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starrymarii · 3 months
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Just finished replaying one of my favorite games ^^
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bandtrees · 7 months
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every day tttaac gets closer. im normal. im so normal. im ssosoooo normal.
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t4tdanvis · 3 months
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ran out of danny/kurtis minecraft videos to watch and i am now listening to marcin patrzalek while i try to tune out the sound of the 1000000000000000 cows under my house
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deet-doot · 3 months
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I Love Her
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ficsforeren · 2 years
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YOU KNOW WHO IT ISSS
I'm the person who rated your Eren's based on their tits, you know what's next
We clapping them cheeks tonight.
College- 7/10 always trying to hide that fatass in sweatpants,, can't hide anything from me
Vampire- 8.5/10 it jiggles when you- nevermind
Mafia- 6/10 above average, already built like the letter P he don't need ass
Secret agent- 7/10 his booty looks especially big in those black trousers like DAYUMM
Rockstar- 6.9/10 i imagine his wife slapped his ass while he was cooking and it made him feel like a housewife LMAO
Knight- 5/10 LISTEN it's small but cute.
Soldier- 100/10 i would like to die by having him sit on my face and suffocate me to death
Himbo- 10/10 on my life this man deserves that good good
Idol- 135142425728281/10 BACKSHOTS BE SOUNDING LIKE THE WW2
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ANON YOU ARE INSANE HAHAHAHAAH OH MY GOD ALKSDJFAKLSDJFLK LMAOOOOOOO
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rookesbane · 10 months
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i skipped to the vault tracks idc anymore
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purpleisnotacolor · 1 year
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You think Ninjago would have Evil only be able to destroy, but the Overlord actually creates a lot.
It's just that his favorite things to create are swarms of super-powered soldiers with wills he can suppress.
Why doesn't he just make them mindless? I'm like 90% certain he is Ninjago's embodiment of Evil, so I think he just thinks violating people is fun.
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goatsandgangsters · 2 years
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I had my four month top surgery milestone last week! 
which is wild because it actually feels way longer! I’ve just been living my best flat life and feeling settled in a way I’ve never felt before, so it genuinely seems like it’s been way longer than only four months
but ALSO it’s wild because they originally offered me either march or july for my surgery date, so it’s bizarre to think that I’ve been... doing all this stuff and enjoying summer and enjoying being in my body because of top surgery. but in a parallel world I could be like “hey guys just got my drains out.” weird! extremely happy I took the march date! 
anyway! genuinely can’t wrap my mind around it being only four months. because this just feels... like it’s my body. and it’s hard to believe there was ever a time when it wasn’t my body, or that that time was actually recent
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ivypool · 2 years
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THEY’RE HERE THEY’RE FINALLY HERE AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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antimony-ore · 1 month
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Actually…
#the blow up is actively happening#so ALSO#my mom is like insistent on drinking coffee every morning#to the point that she’s been upset everytime I’ve slept past noon no matter when I go to bed#(insomnia lately been fixing it)#sooooo#I changed my entire schedule so I can be up and go to bed with the sun#this gave me me time in the morning while she was still sleeping since she normally sleeps I. herself until 9 or 10#(because she is depressed geee that sounds familiar)#(but hell if I get empathy bc she too busy denying it)#except somehow she’s now getting up at 7:30 when I do even though I said nothing about changing my sleep schedule#and frankly changed to avoid a comment about my sleep instead of good morning every day#she is such a drain on the positivity I’m working hard to cultivate#and no amount of conversation changes it because she’s like a sitcom character instead of a person#because she spends everyday trying to avoid bad feelings and is incapable of processing or responding to them#anyway I’m just mad because it’s a fight to even get her to help me with my credit card bill#seemingly because she’s mad my score is higher and seems to be trying to ruin mine#(seriously she’s always been weird about credit to the point she told me I could never have one)#(I really think she is resentful I have one anyways and trying to sabotage me so she can say I WAS irresponsible and shouldn’t have it)#I wish I remembered how controlling and arbitrary she was before she moved here#she IS 100000000% more controlling than Jason and in denial she does it#this is SOOOOO a worse situation#salty she kinda told me to leave him bc it made me think she was going to help me get on my feet#at this point it feels like she’s trying to keep me here
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zorosleftmantit101 · 11 months
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Now writing for Tokyo Revengers.
To commemorate my re hyper fixation on the show im gonna write some fluff.
Smut for hanma cause I'm a whore 😤👍.
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Late night motorbike rides with Tokyo Revengers characters!
Characters: Mikey, Baji, Smiley, Angry, pah, ran, Hanma.
C/W: swearing N|SFW in Hanmas (time skip)
A/N: just rewatched the show I love pah sm.
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Mikey:
Loves lazy night rides.
What? Your bored on the couch at home "lets go for a ride."
Your bored during school, text him "lets go for a ride."
Your getting up to take a piss, "lets go for a ride."
He cute abt it tho doesn't go to fast if your scared.
Stops if you guys wanna get food
Overall:
10/10
Baji:
A fucking menace
He is pegging it down the road so far over the speed limit you are fearing for your life.
"BAJI SLOW DOWN"
He goes faster.
As long as your gripping onto him like your life depends on it he will never slow down.
Overall:
6/10
Smiley:
An even bigger menace because he just finds it funny.
"Awww comon you keep squeezing me like that im gonna explode"
"I HOPE YOU DO FUCKING EXPLODE"
Goes faster
Nuzzle your face into his neck and he might slow down just because he loves you.
Overal:
- negative 600/10
Angry:
THE BEST EVER
you wanna go fast he goes fast.
You wanna go slow he goes slow.
You wanna sit on his lap while he rides slow down the scenic route he can't hide his blush.
You wanna kiss his neck while he rides by all means please he wants you too.
Overal:
100000000/10
Pah:
You could fall asleep against him he's so fucking warm.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REST YOUR HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.
He loves knowing that you can just find comfort within him.
He will drive down the fancy part of down to show you off to all the fancy pricks.
Ran:
He has you sitting all pretty on his lap while he rides down the road.
He rubs up and down your thigh whenever the two of you get to a red light, the fucking skank.
Makes sure your wearing the shortest skirts as you struggle to not flash the general public.
He's a whore with a capital fucking W the man has no shame. He's gotta make sure everyone knows that your his tho snaking his hand around your weist.
Hanma: N|SFW
And actual slut.
After time-skip he didn't ride his bike as much but on special nights when your especially bored he'll humour you, take you for a ride.
Has his fingers plunged right into your cunt as you pulled up outside his apartment.
"Fuck, how you feeling now still bored huh?"
He's a big meanie but he loves you.
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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Any dad headcanons for the monster trio? (+ Law if you don’t mind)
(also love your writing btw!!)
A/N: I just seen a edit a while ago of Sanji being so good w kids n so I must— thank u btw!:) Imma add Cora because omg we need more writing with him:(
One Piece Men as Daddies (Fluff)
Black Fem Reader in Mind
CW: None! Except the mommy (the reader) is kinda a menace.
Ft. Zoro, Luffy, Law, Sanji, Corazon
Sanji
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Top 2 Best Dads and he ain’t number 2 fr
He spoils his kids more than you now I’m sorry :(
He doesn’t realize this and swears he loves you both equally
I can most definitely see him having a daughter as his first child and yes you and her are his Queen and Princess
His daughter is a simp just like his daddy
His daughter stresses him out so much because she loves drooling over every guy she sees omg
“STOP IT, SAMMIE!”
“Sweetheart she’s a baby she doesnt e—“
“ARE YOU STARING AT MY CHILD?!”
Sanji needs to throw all kinds of kicks when he is with his babygirl
God help him when she’s a teenager
He loves cuddling you both while watching Disney movies
He teaches his sweet girl the importance of how a man should treat her if she somehow gets one
“You can’t get married until you’re 25.”
“Sanji she’s just 3 right now.”
“Okay make it 30.”
Okay ngl when you were having the baby he made the mistake of looking down between your legs and the baby’s head was just barely peaking and he passed out.
He still has a bit of subtle nose bleeds when you were breast feeding too
He keeps mementos of every single thing his child has; drawings, fallen teeth, etc he keeps it in a box in his side of the closet
Due to his childhood he tends to worry he will turn into his biological father. He confided to you about this issue while you were pregnant and you nipped it in the bud and told him that he was and will never be like him and Zeff would be proud of the kinda man and future father he turned out to be
Both cried that night.
Also he is completely aware what happens to a woman’s body after pregnancy and will always remind you no matter how much your body changes he will still see you so beautiful.
He will be just like Zeff to his son. Teaching him the same way and all.
Zeff is the granddaddy btw. Sanji takes his kids to visit him often.
He usually takes the kid(s) off your hands for a day if he sees you feel stressed
100000000/10 daddy and yes he will be pumping more into you again if you’re up for it🤍
Luffy
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Two Luffy’s running around in your home
Make it 3 because I can see him having twins
They stress you out sm.
“STOP PUTTING THE BABIES UP ON TOP OF THE SHELF ONE DAY THEY GONE SAY FUCK IT AND BUST THEY HEAD—“
“I GOT THEM Y/N!”
Man didn’t have a clue in the world how to be a daddy. So he went to Rayleigh panicking KSSHSJJSS
He’s a very chill parent so you have to be the stern one and it sucks sometimes
Yes the kids like daddy more than you
Almost every night when Luffy is home he puts the twins to bed with telling them of all the stories he had with you when he was young
“And I met your mommy on a different island! She didn’t like me at first but now she’s in love with me! Heheheeh!”
Kids have the same shishishi laugh as him cracks you up each time they do it in sync
You made the mistake of leaving the three of them at home as you went to go shopping and came back to a wrecked home and the three of them eating meat on the floor
He tells them about Ace a lot.
He actually named one of the twins after him
Encourages them to be what they want in life even if they want to be a pirate
Sabo is ofc the nice uncle that comes barring gifts
Sanji and Zoro are the Goddfathers
9/10 daddy that still is learning to be a daddy
Zoro
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It’s canon this man is amazing with kids so off bat he’s top 3.
Since he has so much experience he was really good with handling the baby when he was first born
At least 17 times during the time yall son was a baby he tried nursing from Zoro and he hated it sm he couldn’t even take a nap shirtless with him
“STOP LAUGHING!”
“He Just Like me for real.”
“ENOUGH.”
The second the baby was able to walk he already wanted to train him into being a swordsman
“HES A BABY!”
“HE IS A GROWN MAN—!”
He will most definitely kill for you both
You annoyed him so much during your pregnancy because you wanted to leave the house but he didn’t want you getting hurt
You’ve caught him training with your baby son swaddled on his chest (like that one filler episode of him babysitting) and you nearly choked him out because wtf is he swinging around a sword so close to y’all baby.
He did gain some weight too during your pregnancy but immediately shredded off after you poked his belly
He loves his son but as he got older he started to have beef KSSHSHSISK
His son is a mamas boy and so whenever Zoro wants to have alone time with you it’s like he had a 6th sense and barged in ruining the moment
It’s so funny seeing them argue over who gets to cuddle you for the night
He plans to give your son one of his old swords when he gets older if he decides to be a swordsman
Luffy is the Goddfather and Sanji is ofc the cool uncle that comes to visit
100000/10 Zoro is a wonderful daddy
Law
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He is the strict dad
You both had a daughter and she annoys him a lot just like you did when you both were dating
“Imma get tatted like you daddy.”
“You’re 13.”
“So?”
“NO—!”
He was the one to deliver y’all baby
The doctor side of him popped out when you were pregnant he never let u leave the bedroom. He even bathed you a lot which in turn have had him have sex with you in the tub
“Orgasms can help soothe you as you’re pregnant, y/n.”
“…the hell you read that at.”
He talks about Cora to you and your baby while you both were were sleep after pregnancy.
When your daughter turned 21 you and her convinced Law to get the same matching tattoo as him on her hand and even though he acted like he was against it he was ecstatic
He has scared off so many of your daughter’s boyfriends pls
He took off the head of one because he kept staring at YOUR boobs
Law likes to study with his baby girl on his lap.
You’ve walked in on him sleep on his chair with the baby cuddled on top
120/10 Law is an outstanding responsible daddy
Corazon (Rosinante)
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TOP BEST DADDY SHUT UP HEAR ME OUT
Matching clothes
He’d have a daughter :( lil Rosie Aksbsjdksk
Yes he’s clumsy but he’d rather die than have you or his baby hurt
He didn’t stop smoking but he does only do it outside
You catch him doing stupid faces and stunts to make you’re daughter laugh when she’s sad and she eats it right tf up
Yes she is a daddy’s girl
He carries you both around with ease
If he notices you feeling insecure about your body post birth he’ll feel a tinge of guilt but smother you in kisses and appreciation about how he doesn’t care about how you look he still loves u sm
And if that doesn’t work he’ll just show you…naked…in the bed….
Sex he’ll show u with sex
Law is like the older brother and he may not act like it but he loves seeing Cora so happy with you and the baby
Scares tf outta you when he is outside throwing your 4 months old baby in the air tho
He uses some of his methods when he was raising Law to raise your baby
Gets so emotional when your daughter reaches out for him
��BABY LOOK AT OUR BABY SHE LOVES ME!”
“You’re her daddy, Cora of course she loves you.”
Just like Sanji saves every core memory he can of your baby daughter
Let’s her put on his makeup . It came out horribly but he proudly wore it the whole day
He needs to kiss you both before leaving or else he will have a terrible day
One time you and the baby surprised him with a cake just as a thank you for everything he has done for you and he fell off the chair crying
He cries a lot
Wants to have like 3 more babies with you
102$)43920292772200/10 best mf Daddy
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sorrowfulrosebud · 9 months
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alpha!reader x omega!kiri or omega!izuku
hehhehhe
ARCHER. ARCHER. WHY MUST YOU KILL ME.
Omega Kirishima is just 😫🙌🙌
𖤐He’s so fucking adorable; he absolutely adores his mate’s scent and insists on wearing his mate’s hoodie whenever he isn’t in uniform. He’s the type of omega that you have to do a double take at since his masculinity trumps his omega status. Despite his love for all things manly, it’s quite easy to make him purr.
𖤐Just a few gentle circles to the back of his neck is enough to send him to dreamland, clinging to you like a muscly koala. Even just a small smooch to the forehead is enough to make him purr rapidly, slightly chubby cheeks pinkening as his pupils expand.
𖤐I imagine his scent is quite soft and earthy, like a rainforest in a light shower. He used to use scent patches during middle school to cover it up, before ditching them to embrace his secondary gender. When he’s frightened or angry, he smells like a bad thunderstorm.
𖤐He accidentally nests A LOT, but in a kinda unconventional way? Like, instead of blanket forts (which he does have), he likes objects from you. Kiri loves using stationary and objects that you give him, even if your scent is nowhere to be smelled. We all know the man isn’t exactly Einstein, so it’s confusing af to walk into his room for the first time to see a small collection of pens near his bed.
𖤐Cuddles are this man’s crack. He adores sitting on your tummy facing your chest. Kiri could sit like that for hours; you pumping out a comforting scent as his bright ruby eyes blink slowly, until he nestles against you and falls asleep, purring like a kitten.
𖤐His heats can be a mess; if it’s his first ever heat and he has no idea when it’s gonna crop up, it can be very anxiety-inducing. He NEEDS his alpha to hold him and soothe him during this vulnerable time. Play with his hair, nibble his mate mark and rub his nose with yours and man is just ready to melt in euphoric bliss.
𖤐Y’know when you’re talking to a sub and you give them an order mid conversation and they kneel (courtesy of @mysicklove)?? Just saying “omega” in a sharp tone is enough to get Eijiro to behave (not that he deliberately misbehaves, only if he wants your attention >:3)
𖤐Overall, best and sweetest omega ever. 100000000/10 good boy, must give him sloppy toppy right neow
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no1valgraceshipper · 30 days
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Rating ships bc I’m bored,
Percabeth - 100000000/10 like obv
Jercy - 10/10 I love Jercy sm u don’t understand
Valgrace - 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 all I write abt is them
Solangelo - 10/10 Jsjsjs grumpy x sunshine
Shelper - they seem so cute together so far so prob like 7.5/10
Jasper/Jiper - 2/10 Pipers fake memories were cute ig?
Jeyna - IF Reyna wasn’t aroace they could’ve been cute so 4/10 don’t ship it tho
Theyna - NO. they r both huntress of Artemis ??? 0/10
Pernico - disrespectfully jail xoxo -1010918282828/10
Jasico - same as Pernico just a little less minus numbers -291982/10
Valdangelo - they r so cute 8.5/10
Pipabeth - AAAA I love them sm !! 9.5/10
Rachbeth - I don’t read much of it but from what I’ve read it’s pretty cool !! 7.5/10
Perchel - I don’t like them together :c 3/10 the kiss was cute tho
Frazel - 9/10 bc the age is a bit iffy
Caleo - -179229682698729872692862/10 rot in the pits of Tartarus tysm!!
sanubis - -17198719816186881868816/10 same as caleo
Zarter - don’t rlly know bc it was kinda fake for a lot of the ship?? But they r not bad so 6/10
Fierrochase - YESSSSSSSSSSSSS 272987298272/10
Bliztstone - 161671816/10 it’s canon idc what u say /hj
lmk if I missed any u ship ??
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rubydubydoo122 · 18 days
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What are your thoughts on some of the more popular ships? Fanon and canon. For example superbat, bruce x harvey dent, tim x kon, dick x babs, dick x kory, jay x roy, steph x cass, damian x jon, pennywaynes,...
I’ll list them out
Superbat (Clark/Bruce): I find this ok, but personally, I like it when the trinity acts more like siblings, so it’s not my favorite. 5/10
BruHarvey: lovers to enemies? The angst? Amazing. 8/10
Dickbabs: idk. It feels kinda boring to me. Mainly because DC ruined both of their characters in order for them to be together. 4/10
DicKori: they’re soulmates. Idk what to tell you. And maybe you can tell how biased I am. Right now, they are the opitome of right person wrong time. 10/10
Jayroy: I don’t like this ship. It reduces Roy’s character down to a prop, the age gap feels kinda icky and I personally believe in Aro/Ace Jason Todd. 1/10
Superbat (Kon/Tim): the only version of superbat I truly ship. Reluctant friends, to besties, to flirty friendship, to a game of cat and mouse on if that taunt was real or if they were just fooling around? 10/10
DamiJon: I think their age gap never works in their favor. Either Damian’s too old or Jon’s too old, and it makes me feel wrong. And in more recent comics, they’ve been acting much more like siblings than friends who maybe possibly have chemistry with each other. But I do think if you wanted to go the romance route, it could be double unrequited love that was never expressed. Like a 10yr old Jon had a crush on a 13 yr old Damian. Jon left for almost a decade and comes back, looses feelings for Damian, but a 14yr old Damian has feelings for an 18 yr old Jon, but it never works out. 5/10. Just like their Dads
PENNYWAYNESSSS: 100000000/10. Like are you kidding me, this is the best ship ever and I love it so much.
Honorable mentions:
BruTalia: 10/10. My favorite Bruce ship.
Brulina: 8/10. I like it… but I feel like it wouldn’t work out because Selina would get overwhelmed by the amount of wealth Bruce has. Like she thinks it’s what she wants, but it’s too much for her
Birdflash (Dick/Wally): 8/10. I see the appeal, they’re best friends with so much chemistry, but I feel like they would never date bc they value their friendship more and they’re both super busy
JayKyle: it’s the only Jason ship I like, but only because I want it to be one sided, with Kyle failing to flirt with Jason and Jason is completely oblivious and actually just hates Kyle but Kyle thinks Jason’s playing hard to get. (Kyles flirting is just arguing with Jason, so that’s why Jason never gets the hint) 7/10 +300 bc of hillarity
StephTim: I don’t like this ship because Stephanie deserves so much better, and Tim seems like the type to mansplain every little thing, and it would drive Steph up a wall. I also don’t like the notion that they would be friends after they break up. 3/10 bc they had that piano scene
DamiRae: 2/10. Garchel is a better ship, and I feel like their personalities are too similar.
Flatline/Damian: I love them. I think they’re cute, but I don’t see it lasting long. 4/10
StephCass: 9/10. No more needs to be said. But I won’t ever officially write them as being together within a fic bc Steph’s character deserves to be her own, rather than a lover of a Batfam member, and Cass has her own things to deal with
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koschei-the-ginger · 7 days
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My rating of fake Mulders in the x-files
Ed Jerse - potrayed by Rodney Rowland
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younger than Mulder, creepier than Mulder, this guy is supposed to look like him just enough for it to bother you. totally looks like someone who would kill his neighbour. 7/10
Kansas city FBI agent - portrayed by Steve Kiziak
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virtually irrecognizable from some angles, eastern european, real life stunt double, even gets his ass beaten to a pulp by Kansas city Scully. I love him. 9.5/10
fake txf movie Mulder portrayed by Gary Shandling - potrayed by real Gary Shandling
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appearance wise not a good fit but I love a good internal joke and he's horny enough - 7/10
Agent Miller - potrayed by Robbie Amell
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minimal resemblance, zero charisma, character flatter and plainer than a toast bread, he's not even eastern european, he's not even jewish, absolutely terrible -100000000/10
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