Yuuta used to be a lapdog,, so what if because he had lost his family once, now that he has a new owner, he became more possessive? Shy, embarrassed... but secretly possessive. Might take advantage of his appearance to get his owner's attention when he's jealous lol.

dnklfjkdsjfkls i promise i DO have a fic for him coming up but,,, in my hcs, yuuta's a former family dog (specific the puppy of a young girl who loved him very dearly) who was abandoned after the sudden death of his owner, tossed around shelters for a few years, and then adopted by the kind and oblivious you <3 he simultaneously sees you as his angel + savior + loving god and as something delicate and gentle that he now gets to protect from all the evil and cruelty in the word, both to repay you for taking him in and being so nice to him and so he can justify burying his cock in you as soon as his rut rolls around. it just so happens that he believes the best way to do that is to bite and growl at any human man who gets too close to you, then let his ears droop and eye go watery as soon as you scold him for it.

god he's so pathetic it's driving me insane fjdksfjskljklsj </3 </3 </3

sorry i think i'll stick to follow mysterious horses leading me into the water

what is a dick if not a horse pulling against its reigns and what is a pussy if not the lulling coercion that keeps you on its back even as its head dips below the water.

the social ostracization also just feels like a good general way of discerning between inhuman/nonhuman and monster. Being perceived as a monster, being treated as one - that otherness, y'know?

i do have a whole side-tangent about the otherness of monsters and how it relates to the the vice-grip monsterfucking has on queer people but,,, another day, perhaps. i will admit that the line does get a little blurry sometimes, but i think that social ostracization (re: how cool people would be with you bring your monster gf to the local coffee shop) is a key part to the sexiness of monsters in general. is it truly monsterfucking if you've never been told that the object of your affection wants to hurt you. is it truly monsterfucking if you can say in earnest that you never believed they might.

Excuse me I will follow my pussy, not my dick. /j

we will only truly be liberated from gender as an ideology when people view pussy and dick as two halves of a complete whole. items every person must possess independently of any other to live a complete and fulfilled life. the heart and the brain. courage and a cause. the sun and the moon. i believe i've made my point.

Orcs come under monster-fucking? You mentioned they need to be feared for that.

depends on the context! i think tend to depict orcs as more humanoid with behavior to match, so while i wouldn't say classic dnd orcs would count, i do think more monstrous lord of the ring and maybe dungeon meshi orcs might be able to make the cut. definitely a grey-area creature, or if it makes it more clear, a 'monster-fucking for straight people' type creature.

an addition.

I just saw someone describe fucking sukuna as monster fucking, and they aren’t wrong, but it feels so…wrong?? Like sukuna feels so tame??

i couldn't think of a way to answer this without going into this way too hard and spiraled a little so uh.... have a presentation. i worked hard on it so i hope this helps.

I read your monster-fucking presentation and my contrary little heart immediately asked, “Why’s the monster gotta be an outcast?  What if I’m the outcast in some sort of alien society or something?”  Then I realized – I’m the monster in that scenario, which was actually quite flattering?  Huge ego boost to be so hot a member of a species that’s not even generally into three-dimensional meat-beings still wants you specifically. Like, cannot be bothered to take a form the human brain can fully comprehend but still dtf.

YOU GET IT ANON!!!!

i generally don't think there's a big enough distinction between a monster and a non-human creature, mostly bc (in my correct opinion) there really does have to be like,,, something that actually makes the character a monster, i think? they don't have to necessarily be dangerous, but enough people have to think they're dangerous enough to treat them like, y'know,,,, a monster. it's the social ostracization that makes the monsters so sexy methinks. and the teeth.

May i ask how long did it take you to create that wonderful & helpful monsterfucking guide?

would you believe that i actually had it on hand T-T

by this logic would a traditional dnd drider count as monsterfucking

they’re otracized from elf society and have more fucky biology and behaviors bc spider but they’re usually drawn as hot men with spider lower half and vibes

a drider does absolutely count as a monster!!! i considered whether or not to add a slide on centaurs/mermaids/half-and-half species in general (which i might actually go an add on later), but i think as long as the majority of people would be terrified to see it at night in the woods, it monster-y enough to count. like,,, while i wouldn't normally count a centaur as a monster monster, i do think a centaur with fangs and antlers known for hunting down those who enter their territory for sport definitely does.

so pre-belle's intervention!Beast counts as monsterfcking but whatever post-intervention? he knows how to eat soup and keep his elbows off the table which is very hunam behavior.

also what about glasses and tea parties? do they disqualify a monster? i think mothman would look handsome with some glasses and an overcoat and then he bends me over in a library and tears apart the furniture.

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i think the beast would count as a monster at all stages of pre-transformation existence because he does in fact fulfill all three qualifications (physically nonhuman, behaviorally nonhuman, and socially ostracized) at the beginning of the movie and only changes with human intervention (aka: belle taking the time to meticulously teach him how to behave more humanly). i will admit that it is definitely more of a monster taming story than a pure monster romance, but a monster is still needed either way.

inanimate objects could count as monsters, but usually lack one of the three qualifications (ex: the dishware in beauty and the beast behaves in accordance to human social functions, whereas mimics usually lack sentience and therefore are disqualified entirely). there's an important distinction between a monster (distinctly nonhuman, socially ostracized, behaviorally nonhuman) and a creature (distantly nonhuman but able to adjust to human society with little to no ostracization), so while you could put clothes on mothman and take him to the library, he would unfortunately not be a monster unless people are screaming and running away and he's trying to eat the furniture. hope this helps with your mothman fucking decisions xoxo

I just saw someone describe fucking sukuna as monster fucking, and they aren’t wrong, but it feels so…wrong?? Like sukuna feels so tame??

i couldn't think of a way to answer this without going into this way too hard and spiraled a little so uh.... have a presentation. i worked hard on it so i hope this helps.

What doggy is my boy toge..also ino takuma

this better not be my new main for of content. anyway ask and ye shall receive or whatever.

toge: samoyed. there's a real twink energy radiating from this dog that i just can't put my finger on by acknowledge nonetheless.

ino: german shepard!!! a classic dog for a real Just Some Guy of a man!!! it's kind of basic but i think if you put aside the unfortunate things they've been associated with (c*ps) you will find that these dogs, too, are truly Just Some Guy.

Are you current on the Black Butler manga? This is not really a spoiler, more of an ominous warning, but I will soon be able to proudly proclaim Black Butler as my favorite sports anime, lol

i'm current with the manga but i am also tragically keeping a very calculated distance between myself and the current anime adaptation unfortunately T-T i have been scorned too many times and the sebasionciel tag is still far too common for me to do anything but read the manga, so alas, i fear that you will have to enjoy our historical noir detective/supernatural horror series briefly devolving into a sports anime for british baseball on your own </3

Omg you hit Havanese! Geto out of the park. My family has raised two of these dogs and I swear to God they're too smart for their own good. The girl would convince the golden retriever it wanted to go outside and as soon as you were opening the door run away and steal whatever she could off the coffee table while you were distracted. Her favorite was coffee. Also loved stealing your seat as soon as you got up and refusing to give it back. She was a princess and demanded to be treated as such. Bonus: the boy was a runt that was half the size it should have been and as a puppy dragged a lab down by the ear and dominated it. He could fit in your hand but this big lab ran every time it saw him

tbh i was caught between one of those very small toy dogs who all have matching superiority complexes bc it's a good match for his personality or a bulkier hunting dog bc,,,, yeah, but i think i choose right. small dogs can still be bulky but big dogs just cannot seem to judge people the way a toy poodle can.

Puppyboy Yuuji loves rent free in my head!!! Just him whining while he humps your leg and pathetically tries to take your clothes off with a pouty little face 🥺

he's just so NEEDY fjdkslfjkdslfj,,, i think that, as a former stray, he just has no shame and no idea what's socially acceptable when living with/around humans. he has no problem walking around completely nude with his hard, knotted cock out n' proud, doesn't think twice about asking you to take care of the problem you caused between his legs by petting him so gently and calling him a 'good boy', never hesitates to turn a perfectly platonic cuddling session into him pinning you to the bed while he ruts into your ass and pants into your neck and begs you for permission to dig his teeth into your neck,,,, jfkdljfksldj he's a good boy i promise, just poorly trained </3

The sheer ACCURACY of all your dog hcs has me literally rolling on the floor

let it not be said that i do not care for what i do. anyone doberman!nanami is now on the mind constantly unfortunately.

wait THATS yuuta? i dont actually know anything about jjk i just like your writing. i can see why u thought he was boring until imagining him as a dog. that sure is a Guy™️

omg that's actually a good picture of him too T-T T-T he looks a lot more,,, generic? ig? when he's initially introduced in jjk 0, but thankfully he's a lot more haggard by the time he shows up in the main series. his arc also very much centers around learning to 1) embrace his underlying homicidal tendencies via the power of friendship and 2) appreciate how hot and sexy his monster gf is, which does give him just a little more vest. he's pathetic i promise you just have to hang out for a while to get there.