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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Tony: god, I need another coffee

Peter: you’ve… you’ve already had 5 cups

Tony: I don’t remember asking how many I’ve had??

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: Hey Mr. Strsk si it not as badjh as it seens

Tony: dear god what did you do

Tony: why did you just spell almost every word wrong

Peter: waifr

Peter: sorry I was dizzy I just had to wait a sec for it to go away

Tony: why were you dizzy????

Peter: Um so I got stabbed agai and am kinda bleeding out as we soeak

Peter: [let’s play 8-ball!]

Tony: PETER WHAT THE FUCK

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: *stumbles into room*

Tony: hey, what happened?

Peter: no one died

Peter: it’s also not as bad as it looks

Tony: what-

Tony: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: *crying*

Tony: what’s wrong??

Peter: I just realized Mr. Rogers can’t build legos

Steve: why can’t I?

Tony: yeah why can’t he???

Peter, sobbing: BECAUSE THE AGE RANGE ON THE BOX SAYS 4-99 AND HES 105

Tony:

Steve:

Steve: *clicks legos together seriously* it’s ok. I’ve done more illegal things

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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✨Rhodes and Tony in their chaotic college life✨

Rhodey: did we actually just lock ourselves out of the car?

Tony: I thought you got the keys

Rhodey: Tones you drove here. You drive, you get the keys

Tony: I’m sorry, when did we agree to make me the responsible one?

Tony:

Tony, eyes widening: Oh. Oh shit-

Rhodey: ???

Tony: I left Shellsea in the car I LEFT SHELLSEA IN THE CAR-

Rhodey: I’m sorry, who?

Tony, already tossing a shopping cart at the car window: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

~~Bonus~~

Rhodey: you destroyed our car window for a turtle you picked up off the side of the road?

Tony: tortoise

Tony: and yes. It was my dad’s anyway he can afford it :)

Rhodey: you pissed him off so he took it

Rhodey: we now have no car Tony

Tony: oh yeah

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: My spidey senses-

Bucky: lmao you mean tingle

Peter: call that again and I’ll-

Bucky: *laughs* you’ll what

Peter, tearing up: I dunno cry about it

Bucky:

Tony glaring at him, repulsers glowing in the shadows:

Bucky: *stares fearfully*

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter, on the phone with Tony: hey Mr. Stark! So I know you’re busy but I just wanted to know if I could borrow your first aid kit to fix up a little thing… I also need a way to stitch it up so I just wanted to make sure that’s in there too. If not that’s totally ok though! I could just use May’s sewing kit again and I saw a video on five minute crafts that I could use-

Tony: Peter

Tony: this is exactly why I have anxiety oh my god

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: *humming patriotically*

Tony: what’s that song?

Peter: Oh it’s from that new Rogers Musical.

Tony, now very much intrigued: what-

Peter: it’s kind of like the Walmart version of Hamilton. Songs are pretty good but you should see the costumes-

Sam: I BOUGHT US TICKETS

Bucky: FUCK YEAH LMAO

~~~~~~~~~

Everyone: *grinning at Steve as “I can do this all day” plays*

Steve:

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skitch0sketch · 2 years

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Peter: *walks out of his bedroom*

Happy: *walks out of May’s 🧍*

Peter:

Happy:

Happy: um… hey Pete-

Peter: oh my fucking god

*flips out window*

~~~~bonus~~~~

Peter, now on the phone with Tony: MR STARK THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I WOKE UP AND I JUST- *starts sobbing*

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*

me every single time:

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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Peter after getting a paper cut: ow-

Tony:

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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Peter: Hey guys I brought Oreo cake

Tony: cool tha-

Bucky: wait- Oreo???

Peter: ..y-yea-

Bucky, absolutely amazed: HOLY SHI- THEY HAVE OREOS IN CAKE NOW?? THATS SO AWESOME GIMME

Everyone:

Sam:

Sam: you know, Steve had the same reaction when he saw all the ice cream flavors they didn’t have before

Bucky:

Bucky: *walks out the door* I’m going to Publix

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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Tony: Hey, kid are you doing ok?

Peter: Today, I crossed the street only looking one way instead of both ways.

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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*Peter and Ned having a sleepover at the compound*

Peter: ok so if Tony comes let’s just be like “Andy’s coming” and pretend to sleep because he doesn’t like when I’m up late

Ned: seems legit

*Tony walks in knowing they weren’t asleep*

Peter: Andy’s coming

Peter and Ned: *collapse*

Tony:

Tony: what the fuck did you just say to me

Based off true events because my friend and I are literal dumbasses and we’ll laugh at anything at this point so we wheezed at this for a while :,)

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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*The rouge avengers back at the compound*

Peter, staring at Steve: Captain.

Steve: Uh... So you’re Spider-ma-

Peter: I’d like to let you know that if you ever touch Mr. Stark again, I’m flinging you off the Manhattan bridge

Steve: I..

The other avengers:

Peter: That also goes for the rest of you, bye assholes *jumps out window*

Tony:

Tony, his voice cracking because he loves his protective son: S-so yeah that’s Peter

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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skitch0sketch · 3 years

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Tony: what do you guys want for Christmas

Clint: Arrows

Nat: knives

Bucky: a flying car

Peter: anything sciencey :)

Steve: a sketchbook

Tony: Ok-

Coulson raising from the dead: A captain America scented candle

Everyone:

Coulson: Smells like f r e e d o m

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