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your-local-hoemie · 8 months

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YO WAIT ARE WE MOOTS NOW

M’HM!!! DID A FUNKY LIL’ FOLLOW UWU

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your-local-hoemie · 8 months

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ok hear me out, harbinger!scaramouche with a vampire! reader that's also a harbinger, and reader can only spend much time with scara bc he's a puppet and doesn't have real blood, let's say it's artificial (?) not sure tho if i can say it like that, and so reader doesn't smell his blood or smth like that, and what their interactions together can be at all

AAAA SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!

I haven’t had wifi for ages and I’m too broke to buy data T-T

My vampire fantasies can come true owo

Warnings: fluff, crack, mentions of blood, gn!reader, swearing, not proof-read.

Characters: Scaramouche/Balladeer.

When he first met you he was definitely real fucking confused.

I doubt with all the lore that’s happened In Teyvat, vampires were not one of the major folklores.

Only reason he knows what you are is because of a story he probably heard when he was still known as kabukimono-

Obviously, all of the harbingers were a little weary considering, well — they like their blood.

Luckily for our baby skrunkly blue berry bitch boy, Scara. He’s a puppet!

Which means you got shoved into his care without hesitation from the others.

The first week was spent with Scara showing you ropes along with you finding multiple ways to piss him off.

He was definitely more than a little grossed out when he found out what you did.

He thinks humans and food in general is pretty ew, so when he found out you drank blood-

Let’s just say he was happy he’s never had to see that.

He’d definitely get attached considering you could happily spend time around him without the urge to suck on his neck (for blood at least cOUGH)

He’d never admit it though, of course.

For some reason he ended up getting kinda curious so he probably threw a subordinate who annoyed him too much at you once or twice.

You eventually became a very useful threat for him to use.

He also became somewhat protective of you against the other harbingers who would shame you or insult you behind (and to) your face.

I doubt he’d form any romantic feelings-

I know, I know. I’m sorry!

I just feel like he’s see you more as a sibling that he takes under his wing.

He would absolutely have a very fancy “cage” in his office or wherever he resides the most for you to take a nap in if you were in your bag form that he has not and will not elaborate on why he decided to get it.

You’re also great company for him at night since he doesn’t sleep!

Absolutely has called out a “annoying mosquito”

All silver is banned.

Along with garlic.

He doesn’t get the garlic thing but he also feels like he’s gonna burn up and die if he eats other food items as well, so he doesn’t question it too much.

HE LETS YOU WEAR HIS HAT IN DAY LIGHT!!!

I will repeat it for the people In the back-

He lets your wear his fAucking hat!!!!

I HOPE ALL YOUR FONTAINE PULLS WENT WELL!!! I haven’t been able to play until now so I still got the whole story to go through.

I missed being able to pull for Lyney and I’m so sad because he’s so baby.

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin drabbles #genshin impact scenarios #genshin scenarios #genshin impact fluff #genshin fluff #genshin headcanons #genshin impact headcanons #genshin scaramouche #genshin impact scaramouche #the balladeer #scaramouche #scaramouche x gn reader #scaramouche scenarios #scaramouche headcanons #scaramouche imagines

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your-local-hoemie · 8 months

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HELLO HI HOW ARE YOU I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH MID TERMS

I also cannot play genshin anymore probably since i cant download the update </3 i hqve like 14gb space left but i still cant download it 😞😞 im gonna miss seeing my characters BUT THATS OKAY COZ I HAVE STAR RAIL :D

-🐢

HELLO! MY WIFI IS OUT SO IM DEAD FOR A WHILE BUT I HOPE YOUR MID TERMS GO WELL!!!!

I’m sorry about genshin being such a storage whore sMH but HSR sounds like such a fun game!

I’ve been wanting to try it so bad but genshin is taking up so much storage T-T

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your-local-hoemie · 8 months

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AAAAH OK SO I’VE BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE!! I haven’t had wifi for a while and I won’t for around a month. I’m stealing the stores sketchy ass wifi just to catch up with everything hchdiducij.

I can’t believe I missed the Fontaine update istg I’m gonna miss pulling for Lyney why is my life like this T-T

Anyway I hope your pulls and days go well! I’ll be back sooooon~

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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EVERYONE SHUT THE fuck UP- I GOT MY BOY!!!!! AFTER MISSING HIS FIRST BANNER I FINALLY GOT MY STINKY LITTLE JERK I take back what I said about his hair I didn’t mean it I swear- god I need a life jfcufidkk

Also this fucker took literally 80 pulls to get and I can’t afford to c1 him. Stubborn asshole I adore him. I want to blend him into soup and drink him.

#yes I’m going to make a big deal out of this #he’s my baby boy and my reason for living-#genshin pulls #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact pulls #genshin scaramouche #genshin impact scaramouche #genshin wanderer #genshin impact wanderer #scaramouche #wanderer

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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Ugly ass haircut (I can and will proceed to cry) HOW DID I MANAGED TO C6 ROSARIA???? She’s hot but not hot enough to make me forget that she’s the wrong emo T-T

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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Istg if I don’t get my meepy itty sqrinkle snookie snoobert wunkle teep toop wanderer when his banner comes out then I’m going to start a genocide. I need my husband. My scrunkly little muwderer.

#he’s mine #wanderer is mine and i have the emotional instability to prove it #I’ve been saving primo’s so hard if he doesn’t come home then I’m calling his haircut ugly #I’m joking #he’s beautiful #Scara baby please I’m begging you #I’m fine I promise I’m not obsessed you’re obsessed

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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You are loved, Jesus loves you, Somebody loves you!

May you have a good day or night!

Jesus absolutely does not hdicuid but thank you!!! That’s very sweet!!

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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I've genuinely never put in a request for something before so ur the first T.T

I was wondering, what would happen if you just wandered into scaramouche's room?

Im sorry if this is oddly specific, but I was hoping for a NS!FW M4M, possibly with Balladeer instead of wanderer, and if you do this thank you so much :))

NS!FW. 18+ ONLY!!!

OF COURSE!!!! Thank you for asking!!!!

You’ll have to forgive me if it’s not great. Even though I edge more towards masc im still not 100% sure how dudes work djdhdu

Also good lord, I went kind hard (hah) with this one, my cheeks were gLOWING while writing this. I’m never seeing heaven istg 💀

Edit: I accidentally went a little off script because I got extremely flustered so I’m sorry T-T

Warnings: ns!fw, dom!scaramouche (he needs his own warning), mild degradation, mean words, bratty behaviour, smug little shittery, lots of spicy words, swearing, male!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: scaramouche as: The ✨Balladeer✨

Scaramouche and you had a weird relationship.

No one knew whether you hated each other or if you were actually close.

Including you-

Sometimes you’d be at each other throat with any sharp object you could find and then the next, you’d be defending the other for whatever morally questionable crimes you had committed.

You happened to be one of the unfortunate fatui members that had been assigned to Scaramouche.

You don’t really know how he didn’t decide to murder you for your instinctive comebacks whenever he’d insult you.

He’s never admit it but he enjoyed having someone to banter with that wouldn’t immediately shit themselves the second he glanced at them.

Which is why you were now in his office for…

Well you didn’t really know.

He was busy doing paperwork that he was making extremely obvious that he hated every second of.

You were sitting in a chair across the room from him, equally as bored.

“So what exactly do you need me for… sir”

“To sit there and shut up.”

“…why?”

Letting out a sigh, Scara rolling his eyes, waving your questions off.

“You know, I’m supposed to be doing work. Going out, getting information, torturing, stealing, all the good stuff. Not sit in a room with a pouty brat-”

Clearing your throat, you suddenly realise what you had done.

Oh shit-

With a glare more threatening than a cryo mage in the rain. Scara placed his pen neatly down on the table, carefully organising the papers in front of him with sly grin.

Double shit-

“You know, you do a lot of talking for someone who can’t even handle to be alone in a room with their boss for more than an hour”

“Yeah well you’re not really the most enjoyable to be around…boss.”

The balladeers grin became even more sly as I pushed the chair away from his desk, standing up and taking a few steps forward, positioning himself right in front of you.

“I’ve had a very stressful day and I think I could use a little worshiping. Why don’t you use that mouth for something other than pathetic remarks, hm~?”

“Excuse me-?”

Without a hint of hesitation or shame, the harbinger placed his hand on your head. Most likely relishing the feeling of actually being taller than someone for once.

“Don’t act like our… banter doesn’t get you hard. I’ve seen the way you squirm when I get a little too close~”

Scaramouche pressed your head close to his crotch, speaking with a tone laced in sly smugness.

“I know you’ve imagined what I could do to you. I bet you even stroke yourself to the thought of me. Having the hand of a deity stroke you~”

Obviously he was right. Which just annoyed you even more, causing your pride to outweigh the sheer embarrassment coursing through your veins at his lewd words.

“You know how much shit you’d be in if I told anyone about this, right?

Scaramouche frowned at your remark, swiftly taking your chin in his hand and forcing you to look up at him.

“If a word of this leaves your mouth to anyone other than me, I will make you wish that I killed you. Understand me?”

Feeling your words catch in your throat, you give him a irritated nod, unable to fully deny how hot the whole situation was becoming.

“Good. Now, be a good for your god and worship me the way I deserve.”

Smirking down at you, Scara unbuttoned his shorts, letting his already hard dick bounce out against your face, making him sigh out in satisfaction.

“I always thought you looked so much better on your knee’s~ now suck.”

Blushing violently and not even able to deny how turned on you were, you locked eyes with The Balladeer and took him inside your mouth.

“Good boy~ just like that..”

Petting your hair with a surprising amount of gentleness, Scara pushed your head back and fourth, making you gag as his tip hits the back of your throat.

“Why don’t you touch yourself for me like the desperate, horny slut you are~”

Letting out a small, muffled whimper, you knew you were completely at his mercy as you couldn’t help but move your hand down, touching yourself as he commanded.

Scara thrust his hips more intensely, picking up his speed as moans and grunts escape his lips causing you to match his speed with your hand.

Feeling his hand grip tighter on your head, with one finally thrust and a loud groan of pleasure, scara finally released himself down your throat, pushing you over the edge as you coat your hand and pants in your load.

“Mmh! You’re such a good fuck toy,m. Now make sure to clean up the mess m’kay?”

Pulling out, leaving a messy string of saliva mixed with his load; Scara took a deep breath and returned to his paperwork like nothing happened, leaving you panting and and mess on the floor, still somewhat dazed.

“Y-yes…sir…”

HSIDUDICUIDJDIVUDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

squeaks 👺👨‍🦽👹🧍

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin imagines #genshin boyfriend scenarios #genshin drabbles #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin scaramouche #genshin impact scaramouche #the balladeer #scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x male reader #I’m squealing and dying and blushing and rolling around and wiggling my legs #genshin x male reader

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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🐢ANON HERE!! SO GLAD YOU'VE RECOVERED YAYAYAYAYAYYAY

THANK YOUUUU! SO AM I EEEEEEEE DJDJDIU

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your-local-hoemie · 9 months

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HEAR ME OUT SINCE ITS CHILDES BDAY TODAY RIGHT

What if we spend the entire day with him and then when we come home, we give him another surprise *wink wink* (pls tell me yk what i mean 😭😭 i dont know how to say these things withoit feeling awkward)

NS!FW. 18+ ONLY

AAAAA I’M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE!!! I’VE BEEN HIBERNATING!!!

JUST LIKE PRETEND IT’S STILL HIS BIRTHDAY DHXJHCIXJD

My fingers went nYoooooom! Also don’t feel awkward! I hear you and I shall feed you the crumbs of my brain basement

At least I hope this is what you mean otherwise I’m so sorry for your eyeballs-

warnings: ns!fw, Oral spice, lots of spicy words (I went all in for this one aaAAA), swearing, gn!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: Tartaglia (Childe is the worst name for spice istfggggg)

It had been a busy week preparing for the big day.

You could of been doing commissions, relaxing with friends, enjoying the beach and the warm summer sea, but no-

You had been practically ripping your hair out planning for you boyfriends birthday.

Tartaglia was a very… interesting character-

You knew he’d love whatever you got him but the thing is, nothing felt special.

He had the ability to buy anything he wanted, whenever he wanted. So trying to find something that would impress the ginger was becoming more challenging than his impromptu sparring “dates”.

That was until you caught sight of a small, very discreet looking stall hidden behind some crates near Liyue’s harbour that sold silk clothing that definitely wasn’t intended to stay on for long.

And so began your special birthday surprise~

“There’s my birthday boy!”

Running over to Tartaglia, you flung your arms tight around his waist.

The day In question had finally arrived and so had your mildly insane but lovable boyfriend.

“And there’s my favourite comrade! Didn’t miss me too much now did you?”

Smiling wildly, you rolled your eyes at him before the two of you started catching up on what he had been doing the past few days that he was away.

As a few minutes turned into hours, you both talked and walked around Liyue, visiting your favourite spots and giving him a giant whale plushie that you had spent the last few days seeing together, along with a extremely romantic dinner at the Liuli Pavilion.

When I say romantic I mean romantic-

The table was set with candles and silk flower petals, and not a chopstick to be seen, much to the gingers relief.

“You know, you’ve really impressed me this time. I don’t think I could of asked for a better birthday even if I tried”

“Good thing it’s not over then~”

“Not over? Have my irresistible charms finally decided to accept that sparring challenge you’ve been avoiding~”

Rolling your eyes, you promptly paid the bill before you decide to change your mind about the entire plan.

“No, you know I wouldn’t walk out of that alive. Now just shush and follow me”

Taking his hand, you eagerly pull him along in the direction to your home, not paying attention to the endless pestering of your boyfriend who’s curiosity was doing more than struggling to stay contained.

“Is it a surprise party?? Oh wait, did you kidnap someone for me!? Babe you’re so swe-”

“SHH! No I didn’t kidnap anyone and you should know not to say stuff like that while outside!”

Shaking your head in frustration, you finally reached your door.

Quickly unlocking it, you pulled Tartaglia in with a small grunt before closing it behind you.

“Alright, stay right there. I’ll be back now- and don’t get into trouble!”

“Huh? Wait- where are you going?”

With a giggle, you gave him a kiss on his cheek before running to your bedroom and closing the door.

Laying out on your bed was the outfit you got earlier that week.

Without hesitation, you pulled your clothes off and threw them to the floor, quickly putting on the outfit, albeit with some mild confusion to how it went on.

It was made from a delicate silk, framed with lace and ribbons that hung down your body, perfectly framing your figure.

Giving yourself a quick look over in the mirror, you took a deep breath and opened the door, peeking outside just incase your boyfriend was waiting outside.

Once you found the coast clear, you took a step out as started walking to the living room where you could hear him humming while obviously nosing around your belongings.

“Finally. you were taking foreve…r-”

Dropping a book he had been flipping through while waiting for you, Tartaglia’s expression shifted from shocked to embarrassed, then to a dangerously sly grin as the ginger took in your appearance.

“We’ll, well, well~ is it just the weather or did the room suddenly get extremely hotter”

Instinctively shrugging off his attempts at flirting, you took a step closer; placing your hand on his chest you pushed him down to the couch with a smug grin before sliding down between his legs.

“W-wow, really… really not wasting any time today, are we comrade~”

“I don’t want to keep the birthday boy waiting now, do I~”

With a purr in your voice, you began rubbing against his crotch that was already straining from his… impatience~

Working your hands against the growing tent in his pants, your fingers found their way the button before releasing his erection causing a quiet groan from the ginger who was now watching your every move like it was the most important thing he’d ever seen.

“So hard already? Just for me~?”

Grinning even more as you can’t help a sense of pride rush through your body, you placed soft kisses along his tip, moving down his shaft all the way to his balls before repeating the process, refusing to break eye contact with him.

Spending a few more minutes enjoying watching your boyfriend start to squirm and get impatient under your touch as your hand slowly pumped up and down his shaft, pulling out soft grunts of pleasure from him as you do.

Finally deciding that you’ve teased him enough you start to let your mouth do the work for you.

Still locking eyes with him, you rub his tip against your lips, savouring the taste of his pre already forming a pearl.

With one swift motion you slide his length inside your mouth, making Tartaglia let out a sharp moan as he threw his head back in pleasure.

“O-oh fuck… babe that’s… Ngh~”

You be lying if you did admit that it even shocked you a little, how well you took him all in first try.

Hearing him whimper and moan every time you bob your head up and down his length, enjoying his slightly salty taste.

“Archons, babe… keep going just like that~”

Feeling his hips start to buck into your mouth, pushing his length even further down, making you gag a little bit still not discouraging you from reaching your goal.

“Oh fUuck- babe I’m going to cum…~”

Without any time to brace yourself, you felt his fingers grip tightly onto your hair as he thrust his hips harder, causing you to gag even more and grip onto his thighs for support before he finally releasing his load.

“Holy fuck yes~!”

Pulling back to admire his breathless, shaking state, a trail of white dripping down your chin-

You can’t help but feel a little more excitement for the rest of the night as you pull out a pair of handcuffs from the draw next to the couch.

“I hope you’re not too tired just yet, I’ve got a lot more in store for you yet~”

This was so bad, I’m so sorry hdicufif.

I’m back into doing requests as normal now that’s I’m pretty much completely recovered eeeeee I’ve missed it so much T-T

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin drabbles #genshin impact scenarios #genshin scenarios #genshin boyfriend scenarios #genshin impact fluff #genshin fluff #childe genshin impact #childe genshin #childe #tartaglia genshin impact #tartagila #childe smut #tartaglia smut #Childe fanfic #tartaglia fanfic #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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Can i request mordern chilhood friends to lovers with anyone you want ><

I AM BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!

Sorry this took so long and that it’s so short! I’ve been dying!! I decided to go for Scara if that’s ok! I’ve been having intense brain rot over him and figured this was perfect for it! Also sorry for the bad ending hdjchfei, it was a little rushed at the end but I did my best!

Warnings: fluff, bad plot progression jfjdkdjxk, swearing, gn!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: scaramouche (wanderer).

Sitting at the edge of your bed, head in your hands while groaning like a dying puppy- you threw another crumpled up ball of paper across the room in frustration.

You had spent the last 4 hours of your night torturing yourself by trying to write a confession letter.

Whom to? Well none other than your childhood friend, scaramouche.

A childhood friend with the personality of a angsty 14 year old mixed with a tongue sharper than the sharpest sword in history.

A strange name yes, but it’s one of many that he’s decided to go by throughout his lifetime.

So all in all; he’s absolutely insufferable.

So why is it you’re writing a confession to him?

It all started years ago when scara’s mother decided to focus all her attention on taking over her sisters business after it was left in her hands, leaving Scara to fend for himself until his aunt, Nahida, decided to do the unthinkable and take the little brat in.

You happened to be working as an assistant in her flower shop when she introduced the purple haired gremlin to you.

At first he was extremely quiet and distant- only saying words of irritation or the occasional curses under his breath when customers got particularly irritating.

Then after a few months of awkwardly trying to start conversations with him and facing his wrath whenever you happened to arrange a bouquet in the wrong order, you decided to give up completely and just not talk to him at all.

That was until he suddenly decided that your pestering, that was now part of him daily routine, wasn’t all that bad then ever so kindly called you a idiot and decided to make you continue your confused efforts in friendship without fail.

After that, you could say that you both somehow grew pretty close.

Growing up together, attending the same school and eventually even becoming roommates in a small apartment.

Everything seemed absolutely perfect.

That was until one of your friends happened to ask that stupid question.

“So are you two dating yet or what?”

Curse them.

Of course you’re not dating! Why would you be dating?

He’s just a friend? Sure you’re the only one he’d willingly talk to.

Yes you’re the only one who was allowed to hug him or tease without getting your head immediately snapped off by his own two hands.

Well fuck.

After weeks of overthinking and ripping your hair out while obsessing over those stupid words, trying desperately to convince yourself you two are the least compatible people alive but somehow managing to find the pro’s to all of the cons.

Which is where we are now-

Sighing, you buried your face into your pillow before a sudden knock on the door startled you.

“You haven’t left your room all day, dumbass. Open up”

It was him. The annoyingly pretty, infuriatingly insufferable, lovable brat.

“Go away! I’m busy and I don’t need your annoying ass distracting me any more than what you already are!”

“M’hm, see I don’t really care”

Before you could even react, he twisted the doorknob opening the door before stepping inside.

He silently stood there, taking in the sight of the papers scattered across the floor then over at you, slumped over yourself on your bed in embarrassment and frustration.

“The fuck happened to you? Don’t tell me you’re having another breakdown over Professor Zhongli’s test’s”

Reaching down for one of the crumpled up papers, you immediately shot up off your bed in a futile attempt to stop him from reading what was probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened in your life, other than that one time you accidentally called Venti “miss” the first time you met, which does still haunt your mind on a daily basis.

“W-wait! No it’s ok, it’s not important! Please just leave it there-”

“Sh, I’m reading”

Scara glanced at you with a sly grin that really was the visual embodiment of “go suck my dick, I’ll do what I want”

A few moments of reading silence pass by with you now sinking deeper into yourself, begging to somehow shrivel up and disappear.

“Is this true?”

Scara stood near the foot of your bed, glancing up at you with one eyebrow raised in a mix of amusement and disbelief.

“It… it is. I’m sorry, I told you to leave it alone and it’s so stupid, I just thought maybe writing a letter would do something but-”

Before you could finish your sentence, Scara politely interrupted you, once again, then karate chopped your head just soft enough that it didn’t managed to kill you on impact.

“I… I don’t think you’re as stupid as everyone else either”

“Is that- you feel the same way??”

“Tch, just don’t think this means I’m getting soft or I will kill you without hesitation”

“None at all?”

Looking up at him with a small, smug grin, you could easily see the slight dusting of pink appearing on his usually porcelain coloured cheeks.

“Maybe just a little…”

Guys I’m getting better!!! If my recovery keeps going on the way it is I should have the all clear by next week!!! I feel bad for this taking time away from my writing but I got a bunch of ideas built up from being stuck in bed which I will feed ya’ll with.

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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I feel like i havent heard from you in a while sooo 🐢anon is here to check up on you~ how are you doinggg

Bonjour 😌 I am still alive!! My hearts still causing issues but I’m slowly working on a request uwu!! I should be back to normal in a few weeks eeeee. I hope you’re doing good and taking care of yourself!!!

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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ꕥ Genshin Impact ꕥ boyfriend headcanons, Inazuma edition~ part two.

Firstly, why is Itto so pretty in this gif???

Who gave this man the right?????

Secondly, thank you all for 100 followers!!! I honestly didn’t think anyone would really like my writing but knowing that you do makes it even more fun! And ya’ll are all so nice too like I don’t deserve this what T-T

Summary: literally the title.

Warnings: fluff, maybe a lil’ suggestive??, swearing, established relationship, Gn!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: Itto, Ayato, Gorou. (I’m classing scara (aka, wanderer) as a Sumeru citizen now since he’s a new, good boy! What i still wouldn’t give for him to crush me)

Itto~

God bless this man.

He’s so precious.

He openly adores everything you do.

Walked up a bunch of stairs without dying?

You can bet your sweet buns that this man is going to be awe struck.

He’s very strong and even though he acts like a himbo, he’s still got his head in a good place (kinda)

(He’s a complete fucking idiot)

But he is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend!

Give him head pats and tell him he’s a good boy and he’s mush in your arms!

Boy will go all out on dates hsiduxid

Most of the time they don’t go as planned but you can’t even get mad when he still somehow manages to pull a successful “plan numero two-o” out of nowhere.

Kuki has become his go-to advisor for romance!

She doesn’t know much bless her but she knows more than him jdjdjdhdurj

Man doesn’t get jealous.

He’s too oblivious-

If someone starts flirting with you he’ll probably just join in.

“You think they’re great too?? What am I saying, of course you do! How could you not think that they’re the coolest, most awesomest partner ever!”

Bless his heart I love him T-T

He lets you polish his horns-

He lets you polish his horns.

It might not seem like much but he’s so proud of them that it’s a literal honour-

Loves it when you pet them too or put little jewellery around them!

Honestly I think he’s a really good kisser.

Don’t ask why but he just gives off that vibe.

He’s also been roping you into beetle fights.

Which he totally wins every time!

He doesn’t. You let him win occasionally.

He once found a super cool looking beetle and named it after you!!

He always makes sure to take extra good care of it just because of that.

Ayato~

Imma be honest, if I see this man pull boba out of his arm one more time and make that slurp I might lose it-

I’m not too familiar with his character but my best friend has a intense crush on him so i will get scolded if I make this is too inaccurate.

I know this sounds absurd but istg I will bet everything that this man has social anxiety.

I can smell my people.

He’s just really good at hiding it with his duties!

And you’re the only one who gets to see that side of him because he trusts you more than anyone T-T

Man is extremely busy so dates are rare but he still somehow manages to make time!

A privilege that’s only shared with Ayaka who absolutely adores you!!

She also absolutely wasn’t a little jealous of her brother hdbfhdj

He adores the little things you do!

Like, absolutely worships them!

If you decided to make him the ugliest drawing known to man kind he will frame it and look at it at least twice a day.

He taught you to play chess and much to thoma’s dismay, he taught you extremely well.

Poor boy hasn’t won in months.

Always offers you a taste of his magical sleeve boba!

How it stays fresh, no one knows.

He’s an absolute gentleman!

Hand kisses whenever he greets you, without fail!

Always insist on getting you little trinkets or jewellery!

He thinks you deserve it ok, just accept it-

Always talks about you to thoma and Ayaka!

He wants to make sure you know how much he loves you!!

He is a little possessive over you-

He means no harm by it but he can’t help his sly, mischievous side show a little bit.

“Come now, is that really any way to talk to my future spouse? Hm? Yes I did call you that, do you object, dearest~?”

Just cuts into the conversation with the offending person and grabs you by the waist with zero shame-

Do it back-

It’ll shut him up really quick~

Gorou~

Just like Ayato, I’m not super familiar with his personality hngggg.

Let’s get it out the way, shall we?

Tail.

Ears.

I NEED TO PET HIM!!!!!!

And lucky you!

You get to pet him!!

Yes he allows you to touch the ears.

Maybe be careful with the tail though cough cough

He whimpers

Beach dates aaaAAAA!

He’s constantly in work mode but he does his best to relax!

He loves making seashell necklaces with you and just taking walks together while talking!

Poor boy gets very flustered very easily.

He knows his tail gives off his emotions way too easily and you’re always super quick to tease him about it.

Evil.

He’s a thigh person and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Let him lay in your lap, please.

He’s also super ticklish-

Don’t ask, he just looks the type.

He can’t help but melt into a flustered mess whenever you’re around!

Which of course he gets teased for mercilessly by the rest of the soldiers.

But saying that, he will never be embarrassed by admitting he loves you!

He believes strongly in being open about how you feel.

Always brings you freshly picked flowers whenever you meet up!

He is really strong though, don’t be fooled by his fluff.

One of the reasons he loves you so much is because you never see him as just a pet.

He also asks you to study with him when kokomi lets him read her books!

You’d be amazed by how focused this man can get when in serious mode istg not even a earthquake could shake him.

“Huh? I love you but come on, do I really have to remind you again? It’s vital that we always keep our minds sharp even if there’s no visible threat! Leave the poor lizards alone-”

His patience with you is incredible.

He doesn’t get jealous easily but he does get a little insecure sometimes!

He’ll never cause a scene with it but he will be open with how he feels.

He hates the idea of arguing so he’ll always bring it up in a polite way!

He’s always super respectful of you and will quickly scold anyone who acts differently~

He’s a very good and very precious baby~

IM ALIVE!!! Well, kinda. I’m back at home but I got a lot of recovery to do and when I tell ya’ll that it is frUSTRATING! So writing is a good distraction!

I’m still gonna be taking my time though since my energy is completely gone not to mention I’m not allowed to get too excited since it raises my heart rate so the genshin men might actually end up killing me gdjsgHDJSH

Not that I’d mind either-

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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I might be sick but I am nOT going to ignore the new Genshin trailer. Like I’m sorry??? Arlecchino????? Mommy!????????

(I apologise for my ramblings, I’m bored and need distractions kxjidkfj)

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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Update time!! I’m apparently very sick with my heart and I gotta undergo surgery along with recovery so it might be a little longer than a week T-T I’m so sorry ya’ll I will return I promise I’m just going through shit hxusudne

I can’t play Genshin or do my work and I miss it so much, they were my comfort and I don’t wanna miss my Scaramouchie-skrunkly-snoobert’s re-run so if I’m not better by then istg-

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your-local-hoemie · 10 months

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AHHH I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON 😞😞 PLS TAKE CARE OKAY❗️❗️❗️

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THANK YOU I WILL!! I’ll be fine I just need to get some strength back uwu

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