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Wait, the monsterfucker is ACTUALLY the queen?
Reader x Sonia x Rauru
There's many things that run through your mind when something unexpected happens, like: "What did I do to deserve this?", "How do I fix this?", "Are my friends okay?" and "So the queen of this kingdom is ACTUALLY fucking a giant llama man?"
Wherein the reader experiences distress at the way this goddamn kingdom is arranged, Rauru and Sonia become simps and have to excuse themselves, and the reader gets to go off and fight their first enemy.
So, I shortened this chapter for ease of reading and whatnot, I've uploaded chap 1 and now this chap onto AO3 though! Please go to https://archiveofourown.org/works/47646451/chapters/120093241#workskin for the rest of the chapter!
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You’d been leading the horses down a downtrodden path for roughly an hour and a half, judging by the sun’s position, you breached a hill and finally saw Rauru, Sonia and Zelda, still a bit ahead of you, but you could catch up if you directed the horses into a gallop.
You had not tried a gallop yet.
The mare under you tossed her head, almost hitting you in the face, you could barely contain her as-is, trying to gallop would likely end up with you on your ass and the horse off in the Hebra region.
You were impatient, not having seen Zelda for a few hours as you'd gone off to capture the horses for her and the others to hopefully cut down on the travel time to Hyrule castle. But risking losing the horses you'd worked so hard to acquire wasn't worth the spared time.
You kept trotting until you were right behind the small group, then pulled back on the reigns ttho get the three horses to slow down into a walk.
The others didn’t even pause or look back, Sonia gently steering Zelda to the right of the path to let you pass, you did pass them, walking a few meters so they wouldn’t get hit by a stray hoof and pulled on the reigns, turning and stopping in the middle of the path, your horse’s hooves scraped impatiently against the sand, when you turned to the others, Rauru scowled, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Excuse me-”
“Y/n!” Zelda charged past the llama man, whose face lit up in recognition as he actually looked at you, Zelda rushed over to you, and you got off your horse and wrapped her in a hug.
“What have you been up to!?!” She held you by the shoulders, pushing away from you a bit to look at the three horses, Zelda’s horse stepped forward, nosing the blonde, and you laughed. The flaxen caramel horse you'd picked out for her nickered softly.
“I thought we could cut down travel time.” You smirked, Zelda looked entranced by the mare, you knew how quickly Zelda could get attached to an animal (her father never allowed pets) and gently shoved her toward the horse. It huffed loudly in her face, causing strands of hair to bounce around and into her eyes. Zelda let the steed approach her hand, gently petting its snout as she turned to you.
“That was so smart of you!” You preened a bit under the praise, gently untying Zelda’s new horse from your mare and handing the reins to her, she smiled, taking the reins before continuing to spoil the mare with pets and scraps of food she dug through her pockets for.
Ignoring Rauru, you set the gelding’s reins into Sonia’s hands, she looked up at the steed, it was very large, you understood her apprehension, but you smiled kindly to her.
“Don’t worry, he’s very polite.” You pat the beast on the snout, out of the corner of your eye, you saw Zelda’s new horse shove her lightly with it’s snout, Zelda laughed, nudging it back, seems they were making good friends.
Sonia approached the gelding curiously, petting his snout, you smiled a bit, but left quickly as soon as Rauru approached.
You helped Zelda into the saddle, got up on your own mare (she would need a name) and waited for Sonia and Rauru to do the same, they did choose share the horse in the end, Sonia in front with Rauru sitting behind her. She clicked her tongue and the steed moved, you kicked your horse’s side and she set off as well, Zelda beside you.
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“Your guard is.. Very stubborn.” Sonia noted as the horse the young woman rode upon tried to bite her once again, the steed that Sonia and Rauru rode calmed down quickly, and Zelda’s only hesitated a few times, when they had to cross a bridge and once when they had to go through a puddle, but the mare the knight rode was wild in a way that was concerning, every now and then, it’d attempt to gallop or trot when that wasn’t the set pace, and the knight had to contain the horse with their arms and legs alone, often veering off the path as the wild horse bucked and paced backward.
Despite having passed several more herds, even a town and a stable, she did not attempt to change horses, Zelda nodded, smiling softly. Like it was expected.
“Ah, well, yes. But I believe that they chose right, a horse must be strong-willed for a soldier to ride it, if they manage to tame it, it will trust them with its life, and they will be able to do the same for it.” She smiled lightly, and Rauru hummed, Sonia knew he was lightly annoyed with the two’s insistence that danger was around every corner, he took it personally, like they didn’t believe that he, as a king, could keep his people safe.
Later, Sonia and him could talk about it, she’d be able to soothe his worries and remind him these two probably never knew anything else than danger, it wasn’t a reflection on him. They were just.. Surviving, in the only way they knew how.
She did not stop him from speaking though, his low voice caused the knight to tense from where she rode ahead, still in earshot.
They hadn’t said anything in... A while, Sonia wondered if the knight was always this quiet, she noted that the rider was paying attention, every conversation, even as their eyes remained pinned on the horizon, scanning the surrounding forests and paths like something may jump out at any moment.
“Truthfully, Miss Zelda, there are no threats in Hyrule, you and your companion do not have to fear, or prepare for anything.” The young girl shook her head, a forced smile on her lips.
“Even I find that hard to believe, King Rauru, no offense, but where we come from… It hasn’t been safe in a long, long time. It is unthinkable to travel alone, and a death sentence to let your guard down.” The king sighed, but nodded, seemingly accepting the answer, although a bit reluctantly.
“I hope you will come to believe me with time.” Is all he offered.
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The ride was quite pleasant, all-in-all, it had been delightful and calm as you led the way over the downtrodden path, eyes set on the horizon. A beautiful forest sprawled to the right, the trees thinning out until it became an open valley that bordered a cliff, it wasn't extremely high, just leading down into another forest, but you were still wary of it.
Despite that, you were quite relaxed, closing your eyes and swaying with your horse's movement, the path was right at the forest's border, meaning the wind wasn't quite as harsh as out in the valley, and soft birdsong carried through the trees. It was an enjoyable ride with a soft ambience to which you could relax.
Or, you had been.
Your gaze cut right, horse halting with a whinny and a snort.
“Princess.” You murmured, eyes still fixed on the forest, you saw something move, a monster? No, you hadn’t seen any yet, and it wasn't the correct shape for any monster you'd expect to be here. only chuchus hung out in trees, and this wasn’t the best place for bokoblins to camp.. It seemed unlikely at all that it'd be a monster.
(It wasn’t because Sonia and Rauru said there were no monsters, and you found yourself believing them for some inconceivable reason. It wasn’t because of that.)
Then that left one thing.
Wildlife.
“Get back.” You hissed, low and focused, you couldn’t see if she nodded or not, but her horse slowly backed away from yours, putting some distance between whatever threat you saw and herself.
Your eyes remained on the treeline, searching, you thought you’d seen it, and it certainly seemed like it was spring in this world, but maybe you’d been wrong..
Rauru cleared his throat, his impatience clueing you in that a few minutes had already passed, you must be feeling paranoid.
Just as you turn to let your horse walk again, you see it, and it sees you, and you see it’s children as well.
“Fuck!” You yell, and your horse neighs, ears pinning back as the boar charges for you.
It might not be huge, but it certainly isn’t small, and those tusks could do some serious damage to your horse and to you.
It charges for you, and your horse, brand new as she is, spooks.
You weren’t focused on her, and for the first time today, she easily bucked you off, sending you soaring until you fall onto your shoulders with a crack, it takes you a few seconds too many to breathe again, that choked feeling that hadn’t left you since you had arrived here not allowing it. At least your head was tucked, or you’d have something much worse to worry about.
Your horse runs off, and the boar goes for you, you manage to slice it with your sword, narrowly avoiding it hitting you, it runs past you, turns, and with a scream, charges again.
It does bowl you over this time, you manage to give it another nasty cut though, enough to garner a shriek from it and for it to bolt back into the woods, your sword slick with blood.
“Lyra! Are you alright?” The princess’ shout came, and Sonia slipped from the saddle to approach you where you still lay in the dirt. Breaths rattling as you surveyed the scene, you horse running away.
You saw your horse’s form still running, panicked, scrambling, you get up, kicking away from Sonia and dropping your sword to follow the steed, afraid she may get hurt.
When you approached her, she reared and bolted again, you followed her, not wanting her to hurt herself in her panicked state.
Maybe little too late, she ran toward the edge of a cliff steep cliff that led down into some forestry, you bolted after her, calling for her, she’d certainly break something trying to make that jump, you heard Sonia and Zelda call for you.
No! Your mind hissed as the horse approached the cliff’s edge, you heard a shout as you took out your bow, hand reaching behind you to pull the cool finish of one of your arrows out, twirling it easily and expertly placing it in your bow.
A loud shout came, angry or confused, from Rauru, but your arrow already left your bowstring, pursuing your target.
Bullseye.
You heard gasps, but didn't see Sonia pause, Rauru looking horrified from where he sat on his own horse, mouth covered by one of his clawed hands, you didn’t spare them much thought as you ran to your steed.
The horse stood frozen in the plain, mid-run, you ran over, grabbing the frozen reigns and planting yourself in the grass. Out of the corner of your eyes, you saw the others, looking more closely to see the king and Queen looking puzzled and angry, you gave an apologetic smile, realising how it must’ve seemed, you shooting an arrow at the fleeing horse
It didn’t take long for the magic to break, and while the horse’s earlier momentum had been broken, she still tried to pull away, you pulled back, causing her to swing back to face you.
The horse huffed, loud and angry, but not panicked any more, and after a second, she stopped tugging, the reins were taut between you, but you felt safe enough to step forward.
She stepped back, her hoof clattering against the stone under you, she shook out her mane, taking in the scene, her eyes weren’t as blown out now.
You took another step, and she stayed still, enough for you to approach and pet her nose.
Her fur twitched in the way she did when bugs rested on her coat, alright, thank god.
“What was that?” Sonia questioned, approaching you as you returned to the others, you waited until Rauru was in earshot before you answered.
“An ice arrow, it froze her for just a moment, she should be fine, maybe a bit cold.” The horse huffed, following you with her head hung low, maybe exhausted or ashamed.
“Thank goodness, I was so worried when I saw you grab your bow, I’ve seen people using arrows to scare horses and direct them.. But it often goes wrong.” You nodded, gently picking up your blade from the soft grass, wiping it on a mossy tree before seathing it once more and climbing up on the blanket adorning your horse’s back before continuing with a sigh, you led the way, and with the newest adrenaline rush you just felt so, so tired.
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Eventually, the others stopped you to set up camp for the night, you helped them, cooked with some of the materials you’d scavenged and made sure Princess Zelda was comfortable.
You sat against the side of your horse, who lay flat, maybe just as tired as you after the day, you sat as tall as you could, surveying the surroundings, the moon had risen high above, you felt your eyes close several times, blinks growing longer and longer as your body tried to drag you to sleep.
“Burning the midnight oil?” The soft voice woke you. Your chin lifted, you met the gaze of Sonia.
Your ears twitched, she tilted her head at you when you did so, but didn’t comment, you sighed, glancing up at the sky.
“Someone needs to keep watch.” You replied, voice equally soft, she looked out on the empty plains, the soft sound of crickets and the grazing horses surrounding your little improvised camp.
“I… Know that Hyrule is safe.” She says, you feel a bit more tired, unwilling to have this argument again. “There are no monsters, no beasts who will attack us during the night, at most, a mischievous fox or pack of wolves may try to steal our rations.”
You want to argue her, to tell her it doesn’t matter what she thinks, that you need to keep the princess safe. But you're exhausted enough to allow her to continue.
“But, I do understand you are afraid, and that these are instincts you must’ve learned for a reason." You hummed, thankful that she seemed to be trying to understand, maybe she'd let you guard for the rest of the night undisturbed.
"But you will not be able to defend your princess while you are dead on your feet.” her voice is scolding but warm, you sigh, knowing she was right. Back when it was just you and Link, you’d switch halfway across the night, and at day, you'd pick up eachother's slack.
But you were the only warrior now. Rauru could certainly help slightly during the day, Rauru’s claws must do something for defense, but, you weren’t about to ask apparent royalty. You were alone, and solely responsible princess Zelda's safety.
“How about this; I’ll keep watch for you tonight, I can ask Rauru to take the reigns tomorrow, you are riding alone, so that’s not an option for you, and I think we still have a day or so of travel.” You nod, you’re tired enough not to question it, and you think Sonia is reliable enough, being a relative of Zelda already puts her in your good books.
If it was Rauru who offered, your answer would’ve likely been very different.
You lay down next to Zelda, keeping enough distance to be respectful (it wasn’t necessary, you’d cuddled with her many a night, but you weren’t sure what Sonia would think, or if Zelda would be okay doing that today, so you kept your distance.)
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You awoke to a tangle of limbs and blonde hair in your face.
It was very much like Zelda to grab you in your sleep, or maybe it had gone the other way around, still, you woke up warm and cozy, to sunshine on your face, a soft cool breeze and the scent of…
Food.
Your eyes opened, seeing both Sonia and Rauru sitting next to the fire and looking at your and Zelda's cuddle pile, you couldn't quite read their expression, too tired to bother anyway.
Stomach rumbling, you propped yourself up on your elbows, then your hands, spitting out some blonde hair and glancing at Sonia and Rauru, who were now bent over the fire and studying the food they made with a critical eye.
“Lyra?” Zelda asked, sitting up herself and stretching out, she yawned, and you yawned in turn, then Rauru did and you averted your eyes as every single one of his very sharp teeth was put on display.
“Hm.” You murmured, helping the princess up and stretching yourself, your bones cracked in complaint, and you bent your limbs as your heavy armor settled and shifted to fit properly again, apparently having gotten messed up in your sleep.
“Come, Rauru made breakfast.” Sonia called to you. You did come, sitting down next to Zelda, the man in question handed you your meal, you kept your eyes on his claws as he served another plate, then handed it to Zelda, making sure he didn't nick skin.
He settled back down, starting to eat his own meal.
Simmered fruit.
You began to eat, it was actually very well-made, you didn’t want to compliment him, but when Zelda told him the food was amazing, he smiled softly and you felt it impolite not to say anything.
“It’s fine.” You stated, succinct, Link would be proud. Rauru chuckled lightly, not hurt by your statement.
Zelda cut you a look, you shrugged, turning back to your meal. You waited patiently until everyone was done eating before cleaning up the camp.
Sonia looked tired, you were glad she had taken her watch seriously, but felt shame that you’d let the queen take watch for a soldier, your sleep-addled mind hadn’t noted how selfish that had been yesterday, but now you felt it full-force, you didn’t dare look her in the eye.
You had forgotten that your responsibility did not lie only with Zelda, but with the two royals as well. If they got hurt, you'd be in major trouble with the kingdom.
One knight for three royals.
How was that any fair?
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Rauru did navigate the roads for Sonia, who leaned back against his chest and gazed at the passing scenery.
You shot them a strange look, puzzled, you didn’t understand their relationship, he said he was king but… There hadn’t been a non-hylian king in like, ever.
Actually, there was a bylaw explicitly against it.
He caught your eye, brow raising, and you snapped your head to look forward again, ignoring him. You clicked your tongue and your horse settled into a trot instead, Rauru and Zelda changing pace to keep up.
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The castle crested over the hills, you sighed, relieved, letting Zelda overtake you so you were next to her, you weren’t there yet, it may be 2 hours until you’d arrive, Sonia was fast asleep against Rauru, your brow knitted together in guilt, still, you led the way in an even trot, making sure to keep an eye out for possible danger.
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The castle was different than what you recognized. You slowed your mare, she neighed, a bit upset, but listened either way, you let both Zelda and the royals overtake you, following them at a respectable distance, you weren’t their equal, best not act like it.
Rauru glanced at you, confused, but didn’t stop or beckon you over, so you remained where you were, following in the royals’ wake and looking at the soldiers (half naked, with wooden weapons) curiously, they, in turn, looked at you like you’d hung the moon and the stars, with your sleek armor and durable weapons, you felt like something exotic to be gawked at.
Great.
You scowled, straightening your features with a twitch of your ears, the king and queen went ahead through the gates, then Zelda, and you managed to get in before the doors gates closed and locked you out.
Both Rauru and Sonia dismount, you get off your own horse quickly to help Zelda off of her own steed, watching as the horses are quickly led away by some stablehands.
You follow a step behind Zelda as she’s quickly guided away by Sonia and Rauru, you hadn’t paid much attention to their plans aside from the necessary details, Zelda was a distant relative who came to visit, you were her personal guard.
You followed, ignoring the pinning gazes of servants and guards alike, at least you weren’t the only one, Zelda looked just as uncomfortable as you.
Just the two of us in this strange but familiar world.
#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#botw#botw reader#reader#Sonia x reader#Rauru x reader#Reader x Rauru x Sonia#Sonia x Rauru x Reader#polycule#these two are so in love with reader and reader is so NOT in love with them#it so funny <33#dw theyll get swooned by their ethereal beauty soon im just not that into “love at first sight” stuff#love is messy amiright#Sonia please top me <3#its on ao3 now <3#its on ao3
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have you drawn any zelda art before?
....maybe<3
tiny babies♡♡♡
#LOOK AT MY KIDS LOOK AT HOW SMALL N SQUISHY THEY R!!!! I NEED TO SQUEEZE THEM N PAT THEIR TINY HEADS N GIVE THEM MILK!!!!#ahem. anyways excuse the messy wip btw pls but hey its smthing to work w amiright#ty for the ask btw I love questions abt other fandoms im in🫂#cosmobrain asks#tloz#loz oot#zelink#my art<3
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you posted ab pacbo... and i was inspired so here i am with an offering. idk if you're even like super into poly morning crew but
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“Yeah sorry,” Pac said to Bagi who was tilting her head at him curiously. “I’d love to but I promised my bf I would hang out with him.”
Tubbo’s eyes furrowed in confusion. Fit hadn’t been around all day and Pac had told him he would be staying around Tubhaus. It was fine if he didn’t, he thought quite grumpily to himself.
Bagi teleported away with a woosh and Pac rejoined Tubbo at the chest he was looting through.
He tried not to let his voice become sour. “I didn’t know you were ditching me for Fit.”
Now Pac looked confused, tilting his head to study Tubbo’s face. “I’m not. What are you talking about?”
“You told Bagi that you were hanging out with your boyfriend?”
Pac’s face cleared and he grinned. “Oh! Not Fit. My other boyfriend.”
Tubbo stared at him. “Which is?”
“You,” Pac said with a laugh.
Long silence stretched between them. Tubbo blinked once and then twice. “I-” his jaw fell open as he tried to speak and he struggled to close it again. “Excuse me?” he said, his voice cracking. “You tell people I’m your boyfriend?”
Pac nodded. “That’s how I feel about you.”
Tubbo stared at him for another long moment before surging forward and grabbing his face to pull him into a messy kiss. Pac made a noise of pleasant surprise before wrapping his arms around Tubbo and allowing the man to kiss him senseless. Teeth tugging lightly on lips and the quick swipe of a tongue became a smooth rhythm between the two of them. Their hands were gentle but insistent and Tubbo was confused but pleased about how his world had turned on it’s head so quickly.
gay peopel amiright
im middle of the road with poly morning crew, you’d have to convince me it’s more in the range of canon for me to fully enjoy it, but I will interact because it’s not like I dislike it. I’m probably not the best person to send this too (I just don’t post this kinda stuff sob), but tis your writing and it deserves to be seen by the world. Pac does infact deserve to make out with Tubbo if he wishes, really Pac should get to make out with everyone he wants. I’m pro Pac getting whatever he wants in life, also pro Tubbo getting a few smooches.
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Just finished rereading The Phantom of the Opera and was crying near the end. I cannot believe I forgot how amazing this book is, and how much I LOVE Lerik. My middle school self is shaking rn. The book is chock-full of sticky notes and highlighted it's so messy but was worth it lol. #JusticeforLerik amiright.
#now i'm gonna go read another depressing love story#the phantom of the opera#phantom of the opera#poto#lerik#erik the phantom#christine daae#raoul de chagny#the persian#daroga#erik destler#erik poto#bookblr#classics#gothic#gothic literature#book academia#dark academia#romantic academia#classic
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Izar doodles!!!
Doodle compilation of my noblesse oc from my Millennium AU, Izar Siriana! After Zarga died without an heir, Izar was born from the air and earth of Lukedonia as the new Siriana heir. Izar is a massive astronomy & mathematics enthusiast, and a giant nerd in general lol.
For my entire nextgen lineup, please refer to my pinned post! Now onto the drawings…
1) Izar portrait!!!! I love painting my beloved nerd boi. His hair is messy because he almost never pays attention to it, and you can almost always find crumbs and… partially eaten snacks poking out from it. Ehhh. If you point it out to him he’ll just say ooh its a nice surprise, he can eat it later on, meanwhile it can keep sitting there haha so convenient amiright. (Plz dont) And… he’s always smiling. Happy boi. Probably thinking about building his 1628th telescope right now. Also his glasses are totally fake and he just wears them because he thinks they complete the “scientist” aesthetic. Humans sure are trendy aren’t they?
2) Izar is a HUGE junk food lover. Chips, cookies, soda, cheap powdery coffee, anything that’s junk by human standards really. Especially the coffee part. He drinks it not because he needs it but because human scientists do that. It’s fashionable!! If only he could get his hands on Luzia’s eyeshadow, he would’ve given himself dark eye circles lol. Anyways he’s always snacking on something, and shares his snacks with his extremely smart pet ferret & lab assistant Charles. Charles can understand everything he says and often fetches his stuff for him. ps Izar sometimes forgets to clean his hands especially his fingers after a snack session. Consequently his books and notes often have greasy fingerprints on then haha.
3) Izar is basically a neet but he does hang out with his friends sometimes!! He’s very good friends with Ludis’ daughter and the Mergas heir, Susanna. These two have a lot to bond over. Susa is also the one who supplies Izar’s massive, ever-growing pantry. For a super snack enthusiast like him, his snack-eating speed is actually inferior to Susa’s snack-supplying speed. Oh, what will he do without Susa haha. He always looks forward to deliveries from her household. Some random Mergas clan member tasked with delivery will be knocking on Izar’s lab and he’d be at the door in an instant. “Excuse me, Izar-nim? Susanna-nim asked me to deliver—” “YESYESYES IT’S ME!!!” And Susa, while she doesn’t entirely understand the topics to a complex level, loves to listen to Izar’s mini lessons on space and stars. They have great synergy lol.
4) just cute chibi Izar sitting on a planet lol. He loves everything space related. Precious boi and his hobby needs to be protected at all costs.
5) Izar has a massive crush on Jia. Jia has no interest in “meteor-whats” or those “fancy rocks” but she joke-promises Izar that she would help him collect these “rocks” and bring them to him if he can provide her with a satisfying spar. Girl just loves her exercise. Izar is a neet but his fighting skills are no joke so they spar, to both of their surprise Jia is happy and keeps her promise. Her bringing him meteorites makes his inner nerd explode with joy. Their casual back and forths with the spars and meteorite deliveries extends over the years and Izar falls for Jia. Jia really just loves to fight though. Izar hasn’t confessed his feelings yet, but if he does it’ll be a straight-on marriage proposal with a six pack soda. Ehhh maybe thats jumping too far ahead at once. If he does he should bring a grill lol, girl doesn’t like sweet stuff. Jia doesn’t know he likes her.
6) While Izar likes Jia, Kaelestis Blerster, son of Karias and Rael, likes Izar. Izar doesn’t know Kaekae likes him. It all started out when Kaekae became a regular at Izzy’s lab (the lab is always open to any guests he just almost never gets any lol) to get a breather from the uptight life he usually lives. Parenting Karias (yes, not the other way around) is always… sigh, difficult. In Izzy’s lab is where Kaekae truly feels at ease. Listing to Izzy ramble about space and formulas, snacking on junk, being handed plushies and toys… Kaekae feels like he’s being taken care of. It’s really refreshing. It’s his safe space, he finally found it; it was right there in Izzy’s lab all along. That’s how he falls for the giant nerd boi. He knows Izzy likes Jia, so he doesn’t confess his feelings… yet. Though he should. For right now, they’ll just be best friends… yep, that’s enough right…?
7. Susa is even more entertained once she finds out about her peers’ crushes. Oh ho their love lives are gonna be a ride. So entertaining. Meanwhile her brother and parents wonder why she’s snickering to herself. You won’t get it even if she explains, trust me.
#noblesse#manhwa#myart#oc#ocs#original character#izar siriana#susanna mergas#jia ru#ludis mergas#rozaria elenor#millennium au
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For your princess Luz AU, I hope it’s okay if I ask you two things!!
I’ve been curious on which role, if any, the collector would play here. Imo I’d guess Belos got rid of him (probably yeeted him off a cliff too) pretty much immediately after he decided not to go through with the day of unity but like, would Luz ever stumble upon him? And as a child agent of chaos who’s probably also genuinely mad at Belos, might jump at the opportunity to help Luz dismantle the empire in every way possible. But he’s also a GOD and extremely powerful and someone Belos used so what in the world would the collector make of her, and her of him?
Also, another question, going with Lumity as endgame, how would you see Amity growing closer to Luz knowing she never went through the canon character development? Like, that girl is utterly traumatized and wants NOTHING to do with Luz’s convoluted political shenanigans ™ which kind of just means anything related to her personal life (empress life amiright fellas). And, she’s also unwillingly getting involved BECAUSE she’s like no pls leave me alone and Luz’s like omfg she’s trustworthy and honest and someone my age who isn’t Hunter???? While Amity just wants to stick to Lilith and get maybe one or two motherly smiles. And Luz opening up to Amity by throwing random things out in the open or starting a conversation sometimes would just freak her out more, in a NO STOP way. Would it come through Lilith then? Maybe through Lilith talking to Amity about the Eda/Luz interactions?? I can’t wrap my head around how the heck these two will eventually grow closer and I LOVE IT
GOD these are SUCH GOOD QUESTIONS. both of which deserve full-length fic but since i'm never sure how much energy or inspiration i'll have, i will tell u what i know for now!
the collector actually played a role in my original outline for the luz POV fic -- in that storyline, he was the one who told luz that the grimwalkers don't "break" by themselves, that belos just gets mad and breaks them himself and then fixes them. because the collector does not understand that all of the grimwalkers are different. i ended up scrapping that because i wanted to play more with the horror of luz's growing isolation & her putting two-and-two together herself... i had an ao3 commenter suggest that maybe belos never FOUND the collector in this timeline, since elsewhere and elsewhen couldn't have happened. i definitely haven't thought about a branched-off no-time-travel canon divergence to worldbuild properly around that, but it's a possibility. at the same time i AM compelled by luz meeting the collector and having this extremely complicated "to free or not to free" dilemma -- if i bring him into the storyline, i want to be able to do him justice, you know?
as for amity.... god i'd need to write a Much slower-burn fic to work out the precise details of exactly how and why and when amity starts warming up to luz. but i think you're spot-on in that it happens through other people more often than through luz herself. i'm really compelled by the concept of amity and luz having this complex mutual attraction and these complex shared secrets and messy power dynamics prior to luz being able to cede more of her power.... there's something SO delicious to me about amity being terrified of catching luz's attention while also wanting her while also having no idea what that means, and luz being so careful about not abusing her power and so sick with guilt and so worried that she's overstepping while also being so starved for any honest connection..... whuff.
i don't think that amity will Eternally be as mistrustful of luz as she is in the immediate aftermath of belos's death. she has a lot going on stress-wise and has funneled that into projecting ill intent & danger onto luz. as time goes by and she becomes more confident that lilith is safe and that luz herself actually intends to keep her promises, and that luz really Doesn't have any interest in framing amity or ruining her life.... there'll be more of a sense of understanding. granted, still with the trappings of the political situation, amity's worries about autonomy aren't going away anytime soon & neither are luz's worries about abusing her power. but it won't always be this Fraught, if that makes sense.
in addition to taking cues from lilith, i think the other biggest factor is actually hunter. amity TRULY believes at this point that she doesn't care about him, because he's mostly just been a nightmare pain in her ass, but like.... she does. she Really does. around 80% of her fear of luz is wrapped up in what she sees in hunter and how she thinks he's being hurt/mistreated/exploited. amity has enough insight to guess that something is deeply wrong with hunter + with his relationship to luz, but she Doesn't have enough context to know WHY that is. it's way more belos's fault than it's ever been luz's. she doesn't understand that luz loves hunter for his own sake and considers him irreplaceable (she cannot stop assigning values to people based on power & assumes that everyone else does the same thing). so luz's anxiety and grief and clinginess read to her as possessiveness, control, entitlement.
i think that amity's view of luz will Drastically change once she realizes how genuinely luz loves hunter and wants him safe/happy/taken care of. that recontextualizes pretty much all of the scariest things that luz has ever done.
in the meantime, though, it's definitely in luz's best interests to back off. and i think that she does know that. she's not always great at reading social cues but she IS smart enough to figure out that amity is scared. when reassuring amity and extending an olive branch just makes amity shut down, luz will be like yeah, okay. i don't want to force you to spend time with me any more than i want to force hunter to spend time with me. you can hate me forever i'm fucked up and evil. just keep giving a shit about my hunter. ok??
#replies#long post#i havent reread this bc it is such a long stream of consciousness so. i hope it's. coherent.#toh#princess luz AU#lumity#amity blight#shitty idiot repression gang
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So many thoughts about Laudna’s mental state in the last episode.
In a meta sense, i’m mostly happy that a lot of people are catching up on her being SO dismissive of her issues. Her truly truly f-ed up issues beyond her control. Believe me, when i see those big metas from massive blogs implying that Laudna is somehow a mastermind that went into her warlock pact willingly, and that she’s been lying all this time for some nefarious reason… part of my soul dies a little. But hey, it wouldn’t be a Marisha Character™ without people taking her work in the worst possible light amiright
In the sense of her character, i’m a bit terrified ngl (this is improv, things can go sideways in a breeze) but also a lot hopeful that her future talk with Imogen may put her on the road to betterment. For both of them hopefully.
If they arrive at the conclusion that this “thing” going on between them is not just about Laudna projecting past trauma, or Imogen retreating into herself at any sign of trouble…
If they understand they have a lot of work to do on themselves, and that if they falter or fall, they can absolutely rely on each other, with all this beautiful messy love they feel for one another…
Oh, the possibilities ahead…
#cr3#critical role#Laudna#Imogen#still iffy about going all in on the ship#mostly bcause i know that both marisha and laura went trough a loooot of bs in the past campaign for their romantic choices#so it would not surprise me if they decided to not do it this time#or do it super lowkey#but if somehow they decide hell yeah lets go for it??? oh boy im going to be... happy
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rereading yet again and it's great being a hollow people bee because like they're such team moms. Yang and blake are so in love and domestic but they're like functionally messy but they pull together so well when it comes to supporting Ruby and Weiss and everyone. it's the parents from Bluey. the entire concert arc is giving me cavities, i literally have to get up and pace around the house multiple times to stop being goofy about these two. my brother is judging me for this i swear i'm trying so hard to be very normal them
crazy how much having the characters behave and interact like actual people who care about each other does for a story amiright
#anon#unofficial adam answers#hollow people reviews#sounds like your brother should read hollow people lol#glad you're enjoying their characterizations!#and that you liked the concert. some people didn't vibe with it because it wasn't advancing the main plot#not in an obvious way at least#but it was important for establishing relationships and destabilizing Jacques's political ambitions#plus...having Blake and Weiss y'know actually do something in Racism Kingdom
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anyways, here is the fanfiction au i was talking about with @/irummna. it’s kinda messy and it’s a pretty old au but i like it!
fanfiction au (it has different names but let’s call it that)
-y/n (or i guess me but in this we call them y/n) goes to ninjago. basically becomes besties with the ninjas for a year or so. also y/n and lloyd start dating. kind of unrelated but my s/i for ninjago, had all the ninja’s powers + teleportion + mind reading (being an empath) + telling the future (saw other episodes). strangely straight, brown hair in a ponytail and a striped gray and teal outfit. not my best design choice i’d say.
-y/n decides to *drumroll* explore other universes (they got bored of ninjago lmao). yay! so they remove everyone’s memory of them expect lloyd since i guess they still loved lloyd. anyways, they explore a ton of universes/other fandoms. they end up in fnaf. very cool, amiright? they stay in fnaf blah blah, maybe traveling to other universes. lloyd goes pretty crazy during this time. he figures out he’s not real and he’s basically being controlled. lloyd tries to tell his friends but obviously, they don’t listen. he eventually decides to go hunt after y/n
-months pass. y/n catches a glimpse of lloyd but brushes it off. but they keep it in mind. lloyd realizes how much y/n has changed and gets very upset about it. lloyd sends y/n a message with the phone they used to keep track of all the universes. the message basically declared war. he gives y/n 1-2 months to get an army and meet him at this giant ass hill field thing.
-during this time, lloyd tries to take kai’s (don’t ask why it was kai, there isn’t rlly a reason lmao) soul and put it into this robot thing called c/n (stands for crush name. he’s supposed to be an overpowered ideal romantic partner or something). kai basically dies and half of his soul goes into c/n so, c/n is technically alive now. lloyd also makes another robot called b/f/n (best friend’s name) who is an ideal best friend but you can call her carmen.
-it’s war time baby. they have a giant fight, lasts quite awhile. it gets pretty emotional. lloyd ends up winning. he wipes y/n’s memory and everyone else’s. takes y/n and keeps them in a house which they can’t leave. c/n and b/f/n basically become lloyd’s minions. y/n stumbles upon b/f/n and gets their memory back and so does everyone else. c/n, b/f/n, and y/n all decide to escape and run to back to the one and only, michael afton! (there was an au that i had where it was michael’s soul in c/n but that’s not canon to this au).
-anyways michael is like “omg ur alive??? yeah i remember. i don’t trust these guys grrrr.” lloyd goes awhile without realizing. then y/n and their friends have to run around other universes. they escape for awhile. lloyd figures out how to call them and calls c/n and b/f/n and asks them to gather everyone involved in this au.
-everyone is gathered and thrown into a really giant arcade-type place. lloyd does a henry emily type speech and burns the place down. after he burns it, y/n is destroyed and all the fictional characters forget everything and go back to their source/media. lloyd also forgets but always feels off and just weird.
#fanfiction au#anyways i did this instead of doing what i was supposed to be doing but it’s fine lmao#i hope this made sense too#there’s also another au with sammy and a more uhm fanon fnaf au but that one’s embarrassing#i hope the link works lmao
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SKELETON CHARACTER: THE SOUNDMAKER
OVERVIEW -
Pump, pump, pump it up! There’s nothing truly like the feeling of vibrato in your bones as a crowd goes wild over your own music vibe. This muse is hooked on the high and to say they love their job is an understatement. What started as a hobby making tunes in their mom’s garage on TikTok landed them in Manhattan’s hottest nightclub, living out their dream of bringing music to the ears of dancers, and feeling the melody bring the crowd together. There’s something intimate about hearing a crowd scream into the bass drop, and this muse is having the time of their life. Complaints are far and few between — consider them an optimist. Not even. The glass isn’t just half full, it’s the best glass that was ever made! They’re a free spirit. Always have been. The world can’t get them down. Not their boss, not their shitty roommates, not their coworkers, and not that one patron who comes up to them every friday to tell them how much their music sucks... but still keeps coming back every week. Haters will hate. This muse is on cloud nine, and when the beat drops, everyone else is too.
DEMOGRAPHICS & DIVERSITY -
Muse Age + Gender: 20s + UTP
Muse Occupation: DJ at The HYDRA Nightclub
Suggested Faceclaims: Ruby Rose, Jesse James Keitel, Theo Germaine, UTP
Diversity: Must be trans or gender non-conforming
CONNECTIONS -
THE CLUB PROMOTER: To promote the best club, someone’s gotta make it the best club first. This muse and the Club Promoter go hand-in-hand, arm-in-arm. They’re what makes this place the best in the borough, and they both know it. They feel unstoppable together, and they couldn’t ask for a better coworker. When shit comes up, they take care of it, and even more so—lend a shoulder to rant to. Smoke breaks and after-shift hangouts make for a great friendship. Maybe even a best friendship. Either way, these two are inseparable at work, and can often be found taking the piss out of each other.
THE BOTTLEBOY: The Bottleboy isn’t exactly everyone’s cup of tea. He’s pretty eccentric and sometimes downright wild, but that’s never deterred The Soundmaker. If anything, these two feed off of each other’s energy. Menaces to society. Partners in crime. They might enable each other a bit too much—might even be bad influences to each other. But hell, you only live once!
THE MANAGER: Bosses, amiright? Yeah, they say people don’t quit jobs, they quit managers. The Soundmaker can handle the Manager’s shit, though. They see right through the Manager’s micromanaging, high-strung attitude. Even if the Manager doesn’t think anyone else pays attention, the Soundmaker sure as hell does. Maybe they’re a little nosy... but that doesn’t keep them from wanting to know all the Manager’s dirty secrets. Including the dirtiest one of all. Airing out the dirty laundry is dangerous when that laundry is money. The Soundmaker is the only one who knows the Manager is laundering money under the owner’s nose, and they use that to their advantage. Who ever said blackmail made you a bad person?
THE JANITOR: Oh, man, this place gets messy. The Soundmaker feels for the Janitor. They really do. Some nights, when they’re still coming down from the high of the night, they’ll help the Janitor out with picking up all the solo cups and streamers. That leads to late night talks, anything from philosophical banter to sharing their trauma. The Soundmaker doesn’t meet many people who don’t live on the surface of their lives. If anything, they themselves aren’t really that deep, but the Janitor makes them want to be. They find themselves missing the Janitor’s calm energy. They’re on polar ends of the eccentric spectrum, but sometimes opposites attract, and sometimes they’re full on magnetic.
#oc rp#city rp#active rp#plotless rp#appless rp#skeleton rp#lsrp#lsrpg#enyc.skeleton#skeleton: nightclub#tw blackmail#tw crime
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Inspired by that JK post - best sweaty Bangtan list?? 🥵👀🤩
**me, furiously searching ten minutes for synonyms for wet**
okay anon, for this particular ask i've devised a special rating system. we'll call it the DAMP scale:
(D)amn (A)na (M)ore (P)onderingbangtanbodypartsgirlwhatthehelliswrongwithyou
so let's begin, shall we?
kim namjoon
may as well start off with the wettest of the bunch amiright? joon is forever sweating that (amazing) ass off on stage. there were tons of pictures to choose from of him sweating clear through shirts and clothes sticking to his (amazing) back. amazing.
DAMP rating: 💦💦💦💦💦
kim seokjin
listen, seokjin sweats like any other man but you won't catch him slipping too often with a messy onstage appearance. as we all know, mr. kim takes his looks quite seriously. i'm assuming looking neat and dry are high on his priority list.
DAMP rating: 💦💦
min yoongi
yoongi is a sweater and honestly, it works for him. when he's onstage and the pyro is is going nuts and he's going nuts then we all go nuts. there were so many amazing GIFs of him pouring sweat on stage that it was hard to choose just one. HOT.
DAMP rating: 💦💦💦💦
jung hoseok
hobi is a middle of the road sweater -- he gets wet up on stage (sksksk) but i don't see a lot of photos and/or GIFs of him pouring sweat up there. i do love when he's particularly sweaty and his bangs curl up he's so cute y'all pls i love him so much
DAMP rating: 💦💦
park jimin
park jimin doesn't sweat. i typed "sweaty jimin photos" into google and the search results came back bitch you tried it. this man glistens and lemme tell you those two concepts are not the same. just more proof that jimin does not belong here on earth with the rest of us.
DAMP rating: 💦
kim taehyung
tae sweats sexy. i mean, of course he does, the man breathes sexy but i'm saying that he manages to sweat just the right amount and not even a little bit more or less. just like hobi i live for when his hair gets wet and it sticks a little bit to his forehead i just think that's cute as hell.
DAMP rating: 💦💦💦
jeon jungkook
sweats. a lot. looks good while doing it. is anyone surprised? second only to joon in the DAMP rankings but of course, manages to pull it off. sweaty, wrecked lotte jungkook may or may not be the inspiration for literally every fic i've ever written about this man and several unwritten ones. sigh.
DAMP rating: 💦💦💦💦
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SBI Home Alone AU
Merry christmas! Here are some drabbles of an AU i brainrotted while watching this movie with my family this holiday
enjoy!
so,
SBI is going on a trip, because Phil is a great dad who loves his sons, they’re going to Florida for Christmas and that is that. He pack’s up the car, he yells for his sons, he's gets in the driver’s seat and he's ready to go to the airport for a tropical christmas goddamnit Will I swear to god if you complain about the time one MORE TIME-
Of course, the flight is at like 4am. Because Why Not. And Dadza is Tired TM, so he's trusting his boys to get their shit in the car.
His only thoughts upon leaving: coffee, drive, Florida, cool.
None of the Craft’s like mornings, they get to the airport, they get through secuirty, they're boarding the plane. The energy is off, its 3:30am, they're just doing their best to survive the crowded airport. Security and things are a little wild, whatever, they get through.
Phil turns periodically, doing a headcount of his 3 boys.
Tall and brunette. Check.
Tall and pink. Check.
Tall and - wait, where was tall and blonde?
Phil panics for just a moment, before he sees a blonde tuft peek out from behind Wil’s shoulder, he’s wearing a purple hoodie, he’s right there, and he lets himself relax.
This continues on all the way to the gate, and somehow, miraculously, they arrive just in time to board.
The Craft family joins the single file line, they each hand the hostess their tickets and they’re on their way.
Finally, they’ve boarded the plane
Phil booked 6 seats for the four of them because they're all tall bastards who need the extra space, two entire rows just for the 4 Craft’s.
Techno sits, Phil slides in after him, Wilbur is moving into the row behind them.
Phil and Techno are already reaching for eye masks, while Wilbur is digging through his carry on for his earbuds.
Earbuds in hand, Wil sits, he instinctively turns to smirk at Tommy, knowing how annoyed he’d be at not getting the window seat
When he realizes:
Tommy is not getting into the seat next to him, which means,
Tommy could be stuck in an airport terminal, lost,
Tommy could be in a cheesy airport gift shop, forgotten,
Tommy could have fallen out of the plane while they were boarding-
Where could he be? Phil had been keeping an eye on them all, right? Oh god, did they leave him in the bathroom? Where the hell is Tommy?
He reaches for Phil’s shoulder, shaking the already half-asleep man.
“Wha- Wil what the fuck, it’s four o’clock in the morning go to -”
“Where is Tommy?”
That shut up Phil’s complaining pretty quickly.
Cue frantic discussion between the three of them as to when they last saw him, Phil looking around frantically, until he sees a tuft of blond hair towards the back of the plane.
Phil is almost relieved, until the blond turns and Phil sees his purple hoodie and oh christ that is not Tommy how long has that not been Tommy -
And then, what feels like mere seconds later to Wil’s exhaustion-addled mind, the plane takes off
Without Tommy.
Little do they know, Tommy is asleep at home, snuggled up with his stuffed cow, dreaming of whatever the fuck he dreams of, oblivious to the situation his family has put him in.
Later, Tommy is waking up at a reasonable 9am on a Saturday to a strangely quiet, albeit messy, house.
Everyone's suitcases are gone, Tommy is incredibly confused, and in all of his ~14 year old genius he decides that they've simply vanished into thin air. Obviously. Which is fine, because they were all bitches anyways (especially Wilbur, honestly, fuck that guy, amiright)
SO he spends the day doing shit he should not be doing, touching Wilbur's guitar and Techno's fencing equipment and Phil's prized miniature model of an underwater sea temple.
He’s fine, really, he’s pretty sure he’s not even going to miss them that much.
Meanwhile, the rest of his family is frantically trying to get back to Tommy, Wilbur especially, how the hell could they have just ditched him, Phil is a bad father, oh god, oh no, oh god- (he and Tommy probably also had some stupid fight he’d currently beating himself up over)
It's christmas, flights are booked, Phil is going full Karen on some poor ticket clerk, and then Wilbur bumps into a group of rather interesting people who are traveling by bus (IE Jack, Niki and Fundy), headed towards where SBI lives, so naturally Wilbur decides to hitch a ride with them
There is only room for one, so Phil is like "we'll keep trying to get a flight, you get back to Tommy"
And Wilbur goes off on his adventure with his new friends
Back in SBI's neighborhood, a strange string of robberies have been occuring
No one sees the perpetrator enter or exit, almost as though they're teleporting in and out of the house.
Police are wary because the items being stolen are oddly random. They have no idea what these thieves are planning, most of the things they take aren’t even that valuable.
All they know about the thieves is that one is freakishly tall and the other is oddly short
So, while our dear Tommy is home alone (and without a smartphone, this is the 90s) he hears a noise at the back of the house.
He's kinda dumb, sure, but he's seen the papers, he knows his area has been targeted by burglars
So naturally, he looks for the source of the sound.
Cue a very tall masked figure (halfway climbing through an expertly picked window), seeing Tommy and immediately diving back out of said window and high tailing it away.
Tommy decides that since his family is gone and he is now, officially, the biggest man in the house, it is his job to keep their residence safe.
He sets up the fake dinner party and spends probably too long talking to the cardboard cut out of the queen he put in the window.
The burglars lay off, but the next night they tried again, only this time Tommy was waiting for them.
Tall bitch steps on an ornament under the window and the guy is once again running for the hills, Tommy is cackling, these guys are stupid.
Tommy, in all his great wisdom, decides that this means war.
So he booby traps his entire fucking house.
To the nines.
And then waits.
(Wilbur has become quite good friends with the bus people, Techno and Phil are chilling in a hotel waiting for a flight)
That night, he hears two voices coming from the back door, and instead of just the one really tall figure, he sees a shorter guy too
Cue booby trap chase sequence
Short thief keeps making incredibly graphic threats while tall thief is just trying to steal shit (eventually his goal is just to get out of this, this kid is fucking insane)
Short thief is getting more murderous by the second.
(Also, both of their faces are completely covered, Tall Thief with a mask and sunglasses and Short Thief with a ski mask)
They fight all night, tall guy gets hit with all of the booby traps because short guy triggers them and then runs.
Tommy finally has them caught.
He pulls off their masks scooby doo style and has a moment of "what the fuck, you are children, hi, why are you robbing me"
Short Thief is pissed, Tall Thief is terrified and Tommy has so many questions.
Tall Guy says “fuck it, so we're very poor and we ran away from an orphanage and we've been stealing to survive, also I am Ranboo and this is Tubbo”
and Tubbo is pissed that Ranboo told annoying blonde dude anything, but they're kinda stuck now
Ranboo is certain Crazy Guy is gonna call the cops, Tubbo is ready to bite things, the tension is real.
However Tommy's gears are turning and he's looking at these kids that he just has a lot of fun torturing and he makes a decision.
These kids are freezing, the only thing the tried to take was a radio and food.
So he offers an olive branch.
He had a ton of fun tormenting them, but it’s Christmas and his family vanished into thin air and he’d rather not decorate the christmas tree alone.
(At this point, Tommy’s ready to admit that he maybe misses his family, A little bit. Sort of.)
So they stay. Ranboo tries to make them dinner but after the fourth mention of putting spaghetti in ham honestly ranboo its ham please put the spaghetti away-
The trio put up and decorated the Craft’s tree, they wrap things they found around the house to give to one another, they watch cheesy movies, Tommy likes these guys, and they like him when he’s not trying to kill them.
The house is kinda trashed, and now that they know Crazy Blonde Guy is actually nice, the young thieves feel kind of guilty (read: Ranboo feels guilty and is bothering Tubbo about it), so they all help clean up the disaster they made.
The night’s been disastrous, but it’s been a bonding experience to say the least.
Tubbo and Ranboo have full stomachs for the first time in a long time, and Tommy’s happy he’s not alone.
When Wilbur gets home on christmas morning, it’s to a strangely tidy house (especially considering that Tommy had been alone and that kid is a walking tornado)
Wil is calling Tommy's name, running up to his room, but Tommy isn't in his bed.
He starts running around frantically looking for Tommy when he hears shuffling from Phil's room.
Where he finds three teenagers, two of which he does not recognize, one of whom is covered in bruises(?), all sleeping on Phil's massively large double king bed
(they wouldn't all fit on Tommy's, and naturally they couldn’t all sleep alone; the windows are broken and its cold Tubbo cmon)
Wilbur lets out a sigh of relief, pulls the covers over the boys and resigns himself to asking about it when they wake up. Niki, Jack and Fundy are in the living room, because they’re all besties now and they’re gonna spend Christmas together.
Phil and Techno get home shortly after Wilbur, they make sure Tommy is okay and they meet the boys’ new friends.
When the boys wake up they'll explain what happened (and the broken window), the guest room will become a bedroom and the robberies on their street stop suddenly. Strange.
The End
#sbi#homealoneau#benchtrio#dsmp#dsmpchristmas#philsnotabaddadiswearguys#poorwilbur#yestheblondekidwaspurpled#merryfuckingchristms#dreamsmp#dsmpau#sbiau#benchtriofluff#bamftommyinnit#emeraldduoreallyjustgotahotelroom#crimebois#ineedsleep#lmanberg#sleepyboisinc#bedrockbros#clingyduo#beeduo
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BTS reaction to daddy kink
BTS reaction to daddy kink
From this ask: can we get a reaction to daddy kink pls? Ty!
Hi, full disclosure: I am not fond of daddy kink stuff (i say before i wrote this), for myself. I have absolutely nothing against someone having it, obvi I’m writing about it, but I just thought you should know I have zero experience with this cause it’s not my cup of tea, so it might be horrible. I’m sorry lol. I tried to make these all pretty different, but at the end of the day, it’s the same kink so sorry if it seems repetitive! Also, I know Yoongi’s is a real light daddy kink, but that Yoongi is the Yoongi we all need when we’re feeling stressed, amiright? unedited as per usual. ENJOY!!
Warnings: daddy kink, bdsm themes, unprotected sex (wrap it up bois), fingering, use of toys, oral (m&f receiving), cockwarming but it’s a punishment muahaha, cum eating, spanking, cuckolding & voyeurism but it kinda turns into a threesome oops but it’s super wholesome and like kinda cute?
Word count: 3.7k ~ woooooo
You and Jin were backstage at a music show the boys were performing at later, catching up before he had to get his makeup done. It started innocent enough, walking around the hallways, talking about weekend plans, until you decided to tease him a little bit. You would let your hand brush up against his crotch, bend over in front of him seductively, or bite at his earlobe. After a little while of your teasing, Jin had had enough and pulled you into a supply closet, demanding you get on your knees.
Really, this is exactly what you wanted. You wanted to help him relax a little before this performance, since he was a little nervous about this new choreography. And what better way to do that than to suck your boyfriend off in a closet?
“Fuck, princess,” he moaned, quietly, head falling back against a shelf, “you little tease. This is what you wanted, isn’t it, naughty girl.”
You nodded your head up and down as best you could with his massive cock shoved down your throat. Your eyes were watering as the head of his cock bumped the back of your throat with each bob of your head, a burning sensation growing in your jaw. But you didn’t care, you were relishing in the fact that your boyfriend was falling apart above you.
Jin’s hand came up from his side and tangled into your head, pushing you harder onto his cock, nose brushing against his pubic bone, as you gagged a little, “Fuck, so messy,” he grunted, “whose cock makes you this messy, princess?”
He was looking down at you, expecting an answer. You popped off his dick, his hand in your hair relaxing a bit, “You, daddy,” your voice was a little rugged, “only you.” Your voice was a little whiny and he loved it, pushing your head back onto him. You took his length inside your wet mouth again, swallowing once he was fully seated in your throat.
“God, princess,” he was close, you could tell by the way his hips were starting to roll and his words were slurring, “you suck daddy’s cock so well.” You moan around his cock, pulling a groan from his lips and he squeezes his eyes shut. “M’cumming,” his words were stuttered, breathless.
Jin pushed your face hard onto his dick, cumming in hot spurts down your throat. You greedily swallowed around him, taking every last drop he offered to you, before pulling off of him with a ‘pop’. He was panting, trying to catch his breath as he offered you a hand to pull you up. Once you were on your feet, he pulled you into a sweet kiss.
“Thank you, princess,” he mumbles into your mouth, “I really needed that.”
“I know,” you said with a wink.
Mornings are your favorite time of day with your boyfriend, Yoongi. He was always so busy during the day, even late into the night when he spent time at his studio, rather than at your shared apartment. But eventually, he would find his way back home to you, and mornings were a guaranteed moment to spend together.
This morning, Yoongi is fast asleep next to you, light snores coming from his slightly open mouth. The morning sun is streaming in through the parted blinds of your master bedroom, highlighting Yoongi’s sharp jawline. You adore moments like this, being able to just enjoy him without having to share him with anyone else, or having him be pulled away for this or that.
Carefully, you reach your hand out and brush his dark hair out of his face, a soft smile on your face. Yoongi sucks in a sharp breath and you startle for a moment, before he opens his eyes, squinting at you. “Morning,” he grunts as he rolls on his back, patting his chest as an invitation, “I missed you.”
You quickly crawl over to him, slotting yourself right on top of him, straddling his hips. As you seated yourself on top of him, you felt his morning wood brush up against your panty clad core, sending a shot of arousal through you and pulling a soft moan from his lips. Smirking down at your boyfriend, you roll your hips lightly into him. “I missed you too,” you lean down to place a kiss on his lips before whispering, “daddy.”
A dark look takes over his features as he trails his hands over the globes of your ass, giving a gentle squeeze. You were both still tired, sex usually pretty lazy in the morning. “Mmm, baby girl,” he moans, massaging your ass cheeks with his large hands, “what do you want?”
You whine as one of his hands slips lower, brushing against your core momentarily. “I’m sleepy,” you pout, pushing your bottom lip out slightly.
He chuckles at your disposition, fingertips still tickling your center. “Let me make you feel good, yeah?” he questions, fingers teasing the hem of your cotton panties. You lean down and press your lips softly against his.
“Ok,” you whisper, nodding your head and brushing your noses together, “make me feel good daddy.”
Yoongi lets out a low growl, pushing your panties to the side and stroking his fingers up and down your slit. It’s soft and sweet, the way he rubs your pussy. He’s not trying to get you off, just trying to make you feel good, just like he promised. You whimper against his lips, kissing him softly, no tongue, no teeth. Just sweet kisses.
“Feel good?” he asks, punctuating it with a kiss.
He slips a single finger into your heat, languidly stroking against your walls. “Mmm,” you moan, “yes, so good.” You weren’t even trying to play a role at this point, the pleasure he was giving you so real, you were getting lost in the moment. He kisses you again, smiling against your lips.
The two of you spend your morning just like that, kissing each other and making eachother feel good with light touches and massages. Mornings really were your favorite times to spend with your boyfriend.
Hoseok was seated at his desk chair inside his studio, typing away at his computer. It was a normal day for him, other than the fact that he had his dick out and you were currently sitting on top of it, pussy dripping down onto his shorts.
“H-Hobi-” you lean your head against his shoulder, “p-please, please Hobi.” You’re whining, begging, but you don’t care. He’s had his cock fully sheathed inside you for the last twenty minutes and hasn’t moved or let you touch yourself. You guess this is what you get for jokingly flirting with the maknaes earlier.
Hoseok tapped his leg against the floor, sending his member jolting up into your cervix once, before settling again. “Ah!” you scream, probably loud enough for Yoongi to hear next door, “Ho-” you couldn’t finish that sentence, another jolt from his cock making you scream again. There are tears streaming down your face now, eyes squeezed tight.
“Hmm, do you hear something?” he asks no one in particular.
“D-daddy,” you whimper as his leg settles back down again, more tears springing from the corners of your eyes, “daddy, p-please.”
“Please what, princess?”
“Please, f-fuck me,” you sob.
“Mm, I don’t think you deserve it, baby,” he’s still looking straight at his computer screen, eyes never once straying away, “with the way you were sitting on Kookie’s lap earlier, it seems like you want him to fuck you.” You knew it was an act, he didn’t really think you wanted to sleep with his friends, but he loved this power dynamic in the bedroom.
“No daddy, n-no one fucks me like y-you,” you whisper, about to bite into Hoseok’s shoulder, but you remember you’re being punished right now, “no one makes me feel l-like you do.”
“I know darling, but you were a very naughty girl-” he closes the screen of his laptop “-and naughty girls deserve to be punished.” His voice was sweet, too sweet. He’s rubbing a soothing circle against your back as he finally looks you in the eye, “And I plan on punishing you all night.”
“Say it again,” Namjoon says as he comes up from your pussy to take a breath, “tell me who owns this pussy.” His voice was rough, low with lust.
“Daddy!” you shriek as he delves his tongue back between your folds, lapping up the juices from your previous three orgasms, “Daddy! Please! It’s t-too much!”
Namjoon doesn’t listen to you, bringing two fingers up to your slit and gathering your wetness before plunging into you once more. He instantly curled his digits up into your g-spot, pressing hard as he sucked your clit between his teeth.
“Fuck!” You yelp, back arching off the bed. Namjoon’s large hand came up and held your abdomen down, biting gently against your incredibly swollen bud. He pulls away for a moment, fingers still pumping into you.
“I know you got one more baby girl,” he husks, “squirt for me.” He attaches his lips to your clit again. The pain slowly dissipates into pleasure again, the feeling intense as you clamp down against his fingers, screaming out a string of curses.
Namjoon’s tongue is tensed, violently licking against your clit as you cum for the fourth time, squirting all over his face and hand. He works your through your orgasm, fingers stilling inside you, mouth greedily lapping up your release. You’re panting heavily, eyes glazed staring up at the ceiling. Namjoon pulls back from you, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand as he crawls over you.
“Think you got another one?”
Riding Jimin was one of your favorite pastimes, and it was how you were currently spending your evening. Your boyfriend was sitting on the couch, some drama playing in the background, as you grind your hips down onto him. His hands were on your lips, lightly rubbing up and down. His head was thrown back, eyes shut as he got lost in your pleasure.
“You’re so good to me, baby,” he sighs, “so perfect.”
You bring your hand up and run it through his bubblegum pink hair, tugging slightly until he opens his eyes to stare at your through hooded lids. You slow the movement of you hips down and instead opt for moving them in a circular motion, letting his curved cock rub against your walls. “Mmm,” you whine, “fuck me, daddy.”
Jimin’s previous calm aura flips into something devilish, a wolfish grin spreading across his face. What he thought was lazy evening sex just turned into something more. “Yeah?” he asks, gripping onto your hips hard enough to bruise, “need me to take care of you baby girl?”
You nod, whining again as his cock rubs against your sweet spot with a particularly hard roll of your hips. Without warning, Jimin lifts you up off of him until only the head of his dick is still inside you, and starts to relentlessly pound into you, “Fuck, your pussy is amazing,” he praises, “touch yourself for daddy.”
You moan at his words, hand coming down to push into your swollen clit. Your eyes travel south, watching as his thick cock disappears into your body, the sight enough to send you over the edge. You clench around him, head thrown back as you cum. The visual of you, eyes shut, tits bouncing with the force he’s fucking into you with, and the way you squeeze him sends him hurtling too, cumming as his hips stutter against yours.
As you both come down from your high, Jimin picks you up and carries you down the hallway to the bedroom, “Let me clean you up properly, baby girl,” he whispers, laying you down on your bed, cock slipping out of you as his body slips between your legs, eyeing your messy cunt with a lusty hunger, “we’re just getting started.”
“Ah! A-ah,” you yelp as Taehyung’s large hand comes down on your already reddened ass cheek, “daddy please!”
“Please what, baby girl?” His deep voice makes you wetter than you already are, dripping onto the floor from where you’re bent over the bathtub. He hasn’t touched you where you need him most yet.
“Please touch me, daddy,” you whine as he slaps you again.
“Mm, you’re literally dripping all over the floor, doll,” he tsks, “making such a mess. I don’t think you deserve to be pleasured.” His tone was cocky, teasing you as his hand makes contact with your skin again. As you try to turn around to get a look at his handsome face, he smacks your ass harder than he has all night. “Eyes forward,” he demands.
You obey instantly, screaming from the pain he’s inflicting upon you. There are tears running down your face at this point, willing to do anything to feel some relief on your clit. “Pl-please,” you whimper, hand falling until your forehead rests against the cool porcelain, “d-daddy.”
You sound so pathetic. Taehyung's cock is twitching in his jeans. He lands one more harsh slap to your ass before quickly unzipping his jeans and letting his weeping cock fall out. He can see the way your juices are dripping out of you and decides you don’t need, or deserve prepping, and shoves his cock into you, bottoming out almost immediately.
You cry out, in pain or pleasure you aren’t sure, as Taehyung lets you get used to his size, you start to feel a pleasurable stretch in your walls. You let out a sigh of relief at finally having something inside your aching cunt.
Taehyung leans down over you, chests flush against your back and whispers, “I’m gonna fucking ruin you, baby girl.”
You were being a brat. You knew it, Jungkook knew it, hell Jimin down the hall probably knew it. You were protesting Jungkook all night, arguing with him about petty things to rile him up on purpose. While he was acting mad, you knew he secretly (not so secretly) loved it.
Once he had enough of your attitude during movie night, he ordered you to go to his room and wait for him. You knew this was code for “you better be naked in the next two minutes”, so you ran off to prepare to get fucked, just like you had been wanting. You were naked, kneeling on the center of his bed, just like he liked when he walked in.
What you hadn’t expected was for Jungkook to have Seokjin with him. You quickly tried to cover your breasts with your arms, crossing over your chest, letting out a surprised gasp. Seokjin didn’t look away like you expected him to, but instead stared into your eyes with a hunger you’ve never seen in him before.
“You’ve been a bad girl, YN,” it was Jungkook who spoke first, circling the bed. Your eyes followed him warily, mouth slightly parted and eyes wider than full moons. “I know you’ve been testing me,” his eyes were dark, “so I don’t think you deserve to get fucked by daddy tonight.”
Was he being serious? The two of you had talked about cuckolding before, Jungkook telling you it was a turn on of his, but you didn’t expect it to come into play tonight. “Jung-” you started but were quickly cut off by your boyfriend.
“Who?” his tone was sinful, sending shockwaves of pleasure through you.
“Daddy?” you tried.
“Yes, baby,” his voice softened, but his eyes did not, “and you will refer to your oppa as ‘sir’. Tell me you understand.”
This was him giving you an out, eyes observing your features for any hesitancy. “Yes, daddy,” you whisper before looking at Seokjin who was now wearing a smirk, “sir.”
Jungkook smiled at your obedience before looking at his elder. “You use a condom, and if she says stop, you stop. Got it?” You watch the brief exchange between the two with lust filled eyes. Seokjin nodded, patting the younger on the back, taking a condom from his pocket. Were they planning this? Jungkook walks back over to you, placing a chaste kiss to your forehead, “I’ll be right over there, ok?” he whispers in your ear, forgetting his role for a moment. You nod.
Seokjin strips his pants, leaving his boxers on as he pushes them down just enough for his cock to spring out. Your mouth is watering at the sight of his pretty pink tip, oozing with precum you know you’ll never have a chance to taste. You watch in awe as he rolls the condom over his length before gently pushing you back on the bed. “On your knees, princess.” You obey immediately, flipping over and scrambling to get on your hands and knees.
Out of the corner of your eye, you see your boyfriend sitting in his desk chair, cock in hand, lazily stroking himself as the sight of you about to be fucked by his friend. You jolt as you feel Seokjin run a crooked finger up your slit and dip into your pussy. You clench around his digit as he hums in satisfaction. “You ready for me?” he asks. You nod in response, looking to Jungkook.
“Use your words, baby girl,” you boyfriend husks.
“Yes, sir,” you murmur, resting your forehead against the cool sheets as Seokjin pushes his length into your clenching pussy.
“God, she’s so tight Jungkook,” he grunts as he sheaths himself inside you, stilling for a moment at the feeling, “you get to fuck this every night?”
Jungkook chuckles from his spot in the corner of the room, “Yeah, you better savor it cause this is never happening again.”
“Ah, we’ll see about that,” Jin laughs, pulling almost all the way out of you before slamming his hips into you, “we’ll let her decide when I’m done with her. Isn’t that right, princess?”
“Yes, sir!” you whine as he begins fucking into you.
“Don’t push it,” you heard Jungkook rasp, making Jin laugh again.
Jin fucks you hard and fast, a stark difference to how Jungkook takes his time with you, makes you feel amazing under his care. It’s not that Jin wasn’t fucking you well, he was, it just wasn’t the same. His cock was long and thick, and felt nice inside you, but you needed more. Jungkook, being the loving and doting boyfriend he always has been, notices this. Getting up from his seated position, he walks over to his dresser and pulls something out. Your head is still resting against the bed, bouncing forward with every thrust of Jin’s hips so you don’t notice Jungkook’s approach until you feel the bed sink next to you. You look up and meet your boyfriend’s kind eyes, making you smile at him.
“Want some help, baby girl?”
Jin’s thrusts are becoming more and more erratic as he nears his edge. You nod quickly, “Yes, p-please, daddy,” you whine, the feeling of Jin’s cock almost getting you there.
“Hyung,” Jungkook grabs the elder’s attention, “angle your hips up a bit.”
It was a simple thing, but Seokjin listens and instantaneously you feel his bulbous tip rub against your sweet spot with each thrust, making you scream out in pleasure. “Fuck,” you hear Jin moan behind you, “I’m gonna cum soon.”
“Better, baby?” Jungkook asks, stroking your hair.
“Y-yes, oh fuck, daddy!”
“Daddy’s got you,” Jungkook whispers as he leans down on the bed. His hand travels down your front and you feel the soft silicone of your favorite vibrator push against your clit. You gasp at the forgein feeling, but immediately lose yourself to the pleasure when Jungkook clicks it on. “Let go for us, baby girl,” he groans in your ear, losing himself at the sight of your eyes rolling back in your head, mouth parted in a silent scream.
You feel Jin still inside you, his cock twitching as he cums into the rubber. You aren’t far behind, as Jungkook motions for his friend to stay seated inside your heat so you can cum. Your boyfriend clicks the vibrator up another notch, sending sparks flying on your insides. You clench hard around Jin who winces at the overstimulation, but remains where he is. Jungkook talks you through your orgasm, removing the toy as soon as you start to come down to avoid over stimulating you. Seokjin silently pulls out of you while you’re distracted by your boyfriend and quickly pulls his pants on, sneaking out the door to leave the two of you alone.
Once he’s gone, Jungkook gathers you up in his arms and lays back against his headboard, holding you close to his chest. “How do you feel, baby girl?” he asks, brushing your hair out of your face and kissing your cheeks.
“Mm,” you mumble, “amazing. Thank you, daddy.”
Jungkook nuzzles against your hair as you realize something, “Wait! You didn’t cum,” you gasp, looking up at his sweet doe eyes. He blushes slightly, pursing his lips.
“Yeah - I did. When you came, actually,” he smiled at you, “I love seeing you like that, YN. It’s why I wanted to try this in the first place.”
“Yeah? How did you like it?”
His brow furrows. “I don’t think we’re gonna do it again,” he growls, “daddy’s the only one who can make you feel that good.”
You feel his cock twitch against your bare ass, “Can daddy make me feel good again?”
#bts smut#ot7 smut#jungkook smut#jimin smut#taehyung smut#yoongi smut#hoseok smut#namjoon smut#bts x reader#seokjin smut#bts reactions#ot7 reactions
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dork. pd.
pete davidson x reader
no warnings
a/n a quick drabble about pete davidson, I'm kinda in love with him, it's an issue
lounging on the sofa, with a blunt barely hanging from his lips and soft rnb playing in the background, Pete hadn't been this comfortable in a while. so, upon seeing his relaxed state you remained in the doorway and silently looked on in adoration as he scrolled through his phone.
admiring his figure, you couldn't help but notice how attractive he looked, shirtless with grey sweatpants and messy hair from napping all day. your fingers ached to run through his hair and cherish the groans he'd give when you did, so you made your presence known, dropping your rucksack on the floor and kicking off your shoes. a goofy smile erupted onto his face upon noticing you stood across from him and you felt the butterflies make an appearance in your stomach. walking over to him, you smiled at him sitting up to pay more attention and tried to not blush at the way he looked at you.
"heya baby, how you doing?" you whispered as you clambered onto his lap and ruffled his hair. whenever you came home from work, you needed to feel his arms around you as a comfort of sorts. sure, you were independent enough to take care of yourself, but the added bonus of coming home to a cuddle with your adorable boyfriend wasn't too bad either.
his arms quickly wound themselves around you and you took a deep breath, capturing the moment forever, memorising the smell of his cologne and the soft of his bare skin against your cheek.
"better now that you're here doll," Pete replied before kissing you. there was no urgency to it, just slow lips moving together, hands meeting to intertwine and the calmness of his warmth pulling you in. you knew he hadn't had the best of months, so it felt nice to have him back in your arms, breathing synced and bodies curled together. one of his hands laced fingers with yours and the other reached up to hold the side of your face as he pulled you back in for another kiss. slightly roughened, his fingers against your skin were heavenly and you couldn't help but lean into it, closing your eyes for a second.
"you know I'm here for you right? all the time, no matter what," you whispered, kissing both his cheeks and gently making him look you in the eyes.
"no matter what baby," he repeated, resting his hands under your hoodie, stroking the bare skin underneath and smiling up at you. suddenly, you felt as though you had way too many layers on, his loving bringing a blush to your cheeks and a rush into your veins. after pulling away for a second to remove your hoodie, you couldn't help but giggle as Pete realised you were shirtless underneath, his eyes widening.
a smirk quickly followed as he laughed, "I mean, good evening to me amiright?"
wrapping your arms around him to pull him impossibly closer so the embrace was nothing but bare skin on bare skin, you hid your face in the crook of his neck, chuckling "dork."
as you smiled into his skin and he relaxed into you, you felt a certain wave of contentment rush over you and you realised that this was all you wanted and more.
#pete davidson#pete and colson#snl#pete davidson snl#snl host#snl 2020#snl cast#pete davidson imagine#pete davidson x reader#gender neutral#snl cast x reader#snl cast imagine#machine gun kelly#machine gun kelly and pete davidson#imagine#comedian#x reader#love#i love him#absolute daddy#tattoos#pete davidson gif#pete davidson gifs#snl gifs#king of staten island
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Some hella messy doodles for the shippuden designs! Excuse the every changing details because I am never truly happy with final designs dear lord-
I’ve got design notes! Long wall of words belooowww
Starting with Naruto once again!
his clothes are based off of several unfinished ideas I had of Uzushio and how their proficiency with seals would allow them to be more flamboyant or lighter in their gear. The magic of storage and protective seals!
there are seals embroidered into the inner lining and occasionally the exterior, acting as both armor and pack. Uzushio always seemed like a rather bright place, connected to the sea, so I made the robes generally blue themed but also darker as they are still shinobi in the end and bright colors are harder to hide.
I added a hood because Naruto just,,,, he has modern streetwear vibes. He’d love hoodies
The whole Uzushio inspired ensemble is cause I was thinking that in this au he finds the opportunity to find and visit the island itself. Probably during the time skip, considering it’s hard to really place the discovery of a long lost village within the six-month period between graduation and the chunnin exams
At first I wanted to give him like a mesh crop top to show his seal but then it kinda didn’t have that traditional vibe that I wanted, so I added the kimono top and a red obi with symbols that kinda symbolize the seal (because Naruto connects with Kurama much earlier in this AU)
The headband was honestly ridiculously tricky to place because i was trying to draw this longer hair without making it poof weirdly at the top. Plus I wanted to keep the headband where it was cause,,, cause i was thinking when he goes into tailed beast mode the ribbons flare up to look like Kurama’s ears :”DDD peek design amiright-
his hair. is longer. because i love long hair Naruto to bits and it makes him look like his parents ;;; both of them
the gloves. I have no excuse. They just Look Cool
Sakura:
I gave her an undercut
she deserves it
I didn’t mention this in the other redesign post but she has dimples (though i’m really bad at drawing them
that one scene where she tied up her hair in the Kazekage Rescue Arc was so fucking beautiful I couldn’t resist throwing it in here lmaoooo
i can’t draw it right but imagine the ponytail kinda flowering out like a sakura blossom
I took a lot of different things I liked about the older!Sakura designs and smooshed them in one with my own twist
like sleeveless qipao
Belt from pre-timeskip period stays, except now with an extra medical supply bag
longer pants cause they look nice
Sasuke:
honestly I like his normal shippuden design a lot so i kept most of it
I added a cape though, cause he does travel around a bit
and as i was drawing him the collar reverted to a similar shape to his kid clothes
fun fact
the reason that his outfit remains largely the same is because
Sasuke does leave
the action itself doesn’t change, but the circumstances and the ensuing effects do. quite a bit, actually.
and no it does not take the entirety of shippuden to get him back
because he is not a revenge obsessed angry kid here
the biggest reason for all this change is cause I want to change Orochimaru cause i wanna make him live purely because I love mitsuki so fucking much
also i gave him a little half ponytail cause i wanted to give him longer hair but then realized that idk how to draw that and make it look good sO new style boyos
Kakashi? what are you doing here?:
I wanted to change up Kakashi��s look as well because it’s actually really fun to design these outfits no matter difficult it may be bUT it was difficult because I just... can’t see him without a vest.
Not that i can’t see him without wearing a vest, because i have and it’s good and I like it, but i can’t see him going into battle or on missions without one.
I’ve got this headcannon that the vest is lowkey like a security blanket and it’s this grounding weight whenever he’s in this adrenaline filled situation where he may suffer many varieties of consequences if he’s not careful. It has his tools and it’s his armor. Replacing it with a robe feels like robbing him of something he’s always had and is always used to
SO
he keeps a vest
i modified it a bit to make it more right hand sided (i may headcannon Kakashi to be ambidextrous but there’s no denying he uses his right hand more) and the collar to be a bit thinner
Kakashi is like, made for biker fashion. like leather or denim jackets on motorbikes. So I gave him a haori that emulates that look
Naruto came back, saw that Kakashi didn’t change at ALL and took it as a personal offense and dragged him around to get new threads because “Kakashi-sensei, we all upgraded our closet, you should too!”
kind of a sad headcannon that Kakashi didn’t quite let himself enjoy things that wouldn’t benefit him as a ninja and therefore just stuck to his normal outfit of ninja clothes and jonin vest. Icha Icha was the one exception and he picked it up because he had no idea what to do once he was out of ANBU (i would like to back this hc up by pointing to Boruto where Kakashi no longer really holds himself to this rigid ideal of a ninja and lets loose and has fun with Gai and Mirai)
ANYWAYS
he actually likes the stuff Naruto finds for him, though he has no idea where the boy is actually finding all this shit
some misc info about the outfits:
Naruto began learning sealing after the Wave Arc, and he took to it like a fish to water. (i have uzushio spirit hc that I will tell at a later time)
a rare nugget of information he found about uzushio seals was that they were often stitched into the clothing itself
so Naruto went wild with this
he learned sealing while practicing normal embroidery on the side and as he went on his 2-3 year trip with Jiraiya he learned more and just got better and better
He added the seal to his own haori himself and actually made one for Kakashi too. Kakashi just didn’t see him whip the gift haori from one of the stitched sealing scrolls
embroidering takes a really long time and matching it with sealing? oof, hard work. So he actually only got two done and is in process of Sakura’s next. Now that he’s back in the village, he can talk to her about certain things she would want/need considering Naruto isn’t sure what a medic-nin requires.
he made additional gifts for everyone in team seven (even sasuke, even if he doesn’t know what will happen) and hopefully as time passes little trinkets will start to appear
i just really like the idea of naruto being a really craftsy person. He just keeps making small trinkets except these trinkets have sEALING POWER cause he’s very chaotic with his experiments like that
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uzumaki naruto#haruno sakura#uchiha sasuke#hatake kakashi#team 7#naruto fanart#au#nart au#alp art#doodles#was trying to figure out in what order i should post my thoughts but bOY i have no idea how#so ill just post as ideas come#hopefully that doesnt get too confusing#JESUS THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST DRAFTS AND I STILL HAVENT POSTED IT OOPS
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—Having an S/O with long hair (or just hair in general)
Kuroo, Kenma, Akaashi
POV: Im writing this at 2am and I’m running my fingers through my own hair
When you’re sleeping next to him, he’ll make an effort to comb through your hair with his fingers
He likes the way his fingers push through the little knots and tangles like he’s your own personal hairbrush
Sometimes, he can be caught humming as he brushes through your hair
His pretty setter hands are gentle as they lull you to sleep
If you’re in a really deep slumber, he’ll even attempt to braid your hair but it usually turns out loose and messy due to him not wanting to tug too hard to wake you up
You’ve even given him permission to cut your hair once but he looked so disheartened because he wanted to continue playing with your hair at night
And when you confronted him about it, he finally admitted to his little nighttime activities and you found it so endearing that you vowed to never cut your hair too short again
Ever since he’s been exposed, he’s begun to play with your hair when you’re awake
His signature move is to pepper kisses on the crown of your head and hairline
It gets you all hot and bothered every time
It’s canon that Kuroo likes girls with long hair so he’d take every opportunity to touch it
Kuroo will massage your scalp and grab handfuls of your hair before smoothing it out with his own fingers
He’s a little rougher than Akaashi at the roots but eases out as he reaches the tips of your hair
When you’re in public, Kuroo kisses the top of your head because he’s able to both show you affection and inhale that familiar scent of yours that has become his favourite thing in the world
He gets easily lost in your hair, often whispering soft compliments into your scalp as he grips the back of your neck
He’s also built a habit of twirling strands of your hair when you’re studying or off doing something on your own because he craves attention
Tugging on your hair lightly is also an easy way for him to tease you and that obnoxious hyena laugh always makes an entrance when you let out a painful yelp because of his gesture
If it gets your attention, he’ll do whatever it takes
Kenma has long hair of his own so he’s definitely the best with dealing with your long hair
You tend to lay your head on his lap at random times because he’s your comfort space
It also helps that he’ll subconsciously pat your head when you decide to do that
Once, you were craving Kenma’s affection during one of his live streams and laid on top of his lap as you awaited his pats
But because of the screen’s cutoff, his viewers thought you two were doing something else and... he had to explain to them that this was YouTube and not p*rn h*b
It was a mess and he has not let you live it down since
But it still remains your and Kenma’s favourite way to offer affection as he’s able to just stroke your hair without having to speak
Kenma has shampooed your hair on nights you were too tired or drunk and his setter fingers do the trick as they massage each nook and cranny of your scalp like a pro (but what else do those fingers do amiright jk)
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