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saintchaser · 10 months
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“i hate her!” marlene groaned, her head falling against the pillow. “she’s so—“
“attractive? intelligent? charismatic? beautiful?” mary chimed, flipping through her magazine.
“yes!” she shouted. “thank you!”
the other girl quirked an eyebrow. “really?”
“oh.”
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lunarlivs · 2 months
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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
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their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
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rosieevan · 1 month
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At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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siriusorionblackiii · 9 months
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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
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bartychaser · 22 days
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Reg: ehm, James?
James: what is it, love?
Reg: what if I told you that Barty knows about us and told Evan who told Pandora who couldn't keep quiet and told Dorcas who has no secrets with Marlene so she told her and Mar is best friends with Mary and Lily so they know too and lily- well she is best buddies with Remus and Remus has no secrets with my brother, so-
James: you want to say they are happy for us? That’s- That’s good, innit?
Reg:
James: what?
Reg: you got that part with Remus and my brother and no secr-
*door flies open*
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
James: oh… OH shit
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calc1fers · 16 days
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went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”
it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters
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chrhnchynoodles · 25 days
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New favorite headcanon that when Sirius became an animagus he slowly became red green colorblind bc dogs are red green colorblind so when James sat down for dinner wearing a loose green tie with deshevelled hair in the great hall and Peter spit out his drink, Remus’ jaw dropped, and all the girls were laughing hysterically making bets (Mary thought it was Barty Lily and Marlene guessed it was Regulus off the bat) Sirius was none the wiser and just thought he’d gotten back from quidditch practice or had shagged a random gryffindor. So when Marlene tried to point it out but Remus stomped on her foot to get her to shut the fuck up.
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industrations · 8 months
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evyltalks · 1 month
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Posting two days in a row just because it’s my birthday today
No more sad stuff on may 2nd!!
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remuslupinlovebot · 2 months
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marauders era p links (18+)
all links lead to p0rn !! watch at your own risk and do not watch in public
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REGULUS BLACK
regulus fingering you in his dorm
regulus bouncing you on his cock
JAMES POTTER
riding james when he visits you for summer break
james celebrating a quidditch win
james absolutely devouring you as if you were his last meal on earth (this is the hottest video)
james teasing you while you’re wearing his hoodie
james stuffing you full and showing how much you mean to him
james eating his pretty girl out
SIRIUS BLACK
sirius making his girl feel good
showing sirius what a good girl you are
69’ing with sirius
sirius using his long fingers to make you cum
morning fucks with sirius
sirius fucking you at your house
REMUS LUPIN
remus fucking your face
remus fucking you in the bathroom before a full moon
riding professor lupin
getting extra credit with professor lupin
BARTY CROUCH JR
bouncing on bartys cock
barty fucking the LIFE out of you
MARLENE MCKINNON
marlene riding the life out of you
marlene making you look in the mirror as she destroys you
marlene fingering you till you’re shaking
making a sex tape with marlene
marlene eating you out
making out with marlene
LILY EVANS
fucking lily with a d!ldo
intimate but intense foreplay with lily
fucking lily in the common room
sucking mommy’s tits like a good girl
roommate lily helping you out
car sex with lily
thanking lily for date night by eating her out
lily sitting on your face <3
using mommy’s tits to cum
MARY MACDONALD
mary bringing you to heaven with her fingers
mary sending you a video while you’re on a work trip
home alone with mary
fucking mary after coming home to her all dolled up
making mary cum
eating mary out by the pool
DORCAS MEADOWES
eating dorcas out till she’s whimpering
(doesn’t really look like dorcas but it’s hot so whatever) devouring dorcas on the kitchen counter
giving dorcas special treatment after a night out
dorcas riding you
RANDOM
marlene eating lily out to give her a break from studying
pansy parkinson riding the genuine life out of you
pandora, dorcas and barty having fun when the dorms are empty
foreplay with lily and nb partner (not RLLY p0rṉ)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY DON’T WORK!!
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jameskinniesrise · 1 month
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Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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saintchaser · 6 months
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“i’m not in love with you anymore.”
“i never know you were.”
“maybe it was better than way.”
she flicks open her pack of cigarettes and fishes on out, lighting it up. she takes a drag, and then exhales, smoke twirling in the air, looping and twisting.
“do you really think so?”
“yeah. i thought the world of you, mary. once. i can’t say the same thing, now. i miss what you once were. i miss us.”
“i’m not going back to that place.” her voice shakes; she sighs, and looks away, and melancholy is regret to her.
“i know. i’m not, either.”
“so, this is goodbye.”
marlene nods. she can’t change it, she knows that; they’ve both made their choice. she gives mary one last, sad, smile, before she shuts the door behind her.
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marvelomadness06 · 1 year
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If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.
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maluceh · 2 months
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senior citizen discount at the three broomsticks
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constancezin · 2 months
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He finally had the courage to ask her out, and she was more than happy to say yes!
And their friends are very very relieved.
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mochafrappiccinolatte · 5 months
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My new headcannon is that James talks in his sleep and that’s how everyone finds out he’s dating Regulus.
It starts with Remus and his wolf hearing when James is napping and Remus is in the bathroom.
Lily, Mary and Marlene find out together when James falls asleep while playing cards with them in the common room. He wakes up to Mary laughing and Marlene passing Lily a couple galleons - they don’t tell him why.
Then it’s Pete, who got up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and comes back to James curled around a pillow mumbling something that sounds a lot like Reggie please. He casts a silencing spell and draw his curtains.
Sirius is the last because he sleeps like the dead and James is always up before him. But Sirius has a nightmare the night after a full so he has to crawl into bed with James. After hearing James say “Reg baby right like that” in his ear, he realizes there are worse things than nightmares about Walburga.
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