you know those lesbian breakup so bad you xxx memes? yeah, well. every yelllowjacket for real.
shauna shipman is so close to the one that inspired it all: lesbian breakup so bad you consider marrying a christian man and having two kids named brynleigh and hunter. except she’s shauna, so add some flavor and it’s: lesbian breakup (promptly followed by widowhood) so bad you cannibalize her, marry her idiot blonde man ex, have a kid, and only feel joy when you discuss murder.
van palmer, lesbian breakup so bad you move to fucking ohio.
taissa turner, lesbian breakup so bad you go into politics. (maybe your ex will even have to see you on tv, who knows!)
natalie scatorccio, lesbian breakup(s) so bad you’re not even sure who all you’ve technically broken up with, but you’re no longer phased by kidnapping, surveillance, or stalking by any of them, which says a whole lot.
lottie matthews, lesbian breakup (widowhood, rip laura lee) so bad you start a cult. followed by another lesbian breakup so bad you, uh, start another cult.
misty quigley, lesbian breakup so bad you run around with this fucking guy.
and finally, queen of bad lesbian breakups, jackie taylor, whose lesbian breakup was so bad she killed herself in a way that irrevocably altered the course of all her friends lives and potentially broke metaphysical laws of the universe!
ok so wait let me explain what i mean! so you know how nat was drinking lottie’s blood in tea every morning? that’s where the idea came from basically. the lottienat intricate rituals. your blood in my mouth. etc so it could be like maybe a rough kiss with blood in their mouths (from a bitten lip or something) OR one of them could be a vampire idk