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#incorrect yj quotes
nerd-at-sea5 · 14 days
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lithiumseven · 9 months
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Kon: You’d be shocked how often my reason for doing something is “cause itd be funny”
Tim: I have seen your life, that does not surprise me at all
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griffle-musings · 1 year
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Tim: can you please turn up the heat? I'm cold 😔
Cassie: * stares at the mass of blankets Tim is currently laying on top of, instead of the other way around*
Cassie: Every day we stray further from the divine.
Tim: so is that a yes or...?
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daiwild · 11 months
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lesbianjackies · 7 months
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7/?
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impulseowlll · 20 days
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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.
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comicchats · 1 month
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Cassie: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Cissie: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Tim: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Kon: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Anita: ...put it away.
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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ynbabe · 6 months
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Hii
Can you please do young justice incorrect quotes about a reader they really shy but sassy and they a torn invisible.
Thx
Hiii ofc! I'm loving the young justice requests they're all my emotional support scrunklys
Also readers' definitely more sassy than shy but hey we love em anyways
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Y/n, turning visible in the kitchen after watching Jaime throw a PB&J at Impulse: You need to stop.
Scarab, talking for Jaime: or what? You're gonna try to make us feel like a disappointment? Bad for you that we’re not in need of your approval.
Impulse: Yeah the fuck you are!
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Y/N, judging: how does it feel to be the smartest of the group considering that the Impulse is obviously in love with Tim?
Jaime, in love with Y/N: shut up.
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Impulse, trying prank Y/n: so who is he?
Y/N, trying to piss everyone off: his work wife.
Jaime, in front of Nightwing: you're not my work wife. You are a man-
Y/N: Husband then.
Jaime 'Why can't my shy boyfriend be shy around goddamn Nightwing' Reyes: you're not my husband either.
Y/N, fake gasping: so this is just an affair for you?
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Y/N @ Jaime, not knowing the poor boy has a crush on him: I mean ... You piss Tim off so much that one day I'll have to marry you just to make him angry.
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Y/N, getting stuck at Party without Impulse, Jaime or Tim: they always said that my personality would take me in bad place in life.
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Impulse, about Jaime, when they first met: why don't you like him? I mean, he is as snarky as you.
Y/n, stuttering: are you kidding? I don't not like him!.
Impulse: you may want to stop turning invisible every time he enters the room then.
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Tim, team leader, doing his team leadering, fighting off a breakdown, as usual: Y/N you're gonna talk to them.
Y/n, feeling shy and turning invisible: why me? Why not Impulse or Beetle?
Tim: Because usually, Beetle blows something when talking doesn't work.
Y/n, about to cry, sighing: true.
Tim: and people want to drown Impulse when he talks.
Y/N, feeling sassy again and turning visible: also true.
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kafkaesqueer · 7 months
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nerd-at-sea5 · 9 months
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lithiumseven · 9 months
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Kon: Should I drive the supercycle off Lex’s roof into the pool to clean it? That seems cooler than a car wash
Cassie: There’s no reason not to
Tim: There are many
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tweetsofyj · 8 months
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thedevilundercover · 30 days
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Imagine Jason trolling people who don't know how he died
Like he's at the watchtower for business (read: fucking around bc he doesn't have anything better to do) and he happens upon a first-year hero who looks seconds away from passing out chugging a whole pitcher of coffee.
Jason, creeping up on them for shits and giggles: don't do that
The supe: Whatthefuck
Jason: It's bad for you, trust the guy who's died
or or when he's out at a beach or smth because someone dragged his emo ass outside
Child, crying because they don't want to wear sunscrean:
Jason acting like he's scarred, his Bat EyeBags TM making him look traumatised asf: Wear your sunscreen if you don't want to end up like me
Child, cries harder:
This leads to like a shit ton of different conspiracies on how he died, each person swearing to god on some random ass reason that he died and putting in bets.
And Bruce in the corner wondering what he did wrong lmfao
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lesbianjackies · 7 months
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idk what to call these but i made some of whatever they are please enjoy
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impulseowlll · 6 months
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*Bart comes running in the room* Bart: Hey, Tim! Have you seen my phone? *Tim looks up from his laptop* Tim: Hey, Bart. No I haven't seen your phone. Go ask our mother. Bart: Okay! *Bart runs into the other room* Bart: Hey, Mom, have you seen my phone? Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Connor: That's what I thought. No I haven't seen your phone, but I can call it. Bart: That would be great! Thanks,Mom! Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Tim from the other room: Super Awesome Mom says what? Connor: What?
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