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toxictoxicities · 6 months

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Don't ask, silly stupid ass aggie with @revolvius

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hansoeii · 7 months

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I'm very much not normal about loki and mobius right now

#the way I fully expected the show to just have them act like good ol' buddies #but instead they gave us extremely touchy mobius like that man couldn't let him go for a second #then LOKI ALMOST CONFESSING APPARENTLY???#Mobius not caring about getting his skin ripped off cos all the cares about is his loki being alright #AND THEN THEM FALLING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER??#And no mention of the selfcest kiss either and showing how sylvie just wants a normal little life????#Feels like they're pretending that romance never happened and I'm hoping it stays that way #Anyways I'm so not okay right now like homy shit #This is either the greatest romance ever or another horrible queerbait added to the list #Loki #Loki season 2 #Loki season 2 spoilers #Lokius #Loki spoilers

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ohara-n-brown · 3 months

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Some of y'all be like 'eat the rich' then turn around and be classist when you don't like someone.

Same way y'all hate bodyshaming and fatphobia until you personally need to insult someone.

Same way y'all hate ageism then running to someone's bio to check their age.

Same way y'all hate aphobia but uh-oh someone is a little bit irritating then they need to get laid. Suddenly being a sexless virgin is bad. They've got no bitches and that's bad.

Love to talk about the benefits and beauties of online communities and how important they are until someone annoys you then it's go touch grass

Love to talk about mental health until you got beef now they're a 'narcissist' and 'delusional' and they need to 'get help' and don't get me STARTED on how people love using the word bipolar

Cant believe in saying this but y'all need to learn how to insult people better

cause mfer WE CAN HEAR YOU. You're not serving what you think you're serving

Always want to talk about how someone 'probably looks like' or what they 'should be doing' or whether they're 'unstable' or not.

Quit being ridiculous. Quit being a hypocrite and calling it cunty. Knock it off!! Learn how to read someone correctly or go home!!!

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taviokapudding · 8 months

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Simon Petrikov has always been a GILF and before the crown took over his mind, I think we can all agree long white haired - not ice king yet Simon was kinda hot before the madness set in

Now that I have your attention - hear me out AT fandom- what if Ice Prince in Fionna’s dreams is what Simon/Ice King thought he was throughout the original Adventure Time series?

I always thought Ice King having extremely high self confidence was just a gag or joke before we learned about who Simon was- but there’s tons of instances where he declares he’s hot & doesn’t mind showing off his body in the original. And with the canon 12 yr time skip, we know now everything about Fionna & Cake’s AU and Ice King’s actions to form the AU was based off the madness of the crown playing into Simon’s wish fulfillment, trauma, & life; but also a form of escapism from his reality as a lonely man in a world he cannot relate too.

In the original & first appearance of the AU Ice Queen is H O T {and I’m not just saying that as a pansexual} she is leagues more attractive than how Ice King was and I would argue looks more like what I think Betty would look like if she wore the crown. She’s wish fulfillment but being heavily crown coded explains why she’s no longer Simon’s mind/Fionna’s dreams.

But Ice Prince? That is way more Simon coded than crown & also doesn’t match any of the male background characters we do see in episode 1. What if that’s not just Simon wishing he could be more like Ice King but instead what he actually thought he looked like the whole time the crown controlled him for all those centuries? That would explain why Ice King was so shameless but also partially explain why Simon mentions in ep 2 of Fionna and Cake that he both misses but hates what Ice King looked like.

Yes it’s a Tuxedo Mask reference & an obvious sign Simon still has some magic powers, but you cannot deny that if Simon wanted to dress as Ice King he’d probably go a more Ice Prince style to line up with how he currently dresses. If the AU remained the AU that was all originally knew, Ice Queen would’ve been some evil Sailor Scout or Queen Beryl coded character to Fionna Campbell; Ice Prince wouldn’t be a thing if it was just an alternate universe. And that tall glass of frosty water is definitely what Simon wished he looked like {honestly me too, Ice Prince is so gender}

EDIT: Btw in ep 2 of Fionna and Cake, Ice Queen is seen as the icecream vendor and she looks nothing like Simon but way more like a cross between the Gunther penguins and crown. And yes I know Fionna “dates” Ice King in the original au - my point still stands that it’s still what Simon wanted/thought he looked like with the crown on. Fionna Campbell would be into a very blue robes & wacky eyebrows Ice Prince and Ice Queen wouldn’t be just an icecream vendor who’s nice to kids if the crown had influence still

#mun post #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #fionna and cake spoilers #spoiler #spoilers #fionna and cake #adventure time #ice prince is going to live rent free in the unattainable white haired men I’d s #-mash list because daaaaaaaaaaamn #ice king #ice prince #Simon wanting to be a hot young man with long white hair is so relatable #also ice king getting naked and showing off his body has a whole new layer than just a gag #looking back on those Ice King self confident moments- it was incredibly messed up foreshadowing now that I think about it #as someone recovering muscle mass I feel Simon about being upset at what ice king actually looked like- homie lost 90% of his leg muscles #wait I just remembered- Gunther used to break ice king’s legs with a brick too like b r o he barely had bones for legs #Simon’s ideal being a perfect bishonen hottie with nice proportions #has layers of trauma in there I just know it

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howlerbat · 1 year

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I wonder if I’m the only one who sort of had trouble buying Pirate King Silver tm in season 4? Like he would look cool and say cool things about the future of Nassau and piracy and whatnot and the whole time I’m like bestie you only didn’t run away from being a pirate because you didn’t have a leg to run with, I can see the narrative pointing a gun at you off screen

#no shade to my boy Silver but homie didn’t even LIKE being a pirate and ppl are like you’re the best of us Sliver you’re just the BEST #meanwhile he lowkey wants to retire inland and never step foot on a boat again #john silver #black sails

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bumblingbabooshka · 4 months

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🗣🚨 YAOI ALERT 🚨🗣 [TEXT: Neelix took a seat next to Tuvok. He hoped the Vulcan would make some comment about his story, but a long silence ensued. Neelix found himself feeling unaccountably nervous, reading into Tuvok's silence a general disapproval - and yet, what could he expect? From the moment they first met, Tuvok had been aloof and judgmental. Nonetheless, his opinion mattered to Neelix, and so, inwardly chastising himself for doing so, he turned to the somber man. "So, Mr. Vulcan...what did you think of my story?" Another silence. Neelix felt himself begin to perspire. Why wasn't Tuvok answering him? Had he embarrassed himself that fully? He felt his heart beating in his chest. "I know I've done some awful things in my life," he stammered, "but I've tried to make up for them. I hope you won't hold what I've told you against me..." He trailed off lamely, his words sounding hollow. Tuvok turned slowly to look at him, his dark visage glistening in the heat of the setting sun. His eyes seemed to pierce Neelix's brain. He stared like that for a full moment before he spoke. "I found it an exceptional story. You have complexities, and courage, I would never have imagined." Neelix couldn't believe what he was hearing - Tuvok was actually complimenting him! He felt a little shiver of pleasure, but he couldn't for the life of him think of anything to say in return...] Source: Pathfinders by Jeri Taylor

#Tuvok/Neelix #WHAT WAS THE MOMENT FULL OF. HUH?#NEELIX'S CRUSH ON TUVOK IS SO REAL #Tuvok: Ugh Neelix.#Neelix: -tells a story about how he used to be a criminal and has had a lot of angst and heartbreak in his life-#Tuvok: Wo w......-twirling hair- I didn't know you like...had complexity. You're like such a tortured soul .....#Neelix: ('I didn't imagine you had complexities or courage' flying over his head) O mmmghmygod #I know Tuvok is just saying 'I didn't imagine you would have had a past like that given how cheerful you are now'#like those 'we all have the homies whose jovial nature can't quite hide their aura of sadness' posts #But I think his phrasing is funny - especially bc the author is using commas to mimic how he pauses in his speech #Also him just straight up not responding to Neelix is funny. DUDE. C'MOOOON. <3 #CAN WE TALK ABOUT NEELIX'S HARDCORE CRUSH ON TUVOK??? THAT DESCRIPTION???#I'm so sorry there is NO straight and friendly explanation for 'his dark visage glistening...his eyes seemed to pierce [my] mind...'#SHIVERING IN PLEASURE???? NEELIX.#Novel Experiences #Neelix is so hopelessly in love with Tuvok he is sustaining himself on CRUMBS #If Tuvok gave Neelix a pencil Neelix would treasure it forever - HELP HIM.#they are so highschool despite being in their (nebulous middle age?) and (hundreds)#Tuvix #Tuvok #Neelix #I love how there's not really even a straight excuse reason for why Neelix likes Tuvok IN PARTICULAR so much #Almost as if-#voy

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renjunnipeikko · 5 months

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Overblots 1-4 for Yuu were like: Yeah I kinda had a hand in this but tbh I maybe did SOME delegation and that’s it, everyone else were the ones doing stuff

But because of that, for Overblots 5-7 they had already been deemed the Overblot Support™️ so even if they didn’t do a damn thing, everyone else was like “no, no. I NEED you”

Yuu has literally just become the emotional support prefect. Do they do anything? No! Is everyone still very insistent on them coming along? Yes!

…they all just need someone to hold them as they go through The Horrors™️

#Ch 5 was literally Vil himself being like ‘you WILL come along!’#Ch 6 was Rook and Epel being like ‘the three of us ARE stupid but we’re stupid TOGETHER’#and Ch 7 I only know vaguely but don’t wanna spoil entirely before it’s released in EN #however I think it’s along the lines of Silver being like ‘well… I can’t just leave them in this empty dreamscape…’#but also prolly realizing it’d be good to have one other person lucid in the dreams with him #considering what I know happens later he made a good call bc homie needed that emotional support too frfr #oh yeah yuu is also there bc of the beast tamer thing and getting everyone to know what teamwork is #that too #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst yuu

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kaidanalenkosprmanager · 11 days

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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)

#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #urdnot wrex #steve cortez #mordin solus #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i feel like i probably should have split the actually sur'kesh set in half like i did with mars #but i got lazy after i split out the normandy summit gifs and i wanted to keep the rest of the mission together lol #wrex having small conversation moments with james and EDI was everything to me #bc with both of them it felt like wrex passing on some of his old kid on the block knowledge to the new kids on the block and i just 🥺#like i didn't get it in the gif but the second part of that convo with james he says something like #'you're one of shep's new recruits? hang on kid- it's a hell of a ride!' and when i tell you i SOBBED #like the entire first half of this playthrough is soph taking her newer squadmates out to help her build the army for the reaper war #so running into all these old friends/teammates and hearing them share their wisdom with james and EDI as new recruits is everything to me!#also EDI and james look very cute in their armor (ESPECIALLY EDI IN HER HUNTER HOOD I LOVE HER YOUR HONOR)#i'm just gonna say wrex's little tongue out at the salarians in the background of padok's gif sent me so hard i had to include it LMAO #and i'd write something about the mordin cameo but the mordin cameo on tuchanka is better so i'll save my thoughts for that one #ig thanks for being wrex's inside man mordin you were real for that one #the real salarian homie of this mission was kirrahe and i love him (he's my favorite and i adore him thank you for coming to my TEDtalk) :)#and i will also say that i adore bakara and she's the highlight of this mission for me bc of the lines but also like???#her grabbing the shotgun from wrex to take out the cerberus troops is everything and his expression afterwards is *chef's kiss*#and SOPH'S LITTLE SMIRK LMAOOOOOOO i had to include it bc i saw it in the back and it sent me to the next dimension lol #and since i just use the tags to share all my annoying little thoughts on a final note:#i included the elevator bomb scene bc in soph's canon she gets injured during it for the shenko angst pre-coup bc i'm an angsty bitch :)

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sqlmn · 6 months

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I NEVER SHARED MY LITTLE GREMLIN GAL HERE.

She is one of Katale's trusted lil lackeys AND has the privilege of being The Lookout. In her words, she's "the receptionist". She sees who goes in and who goes out and she will in fact be just fine in a fight.

She normally just has her hair loose and down around base but if she knows she's going to have to go somewhere and have to be using a little force, she puts her hair up in various ways because she doesn't want to get TOO much blood in her hair. sometimes some falls loose but she tried at least.

Her full name is [redacted] but when she's asked about her name by the mentor who she has developed banter with she says "you can call me Lee!" and they immediately clock it as "so not your actual name". Which it isn't. Lee is simply a way of shortening her name that no one uses but hey "you don't even tell your lil bestie agent your real name. lose that attitude, buddy" and mentor doesn't push further cause fair enough.

#two crime bosses and a very good boy #also the criminal organization has a very red theme in decor and schemes #so rud and kitty constantly have lots of read on since they are In Charge #but lee and others like her just wear splashes of red #like gloves or ties or necklaces or earrings .... just lil splashes of red #she loves being in charge of being the receptionist #so much to the point kitty stopped calling her role anything else #if lee wants to be the receptionist for a crime syndicate then why stand in way ! let her live her weird dreams #mentor looks at her and is like gd what a fuckin npc of a human being wow #and then promptly begins to get used to seeing her there and dull and whatever and then #someone with her hair back is there and the mentor is like woah where the fuck is the usual girl #and shes like wow dude you are an ass lmao its me homie chill out #and they are just baffled at the absolute difference in appearance simply by puttering her hair up #so i casually love their lil friendship that is mostly just sassing each other at the entrance ways to places

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yourdeepestfathoms · 9 months

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so many people, Clara included, say that Clara can’t get the Sand Plague in the Changeling route, which is a real slap in the face because i got infected day two and remained infected for my entire run, so NO SABUROV, SHE CAN GET SICK

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dootznbootz · 3 months

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opinions on helen of sparta being compared to prey animals? blink blink

*blink blinks back* Then immediately sits like this because of the question.

It's a good question that I'm happy to answer! It just makes me mad.... I sincerely hate the wording of "prey" being used to describe her.

SHE IS A VICTIM! THAT DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS "PREY"!

I can...see how people in ancient times may have used that word and still meant it in how she is a victim... but modern-day English-speaking people calling her that??? (considering how in different languages the word "prey" could have different meanings.) I'll just say that as someone who has been "prey" herself at one point, I REALLY hate that word as a descriptor. Just say victim or survivor. 👍

Honestly to call ANY victim "prey" is so fucked up. "Prey" to me, feels like "it's meant to happen." "Prey" are part of the food chain and so that's what happens. And to compare that to abduction and SA? Almost as if "that's our place"? It also kind of implies something being "eaten" or killed... Helen SURVIVES. She's traumatized and definitely needs healing and support but it's not like she can't find joy or peace ever again. Prey just feels so fucking gross.

Also, if someone calls victims "prey", I hope they know that Moose, Elk, Boars, Bovine, ZEBRAS, etc. are technically "prey". And these are VERY aggressive animals while still being "prey" for some other animals. And also that doesn't mean that "Oh, they're powerful! Clearly they should've been able to stop it." That's victim blaming :P

She is a clever, determined, caring woman who was ripped from her home for YEARS because Paris was a dipshit who decided he needed the prettiest woman in the world despite already having a wife. He didn't care about the fact that Helen didn't want to be there and was already married. He is so selfish that he will not let her go back even when THOUSANDS have died in the war! EVEN HIS BROTHER HECTOR AND PRIAM DO NOT BLAME HER! Granted, we do not know if Aphrodite would have let him undo their deal of "I want the prettiest woman" if he DID end up feeling bad for Helen and he wished to let her go home (I doubt it based on his personality though).

"Oh, if she is so independent/strong, then why didn't she just kill Paris and leave?"

AGAIN! Victim blaming!!! First thing, people who ask that have media literacy that is piss on the poor. You also have no idea about the political implications that would have happened if she DID kill Paris. She literally cries about staying there and argues with Aphrodite about seeing Paris, only to get strongarmed by Aphrodite as, guess what? A GODDESS WILL ALWAYS OVERPOWER A DEMIGOD. (This isn't Percy Jackson where he "killed" Ares as a 12 year old (Percy, you were my childhood, but that's bullshit.))

Even confined in Troy, she ARGUED with APHRODITE about going to see Paris! She is not some meek woman who just does as she's told with no pushback! She argued with a GODDESSS! Very few survive doing that!!!

She's not "Prey to fate", she's a "VICTIM of Fate".

#Thank you for the ask anon!!! :D It's a very fun question! I just really don't like the word of 'prey' being used to describe her.#...#Yes. there's poetic shit with writing. but if I heard someone say 'Helen is prey to Paris' I would be miffed and think that person's stupid #Prey just feels like 'one and done. You'll be a victim from now on and nothing else. You have no life after this.'#I mean you can probably say that if you simply mean that Paris is an abuser I guess. but...idk homies. I just really hate Helen being calle #that you know?#as if she could never be anything but prey in a way. as if she herself has never been the one pulling the strings or the trickster #Helen isn't a rabbit in an eagle's talons about to be eaten. She was a PRISONER. Who still lives and thrives afterward.#idk I'm probably looking too far into the word 'prey' and what it means to ME as an animal lover and survivor but it just feels #really bad to me. like wrinkling my nose and thinking 'out of all the words out there. that's the one you use?'#*sighs*#probably got quite fired up about this :P #ask #anon #yes I plan to write Helen as a big buff cheeto puff but again. she could never fight a goddess no matter how strong!! she's Mortal!#end of story!! I just want to write her that way as A.) it's fun. B.) Sparta upbringing.#(I got SUPER into ancient athletes stuff. (look up Pankration. it's so cool) and since I really love writing women. I just...like it :D #And no. everybody is strong in their own way even if they don't physically fight. I have plenty of women who are not fighters #but still have their own strengths and personalities and silliness #Leda actually doesn't like the 'exercising lifestyle of Sparta'. Ctimine loves running but that's it. Anticlea is the one who taught #Odysseus how to carve wood and is a 'trickster' but she's not really into athletic stuff. (she actually has a heart condition later on)#there's more too it but...tags are already long as hell #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #kind of #If Helen is prey then she is “prey” like those clever mother birds who pretend to be injured to get predators away from their nest.#*shrieks into a pillow* I'm fine now :D

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frosty-tian · 9 months

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It’s… so surreal. Like, I know it’s a universal experience and I experience it more than once/here and there, but it’s still kind of weird to see friends/mutuals who either I knew when l was still a minor or they were still minors themselves, to just, change so much (especially after years of not talking to each other).

“Oh, hello, OnePieceFan5201, how are you, it’s been a while?”

“Ah, you work as a lecturer overseas now? Wow, I remember when you were crying to us in the group chat about your high school essays, haha.”

#frosty babbles #shoutout to uuuhhhh #Mags Astro Mabs Ezra Mike Brittsu Gamma and quite a few more #OH AND SQUID #MELA AND BARON TOO #sorry homie I almost forgot #still have contact with them somehow #like occasional convos outside of just being mutuals #especially Astro met when DRV3 was released #I still have a few people around but we don’t talk to each other anymore #some whom I considered close friends once #it’s depressing but I eventually dealt with it better #sorry for the ramble just lots of thoughts before work #and to think I started using this site when I was very much still a high schooler #while there wasn’t any actual connections on DA I still miss some homies on there

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fobnsfwdoodles · 6 months

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atrociously percieved by your recent Patrussy post that’s what my fucking bottom growth looks like atm (early days)

Yay!! That was the goal! I'd like for every follower of this blog to have at least one moment of looking at a feature and feeling seen

#yall bringing me joy #this blog is teaching me to draw genitals always #i realize i wasnt making bottom growth as large as some people are in my past drawings #so im keeping that in mind going forward!#bottom growth comes in all shapes and sizes just like orher genitalia #and i love the idea of cis followers getting to just learn something new and gain some more knowledge safely #ya know without a trans person being intererogated or a cis person not knowing what theh dont know #another reason why i try to keep this art accessible instead kf behind a paywall because we all benefit feom learning about the diveristy o #of bodies #including me #im learning new things everyday!#but yeah shout out to my trans homies #fall out boy is a surlrisingly trans band lol #trans coded in a million ways #not art #trans #tboy #tboy Patrick #pATRUSSY #wait i just noticed that i should start using that #this has been the tour of soft men healing call that bottom growth

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frostwork · 9 months

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HSR patch 1.2

Almost 1000 year old gay dude: I miss my wife tails, I miss him a lot.

20 odd year old library nerd who looks exactly like the gay dude’s dead wife: I just work here man…

Mutual ex-friend who went insane: I am going to kill you, hit you, or hurt you in some way.

#playing honkai star rail #honkai star rail #frostpost #jing yuan embodied that fb post with the old person and the dog #do you remember how we used to run?#and dan heng is like no #your past incarnation commiting a terrible sin to hang with his homie forever #and no no one is having a good time #but i cant get over dan hengs constant im not him please im just here for my friends #which is just his girlfriend their boyfriend and their chaperone father figure #and jing yuans like yeah i know until he like forgets himself because they do look so similar #and blades busy being veeeery normal about everything #sorry the killing blow for me is always gay tragedy so im gonna be even normaler about my man now

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saph-yells-into-the-void · 4 months

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reading the translated scans makes this chapter hit so much harder 😭

#*talkin abt bllk chapter 245 btw #i feel so bad for nagi bro hes trying so hard to figure out why hes flopping #but unfortunately its not smth he can just change overnight #you can even see agi trying to help reo by being like 'homie just leave him its not worth it'#hes not being an ass hes genuinely worried abt this situation #just yknow. not bc of nagi.#also SHIDOUUU OH HOW IVE MISSED U #plus it look like hes gonna be the focus for the next chapter #they spoiling us (me) fr fr #bllk #bllk manga #bllk spoilers

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wavernot4love · 2 months

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hello i see ag 2morrow for the second show of boom done tour i am so excited

i haven't been to a show since thursday @ the end of january in typical northeast "no one, quite understandably, tours here in the winter" fashion & i very much need this i am so very much looking forward 2 it also this is gonna be a GREAT month 4 shows

#i may be manifesting this somehow reaches someone somewhere also going #also tonight is about to be spent absolutely cramming boom done etc #as despite the fact that i technically got introduced to homie's music via a boom done set #at that fest i was working in summer '22 #i still am not really acquainted with it #i am primarily going for good vibes and to support #but that's just as of now #i can Entirely see myself coming to love these songs just like the rest of that dude's projects #anyways i am soloing and while of course i have no problem doing this for shows in general #i am a bit nervous since i'm used 2 just blending in with a crowd due to moshing everybody being packed in etc #whereas here that obviously won't be a thing and everyone will kinda just be standing there noddin along #but it is okay i always seem to find cool folks to talk to at ag related shows #and even if i don't i know i'll have a great time #also i really hope the epic wavernot4love x anthony crossover can finally happen #genuinely i have so much 2 say this dude's music has had such a positive impact on my life this past year n a half #and i wanna chat about that a little bit #anyways off i go 2 jam some ag tunes i am so excited also mohawk place is a gr8 venue i can't wait to be back there #also ah i'm gonna see if i can find anything setlist wise from the first show 2nite in pa since i kinda like to know what 2 expect #anthony green #ls dunes #boom done #wavernot4love gets 2 the gig #wavernot4lovetalksmusic #wavernot4love talks ag tunes #yippee

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