Marc: I came out here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling really attacked right now
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Quanii: But look at me I'm so innocent and hugable
Lamerac: *Stabs her*
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HAIKU BOT! HAIKU BOT HAS REBLOGGED A POST OF MINE!!
WHAT
Vespa: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Buddy: Why?
Vespa: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Juno.
Buddy: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Vespa: Buddy, you have opened my eyes.
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Juno: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Rilla: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Damien: How can you still say that?
Rilla: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Juno: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Juno: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Buddy: And I keep saying go to sleep
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Talfryn: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found
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Rita: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Juno: Killed without hesitation
Rita: NO
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Juno: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jet: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Rita: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Nureyev: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Buddy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Talfryn: Why are Arum and Damien sitting with their backs to each other?
Rilla: They had a fight.
Marc: Then why are they holding hands?
Rilla: They get sad when they fight.
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Buddy: In your opinion what would be the height of stupidity
Vespa: Juno how tall are you
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Rita: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Jet: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Buddy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Vespa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Juno: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nureyev: I have emotional scars.
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Vespa: Hey Buddy. I love you
Buddy: thank you. I love me too
Vespa:
Buddy: Don't walk away!
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Juno and Nureyev: Daughter
Meelee: What?!?!
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Juno: FUCK YOUR DAD WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL US NUREYEV IS YOUR DAD NOW AND I'M YOUR MOM
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Juno and Nureyev: Daughter
Meelee: What?!?!
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Juno entering or exiting any phone call: How can I make this as confusing and jarring as possible
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