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danielpolkphotography · 10 months

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#Connecticut #Kent falls #35mm #film #nature

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beeqisch · 1 month

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he is lactose intolerant because i said so

#nooo kon ur ice cream nooo its gonna fall quick kon nooooo #was it worth it? yeah! does he regret it? also yeah.#inspired by my own lactose advntures (no date but i did eat ice cream)#timkon #tim drake #robin #red robin #kon el #conner kent #superboy #dc #young justice #young just us #my art #dc comics

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p1nkshield · 4 months

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Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay….#clark: maybe I don’t want kids…#bros got a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme

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nicholasmoorethetwittermigrant · 9 months

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I love the implication that this in fact the same guy just arbitrarily choosing to look different because he can.

#animation #my adventures with superman #maws #mr mxyzptlk #Mxy #superman the animated series #Clark Kent #Lois lane #jimmy olsen #kiss kiss fall in portal

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aflamboyanceofflamingos · 3 months

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I have a dumb idea

The justice league (Minus Clark and Diana) thinks that Robin is an immortal being that changes form every 5-10ish years because Bruce never told them he had different robins

Robin I and Bruce having issues near the end was just due to the transformation coming near

Robin II only lasting so long and Bruce’s grief after they attribute to something going wrong with the transformation and do think Robin is dead

However when Robin III comes they assume that Bruce’s grumpiness is attributed to him being over protective after the disaster of the last transformation

The Steph comes and goes back to Tim and they’re all thrown but like maybe this version of Robin is genderfluid and they don’t want to be rude so they don’t say anything

And when Damian comes after 5 years it just solidifies this theory as well as Robin probably being genderfluid cause of Carrie

Yes the bat kids have come to the watchtower as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler

Bruce is unaware

The batkids know and are keeping up the act as they wait for the perfect moment to descend from the celing, all wearing the robin uniform and traumatizing the Justice League

#Clark and Diana are also aware #but they’re curious to see how it plays out #so they help the kids keep up the act #clark kent #diana prince #bruce wayne #robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephaine brown #damian wayne #carrie kelley #justice league #j’onn is offend that he falls under the no meta rule but Robin clearly being a shapeshifter as well doesn’t #yes he can read minds #no he does not know

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mikakuna · 2 months

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i have this thing where i involuntarily make really high pitched noises because i literally cannot help it. it's basically a vocal stim.

so now i'm imagining baby jay during his robin run who has little vocal stims that sound like a baby chick. he already looks like one with his yellow cape wrapped completely around him and only his little wide-eyed face poking out.

sometimes he gets so excited or worked up during patrol that he makes baby chick noises while hopping around and hiding in bruce's cape. it just happens, okay! bruce absolutely loves it-- he imagines his inner self just falling to his knees and clutching his heart because oh his little baby is so precious...

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bruce: robin, this is superman and wonder woman.

little jay who's so happy he can't form words: *squeaky baby chick noises*

#jay baby is just very precious #he tilts his head like a puppy when he's confused #the manor floor has a dent from how many times bruce falls to his knees #happy baby jason just casually making grown adults fall to their knees because he's so cute #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #robin jason todd #second robin #batman #bruce wayne #bruce and jason #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #diana prince

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footballshowrot · 1 year

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royjamie thesis statement👍

#spoilers its all six at the same time. they contain multitudes 👍#[speaking through megaphone] THEY ARE SIX6️⃣ AND NINE9️⃣......[falls to my knees] do u get it.............#lol silly guys #royjamie #roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso #rot riffing

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sdv-said-what · 4 months

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Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley memes #stardew valley community #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv kent #stardew valley kent #sdv demetrius #stardew valley demetrius #meme #memes #source: gravity falls

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jesncin · 7 months

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I suppose Ma'als deal with simping on Lex Luthor is partially from "I can fix him."?

no, he just thinks Lex is hot lol

Ma'al isn't seeking commitment or any real deal relationship that requires some sort of growth on either end, he just wants to have fun. He's the kind of person who would make up superficial reasons as to why someone he's attracted to would have good chemistry with him.

#askjesncin #superman #clark kent #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #lex luthor #ma'alefa'ak #jl remix #ma'al's got major trust issues too from his time on mars #he'd consider the idea of falling in love cringe and a curse

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elloras · 8 months

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Ted Lasso: Big Week

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #ted lasso by episode #jamie tartt #roy kent #roy x jamie #royjamie #isaac mcadoo #afc richmond #keeley jones #jamie x keeley #rebecca welton #nate shelley #richard montlaur #*#of course brett wrote one of the most unhinged episodes lmao #in retrospect this is also when I really started to fall for royjamie

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thetarttfuldickhead · 8 months

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I think it's worth noting that this outraged disbelief

isn't just Jamie's reaction to Zava's arrival in general but his direct reaction to Roy and Zava sharing a respectful nod.

Like, this guy gets a nod from Roy Kent? This guy does?

Um, I've been Roy's nemesis forever and ever and I'm the prick and the star on this team and I've cried on his shoulder while he held me so so tight and I was there to (try to) pick up the pieces when this idiot dumped his amazing and gorgerous and fantastic girlfriend and I was all he could think of when he was first getting together with her and I've had his poster on my wall since I was a kid and he's called me a pretty boy and an ugly boy and he thinks my right foot was kissed by god but this guy gets a nod?

i mean, Jamie would never have never have been Zava's number one fan (Dani was right there, after all) but after this? It's on sight, bruv.

#seriously though #jamie IS shocked that roy would fall into the zava line like this #and i think it crushes him a little #only then roy offers to train him!#and jamie perks RIGHT back up!#he is SO MUCH HAPPIER in 3x04 #after just one (1) session with roy #on a happier note jamie is dead pretty here #being disbelieveing and disgruntled suits him #then again #what doesn't #jamie tartt #roy kent #zava #roy & jamie #3x03 #ted lasso #my stuff

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beeqisch · 11 months

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timkon doodles because i am insane extremely normal

ignore any mistakes im too lazy to fix them this is just for fun anyway

#theyre my fav thing to post #bottom right is personal fav if u like anything else ur wrong #me when :) i fill a whole canvas with timkon :)#yippee yay yay yippe #timkon #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #red robin #superboy #dc #i cant fall asleep so... yea #my art

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princessaxoxo · 8 months

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Pumpkin Kisses

Clark Kent x Reader

Summary: Clark and you have a date at a pumpkin patch which leads to fun in the corn maze

Warnings: NSFW, 18+ Only, some fluff, unprotected sex (p in v), public sex, fingering, dirty talk, cussing, squirting

Word Count: 1.3k+

Autumn is always your favorite time of year—the breeze in the air, how the leaves change colors, and, in your opinion, pumpkin patches. The enjoyment you feel searching for the biggest pumpkin to carve is unlike any other. Clark and you pulled into the pumpkin patch; your eyes sparkled at the sight of all the pumpkins, pumpkin cider, and, best of all, the corn maze they surprisingly have this year.

After you both exit the car, you immediately grab his hand and go in search of the perfect pumpkin. For the next few hours, you and Clark examine different pumpkins to find the perfect one. “How is this one?” Clark asked you, and looking at the pumpkin in full, you knew it was the one. The pumpkin was perfectly round, with no dents, and the color was bright.

You pointed towards the cornfield, and Clark turned his head. “Stud muffin, we need to go through the maze,” you said, ecstatic. Knowing how happy it would make you, he couldn’t turn the opportunity away. “I’d be delighted to go through the maze with you, sweetheart,” he said before kissing you.

Clark picked up the pumpkin, his muscles bulging underneath his shirt as he carried it to pay. After placing the pumpkin in the trunk, he held on to your hand and headed towards the corn maze. The sky was starting to change into different shades of orange and yellow.

The two of you are holding hands while laughing hysterically and walking through the maze. Realizing you and Clark are reaching a dead end, the both of you stop for a moment, still laughing as he pulls you into his arms.

Looking down at you and smiling, he kissed you softly. “Mhm, yummy.” His kisses are always so sweet; his lips are molded flawlessly with yours. “I think we’re stuck, sweetheart,” he laughed. His laugh is so infectious that it vibrates through you. “I think you may be right; I underestimated this,” you chuckled.

“We need to try and find our way out; let’s go, honey.” You started on your way, but Clark stayed in his spot, not moving an inch. You turned around to look at him. “What are you doing?” He made a motion with his hand to walk back to him. “I think this is the perfect timing.”

“Perfect timing for what?” You gave him a weird expression. “I’ve always wanted to have sex with you in a public place.” Clark winked at you with a smile. You looked around; the both of you were alone, and you didn’t hear anyone nearby. This was the first time Clark mentioned wanting to have public sex; you’ve fantasized about this too. You stood up on your tip-toes, looked at him, and said, “Let’s do it, stud muffin.”

Clark and you started to kiss, and you bit his bottom lip to tease him a little every time he tried to go back in for another one. "y/f/n, are you going to tease me right now?” He raised his eyebrow at you, and you playfully said, "Mhm, and what are you going to do about it?”

Hearing you say that in such a condescending tone was shocking. He knew you were trying to provoke him. In bed, Clark likes to be fairly rough but overall gentle with you. However, since you were acting like a brat, he would fuck you like one.

The two of you were standing in the middle of the small cornfield, and his kisses were becoming more aggressive. The thought of the two of you having sex in public with the possibility of being caught made your pussy and your panties dampen.

Clark's long fingers run over your silky skin, trailing underneath your skirt and finding their way between your smooth thighs. His fingers glide against your clit, covered by your soaked panties. His lips brush against your ear as he begins to whisper, “My sweet girl, drenched for me already, always ready for me to fuck you." This was a new side of Clark you were seeing, and you couldn’t wait to see more of it.

Clark began to rub his fingers between your folds before plunging two into you. He wasn’t going to take his time and be gentle with you, as usual. No, he wanted you to beg for him to stop; he wanted you to become so sensitive from making you come. He was going to fuck that attitude out of you.

Clark increased his speed, his digits still inside you. You could feel a new sensation in your lower stomach; that feeling was building until it popped like a bubble. "Clark, Oh my!” you screamed.

Your head was in a haze, and your eyes closed as you felt your legs shaking and starting to buckle. Clark kissed your jaw. “Look at this delicious mess you made all over me." You opened your eyes and looked down at his shirt, realizing you had squirted. Your breathing was still erratic, and in utter shock, you felt a little embarrassed, but Clark wouldn’t let that happen.

He ripped off your panties, surprising you by stuffing them in your mouth. Clark picked you up, walking over to the piles of hay that were stacked high and pushing you up against them. You undid his belt and zipper, pulling his cock out. He spitted in his hand, rubbing it around, and eased himself into your silk folds, lathering himself with your juices before plunging into you with his head thrown back with a groan. “This pussy is made for me.”

His muscles strained under his shirt as he moved deeper into you with each snap of his hips. Clark watched you take off your sweater in a hurry and then pull down your bra so he could see your tits bounce up and down. The sight of them made him more eager. You twisted one of your nipples, making you whimper in pleasure.

“Nope, you wanted to act like a brat; you’ll be treated as one.” Clark swatted your hand away and grabbed your tit, leaning forward and circling your nipple with his tongue.

The mixture between him sucking on your tits and fucking you at once was becoming too much. Your resolve was crumbling; he could see that you were about to come. So he made his movements faster, and when you finally did, he didn’t stop. He wanted you to be sensitive. "Baby, ah," you pushed on his chest, but Clark wasn’t budging.

He removed his mouth from your nipple and decided to move his hand down to your clit and rubbed viciously, your face screwed up in pleasure and pain. That same feeling from earlier returned. Clark removed his finger from your clit and brought it to your mouth.

“Open up,” he said in a low growl. You knew what to do. You sucked on his fingers with a moan that sent him into a spiral. Clark was close—too close. "Baby, I’m coming.” You felt yourself soak him with your juices.

"Shit, sweetheart, I’m going to fill you up with my cum. Want all my cum like a good girl?” He asked you with a primal look in his eyes, "Yes, baby, fill me up." With your pussy grasped around his cock, his seed poured into you. Clark eased out of you, the two of you holding onto each other and breathing in sync to calm down. He slowly puts you down, grabbing your face gently and kissing you. “Are you okay?” You loved that Clark was so attentive and caring. “Mhm, trust me, I’m perfect.”

The two of you got dressed; you saw his glasses on the ground and giggled at the fact that neither of you paid attention to them falling. You saw how dark the sky had gotten. “We should hurry and find our way out before they close and we get stuck here all night, stud muffin." The rest of the way out, Clark was pulling hay out of your hair, making the both of you giggle.

You both reached the end of the maze at the perfect time. Over the speakers, they announced the pumpkin patch was closing for the night and would reopen again tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. “This is our yearly tradition now, sweetheart.”

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walnutmistjamie · 7 months

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Roy and the bicycle falling — requested by anon

#tedlassogif #didn't know which fall exactly #so have them all #never noticed jamie face on the last scene before #he doesnt give a fuck #roy kent #jamie tartt #roy x jamie #*mine: gifs #request

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kore-arts · 22 days

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DRUMROLL

Me and @aurora-bore-aura have whipped up a Fabulous new au!

Introducing! The Lost Voices!

What happens when you toss in an Ex Hero, his “younger” and Older siblings(read Dani and Dan), His Two Partners, Red Robin on a Year long Vacay with his Partners Bernard and Kon and Ember the Pop Rock Ghost In one Van?

That's Right! Band Au bitches!!!! Well band and food truck au since I hc Bernard as Totes tone deaf.

Ok so

Danny! He retired, in desperate need of a new Vacation and Hobby.

And surprisingly Ember absolutely went wild when she invited him to ghost karaoke.

So his wail gave him a sirens voice, that's new. Welcome!

Wait. What if he made a Band?

Turns out Tucker is a Wizard with a soundboard. And Sam plays the Bass and drums nicely.

And for a bit the four played gigs all over the place, a niche band called the Lost Voices. (Sam suggested and that earned a surprising Kiss from Ember. Hey! Poly Band time hehehe)

Sure Tucker pre-recorded the drums. But they All agreed they wanted a bit more. A fresher view.

So! Auditions!

(Not done Bernard Yet)

Ok so Gay/Bi panic. And oh, the ancients were Tim and Kon good.

Tims voice a holy thing and his drum playing is even better.

And Kon!!! The piano was a surprise but man his fingers moved at a unmatched speed. Ok Danny *knew* they were semi death touched. Eh probably just liminal.

So they are invited! And they play in metropolis for a while and they start booming

Tim and Kon grin seeing a opportunity.

One Band van, one food truck and a Tour set up later? They are officially on the road and on tour for a Year. With Dan Driving and Dani happily along the ride they are set!

Tim did make it clear its a vacation and he would send postcards unless it's monthly call or emergency.

Babs is still laughing because he forgot to mention he is in the band that's rising faster then Canaries old band.

Oh well, time to remind Dick and Bruce to not constantly call.