Why is it that whenever there’s a wlw ship, it’s always the same two people in slightly different fonts?

On the left of each we have the dumbass jock, and on the right the often wealthy book and/or street smart gf who’s always 1000 gayer than their significant other.

And why is the dumbass one ALWAYS the main character? It doesn’t even matter if it’s canon or not. Like how did that happen?

lesbians don’t talk about scissoring/tribbing enough and it’s a crime bc I love doing it.

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

The thought of you sitting down, crossed legs with a tight skirt, pussy hidden from my sight, and pushing me down to my knees drives me fucking insane. Let me please you. Tell me exactly how you want it, how you want me— use my body and tell me how pathetic I look when I beg. Spread your legs, giving me a full-on view of your wetness, and mock me for staring. Grab my chin and put your fingers in my mouth, having me lather them up. Then take them out to slide inside of you— inch-by-inch, painfully fucking slowly, only for my eyes to see. Torture me with your words and coo at how impatient I've become. Make me watch you fuck yourself so well that I wished how those fingers were mine, hitting all of your sweet spots, making you see stars.

ok im going to swing a bat at a hornest's nest right now. what the fuck is the locked tomb actually about. what is it about and why is everyone on my dash obsessed with it AND YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'IT'S GOT LESBIAN NECROMANCERS IN SPACE'. I KNOW THAT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PLOT IS HERE

Saw this on twt and felt the sudden need to do it!!! It's pretty much obvious just seeing my account but here you go

You tied weights to my legs and threw me into Furry Penis Lake and now I’ve seen all the wild fish (genitalia) that live on the bottom

WELCOME TO THE WILD WORLD OF HEMIPENES, ANON

so apothi folks are hardline aro and/or ace? cool, thank you for the explanation!

It's not so much that they are hardline about it; some arospec people are romance favourable or romance neutral, whereas some or romance-repulsed. The fact that they experience little to no romantic attraction is what makes them arospec, but the term apothiromantic would specify that their stance towards romance is that they are repulsed by it. Similarly, there are some people who are asexual who, whilst experiencing little to no sexual attraction, might be neutral about sex or might enjoy it, whereas there are others who are sex-repulsed.

"how are you bi and aroace" google it

"how are you bi and gay" google it.

"how are you-" GOOGLE IT.

So, where are asexuals in the alphabet mafia?

Like Lesbians are the bosses, but what does the rest look like? Are Bis the business people? What about the trans umbrella?

Her

I don't think she feels the same. I’m a sad girl like one of my favorite artists said. Why cant she kiss me? I want her….its been only two dates and nothing. I tried to inch closer to her, as we watched one my favorite shows…nothing. She didn’t get closer. She was just nice. She did me the favor of accompanying me to buy my dog some food in the middle of us watching it. I said thank you. She said its no problem. We got mint gum together. I thought it was so she could kiss me. It was never like that. After walking her to her car we hugged, told her she should text me to let know when we will see each other again. I turned around and my disappointment was immeasurable. I went straight to taking a drink. I want to drown in my immense sadness. I was so disappointed…………I thought this “date” was gonna mean something. I guess she thought we are friends. But oh, do i want so much more. I guess I am inpatient. But then again, I am already twenty years old with out having ever kissed someone. Loved someone. Why is it so hard to love a woman? I am one too. I thought it was going to be so much easier than being with a man. But i was sorely mistaken.

TW: small mentions of SA (not detailed at all), I’m actually confused, please explain, I don’t know what sources are right and I’d rather not end up on terf stuff, short mention of incels, don’t be mean to trans men who use the tag, do not be mean to anybody, if this post is going to upset you right now, don’t read. Transmisandry

Little note before hand: I’m not trying to start a fight or blame anybody, I read quite a few posts under the why are men men tag, and I have never heard of this before? There is no oppression intersection between being a man and anything else, as I can remember. Don’t harass anybody under the tag if you look (I’m saying this like this post is going anywhere lmao)

Not trying to piss people off, but if it sounds wrong or anything, please explain. I’m not trying to be rude, it just doesn’t add up to me, but that might be because of the sources

The feminist movement is meant to be about women’s liberation, especially trans-women, poor women, women of color, disabled women, and women with different sexual orientations.

Im not trying to be mean, but a lot of the talking points from the blogs I’ve seen are just the same exact ones from subreddits like MGTOW and those incel websites. Im not saying trans men don’t face transphobia, but misandry isn’t a real thing. So how can you face transmisandry??

To be oppressed in some type of way, it requires having power over you. As in, the oppressed group can’t be the ones in power. That’s like saying billionaires, white people, able-bodied people, and cishet people are oppressed?

It just doesn’t make sense, men aren’t oppressed for being men. They might fall under oppression from something else, but not for being men. I honestly think what a lot of men mistake “male oppression” for is just capitalism.

The feminist movement isn’t meant to include men, and I would honestly argue for the better. The “problems” men face are often times just from trying to impress other men. There’s other movements for things they need help with i.e. the mental health movement, the me too movement, or any other movements that exist that showcase some form of oppression. Mens “oppression” isn’t really oppression I would argue from being men, as the problems most men face aren’t unique to men. Mental health, SA, or bullying isn’t uncommon in other genders.

Not trying to start a fight, but can somebody please explain to me what it is? Like, what it’s about and if I’m just reading the wrong posts or something??

Hey, lesbians with complicated gender shit, reblog with what you’d tell randoms about your gender and then what you’d tell a really close trans/cisn’t friend about your gender, I want to see something. 

Someone explain to me how Liz is dating with a MAN😭😭😭💀😭

Okay I'm sorry I need to rant about this for a second cos it's gonna bother me if I don't. The fact that some people try to imply that if you as a bi woman are into men who aren't traditionally masculine or men who are comfortable enough in their own masculinity that they are not afraid to dress in a gender non-conforming way (or god forbid you are into nonbinary people cos some of you still can't process the fact that bi people are into all genders) then you MUST be a lesbian and the man you are into is actually secretly gay cos he decided to dress differently once... The fact that these same people will act like they are so supportive of bi people and then try to go out of their way and convince you that you are in fact something else is just insane to me. I know exactly who I am and who I'm attracted to. I'm sure you do too. I'm not gonna go ahead and start making posts about how I think you aren't actually a lesbian cos you find some male celebrity attractive (for the record I definitely don't think that I just couldn't think of another example) And if I realize down the line that I'm actually lesbian then that's fantastic! But that'd be for ME to discover. For now I know exactly who I'm into and I know what I need and if you are not bisexual you don't get a say in what bisexuality is. It's that simple.

Can you explain how you're a "gay man" with a girlfriend..?

no ❤