todd anderson would be a tumblr girly you can't convince me otherwise
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okay listen so yosano needs an extra hand when rearranging some stuff in her apt and asks kenji for help. while there, she finds a skirt that doesn't fit her anymore and asks kenji if he wants to see if it fits. it doesn't (she gives it to naomi), but it was kenji's first time wearing a skirt and he absolutely loves the way the skirt swishes and the spins! oh my god the SPIN!!!
so later in the week, he asks kunikida if they can go to the store to get him a skirt or a dress because he wants to feel the swish again. kunikida agrees, and kenji tries some stuff on, and then he finds a yellow, short-sleeved sundress that goes to his ankles. “kunikida-san! look how it swirls!" he says, then spins for kunikida.
kenji takes it off and is about to put it in the cart when he suddenly hesitates. it's not that he's embarrassed or anything, but would it be weird if he starts wearing typically feminine clothing? he doesn't to make anyone uncomfortable.
kunikida, ofc, says that no one will get upset, and if they do, he'll punch them. kenji laughs and thinks it's a joke but. no. he's serious. kenji then asks if kunikida will wear a skirt or a dress with him to work the next monday. he Really doesn't want to bc dazai is just going to laugh at him and make fun of him the whole time, but he says yes bc it's kenji and he doesn't want kenji to give up on something that makes him happy bc he's nervous about offending people!
so he lets kenji pick a skirt out for him. he ends up getting an ankle-length dark blue skirt that shimmers a bit in the sunlight or if he spins.
it isn't his favorite thing, but he gets why kenji likes the twirl (it is kind of fun).
then, work! kunikida walks in behind kenji (who runs into the office and yells for kyouka to show her the spin) and ranpo takes one look at kunikida and calls for dazai bc he "needs to see this".
and kunikida gets pissed bc great now dazai's going to make fun of him and he'll be miserable all day bc dazai will go all day. but dazai walks in, all casual and nonchalant, and he starts to make a joke but cuts himself off when he sees kunikida.
and suddenly he's having yet another romantic crisis. bc god does kunikida look good in blue and wow he really wants kunikida to twirl so he can see kunikida spin with the skirt flowing around him
and that's how kenji both discovered he likes gender non-conforming clothes and indirectly got kunikidazai together (and, if he could be slick about it, dazai would take a picture of kunikida to send to chuuya)
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I would rather do kissing with no sex than do sex with no kissing.
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What do theses three podcast have in common
Is it that two of them are D&D
Is it that two of them mention panopticons
Is it that they have eldritch beings
No.
It’s is than in each fandom there is a cursed photos of someone from said podcast
I rest my case
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Mass effect 1: feminine innocence
Mass effect two: slut eraaa
Mass effect 3: rage, blood, kill, weep
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"speaking of depressed people.... the batman" this is the batman that popped into my head
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Rilla: I fell in love with Arum because of his brilliance, the way he introduced me to magic and changed my world view. Arum change my life for the better and I love him for it
Damien: Hot lizard man tried to kill me
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ok so but daddy i love him, i can fix him (no i really can), clara bow, & i can do it with a broken heart are steve’s songs
the tortured poets department, fresh out the slammer, guilty as sin?, & who’s afraid of little old me? are eddie’s songs
down bad will be a steddie song 🤞
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