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noelements-setempty · 7 months

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What if we had three square roots of -1? Haha, ijk.

#this is so dumb #quaternions #maths joke #i mean technically 6 if you include the negatives but shh

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undercooked-icicle · 3 months

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So, been playing Calculator recently. Anybody know when this thing ends. Currently in level SYNTAX ERROR.

#calculator #calulate #math #maths joke #is there a secret ending?#calculator for goty

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nuttersincorporated · 1 year

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#tumblr polls #Is everyone in the world a Tumblr user?#Let’s use statistics to find out!#maths joke #statistics joke #selection bias #I think this is funny

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marnanel · 5 months

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In the early 1990s, I was a user of a BBS called Monochrome.

I am still in touch with dozens of Monochrome people. Many are married to other Monochrome people.

There are many stories attached, but today I want to tell you about the snoglink and shaglink files. These were lists of who had hooked up with whom (with the people's permission). There was at least one couple at a meet who went home together in order to join up a pattern.

I remember jokingly suggesting an Amazon-like suggestions system. "You shagged A and B. People who shagged A and B also shagged C."

Anyway, someone once said that their shaglinks formed a cube. But I said it couldn't be, because a cube is a Platonic solid.

#bbs #bulletin boards #monochrome bbs #spods #maths joke #math joke

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chaoticandproud · 2 years

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Them: doing tasks without difficulty Me: f(d#)

#joke #pun #yeah if you get this im proud of you #cause most people have no idea what it means #maths joke #music joke #i do think im funny #but #if you get this lmk #spoiler:#executive dysfunction #it's like an adhd big mood joke idk #adhd

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uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh · 7 months

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He's right tho

#maths #maths memes #mathematics #maths jokes #mathsmemes #mathsjokes

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multimemes · 4 months

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fuckterfs-deactivated20221212 · 10 months

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34 sitting next to 35 eying the plus sign:

#maths joke #yes I screenshat that from a convo on my dash #no I will not name names #you know who you are #:3

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locusfandomtime · 9 months

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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9 #mathblr #math memes #shitpost #locus other time #this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs #i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet #math #to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that #I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way

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stormbear · 2 months

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

#mathematics #math #mathblr #jokes #humor

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

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polyphonetic · 2 years

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this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them

#kassandra rambles #math #joke

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batcavescolony · 10 months

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People who say "Batman was better without his kids" must really like the whole ELEVEN issues that Bruce had before Dick was introduced because that's the only time he didn't have a kid. Bruce Wayne/Batman was introduced in ’Detective Comics' #27 and Dick Grayson's Robin was introduced in 'Detective Comics’ #38. Dick was around before Alfred existed, if we can have Alfred why can we have the Robins?

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #before robin? BEFORE ROBIN? you mean those 9 detective comic issues? there is no before robin. robin was always there. get over it #go read the Punisher or something because thats what you want not Batman #but batcave what about alt worlds or re boots. nope they said before he has gis kids and his kid was introduced nine issues after him #AND IVE READ DETECTIVE COMICS BATMAN! they wouldn't like him either he was a good guy. he made jokes. he rode down banister. he was free #edit: i cant do math its eleven not nine issues

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vexwerewolf · 3 months

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When you are having a very normal day at the Secret Anomaly Research Facility

#in golden flame #lancer #lancer rpg #lancerrpg #lancer-rpg #math jokes #aleph null #yo momma

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arcsin27 · 6 months

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if youre bisexual youre also insexual and sursexual

#shitpost #math #mathematics #injective #surjective #bijective #functions #so proud of this one im making it on tumblr and discord #math jokes #bi #bisexual #lgbt

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getindumdums · 4 months

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Saw a post talking about Donnies sneaking into schools to write silly math problems on the board. You get 03 Don cause I'm in the midst of watching the 03 series for the first time.

#I was just going to make a sh!t post with a low res pic of Don hence the realistic white board but I ended up drawing him anyway #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #donatello #I will utilize my math skills in life even if it's only in jokes #can’t find the post that inspired it sorry thought I saved it to link

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