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bilbo-fettt · 8 months

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Obiwan: I want to wake up with you every morning

Cody:… I wake up at 4AM

Obiwan: …

Obiwan: I want to see you at some point every day

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mereelz · 2 years

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Sabine, on the commlink: Do you have 3,000 credits?

Hera: What do you need 3,000 credits for?

Ezra, leaning into the receiver: An escape room.

Hera: What kind of escape room costs 3,000 credits?

Ezra and Sabine in unison: Jail.

#incorrect starwars quotes #ezra bridger #sabine wren #star wars rebels #star wars #star wars memes #hera syndulla #ezra bridger incorrect quotes

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 1 month

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Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"

Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?

Charlie: "........."

- one perspective change later -

Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"

Vaggie: "It's an experiment."

Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."

Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."

Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."

Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #that one starwars meme #charlie's admiration for her smol gf grew three times that day #and vaggie miraculously did not dump her #literally /or/ metaphorically

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thegalaxykatsworld · 1 year

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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #padme deserved better #lol #anakin is an idiot #anakin is a cute idiot #codywan #anakin x padme #incorrect clone wars #incorrect sw quotes #starwars #clone wars #cc 2224 #this is so canon

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 3 months

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Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!!#obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

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asocial-skye · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?

Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!

Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.

Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: But you just said-

Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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an-abyssal-odyssey · 4 months

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Tup: Hey, check out my Tooka umbrella! *Tup opens his umbrella while indoors* Dogma: Tup, that’s bad luck… Tup: Chill out, Dogma ! Fives and Echo, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED US?!?! Dogma and Tup : *screams*

#starwars #clone wars #tcw incorrect quotes #clone wars incorrect quotes #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #clone trooper tup #clone trooper dogma

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your-local-jedi-commander · 2 months

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Pls don’t ask. I can just see this happening…

Anakin, glaring at Cody: kriff you!

Cody: kriff you more!

Anakin: kriff you even more!

Cody: KRIFF YOU MORE THAN THAT!

Anakin: KRIFF YOU MOST!!!

Cody, looking around: KRIFF EVERYONE!

Anakin: KRIFF THE WHOLE GALAXY!!!

Cody: KRIFF EVERY GALAXY!

Anakin: *screams*

Cody: *screams louder*

Obi wan is somewhere in the background facepalming

#lol #idk #star wars #sw #sw tcw #the clone wars #tcw #clones #lmao #starwars #star wars incorrect quotes #tcw incorrect quotes #commander cody #anakin skywalker #Anakin hates Cody #it’s my headcanon #lmaooo #clones incorrect quotes

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nerfpuncher · 17 days

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Wrecker: *walking back into the Marauder* Man, it sure is muggy outside.

Echo: I swear to Maker if I walk outside and all our mugs are scattered on the ground, I will kill you.

Wrecker: *sips caf from cereal bowl.*

#starwars #the bad batch #tbb #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #incorrect bad batch quotes

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starwarslostclone · 11 months

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Mustafar au

Obi wan, regretting ever leaving the feral disaster alone: Anakin, I was gone for 2 days, WHAT HAPPENED?

Vaderkin with sulphur yellow eyes: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

#incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #star wars #obi wan kenobi #human disaster anakin skywalker #darth vader #starwars #obi wan and anakin

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boba-fettuccine-alfredo · 1 year

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"Oh thank god you're back I lost control of the kids ages ago"

#Incorrect quotes #EchoMum #The bad batch #tbb season 2 #tbb season two spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb hunter #tbb echo #Tbb incorrect quotes #starwars incorrect quotes

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thirstyshipper · 9 months

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Phasma: who hurt you?

Hux, scoffs: you want a list?

Phasma: actually, yes.

#murder besties #hux #general hux #armitage hux #star wars #starwars incorrect quotes #phasma #captain phasma

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mereelz · 2 years

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Kanan: Do you even know how to slow dance?

Ezra: Of course we do!

Ezra and Sabine: *Does the macarena at 1/4th speed*

#incorrect starwars quotes #ezra bridger #star wars rebels #star wars #star wars memes #ezra bridger incorrect quotes #sabine wren

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alularae3 · 7 months

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*Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex are sitting on a bench*

Obi Wan: “Why do you guys look so sad?”

Anakin: “Sit down with us so we can tell you”

*Obi Wan sits down*

Ahsoka: “The bench is freshly painted”

#StarWars incorrect quotes #clone wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #captain rex #ahsoka

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bard-of-the-north1 · 1 year

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Fives : Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Echo: What the fuck?

Rex: They’re having an idea.

#star wars #starwars #star wars tcw #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars #captain rex #Rex #echo #fives

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tup0ika · 7 months

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Clone Wars characters as quotes I have heard

Pt. 7???

“That kid just dropped his garbage on the ground, someone should kidnap that kid” - Mace Windu

“Echo can you get me a milk of water” - Fives

“Smells like sweaty flowers” - Bly

“Cinnamon Almond?” - Anakin

“What other stuff do wolves eat? Cinnamon almond?” “Other cats” - Rex and Fives

“For example shut up” - Cody

“My shoulders are to sexy” - Ahsoka

“I love how I said it starts with F you and said incomplete” - Obi-Wan

“So if I have 2 abiotic squirrels in my fridge” - Hardcase

“Ooh that’s nice here and ooh it’s not nice here” - Gree

“If both of my parents are blonde how does my brother have green eyes” - Fox

“Is poop yogurt?” - Jesse

“Yo how big are your feet?” - Thire

“People over there shut up” - Rex

“I don’t get payed enough for this” - Ponds

“Omg the scars are so prettty” - Kix

*talking about a mission plan* “why are you here?” - Luminara

“A capacorn?” - Tup

“You guys need to take your meds” - Depa

“I have ADHD and I didn’t take my medication” - Hardcase

“Can I get my apples?🙁” - Echo

“Because your baby doesn’t work” - Gree

“Grades,Graduation,Future” - Alpha 17

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