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tasteslikehope · 1 year
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I never thought I’d fall in love with the idea of eating hearts (not that I’m going into that sort of fine-dining anytime soon).
I think the thought of keeping a part of lost loved one with you in such a concrete way is a pretty awesome thing.
Like imagine performing a spell and thinking “This is Grandma.”
It would really help with the grief process tbh.
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bobmckenzie · 7 days
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he is like a beautiful ouppy...
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sparklingchim · 1 year
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number 7; m | jjk
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pairing: jungkook x reader
word count: 3k
rating: 18+
genre: hockeyplayer!jungkook, richgirlie!oc, brother’s best friend, college!au
warnings: v jelly googie 😐, brat oc & brat tamer jk !! 🫢, mirror sex, overstimulation, possessiveness, squirting, dirty talk, marking, they love bickering, cum eating, spanks, jaykay's lowkey a simp <3, taking kinda? naughty pictures 😋, choking, tummy bulging, size kink, name calling
summary: pov: your jealous fuck buddy pounds you in his jersey.
a/n: i couldn't resist 👩🏻‍💻 m tew obsessed w him what can i say ✋🏼
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You don’t know how exactly this situation unfurled.
It just kind of happened.
One minute you were on your way to Jungkook’s shabby dorm, padding briskly across the dim campus to fetch your journal that you accidentally misplaced in his apartment – and the next, Jungkook is fucking you in front of his mirror while you are clad in nothing but his jersey.
The correlation between your initial ambition and your current circumstance is a tiny mix of fragmented thoughts in your mind as Jungkook unceasingly thrusts into you.
You just wanted your journal back.
But Jungkook gave you his dick instead.
His oversized jersey swallows your body. He has the soft material tightly bundled in his hand at your lower back.
“God, Jungkook.”
His cock stretches your cunt deliciously, rutting into you with full force.
Your palms are placed on Jungkook’s fully-body mirror, and you feel partly guilty for dirtying it with your fingerprints. But it’s not like either of you genuinely care about producing a mess the way Jungkook fiercely pounds into you from behind. You both are destined to create a mess when you’re together.
Your eyes meet in the mirror. “Look at yourself,” Jungkook rasps. His palm smooths over your clothed back, pulling your hair to the side to get a clearer view of the imprint.
Jeon Jungkook. 7.
Seeing you in in his jersey sprouted carnal desire in Jungkook, something plainly self-indulgent. It dwindled his freshly blossomed possessiveness from recent events but made his need for you grow even bigger.
“Such a filthy girl, aren’t you?” He returns your stare in the mirror, mussed bangs fluttering over his forehead.
“Harder, Jungkook,” you demand breathlessly.
“What’s the word?” You see his eyebrow twitch slightly in the mirror.
“Please - please fuck me harder, Jungkook.”
His hands are firmly anchored in your hips and he changes his lunges to sharper, rougher ones. Your heartbeat roars in your ears, legs trembling as his length is deeply sheathed inside, his tip kissing places that elicit the softest whines from you.
“You like this, don’t you?” His big hand snakes around your throat. “Like getting fucked like a slut?”
The pads of his fingers press into you and your eyes blur. Just the sight of his inked hand on your throat makes your pussy squeeze his cock, the giddiness flourishing everywhere, reaching your fingertips and bringing tears to your eyes.
“Pretty princess loves to get fucked like a slut, hm?” he whispers.
“Yes, yes I do – fuck.”
His hushed, dirty words kindle the tingle in your tummy and you fall apart beneath him, a sniffled moan scurrying past your lips.
A dark scoff hits the base of your neck. “That’s a good girl.” He plants the tiniest kiss on your shoulder, releasing your throat from his grip. “Always so good.”
Jungkook draws you into his arms, moving to his bed with you.
“On your back,” he instructs, pushing you down on his bed.
You get comfortable on his soft duvet, legs spread. Jungkook’s hand is braced at the back of your thigh. He eases his cock back into you, tongue darting out as your tight walls enclose him again.
He tugs the jersey up, staring at the way he vanishes between your velvety pussylips, your tummy bulging when he bottoms out. Jungkook moves leisurely, the way he moves his hips so sinful and practised, the thin curb chain in silver he is wearing dangles over your face.
“Pretty,” you chunter. You reach out and play with it a little as Jungkook places his palm on your tummy with a little pressure. “Mhmm, Jungkook.” Your toes curl in pleasure and he smirks, giving your knee a tiny peck. “You’re so big,” you slur.
“Your little pussy takes me so well,” he praises. His hand disappears under his jersey, and he palms your supple breast. Your tiny nub pops out when Jungkook pinches and plays with it.
You choke on a gasp. Your legs impulsively wrap around him to drag him closer.
“Mine.” Jungkook’s fierce eyes trail down your body. “All mine.”
A sprinkle of playfulness sets on your face. “You’re still jealous because of Chanyeol?”
A day has passed since the kiss cam made Chanyeol and you kiss. You weren’t able to see Jungkook after the game because his team went out for dinner after their win.
As usual Taehyung invited you, but you declined. The way your brother spoke to you with cold eyes was reason enough to stay home instead. Jungkook was following your little conversation from the back, his secret glances prickling your skin.
When Taehyung came back home, he didn’t waste a second to reprimand you. As soon as he stepped into the living room, he interrupted your Sims 4 gameplay, rudely disregarding the reality tv show that was blasting on tv, with his annoying nagging and unnecessary enquiries.
He even dared to ask is Chanyeol your boyfriend? And you wanted to answer yes just to annoy him.
But you also wanted to resume building a house for your Sims family and watch your reality tv show in peace, so you grimaced, a harsh no rolling off your tongue.
Jungkook’s tongue pokes his cheek. “ ‘m not,” he denies, thrusts turning keener.
“Sure you’re not.” The pad of your fingers trickle along his broad front. “Chanyeol-” His name leaves your mouth as a moan when Jungkook pounds into you deep, his cock reaching spots that make you breathless for a moment. “Chanyeol is a good kisser.”
“He can have your mouth.” Jungkook’s leans down, shadowy eyes staring straight into yours. You inhale shakily. “He can have a little kiss.” His tone is tinted with mockery, combined with a condescending undercurrent. “But your pussy,” – Jungkook lifts your chin with his thumb – “is mine.”
Your heart beats abnormally in your chest.
“Prove it.”
Jungkook is not in the least swayed by your provocation. He’s become used to it by now.
His brow twitches, the challenge twinkling in his eyes. Jungkook stops, his hand is on the curve of your hip, demanding you to flip over.
“Ass up.” He tugs your ass up in the air. His palm rests on the back of your head. “Face down.”
There’s nothing that makes you heart flutter more than sparking the fire in Jungkook.
He squeezes his cock between your plush pussylips. A forceful push of his hips coaxes a whiny moan from you.
“Prove it?” Jungkook ridicules you. “Fucking take it then.”
His hips clash against your body and you nuzzle your face deep into the pillow as a cry flies past your lips. Jungkook pounds you into his mattress, his fingers digging into the flesh of your ass.
He eyes keep wandering to his name printed on the jersey. Your tiny, stunning body swathed in what belongs to him. It reminds him that you want this just as badly as he does – that you keep coming back to him because you want to be with him as much as he wants to be with you. That you can’t get enough of his cock as he can’t from your pussy. That you keep this secret arrangement going because neither of you is ready to let go.
And Jungkook makes sure it remains that way by fucking you the way he knows you will inevitably cum around his cock.
“Always so naughty, so bratty,” he spits, striking your ass. “You wanna act like a brat?” He smacks you again, harder. “Then you’re getting fucked like one.”
Jungkook wears a frown on his face. The wet sounds of his cock ruining your pussy spurs him on. His skin slaps against yours, creating obscene sounds that are one of Jungkook’s favourites.
After wetting his thumb with his spit, he dips his pad into your other hole, just to tease a little. You wriggle beneath him, whiny sounds erupting from you.
“Let me tease,” he shushes, spitting on your puckered hole and circling his thumb over it. “Gonna fuck your ass the next time you behave like a fucking brat.”
“God,” you mutter into the pillow.
“You’d love that wouldn’t you?” Jungkook removes his finger just when you started relaxing, earning a prolonged whimper from you. “You’re not the only one who gets to tease, princess.” Jungkook feels your walls clamp together. He hisses at your tight pussy, swallowing his own desire to fill you up and focusing on you instead.
“G-gonna cum. Fuck – I’m so close.”
“That’s what I thought.” His voice is dripping in contempt, but that’s exactly what prompts you to reach your high like a whirlwind. “Moan my fucking name when you cum.”
“Jungkook.” You meekly whine his name, heavy puffs hit the pillow as the feeling in your tummy expands into your entire body.
“Good girl.” His saccharine lilt dispels your drowsiness, gently drawing you back to reality.
Jungkook withdraws his cock from your clenching walls. You complain in a sulky grumble at the loss.
You lift your head and crane your neck around.
His doe eyes shimmer in a way that you can’t quite pinpoint. Before you can ask him, Jungkook spreads your cheek apart with one hand, his other plunging two fingers inside your soft pussy.
Your head plops down again as a shrill squeak springs from your chest.
“I’m not done with you yet.” His fingers are fast, unyielding. “You’re gonna cum again for me.”
“Too much.”
“Yeah? Too much?” Mock sympathy bleeds from his voice. The pad of his fingers rub over your sensitive spot. “I know you can take it,” Jungkook says. “I know my pussy can take it.”
Your fingers claw at the pillow beneath your face, muffled mewls flying across your lips. He gets you to the point of losing yourself in another climax fast, his deft fingers know precisely how to move inside you, how to get your walls spasm around them as the feeling builds up in your tummy.
“Huh, princess?” His other hand delivers a teasing spank on your ass. “You’re gonna cum again, aren’t you? Always so greedy.”
You want to say no I’m not gonna cum, want to act bratty again just because, but your head answers his taunting question with little, desperate yeses like a mantra.
The muscles in your belly contract when everything in your body begins to tingle. You tremble, pussy pulsating from the sensitivity. It’s so intense your hands hurt from gripping the pillow for dear life. The sounds in the room are nasty, so wet. More prominent than usual.
You are frazzled, a quivering mess lying limply on his rustled sheets.
Jungkook’s fingers are still sheathed between your fluttering walls, but his movements have stopped. “Fuck, princess,” he says with wonder. “You squirted everywhere.”
Your perplexity wins over your need to catch your breath and you turn your head, blinking in confusion. “I did what?”
“Squirted,” he curtly repeats in a mumble, popping his fingers into his mouth to lick them clean.
It has happened before, just very rarely. But every time you have, Jungkook eyes sparkled in a lustful and dreamy way – like right now.
“Was that good, huh?” He ribs, lips curving up into a smirk.
With a tired sigh, your cheek meets the cushiony pillow. You mumble something incoherent.
Jungkook stoops down. His hand brushes over your hair, smoothing some flyaways that sprouted from your wriggling.
“Don’t underestimate me.” His voice is low, eliciting tingles on your skin, but the kiss he plants on your cheek is soft, feather light.
You smile, a little deliriously, a little awestruck.
You roll onto your back. “Where do you wanna cum?”
Jungkook sits on his heels, lazily stroking his cock. He ogles your body, tiny puffs bubbling from his mouth. Instinctively, your catch your lower lip with your teeth. Watching Jungkook pleasure himself, the view of his tatted hand in general, makes your fingertips itch in anticipation.
You exchange your hand with his while he still muses over his choices.
He gazes at you slack-jawed. “Face,” Jungkook utters between desperate moans.
You shake your head. It is tempting, considering Jungkook’s yearning eyes, but you don’t want to ruin your make-up. “I still have somewhere to go.”
A frown twists his features. “Where are you going? It’s late.”
“It’s not late,” you argue.
“It’s dark outside. I should bring you home.” His hand closes around yours, signalising to tighten your grasp on his cock. You do, pumping him with a little more pressure. The soft sounds from his lips that follow are like music to your ears.
“It’s just the stationary shop. Need to stock up on some things.”
“Stickers?” he questions, brows furrowed when your hand moves faster.
“Yeah. And my black gel pen too.”
“The 0.5 mm one?”
You giggle. “Yes, that one.”
You lean closer to add a little spit on his dick, but you can’t help but tease him a little. You glide your tongue over the underside of his cock, swirl around his flush tip and suck a little on it.
“Fuck,” he hisses. “Mouth feels so good.”
You continue with kitten licks, eyes casted upwards to catch every reaction. The visible muscles on Jungkook’s tummy strain as he nears his climax.
“Gonna cum,” he chokes out.
You draw back, pumping his cock as breathy, helpless moans escape Jungkook. Strings of white land on his defined abdomen and you watch him release with avid eyes.
“So much,” you mumble, flicking your finger through the mess on Jungkook’s glistening skin and sticking your cum covered pad into your mouth.
Gaspingly, Jungkook reaches for tissues on the bedside table. He cleans himself up before he orders you to lie down. He spreads your legs apart by pushing your thigh and tenderly cleans you as well.
He haphazardly tosses the dirty tissues back on his table.
“Wanna take a shower?” Jungkook mutters into the crook of your neck.
You throw your leg over his cinched waist. “I gotta go. The stationary shop will close soon.”
Jungkook pulls his jersey up, leaving a trail of kisses from your neck to your collarbones and down to your tits. He shortly teases your sensitive bud with his tongue before he presses a kiss below your boob. You feel him suck your skin between his puffy lips and utter a whiny complaint.
“No marks.” You lightly kick him with your heel on his ass.
Jungkook grouses against your skin. “No one’s gonna see it here.” He says affronted.
“I couldn’t wear the cute top I wanted today because of this.” You point to the faint purple mark beneath your collarbone.
“You look cuter in this anyway,” he retorts smoothly, giving your tit one last peck. “Should wear it more often.” He covers your body with his jersey again.
You grow shy beneath his stare, but you push him off your body and stand up. Jungkook fluffs the pillow and lets his back hit the mattress.
He has a cheeky smile plastered on his face. “You look so fucking sexy in my jersey.” His tongue swipes over his pink bottom lip. “Do a little twirl for me.” With his palm tucked under his head, he watches with relish as you spin.
You giggle mid-turn, a bubbly feeling swelling in your chest.
“Pretty.” Jungkook grabs his phone from the nightstand. “Lemme snap a pic.” He sits up.
You turn your back to him, and he gently pulls your hair to the side.
Jungkook has a vast collection of pictures of you from numerous nights spent in each other's bed. He takes joy in photography, and being Jungkook’s muse feels oddly fulfilling – but only on condition that your face is not visible in any of his snapshots.
You gasp when your feel Jungkook’s sneaky hand pull up his jersey and grab a handful of your ass. He chuckles at your reaction and takes quick pictures of the pretty ass in front of him.
“Yah,” you scold him, turning around again.
He flashes you the softest, dimpled smile and you are momentarily struck dumb by his effortless prettiness.
He grabs your hand and pulls you onto his lap. “Lemme come with you.”
You arrange his tangly bangs. “You know we can’t.” You’re very careful not to be seen with Jungkook. Rumours spread quickly here.
“No one will see us in the stationary store,” he insists.
“Why do you even wanna go there.” You quirk an eyebrow. “There’s nothing for you there.”
Jungkook shrugs indifferently, but you catch the corner of his lips lift faintly. “You’re there.”
“Stop playing,” you say, nudging his shoulder. But you can’t help the smile that forms on your face.
“Watchu doing tomorrow?”
“Shopping for a dress. Mum said I should dress nicely for the dinner with Minho and his parents.”
You don’t want your parents to come over for the weekend. And you certainly don’t want to have dinner with their friends, whose son they’re trying to set you up with.
“We won’t see each other then?” Jungkook asks, squeezing your bare thigh.
Your fingers find his necklace and you toy with it a little. “Probably.” You lean closer to catch his mouth in a kiss before you get up. “I’m gonna head out now.”
“Send me pics,” Jungkook tells you in his sweet voice.
“Huh?”
“In that dress you’re gonna buy. I wanna see you in it.”
You titter at his shamelessness. “Behave for once, Jungkook.”
Jungkook clicks his tongue. “Say that again and I’ll throw you over my lap.”
He knows exactly what he is doing. He sports a proud smile on his face, cocking his head in provocation.
You muse over it as you step into your panties. Your eyes land on your journal on Jungkook’s desk.
You’d like to stay, but the stationary store. You wanted to spend a cosy evening in your room, journaling with some new supplies to finish off the hectic day.
You remove Jungkook’s jersey from your body. His round eyes immediately land on your naked figure.
Mischievousness contorts your features. “Next time,” you promise.
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read pt 1 here if u haven't <3
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disneyprincemuke · 1 month
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hot laps * fem!driver
the fact of the matter is that she's got the reputation of being a reckless driver on the road, but they didn't know the extent until they had to join her for a hot lap around the track
pairings: bother figures x fem!driver, 4lyfers x fem!driver, macky
notes: hi i got bored at work and this is what i did instead of my dissertation
(series masterlist) | (📂 the sophomore year)
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-> max verstappen, #1
literally cannot stop screaming the entire time
he knew she was a reckless driver by some degree on the road
but not like this
she takes him on an extra lap and goes faster, almost clips the wall and almost loses the car
is kinda impressed that she recovered it somehow
stumbles out the car a sputtering mess at how hard she’d gone in the car
“remind me not to anger you”
-> logan sargeant, #2
unfortunately is used to his life being in grave danger at her hands
lowkey still has a heart attack even though he knew she’s been driving like this since he taught her how to drive a road car at 16
holds onto the handles for dear life
disappointed but not surprised
“i almost got murdered trying to do content with rocky”
-> lando norris, #4
is silent most of the time
wide eyed though
is kinda traumatised at how fast she was going
because she seems to be having a lot of fun
just walks away the minute she parks the car at the grid
"doesn't seem normal to be giggling and humming songs when you're driving at 200km/h"
-> alex albon, #23
a little impressed
not sure what logan’s deal is about her driving
her driving reminds him a lot of george’s recklessness behind a wheel
isn’t as bad as george so that’s a win to him
“she’s a close second to george on the list of people i wouldn’t let drive me around”
-> liam lawson, #30
cussing her entire bloodline the minute she accelerated
apologises for every time he’s angered and pissed her off
his eyes were closed half the time, only ever peeking through an eye every couple seconds
terrified for his life
“have you ever considered operating a rocketship instead of a race car”
-> mick schumacher, #47
kinda enjoys it actually
she’s driven his car on the road before
asks her for a second lap because he literally doesn’t have the time to go to an amusement park
she says no
says she'll do it if he pays her money and the rates are $5/km/h
“it’s like getting on a roller coaster except it’s not nearly as scary”
-> george russell, #63
screams half the time she’s driving
literally tries to be a backseat driver
could feel his stomach left behind at sharp turns and his lifespan decreasing
actually saw his life flash before his eyes
“i need to apologise to alex for my driving behaviour”
-> oscar piastri, #81
would rather be anywhere than in a moving car with her
tries everything in his power not to get in the car with her
is unfortunately dragged in by lando because “if i had to go through it, so do you”
“i’ve lived with her, i’ve BEEN through it”
doesn’t feel much during the lap
feels kinda nice actually
better driver than he remembers her to be
“perhaps my expectations were low, but you weren’t as bad as i remembered so good job”
— bonus
-> sebastian vettel, #5
doesn’t even blink
sits there and takes it
kind of wonders why he allowed himself to be the target of the socmed’s team
from a race car driver perspective: good, but as a human: it’s absolutely foul
jelly legs when he came out of the car
“whoever let you have a license should have a stern talking to”
-> matt cornett (boyfriend!)
is praying for his safety the minute she approached him with bright eyes and a hopeful smile that he’d join her for a hot lap
literally thinks she’s going to kill him
isn’t as bad as he thinks
still thinks the rate she went at was too fast for his personal preference
she shrugs and admits that she went slower than she did with everyone else she's taken
is offended and asks her to give him the same treatment
literally regrets it
“i literally thought i was going to die at your hands”
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fanficriter · 4 months
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I wanna request a Saiki x GNreader! 🌸 if possible!! That’s it hope u have a good day!
Dating Saiki K
Characters - Saiki Kusuo
Warnings - None!
Notes - I’m not sure if you meant to do this, but this request came thru like 10 times lol
Not proof read :3
Gender Neutral Reader
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- You guys are absolutely chillin all the time
- Doesn’t talk to you that much during school, he just wants to get through the day 😭
- But after school, your always walking home together, and end up at one of your houses
- When at said house, you’re both sprawled across the bed, legs entangled and SNOOZING
- Usually has you on his chest with an arm draped over you, or curled up on his side
- Very lazy cuddler
- Lowkey starts tweaking when he gets butterflies in his stomach bc he’s not used to feeling it
- “What is happening to me…? Did Kusuke mess with my antennas..??”
- SPEAKING OF KUSUKE !!!!
- Actually dreads whenever kusuke shows up when your around
- Kusuke is always flirting with you and saiki HATES IT
- Of course you just be ur lovely self and try to politely shut him down
- If (when) he does not take no for an answer, saiki will hold your waist, and make kusuke leave by any means necessary
- and i mean ANY means….
- His parents love you tho
- His mum is so excited to meet you
- Makes a whole dinner for you (i love her 😭)
- Saiki isn’t very good with words
- He’s an acts of service kinda guy 🤤
- You need help reaching something? He’s reaching up and grabbing it for you
- Need help with homework? He’s already done his AND yours before you could even pull it out of your bag
- Will also share his coffee jelly
- Not very big on PDA, but will occasionally link your pinkies as your walking
- He’ll hold your hand if ur lucky
- His friends are always crowded around you guys, so sometimes he’ll just drag you away to a quiet spot and sit in comfortable silence for a few minutes
- He loves you, he’ll try his best to let you know without words
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hyperfixationstati0n · 7 months
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When you know, you know
An: so… I got very carried away and didn’t realize I was taking so long to get to the romance stuff that I barely had any time for romance stuff!! so the promise is if you like this pretty please tell me and I’ll make a part two (also I wrote this in first person by accident and it was too late to change it and I kinda like it more) 
Pairing: Spencer x bookstore owner!reader
Content warnings: I tried to make it gender neutral but it could come across as more fem if you squint, lowkey slow burn, both Spencer and reader are socially awkward (but reader is more than Spencer), there is A swear
Word count: 1,106
Summary: When Spencer Reid walks into your bookstore, you’re stunned and speechless, yet also too afraid to talk to him. But fate brings people together in odd ways.
When I made the biggest decision of my life to drop most of my savings on a rundown shop at the edge of town, the regret was almost instant. The anxiety seeped down from my brain to deep in my body, settling in my bones before reaching my heart. As progress was made and it started to look like the bookshop of my dreams, the anxiety lessened, but not by much.
For the first few months, it was just me. There weren’t many customers, which I was fine with. Since I was the only one there, that meant I had to work the register. Every time someone walked in and I heard the little chime of the bell I had on the door, my knees started feeling like jelly. I got nervous talking to people.
So when I was finally able to hire some help, it was like the weight of the world had been lifted off my chest. I had two employees, one older woman who lived in the apartment building next door. Her name was Rose and she smelled like vanilla she always brought in baked goods. She helped me keep the store organized. Then there was Lennon, a 21-year-old college student who was looking to make some extra money before graduation. Lennon's whole existence was working the register. It worked. Our little trio soon caused the bookstore to grow. not by much, but at least now I was making more than I was spending.
About a year and a half into this endeavor was the first time he came in. I was restocking the fantasy section. The chime of the bell made my head turn-that’s when I was met with this feeling I could only describe as fate. He had these hazel eyes, golden curly hair, and such an awkward demeanor that it almost rivaled my own. I felt a tinge of pink cross my cheeks and I immediately turned my attention back to the copy of “The Lord of the Rings” lying in my hand. I put it back on the clean wooden shelf as I heard Lennon greet the man who had just walked in. As much as I tried to keep to myself and focus on my task, I was listening out for where he went in the store. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, he didn’t go down the fantasy aisle. I see his tall figure through the space in the books as he checks out and leaves. It felt like I had just had the wind knocked out of me just by him standing there, my heart rate a little elevated and a clear amount of blood rushing to my cheeks.
Lennon never let me live it down.
It only got worse over the next coming weeks, when this mystery man I was swooning over kept coming in. And I avoided him every time. I learned through Lennon (my little stalker) that his name was Spencer Reid. Spencer was always very kind to Rose whenever he was there, oftentimes humoring the old woman’s ramblings with some of his own. I mean, it was like he wanted me to fall for him. His presence made the once dusty and desolate bookstore more warm and lively than it had ever been.
But he never spoke to me.
Or I didn’t speak to him, rather. I was too scared I’d stumble over my own words and lose him before I even had him.
But like clockwork, with the chime of the bell, Spencer was in my store again. Only there was an issue. It was close to closing time, and I had let Lennon go home early that day as he had a nasty cold and I was too much of a germaphobe to approve of him being in the store. And not just that, Rose had gone home too because her daughter was visiting for the weekend. So there I was, standing at my least favorite place in the world, the cash register, making brief eye contact with the man I had been gushing over (but never actually talked to) for almost 3 months, completely alone. I was fucked.
He flashed me an awkward smile and a wave before going down the small science and math section we had. As soon as he was out of sight, I was frantically texting Lennon who told me to: 
“Grow some balls”
Good advice, actually. I waited, tapping my nails on the register as I debated going to see if he needed help with anything. But before I could even finish that thought, there he was, with a stack of maybe 4 or 5 books in his hand. How my mystery man went through books so fast, I didn’t know. But I wanted to know.
I smiled at him and started scanning one of the books-“Cosmos” by Carl Sagan. Then, I went for it. Months of pining and crushing had led up to this moment. 
“Did you find everything alright today?”
Well…at least I said something.
His eyes, one of the many things about him that entranced me, met mine. He nodded and smiled softly. I swear I could’ve died happy right then and there.
“Yeah…you guys have a great store here.” 
I smile and scan another book.
“Thank you! It’s-well, I’m the owner.” 
“Really? Wow-I didn’t know. I never usually see you when i come in.”
I smile more awkwardly as I scan another book from his stack.
“Yeah, yeah. Usually, I keep to the back. The register is not my thing.”
“Well, you’re doing great. With everything. Seriously, this is the best bookstore in town. I’m surprised you don’t get more customers.”
I blush more obviously than I would’ve liked. I scan the last book and start ringing him up. He pays in cash. 
“You’re very kind. I-we, love seeing you in here.”
Nice save. 
He takes his bag, full to the brim with books, and looks at me for a moment. Just looks. Suddenly I was very aware of how I looked, My jeans were a little too worn, my sweater had a small paint stain on it, and my hair slicked back into a bun as I hadn’t washed it yet. But his eyes were kind, not judging. My heart was beating and all of a sudden, I knew something. Something I couldn’t quite place my finger in. 
He gives a small wave, and I give one back, offering a quiet goodbye. 
But just as he’s about to leave, I hear a sentence that would haunt me forever.
“You should work the register more often instead of hiding behind the bookshelves.”
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If it’s not too much, can you do relationship HCs with the jjk men? Thank you Mun!!!
of course!!! thank you so much for the request!!! <3 I actually had something for this in the works for a hot minute haha. sooooooo without further do, here is:
jjk men misc relationship hc's!
starring: Yuta Okkotsu; Toge Inumaki; Megumi Fushiguro; Yuji Itadori; Noritoshi Kamo; Satoru Gojo; Suguru Geto; Kento Nanami; Toji Fushiguro; Naoya Zenin (I was nice to him this time); Choso Kamo; Ryomen Sukuna
cw: none! these are all completely SFW (maybe a touch suggestive like 2-3 times?)
Yuta Okkotsu:
sweetest softest bf ever
he is so nervous and shy for the first month or so :(
he is so cuddly tho!!
he's a sensitive guy :((
absolutely loves any sort of physical affection because it lets him know that you're here with him <3
LOVES hand holding sm
not particularly against pda, but he's not over the top about it y'know?
but like quick hugs every now and then, forehead kisses, hand holding, those are all on the table tho
he's VERY in love and has no problems showing it <3
he doesn't get super jealous easily, but if he does, then he has no issue coming up behind you and holding you, he'll say shit like "Oh hey, baby!" just like lots of petnames to make it clear that you're his
not much good at cooking, but if he sees you cooking/baking something, he's always right there asking you how he can help
if something's hard for you to mix, no worries! he's happy to take over!
(also he will always insist on doing the dishes for you after helping you make something, no matter how much you try to protest, he refuses to hear it)
(especially if you let him taste test!!!)
if you're the type to make jams or jellies, you better believe that he's out in the garden helping you pick the ingredients (I made some dandelion jelly awhile ago, can you guess who I had in mind the whole time?)
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Toge Inumaki:
alright say it with me y'all: A FUCKING MENACE!! (yes, even to you.. okay especially to you)
matter of fact, his favorite activity is fucking with you
I personally fully hc him as being able to play the guitar (stereotypical quiet kid thing, y'know?)
so I think that he'd absolutely learn love songs for you, even tho he can't sing the words to match the riffs :(
can't express his love for you through his words, so he relies heavily on physical affection and his actions
he has all of your likes/dislikes memorized, and you can bet that he always has some of your favorite snacks or drink in hand whenever he plans on seeing you
very observant with you
if you ever shiver once around him? he doesn't need his jacket anymore, you can wear it! (he will not let you give it back, even if he gets cold <3)
you probably have an entire drawer filled up with the little notes he gives you
they're either cute, or rude, or both
lots of "I love you, stupid" type stuff
anytime you leave for a mission without him he sends you with a whole ass letter about how much he loves you and how much he's gonna miss you :( <3
also this mf WILL steal your food
like straight from your hand
he's too cute to be mad at and he knows it 🙄
absolutely no problems with pda, he's maybe a bit shy with kissing in public cause he's a bit insecure about the markings by his mouth :((
that being said, he does get pretty insecure about that and his limited speech, so he does tend to get kinda jealous if someone's flirting with you
he'll just kinda come and straight up steal you away or just wrap himself around you
(lowkey if you try to make him jealous then uh.. you'll pay for it later, let's just say that)
oh but!! if you kiss the markings, he'll get very flustered and kinda turn to putty in your hands
also!!!!!!!!!! alsoooo!!!!!! this motherfucker will tickle you, and he shows NO mercy!!
(he is also very ticklish tho, but he is also very fast, so if you can catch him, be sure to get your revenge!!)
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Megumi Fushiguro:
sweet boy :(
he shows his affection quietly (he gets too flustered when he tries to actually verbalize his love for you, but he does try!)
like he remembers you mentioned what your favorite book series was when you were growing up, so he buys them for you as a surprise!
he sees the way your eyes linger on something when you drag him to the mall, suddenly it shows up in a cute gift bag in front of your door with no note the next day, hmmmmm, how strange, wonder who that could be from? 🤔
I feel like he's the type of guy who'd take you on a date to--
WAIT NAH HANG ON--
SURPRISE H I M WITH A DATE TO WALK DOGS AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER
I think he would really love it :(((
on the topic, if you're ever sad or having a bad day, he'll summon his demon dogs to cuddle with you and cheer you up! (it always works!!)
loves loves loveees it when you play with his hair
he plays with yours too, tbh I think he'd try to learn how to do braids in your hair if it's long enough
be warned tho, dating Megumi means you're subjected to extra teasing from Gojo
(psst, if you really wanna rile Megumi up, join in on the teasing)
does NOT like pda, but he's fine holding hands, especially if the street is busy (he doesn't wanna lose you)
oh but!! if you like pinch his shirt/jacket while you're walking behind him, it'll melt his fucking heart :(
if you tell him that it's because it makes you feel safer???????
he might just combust on the spot
he might kiss you on the forehead every now and then in public, namely if you're mostly alone (or at least far from the eyes of your classmates)
he gets jealous sorta easily cause he's pretty insecure, so if there's a guy trying to flirt with you, he will come up and grab your hand, or wrap his arm around you, probably glaring at the guy tbh
he doesn't say it all that often, so just know that when Megumi tells you that he loves you, he really really loves you, and he means it from the bottom of his heart <3
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Yuji Itadori:
SWEETEST!!!
GOLDEN RETRIEVER ENERGY TO THE MAX!!!!!!!
he literally is the sweetest himbo alive idc
that being said... Nobara was 100% right when she said he's no good with girls
when he was crushing on you, he fumbled over all of his words, often tripped over thin air, asked really stupid questions ("so you're a sorcerer, right?")
after being together for a bit he settles down though, he gets back to being his regular levels of dumb <3
he loves seeing you in his clothes too much, so he's always offering you his hoodies and shirts!
movie dates!!!!!!
also he loves to cook for you!! he loves it sm!!
cooking with you is even better!! :))
maybe sorta kinda really likes to show off how strong he is whenever you're around
like he'll pick you up and carry you around every single chance he gets
it doesn't matter what size you are, he can and will lift you like you weigh nothing (if you let him, of course!)
LOVES pda!!! doesn't care who's around, he'll give you kisses alllll over your face, hold your hands, hug you, etc!
if he does get jealous (very rare thing) he'll just kinda walk up and wrap his arms around you and rest his head on your shoulders, honestly he'd probably try and chat with the guy while making it very known that you're taken
he looovvveeesssssssss you tho!! says it very often!
he's scared that Sukuna will scare you off, but you don't actually mind him too much anymore
if you like talk back to Sukuna whenever the mf says shit to you (to Yuji's dismay) and like you give him sass? give the king of curses attitude?
ngl I think that would win Sukuna over, I think he'd be arlight with you if you do that, it'd interest him
Yuji cannot decide if that's better or worse
I wrote a whole thing about this that isn't finished yet, but I fully believe that if you're ever craving something, no matter what time it is, Yuji would immediately go get it for you, even if it's the middle of the night and he's just woken up
overall just 1000/10 goofy sweet himbo king, bestest boyfriend, lovestruck puppy dog <3
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Noritoshi Kamo:
VERY sweet as a boyfriend!
he's very shy and reserved at first when he realizes that he likes you
SO fucking formal when he confesses to you, it's almost funny (pls don't laugh tho, it took so much convincing himself to actually do this)
tbh I think he'd try to hide you from his clan for awhile because he doesn't want you to have to deal with THAT
he sure as hell doesn't wanna deal with it, so he doesn't wanna subject you to it either if he can help it
if you treat him like a person, like just some guy, I think he'd really like that a lot :(
like he's tired of having to be the heir to the clan, he doesn't want to have all of that responsibility all of the time, he wants to just be himself :(
so pls just treat him like he's Just Some Guy(TM)
I think he'd actually maybe let himself be kinda silly once he gets out of his own head, in his little safe space with you
his genuine laugh is so so so cute, you're the first person to hear it in such a really long time :')
does NOT do pda, not even hand holding, can't take the risk
in private tho?
ohhhh my god he is SO clingy!!
SO fucking clingy, he wants to be around you 24/7, wants you in his arms always
loves to kiss you, cuddle you, hold your hand, all of it
he's just... so touchstarved, so if it's in private then he literally wants to be touching you every single second <3
it took awhile, but he'll hold your hand in front of your classmates (not teachers, just classmates)
if you're all hanging out in the lounge or something then maybe he'll even put his arm around your shoulders on the couch or somethin <3
he DOES get jealous, but even still, the most he'd do is like talk to you and tell you that he needs something, just to steal you away from whoever it is
now...... you didn't hear this from me...............
he is extremely ticklish
might get kinda grumpy if you do tickle him tho (cuddles will make it better <3)
he's a guy who needs a lot of reassurance, but rest assured, this means that he's very open about communicating how he feels about you and how much he cares about and loves you
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Satoru Gojo:
you will never know peace ever again! (joking!! .....mostly)
you're treated like royalty, first of all
he's got more money than he knows what to do with, so his favorite thing ever is to spoil you!
you are also his favorite person to (lovingly) annoy <3
a fucking BASTARD who will PUT YOUR THINGS ON REALLY HIGH SHELVES BC HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T REACH AND WILL HAVE TO ASK FOR HIS HELP >:(
he's clingy as FUCK tho
doesn't care if it's in public or not, he has to be by your side at all times or he will die!! (jk but ya know, he's drama incarnate)
he has to make it known to everyone that you are his
he's got a very hot s/o and he's not afraid to show it :)
you ALWAYS have flowers, there's fresh ones every week (your favorite ones, or just ones that he sees that reminds him of you)
dating Satoru means that you get to see a side of him that nobody else gets to
you get to see the vulnerable side of him, the side that he hates
it takes a LONG time for him to open up to you about stuff, but once he does, he struggles to keep anything inside
ngl..... he has some MAJOR trust/abandonment issues after losing Geto, so he does need a good deal of reassurance once he does finally open up to you
also please for the love of god make sure he doesn't give himself diabetes with how much sugar he eats
he has the DUMBEST pet names for you tho
they range from stuff like "mochi; sweets; baby" to shit he knows you hate like "sugar bear; honey pie; sweetiepie" etc
surprising to absolutely no one, Mr. "Infinity is ALWAYS on" is EXTREMELY touchstarved
like the first few times he lets you really touch him, he shivers
ngl he might get kinda overwhelmed with it at first but before too long???
he's the type of guy to take the day off from work just to stay in bed cuddling with you all day cause omg he did not realize how much he loves feeling your skin on his :(
if he can't sleep in the same bed as you, then he simply does not sleep
he literally cannot sleep without touching you in some way
it's a problem
does he get jealous?? DOES HE GET JEALOUS???
ha! n-no..! obviously not, psshhhh, he's the strongest! why would he get jealous?!
nah but seriously he does get kinda jealous because of the abandonment issues, but he's mostly just possessive as fuck
someone's flirting with you? coooooool, let's see how long they keep it up after he comes up and makes it known that you're his
he really does love you tho <3
extravagant dates!!!!! anything you wanna do, consider it done, he'd do anything for you <3
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Suguru Geto:
we're gonna go ahead and pretend that he didn't go a lilll crazy and become a cult leader for this one :)
oh, this mad absolutely adores you, and you'll never have to question it <3
personally I just think that Suguru would be into plants?? like he's really educated about them
so he gets you flowers, but he knows the meanings behind the flowers, so he gets you like 9 red roses (9 roses = eternal love); honeysuckles (devotion + everlasting love); tulips (unconditional love); etc
he also gifts you misc houseplants, like he'll take a cutting from one of his own and gift it to you in a little pot that he painted himself once it takes root <3
he's also super artsy!! he's drawn you a couple times!! he'll also doodle on your skin if you let him <3
this man is SUCH a sap and I will STAND BY THAT
smooth as fuckkkk, he always has some poetic line to woo you with
he LOVES to do your hair!
he'll like actually help you find a haircare routine that works well for your specific hair type
gives you his old band tee's from his (emo days) teenage years if they'd fit you
he loves!!!!! to snuggle!!!!!!!!!!!!! :((
he doesn't really get jealous, this man is very confident in himself and he trusts you completely, but he is vaguely possessive but in a really cocky way???
like either he'll come up and be all lovey with you while trying to talk to the guy (but he's got this "they're mine, bet you wish you were me, huh?" type look in his eyes)
or, he'll just kinda give you this pointed look, one eyebrow slightly raised, and you just immediately understand that you've gotta go over to him now or you will pay for it later
pretty intimidating tbh, if anyone happens to see you with his arm around you, they're stayin' away
totally open to pda!! he honestly really enjoys it
alwayysssss wants to at LEAST be holding your hand in public
if you're someplace that's crowded then he keeps his arm around you the whole time
he may be a cunning, calculating, smug bastard of a man, but he is yours, and he loves you a whole lot <3
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Kento Nanami:
absolutely whipped
this man will always treat you like you're royalty, like he LIVES to make you happy <3
he does his best never to work overtime, he just always wants to get home to you asap!
that being said, he WILL take on a few extra shifts around special holidays or your birthday/anniversary just so that he can afford to get you something really nice and bring you out to a really nice restaurant :)
even if you tell him it's not necessary, he'll still do it, unless you tell him that you'd prefer more time with him than a gift, then he's happy to oblige (he will in fact still get you something and take you somewhere for dinner tho)
surprises you with flowers on his way home from work at least a couple times a month
COOKING DATES!!!!!!!!!
now I'm gonna throw in an unpopular opinion here.....
I..... do not think Nanami is a good cook
he is busy literally all the time, man loves good food, but he's never spent much time actually learning how to make it for himself
he loves trying tho!! so if you cook WITH him, he will fucking MELT
even if the food doesn't turn out quite right, it's safe to say that you both have a really great time regardless :))
you bring out a sillier side of him!! especially when baking, if you like smidge some flour or frosting on his nose, he WILL retaliate until you're both covered in a confectionary mess <3
usually he's very sleepy when he gets off work, so he really really really loves to cuddle :(
he just wants to lay with his head on your chest and let you play with his hair until he falls asleep <3
not HUGE on pda, but he will hold your hand everywhere you go if you want to, and he's not opposed to occasionally giving you a kiss on the cheek or forehead <3
if you're somewhere busy he'll keep his arm around you, he wants to keep you safe!!
he's..... hm..... I don't see Nanami as a jealous man. he's confident in himself, he trusts you completely, and he isn't one for making a show if someone's flirting with you really
if you get uncomfortable tho, then he will absolutely step in and put an end to it
now.. if you're TRYING to make him jealous, maybe giggling too much at what the guy says, thennnnn he's stepping in (and you'll be paying for it later babe, lemme fuckin' tell ya)
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Toji Fushiguro:
ahh, my favorite bastard man <3
now, canonically, Toji is actually a very sweet, devoted man when he's with someone that he really loves
and he does really love you!!
hear me out, this man exudes Cane Corso energy
looks mean, big, buff, dangerous to fuck with, and incredibly protective and affectionate to His Person (you, you are his person)
he doesn't have much to spend on fancy gifts, he can't afford flowers every other week, but he does his best
he's never one to care about rules, so he's absolutely the kind of guy to go like... steal flowers from displays, or from planters outside of businesses, and he'll give you a bouquet of those <3
"My baby wanted flowers, you're gettin' some fuckin' flowers"
he'd also actually try to save up his money to afford to give you nice things every now and then <3
he's not great at it, but he does like cooking with you
PERFECT man to have around if you're having trouble mixing something, he's happy to help!
he tolerates a LOT with you
seriously, who would ever believe that the big bad sorcerer killer himself doing a fucking face mask with his s/o because you asked him to?
KISS! HIS! SCARS!!!! HE! WILL! MELT!!!!!!!
he remembers exactly how you like your coffee/tea in the morning, and if he wakes up before you then he'll surprise you by bringing you a cup in bed <3
protective as FUCK
he's indifferent to pda, if you wanna be all over him in public, he's happy to let you and he'll gladly reciprocate it all
he won't often initiate it other than holding your hand tho
double whammy: jealous AND possessive
he trusts you, he does... but he's had a rough life, he kinda expects you to just up and leave at some point :(
if someone's flirting with you, he's VERY quick to wrap his arm around you, steal your breath away with a kiss, etc
he'll hit you with a "Hey there, doll" while giving the dude flirting with you the cockiest smirk
let's be fuckin real here, Toji is ridiculously intimidating, absolutely nobody is gonna make a move on you with him around
if someone tries to start shit with you, this man will not hesitate to start (and win) a fight
overall he really does try his best to be a great boyfriend to you, but he's been through SO MUCH so pls be patient with him while he learns how to love again :(
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Naoya Zenin:
for the sake of things we're gonna ignore the misogyny
he's sweet on you and you alone
pampers you SO much!!
you need something? he's on it, he'll send someone to get it for you asap
he really actually likes cuddling, but he will never admit to it
if you ask him to cuddle tho then I hope you're comfy, cause you ain't getting up til he decides he's had his fill of affection
now... would y'all believe me if I say that he really actually likes to be the little spoon in bed?
he's tired of having responsibilities, pls just hold him and play with his hair and tell him that you're proud of him :(
he is WHIPPED and he HATES IT
you like a certain scent?
surpriseeee, you now have an arsenal of candles/lotions/bath stuff in that scent
he's secretly a sleepyhead, wants to nap with you all the time
takes you on really fun dates actually!!!!
I feel like video game dates, or arcade dates, would be a big thing with him <3
you bring out a kinda goofy side in him, letting him act like the kid he never let himself be <3
this man has NO IDEA how to even cook an egg, but if you ask him to help you in the kitchen, he will
(after asking you why you want to cook in the first place, you have people for this you know-)
LOVES to kiss you!!
anywhere, anytime, if he wants to smooch you then you shall be smooched!!
ngl he is jealous cause try as he might, he is pretty insecure because his family is just SO struct, especially with him, so he just kinda never fully believes that he's good enough, like his confidence is majorly forced
so if someone's making him jealous, he has no shame about walking over and kissing you right then and there
not a lil peck either, he will kiss you with intent to send a message to this mf
he really does try to be good to you, he's trying very hard to unlearn his misogynistic ways for you <3
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Choso Kamo:
GOODEST GOOD BOY
absolute sweetheart, confused as fuck by a lot of modern shit but GOD he loves you :)
treats you like a fucking deity, this man worships the ground that you walk on!!
he's also a very very sensitive guy and gets moved by stuff pretty easily
ngl he's probably the type of guy to ask you why you're crying, and after you tell him (even if it's something small/silly) he'll hold you AND ALSO START CRYING CAUSE YOU'RE CRYING
let's you do makeup on him and paint his nails!!! (I mighttt be pushing my E-Boy Choso agenda here lmao)
he doesn't understand your fascination with his hair, but he practically purrs every time that you play with it
any type of affection you give him, he will reciprocate
like he LOVES affection sm
idk I have this very strong image of reader putting little flowers in his hair
Choso would be SOOO confused, but he will smile the whole time, and will do the same to your hair :)
baby boy is clingyyyyyyyy <3
ADORESSS affection, giving and receiving it, so he always always always wants to be holding you or kissing you or anything!!! just loves you!!!!!!
has no concept of being ashamed by pda, if anything you'd have to be the one stopping HIM cause he really does not see a problem with it??
very much a lovesick puppy dog
he'd definitely take mental notes of things that you do/don't like
alwayyyssss tries to surprise you with the stuff that he knows you do like!!
I can't see Choso as being the jealous type
I think if he saw you talking to a guy he didn't kow, he'd just get kinda concerned for your safety and come up and kiss you or wrap his arms around you y'know?
he's just really really protective over you <3
if it's something that he does know then he just kinda.. keeps an eye on things (especially if the person happens to be Gojo's slutty ass-)
overall he is 1000/10
he is trying his BEST and he is SO VERY DEVOTED TO YOU!!! <3
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Ryomen Sukuna:
hear me out here, yeah?
if he loves you, he LOVES you
even if he has no fucking concept of how to show it
like he's still gonna be a bastard to you, gonna tease you, give you a hard time for most things
but as the king of curses, he of course treats you as his queen <3
he really really really likes to kiss your hand :(
idk why I think this, but I can just see him like coming up and grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles, the back of your hand, just kinda kissing his way up your arm real slowly and sensually
makes eye contact while he does it, and there'd just be so much fondness behind his eyes, a degree of soft vulnerability that only you get to see :((
he's not really much for kissing your lips unless it's leading to uh... ya know
cheek kisses are much too soft, forehead kisses are alright, but his favorite way to just causally kiss you is to kiss your hands <3
he will almost never initiate cuddles, but if you do, he will never ever turn you down
he loves it when you sit on his lap while he's on his throne, he'll let you kiss him all over his face when you do
tbh he likes showing off to his followers that he has such a stunning s/o, he wants them to be jealous <3
(does that make you his trophy s/o?)
this man will MELT if you play with his hair!!!
he really likes listening to your heartbeat, it makes him feel so peaceful :(
he'll tolerate any pda you initiate, he has no reason to care what anyone thinks
after all, who the hell is gonna say anything to him? he'll kill anyone who dares make a comment
is he jealous? no, not at all
is he possessive? abso-fucking-lutely, possessive as FUCK
you are HIS, no other man has the right to so much as flirt with you
if he catches another man even looking at you wrong? he's tightening his grip on you and glaring at the poor soul
(that man is lucky Sukuna was in a good mood)
needless to say, you are the safest person alive, his man ain't ever letting ANYONE or anyTHING harm a single hair on your pretty lil head <3
there is not a single god in existence that could help the mf who tries
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WHATS THIS?! IT'S THE UNKNOWN—NO, IT'S ENGLAND WITH A BROOM GOING TO THE UNKNOWN!
poor mary just wanted to be with her dads and uncles and only got (1) jelly bean and (1) tiny cup of lemonade! at least wales is doing his best to make it good to her!
i lowkey kinda rushed this shitpost bc its a certified late night shitpost but this entire willy wonka experience is leaving me in stitches
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nitrokiraru · 4 months
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i finished listening to the takutowa drama cd! my thoughts/ig spoilers under the cut
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MAN IT WAS SOOOO CUTE N WHOLESOME exactly what i expected. it was a little shorter (? maybe the madatowa one just had more tracks) but the story was sweet about how taku came to terms with himself and the clinic and towa. including some screenshots from the translation credit to yukirayu (also if anybody doesn’t want their translations reposted/screenshotted just let me know and i’ll edit it out!)
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this. this was perfect. literally LOVED this towa completely taking advantage of this old man and his new muscles from getting out of fuckin PRISON. he’s so funny
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JEALOUS TOWA!!!!!!! HE APPEARS u already heard of old man jealous yandere taku in the vn now get ready for Him. i loved this i love them bickering like a literal married couple BUT WHEN TAKU SAID THAT IN THE FIRST IMAGE I WAS LIKE??? n then i realized oh nobody knows they be fuckin it kinda makes sense but i would’ve been mad/jealous too idk
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towa can lie all he want but i know he was jelly i can literally imagine what his facial expression was in this part. he’s such a lil tsundere i love him
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this was oddly adorable towa is just like “again :)” and then taku’s just like Huh?.. it gave dmmd bad end
something i realized abt n+c drama cds (or just the dmmd and surodame ones i’ve listened to) they always have some sort of conflict in the middle. like they LOVE the miscommunication trope
my only complaint is that i lowkey wanted it to be longer. i wish we had tracks of towa and taku just hanging around in their appt or something..like i feel like they’re just peak married couple vibes and they could’ve explored that a bit more besides the main plot
but anyways i loved it! i wanna buy the other ones now even though i’m not particularly big fans of the other ships. don’t get me wrong i like all ships there’s just certain ones that give me more brainworms than others
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t-a-k-a-k-o · 17 days
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omg hii girlie how's your day today?
My day wasn't too terrible, I am working on trying the jellies in posted so I can get a more descriptive flavor profile for some one, so I ate 2 with hours apart and all it said on my tracker was 6 cals and I was so vibin. I packaged up some of our sweet potato purée and had like a tablespoon of it and it was rly good, tracked it and it only said 15 cals and I was like feeling rly good, then it kinda went downhill? I was packaging up some chicken noodle soup and lowkey binged, so I purged (my reminder to DONT) and it was a rly rough one, like I haven't had a rough one like this in a couple years. I cleaned and organized our freezers (there's multiple bc one broke and some spare space in the chest freezer and it's just a mess [also our landlord is coming over to check out carbon monoxide sensors since our neighbors' went off and our house is not messy so I was cleaning there too]) so after I was exhausted and my sister comes home from work being pissy at me which made me feel kinda shitty esp since I was tired, I made dinner (miso soup with tofu, chicken stir fry, rice, asparagus, dragon fruit [if y'all want recipes for this lemme know ♡) whilst making dinner I was like on the verge of a panic attack and was super shaky (nearly cut off me fingie a few times) then as it got closer it went into a nice big one (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) from there it's not bad, I made some lunches for my sister and finished the project from earlier via the refrigeration, now i am laying down with a nice cool cup of water and a warm heat pack
That was a lot sry, also ur SOOOOO sweet for asking! Atm I'm taking a short break from schooling bc I'm doing a med change that totally sucks and I was dropped off the old one cold turkey so I have headaches often
U r so wonderful and sweet and kind and u deserve ur dream body, ur body (i.e. stomach) to not make weird noises (growling and being an embarrassment), and fasts to go quick and easy and if u r not opposed I would love hearing abt ur day too ♡
Oh! And ofc I scrolled on all these beautiful babes pages on this app, got some good thinspo if they let me (it's a personal photo ofc imma ask if they r ok for me to have)
Sorry again, u caught me on a day I actually did some shit besides rot
Love u babes ♡
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jungwnies · 1 year
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INITIATING SEXY TIME with STRAY KIDS
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syn ' skz reacting to yn initiating sexy time genre ' romance, fluff, headcanon req ' yes
word count ' ~0.4k warning ' kinda smutty & suggestive
notes ' honestly so glad to be writing again, hope this was good
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방찬 ♡ chris
is actually so chill with it
jokes around and is like "ooo so ur the dom today"
flirty af when you do this
he wants to try to be submissive
and it works for like 10 minutes
but then he takes control
you initiated it yea
but he took over 100%
리노 ♡ minho
lowkey...
lowkey he's into it..
he's pretty nonchalant in the beginning
but ur turning him on
like he's about to be bricked ong
like chan though
he's going to take over
창빈 ♡ changbin
he's kinda like
wtf ...
but he's also kinda like
ooo...
he enjoys it
lets you do ur thing
whatever that is...
he kinda laughs through the whole thing though
he's used to being the super horny one tbh
현진 ♡ hyunjin
so turned on
turned on literally immediately
he LOVES when you do this
when you take initiative
he loves a partner with no shame in their sexual games
u initiating always leads to the best sex
leaves ur legs like jelly for days
지성 ♡ jisung
HE LOVES IT
MORE THAT HYUNJIN
JISUNG IS A LITTLE MORE SHY TBH
HE HATES MAKING MOVES ON UN BC HES SCARED OF REJECTION
but when u make the first move
his heart literally goes boom
like...
it's a weakness for him
jisung LOVESSSS when u take the initiative ugh
피릭스 ♡ felix
it's nothing new
he's not surprised
but he always enjoys seeings what you've got up your sleeve this time
it's always been a 50/50 when it's who coming on to who
really enjoys when u come onto him though
he thinks ur so sexy fr
승민 ♡ seungmin
enjoys it sm
he loves when ur needy
or clingy
especially when ur practically begging for his cock
he loves that shit
i've got the hots for seungmin clearly...
정인 ♡ jeongin
he's kinda shocked ngl
he doesn't think it's weird or anything
he just thinks like ...
oh they're horny today
if ur horny he's horny
that's just how it is
he doesn't really care if u come onto him or not
he's shocked but he also is just like
okay lets fuck
laughs for sure though
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tihgnari · 2 years
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ꕤ 11. i met you that night
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a kamisato ayato social media au
summary — it was only recently you found out kamisato ayaka was, in fact, not an only child after all! seeing ayato for the first time gave you the severest case of the butterflies but according to ayaka, he’s off limits, especially to you as her most treasured friend. well, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt, right?
notes — nah but its kinda cute how much the reader panics and forgets to think and be rational.
🏷 i. @rinrinchin @nejibot @mich-cola @viiolettee @katsumikumo @kaz3yo @starryeyedkoko @xingqiusliegee @selenshinitai @boxdisappeared @lovelyycherries @ferumie @m1kotsu @love6cks @kiyowoir @luvvmeilin @blackberri-jelli @moonlightbqe @kazooms @tricethecharm @lynnforever @kaedear @xiaoisahawtie @crowbird @apotatouwu @xinii @euryrue​ @aequha​ @nuttytani @plinkuro @choco-rei @aixaingela @milesluvrrad @windasteriaa @cherrytomato2 @zannivrs @k4miyato @eishtar @wccycc @ceylestia @sweet-almonds @ayatobro @animewolflover278 @queenaveryrules @veyu002 @ittakestw0totango @ventis-dandelion @ventis-dandelion @adeptusx @x-xxiaos
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tf-boi · 8 months
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I was exploring the internet and then saw a meme where they say one of my random kinks is borderline on scat. Which is honestly kinda true.
The kink is personality excretion, where as someone's soul/mind is absorbed into something like jelly or slime and then is expelled through the body through the anus (though I've seen some come from the front end too). Sometimes they come out in the shape of dildos or onaholes or fleshlights. This leaves the physical body an empty shell until they reinsert the personality or put a replacement personality into the empty body. I don't know why but it lowkey gets me excited when I see art like that (though I hardly ever see any where men are the victim). Sometimes I wonder what would happen if my BF did that to me, though knowing him he'd probably pass my empty body and my new slime fleshlight body around to be used by a room full of guys before he puts me back into my body.
Point is, if you guys like that type of stuff or are curious about it, let me know and I'll maybe write a few stories on it haha ~
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yakultstanreblog · 6 days
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speaking of confusion why must our countries differ so much in our understandings of “jam” and “jelly” … after many years of confusion and research my understanding is that Americans have “jelly” which is kinda like jam but not with the actual fruit in it, pulp-less one could possibly say, but then Americans still have the concept of “jam” with the fruit in it.. in Australia we call ALL of the the above “jam” and this American concept of “jelly” is also sold here but just viewed in aus as a shit quality/artificial-like/lowkey fake/full of sugar/inexpensive/not as good for you version of jam and the equivalent to American’s “jam” here is just a better quality jam that costs more because it’s not artificial lol. BUT THEN we also have the concept of “jelly” but if you tell an australian let’s eat some jelly we think you are referring to what you call “jello” and jello here does not exist because it is called jelly which is why a lot of Australians are amused by the concept of peanut butter and jelly sandwich because as kids we think that you are putting the “jello” dessert in your sandwich when really you are using jam - not that we would do that anyway but it seems more realistic. we also commonly like to make frogs in ponds to eat at events with our jelly but that’s another story..anyways I just made it seem more confusing than it really is, oh well
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I just wanna say that I am BIG JELLY of how good you draw the tactical gear and weapons. ITS SO GOOD AND CLEAN!! you have mad talent!!
IT'S BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS AND WRIST PAIN ANON!! ✨✨✨
But yeahh it takes me 4-5 hours on the gears alone. BUT! I love drawing details like those, since it's kinda therapeutic and lowkey relaxing for me in some ways. I like to take my time with the gears and weapons.
Thank you!!
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uwu-scraptrappy · 4 months
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Vacuum flytrap anybody?
Let's design a SAW trap based on this one, why not
It'd be kinda like a mix of flammable jelly and pig vat, I'd imagine. Maybe you're stuck in a chamber that's rapidly filling with a tar like substance and to escape you have to crawl up the sides and out, but the sides are lined with razor wire. Lowkey this would be a fire trap idk how no one already made it 🔥🔥
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