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shakingparadigm · 4 days

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till's first reaction to a wilting flower is to cheer it on, to keep it living. he feels so deeply for little things such as artificial flowers that he actively defends them when they are being crushed or mistreated, and kneels down to whisper encouragement as one nears the end of its life.

how often would ivan revisit that memory? the way till valued the life of these inorganic flowers, the way a single wilted bloom captures his attention and brings him to his knees in order to tend to it. when the time came, he might have hoped till would do it for him, too.

ivan and that flower were no different. beings bereft of emotion given feeling by the same sensitive boy, one who animated anything within his attention, unknowingly breathing life into blank vessels.

cheer up, till said, and suddenly the flower was brought to life, was personified by his encouragement. appealing to the emotions of a mere flower, assigning it a heart and a soul capable enough of receiving his words, believing it human enough to listen. through this display ivan was brought to life, too. mimicking till's words, thoughtful repetition, parsing through the layers and trying to understand the purpose, the meaning. cheer up, stay strong. this is must be what it's like to feel. heart seeping into actions, taking responsibility for the suffering of another.

ivan and that flower were no different. bodies weak and bent, blood-red. till over them, the same boy who brought them life watching as it trickles out. till kneels for the flower, but is motionless for ivan.

oh. maybe they were different after all.

#sorry i dont know what this is im procrastinating so hard rn #this is dumb as hell #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #ivantill #(kind of)#ang oa naman

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toxictoxicities · 6 months

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Don't ask, silly stupid ass aggie with @revolvius

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pigeonbksimp · 2 months

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My silly self insert in BNHA/MHA!

(The only lie here is the Japanese flag (though, I'm learning japonese). I add it so things make a little bit more of sence with my headcanons)

Also, my first digital draw! At least the first I finish.

#bnha #self ship #mha #boku no hero academia #self insert #my hero academia #my art #headcanon #anime #art #artwork #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x male reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugou #fanart #this is dumb as hell #digital art

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emissary-of-the-moon · 8 months

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Link: where's the butter

Zelda: in the fridge

Link: tf you mean in the fridge i ment the butter for bread

Zelda: the only other butter i have is in the freezer

Link: how the hell are you going to butter bread if the butter is frozen???

Zelda: where do you keep your butter??

Link: ON THE COUNTER?? LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?? SO ITS SOFT AND READY YO USE??

Zelda: well sorry i dont make toast or have a need for soft butter regularly

Link: this is wrong in so many ways

Link: Midna, your girlfriend is a psychopath

Zelda: Link. Get the hell out of my house

*not shown: midna trying not to laugh*

#twilight princess #midlink #midzelink #modern au #moon's “modern” au #late night shitpost #vaugely based on true events #my friend didnt talk to me for like 24 cause i said she was weird for keeping the in use butter in the fridge #i imagine tp zelda has a similar accent to botw zelda #i love modern au midzelink #this is dumb as hell #i just need to not think about my life irl rn #moon emissary thoughts

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murmaiderii · 4 months

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Merry Quizmoiss

#digital art #fan art #fanart #disney #the santa clause #the santa clause 3 #jack frost #martin short #merry Christmas from a jew #i was in love with this guy as a kid #this is dumb as hell

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hulking-godless-child-beast · 2 years

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Bruno, in a relationship with an unspecified person: Hey, do you wanna...come under the covers with me? I wanna show you something.

Partner: *gets into bed with him*

Under the covers: [AN ENTIRE RAT CIRCUS]

#bruno madrigal #encanto bruno #scrunkly rat prophet #my posts #this is dumb as hell #what do you do when you want a character to be aroace but also want to marry him?#you make memes #he got the idea from having an accidental vision of that post with the glow in the dark dino figures #that might also be how he knows what a circus is

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liichkiing · 2 years

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Diversity win! The guy whose daughter kidnapped you is queer, and they’re, like, kind of cute?

#sif says #this is dumb as hell

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beeben · 3 months

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I wish bg3 had themes... I mean it kinda does like that fuckass song that plays every time wylls dad talks but i mean like i wanna hear loudass carnyx bleating whenever i talk to a githyanki character or something like more weird instrumentals man i love that river but imagine how artsy you could get

My next question probably would be what instruments do yall associate the companions with i obviously associate laezel w a carnyx

Astarion w a violin, gale w a glass armonica uhh karlach with some kind of horn idk

Wyll is a harpsichord boy

#this is dumb as hell

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bearitual · 9 months

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this might be the funniest thing ive ever said actually

(clarification i didnt draw that its a thumbnail from jrwi riptide made by shanuraru on twitter)

#shitpost #this is dumb as hell

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zjyz · 11 months

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I’m watching bloodhound and why is episode 6 SO STUPID

#THIS IS DUMB AS HELL

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ghouljams · 6 months

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I think if Ghost was gonna have any piercings it would be a belly button piercing. That's objectively the funniest piercing he could think to get, and that means it's a fucking winner. He takes it out when he goes to shower so no one really... knows that he has it. Which is great, exactly the point. It's his own private joke for himself. Except when Soap walks in on him changing and spots it. Both of them freeze and Soap just stares before meeting Ghost's eyes. And Ghost isn't worried, why?

"No one will ever believe you," he tells Soap with the most smug tone Johnny has ever heard in his life. And it's TRUE. No one will ever believe him and he now has to fucking live with this knowledge. Probably sits down next to Ghost in the mess hall later still fuming like.

"You're a fuckin' slag, you know that?" And Ghost just smiles to himself, because he's the funniest person he knows.

#ghoul speaks #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #simon riley cod #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #johnny soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #this is dumb as hell but im giggling about it

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nirrvana · 5 months

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this picture has more cultural significance than the mona lisa to me

#tiny freak apollo. dumb as hell klav. just like in the bible #ace attorney #apollo justice ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #aa trilogy #aa textposts #aa apollo #aa klavier #apollo justice trilogy #mine

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shiftythrifting · 1 year

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Rocks sewn to an otherwise normal pillow, making it a +2 weapon.

#this thing was so fucking heavy #ma #thrifting #savers #pillows #rocks sewn to shit #used rocks #dumb #texture hell #pillow fight king #didi's finds

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yamujiburo · 1 month

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So I'm an idiot who forgot how time works and nearly sent an ask saying "Boy, I can't wait to see how your new tattoo looks when you're on Game Changer!" until my brain had mercy on my poor stupid soul and stopped me.

LMAOOOOOO THAT'S SO FUNNY. Yeah we filmed back in like early October. Buuuuut maybe in a future Um Actually?

#ask yam #imma look dumb as hell up there if they do actually reach out to me for this show

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theminecraftbee · 6 days

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sort of obsessed with the wolf costumes the wolves of wool street have, if only because i hope all the zedaph artists go insane with the idea of a sheep in wolf's clothing,

#hermitcraft #zedaph #they also look dumb as hell. ideal to me.

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