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siriusorionblackiii · 8 months

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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*

james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!

sirius: you’re kidding.

james: i’m dead serious.

sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.

regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?

james: yeah no, i’m as shocked as you are.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?

regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*

james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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sirius: what did i ever do to you?

remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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more jegulus and their struggle with french <3

regulus: are you done practicing?

james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.

regulus: right, go on then.

james: tu es…a dúmmy…?

regulus: *facepalming* bête.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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stanning the right man >>>>>>>

#sebastian stan #pro abortion #my body my choice #supreme court #fuck the supreme court

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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give me moots 😩🫶

(i am in no way kidding, pls dm me, i wanna be friends with all y’all <33)

Every mutual group has:

a chaotic mutual but doesn’t show it

a cinnamon roll mutual but says that they are chaotic (not true)

a mutual who wants to commit arson

a mutual who wants to commit murder

a mutual who sunshine personified

a mutual who is so cool, it intimidates you

the mutual who makes edits/moodboards etc, they are hella cool

a mutual who wants to kill god

a mutual who is god. Periodt.

a mutual who has seen all the discourses

a mutual who has gotten involved in every discourse

a mutual who gets in a discourse accidentally, they didn’t mean to

A flirty mutual

a bookworm mutual

a dark academia mutual

chaos incarnate mutual

a mutual in A continuous existential crises

a mutual who is addicted to making picrews

a parent mutual, the only one with a brain

and a popular mutual

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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sirius and remus texting:

sirius: i love you, stay safe! <33

remus: will do, i love you too abby. <3

remus: baby*

*sirius black is typing…*

remus: oh god, here we go again…

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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the marauders are at a party.

sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*

remus: *sighing* love is blind.

james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*

regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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*at james and regulus’ wedding*

everyone: aw, look at sirius, he’s gone to the back, he’s probably crying.

sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with james’ snoring or regulus’ 3 am epiphanies.*

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.

everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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CONGRATULATIONS LOVE <333

lexi’s 200 follower bookstore

note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!

rules;

𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 1 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤. 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠!

𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝗺𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝!

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞! 𝐟𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝗼𝐱. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝗼 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧!

𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀; 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼), 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲,

𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧!

❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖻𝗒 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) + 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍!

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎!

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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the marauders as the types of people you’d see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)

wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.

is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter

spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.

gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius

“give me the fucking money” : remus and regulus.

hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.

uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.

steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.

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siriusorionblackiii · 2 years

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the owner of this account, along with the marauders, would like to wish all their muslim supporters a very happy eid 🤍🤍

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