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evildilf2 · 3 days
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U don’t understand the horror of being balls deep in a stranger & ur eyes adjust in the dark to see the American flag with the blue line hanging on the wall… “haha that’s weird”… >later >lights turn on to find pants >police academy training book on the floor >goodbye world
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shostakoviich · 7 months
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joan baez calling bob dylan unwashed on diamonds and rust was the insanest read of the 1970s
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neil-gaiman · 1 year
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I'm just putting this up here so I can find it again. Russian Red sings All My Little Words in Spanish.
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lttl3babybug · 10 months
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MASTERLIST
Request status: Closed!
You can find all my fics, drabbles and headcanons here! And if you’d like to request but are unsure of who I write for check out my intro post here!
LOTR
Hair Braiding, Regressor!Legolas, Cg!Gimli
Flip!Pippin Took Headcanons!
Cg!Samwise Gamgee Headcanons!
ROTTMNT
Pillow Fort, Regressor!Donnie, Cg!Leo
Regressor!Donnie headcanons!
Regressor!Leo struggling to slip headcanons!
Regressor!Raph headcanons!
Comfort Cuddles, Regressor!Raph, Cg!Mikey
Family Portrait, Regressor!Mikey!
Into the Spider-Verse
Cg!Spider-Man Noir headcanons!
Building Blocks, Cg!Noir, Agere!Penni+Miles
Scott Pilgrim
Bedtime routine, Regressor!Scott, Cg!Wallace headcanons!
Regressor!Gideon Graves headcanons!
Caregiver Ramona Flowers headcanons!
Babysitter!Ramona watching regressor!Scott headcanons!
The little things, regressor!Scott
Regressor!Scott, Regressor!Wallace headcanons!
A little slip up, Cg!Wallace, Regressor!Scott
Regressor!Scott and Cg!Wallace headcanons!
Hazbin Hotel
Staring, cg!Adam & regressor!reader
Warm milk and snuggles, cg!husker & regressor!reader
Cg!Vox & Regressor!Velvette Headcanons!
Cg!Rosie & Uncle!Alastor Headcanons!
Cg!Sir Pentious, Padded!Regressor!Reader Headcanons!
Cg!Adam, Regressor!Reader Headcanons!
Cg!Lucifer, baby!regressor!Reader Headcanons!
Nightmares, cg!Sir Pentious & Regressor!Reader
Cg!Sir Pentious Headcanons!
Cg!Angel Dust & Padded!Regressor!Reader
Cg!Lucifer Morningstar Headcanons!
Cg!Husker Headcanons!
Cg!Rosie & Clingy!Baby!Reader headcanons!
Cg!Angel Dust Headcanons
Regressor!Niffty & Cg!Alastor
Babysitter, regressor!reader & babysitter!Alastor
Crayon scribbles, regressor!reader & cg!Alastor
Angel Dust Stimboard
Alastor Stimboard
Helluva Boss
Cg!Asmodeus & Baby!Regressor!Reader
Cg!Stolas Headcanons!
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evildilf2 · 2 days
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evildilf2 · 2 days
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evildilf2 · 3 days
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My safe foods if my followers want to feed me: air fryer salmon, a whole turkey, 2% milk (used to be whole milk but alas adverse health effects), butter beans, green olives (no pimento or filling)
My enemy foods if my followers want to kill me: cheese, peas, Alfredo sauce, chicken, tomatoes, most vegetables actually, most sauces, most meats, grapes
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evildilf2 · 2 years
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People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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evildilf2 · 2 years
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evildilf2 · 2 months
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Hey guys, my friend Ayiko recently got diagnosed with colon cancer and needs help paying for his cancer treatments.
“*grey freeze frame* i’m sure you’re wondering how i got here—and for those of you who don’t know, i’m Ayiko, a 22 year old queer artist and musician. I’ve always been a creative, from theatre to a film major. My dream is to keep creating, to keep telling stories, to keep sharing my art with the world and with your help i’ll be able to continue with what i love, with my passions. On the night of February the 6th, what was thought to be a routine doctor visit for severe stomach pain turned into an in-patient hospital stay. A CT-Scan revealed the source of the pain was from a rare telescoping and entanglement of the intestines, known as Intussusception. After a successful colonoscopy relieved the pain, it also revealed a lump that was removed during the procedure. Further testing by the pathology department discovered that not only was the lump cancerous but there were additional tumors that were inaccessible without open surgery. The cancer had grown into 5cm tumors and had spread to some lymph nodes. On February the 17th i went under the knife(or in this case a laser) for a robotic colectomy to remove the remaining cancer. There was very little risk in it spreading and it was one of the least aggressive cancer of its type(Neuroendocrine Tumor of the Gastrointestinal Tract). After the surgery, i will be unable to lift more than 10 lbs or walk for long periods of time, which has left me unemployed. Now in post-recovery, i gently ask the community to rally behind my family and i as we face the financial burdens of hospital bills. As a first generation immigrant i am also aware of the family back home that my parents have to look after too(in fact my father is going to visit Uganda in less than a week). That’s why we would greatly appreciate donations of any amount, as i continue my recovery and face the possibility of chemotherapy. Just sharing the link can go a long way. Thanks for reading!” -Ayiko @pretty-roach
Currently donations are at 1.2k out of a 20k goal- any & all help is appreciated, please reblog to circulate.
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evildilf2 · 1 month
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evildilf2 · 4 months
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evildilf2 · 5 months
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evildilf2 · 1 year
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Come on guys we can figure it out if we all just put our cocks together
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evildilf2 · 2 years
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Real as fuck
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evildilf2 · 6 months
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