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the-bread-is-dead · 7 months
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Tony: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity'.
Tony: Please pray for me during this difficult time.
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thatonebluedog · 4 months
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he's so disappointed (no he's not)
Edit: forgot to add, but do not tag as starker please and thank you
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God bless peter parker patron of families 🙏
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marvel-lous-guy · 11 months
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Tony: Do you even have any life goals other than spiderman?
Peter: I have been banned from every fast food place in Queens except for the Mcdonalds one block away from the Tower. I don't know what their limit is but I will find it.
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irondad-defensesquad · 2 months
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whenever peter talks to morgan, he always refers to tony as her dad.
eventually, morgan tells him, "he's OUR dad!"
peter, with tears in his eyes, only replies, "okay".
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rdjandtomholland · 3 months
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Robert: ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜
Tom: PAY. ATTENTION. TO. ME. (๑•́ -•̀)
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Tony: The next person that says "weird flex but okay" is going to get a punch to the balls. Peter this is all your fault!
Thor: Preposterous boast but alas.
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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year
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Irondad fic ideas #124
Peter uses reverse psychology to trick Tony into taking care of himself and developing self-esteem.
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Tony, after saying/doing something self-destructive: I know you don't like it when I do this, kid, I'm sorry. It's just too ingrained.
Peter: So what you're saying is, the challenge of unlearning self-hate and developing healthy coping mechanisms is just too big? You, Tony Stark, have finally met your match?
Tony:
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tesserat · 8 months
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I am not sorry
[ The epic handshake meme. One arm in this epic handshake symbolises Miguel O'Hara from the Spider-Verse movie. The other is Tony Stark from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the middle where their hands meet it says "Their kids turning to dust in their arms". ]
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superbly-aged-water · 10 months
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he is the boy. the baba. they are father son.
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griefpersevering · 4 months
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every time i don't have writing motivation i ask myself "what is the worst possible thing that could happen to my characters right now" and then write that
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Tony: Well, Peter, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Peter: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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skitch0sketch · 2 years
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Peter: Hey Mr. Strsk si it not as badjh as it seens
Tony: dear god what did you do
Tony: why did you just spell almost every word wrong
Peter: waifr
Peter: sorry I was dizzy I just had to wait a sec for it to go away
Tony: why were you dizzy????
Peter: Um so I got stabbed agai and am kinda bleeding out as we soeak
Peter: [let’s play 8-ball!]
Tony: PETER WHAT THE FUCK
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Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:
Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--
Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Tony: *walks into the kitchen at 9am and sees peter eating breakfast*
Tony: what are you eating?
Peter: a waffle with chocolate and caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chips and sprinkles. Oh, and peanuts.
Tony: ...
Peter: I'm not having it with ice cream, so technically it's not a dessert
Tony: kid, it's not even a dessert at this point. We've passed it being a dessert. That's just straight up diabetes
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