#bros got a real num num cookie situation on his hands
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Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?
Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.
Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?
Batman: shhh, be quiet
*scuttling from above*
Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.
Superman: the wHAT!?
Batman: what did you bring?
Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-
Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!
*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*
Robin!dick: please give me some pie please
Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.
Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!
Superman: 0_0
#dick grayson#bruce wayne#clark kent#robin!dick#batman#superman#Robin don’t practice eating upside down#please Robin I beg of you#if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover#okay….#clark: maybe I don’t want kids…#bros got a real num num cookie situation on his hands#poor brucie#Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme
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