Cassie: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Cissie: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Tim: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Kon: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Anita: ...put it away.
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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Hii
Can you please do young justice incorrect quotes about a reader they really shy but sassy and they a torn invisible.
Thx
Hiii ofc! I'm loving the young justice requests they're all my emotional support scrunklys
Also readers' definitely more sassy than shy but hey we love em anyways
Y/n, turning visible in the kitchen after watching Jaime throw a PB&J at Impulse: You need to stop.
Scarab, talking for Jaime: or what? You're gonna try to make us feel like a disappointment? Bad for you that we’re not in need of your approval.
Impulse: Yeah the fuck you are!
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Y/N, judging: how does it feel to be the smartest of the group considering that the Impulse is obviously in love with Tim?
Jaime, in love with Y/N: shut up.
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Impulse, trying prank Y/n: so who is he?
Y/N, trying to piss everyone off: his work wife.
Jaime, in front of Nightwing: you're not my work wife. You are a man-
Y/N: Husband then.
Jaime 'Why can't my shy boyfriend be shy around goddamn Nightwing' Reyes: you're not my husband either.
Y/N, fake gasping: so this is just an affair for you?
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Y/N @ Jaime, not knowing the poor boy has a crush on him: I mean ... You piss Tim off so much that one day I'll have to marry you just to make him angry.
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Y/N, getting stuck at Party without Impulse, Jaime or Tim: they always said that my personality would take me in bad place in life.
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Impulse, about Jaime, when they first met: why don't you like him? I mean, he is as snarky as you.
Y/n, stuttering: are you kidding? I don't not like him!.
Impulse: you may want to stop turning invisible every time he enters the room then.
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Tim, team leader, doing his team leadering, fighting off a breakdown, as usual: Y/N you're gonna talk to them.
Y/n, feeling shy and turning invisible: why me? Why not Impulse or Beetle?
Tim: Because usually, Beetle blows something when talking doesn't work.
Y/n, about to cry, sighing: true.
Tim: and people want to drown Impulse when he talks.
Y/N, feeling sassy again and turning visible: also true.
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*Bart comes running in the room*
Bart: Hey, Tim! Have you seen my phone?
*Tim looks up from his laptop*
Tim: Hey, Bart. No I haven't seen your phone. Go ask our mother.
Bart: Okay!
*Bart runs into the other room*
Bart: Hey, Mom, have you seen my phone?
Connor: What did you just call me?
Bart: Kon! I called you Kon!
Connor: That's what I thought. No I haven't seen your phone, but I can call it.
Bart: That would be great! Thanks,Mom!
Connor: What did you just call me?
Bart: Kon! I called you Kon!
Tim from the other room: Super Awesome Mom says what?
Connor: What?
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