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pastel-ghot-lolita · 2 years

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TWISTED WONDERLAND CHARACTERS AS GAMERS!!! (a.k.a what games would they play)

Riddle Rosehearts: Since his mom would never let him play, the most he can have is mobile games with quizzes and tests. Not even Candy Crush TT

Ace Trappola: I could see him play Resident Evil Village. He says he's cool with horror games, until he gets jumpscared and screams louder than a mandrake root, just to be scolded by Riddle and be laughed at by Grim and Deuce.

Deuce Spade: The Need for Speed Franchise. He would buy every version just to drive whenever he has time after classes.

Trey Clover: Cooking Mama on a 3DS. He would play with his siblings and would get a gold medal on each dish.

Cater Diamond: Anything that is currently trending, so he can stream it for likes, shares and subscribes. He would laugh every time he dies in Elden Ring but would end the laughter with a depressive sentence.

Leona Kingscholar: Chess Online. Next question.

Ruggie Bucchi: Anything that is Free-to-Play. Would never play Genshin Impact in fact, just because that's too much dedication for someone who works for Leona as well.

Jack Howl: Wolf Among Us. He got interested because of the title but got addicted to the story and the characters.

Azul Ashengrotto: Animal Crossing New Horizon. He finds Tom Nook as his ultimate role-model. He also keeps thinking how Timmy and Tommy are like a purer versions of Jade and Floyd.

Jade Leech: Strange Horticulture. He can finally take care of plants not just physically.

Floyd Leech: Fighting games for sure. Street Fighter, Tekken even Skullgirls on his phone.

Kalim Al-Asim: The Pokemon Franchise. He finds every one of them adorable, so he buys every game. He always has a hard time when he have to fight tho. He also cries every time one of them falls unconscious.

Jamil Viper: The Just Dance Franchise. He always complains when the motion controllers don't read his movements correctly and he looses points.

Vil Schoenheit: He would totally enjoy Love Nikki-Dress UP Queen. He loves collecting rare clothing and actually enjoys the story as well.

Rook Hunt: A lot of FPS type of games. He would annoy the other players on Team Fortress 2 or Rainbow Six Siege for sure because of his good skills. They often think he's cheating.

Epel Felmier: GTA 5. He's just like a child with strict parents, when he hears Vil's footsteps he turns the game of and switches to Farming Simulator with an innocent smile.

Idia Shroud: ANY game. He would finish anything that he ever started, even if he hates the game for some reason. He would play until he sees the notification about the Platinum Trophy being unlocked. During multilayers his very competitive tho.

Ortho Shroud: Multiplayer games that are cute, like: Mario Party, Super Smash Bros or Mario Kart. They play with Idia when the other is free from other games.

Malleus Draconia: Pou on a smartphone. Once he figures out how to unlock the smartphone tho... (RIP Pou)

Lilia Vanrouge: Doom Eternal. Or just in general all the Doom games. He tends to blast the OST at the dorm as well.

Silver: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, since it's very relaxing but keeps him entertained enough to not fall asleep.

Sebek Zigvolt: Plants VS. Zombies. He really doesn't have any skills so he needs something simple. After that he might try Minecraft I guess...

Grim: Fruit Ninja on Yuu/MC's tablet. Yuu/MC also makes videos about it and posts them with the tag #gamerweasel

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lightvsdark18 · 13 days

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Twst 7.8

Translation by Gasumasuku Gamer

Alice is terrified at the fact Malleus covered the whole island in this curse, and guilty for not preventing all of this.

"Then what do we do?"

"And that strategy is?"

Dies in the background because of that video.

Doesn't the Shrouds calling Malleus a demon king.

"Hopefully it's easier than Lilia's dream."

"I'm a lucid dreamer, but there's limits to what I can imagine in my dreams."

Holds in laughter, then says "Dream Form Change!" while doing a peace sign. (I'm committing to the bit)

Looks at the list. "Hey, why is there a dorm uniform?"

"Dorm uniforms are better armor than your P.E. or lab coat if you have to battle. I assigned Ignihyde uniform." -Idia

"Do I have to change my clothes? I like the cape and dagger."

"Yes, or you can't blend in easily."

Oh Grim.

Everyone is using their magic to change, then what am I using?

(I imagine them linking arms now)

"When will we land?"

"Where do we start?"

"Wait..."

"What the hell?" "... Honestly, I'm not surprised." (I'm glad everyone understood the assignment of Epel embodying our pink haired girl)

Hm? A white bird? Is that bird Silver talked about.

"At least you can see us. Anyway, waking Epel won't be difficult."

"I don't think hitting him is the answer!"

Blocks Sebek from Epel. "Epel! No fighting on campus, or in general."

Cuts off fake Vil and Rook's conversation because who would let them talk? "Epel! Remember we chased down Rook who was heading to Styx, you lit his broom on fire. Remember saving me with your unique magic by stopping that blast from reaching me."

Hugs normal Epel.

(Hisses at fake Vil and Rook)

Says the phrase normally.

Alice finally gets to punch Vil in the face.

(Yeah! The fond smile!)

(Oh shit! Epel got Super Smash Bros invitation!)

... Rook looks kinda cute.

Whispers to Grim, "because this is what he originally looked like in his first year."

Confused, "what would he dream about that?"

What the heck am I listening to?

"Yeah, I can imagine."

"Rook, we're coming in." Her stomach drops at seeing the room.

"Seeing Vil in Royal Sword Academy's clothing is weird."

"Rook, do NOT grab me."

Saw Silver asleep, decided to sleep as well. (I'm going to guess Silver fell asleep from boredom)

"But how do we do that?"

"It's a surprise."

"I'll try to remember, but I don't know if I get the full choreography."

"He's starting to wake up."

Seeing Vil in the Royal Sword Academy uniform fully is more weirder than the poster.

(The angle of his eyebrows 😭)

Speed-walks down the steps to hold Rook's hands. "Glad to see you came back to us."

(Damn)

(Actually Grim, you would be surprised how precise Malleus is)

(Why does Rook's shock face look different/weird? I think it's because he normally face forward when he's shock but this time his face turned. It just looks off)

(I'm going to burn that hat and sunglasses)

(Someone, put Grim in the crown on the gate)

"We won't know if we don't check." "Grim!"

(I like Grim's paw is actually covering Sebek's mouth)

(Found the Mickey mouse!)

"People looking for studio 1."

Picks up Grim. "Don't have to be rude about it."

"Touch me and you'll lose that hand."

Turns Grim at Neige, flamethrower.

"Also, Grim, you're a bottomless pit. You have no room to talk."

Oof.

"But without sadness, you can't feel truly happy."

(I don't like that face, Neige, or that voice)

"But it's still possible to wake him."

"Damn, so this is if he succeeded in..."

(Is there a shadow Yuu and Grim?)

(Vil's yelp, I had to go back and play it again few times because I didn't expect it. I love you, Vil, but that yelp killed me)

(Vil vs his edgy Tumblr phase)

(Take a sip, bitch)

(The static I will always side-eye)

"What about me? I don't really have a dream to go back to."

They're getting along well.

#twisted wonderland #twst book 7 #twst chapter 7 #twisted wonderland book 7

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twstbrainrot · 2 years

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TWST sleepover HC's

(AN: I might post additional HC's later for this. Idk lmao. Full guest list was posted for Lore Purposes)

A pillow fight is inevitable. Who will start it? I have a few theories.

Adeuce. Someone is going to get beaten in Mariokart, and fighting words will be said. It is only a matter of time before the first pillow is thrown and the bloodbath ensues. Year-long grudges are about to be aired out in this showdown.

There will be a brief moment of peace where no one is screaming, running through the dorm, or making a scene. And this does not sit right with Floyd. He's been waiting for this. Whoever the poor sap is that is next to him when the whim hits, is his first victim of the evening. I hope it isn't Epel.

YOU. In the first two scenarios, Sebek and Silver are on high alert when the pillows start being thrown. No one is brave (or stupid) enough to approach him and his body guards. But not you. Oh, not you, the prefect who's been going on midnight walks alone with the princeling, gaining his trust. The time is now. Ever so innocently do you walk up to Malleus, a coy smile plastered on your face. "Tsunotaro, you've said that you aren't invited to many human gatherings. Would you like me to show you to one of the most common sleepover traditions?" Oh, poor sweet boy. He scarcely has time to nod in response to your question before you swing the pillow you were hiding behind your back. It collides with his face with a soft "Whump". Cue gasps from Sebek and Silver. He stares at you for a moment with a soft "o"... before chuckling light heartedly. Picture his birthday event card. His body guards don't have the opportunity to rush to his aid. Lilia strikes Sebek in the side of the head with his own pillow, giggling maniacally. His frenzied shout of "PILLOW FIGHT!" encourages the other students to launch into their own battles.

Lilia is the worst influence at a party that has both Ruggie and Ace in attendance. Truly impressive. He convinces Sebek and Silver to "let him take over watching the master." "You two are young and should let loose every once in a while :)" Then as soon as their guard is let down, he busts out the sharpies. No one can look Sebek in the eye the next morning. He doesn't find out about the betrayal until much later in the day, when he looks in the mirror and discovers he is donning a new pair of glasses and a grand mustachio.

Idia is spamming pogchamp emotes over discord every time he destroys someone at Smash Bros. I'm sorry. He is. Maybe you can change him.

Ruggie's pulling that prank where you carry someone out on an air mattress and push them into a lake. And I really really want it to be both Ace and Deuce, who are curled up next to each other in typical bromance behavior. They wake up in a tangle of limbs, drifting around Ramshackle's obscenely large outdoor fountain.

Jamil, Jack, Malleus, Trey, Riddle, and Ruggie are all capable of those luxurious golden brown marshmallows you can only dream of cooking to perfection. Kalim, Deuce, Epel, Silver, and Sebek might catch theirs on fire a little, but they're totally still good. Please help Ace, Grim, and Lilia. Please.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst #ace trappola #cater diamond #deuce spade #jack howl #trey clover #sebek zigvolt #silver #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #ruggie bucchi #epel felmier

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yandere-daydreams · 2 years

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I love how you just decided that Malleus sucks at sex, it’s a refreshing idea lol

Which of the twst boys do you think are actually good at it?

i think i'm going to do the twst boys who absolutely can fuck and the ones who just,,, cannot. if a character isn't included, assume they're overwhelmingly mediocre or completely unfuckable for reasons out of their own control (e.g. Ortho for being eight years old).

Can Fuck:

Trey - we've gone over this. dilf in progress. arms as thick as tree trunks. one of the three genuinely nice people in the entire school. dick appointments with him are the closest thing half of these students are getting to therapy and that's not great, but it's what we're working with.

Lilia - fucks like a man with three kids and 500 years of experience. he will beat your ass in smash bros after he rearranges your guts, but that's something you're just gonna have to take.

Jack - thinks of it as a form of exercise. it's just a workout with the homies, bro. don't worry about it.

Floyd - he's feral and i just know there's gotta be people who are into that. he's probably popular with Pomefiore students. they seem like freaks.

Kalim - i feel like a lot of people kinda write him off as someone who catches feelings super quickly, but it's actually the other way around. he's just so fun and sweet and considerate. he'll wine and dine you and organize an entire fucking parade. motherfucker has you asking 'what are we?' after one hook-up because he just makes you feel that loved. in reality, he's just kinda friendly and super nice and 99% of the students at NRC have never received any kind of affection in their entire lives.

Divus - pet-play is his brand. pet-play is his life. he can't even put the riding crop down for a full eight-hour school day. he better fuck because, if he doesn't, i'm going to have a lot of questions.

Can't Fuck:

Malleus - again, a well-reviewed specimen. genuinely doesn't think he's under any obligation to make his partner cum. that's a you problem and he couldn't be less interested.

Azul - will make you sign 74 different contracts before he even takes off his suit jacket. no one's ever made it past contract 32 and it's beginning to look like no one ever will.

Idia - you have to leave your room to get laid.

Jamil - he's just so, so mean. ask him if he wants to hook-up and he'll laugh in your face. flirt with him even a little and he'll literally just walk away. he'll roast your nudes with the kind of personal vengeance of someone who clearly derives his own personal worth from this. i also think he's the kind of guy who just gets,,, so clingy after being showed even the slight bit of sincere praise/affection, and the whiplash does him no favors.

Crowley - it takes him approximately three hours to remove the eyeshadow and bird accoutrement. if you're willing to wait, then congrats, but i cannot guarantee that you'll be rewarded for your patience.

#personal #anon ask #twisted wonderland

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