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Ten talent 😙👌
oznámení pro čumblr cosplayery
máte nějakej supr čupr cosplay a chtěli byste si ho nechat pořádně nafotit? mám pro vás jedinečnou nabídku!
momentálně nabízím pro cosplayery balíčky za symbolickou cenu, a to 6 fotek za 500,- (protože si chci rozšířit portfolio o cosplay fotky, doteď jsem fotila hlavně klasický portréty)*
ukázka mých existujících cosplay fotek v postu, mojí klasickou práci si pro referenci můžete prohlédnout tady
(*focení proběhne v praze a okolí / bez velkých editů jako že vám hoří oheň v ruce, něco kolem vás lítá a tak / pokud byste si pak vybrali a chtěli víc fotek, dají se dokoupit)
pokud budete mít zájem, ozvěte se mi klidně taky na tumblr, budu se těšit! 💚
#čumblr#hezky česky#český tumblr#český cosplay#cosplay#czech#czech cosplay#ne fakt 10/10 doporučuju#i love you boo you're so talented
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Vážení a milí, už je to tu zas ❤️
Všichni: Nemůžeš slyšet obrázky.
Já:
#obrození#obrozujeme#kofola#český tumblr#čumblr#zlatý prasátko je tady#já už ho vidim#i zahnutý zuby má#vánoční kofola#reklama#když už jsou ty vánoce#vanoce jsou tady
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I thought there were no heros left in this world
You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
There are no Gods here
This is Hell's territory and I am beholden to no Gods
I have been through Hell and come out singing
God's dead and soon we will be too
God wishes he were me
You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
Do I look like the kind of man who dies?
Take this gift, for the Gods sure won’t
Bury me shallow, I'll be back
#poetry#poem#tumblr poetry#tumblr quotes#tumblr#tumblr history#tumblr legends#shitpost#hellsite (affectionate)#hellsite#make this hellsite a hellhome#so basically i saw a post of iconic lines that read like art but are actually memes and i thought#well that really does ALMOST read like a poem#so i made it a poem#loveletter to tumblr#meme#art meme
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Vždycky poznám že se blíží Vánoce když mi na tumblr začnou znovu chodit upozornění na tenhle příspěvek ❤️ Šťastné a veselé vážení! A hlavně to zlatý prasátko ❤️
Všichni: Nemůžeš slyšet obrázky.
Já:
#obrození#obrozujeme#kofola#český tumblr#čumblr#zlatý prasátko je tady#já už ho vidim#i zahnutý zuby má#vánoční kofola#reklama#když už jsou ty vánoce#vanoce jsou tady
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Picture this: it is a normal Thursday, 7pm. You are going home from work. Sitting on a tube you hear a giggle. You look up to see a young girl with headphones on speaking to someone. She seems cheerful. Happy. You wonder what she could be talking about. And then you hear her say the sentence.
And that's how you find out the Queen of England just died.
#it's me#i'm the girl on the tube#i wonder how many people found out like that#anyway#ding dong the witch is dead#crab rave#queen of england#lizzy 2 bit the bullet#uk#the queen of england#queen elizabeth#rip lizzy
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Do you ever just do a cover of a song from your favourite childhood movie and then leave it be for two years and then randomly decide to actually post it? Anyone? No? Just me?
Never mind! Here is a cover of Free from Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper (arguably the best Barbie movie, I will fight you on this).
Enjoy!
(sounds the best with headphones 😉)
#cover#barbie cover#barbie#princess and the pauper#barbie princess and the pauper#song#singing#song cover#vocals#music#duet#sung by one person
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Them: doing tasks without difficulty
Me: f(d#)
#joke#pun#yeah if you get this im proud of you#cause most people have no idea what it means#maths joke#music joke#i do think im funny#but#if you get this lmk#spoiler:#executive dysfunction#it's like an adhd big mood joke idk#adhd
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brought to you by @chaoticandproud and yours truly ✌
#poor alex having to deal with idiots skipping band practice to feed ducks and buy lightbulbs#to be fair i bet he was invited to both#jatp#julie and the phantoms#jatp meme#jatp edit#julie molina#luke patterson#reggie peters#alex mercer#willie jatp#willie wilbur williamson#caleb covington#ray molina#flynn jatp#alex the long suffering
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You know what. Yeah.
everyone has to put their username in this and show what they got please and thank you :•)
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S @tired-eyes-cold-as-ice jsme to vymyslely: vyfikundace.
Tumblerníci, potřebuji radu zdejšího lidu!
Jak byste přeložili "yassification"?
(A ne, "yassifikace" mi nestačí ani náhodou!)
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It is 2am, I am brain-dead and therefore it is the perfect time for me to add to this, don't you think?
I am half dead
Half alive
It is rotten
Where i thrive
Smell of decay
Feel of rot
You would think
That i forgot
But i do
Remember still
How it was
And how it will
I remember
All the same
What to a rose
Is a name
Just as sweet
It would still smell
The same story
It would tell
Yet every rose
Will rot too
There is nothing
You can do
Decay consumes
Every cell
It will consume
You as well
She is coming
She is near
You have no reason
To fear
For she was
She is
She will
She is coming
Just keep still.
✨WHO'S READY FOR MORE CRINGE EDGELORD POETRY✨
I Am Rotting and This Is Deep
Rotting, rotting, rotting.
I am rotten—a greyish husk.
A shrivelled corpse that missed its last call.
Living off borrowed time,
rotting away.
Always rotting, rotting, rotting.
Slowly, surely, steadily—not fast enough.
Not gone, just barely there.
Rotting in the corner, out of sight.
Slowly, surely, quietly—secretly enough.
No one needs to know.
My body is rotten. My mind—
decayed.
I make myself sick.
I rot away in broad daylight.
Unseen.
I hide my rotten flesh behind a smile.
Effortless.
This corpse has learned to smile well.
Enough.
Worry not.
I will rot away quietly, lest it might upset you.
This corpse is polite after all.
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Blorbík from czech Čtyřlístek and Večerníček bedtime stories❤️
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
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I SAID what I SAID and I will NOT apologize. I stand by that.
the inner machinations of @chaoticandproud 's mind are an enigma
#mashed potatoes#stop booing me im right#sticky and gloopy mashed potatoes are just superior#they are#i am correct#i may have covid but i still have TASTE
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Já vím, že to po mně nikdo nechtěl, ale musím s vámi sdílet jednu historku.
3)
Bylo mi tehdy asi 9. Přijela jsem ze skautského tábora a vzápětí odjížděla na rodinnou dovolenou kamsi do české divočiny. Měla jsem krásné, dlouhé, velmi husté vlasy. A co se nestalo. Maminka mi našla ve vlasech vši. A že jich bylo.
Byla neděle odpoledne. V české divočině. Obchod, kde by se dal koupit odvšivovací šampón v nedohlednu. A ještě k tomu zavřený. To ale mou maminku rozhodně nemohlo zastavit! Popadla otcův švýcarský nožík a těmi malými nůžtičkami se mě jala stříhat na krátko. Úplně.
Pozor mládeži, zde příběh nekončí. Protože jak nejlépe zabít vši, když nemáte ty správné chemikálie? Vezmete olej na smažení a prolejete jím dceři hlavu. Ani vlásek nezůstane suchý. Necháte působit pár hodin a když jste si jisti, že vši jsou skutečně řádně zadušeny, nastane další problém. Co s takhle mastnou hlavou? No. Šampónem to nepůjde, to je jisté. ALE. Jar je speciálně uzpůsoben rozpouštění mastnoty. A k tomu navíc dobře pění. Tím to půjde dolů jedna báseň.
No. Maminka měla pravdu. Tato technika skutečně zafungovala a vší jsem se zbavila. Ale za jakou cenu.
Zásadní otázky v časech karantény
Pro vás s láskou vytvořili: @rumcajs-kin a Kocour
Popiš estetiku své rodné hroudy na rozmezí prokletí starých božstev až něco, co celé prázdniny čekalo v lavici na tvůj návrat.
Proč tě dneska bolí záda?
Stříhání vlasů – zvol si zbraň: Tupé nůžky ze čtvrté třídy; kleštičky na stříhání bavlnek; řezák na koberce; máminy zahradní nůžky (furt ještě zelený, jak máti stříhala keře); nůžtičky na nehty.
Tvá oblíbená forma rebelie?
Která pohádková postava by porušila karanténu (a proč)?
Zabil/ojebal/pojal bych za chotě: Kaufland, Tesco, Billa
Popiš svou oblíbenou asijskou večerku – jak jste se seznámili? Na jaké chvíle rád vzpomínáš? Na co se těšíš, když se vracíš?
Kde bys hledal Marka Ztraceného?
Které okrasné předměty sbírá tvá babička/teta/podivný asociální strýc z vesnice?
Co je ta nejprokletější věc, kterou ti kdy řekl pokrevní příbuzný?
Chatička na stromě, jeskyně v lesích, nebo houští u potoka?
Která písnička z pohádky by hrála na pozadí fail compilation videa o tvém životě?
Hříbky, nebo bedly?
Ikonická kaluž v tvém městě?
Zvol: Hojný výskyt žraloků ve všech vodách ČR, či přemnožení hrochů na celém území ČR.
Nakresli svojí čertsónu. (Pokud nechceš kreslit, velmi barvitě ji popiš.)
Vyber si aesthetics: Čertcore, Moranacore, Krakonošcore
Kdo z čumblr si myslíš, že by kradl nákupní vozíky v Lidlu?
Zakládáš klub stylu Rychlé šípy. Jak se jmenuje, co máte ve znaku, a jakých je vašich 12 bobříků?
Co je za falešnou almarou v bytě tvých prarodičů?
Do konce života už můžeš na rozloučenou říkat jen jednu jedinou hlášku. Jaká to bude?
Vrátil ses v čase. Můžeš světu sdělit přesně jednu věc dle svého nejlepšího uvážení. Ale můžeš ji sdělit pouze formou barevné křídy na asfaltu před tvou základní školou. Co napíšeš?
Do začátku tagujeme (se všemi náležitostmi dobrovolnické participace): @juhele, @zmikund-schvaluje, @myvalzpival, @sapphorrific, @isleofapplepies ♥
#czech#hezky česky#ask#sice se mě nikdo neptal#ale#story time#příběh ze života#cw vši#se teď máma nemá divit že chci jít dohola#stejně je to určitě její vina#česky
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I'm right. You know that I'm right.
French!Alex and Irish!Bobby being the mom friends of the group cause they have the highest tolerance for alcohol
that's it that's the post just consider this thank you
(@chaoticandproud said Irish Bobby??? and I said yes absolutely)
#irish bobby my beloved#this was brought to you by the one post of screenshots of irish people being savage#and my 2am brain thinking#wow#strong bobby energy#also then i remembered the Derry girls#and that just solidified my belief that i am indeed correct#bobby is irish#pass it on#jatp#julie and the phantoms#jatp shitpost#bobby jatp#bobby wilson#alex mercer
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hey besties, new ask game just dropped
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1. Why did you choose your url?
I am an agent of chaos. And all my friends know that im Proud.
2. Side blogs
@chaoticandprouder - I use it to just....reblog stuff without rhyme or reason. Follow me there if you wanna be bombarded with my current hyperfixations.
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
6 years, I think. Way too long. I've contracted brainrot and I love it here.
4. Do you have queue tag?
I don't even have a queue. Let alone a tag. I just reblog 50 posts in 5 minutes and then do nothing for a few hours.
5. Why did you start your blog?
Fandom? Yeah, fandom.
6. Why did you choose your icon?
It's a vibey picture of a decoration we did with my best friend during a school festival. It's really cool and also a big mood.
7. Why did your choose your header?
A picture of sunrise I took 2 years ago at a scout camp. I got dumped in the middle of a forest at 1am, walked 20 kilometers to get back, vomited twice, got stung by a wasp, went through a river and slept the whole of the next day, but it was a wonderful experience that I'll remeber forever.
8. Post with the most notes?
My "Owen Patric Joyner has no braincells" post. I stand by it, that man is dumb as fuck.
9. how many mutuals do you have?
83. I don't know how that's possible but I love all of you.
10. how many followers do you have?
299. I don't know how you put up with me!
11. how many people do you follow?
3748.....that's...a lot. heh
12. ever made a shitpost?
Do I ever do anything else?
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
Way too long. Like, someone should stop me.
14. did you ever have fight/argument with other blog?
Not really, no. I do talk shit about posts I hate with my flatmate. We bond by ranting about extremely bad takes.
15. How do you feel about "You need to reblog this" posts?
They make me anxioussssssssss.
16. do you like tag games?
YEAH! I don't always interact with them, but I always love to be tagged.
17. do you like ask games?
YES! Noone ever sends me any, but I would love to do them!!!
18. which of your tumblr friends/mutuals do you think is famous?
@will-o-the-worm they are super cool. It's actually our gc anniversary today! I love them! And they high key have the "secretly has thousands of people following them" vibe.
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
I just think my mutuals are neat.
I'm tagging @tired-eyes-cold-as-ice @will-o-the-worm
no one tagged me but of course that wont stop me 😔
1. why did you choose your url?
talked about it already but i like aesthetically pleasing words like amaranthine for example… in one of the nightwish songs theres “moonwitch” in the lyrics but I didnt like being a “witch” since it gives off an idea that im wicca or something which Im not… and I had czech rap phase and listened to some Dj Wich songs so I just mixed those words
2. side blogs?
two active ones theyre in my description
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
I knew about Tumblr since 2009 made this blog in 2012 tho
4. do you have a queue tag?
nah never used that
5. why did you start your blog?
I just always liked blogs and I liked all the variety of tumblr there was back then… tumblr doesnt have such huge diversity anymore which is a shame (Im talking about all those educational active blogs back then, more active dogblr/vulture culture etc.)
6. why did you choose your icon?
its a drawing from my longlost mutual who suddenly left and I still dont know what happened to her :/ she had the best art from the old witcher community on tumblr and I just love this eredin art she made so Im keeping it as an icon for now
7. why did you choose your header?
I just love that clip a lot
8. post with the most notes?
probably that recent eurovision one lmao
9. how many mutuals do you have?
not many maybe 20?
10. how many followers do you have?
670
11. how many people do you follow?
1 374
12. ever made a shitpost?
I guess ye
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
idk hard to say? I dont really monitor properly my online activities anywhere
14. did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?
hmm not on this blog but on my sideblogs yes but its always about the regular bullshit like people having no comprehension reading/not understanding different kind of humor and such
15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?
i ignore them and make sure to remember what kind of blog put it on my dash because Im petty bitch so I will make sure to not interact with them often (that goes for reblog-the-art-guilt-tripping as well)
16. do you like tag games?
sure!
17. do you like ask games?
yup but I never get asked even though I send asks to others so I gave up on that :D
18. which of your tumblr friends/mutuals do you think is famous?
definitely burlbread lmao
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
hmmmm do I? 😳 👉 👈
gonna tag @imaginejolls @the-aro-ace-arrow-ace @aziz-the-fangirl @samozvany-bard @ronimacaroni @reshiiii @thirstyforred @bodhvild @imadhatt3r @sapphorrific @znicehonix @vacicezprvnilavice @stillness138 @nature-played-a-trick-on-me @nejene
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