say they're normal, idk. When do you listen to Nickelback? *shrugs* When I wanna? Would you rather make the first move, or your crush? Them. I'm shy.

ILY Humor Fest 2019

ILY Humor Fest is to be celebrated from March 27, 2019 (wednesday) until March 31, 2019 (sunday).

This idea was originally inspired by #RedrawReigen from the Mob Psycho 100 community where artists redraw a character named Reigen from their chosen stock photos/meme photos in hand of which they think accurately portrays him.

ABOUT ILY HUMOR FEST:

Originally named “ILY Meme Fest”, it is a five-day event which aims to celebrate and appreciate the comedic aspect of the series I Love Yoo by Quimchee through various forms of art: fanarts, fanfics, edits, memes, etc. that are meant to be HUMOROUS/FUNNY and COMEDIC.

TO CONTRIBUTE:

Every comedic posts count as long as it’s I LOVE YOO related! Take an inspiration from Kousuke’s Corner and the ILY What Ifs episodes. USE #ilyhumorfest upon sharing your contribution!

☆ If you are an ARTIST, draw something funny! [From the inspiration of this event: redrawing meme photos or stock photos featuring ILY Characters would count as a contribution, Original Comic / Drawing your favorite characters with funny faces or costumes, ETC.]

☆ if you are a WRITER, write something funny! [A short crack story / Written dialogues, ETC.]

☆ If you’re an EDITOR, edit something funny! [Editing memes, Video editing, ETC.]

☆ Not any of the above? There are other things you could do to show appreciation of I LOVE YOO and Quimchee!

REMINISCE! Post about your favorite COMEDIC scenes in the series/dialogues.

PARODY! Maybe we could talk about ILY Characters in your favorite comedy series?

BEST BOY / BEST GIRL! Talk about your favorite characters’ funny moments in the comic.

SHIPS! Discuss about your favorite comedic moment of your ship!

Jayce?! Soushi?! Min-Hyuk?! That background character who’s still waiting for her mom to come?! It’s their moment to shine and to appreciate them!

Ask silly questions and have a discussion with others about that stuff! (Bring back those curious cat questions!)

Share videos that reminds you of other characters or you think they’ll definitely do “that thing”!

Funny prompts that reminds you of ILY characters!

Something random/crack but you somehow manage to connect it to ILY and its characters!

The possibilities are endless! Just be sure it’s in line with the theme: comedy in the series!

☆We highly encourage APPRECIATION POSTS about Quimchee and/or I Love Yoo! Go all out for Quimchee’s birthday. Don’t worry about it not being comedic, it still counts!

WARNING:

Please refrain from making something offensive (such as mindless character bashing/targeting specific group/person, etc. in the guise of a contribution to this event) that could start flame wars and ship wars. It is an event meant to have EVERY MEMBERS / FANS join at ease to celebrate for fun and to appreciate quimchee and her work.

See yoo guys on March 27 - 31, 2019!

For more information, please send a message in this blog!

Stannis the mannis and one of the two old cats for the character ask meme :P

Stannis Baratheon the First of His Name, the One True King.• Why I like them: I love the complexity of his character. Stannis is kind of a douche on a lot of issues (especially in ACOK). And yet, he is far, far more interesting than many better, nicer, more admirable characters. I love his past, always in the shadow of his brilliant big brother (and later of his flamboyant younger one). I think he has really some interesting interactions with other characters. No matter who they are and what they want, Stannis has some issues that are going to come bubbling to the surface. And he is hilarious. His deadpan delivery kills me every time.• Why I don’t: Damn mysogynist• Favorite season/book : I loved him in A Dance with Dragons and the sample chapter released for TWOW is delighful. In the serie, it’s season 4.• Favorite line: Damn that’s hard.“Lord Seaworth is a man of humble birth, but he reminded me of my duty, when all I could think of was my rights. I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne“*“I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning… burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh & turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?”

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“We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.“

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“A sacrifice will prove our faith still burns true, Sire,” Clayton Suggs had told the king. And Godry the Giantslayer said, “The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R’hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.”

“Half my army is made up of unbelievers,” Stannis had replied. “I will have no burnings. Pray harder.”

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“Without a son of Winterfell to stand beside me, I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother’s book. Not that Robert ever read one.”

And so many others ;_;• OTPStavos 8D (but I ship Mel x Stannis, Stannis x Selyse, Mel x Stannis x Selyse, etc…)

• BrOTP : Stannis & Jon Snow

• Head Canon: Stannis is a skillful swimmer (it’s his Estermont part).• Unpopular opinion: He would be a better king than Dany and/or Jon

• A wish: I would like PoV chapter of him, to see what’s into his tormented mind

• An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : Don’t die ?

• 5 words to best describe them : One True King Of Westeros

• My nickname for them: Stan. Or the Mannis.———————Giovanni

• Why I like them: He is the first true crime boss of the Pokémon franchise,  I lovethat mob-boss vibe, and him also working as a gym leader really shows how well he blends in, when I was way younger and played Pokemon Red, it was for me a huge twist to find out the most powerful gym leader was in fact Giovanni himself ! And in the manga, his story is really sad, how he lost Silver, how he became a crime lord to found him and that scene where Gio protected his son of the flames… ;_;

• Favorite scene: In the manga it’s the one I said previously. In the game it’s him, waiting for the protag, in Viridian’s Gym for an epic battle.

• Favorite line: “I am the leader, Giovanni! For your insolence, you will feel a world of pain!“

• Favorite outfit: I really like the one of Pokemon Let’s Go. But also his tanktop outfit in the manga, haha.

• OTP: CATLOVERSSHIPPING

• BroTP : Giovanni x Maxie => GROUND TYPES

• Head Canon: So many, you should read previous asks about him

• Unpopular opinion: Unpopular for some. Best villain of the Pokemon Franchise.

• A wish: In the anime, I want more interaction between him and Nanu

• An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : idk

• 5 words to best describe them: Strong - Boss - Pain - Ground - Suits

• My nickname for them: Gio, vieux matou (old cat)

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And Nanu !• Why I like them: His overall demeanor, his apparent laziness with his flip-flops, his tendancies to nap to avoid his duties, his unwillingness to become an E4 member and offering the spot to his niece. The fact that he’s lazy, and seems also quite depressed and reluctant to battling clashes so much with other characters before him and I find it quite funny. But when he fights, he is a combat pragmatist, who won’t hesitate to land low-blows to win. Also he is a grumpy old man who lives alone with his 13 cats and receive calls of a mafia boss and casually hangs up.• Favorite episode/scene : in SM game, when you go to Po town.

• Favorite lines :

“If you don’t make it, I’ll be sure your remains at least get back home.“

“The rent’s real cheap. No one else is crazy enough to stay this close to Team Skull, after all.“

“There. Congratulations or whatever.“

“What’s this? No smile for me? Here I am, coming out of my way to bring you the info about the UB that you’re searching for.“ “Meowth are all right. They don’t care who you are or anything.”• OTP: Catloversshipping :D

• BroTP : with Grimsley. Depressed dark type cats lovers !

• Head Canon: Like Gio, smany, you should read previous asks

• Unpopular opinion: I loved how he taunted Ash in the anime.

• A wish: More fact about him in the Interpol please ;_;

• 5 words to best describe them: Cats - Ex-Cop - Pragmatist - Old - Red

• My nickname for them: L’autre vieux matou (the other old cat)