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kalliyen · 1 year

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Seatmate Sweetness

Pairing: 4nemo Boys x GN!Reader (seperate)

Featuring: Venti, Xiao, Heizou, Kazuha, Wanderer

Genre: Fluff, Crack, teasing?? is that a genre idk, school au, modern au

Summary: Seatmates who have a sweet secret crush on you ;)

Reader’s Pronouns: Not specified

Warning: this is gonna be shit cause i haven’t written i so long bye 😘 🤾‍♀️

Disclaimer: ⚠️ ONLY A WORK OF FICTION!

♯ Venti !

Venti as a seatmate would be….interesting to say the least

he’s that kid who’s always late even if he lives literally just across the school

he also has this tendency to sleep in class, when he finds the topic boring

which is, every topic in every subject

but when your homeroom adviser changed the seating arrangements and you were assigned to sit next to him, he started changing

he noticed that you were a very precise person. always at class on time very smart responsible the whole smart kid shebang yk

and when YOU were assigned to seat beside him, you were dreading it. great, now someone was just going to get in the way of your studies.

a few weeks go bye and venti is still the same as ever, slacking off, sleeping in class, and one day he even drooled a bit on your paper, which finally made you snap

luckily there wasn’t any teacher in class at the moment to witness you snapping

let’s just say his cheek was red for the whole day, and not in a good way.

he told his friends about it, which they said he deserved, which made him seethe even more

at night he thought about it, how you would focus in class, how your hair would cover you face when you double checking your notes

you looked adorable while doing it, he thought. now his face got even more red, now this time out of embarrassment

how could he realize he liked you after you slapped him infront of the class? was it a kink or something?

the next day, you apologize to him, which he didn’t even notice or listen to you for that matter, focused on your lips rather than what was coming out of it.

“venti? hello? are you listening?” you say waving your hand around his face

“i know how you can make it up to me y/n” venti starts, “really? what is it?” you say confused, tilting your head to the side

“we could go on a date together!” now both of your cheeks were a rosy pink

♯ Xiao

now xiao here was the silent smart type as we all know, while you were the giddy type who couldn’t seem to stay in your seat

he didn’t really mind it to be honest, you rarely talked to each other. but there was an understanding that you both respected each other’s space.

when your history teacher, mr. zhongli, assigned you together for an assignment, you didn’t really mind. xiao was smart and hot, from what you could tell he was also somewhat kind in his own peculiar way

you worked on it together for the rest of the period, and xiao couldn’t help but notice his heart beating even faster than it did before. it always beated quickly when you were around, which made him feel confuse inside.

after class, he asked his father figure mr. zhongli (wow who would’ve thought i did this)

“i don’t know sir, whenever im near them my heart beats 10 miles an hour, i don’t know if this is a good or bad feeling sir, perhaps whenever im close to them i might meet my demise? is this a sign that something bad will happen if i go near them? should i stay away from them? but i don’t want to stay away from them, their very kind and sweet, albeit sometimes loud, and sometimes i-“

zhongli cuts off xiao before he can utter another word, zhongli comes to the conclusion that his son was very down bad for you.

“it seems that you have developed romantic feelings for y/n. and might i add xiao, i do approve of this liking towards them, they are a very caring and sweet person indeed. this is merely a suggestion, but why don’t you tell them how they make you feel? the school festival is about to commence soon, that would be a good opportunity wouldn’t it?”

xiao thought about it for a minute, yes it was a good idea. but how will he ask you?

zhongli suggests to ask you by word, or if xiao is too nervous then by letter, xiao decides on the latter part.

he goes home that day, on his desk, pen in hand and staring at the paper.

he has so much to say and at the same time, nothing at all. he wants to tell you everything and nothing at the same time. is this what love feels like?

finally after what felt like hours, he’s finished his letter to you, making sure it looks presentable, because you only deserve the best.

he makes sure to wake up extra early the next morning, and make it to school before you do

he places the letter on your desk, and waits for you, anxiously replaying all the possibilities in his head

lucky for him, the outcome he was expecting most, came to fruition

♯ Heizou

heizou here is the diligent yet flirty president of your class. while you were quiet and kept mostly to yourself, choosing to draw in your sketchbook rather than converse with anyone.

it’s not like you didn’t have friends, you just didn’t like talking much.

since you sit on the front beside heizou, your often bombarded with the amount of paper he has piled on his desk because of yhe obscene homeworks the teachers assign you.

it kinda bothers you a bit when you barely have any room to put your things on your side of the desk but you don’t say anything, because every morning heizou sits at his side of the desk you can see his baggy eyes and unkempt hair which makes him 10x more attractive in your opinion. but he didn’t need to know that

during another one of his stress sessions you seem him struggling with a particular project in a subject you were quite good at.

but of course heizou didn’t have any balls to ask anyone for help, having the mindset of “because i am the president, i shan’t let anyone see any weakness.” (which was total bullshit btw)

you meekly tapped his shoulder which made his face bolt directly to you, way closer than he was intending

you offer your help, saying he clearly needed it and at this point heizou doesn’t have the energy to decline, so he listens to you explain the assignment in full detail, taking note how your eyes seems to glint in the sunlight and how your soft hands brushed his slightly calloused ones

he may or may not go to you when there’s an assignment on purpose, even if he fully understands the concept.

he thinks it’s a win win, he can spend more time with you and complete his tasks

(even if he’s just staring at you 99% of the time)

♯ Kazuha

let’s be real this boy is rarely in school

but when he is at school, he’s just sleeping most of the time

when the teachers try to corner him with a question when they catch him dozing off, he manages to answer them correctly

they ignore him after that LMAOOOOO

but when you, transfer to his school in the middle of the year and get assigned next to him, he starts to take a liking to you

you’d make notes for him in class while he sleeps, thinking he had a rough night before, which he finds really nice and so adorable

of course in return, he helps you with concepts you don’t understand or if you’re having trouble understanding japanese

he doesn’t know how he ended up in this situation but right now your in his home, speaking to his moms and having dinner with them

it’s not like he didn’t like that you were at his home, quite the opposite frankly but it turns out that his mothers find out about his little crush on you

all evening his mothers have been indirectly teasing him, even going as far as almost revealing his crush on you

after dinner was finally over, he takes you to his room (his moms gave him teasing winks that made his face all red) and showed you all the memorabilia he’s acquired from his adventures with his moms

you found them so amazing, and when you look back at him he’s stepping forward to you which makes you freeze in place, despite feeling a quick warmth on your lips

your at his house even more often after that event ;)

♯ Wanderer

absolutely HATES GOING TO SCHOOL

but is one of the top students 🤷‍♂️

his aunt makes him go saying that learning is an essential part at life

“auntie that’s bs i don’t-“ he gets slapped in the face

goes to school cause he didn’t wanna get spanked in the face again LMAOOAOAOA

as his deskmate he actually really really likes you, even more than a deskmate actually

but boy has no way to tell you

sometimes he sees that you have nothing to eat for lunch so he gives you his “extra” saying that he doesn’t want you to faint in class, making him take you to the nurse’s office

nahida always wonders why her nephew stays up so late to make food for 2 people, but she doesn’t push the subject further

you thought it was really sweet of him, and his cooking was amazing! why would people say that he’s mean and an arrogant bastard? (he is tho just not to you lol)

you wanna repay him with something, so you decide to make some brownies for him, not knowing he despises sweets

you stay up all night, wanting to make them as perfect as the food he gives you

you pack it in a cute lil bento with a lil thank you note sticked to it and get to bad, excited of what his reaction will be to the pastry you’ve made him

the next do you can clearly see the disinterest in his face when he sees your brownies (he thinks he’s hiding it well he’s really not) which makes you feel really bad

“do you not like them? i can make something else for you, i just wanted to return the favor since you always give me your extra lunch, i’m sorry if this isn’t what you like”

his face goes IMMEDIATELY red with embarrassment, mostly at himself because of how a dumbass he is 💀

“i didn’t mean it with i’ll intent y/n, it’s just that i’m not really fond of sweets, but i would like to try one” he responds an idea popping into his head

“really? what is it? i’ll make it for you! to make up for these ones you don’t like, just give me the recipe and-“ you get cut off by him hooking his fingers under your chin

“you”

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a/n: bye this is so cringe if my friends see this they will never let me live this down

if your my friend irl PLEASE RESPECTFULLY STFU 😂😂😂

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plsdonttakemyname · 6 months

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Midnight texts, or should i say early in the morning...

Characters: Scaramouche / Wanderer, Heizou, Kazuha , Childe

Modern Au ! Genshin men x reader

Childe Version

Heizou Version

Kazuha Version

A/n my request box is always open so you can request anytime, sorry for inactivity, I still write for bsd but I mostly am going to post more genshin stuff 😭

SCARAMOUCHE

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oddshroom · 1 year

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Nah imagine in a modern world where you’re a Middle school > High Schooler > College Student, except it’s with Genshin Characters

Imagine

Scaramouche is always pinching you anywhere and your face to annoy the hell out of you only to walk way grinning ☠️

Childe just bother the teacher for no reason

Zhongli tries to convince the teacher into giving him tea

Xiao being that emo middle schooler

Ayaka being that friendly smart girl that helps you out whenever you need it

Hu Tao who encourages Childe

Lumine that helps you out as well

Yelan pulling people left & right

Albedo being the one who causes explosions in chemistry with sucrose

Childe failing majority of his classes

Venti being known as the person that’s high but is a bard that wants to involve you for no reason?? 😭

Diluc just trying to get through school without talking to Kaeya

Kaeya who constantly looks for Diluc to annoy him

Aether who gets dragged by the others such as venti or Childe

Venti & Childe who are trying to scam you

Signora who constantly mocks and talks down on venti right to his face

Y/n who has known these people since middle school and at least has one of them in their class

Scaramouche who acts like a smart smartass

Barbara who reprimands the guys who try and involve you

Zhongli that never has money wherever you go

Childe who bought you a sandwich after hitting you with a basketball back in middle school P.E

Yelan who tries her nail polish on you to see if it’s a good shade

Childe, Venti, Itto, & Albedo who got detention after doing something that they were told not to do something but still doing it

Albedo who got detention because he mixed chemicals he wasn’t suppose to

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akiraruru · 1 year

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Would you love me if I was a lamp?!

Included: multiple

Content warning/s: none

A/n: I HATE math, our math exam only allows us to answer for 1 HOUR MF DIDNT EVEM LET ME FINISH IT I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SOLVE THAT LAST 2 PROBLEMS BCS OF IT. Anyway new layout, not using the genre thingy anymore

I would love you no matter what you are, dear.

ZHONGLI, Diluc (?), THOMA, KAZUHA

I can't find myself loving a lamp.

Tighnari, AL HAITHAM

No.

AL HAITHAM, Diluc, wanderer/scaramouche (?)

Why would you ask that? Is it because you're in-lamped with me? (Get it in-lamped, inloved? Yeah no that was bad)

CYNO, Venti

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saigawrites · 10 months

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My dear gelatin orb pet,

Seelie! Genshin x Platonic! Gn! Reader

Inazuma edition

Tags : crack, fluff, scenarios, headcanons

Warninigs : mentions of stalking, animal attack

Summary : you took home a strange creature that looked nothing like anything in your world. So you somehow try to live and be friends with the peculiar pet of yours.

A strange flying orb is now basking in your presence, observing you attentively. Uneasiness filled your entire being as you were stared down at, so you attempted to break the suffocating atmosphere by talking to the orbit. Minutes pass, and there is no reaction whatsoever, until the little thing flies off somewhere, only to return with a torn off paper sheet and a pencil in their tiny nubs.

Heizou ♥︎

"Hey~! I am Heizou, the great detective of Inazuma! It sure was a dream of mine to one day meet someone as odd as you! I hope we can get along with each other, even with our different physical traits. I was wondering, could I please make a psychological study with you? I want to know if there's any more oddities about you, especially your mind!"

Okay, why is this period blood blob trying to attempt psychological experiments with you now? You just met, and he's already looking through your soul 🧐.

You might suck at geography but you never heard anything about the so called 'Inazuma'. Wait, so he's an alien?

That theory have already explained why he was so interested in your psychology, and honestly, you were kind of scared of him after the realization.

But it was still hard to feel threatened by an dark red floating circle with a little bouncing antenna. Maybe he used that to communicate with his species?

You weren't familiar with the behavior of different creatures from another planets, but you discovered that these one seemed to be extra clingy.

He floats after you everywhere, always watching with the most attentive gaze, looking out for any type of quirks you might have. You became all the more aware of him, secretly staring at him with your peripheral vision so that he couldn't try anything funny🤨.

He would startle you a lot, annoying you and scaring you on purpose. He LOVES your reactions, whether it would be you losing your temper and tossing him around like a basketball, or you screaming at the top of your lungs when you feel something slimy wiggle under your shirt.

You're lucky that he doesn't do that all the time. Surprisingly, the cherry colored orb has his own business to do, which is just as strange as his appearance. He likes to go out, watch and stalk random people on the street. You found out when you caught him red-handed in the act, hiding behind a bush and looking at all the people passing by.

You tried to scold him, tell him that it's dangerous to go around for him like that, but to no avail, he would always nod in confirmation and then do the same thing on the next day.

So you decided to find him a hobby, something that would distract him long enough from harassing strangers on the streets. And that is, television. News channels in particular.

It was completely accidental when you found out about his interest. You were extra bored, and decided to finally watch the TV in like a decade. Soon you found your crimson red companion levitating in the hall, glancing at the TV and back to you a few times before flying to your side and nuzzling in your lap, making himself comfortable in your warm hoodie. Petting his tiny body, you both took in the situations happening all around the world.

Arataki Itto ♡

"HEY THERE!!! IM THE FAMOUS ARATAKI ITTO!! THE LEDER OF THE ARATAKI GANG!!! ITS NICE TO MEET YOU!!! WHATS YOUR NAME? LETS BE FRIENDS!! YOU LOOK SO COOL!!!! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY GANG?"

Woah, that's one... energetic light bulb. Bouncing on your office table cheerily while his long vertical horns wobble a bit, he squeaks excitedly as if he just found out he won a lottery. Well, he kinda did though, if you're the one to take care of him.

At least that's what he thinks, as your demonstration of desiring to bathe him from all the dirt and dust he somehow gathered gave him all the right signals.

Even if he splashed and spilled all the water onto you, and wiggled and squeaked under the turned on faucet like an over-energized parrot, still, you would rub his soapy circular body with care, patting him with the softest towel of yours that he was sure you were the fittest blob-parent of all.

Did I mention parrots? He is one. An even more chaotic one. You have to hold him with your most strong grasp from him speeding across your house like a flash, bouncing off walls, ceiling and the floor like a deflated balloon. You always have to scold him like a concerned parent about how his form is not exactly unbreakable, and he still needs to be careful with surroundings.

And that escalated into him finding your bed as the best trampoline he can access. You want to stop him and tell him that he's going to break the carcass if he continues, but you just can't resist the sight of a palm sized jelly ball jumping on your bed gleefully, ridiculously rotating in the air as he lets happy sounds escape his nonexistent vocal cords.

Sometimes you would curse the universe for making your circle companion this cute, because he sure can cause a lot of trouble. Almost getting mauled by the neighbors dog because he wanted to pet it two days ago and almost breaking all of your glass dishes because he wanted to help you make the table yesterday. Oh boy, I'm sure excited for what's in store for the future😀.

Though, it was what you should've expected from a supposed gang leader. He even invited you to be a member of this band of his, remember?

You do agree now with all those shoujo mangas where the gangsta would actually be a softie inside, because your glowing orange ball friend sure is, no matter how destructive he acts.

Yae miko ♥︎

"My, my... such a interesting creature you are! It is sure a blessing for me to be in your presence, another amusing humanoid~. I am the Guuji of the Grand Narukami shrine, Yae Miko. I am also the owner of the Yae publishing house. As a grandee of the kitsune clan, it is a pleasure of mine to be familiar with such a high being like you. I am in your care from now on, my dear~"

WHAT IS THIS LIGHT PINK DOWNTURNED FOX EARS GAS FILLED BALLOON ON🗣🙌💯🔥🔥

On all seriousness though, you tried your hardest to understand atleast half of what she wrote, but so far what you seemed to catch is that she's nowhere near an earth creature. Oh and her name is Yae Miko.

Confusedly glancing at her then at her message, your nerve cells steamed as they tried to figure out what type of emotions you should be feeling in this case. The guuji seemed to be quite entertained by your puzzled face and somewhat judging side eye.

Her actions make you no less confused, as you question why would she harshly tug on your clothes at the most randomest times of the day. Out of nowhere, the pink squishy orb would just sail in the air over to you, and then pinch a spot on your clothed body and pull it with an incomprehensible strength.

Which leads you to chasing her, speeding up after her oddly fast self. With groans and screams you would finally catch up to her and squeeze her annoying ass to smitherins☠.

If you don't react to her antics, she'll keep being even more of an ass and pinch on your skin, hard. So far atleast half of your body now itches and pulsates because of your flying jelly companion.

Other than annoying you, the cherry blossom blob with ears likes to do research. Literally on anything. It ranges from politics, history, culture to bitcoin, nfts and all of the other shady stuff. She doesn't take half of the happening seriously, finding the stupidity of your kind ridiculous.

Oh, and she is going to shove it in your face. Always giggling when you two would watch an educational video on some topic, as if making fun of you. When she would write her opinion on your communication notebook she would always leave a snide remark like "the absurd that your kind ensues never ceases to humour me" or some shit.

She really just makes fun of your whole existence as if she's superior in any way. You do your best to hold yourself and not slap her into the oblivion. Oh, but she knows you would never do that. She knows.

Kokomi ♡

“I, Sangonomiya Kokomi, want to greatly express my gratitude towards your actions, human-like creature with a pure soul. Your kindness will always be remembered and appreciated in my heart. Now, as you read this, I shall, as the grand seigneur of Watatsumi affairs, be taken care of by you, as you are in capability to do so. I am one of the descendants of the Sangonomiya clan, and my full form being taken away from me is a major cause of danger for me. I hope you understand my demands, and I hope you will comply with them.”

A lot of confusing words and hard to spell names didn’t stop you from looking at her with puppy eyes and an ‘aww’ escaping your lips. Even though her tone might sounded a bit bossy near the end, your inner mother instincts still kicked in and your heart swore to protect the light globule that looked at you with anticipation.

Her colour pallet reminded you of aqua monsters, something along the lines of mermaids, sirens, and the similar. And you kinda guessed it, since the way your pink and ocean blue pearl like friend gravitated towards water was as if a magnetic pull was in between them.

The funniest thing is that at the first few days she didn’t even know you had water in your house. Modern furniture confused her senses and for a while she thought your biology didn’t require water.

Until one day you came particularly tired home, and the only thing in your mind was the thought of running a warm calming bath with the aroma of your sweet candles. Not noticing your dwarf merblob levitating right after you and watching you turn on the bath faucet, made you jump in your place when she plopped herself in the filling water.

You were about to groan and ask her to get out, up until your gaze fell on the itty-bitty joyous expression that she demonstrated while floating in the lukewarm liquid. With a snort, a small smile followed along with a defeated look. Letting the spheroid bathe instead of you, you contemplated about her otherworldliness.

It all escalated into a degree where she would spend almost all of her time in your bathroom, swimming in your bathtub hours on end. On your knees, with pleas and begging, you would query her to get out of the pear shaped tank, but to no avail, the deep sea creature would just ignore your whines and continue flowing around in the water.

“Komi please, I haven’t bathed in a decade.”

“Splash. Blub blub blub.”

And there she goes again, making bubbles and blowing them at your face as a response. Even so, you still let the marine pearl have her way, as she’s way too adorable to be mad at.

Kazuha ♥︎

“Come driving rain or winds that churn, I shall return, by blade alone, armed, if barefoot, to my home... I am Kaedehara Kazuha, a wanderer who roams the land. Fate alone has destined us to meet, thus it is a great gift for us to be able to communicate, distinctive individual. May I put a question to your origins, your story, and your name?”

What is he, a poet of some sorts? Such a distinguished gentleman, saying such extravagant things, but looking so ridiculous it could kill a person.

Guessing was probably your only best talent, as this japanese flag jello was immaculately successful at using all of the paper and stationary that he could find in your house to make his pieces of art.

Or the “haikus” as he calls them. Paper scrolls all over any hard surface, fully scribbled over with elegant handwriting. You wonder how the heck can a round strawberry marshmallow with nibs instead of hands write so much and also write prettier than you could ever manage.

Reading through those is one embarrassing of a trip as more than 70% of the writings are about you. The other 30% are about the environment, the furniture, the nature, the textures and sometimes about his homeland as you assumed.

And no you definitely didn’t bawl your eyes out while reading those and no you certainly didn’t feel sorry for the tiny little guy and no you for sure didn’t hug him in the most gentlest way and promise him that you’ll somehow get him back, no, beyond any doubt that didn’t happen.

On another note, this guy was unquestionably the cause of your literature grades significantly improving. Both you and your teacher are raising a brow at how good you instantaneously became at writing essays and other in the sorts. You even caught yourself in the act of speaking flowery, as if your 18th century self out of the blue found themselves in the modern world.

And that’s all thanks to Kazuha, and his litres of poetry inside your house. What’s outside your house though, is his music. Yea, turns out your spherical friend is talented in tunes too.

On one particular morning when you two were in a public garden, choosing an outlying area to have your picnic in, you came across a eerily wholesome phenomenon.

Holding a tree leaf in his itty-bitty arms, he seemed to be performing a tune with the help of the frond. You stared at your pal in awe, mouth wide open as a beautiful melody rang through your ears.

When your homeboy finished his little concert you couldn’t help but clap gleefully and throw wows at his excellent performance. Just how lucky were you to befriend such a talented jelly orb.

ARGGFDDDDGJSFICGGV IM SORRY FOR BEOMG SOOOO SLOW😭😵😰😓 I’m currently in a middle of a whole makeover of my house so it’s kinda unmotivating for me to do literally anything but no worries, your homegirl will always find a way to deliver🔥🔥🔥🔥

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dxstopiaa · 1 year

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Wardrobe Malfunction..

Request: The anemo boys attempting to cool you down on a hot day with their visions, but something goes embarrassingly wrong. How do they react?

I tried making this as gender neutral as i could, but this may be leaning towards afab reader. Also some suggestive parts.

Characters: Xiao, Kazuha, Heizou and Wanderer (i want to try guess his potentially new personality, do note he will be called kunikuzushi, or kuni for short)

Xiao

• It was well over 30 degrees celsius, Liyue was in its annual heatwave. What was a better way to spend it rather than with your lover?

•The both of you were situated on the top balcony of wangshu inn, as Xiao usually requests to due to the peace and quiet found up there. It was pretty much his sanctuary, if he wasn’t in Jueyun Karst or Mt Hulao, you’d find him here, admiring the scenery in perfect serenity.

•It was becoming unbearable now, desperately fanning yourself with the paperwork you needed to complete in a failed attempt to cool yourself. Wait..why should i bother doing so when my boyfriend can do it for me effortlessly? And with that, a mischievous smirk graced your features, walking over to Xiao, who was currently leaning on the balcony leisurely with his eyes shut, and doing the same yourself.

• ‘Xiao… Can i ask you something?’ You hesitantly asked, prolonging his name intentionally. His eyelids fluttered open, the beauty of his rarely relaxed eyes revealing themselves, glancing over to your form with a raised eyebrow, gesturing you to continue in mild curiosity. You traced your fingers over his gloved hands before tapping his vision lightly, watching it gleam. ‘Could you use Anemo to create a small breeze? Pleasee it’s too hot’ You practically begged him, clinging onto his arm and lying your head on his shoulder.

•He emitted a small huff, explaining how he didn’t want to harm you. ‘I wouldn’t forgive myself if you got hurt, i will not.’ You argued back to him suggesting that what if you got heatstroke? That’s a possible danger too, there’s a risk to everything. Xiao sighed deeply, suggesting how you were troublesome, you both know he didn’t mean it though, pressing the backside of his hand to your forehead, then pinching your cheek, to which you covered in feigned offence.

• A small wind current was summoned, it’s gentle breeze similar to that of a cooling fan. A sigh of relief left you, kissing the temple of your lover gently and then returning to your original position on the balcony, you both indulged yourself in tranquil silence, with the occasional conversation between you.

•You would say this was composure was lost when Xiao turned his head towards you to ask you something when he noticed a error in your clothing choice, you hadn’t realised yet. The zip on your shirt had become undone on the front, exposing your chest to him. His choked back a gasp in the form of a cough, furious blush dispersed across his face as he tried to look down, avoiding your confused scrutiny.

•‘Xiao? What’s wrong?’ You questioned him, fingers brushing the downcast hair from his face, looking down at him suspiciously. He abruptly stood straight, regaining what was left of his equanimity. He made you face him by clasping your shoulders, then tilting your chin down to bring light into the situation. Oh, that’s why he’s acting so.

•You hastily pulled the zip up, embarrassment filling your features. A small chuckle sounded from Xiao. ‘You have no respect for the adepti, dear.’ Before he vanished, assumingly back to your shared room. Guess he was right, ‘Harm’ was done.

Kazuha

•Being aboard The Alcor on a blistering hot day should of meant catching the breeze of the oceans as the clouds provided you shelter from the sun’s rays. However this was not the case, instead, merciless beams of sunlight and radiation accompanied with the painfully still waters and air was a pirate’s nightmare come true. Agitated curses escaped a certain captain’s mouth, understandably.

• You and kazuha decided to take shelter in the small accommodations within the lower region of the ship, merely protected by planks of wood. Nothing could soothe the heat though, lying on the double bed restlessly whilst your lover sat at the desk engaging in conversation with you. Fans obviously were not doing much, just circulating the same air resulting in no change. At that moment, you had an idea.

•’Kazu, do you think you could use anemo to generate a wind current?’ You asked, facing him expectedly, he hummed lightly in consideration, his hands holding his chin in thought. ‘I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to try?’ Kazuha replied at last, although it seemed more of a rhetorical question than a response. He stood up from the desk he was seated at, where he previously scribbled new haikus he’d secretly send to you, although he’d never let you know that prior to giving it in a stamped envelope.

•Lying down on the bed, next to you, he held his palm out, generating some sort of wind cyclone, except it was spiralling outwards rather than inwards, much to your gratitude. The refreshing change of climate was much more relaxing thankfully, finally being able to rest your head upon your arms, hair blowing various different directions. Kazuha quietly snickered at your current alleviation, you looked so peaceful it was almost uncharacteristic.

• Unbeknownst to you both however, without constant maintenance, this cyclone would gradually become stronger, like a typhoon upon warm waters, and so did its suction. Loose fitting shirts were not appreciated in this scenario, which you quickly learnt as you were practically ridden of your own, dissipating into the abyss as the cyclone decided it was satisfied with its catch and vanished.

•If you weren’t overheating before, you certainly were now, heat rushing to your face as Kazuha gasped loudly. His mouth spewed a string of rather panicked and shameful apologies at the change of situation, abruptly standing up, with his innovative idea to ask Beidou for an extra shirt, talk about naive? He locked the door behind him, hearing hushed giggles from behind the door. So much for being sorry.

•Shortly after, a knock resonated throughout the room, to which you answered with a curt ‘come in’. The captain seemed very amused, half-smirk covering her features. ‘Jeez, to think i thought of him as gentle, Next time tell Mr. Kaedahara to be more careful okay?’ She sniggered sarcastically as she watched you bury your face in your hands.

Heizou

•Does the police station not favour the comfort of their employees and clients? Because it was intolerably warm today yet no cooling system was, or has ever, been implemented. Heizou quickly grew exhausted from the conditions despite his burning determination, like the weather. Rubbing his temples with his index fingers for some sort of relief to the blistering headache.

•By the Archon’s blessing, you came into the station to check up on your dearest, containers of chilled noodles and refreshing drinks within a bag, which was resting upon your shoulder. A loud sigh sounded from you, slumping into the nearby chair after placing the somewhat heavy luggage on Heizou’s desk. The way his eyes lit up in such a childlike manner made you chuckle to yourself, squeezing his face with the tips of your fingers.

‘Thank the shogun you graced me with your presence, don’t think i would of lasted in this office any longer!’ Heizou exclaimed, resting his elbows on the desk as he leaned forward to reciprocate your affectionate action. ‘I can see that much, detective.’ You replied, unpacking the food you brought, rightfully helping yourself alongside your boyfriend, twirling the noodles with the chopsticks.

• The effects of the heatwave were quite unpleasant, slurring the thoughts from your brain. Pacing over to open the windows and doors slightly, leaving the blinds closed as to not stream in extra heat. Upon glancing down at his seated form, the turquoise glow of his vision gave you an idea..

•’Love..Why don’t you use your vision to get some air circulating in here?’ He stared at you like a thief caught in broad daylight. He lightly hit his forehead with his palm, seemingly disappointed in himself. ‘How did i not think of that earlier? Weather is really taking a toll on me, huh?’ He sighed in disbelief, spinning his chopsticks in this fingers, placing them onto the plate.

• He raised his fist, conjuring a current of gales shortly after, remaining in its position as an creative attempt at an air conditioner, which became even more functional when you removed an ice cube from your drink and balanced on the stool to have the miniature cyclone engulf it for a cooling effect. You shot Heizou a mischevious grin, only in a teasing way of course.

•Though your triumph was only temporary as you unfortunately stood on your floor-length dress, tearing it when you returned to your initial position. You could of sworn that was an intentional gimmick performed by a cheeky man but doubting him was not going to give you a solution. ‘Or that could work to cool you down too, although not as ethical in a working atmosphere.’ Heizou declared, deliberately taking the piss, obviously back to his regular self.

•You had to restrain yourself with the force of a dozen soldiers to not lovingly strangle him at that moment, cowering in your own embarrassment. Although you couldn’t deny this was sort of amusing. ‘It wasn’t me, i swear!’

•Yes, Heizou did do that on purpose, how dare his significant other try and outsmart him rather than patronise him for his rather annoying tricks.

Wanderer

•Botanical studies? Since when was Kuni interested in such subjects? Well Recently.

•You both traversed the luscious forests of Sumeru, collecting samples of foliage, flora and potentially even insects if you could. Though you reprimanded his poor choice of scheduling. Why would somebody subject themselves to exploration on such a sultry day? That was a question you would never know the answer to from your lover, who dismissed your complaints with phrases such as..

•’Hurry up, It’s getting late.’ Kunikuzushi chided, rebalancing his headwear, quite amused, as he watched you lean under the secure shelter of a tree tiredly. To which you shot a glare at, mumbling incoherent words out of lighthearted irritation. Or..

• ‘As much as i love you, i don’t appreciate the slacking.’ He teased, watching your fascination drop when his words were processed, deadpanning as you sighed and jogged after him, revelling in the shade of his kasa hat. Whenever he’d get too snarky, you pinched him on his arm, exerting a agitated disapproval.

•’Fine, i suppose a rest is due, come with me.’ He sarcastically stated, gesturing you to a local tree, it’s leaves draping down like a circular curtain, swaying and rustling gently. Archons, about time.

•You leaned into his shoulder, one of his arms draped around your neck, caressing your biceps, the other resting upon his knee. Despite your apparent bickering, you both loved each other dearly, demonstrating your infatuation in different ways.

•Although unexpected, acts of services was how he demonstrated his. He observed the sweat beading on your forehead and your rather distressed features, what would be a better time to display it other than now? Kuni summoned a draught of flowing air, directing it towards you in a way which looked most comfortable. A small smile decorated your face, one which made even the most heartless of puppets warm.

•This comforting scene however was not kept like this for as long as you had liked, as your distasteful choice of a frontal-exposing garment spurred on quite the consequences, more so your own shame. Kunikuzushi was the first to take note, trying to hide his flustered state with that of a slightly ridiculing demeanour.

•’ I didn’t know you opted for this type of intimacy with me in public, are you sure?’ He snickered, tilting your head down with his fingers before any perplexed questions could leave your lips. Once you noticed, the gasp you omitted was compared to that of a reaction to a complete felony.

•’Kuni!’ You shrieked, hitting him firmly with the folding fan you were holding in the sheer feeling of dishonour and embarrassment. Burying your face into the sleeves of his kimono while he ludicrously cackled in utter amusement.

•’The offer still stands, love.’ He added amidst fits of laughter.

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trashcanwithsprinkles · 2 years

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not fic related but i made my in-game teams in piles of sleeping people for practice

modern clothes because i’m not a masochist i was too lazy to make their original clothes

#lumine supremacy #genshin impact #yes i bring geo lumine to the abyss and her team is the most reliable one out of the two #tbf that's mostly bc my xiao is kinda cracked but still #also yeah i did draw sayu's doll facing away from the camera bc i was too lazy to draw the front design #work smart not hard #i do in fact bring sayu to the abyss as well #although i sometimes replace her with xiangling #that team is mostly for exploration bc sayu + kazuha is basically unlocking easy mode #the second team is just the yashiro comission lmao #these are not my only built teams but they are the ones i use the most #it might come as a surprise to some of you but no i don't have tartaglia #i know lumine has 'official' modernwear but again i was too lazy to draw that #.png #.png genshin

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zephestia · 1 year

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02 | catastrophe — first impression

you were a college freshman who just moved into your dormitory. as it happens, you accidentally caught sight of your not-so-slick neighbor from the room across yours snuck in a cat. being the good person that you are, you didn't confront him nor did you snitch on him. well, that was until you got the chance to use that information against him. not so good anymore, are we?

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#catastrophe: series #genshin smau #kazuha smau #kazuha x you #kazuha x reader #kazuha x y/n #kaedahara kazuha #genshin kazuha #kazuha fluff #kazuha angst #kazuha crack #kazuha comfort #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #genshin angst #genshin fluff #genshin comfort #genshin crack

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mccnstruck · 5 months

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hold me like you understand.

characters: kazuha x gn!reader

tags: TW!!: implied depression and $u!cida! thoughts, mention of sh, vent fic, op is going through it, not proofread, hurt/comfort, kissing, the ending sucks

a/n: sorry guys 😭

the people down in the shops wandered around, yelling prices and selling different products. kids ran outside with the ball, yelling and laughing underneath the joyous warmth of the sun. friends gathered to drink tea, warriors trained amidst the green fields.

the wooden floor began to slide underneath your bed, yet you didn't seem to care; your eyes unfocused and stoic. your bed piled with clothes of the past day, your blanket had a eerie smell of sickness, yet you didn’t seem to care; you hands were too weak to pull the blanket over you fully. your throat felt like sandpaper and your stomach yearned for at least a small meal, yet you didn’t seem to care, your lips broken and bleeding.

nothing really mattered anymore, did it? it felt like weeks have turned into days, and your sense of time slipped away from the grasp of your fingers. you were too tired to grasp it back; letting reality slip away. nothing really mattered, did it? the red scars testing the fragility of your skin, the cold air making the hairs on your skin stand. your desk remained clattered of the endless amount of work given to you 2 days prior. your eyes consisted of red, either because of the 2 hours of sleep or the tears that fell onto your bed.

when was the last time someone had visited you? now that you think about it, when was the last time you talked to someone out of your own desire..?

it didn’t matter anyways. they wouldn’t want to talk to someone who doesn’t even know how to take care of themselves.

so, you laid there for a undefined amount of time. the soft promises of warmth and comfort from your bed soon turned into a confined suffocation; forced to face the thoughts in your head.

your chest hurt. you were tired. you wished you could see light, literally and figuratively. would you feel some relief? or would that light overwhelm you; the burdens of life forcing you back into the darkness of your room?

there’s nothing for you here. all of your loved ones were better off if they weren’t forced with the burden of acknowledging you anyways.

and yet, the knock on your door says otherwise.

a soft voice echoes through the walls of your home. “[name]?”

kazuha? what was he doing here?

your voice cracks, yet somehow you find the power to reply.

“sorry, give me a minute…!”

with the task of not disappointing kazuha, you rushed to get up and change into the clothes on your bed. your legs almost crumble after curling up into a ball for so long, yet you will yourself to walk to the main door.

you squint your eyes when you peek outside to see kazuha with something in his hands. the light of another day shined into your home from the crack of the door. kazuha softly laughed when he saw two eyes peek back at him.

“hello, you. i just wanted to pop in, if you don’t mind? it’s been a while, and i would like to spend some time with you.”

“um, its really messy inside…”

“i don’t mind. well, unless you want me to go? i don’t mind either way. whatever you wish.”

you don’t want kazuha to see the calamity of your home. but having him over would be nice.

“…promise you won’t judge?”

“of course, dear.”

you opened the door some more for him to enter. as he walked in, his eyes widened. your home looked dim and felt stiff. he looked at you in your entirety to see dark eye bags, unkempt clothes and tear stains marking your face.

he placed down the bag in his hands and moved closer to you, his crimson eyes dilated in fear of losing you to your thoughts. “my love…what happened?”

your voice cracked. your hands began to shake at his question. “it’s…. it’s been a rough few weeks. i’m sorry.”

he held your hands with caution, and let his lips linger on your skin. “don’t be sorry for not feeling alright. you should’ve told me of the thoughts that lingered in your head.”

he tugged on your hands, and you followed him to your kitchen. he sat you down on the chair and walked behind the counter.

"do you wish for a specifc food?"

"kazuha..."

"shh. let us make something, ok?"

he began to work with what you had, humming to a tune you weren't familiar with. he paced around the kitchen, while asking you where things were. you pointed to each cabinet, naming what was in there and what needed to be restocked. kazuha smiled and made his way to you to kiss your cheek. his lips lingered onto your skin and whispered, "thank you for helping me, dove."

soon, the spoons clicked at the bottom of the bowl, and your stomach was content with finally consuming something. saying your thanks and helping him with washing the plates, you finally move into your bedroom.

you were scared. the eerie smell never left your room and if kazuha were to even flinch at the condition of your room, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself.

and yet, kazuha walked in as if he didn't notice. he lit the small candle in your room and walked back to you, dazed and bewildered.

kazuha pulled your arm and let his own wrap around you. his face fit into the crook of your neck, and he gave a gentle squeeze. you swore you almost cried when he held you with such care, a reassurance that he was with you.

"kazuha...?"

his own voice was shaky, yet he whispered.

"i'm so sorry, dove. i'm so sorry for letting your mind consume you. i should've noticed sooner. "

"kazu, you didn’t have to-"

"i want to. it's not easy to face all these burdens, and you are the strongest person i know. you've done so much for me and so many other people. let me take some of those burdens, let me take care of you."

you hiccup, and a fresh set of tears stained his clothes.

"kazuha, why do you do so much for me?"

your cries echoed the room, and kazuha's heart broke. here in his arms, stood a person, who he thought deserved every bit of joy of the world, crying to him because they couldn't even find a reason for his kindness. his willingness to help was for the satisfaction of his heart, not of a ulterior motive. but to think that you, his love, would need a reason of kindness, because you thought you didn't deserve his love, you didn't deserve him.

kazuha answers, "because you are you. before you are my love, you are you. you are human. that in itself, should be all the answers to that question. but, i know your mind won't settle for only that."

he leans back, and you mourn the loss of warmth. his hand cradle your cheek, and he guides your face to look at him. "i want to help because you mean so much to me. it doesn't seem like it, but you mean so much to others too. captain beidou was asking about you the other day. she wanted your input on something, now that i think about it. and before, when i went off to liyue, the kids over there still remember you as the person who played catch with them. even your mama sent over something. i left it on the counter, but auntie told me she had made your favorite sweets."

kazuha examined your eyes, ignoring the shock written on your face.

"i don't see the stars in your eyes; it pains me to see it so dimmed. no matter how far i am willing to follow, i cannot reach you when you are so deep in your mind's cage. please, let the people care for you. you deserve this much."

he leaned in, and in the time it took you nod, he had leaned into a kiss. his other hand remained firm on your waist, and he muffled the sighs from you. your face felt unclean and dirty, you wanted to say. he telepathically answered by peppering kisses on your face, the sensation ticklish. you feel the laugh burst from your chest, and you also feel kazuha's smile on your skin.

voice muffled from peppering kisses onto you, he mumbles. "h'vent heard you laugh in so long. you sh'ld laugh and smile more."

he was right, you thought. this is the first time you genuinely laughed in... how long? you didn't care to count the time passed.

when he leaned back, he saw you smiling at him with a glint of light in your eyes. kazuha gives you a smile of his own. "mission complete."

he leaves one last kiss on your lips, before pulling you in another hug.

"thank you, kazu."

"don't mention it."

"do you want to help me gift something for mama this afternoon?"

you feel his smile on your neck as he whispers a yes.

the candle burned brightly on your desk. you hoped it forever stayed that way in your heart.

#kazuha x reader #genshin x reader #recovered_literature_!#if u notice theres themes of light and dark and its pretty obvious of how its interpreted but thats a thing #even with the crack of the door and the candle #that also is thematic #sorry guys no matter the depressive episode i am married to the “inserting symbolism” grind #kazuha x gender neutral reader #kazuha x you #genshin x you

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taintedtort · 1 year

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prompt ✧ their icks

characters ✧ scaramouche, kazuha, venti, kaeya, childe, itto

warnings ✧ gn!reader, this is a joke post, stinky!kazuha, alphamale!kaeya, toxic!childe

a/n ✧ kaeya’s is strictly a joke guys i promise, i know he’d never do that 😭

SCARAMOUCHE

✧ he doesn’t clean up after himself. if his arrogance and huge ego weren’t already a huge ick, this is. he’s lucky to have you (and other lackeys) to clean up after him otherwise his spaces would be a complete disgusting mess. he claims he’s “beneath cleaning.”

“how about you clean it if you’re so worried about it?”

KAZUHA

✧ forgets to wash his clothes + shower. he’s constantly on a boat with dozens of other people, so it’ll just slip his mind. he’ll only remember once he goes to move his hair from his face and realizes how greasy it is. he always smells like salt and sweat even after bathing though.

“huh? i don’t smell anything?”

VENTI

✧ when he’s drunk he’ll talk in a baby voice. absolutely insufferable, i’m aching just typing this. he’ll say shit like “pwease! just won more dwink!” and tug on you like a child. it’s disgusting, you end up leaving him in the tavern right then and there. you’ll talk to him when he’s sane again, and make him apologize.

“nooo don’t go home yet, pwease! i’m sowwy…”

KAEYA

✧ he talks like an alpha male. he has the mindset of “women belong in the kitchen and men are meant to work.” its worse in bed. he’ll actually growl. it’s weird and makes you visibly recoil.

“you’re meant to stay home and clean, now be a good kitten... daddy will be home from work later.”

CHILDE

✧ acts like a “nice guy.” is super creepy actually, and kind of toxic. he’ll compare you to other girls, especially about stuff your self conscious about. oh but ‘don’t worry, he was only kidding! god, you take stuff so seriously!’ (stfu)

“woah, relax babe! i was only joking.”

ITTO

✧ refers to himself in 3rd person. this is actually canon because i’ve heard him do it. he’ll say stuff like, “itto wants a kiss! give itto kiss!” …. absolutely not. my stomach lurched while i wrote that.

“cmere baby, itto wants to cuddle!”

#reader insert #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #x reader #fanfic #gender netural #gn reader #scaramouche x reader #kazuha x reader #childe x reader #venti x reader #itto x reader #kaeya x reader #icks #crack post #genshin crack #taintedtort

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quazkers · 2 years

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𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗠𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗪𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 !

𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲- 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐤!?? | 𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚, 𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭

I actually had this in my drafts for a while but forgotten I wrote this (╯▽╰ ) When I tried to edit it my tumblr kept having difficulties so I couldn't finish it for a while. But now it's here in all of its glory! Hope you enjoy this small crack drabble (o゜▽゜)o☆

𓂃 # 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔

When you turned into a duck it was when you were napping with Kazuha on a rock (like the rock where he was in his trailer??? And dodged that arrow)

Before you and him fell asleep you were sleeping ontop of him

So when you woke up (as a duck) you were sitting in his stomach

Kazuha, being the hot cool man he is, noticed your awaken conscious duck presence

He was confused on where you went since you were not there but a now panicking duck is here instead

You were flapping your wings frantically and quacking a lot, panicking because of the situation you were in right now

Kazuha sat up which caused you to slide/fall in his lap

He looked down to look at you and just patted your head

“I bet [name] has gone out to find something for us to eat. And something nice for this new fellow.”

Oh great.

You now wonder how long this will take because you certainly do not want to play hide and seek when you’re right there.

𓂃 # 𝗫𝗜𝗔𝗢

He was walking into the inn since he didn’t had any energy at the time to teleport (is that how it works?? Maybe, maybe not but for the sake of this story he walks 🫠)

He then started to notice a duck following him

He ignored it at first, but it got weirder when the duck followed him into the elevator

He looked down to look at the duck who was staring right back up at him

He squinted in annoyance and groaned a bit

“Go away.”

You, the duck, responded with a head shake resulting in you not leaving him

Xiao tried to shoo you away or convince you to leave but you just wouldn’t??

When you and him got into his room you climbed up the bed (more like flap) and just sat there

Xiao sat on the edge of the bed and turned a bit to look at you

Now it seems you’re having a staring contest…

You ended up losing since you fell asleep from the exhaustion of the stairs and climbing

𓂃 # 𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜

How did Venti find you?? We shall not know, but we do know that you are being ducknapped.

Venti found you by that big majestic tree thingy and found you adorable

“Oh, how cute you are! You remind me of a wonderful person in my life! I wonder what they’ll think about you?”

And then suddenly you were scooped up and carried into monstadt

You now have to play the waiting game till Venti does notice you are the duck

Which might take a while… and being dragged around everywhere being this pet, doesn’t feel nice at all

Let’s just hope he gets distracted and stays in the tavern till you get back..

(He secretly knows it’s you though since the wind tells him everything jejeje)

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kalliyen · 10 months

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Hii I saw your scaramouche streamer and I really liked it! Can I request a kazuha streamer fluff?

My No. 1 ❤️

Pairing: Streamer!Kaedehara Kazuha x GN!Reader

Featuring: Kaedehara Kazuha, Xiao & Shikanoin Heizou

Genre: Modern AU, Mutual pinning (their both down bad frfr), Extremely fluffy

Summary: being a big fan of one of your classmates who happens to be a streamer (and your crush) appears to have both its up’s and downs

Reader’s Pronouns: They/Them

Warning: probably cringe dude i haven’t written in so long

Disclaimer: ⚠️ ONLY A WORK OF FICTION!

When you found out your favorite streamer would be your classmate for your classic literature class in high school, you were both nervous and ecstatic.

Of course, you didn’t tell the man himself you were a big fan of his face work, but it didn’t matter.

You decided to get close to him cause why the heck not, am I right? Kazuha seemed like a very sweet guy in his streams so that must correlate into real life, no?

Well it did. And soon after you found yourself falling for the man more and more, not that you didn’t have a crush on him already watching his streams, you already admired him then but the infatuation just seemed to grow the by the minute.

Kazuha felt the same about you, he thought you were a very charming, attractive and helpful person. He wanted to make a move, but didn’t know how cause his friend, Xiao, a fellow streamer, insists that he has ‘Zero rizz’, which his fans beg to differ.

How was he going to ask you out?

Apparently in Kazuha’s big smooth brain, asking his chat was a good idea on how to get the person he likes.

If only he knew he already had you wrapped around his finger.

Without fail, you were watching the stream, because heaven forbid you miss one, it would actually crush your soul not to look at his beautiful face. (though you stare at him in class, he pretends not to noice but def does, shhh)

You have to admit, you were feeling a bit jealous who could this mystery person he’s been pinning on be, but you thought it be best not to pry into his private life like a good viewer.

One chatter decided to ask Kazuha to described what they look like to them, and Kazuha was more than happy to indulge his fans.

“Well…they have [e/c] eyes that I could get lost into for hours, soft hands that I brushed into once and swear I wanted to hold them forever, and a smile that just melts my heart….” he says with a dreamy sigh at the end.

His chat audibly cringes at how love sick he’s being right now, and even his friends Heizou and Xiao who were with him audibly made faces in disgust.

“What a loser, get outta here lover boy!” Heizou said with a grimace, while Xiao was still making faces of disgust, going as far as doing a fake vomit.

You could only smile to yourself, sure your felt your heart strings tug a bit but you were happy that Kazuha was happy. And that’s all that mattered to you.

Kazuha rolled his eyes which landed on his chat, and he read one message that said “You should probably tell them how you feel, you never know if they like you back until you try!”

He softly smiled and the chatter, thankful that they gave actual advice and not just mocked him into an oblivion.

Who could that faithful chatter be?

Kazuha decided to shoot his shot the next day, that’s how you know he meant business.

He planned it all out in his head last night, how he was gonna romantically tell you his feelings after classes, walk you home and maybe, if he’s lucky, a kiss or two will get involved.

Apparently that day, luck was not on his side. Or so he thought.

The whole day you were extremely busy, even in the classes you shared together you barely had the chance to talk to him, much less had the chance to romantically confess to you.

Truth is, you purposely kept yourself busy, looking at him just made your heart ache, you know that you had no business in his private life, but you couldn’t help but feel a little tug at your heart when you know the person he’s been pinning over couldn’t be you.

Eventually, Kazuha got tired of this cat and mouse game and decided to tell you head on how you made him feel. Whether you were busy or not.

Apparently he thought the time to confess with you was when you were both alone, in the classroom….cleaning.

You tried to get your work finished and over with so you don’t have to stay in his presence any longer, but he just found ways to keep you there with him.

You finally acknowledged his presence when he wouldn’t stop bumping his broom with yours.

“What is it Kazuha? I’m trying to finish my work here.” You say, a little irked at the man.

Now or never, Kazuha thought.

“Y/N, I want to tell you how i feel about you, specifically…You make me feel things i’ve never felt before, and you make my stomach erupt into a bunch of butterflies. What i’m trying to say is that…I really like you, and your personality…would you,,,,like to go out with me sometime?”

You stood there, stunned, he? liked you? you were the one he was talking about in his stream?

Kazuha took your silence as a bad sign and apologized, head tilted down in disappointment. You were quick to cup his cheeks and assure him that you like him as well, you were just surprised is all.

“Surprised? Why would you be surprised?” He asked confusedly blinking up at you through his long lashes.

“I didn’t expect the person you were taking about in your stream yesterday was me…” You said a sheepish look on your face.

That definitely caught the man’s attention, immediately looking up at you, face getting even redder if that was possible.

“Y-you, watch my streams?” “Yeah I really enjoy them! I guess I’m your No. 1 fan huh?”

“My No.1 fan huh…I like the sound of that..” He says, cupping your cheeks this time, confidence seeping into him.

He gave you a peck on the cheek, a peck on the forehead, and then a peck on the lips.

He was glad he took that chatters advice and shoot his shot.

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin #genshin x reader #genshin fluff #genshin x you #genshin angst #genshin crack #genshin imagines #kazuha #kaedehara kazuha #genshin kazuha #kaedehara kazuha x reader

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ratsredelicious · 2 years

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★Their reactions to a deez nuts joke★

!!Obviously this is a head cannon pls don’t hit me ok!! trying my best ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

☆characters: Ayato, Diluc, Kaeya, Kazuha, Thoma, Zhongli☆ x GN Reader(separate)

☆Warnings: Crack, Fluff

Ayato: Ok this man will look you straight in the eyes while smiling. SMILING? why are you smiling, sir? I just told you fitness wiener in your mouth. Please give us another reaction. You’re no fun at all.

Ayato stares at you for a couple of minutes, “Ah. I see.” he turns away from you and stares off into the distance as if he’s trying to process the joke. He, of course, gets it but it never occurred to him that it’ll come out of your mouth like that.

You stare at his neck in disbelief, opening your lips to let out a retort but he turns back to you and beat you to it, “you’re aware telling these kinds of jokes to the Yashiro commissioner is beyond rude, right?” he lets out a mirthful chuckle when he sees you crumble. Your face beet red and your mouth hanging in astonishment.

“I-I’m sorry-” you try to apologize but he playfully messes up your hair in a rough head pat. His eyes soften when he sees your eyes dart around embarrassingly. He absolutely loves seeing you squirm around uncomfortably while he toys with you.

“You know.” he taps his chin, “you can make it up for me by buying me boba for two weeks.”

Oh lord your pockets are going to be diminished by the third day.

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Diluc: He will look like a kid lost in the supermarket. Where is he and what happened to his precious y/n?? Will ask you many questions regarding Kaeya. Did he influence you? What do you mean Deez nuts?? Is this normal behavior? You will have to calm him down cause he will get deathly worried.

Your redhead is obviously distressed. You have been bombarded with questions like, “what happened while I was gone?” and “It’s Kaeya. It’s Kaeya, isn’t it?” his deadpan face lightly crinkles with worry as you stare innocently back up at him. A small sinister smile painted on your face as your arms are wrapped around him to support his emotional state.

“It’s okay, Diluc. It’s not the end of the world,” your head sat neatly on his chest. He lets out a deep sigh and clutches your body tightly. Of course you’re a total crackhead but you presented yourself as an innocent and lovable significant other to Diluc as to not scare him away.

Diluc’s worry subsided when he pulls away and stares at your face while observing you intensely.

“y/n” his voice hardened, “if Kaeya didn’t influence you then...” suddenly he realized:

His deadpan face is back while you smiled innocently at him. It’s going to take a while to adjust to this new life style.

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Kaeya: Oh man this guy would be SO proud. Just imagining him and you going around pulling dick jokes at random people would have him howling in laughter. He would absolutely attack you with kisses after deez nutting his CD collection. But your laugh after pulling the joke has him on cloud nine.

Kaeya smiled brightly as he tackled you to the ground while in a laughing fit with you. Desperately stopping his laugh but yours made him want to laugh some more. He’d never known you had such a...side to you.

His arms slung around your body as your head rested on his heaving chest. Your bodies tightly clung together while happy sighs replace your roaring laughter.

“Heh...nice one, y/n.” Kaeya looked down at you lovingly. His eye shone with happiness and content while yours reflected back the same emotions. His gloved hands reaching to stroke your warm cheeks, moving to your hair. “Mm.” you managed to mumble out a reply while your eyes closed, comforted by the slight massage in your scalp as Kaeya carefully combed his fingers through.

“I’ve never been this happy before.” He breathed out quietly.

You, still in his arms, nuzzled into his chest to taste his warmth. You’ve never been this happy either.

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Kazuha: He stares at you and lets out a tiny “huh?” This is out of character for you. Perhaps you’ve eaten something suspicious or have been so sea sick and this is the way to cope? He’ll get to the bottom of this somehow.

“Mm-hm.” was all he gave you. You visibly pouted which made him chuckle, “what’s wrong, y/n? You offered me pizza.” Your face scrunched up in confusion, “What? no, I said did you want a pizza deez nuts.” Kazuha looked at you knowingly and nodded his head, “sure.”

“Do you...do you get the joke...?” you looked on in awe at this man’s nonchalant reply. You couldn’t help the feeling of dread nip at you as his eyes never left yours. His hands gently flew to your shoulders, “of course.”

in confusion, you looked away from his gaze and gave a strangled giggle. You couldn’t help it. It was a really strange reaction for a deez nuts joke. He looked calm but almost...concerned...?

“Hey.” Kazuha’s voice is suddenly in your ear, “I would absolutely love some pizza.”

Your panicked face had him dying of laughter inside. It shows a little when his shoulders start to tremble.

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Thoma: Mm. He can multitask. He’ll be sweeping the floors while you walk up and tell the joke. He’ll laugh a little at first but began to process it while you stand there with a smile on your face. Blushing a little, he will finish his chores faster in order to interrogate you. You? a person who looks like a pure cinnamon roll into deez nuts jokes? Unlike Diluc, he doesn’t have a mental breakdown but gets quite worried.

Thoma rushes over to you once he’s done his cleaning, “y/n!” he practically runs into you at the speed he’s going. He quickly sits you down and starts throwing questions at you. After his session, he looks at you intensely while you manage to throw out a “it was a joke.”

His face fell and you had to contain your laughter behind your hands. He starts nervously laughing until it grew into genuine laughter. Of course he’d been teased by Ayato, the head Yashiro commissioner on numerous occasions. But; when you do it, it felt like you were bullying him.

You cradle his face in your hands and give him butterfly kisses for the joke and he blew up in a crimson red. He silently exchange kisses with you with a quick hug before getting up to prepare lunch.

“See you soon, y/n! I’ll make sure to cook your favorite!” He smiled.

Little do you know, he would absolutely love to hear your deez nuts jokes again.

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Zhongli: Deadpans you. Obviously what do you expect he’s old enough to be your great great great great- you get the joke- grandpa. He’s heard enough deez nuts joke cause ‘these young un’s’ keep blasting it everywhere. But for your sake, he’ll give you a little smile and pat your head lovingly. I’d rather it be “I heard that one” than this. If he hadn’t heard the deez nuts joke before he will chuckle a little.

Zhongli gives you a blank stare but his lips quirk up a bit in a smile. “y/n, dear, are you inviting me to something?” your face flushed red at the thought, “What? No...” your unconscious fidgeting of your fingers told him otherwise.

Nothing escapes his watchful eyes. “Hm. perhaps you are.” You two were sitting down for some tea and you made a playful conversation about Kenya. He asked about Kenya and you blurted out “Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth?” Now, regretting your moment, you shrunk back and let out a soft sigh.

Zhongli’s hard expression soften, you looked very out of place and vulnerable. He decided to throw in a deez nuts joke of his own in order to make you smile.

“y/n.”

“...yeah?”

“Do you want candy?”

“sure, I guess-”

“Can-deez nuts hit your face?”

DJSHFCUCSEHCNF WHAT.

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lume-nosity · 1 year

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spending christmas with them

characters: arataki itto, tartaglia, beidou, venti, kamisato ayaka, cyno, noelle, ei, xiao, hu tao, kazuha, tighnari, albedo

style: fluff/crack

pronouns: they/them

song inspo: holly jolly christmas - burl ives

an: fuck everything i’m feeling festive rn. i’ve written this at the start of november & i might do more of these but it’s not guaranteed unless i feel like doing more. (i can’t write for the majority of these characters because it’s my first time branching out for more characters so apologies for any ooc moments (even though i’ve specified that so many times FHWHFH))

notes: reader is gender neutral, not proofread, lowercase intended, this is in scenario/hc form, swearing, this is obviously going to be ooc & weird since i want to fuck around with the christmas prompt, not really an x reader on the last portion but reader was briefly mentioned, last portion was lazily written

you in snowball fights with itto, tartaglia, and beidou

just imagine tartaglia going ‘a perfect backdrop for bloodshed.’ this is what he was referring to.

itto’s like ‘OH HELL YEAH!!- wait- hold on- nobody’s going to be bleeding anything here. it’ll allll be just some friendly competition!’

and beidou’s like ‘ha, big guy, i’m pretty sure he didn’t mean actual bloodshed.’

while the two of them weren’t looking, you and tartaglia made some snowballs. giving each other a sneering look, before you threw your snowballs at itto and his at beidou.

itto completely flabbergasted and beidou had a scary bloodlust look on her face as she wipes the snow off of her face.

‘oh, you’re on.’

‘WHA?!- OH HO HOOO YOU’RE FUNNY. YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN!!’

it’ll literally be the four of you guys hurling snowballs at each other, making a loud ruckus but who cares!!

beidou with her skilled snowball throws and itto with his quick and reckless ones omg, the sheer difference

tartaglia is pretty serious in fights, even if it’s a snowball fight. any fight is fun to him yk? so expect him do tricks and shit with his throws

“say, you guys aren’t bad yourselves.”

“haha, you flatter me captain. you guys are up to par with my skills, which is impressive. and i want to see more of that.”

“uhhh is this battle talk or something??”

and then you’re just having the time of your life hurling multiple snowballs at a time towards the opposing team, laughing your ass off at the same time

venti trying to open up his gifts before it’s time but was stopped by cyno and ayaka’s a witness

imagine venti just sitting down on a chair with ayaka sitting right next to him in her own chair.

venti’s just leaning in his seat in boredom while ayaka peacefully sips her hot cocoa. until venti had the bright idea of opening their gifts early.

‘psst. hey. let’s open up our gifts before everyone else.’

ayaka, who sets her cup down and glanced towards him, ‘huh? but y/n told us to not open them yet.’

‘aw come on, it’ll be okay! look, we’ll get to be the first ones to know what we got!’

ayaka looks away for a bit before sighing and turned back to him, ‘i apologize. i cannot.’

venti pouts, and said ‘oh okay then.. your loss~’

venti jumps off of his chair to make his way towards the tree behind them as ayaka watches him. she sees him bend down to his gift, admiring it. ayaka notices a presence coming towards him. it was very hidden she couldn’t make it out to be someone. but before she tries to warn him, venti was stopped by a familiar general’s narrowed gaze.

‘what are you doing.’

‘ah, if it isn’t the general mahamatra! i wasn’t doing anything. ehe~’

‘we were specifically ordered by y/n to not open up our gifts until they say it’s okay. if you didn’t get the memo, allow me to rephrase it,’ *cue his intimidating look from his teaser* ‘in a way you’re able to understand.’

ayaka squeaked a bit by how terrifying cyno’s aura is, she made a mental note to not fuck with the mahamatra.

in conclusion, venti is done for in terms of stern lectures and ‘whatnot’ from cyno LMFAO

noelle teaching xiao and ei on how to make gingerbread houses as hu tao makes her little gingerbread haunted house in the background

ngl, noelle is more than happy and very honored to teach xiao and ei. while also shitting herself inside because she’s teaching the best of the best and she doesn’t want to mess things up

but ei would be so into it. she’ll be like ‘oh! so this piece would be here? and i can add some of these sweetish assortments to top it off?’ and noelle, who snapped out of her thoughts went: ‘ah! yes, that’s right. get the glue to your left and stick those together. you are free to apply as many sweets as you want!’ ei is probably fighting the urge to eat the gumdrops and other sweets laying around for her house tbh

xiao is just watching them at a respectable distance with his arms crossed, leaning against the wall while observing their actions. he couldn’t quite understand the concept of ‘christmas’ since he’s never celebrated it before. he didn’t want to interfere since he’s afraid of what’s to happen should he try to participate. but having to see the people he holds dear enjoying it, he’s at ease.

‘adeptus xiao, would you like to join us?’

xiao glanced at her from the sound of his name, though a bit confused as to why noelle was formal around him, so he told her: ‘just call me xiao. and no, i’m alright with only observing.’

ei turned around, with a gumdrop in her mouth, ‘you should try this festivity! it may be foreign, but i was told this is a one time thing during this time of year. so i believe it’ll be best if you’ll join us.’

xiao grimaced a bit, ‘no. didn’t you hear me the first time? i’m alright with watching you do..whatever it is that you’re doing in case one of you get injured. i must always stay vigilant, no matter the scenario.’

hu tao who paused in making her original gingerbread haunted house barged her way into the conversation and added, ‘mr. grumpy old xiao, you don’t have to always be like that! look, it’s christmas! a time where we all gather around and spend all day doing all sorts of fun activities! you just lazing about in the background, doesn’t make you fun at parties.’ she giggled a bit.

xiao, pretending he never heard of the name he was given by hu tao, groaned quietly, ‘you…’ he sighed again.

‘xiao, you don’t have to force yourself to do something you aren’t comfortable with doing, it’s okay. we can just-‘

‘i will do it.’ ‘huh?’ ‘i will do it. i will accompany you in whatever activity you call it.’

noelle and ei sighed a breath of relief as hu tao went back to what she’s doing. xiao is in for a repeat of what’s to come in the art of making a gingerbread house. no matter, as long as he’s enjoying it even if it’s far from his familiarity. none of them were aware of the tiny smile that’s growing from his lips.

albedo, kazuha, and tighnari staying up to admire the snow outside, but albedo had the bright idea that they’d all sketch out the scenery and is willing to teach them how to draw

guys listen, i want them all to interact okay

they’re all just chilling next to the fireplace in silence, looking outside your window to see snowflakes glaze the glass.

until kazuha complimented the snow because that’s just him

“wouldn’t you all agree that snow is an entranced sight to see? everything is coated in white, and the atmosphere has transfigured to peace and solitude.

while tighnari has sparkles in his eyes because he’s never seen snow like that (ahem referring to his voicelines)

“wow… snow never fails to look this eye-catching. in fact, from where i’m from, it’s always so humid. and it’d be nice to get this once in a while. not only is it a captivating sight, it’s also much cooler compared to deserts.”

albedo’s just sketching the sight in his little sketchbook you gave him as a present

‘yes. might i suggest we sketch out the scenery laying before us?”

the two glanced at albedo, both confused at the request

kazuha: “ah… i’m not particularly skilled in the art of drawing, ironic enough. i’m around the lines of an amateur artist.”

tighnari: “if you count little doodles or scribbles, then yes. otherwise.. i can’t draw.”

“that’s no problem. i’m willing to teach you, if you both are interested in the offer.”

the two looked at each other before a soft smile was plastered on both of their faces, both piqued by the offer.

“from the silence and your expressions, i’m going to assume you’re both interested.”

albedo ripped two pieces of paper out of his sketchbook and lends them both a pencil (that came from his magical pockets)

“now then, allow me to walkthrough the basics.”

imagine tighnari’s ears,, like how they perk up or do a little ‘fwip’ because of how focused he is in drawing. while kazuha is the same, with his eyes squinting and using his pencil in a gentle, and careful manner. while listening closely all at the same time.

albedo’s ‘tutoring’ voice,,, enough to make someone fall asleep on the clock

okay i’m leaving the rest up to you guys because my brain is melting (in a good way)

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