I’d like to ask you a question. Do you think it’s particularly kind to overwhelm a singular tumblr user with 40k+ notes for weeks after the original post, which wasn’t even that good in the first place? Or is it actually pretty cruel and unusual in terms of punishment for making a bad meme about the Queen dying?

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF GOD BLESS

Gonna assume the queen dying sucks kinda in the same way it would have sucked if Trump died while he was the president in the sense that we'd all be meme-ing about it all to hell but every official news outlet and all the politicians even ones who hate him and shit would be forced to treat it like this Horrible Somber Event and talk about how unpatriotic celebrating is and how we have to be nice cuz he was the president and then he'd basically become this untouchable martyr and it would overshadow every shitty thing his government had ever done and was continuing to do until they could basically get away with whatever

But like 8000000% worse

Me: I’m in love

No one: With who???

Me: LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

The royal bees:

OH YEAH, THE ENTIRE STADIUMS CHANTING ABOUT HOW SHE WAS DEAD SEEMED REAL FUCKIN WON OVER LMAO

I wish Diana would’ve trended beyond belief. Imagine how pissed Charles would’ve been if the people were talking more about his ex-wife than his dead mother or his new status.

Tumblr rn, a summary:

today's the day

My parents used to tell me to eat my food properly and with sophistication just in case I dine with the Queen of England some day

When the Queen died, that night I ate dinner with my elbows on the table and the fork in my left hand

When my parents objected, I simply said “Queen’s dead, the table is now lawless” and they had no retorts

🛌🏃🏼‍♀️💨

me rn

Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice was in love with me and had sent me a lot of letters but I just ignored them. Then I asked my mom if I should've given him a chance and she said it was too late because he was getting married to the Queen of England. I went to attend the wedding with my family and some people threw potatoes at us.

It’s coming