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p1nkshield · 4 months
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Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?
Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.
Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?
Batman: shhh, be quiet
*scuttling from above*
Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.
Superman: the wHAT!?
Batman: what did you bring?
Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-
Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!
*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*
Robin!dick: please give me some pie please
Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.
Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!
Superman: 0_0
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remembering that house doesn’t think gay sex makes you gay
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wentzmp3 · 9 months
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He loves just picking up those tiny guys
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b-dwolf · 25 days
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SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
BUCK S T I L L DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS JEALOUS OF.
WE ARE GOING TO WITNESS EVAN BUCKLEY REALIZE HE IS IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND NEXT EPISODE.. AREN’T WE.
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evildilf2 · 5 months
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Bruh moment when you’re watching no fap propaganda out of sheer curiosity and the guy puts Elliott Smith instrumentals on in the background
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annoyingkinghater · 5 months
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He’s blonde…
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zappedbyzabka · 4 months
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Oh
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northwestofinsanity · 8 months
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mcnuggyy · 1 year
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NEVER in my life of watching shitty reality tv shows have I seen a “straight couple” get together, break up, and then START CRUSHING ON THE SAME GUY…. kinda based
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holypowell · 1 year
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the only script cut i’ll accept is the time jump where phoenix is at the hangar at the end !! she and rooster are besties with no real implication of anything more throughout the script/film.. JAKE AND MAV were implied more than her and rooster i’m sorry to say
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monards · 20 days
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conjuring the most insane Rhine asks in my head so I can. Get the most rambles out of one ask
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scrapnickthesecond · 9 months
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It’s our 13 year anniversary and my man said I remind him of “Sweet Dee when she’s on crack” happy anniversary
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killingmoon · 9 months
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HALLO???
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angelbvn · 7 months
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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths
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mycological-mariner · 8 months
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The Dreadnoughts are Canadian?!
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bunny-xoxo · 1 year
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Okay 😭
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